Scene 1

Savita : hello a ji sunte ho

Raja : ka hua didi

Savita : koi gaali de rha hai

Raja : laiye phone dijiye ham kare baat

Raja: hello kaun hai be …… acchha titu bhaiya se baat karna hei.. lekin vo to bathroom gaye hei..

Titu : arey kon hei re raja..

Raja : pta nahi kaun baklol hai , khud ko party ka adhyaksh bta rha hai aur didi ko gaali de diya

Titu : arey bewakoof idhar do phone humko..

Titu (talks) :ha be kaun hai …

Someone speaks on call

Titu: haan ji sir parnam , acchha , nahi nahi ho jayega , baaki taiyari acchhe se chal raha hei.. arey
haan sir iss baar to humko hara hi nahi sakta. arey kya bole nalayak , kya party pe bojh , achha dharti
pe bojh , arey gaali de rahe hai kya haan haan ji ji ni ye wala ni haan ye gaali chalega , bilkul sir bilkul
hello hello aawaz nahi aa raha hai ….

Handing over phone to raja : kaat kaat isko…

Raja ( smiling ) : suniye na jijaji , eggo baat puche idhar aaiye , kaun kaun sa gaali de rha tha

Titu : bhag tu bhag yahaan se bhag

Titu : ae Savita suno to thoda pani dogi ki thuk ghot ke kanth geela kar le..

Savita : kaa hei ji bardast nahi hota hei , thik papa bole the titu nalayak hei..

Titu : ( gets angry ) “ Kyaaa ?? “

Savita : aa matlab vidhayak hei..

Titu : kahan vidhayak hei 30 saal se ladd rahe hei ek baar bhi nahi jeete hei , har baar bhaavi
bidhayak bante bante reh jaate hain sab iss chhuchhundar ke vajah se..(point to raja)

SCENE 2

Slogans from both sides : hamara neta kesa ho – titu bhaiya jesa ho..

Supporter 2(vatsal) : titu bhaiya haye haye..

Raja : ae jijaji ko maar do tumlog

Supporter 1 (nihal): haan bhaiya maar dete hei..

Raja : bhkk budbak vyangya kar rahe hei..

Supporter 1 : (nihal): bhaiya ji lekin vyangya ko hindi me kya bolte hei..

Supporter 2 (vatsal): tum ko kaahe janna hei be..

Supporter 1(nihal) : bhaiya ji vo thoda UPSC ka taiyari kar rahe hei..

Titu (enters) : haan sab UPSC kar lo tumlog , ham jo hei kaalin ka vyapar karte hei , netagiri thodi hei ,
mjak hei na..

Opposite neta : jo 30 saal se nahi jeete hei vo majak hi ban jata hei titu babu..

Opp Supporter (moksh): bole the bhaiya ko raat me Bhabhi se kam baat kijiye abhi babu shona karne
lage dekho..

Opp other supporter(sahil): Arey, babuji aap UP/bihar mein naya hai na ehaan pe. Mai ko hum boliye
aur ijjat dena ho to babu ka bujhe!

Opp supporter(moksh): pura bujh gaye..

Opp neta: shaant rahiye aap log..dekh nahi rahe hain bhaavi vidhayak ke ummedvaar hain bechare ,
ab humse jeet nahi paa rahe hain to dukhi hain, thoda sa hain , lekin hain , kya titu haina dukhi ,
lollipop khaiyega mann shant rahega.

Again..

Titu: ae bidhayak tum jo singhasan pakad ke kud rahe ho na bhulo mat wo humare baap dada ka hai..
raja hai hum yaha ke..

Raja: aur hum raja thodi hai Madhuri dixit hain ..isshhh

Titu: ae Rajaaa beta tum dimaag pe itna zor mat dala karo nash fatt jayega tumhara

Opp neta: kya babu aisa log leke jeet jaiyega

Raja: Ae babuaa you the think we are bklol is the, we is done some changes this time..we winning
you lozing remember noted is this diary .

Supporter 1 (nihal): Raja bhaiya ka jalwa hai be dekh rahe ho English.

Supporter 2 (vatsal) : Makkhan on the paratha bhaiya ji…

Neta opposing : Chalte hain neta ji , is chunav mein bhi aapka jo hai dekh lete hain kahaan land
kariyega .

Scene Change :

Titu : Ae raja idhar aao (slowly ), pause then : - ek tho baat batao

Raja : Ji jijaji

Titu : Wo jo bottle diye the baante ki nahi.

Raja : Shubham ko bol diye the, baant diya hoga pura chhetra mein.

Titu : Shubham ,ae shubham babu , yahaan aao

Shubham (paan ): boliye bhaiyaji …

Titu : bottle(in action) baant diye ??

Shubham: hmm hmm (thumbs up)

Raja : Gunga Ho , Bhaiya puche kuch , Ae tumhara muh se khoon kahe aa raha hai ,

Supporter 1 (nihal): khoon kahaan hai paan khaya hai , isliye bol nahi paa raha hai

Meanwhile titu talking on call ,

Call ends.

Titu : shubham babu yha aao jra

Shubham : walking proudly

Titu : Kya bole the baatne ko

Shubham : bottle

Titu : (Angrily) : To ka , bottle ka matlab nahi pta chalta jo loha ka thermos baant diye bewkoof

Savita: khaali thermos nahi baante hei ye , ghar ka pittal wala jug aur balti bhi de aaye hei..

Titu : ae Raja , ham haath jodte hei re , kahe atyachar kar rahe ho hampar , Samjhao inko ki jo bola
jaye wahi kare apna akal ellection bhar na chalaye

Raja : thik hei jijaji dhyaan rakhenge ab se..

Raja : (to shubham) : Tu chal , idhar aa tu pahle , tujhe paan khilata hu bahar ekdum banaras wala

Nomination wala day

Vishwa : aiye aiye kaa haal hei netaji..

Titu babu : namaskar madam nomination bharne aaye hei..

Vishwa : haar nahi manenge aap matlab..jwani chla gya ab to kursi ka lalach chhodiye

Titu : are madam ab to netagiri kafan ke saath hi jayeega hmare

Vishwa : to iss baar kya soche hei , kuch nya mudda laye chunao me bolne ke liye ya fir wahi purana
wala

Titu: sonche kya hain likh ke laaye hain madam. Ae padho re

(Shubham reads a paper) : ek supari , do paan patta, thoda jarda aur chuna swad anusar……

Titu : ae kya bol rha hai bewkoof (bahar nikal ja bahar ja karyakarta ko dekh )

Titu : (himself explains) : suniye madam ham batate hai , mahilao ka grih udyog me madad , manrega
me kaam dilayenge , u school ke samne ka road sabse pahle bnwayenge , aur v bahut kuch soche hai

Vishwa : aur sune hai aap school mein loha ka thermos baant rahe hai .

Raja: are madam mahila sasaktikaran ho rha hai na , loha ka bottle hai kaam aane pe aurton ki raksha
bhi karta hai hanuman ji ka gadaa banke aur pyas to bujhega hi na..

Vishwa : haan haan thik hai , sign kariye aur jaldi jaaiye..warna hum apne aap ap ko goli maar lenge.
Aur maa kasam sabko pata hai cabin mein aaplog hi the ,,,,mera to ekdume mood kharab kar diya hai
ye log.
Titu Goes out and face off with opposing neta ….

Neta : kya titu fir aa gya haarne apna cartoon log ko leke …..supporters laugh together

Titu (to his supporter 1 ): kya bola re ye , ae ae neta thoda aukaat mein raho …..

Neta : aur tum hosh mein raho vidhayak hai hum ,past bhi hum hi the , present bhi hum hi hain
…..chalo re nomination mein der ho raha hai

Vishwa : arey Swagat hai aaiye aap bhi aaiye , 10 saal se mera promotion rok ke baithe hain aaplog
, ek wo titu hai aisa lagta hain neta kam pogo channel jyada hain , 30 saal se khaali ladd rahe hain
aur is baar wo to loha ka bottle baante hain aap kahin vimal mat baant dijiyega pura sheher ka
jubaan ke sath sadak bhi laal ho jayega .

Neta : ae madam politics hai yahaan yahi chalta hai to kya kariyega , utaawla hone se thodi kaam
chalega .

Vishwa : Thermos aur vimal se bhi nahi na chalega (laughs sarcastically) last me to sab gandhi ka hi
khel hai , khair nomination bhar dijiye taki mai v niklu thoda kitty party me jana hai .

Neta : are haan haan madam bilkul abhi bhar diye ,

(After signing )

Neta : Dhanyavad madam

(leaves)

Result day..

Titu: kya hua abhi tak humare dusre ummedvar nahi aaye hai……

Shubham: Kahaan se aayenge raja bhaiya gher liye unke aadmi log ko raste mein..bole aaj agar wo
kuch hera feri karte pakde to pittal bhar denge unke andar..

Spporter1 (nihal): ha bhaiyaji , pura fauz leke rakhwali kar rahe hai , len den hi band kra diye hai

Titu : are bewkoof hai bilkul , itna kar rha h agar ham jite nahi to u neta fir sir pe nachega

Shubham : are bhaiya jab is baar itna mehnat kiye hai , log ka madad kiye hai , kaam v kraye hai fir to
jeetenge hi na

Titu : haan haan wo to thik hai , lekin tum aaj paan kahe nahi kha rha h

Shubham : are bhaiya …

Supporter 1(nihal)(interrupts) : aapko nahi pta e pratigya liye hai ki jab tak aap jitenge nahi tab tak
paan ko hath nahi lagayenge.

Titu : acha fir to bhul hi jao babu tum v

Raja : are kya bhula rhe hai jijaji

Titu : aa gye , sune pura zor lga diye tum to is baar jita ke hi manoge
Raja : aur nahi to kya jijaji aap jitenge tabhi to ham v bullet pe chadhenge na

Anouncement (interupts convo)

Mic anouncement ( votes ki ginti ki ja chuki hai , aur is baar bhari mato se .. are ye kya likha hai sahi
se dekho , maaf kijiyega maaf kijiyega , ha to bhari mato se titu babu jeet gye hai badhai ho )

Screen changes…

Titu (sitting silently thinking something)

Savita: bole the na raja jitayega..papa ko bahut proud tha raja pe

Raja and shubham enters with goggles & gamcha (jia ho bihar ke lala song)

Crowd shouts .. Raja bhaiyaa zindabaad..

Titu bhaiyaa zindabaad..

Raja: jashn manaiye vidhayak hogaye hain aap jijaji ….

Titu : raja , savita , idhar aao baitho na thoda baat karna hai , thoda madam ko bhi bula lo to .

Vishwa enters : badhai ho aakhirkar ghodi chadh gaye aap bhi ..

Savita : ghodi to bahut pahle hi chadh gye hai ye

Titu : thoda dhiraj rakho waqt aur sthan dekh ke kuch baatein ki jaati hai

Vishwa : ha to badhai ho vidhayak ji

Titu: kis baat ki badhai madam ,humko to pata hai ki aap bhi khush nahi hain humare jeet se , aur
shayad hum bhi nahi hain.

Vishwa: kya ho gaya neta ji aapko , are aisa kya hua , jeet ka nasha jyada ho gaya kya….

Titu : pata hai kal jab ham ghar se nikla to sonche ki ham bohot achhe se is ilake ko sambhal
lenge ,bohot kaabil hai ,magar (pause)

Vishwa:kya magar hua kya ?

Raja : magar ye ki jijaji aur huml jab nikle area mein to ek budhi aurat jiska pati uske liye apna
pension chhod kar mar gaya , aur wo hmare office ke bahar khadi thi kayi dino se chakkar kaat rahi
thi apne 1800 rupye ke liye lekin ham uski madad nahi kar paye

Vishwa : aisa kyun

Raja : are party member badsaluki kar diya

Titu : ab jab zanwar log ka fauz bna liye hai to kare kya , ek mahila ka madad nahi kar paye samaaj ka
kya hi kar payenge

Raja : to ab kya soch rhe hai jijaji

Titu : ek vichar to aaya hai ab ……

Shubham : are bhaiyaji , hua kya hai aap bolo to sahi

Oop neta enters: mubaarak ho titu bhai aap to sach mein raja hogaye is ilaake ka .
Titu ( stand and goes near opp neta ) : dekho babu hum kuchh soche hain wo ye hai ki hum istifa de
dete hain , kaheki tum humse thoda better ho ye jo humara area hai wo tum badhiya se sambhal
loge , to ye satta tum hi rakho . iske seat ke asal mein haqdaar bas tum hi ho babu .

Opp neta : lekin ye badlao .

Raja : badlaav to hai , ab jasn manaoge ki maare do kantaap .

Opp neta : are kya bol rha hai burbak , khali election hare hai , thoda aukaat aur pajama me raho
samjhe

Vishwa : sach mein itne saalon se bohot jagah transfer hua humara , titu ji ka bhi gunda vala rang
dekhe lekin aaj saabit ho gaya ki sach mein aap hi is chhetra ke raja hain.

Raja : aur hum raja nahi hum hai madhuri dixit ishhhhh….

Everyone laughs…

Drama ends…..