A Crazy Story

Characters:
1. Narrator
2. Snow White
3. Little Red Riding Hood
4. Wolf
5. Spider-Man
6. Prince Charming
7. Frog Prince
8. Frog Prince’s princess
9. Witch 1
10. Witch 2
11. Magician
12. Rapunzel
13. Rapunzel’s prince
14. Cinderella
15. Cinderella’s stepsister
16. Hansel
17. Gratel
-ACT 1-

*Narrator sahneye girer ve sahnenin ortasından seyirciye dönerek konuşmaya başlar.

Narrator: Good day Ladies and Gentlemen. Today, I’m going to tell you the story of Little Red Riding
Hood. Once upon a time there was a little girl who….
*Snow White korkarak ve çaresizce sahneye girer.
Snow White: Help! Help! Help! …. Please, somebody, help me!
Narrator: Who are you? What are you doing here?
Snow White: I’m snow white. My stepmother is evil! She wants to get rid of me! Then I …
*Narrator Snow white’nin konuşmasını böler.
Narrator: Wait, wait, wait, little girl! Don’t you see that I’m the narrator and I’m telling the story of Little
Red Riding hood!
*(Narrator sahneye döner ve konuşmaya devam eder)
Look at all those people… Oh, my…. I’m ruined!
*Little Red Riding hood sinirli bir şekilde sahneye girer)
Little Red Riding hood: Heyyyyy, Snow White. This is my story. Not yours. What are you doing here?
Snow White: (*Sahneye dönerek konuşur) Please, forgive me.. I’m a nice girl.. but my stepmother
doesn’t love me… my father, the king….
*Narrator yine snow white’nin konuşmasını böler ve snow White konuşmaya devam eder
Little Red Riding Hood: Listen.. We feel sorry for you.. But you came to the wrong story.

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Snow White: Oh, really?
Little Red Riding Hood: Yes, the narrator has to continue with his story…
Narrator: Do you see that little house? Go there so you can escape from your stepmother. I’m sure they
will help you. (*Sahnenin başka bir tarafına işaret ederek konuşmaya devam eder)
Snow White: Thank you. (Snow White Narratorun önünde diz çöker ve elinden öper)
*Snow White kapıya doğru gider ve kapıyı çalar.
Hansel: Who’s outside making all that noise?
Snow White: It’s me, Snow White. Please save me.
Gretel: We know, we know. Your stepmother wants to get rid of you. But please don’t bother. We’re
having a party with Spider Man and the wolf.
Narrator: Hold on, hold on. What is the wolf doing there? He’s supposed to be in my story. Hey wolf, get
out of there.
Wolf: I don’t want to come to your story. Every time when you tell this story I have to eat the old
grandmother. And the taste of her……. awful. And you know what? Every time when I had to eat her you
cut my stomach. Go get another wolf for your story.
Narrator: Oh my god. This time they are going to fire me…. How can I tell the story of Little Red Riding
Hood without the wolf. (*Panik içinde konuşur çaresizce)
Spider Man: (Kapıdan dışarı çıkar dans ederek kaslarını göstererek konuşmaya başlar) I’m so strong! I’m
invincible!
Narrator: Oh, no… not again! What do you want.. who are you?
Spider Man: I’m spider man, protector of the weak and unfortunate. I’m sure that someone here needs
me!
Narrator: We don’t need you.. Not right now. Can you please get into the house because I’m working.
Spider Man: Sorry, sir. (üzgün bir şekilde evin içine girer)
Hansel: Come on. You can join us Snow White and narrator. Never mind the story.
Narrator: No way. I will finish this story. I won’t join you.
Snow White: I would love to join to your party friends. Leave the narrator alone. He won’t join us
anyway.
*Snow White, spider man, hansel, gretel ve wolf kapının arkasına geçer ve sahneden kaybolur.
Narrator: I’m so desperate. I don’t want to lose my job. Please, can you help me to finish this story Little
Red Riding hood?
Little Red Riding Hood: Of course. I would love to help you. You know what? I’ve got an idea. Let’s find
characters in the forest and finish this story. There are many characters lost in this forest and they aren’t
happy.
Narrator: Really? Thank you so much. Let’s make a happy ending with all the characters in the forest.
(Little red riding Hood’a sarılır ve anlatmaya devam eder)
Little red riding hood was…. (birden durur ve susar Little red riding hoodla birlikte)
*Rapunzel ve Frog Prince’nin prensesini ve Cinderellayı konuşurken görür)
**Frog Prince’s Princess sahnede ağlar.
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Cinderella: Hey. Who are you and why are you crying?
Frog Prince’s Princess: (ağlayarak konuşur) I’m the frog prince’s wife. I kissed the frog and he turned
into a prince as you know.
Cinderella: So what? You lived happily ever after….
Frog Prince’s Princess: He ran away 2 years after we married. I’ve been looking for the prince for days
but I can’t find him. Have you seen him? By the way who are you?
Cinderella: No, I haven’t. I’m cinderella. As you know, I lived with my stepmother and two stepsisters.
There was this ball. I met the prince there. We danced all night and fell in love. It was amazing. When it
was 12.00 o’clock by midnight I had to leave and ran away and lost my little crystal shoe…. The prince
never showed up… (ağlamaya başlar)
*Rapunzel birden sahneye girer bağırarak ve korkarak.
Rapunzel: Help me! Help me!
Frog Prince’s princess: What’s wrong with you? Are you ok?
Rapunzel: I’m rapunzel. I have been waiting for my prince to come but he didn’t come. As you can see I
have long hair but it’s not long enough. I had to grow my hair longer and longer and longer…. Do you
know why? Not because of the witch. It’s because of the prince. He doesn’t like short hair and he won’t
come until I grow my hair. Please, help me.
Narrator: Did you hear that Little Red Riding Hood? This story is better than your story. (sevinerek
söyler)
Little Red Riding Hood: I told you that we could make a happy ending. Come on. Let’s go and tell the
princesses that we could help them to find their princes.
Narrator: All right. Let’s go and help them.
*Narrator ve kırmızı başlıklı kız prenseslerin yanına gider.
Narrator: Hello. We heard what you were talking and we want to help you.
Frog Prince’s princess: Who are you? Why would you help us?
Narrator: Because it’s my job to tell stories and make the happy endings.
Frog Prince’s Princess: What are you waiting for? Come on. Help us and find my prince.
Rapunzel: And mine!
Cinderella: And mine!
Narrator: Ok, I will help you but you have to go to a safe place. But where can they go?
Little Red Riding Hood: I know a safe place. The princesses can go to Hansel and Gretels house. I’m sure
they will be safe there.
Narrator: Oh yes, Spider man wanted to protect someone. And now he can protect the princesses.
*Narrator prenseslere döner ve sahnedeki kapının olduğu yere işaret ederek konuşur.
Do you see that house there? Go and knock at the door. There is a party and you will be safe there untill
we find your prince.
Cinderella, Rapunzel ve Frog Prince’s Princess: Good idea. Let’s go.
*Üç prenses evin olduğu yere giderler kapıyı çalarlar ve spider man prensesleri içeri alır ve sahneden
kaybolurlar.
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