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99 When you see your ex with the person they told you not to worry about
104 When you realise its that time of the month on public transport
105 When your hungry but no food is magically entering the fridge when you keep checking
106 When you meet the love of your life but they have 3 kids already
107 When the waitress says enjoy your meal and you say thanks you too
114 When he says hes going to watch 50 shades with the boys
115 When he knows way too much about make up and dresses
116 When you find a love bite on your dad and your mom is out of town
117 When your cheating on a test and you make eye contact with examiners
120 When you invite him for coffe and he orders full chicken
122 When you finish all the ffod and start remembering the good times
123 When you meet your brother/sister for the first time at a funeral
126 When you order and they give the next table ffod first
127 When they serve you badly but youre afraid they’ll spiy in your food
128 When that quiet person flips and starts insulting in deep bebma
129 When you find the toilet seat warm in a public bathroom
130 When your younger sisters boyfriend takes her to paris and your getting those you up texts
131 When you finally get that text you’ve been waiting for and find its airtel
135 When your brothers a doctor,your sister a lawyer and youre a druggie
136 When she said shell text you after work but its been a year
142 When you want to go out but realise you have no money,plans or friends
144 When you go through a room without lights without hitting anything
146 When people are talking about answers and yours is so wild you try burn the exam hall
149 When you find out your cheating ex broke his leg
151 When you start telling your parents a story and remember its illiegal
154 When she wants to meet the rents but shes a side chick
157 When your outfit is on point but the plans get cancelled
159 When you find out she still dumbwas bread in tea
162 When your doctor asks you if your sexually active in front of parents
166 When you start a fight because valentines or her bday is coming up
167 When he asks you out but you know your enemies will laugh at you
168 When he says he didn’t tell you his married because hes shy
169 When she says she doesn’t want to cuddle because youre armpits smell
172 When they giving out directions and start using things like east /west
173 When your too nice to someone and now you’ve been dating for 3 years
174 When your fuck up friend starts giving you life advice
178 When your friend who died at the pre party shows up at the club
179 When you let him hit it first ime cuz u want your needs met and then he tweets ,shits too easy
180 When you thought you were done arguing but u hear them say something under their breath
181 When a custome asks for something but your done for the day
182 When you meet someone you’ve stalked on media and your not sure if you should play it cool or ask
183 them how siavonga 2012 was
184 When you’ve been at work for 3 hrs and ur boss has audacity to ask you to do some work
185 When he say hes going out at 10 so you schedule an argument at 9:45
188 When you hang out with someone without drinking and have no idea what to talk about
189 When you hear a sad song so u stare out the window and pretend to be in a music video
190 When all the drugs and alcohol hit you at once and you gotta focus on not dying
191 When your mom says u cant go so u call your dad and he says you can
192 When you hear a recording of your ouw voice and begin questioning who you are
193 When u finally meet his roommate and he says oh you’re the iphone girl but you have an android
194 When you wake up after a night out with ur phone wallet keys an dur not in jail
195 When you open the group chat and find you’ve been getting roasted for th e past hour
196 When you buy a girl a drink at a bar then she starts talking about her boyfriend
197 When your feeling youself at the gym mirror and somebody hotter comes next to you
198 When you invite her over to watch a movie knowing theres loadsheding
200 When you wake up hangover as fuck and that first sip of sprite hits ur lips
201 When you hit snooze 22 times and now you have 2 minutes to dress bath and start off
202 When you lied in your job interview about knowing excel
203 When he told you to bring a jackett but u didn’t nd nw ur freezing but you don’t wanna admit
204 When you thought you had k5 in ur account but u check and now you have k50
205 When its hot as shit outside nd u walk into a shop with full ac
208 When u tell her to send a pussy pic and she sends a pic of u
209 When you say you speak a little tonga an d they want to have a full convo in tonga
210 When you get the party and immediately have to shit
211 when you flip the pillow over to the cold side
212 when you scroll down to 2010 fb wall and read some of your posts
213 when the person you hooked up with once invites you to meet their family
214 when you didn’t buy a single textbook all semester but still get an a
216 when you leave a store without buying anything so u hv to act natural and make that innocent face
217 when you blackedout last night and youre 98% sure u did some shady shit
218 when you run into someone you hardly knew in school and they say we nned to chill soon
219 when shes driving you to your homies house and u stopped giving her diretions 3 turns ago but shes
220 still going the right way
221 when all ur friends are married and having babies and ur still giving head in the backseat of cars
222 when all the pending transactions from the weekend hit ur account balance at once
223 when your taking a poop and forget your phone outside the bathroom
224 when your hanging out with a couple and they start figting
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