The Minecraft Movie

Directed, Produced and Screenplay by Uzziah

Elnathan Sotomango

Sponsored by Mojang
FADE IN:
INT. OVERWORLD PLAINS – ALWAYS DAY – PEACEFUL MODE

We see the void ruling Minecraft from below and a mysterious entity
named Herobrine who walks through the overworld.

NARRATOR
It all starts long ago. When the void still rules the server, a
mysterious entity roamed the overworld plains. And his name, was
Herobrine. He plans on committing the evilest things as the next ruler
of…

SFX: MINECRAFT MUSIC

Minecraft music plays and the Narrator stops talking for 3 seconds.
After three seconds, The Narrator says…

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NARRATOR (CONT’D)
Minecraft.

SFX: JOHN CENA THEME SONG

HEROBRINE
As the next ruler, I shall be generous and let all survivors live by
using their strategies, however, in this world, I will rule in the
future, and will NOT tolerate their lives EVER! And I will have fun
watching them being awfully tortured and mocking their suffering.
Mwahahahahahaha!

We see the bird’s eye view of the Minecraft world and hear the echo of
Herobrine’s laugh.
ANGLE: BIRDS EYE VIEW OF MINECRAFT WORLD
SFX: VILLAINOUS MUSIC, ECHO OF VILLAIN LAUGH

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VOID
I’m sorry Herobrine. I- I cannot continue no longer. Continue your
journey without me. YOU are going to be the next ruler, Herobrine. Do
not fail me!

With the Void’s last words being said, Herobrine celebrates.

HEROBRINE
Yes! I will create Zombies, Skeletons, Creepers and every mob with the
power of my own imagination. Oh even I need wood for monster school.
Sorry Void.

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INT. MONSTER SCHOOL – DAY – NORMAL MODE

NARRATOR
Herobrine works on duplicate Hostile Mobs and at Monster School, he
teaches them everything they need to know and thus, Two survivors are
spawned. (to staff) Oh, okay I need to take a break. Call me if it’s
time for me to make an announcement.

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INT. REAL VOICE STUDIO – DAY – UNKNOWN MODE

The Narrator stands up and walks away while wearing his smiling mask
to hide away his identity.
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INT. OVERWORLD SPAWNPOINT – DAY – NORMAL MODE

Two average players named Steve and Alex make a sudden appearance into
the overworld. However, their not as average as you think they are…

STEVE
(sees Alex)
What!? Who the heck are you?
(points at Alex)

ALEX
I’m Alex, who are you?
(points at Steve)

STEVE
I’m Steve, a Minecraft player. I was spawned into this world by a guy
called “Hehrobryney”.

ALEX
Herobrine.

STEVE
I knew that. As I was saying, I spawned here to complete a challenging
task: Beat. Minecraft.

ALEX
Well, I was also spawned here to do the same. But, how are we supposed
to do that? And how are we going to stop Herobrine??
 STEVE
If we want to defeat the mighty Herobrine, then we have speedrun this.
We need a headstart on that evil entity, so we can plan our battle
with him. We have to work together in order to defeat him… alright?

ALEX
*nods*

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Herobrine spectates up at the sky in Creative Mode secretly following

the two speedrunners.

HEROBRINE
Oh, this is gonna be fun. Just you wait and see hehehe…

Up until the sky, Steve’s muffled voice echoed. Herobrine cackles from
above, mocking their unorganized speedrun. However, the ominous cackle
as overheard by the two speedrunners.

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ALEX
Wait, what was that?

STEVE
I don’t know, but it’s giving me a bad feeling.

ALEX
Steve, we need to start now.

STEVE
 Yeah. Let’s do this!

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INT. VILLAGE - DAY – NORMAL MODE

SFX: DREAM SPEEDRUN MUSIC

Steve and Alex run through spawnpoint to village with the dream
speedrun music overplaying throughout the entire run.

VILLAGER #1
*hmm* (What a nice day today.)

VILLAGER #2
*hm* (Yeah.)

Steve and Alex finds the Villagers for targets, speedrunning for 10
minutes.

They run to their house and stare at the wall for a few seconds.

SFX: PAUSE

VILLAGER #1
*hmm?* (Who are these people?)

Steve and Alex whispers their plan to each other.

STEVE
We get in…
 ALEX
Yeah.

VILLAGER #1 CONT’D
*hmm!* (Hey!)

Alex mines wood from the house and Steve breaks the glass and opens
the chest.

STEVE
Wow, wasn’t much of a struggle huh?

ALEX
I know, right!?

Steve pulls out three iron ingots and runs to a pond with gravel

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STEVE
(mines two gravels)
I’m clutching it.
(places one gravel)

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VILLAGER #2
*hmm, hm, hmm..hmm? hm…* (So, as I was saying, It will probably take a
week to get all the supplies back. And who knows how long it will take
to repair the damage? Luckily I’m ensured. (sees Alex) Oh no.)
 Alex places a crafting table and lets Steve craft a stone pickaxe
while Alex burns down the house.

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INT. SKY – DAY – NORMAL MODE

HEROBRINE
(mocking Alex and Steve)
Oh look! How genius this torture is!

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INT. VILLAGE – DAY – NORMAL MODE

ALEX
Clutch again and get water for the bucket.

STEVE
Ok, good tip.

Steve clutches through the same pond and gets water then Herobrine
follows them to a lava pit.

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INT. LAVA PIT – DAY – NORMAL MODE

ALEX
Nice. Now give it to me and I will do the work.
 Steve gives Alex the water bucket and Alex speedruns a Nether portal
build.

STEVE
Wow. Nice one.

ALEX
Thanks.

Steve and Alex jump into the portal not knowing Herobrine is behind
them.

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INT. NETHER – UNKNOWN TIME – NORMAL MODE

Steve uses his leftover wood blocks for bridging to the surface from
lava. Steve and Alex then build up to a nether fortress. Steve knocks
down a wither skeleton out the fortress.

STEVE
Phew! I knocked the Wither Skeleton off, boy was he tough. Ok, now
let’s do blaze rod farming.

ALEX
Yeah. That’s a good idea.

Steve and Alex run into an open spawner with a blaze mob spawner. The
speedrun music pauses in suspense. Steve and Alex look at their
surroundings.

A clip from SpongeBob SquarePants on one of the timecards saying

ONE MINUTE AND THIRTY-SEVEN SECONDS LATER.
SFX: FRENCH NARRATOR SAYING ONE MINUTE AND THIRTY-SEVEN SECONDS LATER

A blaze appears and does nothing.

SFX: WHY ARE STILL HERE MEME

Steve and Alex hit the blaze with their stone swords at the same time
and the blaze dies. When the blaze dies he drops a book and the book
says what Steve reads.

ALEX
(reads cover)
Read me?
(stops reading)
Hey Steve, the blaze dropped this.

STEVE
(concerned)
Is this a prank? I think not.
(opens book and reads)
Dear Steve and Alex, HAHA, I didn’t drop any blaze rods for you guys!

For a meme of Steve and Alex, They have a yellow bar under their heads
that says “TRIGGERED”.

SFX: TRIGGERED MEME

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INT. BEHIND STEVE AND ALEX – UNKNOWN TIME – NORMAL MODE

 HEROBRINE
What!? He’s playing this all wrong. But, that is a cool strategy
though.

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INT. IN FRONT OF HEROBRINE – UNKNOWN TIME – NORMAL MODE

STEVE
OK Alex, here’s the pitch turn on your “So not HALAL mode”.

ALEX
So not HALAL mode?

STEVE
Well. Have you seen the Dream SMP?

ALEX
Yeah.

STEVE
Then act like them.

After a few hits for the second blaze, it drops a lot of blaze rods
and the blaze rod were picked up by Steve and Alex. The speedrun music
unpauses. They get out of the fortress and sees two piglins.

STEVE
(to piglins)
Oh, you’re going down.
 Steve digs a one by two and a two-block deep hole. The blocks they
mined are raw gold ores. They had traded the raw gold with obsidian.

SFX: WEIRD FART SOUND 3X

STEVE
Aw, come on.

SFX: BRUH MEME

Steve and Alex trade all their raw gold ores. One of the piglins throw
six eyes of ender at Steve’s chest.

STEVE
Oh, gosh.

Steve and Alex run past the piglins, Steve collects the obsidian and
gives it to Alex and she manually builds the portal without water or
lava.

ALEX
Get in.

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INT. OVERWORLD DESSERT – DAY – NORMAL MODE

As they go out of the portal without knowing Herobrine behind them,

they see a much bigger house. Steve breaks through the door so him and
Alex could enter.
 VILLAGER #2
*hmm hm hmm* (They couldn’t find us here!)
(sees Steve and Alex)
*hm* (Not again.)

Alex breaks the bed.

ALEX
Nice.

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ANGLE: FRONT OF HOUSE

VILLAGER #2
*hmm?* (Why’d they only take the bed?)

Steve and Alex tracked the location of the end portal frame.

Breaks the blocks straight down to the stronghold. Once they get
there, Steve puts the remaining five eyes of ender to the portal
frames. They both dive in.

INT. END – UNKNOWN TIME – NORMAL MODE

STEVE AND ALEX

Us… go!

They walk past an enderman and places the bed where the ender dragon
will stand.
 ALEX
Place it now!

STEVE
I just did.

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ANGLE: WHERE ENDER DRAGON IS FLYING

ENDER DRAGON
*Rrrrrrrrr* (What the heck are they doing down there.)
(to Steve and Alex)
*Rrr* (What are you doing?)

Steve taps the bed which causes the ender dragon to explode. The
speedrun music ends.

SFX: EXPLOSION

Steve and Alex jump in the return portal and Herobrine comes down.

HEROBRINE
Survived till the end? Impressive.

STEVE
You’re the one who’s behind this?

HEROBRINE
That’s right. All you gotta do is defeat me and my students. Come here
students!
A skeleton, a zombie, a creeper and many mobs step forward after a few
hits, Herobrine’s students were done.

HEROBRINE
If I win you are gonna get out of Minecraft

ALEX
And if we win, we take your place as leaders of Minecraft.

HEROBRINE
Fine. You got a deal.

There is an intense battlescene. Herobrine does a few blows and The

players did many hits

STEVE
He’s low. He’s low.

ALEX
One more hit and he is done for.

Alex and Steve hit Herobrine and the nasty old white-eyes was defeated

HEROBRINE
Ah, @#$%! You defeated me!

SFX: CENSOR BLEEP

Steve and Alex have 8-bit glasses and John Cena music is played.
SFX: JOHN CENA THEME SONG

STEVE
Yes!

ALEX
Woohoo!

NARRATOR
Let us observe now a happy ending.

Steve and Alex dance the Shiloh and Bros Among us dance music is
played. Steve and Alex dance and jump and the scene freezes. As time
freezes the text that says “THE END” written all in caps.

SFX: SHILOH AND BROS AMONG US DANCE MUSIC

FADE OUT:

Main characters credits roll up and after this cutscene is recorded.

INT. REAL HOME - DAY – UNKNOWN MODE

A real teenage boy who looks like Steve and a real teenage girl who
looks like Alex are coincidentally playing Minecraft.

TEEN BOY
I’m bored, wanna do something else?

TEEN GIRL
What about, one more game?
 They both face forward and say…

TEEN BOY AND TEEN GIRL

Game on!

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Credits of the entire cast keep rolling until it’s finished.

THE END