DOORKNOCKERS

EP ONE

"Norman"

Written by

Josh Sambono

Josh@razorbearfilms.com
Copyright © Australia 2020 Razor Bear Films Pty Ltd
EXT/INT. QUIET SUBURBAN HOUSE. DAY

A door on a house on a quiet suburban street.

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

The door immediately opens. A disgruntled Man answers, this

is HARRY. He is immediately taken aback.

TWO MORMON MISSIONARIES stand in the doorway. One a tall and

confident Pacific Islander with an American accent, the
other, curly-haired and unsure of himself. This is ELDER
VAMIHI and ELDER SAMBONO.

ELDER SAMBONO
Hi-

ELDER VAMIHI
(immediately interrupting)
Hello sir! We’re from the Church
of... (Jesus Christ of Latter-Day
Saints)

HARRY
(interrupting Vamihi)
Well, well, well. If it isn’t the
Normans.

ELDER VAMIHI
Actually we’re from the Church
of... (Jesus Christ of Latter-Day
Saints)

HARRY
(yells into the house)
Honey!! You’re not gonna believe
this.
(to the Elders)
You know I always thought it was
funny your church is named after a
guy called Norman. You’re walking
around with this Book of Norman.
It’s just fascinating to me.

ELDER SAMBONO
(tries to interject)
N-

HONEY
(yelling from inside)
What!
 2.

HARRY
(yelling in the house)
It’s the Normans - you know Book of
Norman and everything.

HONEY
They’re Mormons.

HARRY
What!

HONEY
They’re not called Normans. They’re
called Mormons.

ELDER VAMIHI
Well-

HARRY
They’re Normans.

HONEY
Mormons.

ELDER VAMIHI
(finally)
Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-
Day Saints.

HARRY
Normans!

HONEY
Mormons!

ELDER VAMIHI
(fast and robotic)
Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-
Day Saints.

HARRY
Mormons!

HONEY
Normans!

ELDER VAMIHI
(fast and robotic)
Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-
Day Saints.

Sambono sighs.

THE END.