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#186 +(451)- [X]
<WhiteLife> i just looked at the ingredients to herbal
ecstasy
<WhiteLife> ITS THE SAME THING AS MY SECRET FORMULA :(

#375 +(381)- [X]

<ChocoMan> women don't uNF women. women mHH women.

#404 +(151)- [X]

<saint`> whats that disease you get when your cum is
yellow and it stings when you pee?

#524 +(575)- [X]

<|WizZard|-Sleeping] I'm going to bed now, and you cant
stop me from thinking dirty stuff.

#684 +(923)- [X]

<C-B0> i put a toad in the freezer... it peed then froze
to the bottem...
then my mom like screamed at me for a week or 2..
it ruled

#774 +(387)- [X]

<Maarken> anyone know of good places to price cisco stuff?
I don't want to do all their touchy feely salesperson
shit.

#2396 +(1062)- [X]

(`zero) ,__ FISH RULE AT
DICKSUCKING
(`zero) | `'. / BECAUSE WE
DON'T HAVE
(`zero) __ |`-._/_.:---`-.._ / TO STOP TO
BREATHE
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DUH GILLS)
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(`zero) ` .'/

#2875 +(363)- [X]

<matts_> arto hates me, it's about time
<artoh8su> no, i dont
<matts_> oh
<artoh8su> i just couldnt fit
artoh8suunlessyournameismatts in my name

#3165 +(1300)- [X]

<myst> so what about you? anything interesting?
<Joshua> i'm writting a book and i just left a naked lady
in her bed seconds before her roommates came home.
<Joshua> it was like *pulls on pants* *roommates walk in*
<myst> what's your book about?
<Joshua> lol!
<Joshua> yup, you're a chick
<myst> lol
<myst> rofl

#7244 +(443)- [X]