A NEW OPORTUNITY

This is the story --an anthropology

of Illinois Smith-- graduate from
Cambridge--

And the greatest

linguist of them all

The defeater of the The discoverer of the lost treasure of

demon of kathulah the Yangshao people

The conqueror of At least…

knowledge

And a soul with an

unstoppable spirit
 now HE IS JUST A MAN-- --Walking through
the woods--

…Until it happened.

And he will continue --until something, just

doing it-- something--

--of his own despair.

*sigh*

Happens.
 Why did you
WE COULD HAVE You…
have to do it
Mary? FOUND ANOTHER WAY.

we COULD HAVE DONE

IT TOGETHER.

you DIDN’T HAVE TO… *Ough*

I don’t wanna think

about this anymore.

I think I'm just gonna…

Wha- what is that?
 wha… Umm,
hello?

What’s
that
sound?

ha ha yes…
aH YES, I'm the doctor,
HELLO nice to meet you
THERE

Doctor who?
Anyways Sorry for
WHA- WHA- WHO ARE YOU? being in your porch,
I was just in…

I’m looking for Well, I know he lived

someone called Illinois Somewhere over here, at
…2029… smith, have you seen him least IN some point OF
around? his timeline.

Doesn’t
ring a
bell.

What?
 Are you sure you Then continue doing…
Wait, You have a
haven’t seen him? Whatever you were doing sir.
child in there?
As sure as Alright thanks and
I have one get that damn box
head. out of my porch.
Umm well,
it’s not
really that,
it’s just…

Doctor, You know what, I

can I come don’t care, just
out now? move that box out.

aGH I SHOULD The next day…

PROBABLY GO TO
SLEEP NOW. tOO MANY
SHINANIGANS FOR
TODAY.
 I believe I told Were you here all night?
you to get out!
Well not exact--

Oh, wait yes,

AH YES, all night.
HELLO AGAIN.

Its you, isn’t it? SO YOU ARE! DON’T YOU

what? DARE SAY HER
NAME!
BUT THEN WHY
ARE YOU…

You’re
the only
person in this
whole area,
except for
that nice I don’t go
village 20 by that WAIT, IS THIS
miles that name POST-MAR…
anymore.
way.

I DON’T pLEASE! YOU I DON’T CARE.

SORRY, I CARE. ARE THE ONLY
SEE IT IS. PERSON I EVERYONE
THOUGHT TO IS GONNA
OFFER THIS. DIE!

I said I
DON’T CARE.
I NEED
YOUR HELP.
SHE WOULDN’T IM GONNA SAY THIS
HAVE WANTED FOR ONE LAST TIME.
THIS FOR YOU! …

GET
THAT
DAMN BOX
OUT OF
MY
PORCH!

*Sigh*
Oh, what the hell.

you're GONNA
MAKE ME DO IT
AREN’T YOU?

Oh god I think
it still fits.
 Okay wait! But I am only
doing this for
Mary, not for
Why am I doing I’m in. you.
this?

That’s fine, but

I’m just glad
That’s what you're on board
I wanted
to hear!

Now let's stop Well, You first.

blabbering and
gOoooo!

In that old
box?

What the-- Is it--?

Well at least I
still look damn
good.

Am I
hallucinating?
 It’s bigger on
the inside!

Welcome to the
How…?
best spaceship In
the universe.
 Time So, IS THIS A

And
It’s called the TIME MACHINE?
TARDIS!

Relative
Dimensions
In
Space
OH YOU ARE THE
!
Bravo! You GG oMG ITS CHILD HE HAD IN
HH HERE?
got it! AH ILLINOIS
AA SMITH, IM A
Hey were
BIG FAN OF you
YOURS, CAN I kidnapped?
HAVE YOUR
AUTOGRAPH?

Noo, I just
snucked into
the Tardis!

Wait if it’s a I’m so sorry but Excuse me, as a what?

time machine, that would disrupt
could we all of time continuum
save… and as a time lord, I
can't do that.

Ah yes, I’m a
No, Mary is Time lord from the
dead, her death planet gallifrey in
is an established the constellation of
point in time. kastabros. I'm an
alien basically.
 Human. Human.
Buuut, you look
human.
alien.
alien.

But i’m an alien.

But you look human. So anyways where are

we going?

And you look

time lord!

2750 b. C

To a very beautiful
time-

it's THAT SOUND AGAIN!

WOHOO!

WHAT DID I GET

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL MYSELF INTO?
SOUND IN THE UNIVERSE