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American Horror Story x ***** TV series. Fave seasons include Murder House, Asylum, and Roanoke.
"It's like SHAKESPEARE," I once spluttered at a very confused young theater nerd. "It
Blair Witch Project, The X x ***** wasn't a cliche the first time it happened!"
Cabin in the Woods, The x x ***** This film is basically a beautiful love poem written directly to me.
I think this is the only movie on the spreadsheet we have ever finished and then
Detention x x x ***** quietly, immediately given five stars. A game-changer. 10/21/22
Get Out x ***** So good, even my mom liked it! 3/?/17
This movie scared me so bad the first time that I couldn't sleep and was only rescued
from my terror spiral by watching the Korean film Dancing Queen the next day. A
Grave Encounters X x ***** highly recommended antidote to terror spirals, by the way. 9/23/22
Hannibal (TV) x x ***** Like. Obviously??? 9/2020
Hole, The x x ***** the best hardcore gay porn parody of anything ever
It's just so DIFFERENT. And gorgeous. Different things about it stand out every time
It Follows x x ***** you watch it.
Jacob's Ladder x x ***** talk Meister Eckhart to me, baby
documentary- Recommended even for people who don't like horror. Just how we like our ghost
Lake Mungo X style ***** stories: PROFOUNDLY, HEART-RENDINGLY SAD 10/7/22
Lucky x x x x ***** I know exactly why this is rated so low online. It's not a good reason. 5/3/21
Mama x ***** SPEAKING OF PROFOUNDLY, HEART-RENDINGLY SAD
Orphanage, The Spanish x ***** YUP, THIS ONE TOO
We are not even particular zombie fans but how could we not adore this modern
Shaun of the Dead x x ***** classic?
Here's the thing: I want so badly to tell you why I love this movie but literally anything I
said would ruin it. Just watch it. Do not expect to end up where you started. And yeah,
Shutter Thai x ***** it's scary as shit.
Sometimes I want to go out in the street and SLAP people about how good this movie
Silence of the Lambs x ***** still is. Girl-skinning psychopaths, sure, but the real horror is the PATRIARCHY
TV miniseries. Look, I don't know that we have a GOOD reason for loving this, but...
shhh. It's great. Jamey Sheridan is the only real Flagg and I will never accept
Stand, The ***** substitutions.
at "A horror movie for people who thought It Follows was too fast-paced" - W, but even
They Look Like People x times ***** so 5/16/16 10/14/22
#Alive Korean **** I'm not having an emotion you're having an emotion!! 5/4/21
1408 **** Though it kind of messed us up when the theatrical and video endings were different
13B: Fear Has a New Address Tamil/Hindi x **** the musical numbers aren't even the best part
28 Days Later x ****
5ive Girls x x **** WHATEVER NETFLIX, THIS WAS A DELIGHT
A hot mess, but it landed in four-star territory with a lot of REALLY creative uses of
The 8th Night Korean **** Buddhism in place of traditional horror-movie fetish Catholicism 9/25/21
ABCs of Death 2, The lots x x x x ****
ABCs of Death, The lots x x x x **** 10/1/16
Absentia x ****
Alien/Aliens x x **** 8/31/17
American Mary x ****
American Scream, The **** an ADORABLE documentary
Annabelle: Creation x **** tiny lesbianism unfortunately did not save the day :(
Anything For Jackson x ? x **** play Satan games, win Satan prizes 5/8/21
As Above, So Below x x **** 4/30/20
Autopsy of Jane Doe, The x X **** 3/24/19
The Awakening **** 10/21/22
Axe Murders of Villisca, The **** that definitely had 100% more gay kissing than we expected going in 7/28/17
Babadook, The ****
Banshee Chapter x ish **** 10/28/22
Bare Wench Project, The x **** silliness and boobies!
Below x ****
Bird Box x **** harrowing! 3/29/20
Body, The x **** 6/14/20
Come ready for BODY HORROR APLENTY! And I guess be warned for a lot of
Brand New Cherry Flavor x x **** vomiting although it is not...... traditional vomiting 9/1/21
Cleanse, The x **** why can't we learn to love our adorable negativity though? 7/4/20
Great cast, writer, director ... why's it so badly rated?' 'I bet J.J. Abrams.' YEP. And
yet, it still gets four stars solely on the merits of "Well, we found the worms." and
Cloverfield Paradox, The x x JJA **** "WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ARM?!" 4/25/20
Compliance ! **** SO uncomfortable
Conjuring, The x **** 7/28/19
Crawlers x **** 6/19/20
Creep x x x **** GENIUS jump scare 4/21/20
Creep 2 x x x **** the rare sequel as good as the original 4/28/20
Culture Shock **** 6/10/20
the trojan horse of "spoOOKyy cursED FIIIILMS" and then you get in there and it's like
"the curse was terrible labor practices and lack of professional responsibility and the
Cursed Films documentary **** horrifying arbitrariness of mortality 😐" 4/1/22
Dark Corners x ****
Dark Song, A x x **** great music 11/1/18
Darknet x x some **** web series
"Was that even a horror movie?" "Well, people died." "Was it even a movie? ...Is
Dave Made a Maze x x **** anything real?" 6/27/20
Dead End x **** 9/16/22
Deadgirl x X **** morally uncomfortable; great music
DeadTectives English/Spanish x **** hand to my chest with delight 5/30/20
Delicatessen French x x ****
Demon Polish ...ish? **** 1/17/19
Detention Chinese **** The hunky man has led us into a good film! 12/14/21
Devil's Backbone Spanish x ****
Dorm Thai ****
Endless, The x **** from the Resolution guys 6/9/19
Europa Report x x **** hard SF I can generally take or leave but SPACE HORROR I freaking LOVE 10/2/16
Event Horizon x x x **** as you may be able to tell
Faculty, The x ****
Flatliners (1990) x ****
Honestly, I am not certain we would have given this more than 3 stars if not for "Fuck
Final Destination 3 x x **** you, Ben Franklin." But credit where it's due. 5/5/20
Girl with All the Gifts, The x **** 4/28/20
Glitch x **** charming Australian series that kind of falls apart at the end 5/16/20
Glorious x X **** "Slay, nonbinary bathroom king." 9/1/22
Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum Korean x **** 8/14/20 9/30/22
Good Boy x **** didn't like the ending, though 6/21/20
Grudge, The English x **** 2004? 7/5/20
Hansel & Gretel Korean x ****
Happy Death Day x X **** 10/?/17
Happy Death Day 2U x **** Not as funny as the original, but still a delightful sequel! 11/15/20
Haunter **** 10/3/16
Haunting at Silver Falls, A x x **** 10/5/16
Haunting of Bly Manor **** 10/?/20
Haunting of Hill House, The (TV) x maybe **** you suck, Steve 10/?/18
Haunting Me Thai x ****
Haunting of Helena, The English w/ Italian x ****
answer your fucking phone, bro (A little bit of Monica in my life, a little bit of Monica by
Head Count x **** my side...) 5/18/20 9/23/22
6/2/20,
Hell House LLC X x **** 10/28/22
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Hellraiser x x **** a classic! 8/27/16
a ROUGH TIME but extremely well-done; I actually appreciated the ridiculousness of
Hereditary x **** the end for relieving the tension 6/9/18
His House **** 11/17/20
Host Zoom **** what did you do to piss off that chair, though? 8/1/20
Normally we don't like human-on-human violence, but very few people in this movie
I'm Just Fucking With You x **** actually rise to the level of human 6/17/20

Insidious x ****
Intruders ****
IT **** TV miniseries
Ju-on: The Grudge Japanese **** three stars on its own merits; four for cultural significance
Kingdom Danish x x x **** TV series
"Ma'am, I'm sorry, but I'm completely out of my theological depth here. You need a
La casa del fin de los tiempos Spanish **** time priest." 10/7/16
La Llorona Spanish/Kaqchikel **** The genocidal dickhead got what was coming to him. 11/18/20
10/6/16,
Last Shift x **** 9/16/22
Let the Right One In Swedish x ****
Lo x x **** I like to imagine this takes place in the Buffy the Vampire Slayer Cinematic Universe
Los últimos días Spanish **** intensely melodramatic and predictable, but enjoyable, like junk food 10/11/16
Midnight Mass **** REALLY affecting ending, and now I'll be humming hymns for weeks 9/29/21
Midsommar English/Swedish x x **** I'm in a bear suit! 7/4/19
Monsters **** technically science fiction, not horror, but still good
Nasty Piece of Work, A x x **** 6/19/20
Nightmare on Elm Street, A (1984) **** classic!
Odd Thomas x **** dialogue can be a little overly precious but a very good time on balance 10/13/16
One Cut of the Dead Japanese x x **** an ENTIRE delight 6/7/20
Others, The x ****
Pact, The x x **** opinion revised on rewatch; stars increased
Patchwork x x x x ****
Perfection, The x **** real fem Hannigram vibe 5/25/20
Pontypool heh x **** 10/8/16
Pooka Lives! x **** apookalypse 6/20/20
Pure **** WE GOT TO THROW THE WHOLE MAN AWAY!! 6/13/20
Quiet Ones, The x **** PG-13 makes for good non-grossness 5/17/22
much in signed
Quiet Place, A English! x **** we're not normally big creature feature fans but this was so good 4/14/18
Quiet Place Part II, A same as above x x **** DEPLOY THE DIRTY MURPHY 5/18/22
Quiet Room, The **** hell of a short film 6/8/20
Ready or Not x x **** GROSS but so so so fun 2/8/22
Rec Spanish x **** technically in Spanish, dubbed in English on Amazon
Resolution x **** gonna need to chew on that one for a while
Return of the Living Dead, The x x ****
Returned, The x **** thoughtful, yet unrelentingly tragic; ironically cruel ending
Ringu Japanese x (ha ha) ****
Run x **** Not SCARY scary, but tense! 5/1/21
Sadako vs. Kayoko Japanese x **** LOL, my friends 7/5/20
French, Wolof, BEAUTIFUL and a BANGER. also apparently ASL is actually the primary sign
Saloum ASL? **** language in Senegal, so that's my best guess? huh!
Santa Sangre x x ****
Scare Me x **** 10/28/20
Scare Package x x x **** M.I.S.T.,E.R. alone is worth the price of admission 6/24/20
Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark **** of course we're fans of the books 8/17/19
Scream ****
Sex House x x **** web series
Shadow of the Vampire ****
Shining, The x **** we're talking Kubrick here
Signal, The x x ****
Siren x x **** NO MAN IS WORTH ENTERING A BINDING CIRCLE FOR 5/17/20
Skin I Live In, The Spanish x x ****
Sleepaway Camp x x x ****
Southbound x **** a harrowing yet excellent anthology 5/26/20
with a caveat of OH MY GOD DO NOT GIVE UP FUNCTIONAL IMMORTALITY FOR
Spring x **** A DUDE YOU MET A WEEK AGO 6/8/20
weirdly some of my least favorite tropes but done so well and so beautifully that I
Stephanie **** thoroughly enjoyed it 10/31/18
Strigoi x ****
...I don't know that I RECOMMEND this film per se, but I enjoyed it, and I doubt I will
Tag/Riaru onigokko Japanese X x x X **** forget it 4/10/19
Tales From the Crypt (2019) x **** 3/20/20
Tales From the Hood x ****
Teeth x x ****
Terror Tract x ****
They Live in the Grey **** Also for people who thought It Follows was too fast-paced. All hail the LGSW! 4/23/22
They're Watching x x x x **** definitely descended into incoherency at the end, but man, we had fun getting there 10/7/22
Tigers are Not Afraid Spanish **** heartbreaking, as one would expect from a movie GdT loved 6/11/20
"this is what happens when the patriarchy makes women feel like they can't propose" -
Time Lapse **** Abby 9/30/22
Train to Busan Korean x **** Shockingly, the zombie movie everybody said was good, was good. 1/17/19 10/14/22
Transfiguration, The x **** so touching and sad! 6/30/20
Tucker & Dale vs. Evil x x x **** 10/17/16
Twixt x **** "You have to be a really specific person to like that movie, and we are that person."
Under the Skin x **** I wish she'd gotten to eat ALL the men.

Unfriended x iOS ****

Us x x **** will unfortunately be subject to unfair comparisons 3/23/19
Velvet Buzzsaw **** ART 6/12/20
Vigil, The English/Yiddish x **** The battle armor scene was W2's "puppet going vampface" moment. Tremendous. 9/10/21
feels like two entirely different movies stitched together - both likeable enough to merit
We Go On x ? **** a four-star rating, but yeah, uneven 6/3/20
Wes Craven's New Nightmare x x ****
Sergeant, if you didn't want to see horny people and a horny schoolroom, you
Wicker Man, The x **** shouldn't have come to Fuck Island 5/23/20
Woman in Black, The X (x) **** a source of great disagreement among your raters!
XX x x **** on average, at least, anyway
Zombieland x x x ****
Ghost from the Machine ***.5 extra half-star for devastating use of Cloud Cult
Chinese/English
23:59 (Singaporean) x ***
Absence x x *** but the aliens never MEANT anything
All Cheerleaders Die x *** a cavalcade of baffling choices, but also many lesbians 7/8/20
All That We Destroy *** cloning is cheaper than therapy 6/16/20
Antlers x *** "And now he's wendigone." 2/12/22
Annabelle ***
Annabelle Comes Home *** "It left Patrick Wilson distinctly un-menaced." "Yeah. Disappointing." 2/13/22
Another Evil x x *** worth it for the Denny's monologue 6/9/20
Antebellum x *** A well-done version of a premise that should probably have spent longer in the oven. 4/28/21
Apollo 18 *** the man with the kodachrome face 4/23/20
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Arang Korean ***
Archive 81 *** So that happened. 2/6/22
Atrocious Spanish x x ***
Await Further Instructions x *** Kind of like Compliance, with an extra TEEVEE IS EEEEVIL message 4/18/20
Awoken x *** though let's not blame all genetic disorders on Satan, hm? 10/29/20
Baby's Room, The Spanish ***
Backtrack *** 7/12/16
a pretty good time and I'm glad it's out there but we just felt like it needed to either be
Bad Hair x x x? *** a LITTLE more funny or a LITTLE more pointed to stick the landing 5/2/21
Bad Kids Go to Hell x x ***
Barricade x ***
Bay, The x x ***
Be Afraid ***
Before I Wake *** 1/22/18
Bell Witch Haunting, The x x ***
Blackcoat's Daughter, The ***
Blood Quantum English, Micmac X *** the unique parts were AMAZING but the rest was boilerplate zombie gross-out 5/25/20
Books of Blood *** books of bloob 10/30/20
Brain Dead x x ***
Breaking Dawn ***
Caller, The ***
Canal, The x ***
Candyman x ***
Case 39 ***
Cellar, The *** Way to ruin a nice short by explaining it (Best Boy Baphomet) 4/19/22
Chair, The x ***
Chasing the Devil x x *** I liked that it got the Weebl Patrick Moore Plays The Xylophone song stuck in my head
Citadel ***
Cleansing Hour, The ish x *** come on, you guys, ACTUAL Satan has better things to do, you guys 11/20/20
Cockneys vs. Zombies x x x *** four stars if it'd just been about the old folks
Come Back to Me ***
Conjuring Spirit Vietnamese *** spoopy nursery rhymes are tiresome, but the musician guy was cute 4/26/22
Crazies, The (2010) x *** this isn't really our jam, though 6/27/20
Cronos Span/Eng x x ***
Cropsey x documentary *** no, an actual documentary, I mean it
Da Sweet Blood of Jesus x ***
Daniel Isn't Real *** If it'd owned up to how gay it was, it would've been four stars. 6/4/20
you know I love a good Ari Aster as much as the next guy but I just don't think EVERY
The Dark and the Wicked x x *** horror movie has to be a purgatorial slog of misery now 4/23/21
Dark House x ***
Dark Mirror x ***
Dark Portals: The Chronicles of Vidocq French ***
Dark Signal ***
Dark Skies x ***
Darling x *** nothing to write home about - long on style, very short on substance 6/21/20
Dead Awake ***
Delirium x *** charming start, but stop when the juice boxes come out 7/28/19
Dead Before Dawn Canadian x x ***
Devil Inside, The x x ***
Devil's Carnival, The x *** another musical from the Repo! guys
Devil's Doorway, The x *** smart and innovative, at least most of the time 5/6/20
Don't Be Afraid of the Dark ***
Don't Blink ***
Down x *** just not the kind of movie we like 6/16/20
Drag Me To Hell Sp/Eng ***
THE WHOLE KITTY GENOVESE THING HAS BEEN COMPLETELY DISPROVEN,
Echo, The *** ALAN MOORE HAS POISONED YOU ALL 7/2/20
Eli *** "Make a wish." "*sigh* I wish I hadn't fucked Satan." 4/27/21
Epitaph Korean ***
Eraserhead x ***
Exorcismus ***
Eye 2, The Chinese, mostly ***
Fantastic Fear of Everything, A x x ***
Fear Street trilogy *** The first one was better than the other two, but nothing great 7/?/21
Final Destination, The *** 5/22/20
Final Destination ***
Flatliners (2017) ***
Fear Clinic ***
Found Footage 3D (2D version) x x *** A ninety-minute commitment to the bit 5/29/20
Fragile ***
From Hell ***
Gate, The * *** *funny, but in an awkward, alienating '80s way
Ghost, The Korean ***
Ghost Stories x x *** but it was all a dream' is the worst possible ending to anything ever 5/10/20
man, this was frustrating, because it had some good and innovative ideas and it was
ALMOST saying something pretty worth saying, and it just... didn't... quite pull it across
Ghosts of War x *** the finish line 5/3/21
"The singing cowboy really elevated it." "Nothing else was quite worthy of the singing
Girls With Balls French x x x *** cowboy." 5/18/20
["Don't take the paper talisman off the bedroom wall while I'm away."] "WHAT A
Goedam Korean *** NORMAL THING TO SAY!!!" 8/23/20
Halloween (1978) *** John Carpenter goin' plunk plunk plunk on his synthesizer
Haunt (2014) ***
Haunt (2019) x *** Fleetwood Mac's "Dragula" 5/31/20
Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia, The x ***
Haunting in Salem, A ***
Haunting of Whaley House, The x ***
Head Trauma x ***
Hell House LLC II: The Abaddon Hotel x x *** a promising start and an excruciatingly exposited ending 5/27/20
Hell House LLC III: Lake of Fire x *** kind of dopey but kind of sweet 5/28/20
Hole, The (2009) ***
Hollows Grove x x x *** "This is not a subtle movie." (i.e. at right:)
Honeymoon x ***
Host, The Korean ***
House (1986) ***
House of Fears ***
House on Haunted Hill (1959) ***
Innkeepers, The x ***
Insidious 2 ***
Insidous: The Last Key *** 12/?/17
Invitation, The x *** 7/13/16
Ju-On: Origins Japanese x *** 7/6/20
Jug Face x ***
Just a Closer Walk With Thee x *** Gregg Araki, why are you like this 2/?/19
Last Exorcism, The x *** if only
Last Kind Words *** pretty, but super-slow
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Last Will and Testament of Rosalind Leigh, The *** forgettable
Lazarus Effect, The x *** loses the plot, but great cast
Lodgers, The *** SO many hornily arranged matchsticks 4/24/20
Lost Boys x ***
Maid, The Chin/Eng *** more sociologically interesting than scary
Malignant x *** now that was just silly 1/28/22
Marrowbone *** 5/8/20
Martyrs Lane *** 9/24/21
Más negro que la noche (2014) Spanish ***
Matinee ***
Mercy Black *** The Itsy Bitsy Spider is not scary 5/22/20
although we are not particular slasher fans I DO honestly love the energy of making
the traditional horny male gaze slasher movie but with a gay male gaze. SO many
shower scenes and asses. Just so many. The one shot of the guy getting strangled in
Midnight Kiss x x *** his underpants that was shot from the crotch up made me spit my drink laughing 4/26/21
Mimic, The Korean *** yes YES the tiger is out (also warning for a weird lot of dog death) 7/7/20
Mirrors 2 ***
Mom and Dad x x *** just ... ultimately very uncomfortable, and not funny enough to cover for it 5/9/20
Mr. Jones ish ***
Muoi: the Legend of a Portrait Kor/Viet ***
New Daughter, The x ***
Night Watch Russian x ***
Nightmare Cinema ish x *** a perfectly competent anthology 6/1/20
Nightmare on Elm Street 2, A x x *** star rating artificially high on account of affection
Nightshifter, The Portuguese x *** a bit rambling but generally strong 7/4/20
No Escape Room * *** a strong three stars, though! because hee hee hee hee that was fun 4/25/21
Nosferatu ***
Nosferatu the Vampyre ***
Nun, The *** nonsense Catholicism, but high marks in using the Blood of Christ 10/?/18
Occupant x ***
Oculus x x ***
Orphan ***
Other Side, The x x *** Dean Winchester descends into hell for a bottle of milk
Over Your Dead Body Japanese x x *** gorgeous, if a bit hard to follow 7/3/20
Ouija Experiment, The x x ***
Our House *** IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR 6/22/20
Paranormal Activity x ***
People Under the Stairs x ***
Phantasm *** classic nonsense, a very good time 7/3/20
Phobia 2 Thai some x *** an uneven anthology, but the high points are very good 7/10/20
*movie ends* "...So where does THAT go?" "I don't know!" "Three stars out of sheer
Pilgrim x x x *** befuddlement?" "I guess so?" 6/18/20
can't in good conscience give it four because it comes
down on the side of 'it's totally cool to kill your ex if she doesn't like you anymore';
however, we choose to interpret the ending over-charitably so we don't have to give it
Plus One/+1 x *** only one
Poltergeist x ***
Pooka! x *** flirting with problematic? but still good and weird 6/15/20
Presence, The German x x x *** 10/1/17
Prevenge x *** more memorable in concept than in execution 5/28/20
Red State x ***
Reeds, The ish ***
Repo! The Genetic Opera x x *** it's a musical!
Rigor Mortis Cantonese x x ***
Ring of Curse Japanese ***
Ring, The ***
Rosemary's Baby ***
Ruin Me *** we would both rather be the employees of the haunted camping trip experience 6/26/20
Screen at Kamchanod Thai ***
Secrets in the Walls ***
Session 9 x x ***
Seven Days to Live ***
Silent Hill x ***
Silent House Spanish x ***
surprisingly non-terrible for a repugnant white-people remake; just as frustrating a
Silent House English *** conclusion as the orignal but in kind of the opposite way
Sinister x ish ***
Sinister 2 ish *** elevated by a very charming male lead 4/21/20
Skeleton Key, The ***
Skew x ***
Sleepy Hollow (1999) ***
Slither x x ***
Stevie ***
Still/Born *** 6/25/20
Stories of Apparitions Japanese *** high marks in being full of ghosts
Taking of Deborah Logan, The x ***
Tale of Two Sisters Korean ***
Tales from the Hood 2 x x *** 6/5/20
Tales of Halloween parts x *** 10/1/17
Tentacles *** 4/29/21
Terrified Spanish x *** a strong 3, though 6/24/20
They ***
They Come Knocking *** 6/12/20
Third Eye, The Indonesian *** 5/1/20
Three ... Extremes Kor/Ch/Jp x x ***
To Catch a Virgin Ghost Korean x x ***
A liked this more than the rating would suggest, W did not agree; it was at least not
Trace x *** BORING which is the usual crime
Triangle ***
Trick 'r Treat x *** sometimes you just wanna watch some teenagers get murdered
True Nature ***
Truth or Dare (2017) x *** this was very bad and honestly pretty fun for a subgenre I'm not that into 3/27/19
Another promising start with a neat concept that didn't know where it wanted to go,
Uncanny Annie x *** and as such went nowhere. 6/18/20
The Uninvited ***
Unrest x ***
Unsane *** even if that was a thriller, NOT a horror movie 7/1/20
Unseeable, The Thai ***
V/H/S x x ***
V/H/S 2 x x ***
V/H/S/94 x *** 4/20/22
Vault, The *** Frames Janko 4/5/19
Visible Secret Cantonese ***
well, that had a lot of ideas I liked real well in the beginning and then made a big fart
Void, The x *** noise and fell on its head 7/26/17
Wake Wood x ***
We Are Still Here ***
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Welcome to Mercy Eng/Latvian *** middling movie, spectacular score 5/7/20
What Lies Beneath ***
Whispering Corridors Korean ***
White: The Melody of the Curse Korean ***
Wildling, The x *** GONE SQUATCHIN' 4/29/20
Winchester *** 9/8/20
Witch in the Window, The *** I'm the vvitch and I've come to vvipe your vvindows 6/26/20
this was less fun than Truth or Dare for the same subgenre I'm not that into but on the
Would You Rather x *** other hand made excellent use of Jeffrey Combs
Wretched, The *** DOESTHEDOGDIE LIED TO US 11/19/20
YellowBrickRoad x ***
X
Collection, The ugh **.5 a source of some small rater disagreement
[REC]³ Génesis Spanish inconsistently **
0.0 Mhz Korean ** 6/3/20
100 Ghost Street: The Return of Richard Speck x **
1BR x ** Well, that wasn't fun. 8/23/20
7 Nights of Darkness x **
8213: Gacy House x **
Abandoned Mine **
Airborne x **
Altar **
American Ghost Story, An **
American Haunting, An ** spoopy
Amityville Haunting, The x **
Apartment 1303 English **
Apartment 143 x ** THERE ARE TOO MANY MOVIES BASICALLY CALLED THIS
Apparition, The **
Apt. Korean **
Area 51 x **
Astral ** profoundly boring 5/27/20
At the Devil's Door **
Banquet, A x ** mostly just starving a teen girl to death 5/28/22
Baskin Turkish X ** definitely not our type of horror movie 5/26/20
Beneath Loch Ness **
Bestseller Korean x **
Better Watch Out x ** "I'd say it was either a good two or a bad three." 12/6/20
Black Night Chi/Jp/Thai **
Bleed x ** Thorazine doesn't work like that 10/1/16
Blind Sun French/Greek ** pretty but also so slow as to lose all cohesion 6/4/20
Freakazoid, why'd you have to say his name? (This had some good stuff that NEARLY
bumped it to three stars, and some bad stuff that nearly took it down to a 'so bad we
Bye Bye Man, The ** loved it' one-star rating, but it was so uneven that it ended up in the mushy middle.) 5/3/20
Chernobyl Diaries ish ** ignored the TRUE horror, which is the radiation
Crooked House **
Damned, The English/Spanish **
Danur Indonesian ** though with an innovative bit of haunting a prayer 5/2/20
Dark Light ** got real close to one-star territory, there 5/17/20
Dark Touch **
Eerily like a mid-'90s FMV video game on CD-ROM. Some real Realms of the
Dark Waters x ** Haunting shit going on here. Sorely needed supergreatfriend's commentary. 7/8/20
Darkness **
What a waste of a good concept. Less time trying to make me feel sympathy for
Dead Birds x ** Confederate soldiers, more time having ghosts eat them. 6/28/20
Dead Calling, A ** oh no, poor Chief Merkin
Death of a Ghost Hunter some **
Which led to a discussion about how I've apparently been misreading the Wicker Man
Death of Me x ** this entire time 4/29/21
Delivered x ** just Misery with a baby instead of a book and not as good 6/20/20

Den, The x x x **
Devil's Pass, The x x ** loses at least half a star for making us unafraid of a previously terrifying thing
Djinn, The ** boring with a side excuse of torturing a child 9/9/21
Don't Leave Home ** arranging Irish matchsticks 6/2/20
Dream House **
Dust Devil Eng/Afrikaans ** a room with a view and a staircase and a pond and a ghost
Entity half **
Episode 50 ish **
Evil Dead, The x **
Find Me x **
Flesh & Blood ** 6/15/20
Fog, The (2005) **
Forget Me Not **
From Within **
Gallows, The x **
Ghost Game (x) ** only arguably funny on purpose
Ghost House English/Thai ** even racist in a boring way 1/27/18
Ghost Ship x **
Ginger Snaps x x ** Too much dog death
Gravedancers, The **
Graves, The barely **
Greystone Park x **
Grudge 3, The Japanese/English **
Hallow, The **
Haunted Highway **
Haunted House, A x **
Haunting, The (1999) **
Haunting of Molly Hartley, The **
Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer x **
Hidden 3D **
Hold Your Breath x **
Hollow x **
House **
House at the End of the Street, The **
House Hunting x **
House of the Devil, The **
House of Voices **
Houses October Built, The x x x **
Hush ** CAN WE PLEASE CAST DEAF ACTORS TO PLAY DEAF CHARACTERS
the first time we tried this we declared it Too Icelandic; Didn't Watch. we gave it
I Remember You Icelandic ** another go and it was not worth it. now we know! 6/13/20
I Trapped the Devil ** but I did not trap the deputy 6/6/20
not quite So Incredibly Bad I Actually Kind Of Love It one-star territory but definitely a
Incarnate ** pretty terrible movie that I honestly kind of enjoyed watching 4/25/21
Incident in a Ghostland x ** came THIS close to a "waste of my time" one-star; also, lol lovecraft 6/1/20
Inkubus x **
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It's certainly got some arresting moments, if you're into this sort of thing? I'm just... not
into this sort of thing. At least I'm pretty sure it agreed with me when I was muttering
Inside French X ** "fuck cops" 5/7/21
Intermedio **
It Comes at Night ** misery porn for misery's sake 4/17/20
Ju-on 2 Japanese **
Ju-on: White Ghost / Black Ghost Japanese **
Last House on Cemetery Lane, The **
Last Thing Mary Saw, The x ** that VVanted to be the VVitch and VVasn't 4/24/22
Last Will and Testament of Rosalind Leigh x **
Legend of Hell House, The ** 9/29/16
Legend of Sorrow Creek, The **
Lizzie **
Lizzie Borden Took an Ax **
Lovely Molly some ** so forgettable we watched it twice by accident 7/2/20
Malevolent x ** just devolves into human-on-human violence 4/22/20
Mara x ** 4/27/20
Mine Games **
Mirror, The x x **
Morgana **
Moth Diaries, The ** disappointingly low on lesbians
Nameless, The Spanish **

Neverlake **
Noroi: The Curse Japanese x ** how do you spank~ five human babies~ 6/28/20
Paranormal Activity 2 x **
Paranormal Activity 4 x **
Paranormal Asylum ish **
Paranormal Entity x ** like a porn parody, but not in the fun way
Paranormal Incident mostly **
it switched the kids and I was like "huh, okay, I'm game, what are you going to do with
that" and then I was like "oh, you're going to make one of the most iconic endings in
Pet Sematary (2019) x x ** horror history incredibly stupid and forgettable" and then we gave it two stars 6/6/20
Phone Korean **
Playback ish **
Population 436 ** "You, sir, are no Wicker Man." 6/29/20
Possum x ** wut 6/29/20
Prodigy, The ** 6/16/19
Pulse Japanese **
Purification x **
Pyewacket ** starts out promising but descends into nonsense 5/6/20
R-Point Korean **
Reverb **
Rinne (Reincarnation) Japanese **

Road, The Spanish **

Ruins, The x **
Saw x **
England trying to do an impression of American horror movies in the 80s, but
Screamtime x ** somehow less fun than that
Shock Labyrinth, The Japanese x **
Shrine, The Eng/Polish x **
Silence, The ** knockoff Quiet Place not even saved by the Tucch 5/1/20
Sinister Circle Spanish ** cults are just ... so boring 5/11/20
Soulmate **
Starry Eyes x x **
Stigmata **
Suspiria Eng/Ital ** a classic, and HILARIOUS, but
Sweet, Sweet Lonely Girl ** "Well, that was dull nonsense." 6/8/20
Temple Eng/Japanese ** a semi-promising start that descended into nonsense 5/5/20
me holding the bag that says DEAD DOVE: DO NOT EAT, going 'I don't know what I
Terrifier X ** expected'
Thale Norwegian/Swedish x ** gross on account of all the barfing
Theatre Bizarre, The x x ** creative, but also gross
TOAAD ROAAAAAAAAD but also I'm so done with stories about white people doing
drugs and thinking shit's profound and never getting arrested (but we left this in our
Netflix queue for months after just to say TOAAAD ROOOAAAD every time we saw it
Toad Road esque ** go by)
Tormented Japanese x ** is 'rabbit horror' seriously a thing
Trance/The Eternal **
Trapped Ashes x **
The Unborn ** So forgettable we forgot we'd seen it before until halfway through 1/17/19
Vanishing on 7th Street **
Vatican Tapes, The x ** 4/29/20
Venom (2005) ** "LIke my grandpappy always told me, never disturb a lady's box of snakes."
Walled In x **
Ward, The **
Warning: Do Not Play Korean ** 7/1/20
We Are What We Are x ** gross white people remake
What We Become Danish x ** competently made and totally unremarkable 5/9/20
Whistler, The ** y tho 11/10/20
White Noise **
Woman in Black 2, The **
You're Next x ** Just ... not a genre I can get into.
Z ** meh 5/29/20 One-Star Categories
This Was A Waste Of My Life
"I don't remember ANYTHING about that. Didn't Val Kilmer just have the flu the whole And I Want Back The Time It
7 Below * time?" Stole From Me
This Was A Waste Of My Life
And I Want Back The Time It
9 June x * I literally do not remember anything about this but it was shitty Stole From Me
It's frustrating because there was a way to make the movie they wanted to make, but This Was A Waste Of My Life
they just kept doing everything except make that movie, and then at the end they And I Want Back The Time It
Abandoned, The * poured manure on the fire to put it out. 10/2/17 Stole From Me
Okay let me see if I have this straight: It is a terribly hard burden to bear, being a
straight white man who... alas... LOVES COMICS. Also, ladies, if a dude won't leave
you alone on the bus, even when you've repeatedly made it clear you're busy and not
interested, give him another chance! He's probably great. Also: if that same dude turns
out to have accidentally murdered your only family when you were kids by throwing
fucking rocks at your house, don't be mad or betrayed about that at all, just kiss him. I Am Actively Angry At And/Or
After * Mm-hm yup this checks out Offended By This Movie
We stopped after half an hour when we learned the dog dies AND it's human-on- I Am Actively Angry At And/Or
Aftermath X * human violence. GHOSTS OR GTFO 9/25/21 Offended By This Movie
So Incredibly Bad I Actually Kind
American Poltergeist * "I don't think this movie knows what a poltergeist is." 10/3/17 Of Love It
As I recall we watched this entirely to determine whether the filmmakers had figured So Incredibly Bad I Actually Kind
American Poltergeist 2 * out what a poltergeist was yet. They had not. Of Love It
TV miniseries; comically excruciating; my favorite character was the tree that kept So Incredibly Bad I Actually Kind
Bag of Bones * hitting Pierce Brosnan Of Love It
This Was A Waste Of My Life
And I Want Back The Time It
Corridor, The x x * MAKES SO LITTLE SENSE IT MADE US MAD Stole From Me
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Such a confused mess of completely incompatible tones and storylines it became So Incredibly Bad I Actually Kind
Disappointments Room, The * transcendentally hilarious. I don't have a joke about this movie. This movie is the joke. Of Love It
This Was A Waste Of My Life
And I Want Back The Time It
Exorcism of Emily Rose, The * possibly the worst-written and -acted thing I have ever seen committed to film Stole From Me
hey surprise; remaking a story about a Filipina immigrant maid in China being taken
advantage of by her Chinese employers as a story about an American maid being
taken advantage of by her Chinese-American employers in the U.S. gets SUPER I Am Actively Angry At And/Or
Ghost Month * RACIST IN ONE BIG FUCKING HURRY Offended By This Movie
This Was A Waste Of My Life
And I Want Back The Time It
Ghosts of Goldfield ish * baffling and ridiculous BUT ALSO boring Stole From Me
This Was A Waste Of My Life
And I Want Back The Time It
Grave Encounters 2 x x * good lord what happened here Stole From Me
I Am Actively Angry At And/Or
Halloween (2007) x * Profoundly, intensely, offensively incoherent and profane. Offended By This Movie
So Incredibly Bad I Actually Kind
Hansel & Gretel English x * thoroughly enjoyable, but so bad Of Love It
This Was A Waste Of My Life
"When is the ghost gonna kill them all??" "Hurry it the FUCK UP, ghost, we don't have And I Want Back The Time It
Haunting on Fraternity Row, A x * all DAY." Wiggles deserved better. 5/21/20 Stole From Me
I Am Actively Angry At And/Or
Isolation x x * rating is for moral objections more than for quality issues Offended By This Movie
Look. Maybe this movie doesn't deserve this rating. Maybe I'm just mad because I was
promised comedy and instead I got A LOT OF NORDIC TORTURE AND DOG I Am Actively Angry At And/Or
Koko-di, Koko-da Danish, Swedish x NO * DEATH. Whatever. I was profoundly upset. 5/6/21 Offended By This Movie
I Am Actively Angry At And/Or
Lodge, The * I'M UPSET 6/9/20 Offended By This Movie
I am Actively Angry At And/Or
Maus, The English etc. x X * "Well, THAT ended up being profoundly Islamophobic!" 5/23/20 Offended By This Movie
So Incredibly Bad I Actually Kind
Midnight Man, The x * Having a normal one with Robert Englund. 6/11/20 Of Love It
documentary; offense taken at lack of female input, absence of discussion of gender, I Am Actively Angry At And/Or
Nightmares in Red, White, and Blue * dismissiveness of modern films, and all-around shallow analysis Offended By This Movie
This Was A Waste Of My Life
And I Want Back The Time It
Open House, The * "Killerman... was Killerman." 5/29/18 Stole From Me
I Am Actively Angry At And/Or
Paranormal Activity 3 x x * most boring possible ending Offended By This Movie
I Am Actively Angry At And/Or
Paranormal Activity: The Marked Ones x * "I think if we gave 3 one star, we have to give this one one star." Offended By This Movie
So Incredibly Bad I Actually Kind
Premonition Japanese * WORTH IT BECAUSE COMEDY GOLD Of Love It
I don't know what just happened and I don't care. (However, ADDENDUM, far later:
Okay, there is one bright spot about this movie, which is that at one point there's a
fake-out jumpscare where something gets knocked over and makes a noise. And in This Was A Waste Of My Life
the wake of this, one character responds: "Shit's just falling." And this is priceless and And I Want Back The Time It
Ridges, The x * I still think of it and treasure it to this day.) Stole From Me
contains the most jaw-droppingly stupid climactic fight scene in cinematic history, so So Incredibly Bad I Actually Kind
Silent Hill: Revelation * there's that Of Love It
So Incredibly Bad I Actually Kind
Siren in the Dark, A x * hilarious softcore gay porn - but with boobs too! Of Love It
This Was A Waste Of My Life
I barely remember anything about this but I do remember when it went to credits we And I Want Back The Time It
Skeptic, The x * both yelled "WHAT??" Stole From Me
I Am Actively Angry At And/Or
Splice x * are straight people okay? like, for real 11/22/20 Offended By This Movie
It probably doesn't deserve that on its merits, but as a person with OCD, FUCK THIS
DUMB MOVIE FOR TRIGGERING MY ASS INTO A PANIC STATE THAT TOOK ME
DAYS TO GET OUT OF. Well, also kind of horrifying and offensive tonal
inconsistencies? SURE, I'M 13 AND I JUST BRUTALLY MURDERED A MAN, BUT I Am Actively Angry At And/Or
Visit, The x x * IT'S ALL FINE BECAUSE HE WAS MENTALLY ILL. CHECK OUT MY RAPS! Offended By This Movie
We don't know how to react to or feel about this enough to grade it. We can't in good
conscience recommend it to anyone but we enjoyed watching it, about 2/3 of the time.
Tusk x ? x ??? This is a confusing movie? I am haunted by it. Proceed at your own risk