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Over BLACK we hear, YATHARTH (20s) in voiceover.
YATHARTH (V.O.)
I’ve written a diary since I was 10
years old.
(beat)
Not because I like to sit back and
relive my memories or anything. I
write a diary so that I can keep an
account.
YOUNG YATHARTH
But papa, you promised! You said
that if I was first in class, you
would buy me a PlayStation!
DAD
Why would I promise you that? Being
first is a reward in itself! You’ll
thank me when you’re older!
YATHARTH (V.O.)
“You’ll thank me when you’re
older”. I wrote that in my diary,
too. And every year, as I’d get
older and older, I’d read that
diary entry and ask myself…
YATHARTH
Now that I’m older… am I thankful
to my dad?
CUT TO:
Get a few shots of the city life, over which we hear the
voice over of YATHARTH (20s).
2.
YATHARTH (V.O.)
I have been thankful to him,
actually. I was always first at
everything. He never bought me a
PlayStation, but toeing the line
has gotten me pretty far in life. I
have a great job, a nice home in an
expensive part of the city, and a
girlfriend who’s way out of my
league.
UTKARSHA
I’m breaking up with you.
YATHARTH (V.O.)
Well, I had a girlfriend who’s way
out of my league.
YATHARTH
What? You can’t do that. We’re
getting married this year!
UTKARSHA
Yatharth — you know as well as I do
that this isn’t working out. We’re
both unhappy. I have to force you
to do things with me…
YATHARTH
… But I do them, don’t I? I do
everything you tell me to —
UTKARSHA
I shouldn’t be telling you what to
do! I’m your girlfriend, for fuck’s
sake. Not your mom.
YATHARTH
(breaking down)
Everything I’ve done, I’ve done to
keep you happy.
3.
UTKARSHA
It shouldn’t be so much work just
to love someone, Yatharth.
UTKARSHA
Bye…
YATHARTH
Iss walle mein bilkul mazza nahi
aaya. Recipe mein kuch gadbad hua
kya?
CHAIWALA
Kya pata sa’ab. Kabhi kabhi bhalle
hi aap hamesha ki tarah sab kuch
karte hai, lekin phir bhi gadbad ho
jaata hai.
YATHARTH
Bullshit!
CHAIWALA
Kya sa’ab?
YATHARTH
(more to himself than to
the chaiwala)
If you follow the recipe exactly,
how can you go wrong?! It’s
unscientific! Why call it a recipe
at all, then?
CHAIWALA
Kya bol rahe hai sa’ab?
ANIRUDH
Arrey kuch nahi. Aap ek aur cutting
bana do pls — actually, do aur.
4.
YATHARTH (V.O.)
This is Anirudh. He’s trying to be
an influencer, but he gives really
shitty advice. So I’m not sure who
he’ll be able to influence. I, for
one, never listen to him.
ANIRUDH
(to Yatharth)
Stop arguing with the fucking
chaiwalla. Come, let’s sit and
talk. Come on!
FADE TO:
YATHARTH (V.O.)
This is Anirudh.
Anirudh hiccups.
ANIRUDH
Bro, I know you’re going through
shit and all, but if I have to hear
you rant any more, I’ll need
something stronger than chai.
YATHARTH
(ignoring Anirudh’s quip)
We were going to get married yaar.
I saved up so many leaves. I was
going to give her her dream
honeymoon…
ANIRUDH
Bro, why don’t you pull a Queen?
YATHARTH
What? Like… the card?
ANIRUDH
No, man. Like Kangana Ranaut.
London Thumakda.
(he does the hook step.)
Take those leaves and go on a solo
honeymoon.
5.
YATHARTH
(shaking his head)
Hell no. Solo travel is not for me.
I’d get bored as hell with my own
company.
ANIRUDH
OK, since you insist, I’ll come
too. How does Thailand sound? I’ve
never been abroad. Should I pack —
YATHARTH
What? Anirudh, no. We’re not going
anywhere.
ANIRUDH
Oh, accha? Then what are you going
to do with all those leaves you’ve
accumulated? Your office doesn’t
let you encash them.
ANIRUDH
I knew you wouldn’t be able to
resist an opportunity to get your
pound of flesh.
YATHARTH (V.O.)
OK, OK — I’ll admit. Anirudh may be
a piece of shit, but… he knows me
quite well. I wasn’t going to let
anyone deny me my PlayStation
anymore — even if the PlayStation
is a metaphor for a vacation that…
I don’t really want to go on… But I
earned those leaves, so by god I’m
going to take them.
6.
CUT TO:
ANIRUDH
I can’t believe they’re free! And
UNLIMITED! Listen na — can you
order one for yourself? Whiskey,
rocks.
YATHARTH
I don’t drink.
ANIRUDH
I don’t need you to drink it, just
order it. I don’t want the cabin
crew to think I’m a lush.
YATHARTH
What does it matter what they
think? I’m the one who’ll have to
clean your vomit. You order as many
whiskey rocks as you want. Get your
money’s worth.
Anirudh and Yatharth wait for their Uber to pull up. It does.
As they lift their bags inside, their driver, PING (30s)
rushes out of the car to help them.
YATHARTH (CONT'D)
Oh — you don’t have to, I —
PING
It’s okay, I got it. Please take a
seat!
YATHARTH
Oh, thanks.
7.
Ping pulls the bags away from the boys and they clamber into
the car — Yatharth at the back, and Anirudh in the front with
the driver.
ANIRUDH
Goood morning, Anidudes! We’ve just
landed in Bangkok and we’re on our
way to our hostel.
ANIRUDH (O.S.)
What’s the name again? Best Stay
Hostel?
YATHARTH
Bed Station Hostel. Put that away,
you’re drunk.
ANIRUDH (O.S.)
I’m not drunk. Do you think I’m
drunk, Sir?
PING
Not drunk. But high. Happy.
ANIRUDH
This guy knows what’s up! I like
you.
ANIRUDH (CONT'D)
So, Mister Uber driver, do you want
to introduce yourself to my
viewers?
PING
Hello everyone! I’m Ping!
ANIRUDH
So Mr Ping here is going to take us
to our hostel — Best Stay Hostel.
We’ll see you there!
Anirudh waves good-bye to his phone and turns off the camera.
8.
PING
Your first time here?
ANIRUDH
Yes!
PING
Where are you guys coming from?
ANIRUDH
India. Mumbai, actually.
PING
Ahhhh. Good. I hear Mumbai is just
like Bangkok…
ANIRUDH
(shrugs)
I suppose so. Have you ever been?
PING
No, no. I have never left Thailand
in my life! There is so much to see
here, you can never be bored.
ANIRUDH
Really? Give us some
recommendations… some local insider
information that I can put in my
vlogs.
PING
Ahh. No, my hidden gems will remain
hidden.
ANIRUDH
Arrey please, Ping… don’t worry,
your spots wont go viral. I have
only 14 followers.
9.
PING
(laughing)
Well I’ll tell you one thing —
definitely eat at XYZ’s stall on
Khao San road. She lives in my
neighbourhood, and uses her
mother’s recipe to make Khanom
Buang — you know Khanom Buang?
ANIRUDH
No. Yats! You know Canon Bong?
YATHARTH
No. Is it an insect? I’m
vegetarian.
PING
(laughs)
You’ll find those on Khao San Road,
too. But I’m more of a dessert guy.
(patting his tummy)
Clearly.
ANIRUDH
So what’s Cannon Bomb?
PING
Khanom Buang is a sweet food —
coconut, peanuts and whipped cream
folded into a pancake. All
vegetarian!
We should have Ping tell them more things — perhaps you can
get the actor to ad lib tidbits of information about Thai
history and culture. As the pull up to Bed Station, Ping
comes out and helps them unload their baggage.
ANIRUDH
Thanks so much, man.
PING
It’s no problem. If you want help
with anything, just give me a call.
I’d be happy to drive you around.
You know, if you’re too busy
getting ‘happy’.
ANIRUDH
That would be awesome. Give me your
number!
YATHARTH
Thanks you so much. Here.
PING
It’s all online. You don’t have to
pay me.
YATHARTH
(confused)
It’s a tip.
ANIRUDH
Yes! In return for all the ‘tips’
you gave us! Even though you didn’t
tell us about your hidden gems,
you’ve been quite invaluable.
PING
Tell you what — I won’t tell you
how to find my favourite spots… Or
what they are called. But I’ll take
you there.
ANIRUDH
Dude! Really?! That would be super
awesome.
PING
And tell me the name of your
vlogging page. I’d be happy to be
your 15th follower.
ANIRUDH
Thanks! It’s just my name for now —
@anirudhvohra. I’m trying to think
of something cool… I’ll change it
when I do.
PING
Maybe you’ll find some inspiration
for it in Thailand. I hope you both
have a lovely time. Bye Anirudh!
Yatharth.
ANIRUDH
What a nice guy… He offered to take
us to the cool local places in
Thailand!
11.
YATHARTH
Don’t get too excited. He was just
trying to get us to hire him to
drive us around. For all you know,
he’ll take us to the same old
places that all Indians go to, and
jump into the water fully dressed.
ANIRUDH
Who hurt you, man?
YATHARTH
Apart from the fiance who just left
me? Well, there was my class
teacher in 3rd standard, Miss
Tellis. She whacked me with a ruler
for having long nails…
At the reception, they meet SARAI (F, 20s), who greets them
warmly.
SARAI
Hi, how can I help you?
YATHARTH
Hi! Here’s our booking.
SARAI
Yatharth and Anirudh? Right. May I
see your passports?
ANIRUDH
She’s pretty, no? Maybe she can be
your new Utkarsha.
YATHARTH
Yaar, do minute ke liye chupp
baith—
SARAI
(interrupting)
Your first time here?
YATHARTH, ANIRUDH
Yes.
ANIRUDH
Do you… er… have any local
recommendations? Yatharth here is
uh… quite the explorer!
YATHARTH (V.O.)
Fucking Anirudh. Why am I friends
with him, again?
SARAI
(good-naturedly)
I’d be happy to give you
recommendations. But you’ll also
learn a lot from talking to the
other guys. Everyone’s really
friendly, so. Should I take you
around?
ANIRUDH
Yeah, that sounds great!
SARAI
Let’s go.
YATHARTH (V.O.)
Oh yeah… That. That’s why i’m
friends with him.
They walk around the hostel and get the tour. The pool is
their last stop and Anirudh is gobsmacked.
SARAI
Here’s your key. Enjoy!
YATHARTH
Let’s… let’s get showered? Then we
can come back down and ask Sarai
for recommendations before we head…
ANIRUDH
Oh? Ping’s recommendations you
didn’t care for, but hers you think
are legit?
YATHARTH
Shut up and come —
13.
ANIRUDH
You go ahead.
YATHARTH
What?
ANIRUDH
Take my stuff and keep it the room,
no? I’ll use the pool shower. Might
as well get some footage before it
gets dark.
YATHARTH
(calls out behind Anirudh)
Pace yourself, OK? Make good
choices!
FOREIGNER 1
Jeez, you scared me!
FOREIGNER 2
How long were you under there for?!
EMILY
45 minutes!!! A new record!!!
14.
ANIRUDH
Who’s that?
FOREIGNER 1
Emily. American.
FOREIGNER 2
I’d stay away from her if I were
you.
FOREIGNER 1
Definitely. She’s a little… weird.
Anirudh shrugs and looks into his vlogging camera and he goes
into the locker room to change.
ANIRUDH
You heard that, Anidudes? There’s a
weird girl in Best Beds Hostel. But
why is she so weird? And why did
she spend 45 minutes submerged in
the hostel pool? Maybe we’ll find
out in the vlogs to come. See you
then!
CUT TO
EMILY
(muffled)
HMPHIII!
EMILY (CONT'D)
WHAT?! Did you see a lizard?! Is it
on me! Please, get it off!
15.
YATHARTH
(mortified)
N— no… there’s no lizard! Get off
me, lady!
EMILY
What did you yell for?!
YATHARTH
What the hell are you doing in the
men’s bathroom?!
EMILY
There’s no such thing as a men’s
bathroom, this is a mixed dorm,
genius!
YATHARTH
Is… is that what they mean by
‘mixed’?!
EMILY
Yeah. What did you think it meant?
YATHARTH
I don’t know, I thought like — a
‘mixed’ dorm meant you ‘mix’ with
strangers — MALE strangers —
EMILY
Why are you so worked up?! I didn’t
even get to see any fun bits —
YATHARTH
Stay back!
EMILY
Sorry, dude. I’m not trying to be
creepy or anything. I was just
brushing my teeth.
YATHARTH
It’s almost noon.
16.
EMILY
Yeah, well. I brushed my teeth and
then drank OJ, and it tasted
horrible, so I needed to get the OJ
taste out of my mouth and I figured
brushing again would —
(beat)
Let me start over. Hey! I’m Emily.
Top bunk on the left.
YATHARTH
(collecting his bearings)
I’m Yatharth. Top bunk on the
right.
EMILY
Huh. Turns out we have something in
common after all!
ANIRUDH
What’s going on here?
Yatharth startles, and his other hand jerks away from the
towel. Emily’s eyes grow wide with terror as we get a POV
shot of her from between Yatharth’s legs.
CUT TO
ANIRUDH (CONT'D)
I can’t BELIVE I caught it on
camera! Being a vlogger is awesome!
YATHARTH
Anirudh, if you don’t delete that
footage, I swear to GOD —
ANIRUDH
Delete?! Hell no. It’s going in the
vlog. I’ll blur everything out,
don’t worry… don’t want to get
demonetised…
Yatharth lunges for the camera. Anirudh runs into the street.
17.
ANIRUDH (CONT'D)
The guys at the pool taught me
this. Follow my lead.
(to the lady)
Sawadee khun!
YATHARTH
(mumbling)
Sawadee khun.
CHAMPA
Come, sit!
Anirudh and Yatharth sit at the table. Champa warmly puts her
hands on each of the boys’ shoulders and asks —
CHAMPA (CONT'D)
You vegetarian?
YATHARTH
(nodding)
I am. He is not.
CHAMPA
DAO!!! COME HERE!
DAO (F, early 20s) appears from an inner room, and she too
beams widely at the boys when she sees them.
18.
DAO
Welcome! Are you veg—
CHAMPA
I already asked them all that. I
just need you to keep them company
while I prepare their food.
DAO
Okay then!
DAO (CONT'D)
I’m Dao. That’s my mother, Champa.
You can call her Khun Champa.
YATHARTH
I’m Yatharth, this is Anirudh.
We’re from India.
ANIRUDH
Nice to meet you, Dao. Is it ok if
I record?
DAO
One moment, let me fix my hair and
lipstick.
DAO (CONT'D)
This is Tom Kha Gai for you, and
just plain Tom Kha for you — no
chicken.
CHAMPA
With chicken, I put more galangal.
With no chicken, less galangal.
YATHARTH
Thank you, Khun Champa. You
adjusted your recipe for me.
19.
CHAMPA
There’s no recipe! You have to
understand the essence of a good
Tom Kha Gai — the tang of the
galangal needs to be balanced out
by the creamy coconut milk. As long
as you understand that, you don’t
need a recipe book.
DAO
(to Yatharth)
She says you remind her of her son;
my older brother Ritthirong. He’s 9
months into his mandatory military
service.
DAO (CONT'D)
She says Anirudh has a naughty
glint in his eye…
DAO (CONT'D)
… But you, Yatharth — you look
sweet and honest. Just like her
Ritthirong.
(laughs)
She’s forgetting how he used to
bully me when we were kids!
CHAMPA
Don’t be silly. Why would I take
money from my own children?
DAO
Please. We’re simple people, this
is what we eat every day. You don’t
have to pay us.
YATHARTH (V.O.)
I wanted to speak up. I wanted to
join Anirudh in coaxing them to
take my money. But I was so fucking
overwhelmed with guilt. Me and my
stupid sanitiser, thinking I was
above everyone else.
FADE OUT
ANIRUDH
We should go back. It felt like I
was eating my naani’s food. Except,
she was Thai.
YATHARTH
We should definitely go back. Maybe
we can tell the folks at the hostel
about it too.
ANIRUDH
Who, like that girl who saw you in
the nude?
YATHARTH
Shut up.
(beat)
I can’t believe she wasn’t going to
take our money. Thank god her apron
had a pocket in it.
ANIRUDH
That’s what I’m saying, man. People
around here are just… nice. In the
smallest ways.
CASHIER
Are you having a good time in
Bangkok?
ANIRUDH
The best time of my life!
CASHIER
I’m glad. Here’s your bag. That’ll
be 200 baht.
(beat)
(MORE)
21.
CASHIER (CONT'D)
Oh — and here’s a little something
for you.
YATHARTH
Wh… what’s this?
CASHIER
Just a little something for you to
remember Thailand by.
Anirudh and Yatharth walk out of the store, but all the while
Yatharth is staring intently at the Doraemon sticker sheet in
his hand.
FADE TO
UTKARSHA
Hi.
YATHARTH
Hi.
UTKARSHA
How’s Bangkok? I’ve been keeping up
with Anirudh’s stories.
YATHARTH
Bangkok… Utkarsha, I’m having a
spiritual experience here.
UTKARSHA
Damn. How come? Is it the hookers?
YATHARTH
What…? No. The city is great and
all. The hustle-bustle, everyone is
on, 24x7. But nobody warns you
about how fucking nice people are
here.
(beat)
Like today, the cab guy, the
receptionist… everyone was so nice.
(MORE)
22.
YATHARTH (CONT'D)
I went to this aunty’s house and
she and her daughter treated me and
Anirudh like we were family. They
didn’t even want to take our money.
UTKARSHA
That’s nice.
YATHARTH
Look at this!!!
UTKARSHA
Isn’t that — Why are you getting
all choked up about Nobita?! Is
everything OK, Yatharth?
YATHARTH
This guy at 7/11 gave it to me. Can
you imagine this happening in
Mumbai? Nobody ever stops to ask
you how your day’s going.
UTKARSHA
It’s just a bunch of stickers.
YATHARTH
That’s what I’d have said a couple
of days ago. But there’s something
about how these people love — they
expect nothing back. They’re just…
warm.
UTKARSHA
That’s how it’s supposed to be, you
know.
YATHARTH
Yeah. But I think India has too
much hustle-bustle for it to ever
be a reality…
UTKARSHA
No.
(beat)
That’s how love should be.
Effortless. Without expectation.
YATHARTH
I did love you, Utkarsha.
Genuinely.
23.
UTKARSHA
I loved you too, Yatharth. But I
think our love ran its course a
long time ago. And that’s OK! We
have our whole entire lives ahead
of us.
YATHARTH
So now what? I’m supposed to forget
all about you and pretend we’re
strangers? I miss you!
UTKARSHA
You’re not supposed to forget
anything. I’ll always remember you
fondly.
(beat)
But you know what they say. You’ve
to let the old stuff go to make
space for what’s new.
YATHARTH
I don’t want anything new. I can’t
imagine my life without you.
UTKARSHA
You don’t have to imagine
everything, Yatharth. Sometimes you
can just allow yourself to be
surprised.
YATHARTH
I’ll… I’ll try.
UTKARSHA
Thank you. I’m trying, too.
YATHARTH
Good bye, Utkarsha.
UTKARSHA
Good night, Yatharth.
EMILY
Darn it. This is my secret smoking
hideout. Get your own, towel boy!
YATHARTH
(slightly curt)
I don’t smoke.
EMILY
Just contemplating, then?
EMILY (CONT'D)
So? How was your first day?
YATHARTH
Pretty great, actually.
EMILY
Then why do you look like your pet
dog just died?
Yatharth is silent.
EMILY (CONT'D)
Wait, did —-
YATHARTH
(snappy)
Of course not.
Emily widens her eyes and does a ‘OK then I’ll back off’
gesture.
EMILY
Jeez. Just trynna be friendly.
YATHARTH
Don’t you think you’ve been
friendly enough for one day?
(beat)
OK, OK. I’m sorry.
EMILY
We’re cool, man. If you need to
vent… you have my ear. At least
until the end of my cigarette.
YATHARTH
Have you ever felt like… you’ve
lived one way for all your life.
(MORE)
25.
YATHARTH (CONT'D)
And now, you have to throw
everything out the window and start
anew?
YATHARTH (CONT'D)
Because that’s what’s happened to
me. It’s like… everything’s been
taken away from me.
EMILY
So your dog really did die, huh?
YATHARTH
No… My girlfriend of 5 years broke
up with me days before I got here.
I’d planned my whole damn life
around her! And now that’s just…
gone. I’ve to start from scratch.
And I’ve no idea from where to
begin again. And Thailand has been
great, but… I’ve no idea what I’ll
make of my life when I go back.
EMILY
Well, towel boy, I feel you. I
really do.
YATHARTH
I just poured my soul out to you
and you’re calling me towel boy…
EMILY
OK, sorry. I forgot your name. BUT!
BUT! BUT! Here’s some honest-to-god
heartfelt advice for ya. You don’t
have to worry about making
decisions back in India just yet.
You’re in Thailand. This is Limbo
Nation. What happens in Thailand,
stays in Thailand. Have the
‘THAI’me of your life… you get my
drift?
YATHARTH
I think so.
EMILY
Good. So just… give yourself up to
the tide, man. To the THAI-DE.
Gedditt? Eh… (nudges him, he
smiles) Come on.
(MORE)
26.
EMILY (CONT'D)
Let’s hit the clubs tonight. Bring
your friend. It’ll be fun!
Yatharth, Emily, and Anirudh are making their way through the
street, trying to decide which club to get in. As they’re
walking, a ladyboy picks Yatharth up and takes him into her
club.
PING
Ending the night so early??! It’s
only 3 AM! Hop in!
More partying — now with the 4 of them. Ping blends into the
group seamlessly. (Montage)
PING (CONT'D)
Tell me your favourite part about
Bangkok so far. Emily you have been
here the longest — go.
EMILY
The smell. It smells of sex.
Yatharth scoffs.
EMILY (CONT'D)
What now, Towel Boy?
YATHARTH
My favourite part of Bangkok is the
people…
EMILY
Yeah, yeah. We know about the dude
who gave you Doraemon stickers.
27.
ANIRUDH
Yeah dude. You’ve told them about
it five times already.
YATHARTH
But the food —
PING
Yes, you told us about Khun
Champa’s place too. The Tom Kha Gai
—
YATHARTH
No Gai for me — No bail either. I’m
vegetarian.
EMILY
WHAT.
PING
(to Emily)
Must be an inside joke…
EMILY
Yeah. And Indian Inside Joke. An
INDSIDE joke.
ANIRUDH
Lame.
EMILY
What’s been YOUR favourite part of
Bangkok, then?
ANIRUDH
Easy.
YATHARTH
Really?
ANIRUDH
Yeah. It was seeing Yatharth’s
dick.
PING
Wait. What?
ANIRUDH
I got to know you like I never got
to see you before, man.
YATHARTH
Can we please move past that?!?
EMILY
PING! Anirudh told me that you have
secret spots that you’d take them
to. Can I pleeease tag along?
YATHARTH
No, there’s no place in the car…
EMILY
(pat response)
I’ll sit in your lap if I have to.
PING
Nobody will have to sit on anyone’s
lap. We’re not driving. We’ll take
public transport.
ANIRUDH
But Emily, you can still sit in
Yatharth’s lap if you want to.
YATHARTH
(eager to change the
subject)
When can we leave?
PING
Tomorrow’s good.
EMILY
Wait, really?! What about your
work?
PING
(shrugs)
My cab’s not going anywhere. We can
go all around Thailand — Pai, Koh
Samui…
Emily hugs Ping. Anirudh climbs on. The three of them open
their embrace to Yatharth.
YATHARTH (V.O.)
I hate hugs. I barely touched
Utkarsha unless we were doing it.
(MORE)
29.
YATHARTH (V.O.)
So I did.
YATHARTH (V.O.)
The morning before we left on our
trip, Anirudh and I decided to
split up and do our own thing.
Anirudh went to Turtle Temple. I
don’t quite know what he saw there
— I’ll have to look at his footage
later — but I think it was his
Doraemon sticker moment. He didn’t
tell me what he did there. Or what
he saw. He just came back… changed.
And decided that he wanted to call
his Vlogging page SPACE TURTLE
FILMS. So I’d definitely say it was
something special. If you want to
know his side of things… maybe
you’d have to read his diary. Or
better yet, watch his vlog.
YATHARTH (V.O.)
I didn’t want to see any more
temples, though. Surprising, right?
Old Yatharth never missed a chance
to suck up to the gods. But
Thailand had me wanting to
experience its people.
(MORE)
30.
21. INT. TRAIN - BUS - FERRY - PAI DORM ROOM - DAY TO NIGHT
YATHARTH (V.O)
Later that evening, we boarded the
train to Pai. Little did I know
that I was going to find God in
each of the three travelers with me
— even Anirudh. Shocking, I know.
ANIRUDH
This Pok Deng is giving me anxiety,
man. Let’s play something less
stressful, no?
YATHARTH
Thanks for teaching us nonetheless.
It was fun.
PING
OK, well, Emily — are there any fun
American games we can play?
EMILY
I can only think of I-Spy.
EMILY (CONT'D)
Clearly you’re all familiar with
it.
ANIRUDH
Yeah, Emily, but we’re not five.
EMILY
Give us an Indian game, then!
ANIRUDH
Hops and Bats.
YATHARTH
God, no.
31.
ANIRUDH
Uh… OK. Name Place Animal Thing,
then!
YATHARTH
Better.
PING
How do you play?
YATHARTH
Tres facile. You just —
EMILY
Wait, you speak French?
ANIRUDH
We’ll arrive at a random letter of
the alphabet. You just have to name
one thing from each category that
starts with that letter.
YATHARTH
Oui. I speak French, and oui,
that’s how you play the game.
Anirudh, start-stop me.
PING
Start-stop…?
ANIRUDH, YATHARTH
You’ll see.
ANIRUDH
So I just have to say a name,
place, animal and thing that begins
with J. So like… Jack. Jordan.
Jackal. Jockstrap. Everyone get it?
Everyone nods.
EMILY
May I make a suggestion?
Everyone groans.
EMILY (CONT'D)
What?!
ANIRUDH
White people. Always meddling with
brown people stuff.
32.
YATHARTH
Don’t colonise Name Place Animal
Thing, man.
EMILY
OKAY. Hear me out! We do name place
animal thing, but you have to tell
a story with every turn. Like my J
would be — Jones. Because it’s my
last name!
ANIRUDH
Uhhh cute, but only first names
allowed. So you start off with
minus 5 points. Good going, Team
USA.
EMILY
But now you know a little more
about me. Isn’t that more enriching
than winning some imaginary five
points?
YATHARTH
We’ll see once we get to Pai.
Montage as they play name place animal thing over all the
modes of transport.
YATHARTH (V.O.)
We played Name, Place Animal, Thing
in the train… then while we waited
for the bus… and on the boat, too.
I stopped keeping score after the
first round. I got lost in their
stories. With the letter ‘B’, I got
to know about Pai’s time in the
military, when he showed us his
badge. And ‘K’ was when I learnt
that Anirudh is really from Kanpur.
I’ve worked with him for 4 years
and I could’ve sworn he was born
and raised in South Delhi. With
‘S’, Emily told us that she had a
pet snake at home. My kneejerk
reaction was that she is batshit
crazy, but then she choked up while
talking about him… like he was a
puppy or something. I won’t lie, I
had a bit of a ‘tujhme rabb dikhta
hai’ moment for her there.
33.
YATHARTH (V.O.)
I’ve never been one for cuddles. I
like to sleep alone, in fact, so
that I can snore in peace. But that
night, in our little dorm room in
Pai, I felt so deeply connected
with those three, that I was
starting to feel the pinch of ever
having to say goodbye to them.
EMILY
OK guys! I think it’s time. Ping,
it’s in your bag?
PING
Yes, just check the inner pocket.
EMILY
I’d like to raise a toast. To my
favourite boys in the world.
YATHARTH
I thought your favourite boy was
Fluffy.
EMILY
To my favourite boys in the world
who are NOT snakes.
ANIRUDH
SALUD!
CUT TO
EMILY
You’re looking a little pale,
pardner.
YATHARTH
I’m hot. I think I’m dying.
EMILY
Be a Phoenix then. Die, and then
rise from the ashes.
YATHARTH
OK… I’ll try. How do I become a
phoenix? I’m not a phoenix. I’m a
person.
EMILY
Ok… Then be like Jesus Christ. He
died and rose again!
YATHARTH
God. I’m not even Christian. I’m
Hindu. We don’t resurrect, we
reincarnate.
EMILY
Maybe you’ll reincarnate as a
phoenix?
YATHARTH
Maybe. Or maybe I’ll reincarnate as
a rock. I can’t take my chances.
EMILY
Here’s what we’re going to do. I’m
going to take you to the water and
baptise you.
YATHARTH
I don’t want to be baptised!
Coloniser, at it again…
EMILY
It’s just a symbolic one. It’ll
feel good. My grandma took me to
her church once and they did it to
me. Trust me.
EMILY (CONT'D)
By the power vested in me… I know
pronounce you… resurrected!
YATHARTH (V.O.)
It worked. I felt… new. I had been
so scared of starting over, without
Utkarsha, without a plan. When
Emily baptised me, I felt… free.
Like a newborn baby. I can’t
describe exactly why I felt so
good… Part of it was the shrooms.
Part of it was the cold water
hitting my face. But mostly, it was
Emily.
FADE OUT
YATHARTH (V.O.)
And that good feeling never left
me. It stayed with me in Pai. It
travelled with me when we went to
Koh Samui. Maybe I really was a
Phoenix. And when I thought I’d hit
rock bottom, I ended up being
reborn.
Montage of them doing stuff. In one brief cut, show the boys
having fun while Emily attends to a phone call away from
them, which she hangs up from and the runs back to the boys,
hitching her smile back onto her face. Show a cliff diving
scene where Yatharth and Emily jump into the water together.
YATHARTH (V.O.)
Or maybe I was just plain old
Yatharth. And it was Emily who was
the magic one. Because she, too,
never left me.
EMILY
Ever think of jumping?
YATHARTH
(sharply)
What?
36.
EMILY
You know. Like giving yourself away
to the ocean.
YATHARTH
You say it like it’s a good thing.
EMILY
Isn’t it? Just succumb. No fighting
it.
YATHARTH
I mean. No. I think your instinct
to live will kick in at the last
moment. You will put up a fight.
It’s a terrible way to go.
EMILY
(shrugs)
Better a short struggle than a slow
boil that kills you over decades.
YATHARTH
(concerned)
Emily, what’s wrong? Talk to me.
EMILY
I started travelling with the idea
that I’d take a year off. From…
life. And now the year is almost
up.
YATHARTH
But you have so much to go back to.
Don’t you have friends, your
family… aren’t you excited to see
your grandma? You’ve told me so
much about her.
EMILY
My grandma died last year,
Yatharth.
YATHARTH
What?! But you never… you’ve always
spoken about her like she’s alive.
EMILY
Maybe ‘cause I want her to be.
(beat)
(MORE)
37.
EMILY (CONT'D)
She’s all I really have, family-
wise. My parents are cool and all,
but I see them once a year. Dad for
Thanksgiving, mom for Christmas.
Then switch. Grandma was always
there.
YATHARTH
I’m sorry for your loss.
EMILY
(Shrugs)
It’s been over a year. It doesn’t
sting so bad anymore.
YATHARTH
Is that why you took the gap year?
EMILY
I guess so. It just seemed like a
fun thing to do at the time. But
now I’ve realised that I’ve just
been running away from figuring my
shit out.
Yatharth chuckles.
EMILY (CONT'D)
Real sensitive, towel boy.
YATHARTH
Shut up. I was just thinking, I’m
kinda in the same boat. I had a 10-
year plan that included 3 kids and
a sea-facing home in Mumbai. And
now I’m going to have to, in the
words of the inimitable Ms Emily
Jones, “figure my shit out.”
EMILY
How about we do it together, then?
YATHARTH
Sure thing. We’ll be on opposite
ends of the atlas. But we’ll be in
this together. OK?
Emily looks at his hand and then into his eyes. And she
smiles, takes his hand, and then crashes into him, mouth-
first. Yatharth is taken by surprise, but he eases into it.
EMILY
(In between chews)
Ooh, that looks good.
ANIRUDH
She just ate chicken!
YATHARTH
(continuing to eat with
the same spoon)
No biggie.
ANIRUDH
You won’t even share a cigarette
with me because of ‘jhoota’. Kamaal
hai!
PING
(catching on)
Anirudh, you wanted to show me the
footage right?
ANIRUDH
Yeah, but I don’t want to get my
laptop out now.
PING
That’s OK. You can show me at the
hotel room. Yatharth and Emily, are
you two OK to share a room?
Both try to be casual and shrug and nod. But Emily gives Ping
a secret smile.
YATHARTH
I’ll miss you guys. It’ll be the
first night on this trip that I
won’t be hearing Anirudh’s snoring.
39.
ANIRUDH
Love you too, babe.
PING
I used to snore too! It never
bothered me, but then I dated a
light sleeper. So I started using a
neti pot. I can show you how to use
one tonight. It’ll help.
ANIRUDH
Thanks, man. You’re so sweet.
YATHARTH
You fixed your snoring for a girl.
That’s so husband material. How
come you’re still single, then?
Emily and Ping stop eating and exchange a look. Ping puts his
spoon down and pointedly looks at both Yatharth and Anirudh.
PING
I fixed my snoring for a guy.
ANIRUDH
Well… that’s still really nice of
you.
YATHARTH
Wait. The light sleeper you dated.
Was a man?!
PING
Yes. I am gay.
ANIRUDH
Why didn’t you tell us?
EMILY
Ummm. I knew he was gay, and he
didn’t have to tell me.
YATHARTH
If he’s been living with us for
days, I think it’s the decent thing
to do.
40.
EMILY
Yatharth!! Really?! Does he have to
wear a placard around his neck that
says I AM GAY, and announce himself
with a bell every time he enters
the room?!
ANIRUDH
Oh, stop making us sound like
homophobes.
(to Ping)
I’m not rooming with you tonight. I
mean, no offense — you do you. I
just don’t want people to think
that I’m gay.
EMILY
You’re making yourself sound like a
homophobe. You don’t need my help.
YATHARTH
We have bonded so hard these past
few days. I find it difficult to
imagine how the fact that you’re
gay hasn’t come out once.
EMILY
Maybe this is why it hasn’t come
out?! You guys are being utter and
complete pricks.
PING
It’s OK, Emily. Us eastern
countries aren’t as liberal as the
U.S.A.
(to the boys)
I just thought that you are my
friends, so you would accept me.
EMILY
Ping and I will share a room
tonight. You two can rot for all I
care.
PING
I’m sorry that I’ve hurt you. Thank
you for letting me travel with you.
41.
YATHARTH (V.O.)
This sounds really bad, but back
then, I didn’t exactly regret what
I said. What I regret is saying
those things about Ping. He was our
friend.
(Beat)
Eventually I reckoned with my
biases and prejudices. But in that
moment, I just wanted to apologise
to Ping. He showed us all his
secret spots, gave us the full
local experience. And what did we
give him?
ANIRUDH
I think we fucked up.
YATHARTH
Yeah. We’re not even that hot. Why
would he want to do us?
ANIRUDH
Speak for yourself.
CUT TO
They are taking the train ride over River Kwai. Stony
silence.
PING
You two look rough. All okay?
EMILY
You don’t have to be nice, Ping.
They’ve been horrible to you.
YATHARTH
We’re fine. Anirudh was snoring
right in my ear, but —
ANIRUDH
Fuck you, man. Here you have the
perfect opportunity to apologise to
Ping, and you’re using it to shit
on me instead.
42.
PING
No apologies are needed.
EMILY
(to Anirudh)
YOU need to apologise to Ping too,
you know…
YATHARTH
(to Anirudh)
I wasn’t shitting on you. Not
everything is about you — it was
just a throwaway joke.
ANIRUDH
I don’t joke about you taking 2
hours in the bathroom every
morning, do I?
YATHARTH
You can if you want to! I don’t
care. I’m not like you.
ANIRUDH
And what does that mean?
YATHARTH
You’re always obsessed with how you
come across to people. Who cares if
you share a room with Ping? Get a
life! We’re not some people on the
internet watching your vlogging
channel. Nobody’s watching you.
ANIRUDH
You’re one to talk. You’re so
paranoid all the goddamn time. Like
everyone’s out to take advantage of
you, or swindle money from you.
That’s what you thought of Ping!
And Emily, and Dao, and Khun
Champa, and everyone we’ve met on
this trip.
EMILY
Ouch. Really Yatharth?!
ANIRUDH
(trying to salvage the
situation)
(MORE)
43.
ANIRUDH (CONT'D)
And while we’re at it, Emily, if
your idea of conflict resolution is
to get up and storm off, then
you’re not very mature either.
EMILY
(scoffs)
Nice try making this about me.
PING
Guys, it’s really nice of you to
defend my honour this way, but it’s
not necessary.
YATHARTH
It’s super necessary, Ping. You’ve
been nothing but nice to me and
Anirudh since you first laid eyes
on us.
ANIRUDH
Yeah. I’m really sorry.
YATHARTH
Me too.
PING
It’s OK.
EMILY
But it’s not, isn’t it?
ANIRUDH
Emily, you’re literally making
drama when there isn’t any.
EMILY
You’re apologising to Ping because
he’s your friend and you know him.
And we’re in Limboland. We’ll go
back home and go back to toe-ing
the line, won’t we?
YATHARTH
How do you mean?
EMILY
I’ll go back to being a fuck up.
You’ll go back to being a raging
homophobe…
44.
ANIRUDH
Ai, ye of little faith.
EMILY
(Air quotes gesture)
Whatever “character growth” we’re
having here, it doesn’t matter.
It’s easy to be a nice person when
you know you’re going back to your
real life.
PING
Well. I’m not going anywhere. This
is my life, my reality. And, I
don’t appreciate you talking about
our time together like that.
ANIRUDH
Where’s your righteous anger now?
YATHARTH
I know exactly what we need.
CUT TO
YATHARTH (V.O.)
Dao had recommended this place to
me, in passing. She told me there’s
something about the elephants
that’s really peaceful, calming.
Humbling. I thought we could use
some humbling.
YATHARTH (CONT'D)
I have a proposal.
(clears throat)
A very good friend of mine
introduced me to the ritual of
Baptism.
Emily smirks.
45.
YATHARTH (CONT'D)
Keeping the religious aspect aside,
baptism can be a way to start
afresh. To let bygones be bygones.
To —
ANIRUDH
OK, Shakespeare, we get it.
YATHARTH
To forgive, and to be forgiven,
without asking for it —
Anirudh looks at Emily and Ping. All three fill their buckets
and SPLASH Yatharth at the same time. As the four of them
goof off, Yatharth reaches to tuck Emily’s hair behind her
ear. Emily backs away.
YATHARTH (CONT'D)
What’s wrong?
EMILY
(shaking her head)
We’re… this isn’t going to work
out, Yatharth.
YATHARTH
… why?! Didn’t you just hear my
whole spiel about forgiveness and
ritual baptism and —
EMILY
Yeah, there’s no hard feelings. But
that doesn’t change the fact that
I’ve to go back to my life and
you’ve to go back to yours.
YATHARTH
What happened to doing things
together, from opposite ends of the
atlas?
EMILY
I… I’m sorry. I already do long
distance with my parents.
YATHARTH (V.O.)
Our trip back to Bangkok was…
quiet. We blamed it on us being
tired, but I think we were all a
little heartbroken that this was
ending.
(beat)
We planned to hang out in Bangkok.
But there was one place I wanted to
visit alone.
CHILD
Mama!!!
Yatharth is shook.
YATHARTH
You’re a mom?!
DAO
Yeah! I didn’t tell you?
YATHARTH
But you’re so young!
DAO
I got married at 19.
YATHARTH
You’re MARRIED?!
DAO
Not anymore. My husband left me a
few months after the wedding.
That’s why I have to work 2 jobs,
and mom has to run this place…
YATHARTH
That jerk.
DAO
(laughs)
He’s OK. He did love me.
YATHARTH
Then… why did he leave?
47.
DAO
(with a sad smile)
You know how you’re always saying
that us Thai people love so
generously? Well, it’s because… we
don’t have rules to it. And
sometimes you get hurt in love, and
that’s OK. But it shouldn’t stop
you from loving in the future. And
loving more.
YATHARTH
But… he screwed you over.
DAO
Yeah, he did. But he gave me this
beautiful baby. And he showed me
love, for a short time maybe. But
it was real.
CHAMPA
Tell him that as soon as I saw him,
I loved him very much.
DAO
She said she loved you from the
moment she saw you.
YATHARTH (V.O.)
Love. I took a year and a half to
tell Utkarsha that I loved her. And
here, this woman loved me from the
moment she saw me. Not like. Loved.
YATHARTH (CONT'D)
Thank you. So much. You’ve changed
my whole life. I have to go now.
Yatharth joins his hands and bows at both women, ruffle’s the
child’s hair, and runs off.
EMILY
What are you doing here? Why are
you drenched?
YATHARTH
I had to bribe the security guard
500 baht to enter…
EMILY
But did it rain?
YATHARTH
And then, I ran to the top,
checking every floor for you.
EMILY
OK. Why? I’d have come back to the
dorm room eventually.
YATHARTH
I don’t care about eventually. But,
in the moment, I felt like telling
you something. And so I thought
I’ll find you. And tell you before
it passed.
EMILY
Ohhhkay. Has it passed, then?
YATHARTH
Not at all.
(beat)
I love you, Emily.
EMILY
You do?
YATHARTH
(thinks for a moment)
Yes. I definitely love you. I don’t
know where we’ll be tomorrow, or if
I’ll come to visit you — I’m
deathly scared of snakes, and
Fluffy —-
49.
FADE OUT
YATHARTH (CONT'D)
I still write my diary. But I no
longer write to keep IOUs. To show
my dad — “look! You promised me a
PlayStation. I even have your
signature.” Life’s too short to
keep track of all of that. Now, I
just write to remember.
(beat)
And I hope it works. I never want
to forget Thailand and all the
lessons it has taught me.
(beat)
Ping, who never stopped smiling,
even when we attacked him for who
he was. I’m sorry, Ping.
(beat)
To Khun Champa and Dao, who are
like a mom and sister to me now.
(beat)
To the guy at the 7/11 — I didn’t
get your name, but I still have
your sticker sheet.
IRL Yatharth pauses and flips to the last page, where the
sticker sheet is safely tucked in the book. He smiles and
continues.
YATHARTH (CONT'D)
Heck, even Anirudh surprised me on
that trip. I don’t know what my
life would be without his goofiness
and unassuming wisdom. Incredibly
boring, I’m sure.
YATHARTH (CONT'D)
And lastly, my beautiful, wild,
Emily — charmer of snakes and of
men. I loved you from the moment I
saw you. And no time, space, or
distance can ever take Thailand
away from us.
50.
FIN