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A steady flow of water writhes and wreathes between the boulders and over slick stone bedrock, burnished over the ages
The water here is... However, crossing the rocks may prove treacherous...
1 ...pure, fragrant, and slightly chilled run-off from a distant mountain ...because they are deceptively slick, a clear grimy film clings to them
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wherever the water has flowed
...quite clear in places, you can even make out several large scaly fishes
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and sparkling showers of silver minnows where the water pools ...due to the fact that one promising area of large, flat rocks conceals a
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massive Alligator Snapping Turtle, perfectly blending with the boulders
3 ...shallow, but wide, barely coming up to the knee in the deepest areas
3 ...for the silty mud here is hungry for shoes and boots
...surprisingly warm and smells faintly of minerals, it’s source must be
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some sort of nearby Hot Spring ...or at least they did prove so for the plate armored Tem plar, unhorsed,
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unconscious, and bleeding from a head wound on the other bank
...because this is a busy breeding ground for the descriptively named
5 Exploding Acid Toads. Startling one generally just results in stings and
scars, but spooking an entire colony could take down a Fir Troll
6 ...to the comely or austere, as this tiny brooklet is home to a dozen Nixies
__________ call this idyllic locale home Trespassers washing/bathing in the pellucid pool here...
...A firework of female Fernfolk, distant, but equally ancient cousins of 1 …find it pleasant, if a bit peaty. Almost restorative for the aches of travel
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Myconids, spore-laden and lonely,
2 ...note that it turns their irises a piercing shade of emerald for a few days
2 ...The Pikefolk Priestess, Missa with her useful aquatic charms, likes to
3 ...may be surprised as the water rinses away all scars on the skin
3 ...The Moss Troll, Mourgoulena and her three unruly daughters,
4 ...will inevitably become biologically female
The Nymph Mother, Liathanna, whose mere gaze can induce pregnancy,
4 5 ...can potentially discover that the water instantly Rusts cursed weapons
is spell-bound by a puritanical curate’s Curse to
6 ...might not spot the verdigris coated Copper Living Statue of a hoplite
Behind the waterfall... ...may wash away their cares, literally: Some of the seaweed-colored
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moss is a surface dwelling subspecies of Obliviax
1 ...Create Sum ptuous Food, 3/day
...will discover that the water here is actually breathable due to its high-
...Anim ate Dead, it’s hard to notice all the 8
...is a slick, wet wall embel- oxygen content: the submerged caves below the cenote beckon
2 bones, covered in mossy accretions, at the
lished with Glyphs that,
pool bottom
when deciphered cast ...
...an ancient incantation that can undo an
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errant Wish (once)
...waits a humid but homey cave, with vibrant viridian and velvety moss
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mattresses and some crude but comfortable stone furniture
...lurks the yawning entrance to a wondrous cavern where the surface of
every stalagmite flashes as female Firefly Sprites futilely beckon to their
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mysteriously missing males. There are incredibly jealous of the tawdry
Everburning Torch mislaid here by a forgone spelunker
...is the entrance to a long forgotten Elf Catacomb. The treasures they
crafted in the ancient times before cremation became the norm must
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first be wrestled from the bony fingers of their Skeletal Sentries, while
many a forgotten incantation is muttered by the Guardian Ghosts
Fortunate for you, the Parents are... The Sapling-Ents seem to be...
...nowhere to be found, when questioned the children sob, and murmur 1 ...fond of humor/jokes, but their punchlines are seldom worth the wait
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“Jezek” (Hex 032)
...roughly teenage (in their third decade or so) and rebellious, one has
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2 ...far afield, having been mustered for a Holy War against Termitefolk even fashioned a Stone Axe that she hides beneath her shed leaves
3 ...surprisingly hands-off, hoping for survival of the fittest really 3 …very cautious, but may speak to any Elfs, Druids, or Rangers present
...still sleeping, as the act of planning and planting their procreations ...all utterly smitten with and chalantly vying for the attentions of a local
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does tend to tire them so Quake Flower Mimosa Dryad with gorgeous amaranthine tresses
...completely unfamiliar with non-plant-based sentient life, and have oh-
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so-m any questions and concerns for the party’s defoliated well-being
...suffering from a wicked, Devil-Weevil-driven disease. They can gladly
6 direct you to the location of a nearby Forgotten Wyrmhoard in exchange
for some assistance vis-à-vis Extraplanar Extermination
It is...
1 ...made Manifest from the ceaseless worship of all woodland creatures
2 ...an Adaptation, plants gradually evolved a defense as they were nibbled
3 ...the potent, co-located Soul of the first Druid to take to the woods
4 ...more powerful than a Godling, but less mighty than a Deity
It wants...
1 ...to go back to Sleep, it’s so tiresome to be roused and have to speak
2 ...thrive despite the ludicrous ways of Men
...for It’s Forest
3 ...be left alone by all who use two legs (save birds)
(i.e.: It) to...
4 ...one more cover all arable land on the planet
5 ...Strength from the Strongest, Wisdom from the Wisest, etc.
6 ...the True Nam e one of It’s nemeses: Fire, Folk, or Frost
It knows...
1 ...the location of anything you may seek within it’s Woods
2 ...how to overthrow Old Honey Paws (Hex 044)
3 ...the secret True Names for all the species of trees within it’s wood
4 ...who killed The King (Hex XXX), not that it matters greatly to It
5 ...the name and location of every Elf who ever lived or died
6 ...how to grant Druidical Magics to anyone, but is loathe to do so
7 ...spells of Reincarnation, unbound by time, for any brought before It
8 ...a powerful, permanent aegis against all Dragon Breath