Eulogy of donald trump

June 14 1946-2016

A strong willed Man who thrived on loopholing others out of their paydays so He could
build a new hotel with his name on it that would go bankrupt it two years or less. Donald claims
many great accomplishments, But his overall greatest one Is being and absolute ass to
everyone who wasn't orange, Bankrupt 6 times and lusted after his own daughter. He was an
advocate for preserving this country. Preserving the racist, sexist, violent, Biased, police forces
and Judges around the country. Preserving the economic unbalance of wall street, in which the
rich get richer and the poor get yelled at by the middle class for getting financial aid to help their
kids even after three jobs to try and make enough. Even though even with the aid it's still not
enough to adequately feed, clothe, and educate, their kids let alone themselves.

Donald was a businessman, a real estate developer, a “ax-man” which for those of you
who don't know is somebody that fires people for a living. And Finally the joke on the ballot this
year as an incentive to go vote. So you can see the punch line. He has donated millions to
various charities, including: Bullies, cruelty to animals, starve the children, Human trafficking,
and spray on wigs. Trump enjoys golfing, politics, writing books about how much money he
doesn’t have. Donating millions to abusive football players, Screwing his family and helping
people out of their money.

Donald trump has been a great influence and deserves to be remembered as the 1st
openly asshole president. Now we have had them before you might say. Well first off Andrew
Jackson was an asshole to Native Americans some would claim. But he was really just a
heartless killing machine. Warren harding was a Dickhead who never smiled and was gruff with
everybody, But he was not an asshole. Nixon was an asshole. Bit he did it behind closed doors.
Till forrest gump ratted him out. Trump however says it loud and proud. I'm here. I'm an asshole.
Get used to it you mexican rapist losers. That is a man worth remembering.

And so now I say farewell, to the man who made it all the way to the top. Jest so he
would have excellent seats to watch it all fall down. Farwell Donald Drumpf, you incestuous
Natzi immigrant, Farewell