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Cards Against Humanity:
Family Edition Rules
Cards Against Humanity: Family Edition is a fill-in-the-blank party game. Each round,
one player asks the group a question from a black card, and then everyone answers it
with their funniest white card.
To start the game, everyone should wash their hands with soap for 20 seconds and
then take ten white cards. The player who most recently pooped begins as the Card
Czar and draws a black card.
The Card Czar reads the black card out loud. Everyone else then answers the
question (or fills in the blank) by passing one white card, face down, to the Card Czar.
The Card Czar then shuffles all the white cards and re-reads the black card out loud
with each one. Finally, the Card Czar picks the funniest combination, and whoever
played it gets one point.
After the round, a new player becomes the Card Czar, and everyone draws a new
white card to replace the one they just played.
When you’re done playing, tell your parents how much you loved Cards Against
Humanity: Family Edition — available this fall at participating Target locations for the
unbeatable price of $25!
Papa, come Attention students! I’m sorry, Jordan, The warm August
quickly! There, Principal Butthead is but that’s not air was filled with
in the garden! at home recovering an acceptable change. Things
Do you see _____? from _____________. Science Fair were different,
Tell me you see it, We hope he’ll project. for Kayla was now
Papa! be back soon. That’s just _______. ________________.
This is gonna be Coming soon! Class, pay close Hey Riley, I’ll give
the best sleepover Batman vs. attention. I will you five bucks if
ever. Once Mom ________________. now demonstrate you try _________.
goes to bed, it’s the physics of
time for _________! ________________.
And over here is The aliens are here. They call me CHUNGO
Picasso’s most They want ______. “Mr. ___________.” FEEL SICK.
famous painting,
“Portrait of _____.” CHUNGO NO LIKE
_________________
ANYMORE.
Mom!? CNN breaking On the next Alright, which one
You have to come news! Over half episode of of you little turds
pick me up! of Americans are Dora the Explorer, is responsible for
There’s __________ now ____________. Dora explores _______________?!
at this party! ________________.
Little Miss Muffet All I want for Me and my friends We’re not
Sat on a tuffet Christmas is don’t play with supposed to
Eating her curds ________________. dolls anymore. go in the attic.
and ____________. We’re into _______ My parents keep
now. _________________
in there.
I have invented a Hey, check out my Moms love ______. Where do babies
new sport. I call it band! We’re called come from?
“___________ ball.” “Rage Against
_______________.”
CHUNGO ANGRY. At school, I’m just Did you hear It’s BIG.
Mandy. But at about the new It’s SCARY.
CHUNGO summer camp, Avenger? She’s It’s _____________!
DESTROY _______. I’m “_____ Mandy.” !
Disney proudly What really killed Beep beep! New from
presents: the dinosaurs? _________________ McDonald’s: it’s
“_________ on Ice.” coming through! the Mc
Burger.
You don’t love Did you know “On the 12th day The easiest way
me, Sam. All you that Benjamin of Christmas, my to tell me and my
care about is Franklin invented true love gave to twin apart is that
________________. ________________? me: I have a freckle
.” on my cheek and
she’s ___________.
Hey guys. I just You’re grounded, Princess Marigold, Shut up, Becky!
want to tell all my young lady! No the kingdom At least I’m not
followers who are is in danger! ________________.
struggling with for a whole week. You must stop
________________: ________________.
it DOES get better.
I lost my arm in a Isn’t this great, Foolish child! Girls just wanna
________ accident. honey? Just you, Did you think you have ___________.
me, the kids, could escape from
and ____________. ________________?
Run, run, as fast New from Mattel, No fair! How Bow before me,
as you can. it’s _______ Barbie! come Chloe gets for I am the Queen
You can’t catch me, her own phone, of ______________!
I’m _____________! and all I get is
________________?
New from Hasbro! I don’t really Our day at the Alright, kids. The
It’s BUNGO: The know what my water park was votes are in, and
Game of ________. mom’s job is, but totally ruined the new school
I think it has by _____________. mascot will be
something to do !
with ____________.
The way Grandpa Three glasses Whatever Dad Getting shot out
smells. of red wine. does at work. of a cannon.
Jesus. Eating pasta out A burrito smoothie. A bear.
of my pants.
Going to Hell. The loose skin A horse with Fat stacks of cash.
at the joint of the no legs.
elbow known as
“the weenus.”
Dora the Explorer. Illegal drugs. Cold, wet Dad’s meatloaf.
garlic bread.
Mom’s spaghetti. An old, dirty cat A corn dog. Hot wet garbage.
with bad breath.
Poop from the sky. My whole Big, juicy pimples. The humble
body getting earthworm.
big and strong
and beautiful.
The garbage man. A big, and I mean Your mom! The octopus
BIG turtle. stuck to my face.
Dying of old age. Pantaloons. Screaming into a Grandpa.
can of Pringles.
Eating a whole roll The bacon. The first female Falling off
of toilet paper. president of the a mountain.
United States.
Person milk. Pink eye. Pork. The government.
The bus driver. Getting run over Spinning and Some freakin’
by a train. barfing. privacy.
Some weird guy. Getting a girlfriend. Falling in love with Throwing stuff at
a hot dog. other stuff.
Gluing my butt How school slowly A Pokémon named True love’s kiss.
cheeks together. breaks your spirit “Jim.”
and drains your
will to live.
Getting hit by
an airplane.