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The Boss Baby - Family Business

(2021) Movie Script

(grand orchestral fanfare

playing)
(gentle melody playing)
♪ ♪
TIM:
Time is a funny thing.
- When I was a kid...
- YOUNG TIM: One.
- The days lasted forever.
- Two.
- Hide, hide, hide!
- Three.
- TIM: But the years...
- Wait! Over here.
- Well, they went by so fast.
- Four.
- Five. Six.
- Tim, no peeking.
TED SR.:
Yeah, no peeking.
- TIM: Before you know it...
- Seven.
- You're all grown-up.
- Eight.
- It even happened to me.
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- Nine.
Nine and a half. Ten!
Ready or not, here I come.
(grunts)
My name's Tim, and this...
well, this is
the rest of my story.
- (roars playfully)
- Run for your lives!
(laughing):
No fair, Dad. You peeked.
(laughter, squealing)
They call me a stay-at-home
dad, which means...-Let's go!
I hardly get to stay at home.
Buckle up, Templetons.
Ready?
- Set.
- Go!
(engine roars, tires squeal)
TIM:
Now, some might say
I still have
an over active imagination,
but being a dad is
the coolest job in the world.
Bunch of cool jobs, really.
(laughing)
Sometimes I'm a race car driver.
CAROL:
Whoo! Daddy-o Andretti!
TABITHA:
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Yay, Templetons!
TIM (Southern accent):
Well, and then sometimes
I'm the best darn cook
in the county
and I deal out every meal.
- Come on, Pa, hit me.
- (burps)
- (chuckles) Tina.
- (Tina laughs)
Whew, doggie!
And the house wins again.
- (thunder crashes)
- CAROL: Yay! -TABITHA: Woo-hoo!
TIM (spooky voice): Or a
surgeon, if need be. (Chuckles)
- Spork.
- Spork.
- Spatula.
- Spatula.
Give my creature life!
- (growling)
- (Carol and Tabitha gasp)
She's alive!
TIM: We have our ups,
and we have our downs.
- (whimpers)
- No, no, no. Look. Look.
- Lamb Lamb's okay. See?
- Yay!
TIM:
But we always stick together.
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- My wife, Carol.
- It's a miracle!
TIM: She's the
breadwinner of the family.
- (applause) -Thank you.
- You know what they say:
- "It's all about the dough."
- (laughter)
And I couldn't have done it
without my husband.
He really rose to the occasion.
- It's the yeast I can do.
- (cheering) -Yeah, Mama!
TIM:
She brings home the bacon, too,
while I keep an eye
on our new baby, Tina.
(chuckles):
But sometimes, feels like
she's keeping an eye on me.
- And Tabitha...
- Thank you!
Our little second-grader
who just got accepted
- into the best school in town.
- (laughter)
Yay, Tabitha!
TIM:
We're so proud.
I still keep in touch
with the old gang, too.
Believe it or not,
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Jimbo is mayor now.

- BOTH: Cookie!
- Of course, his wife, Staci,
is the real brains
behind the operation.
- MAN: Yo, Jimbo!
- Now, the Triplets...
- ♪ Busted... ♪
- ♪ Busted... ♪
- ♪ Busted. ♪
- (sirens wailing)
TIM: Yeah,
they haven't changed much.
And as for my baby brother, Ted,
well, he grew up
to be the boss, all right.
He's so busy we hardly see
him anymore.-(toy squeaking)
- (phone rings)
- But, hey, he always remembers
to send inappropriately
lavish gifts
- on special occasions.
- (Tabitha squeals)
- OMG! Uncle Ted is the best!
- (neighing)
- (clatters)
- (Tim gasps)
(sighs)
TIM:
All in all,
my life is pretty perfect.