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BLANCHE
ROSE
DOROTHY
BLANCHE
SOPHIA
(skeptical)
BLANCHE
(determined)
CUT TO:
CUSTOMER
CUSTOMER
(impatiently)
Hello?
BLANCHE
(flustered)
CUSTOMER
(annoyed)
BLANCHE:
(frustrated)
Fade in:
EXT. MIAMI STREET - DAY
People bustle around the busy street, all going about their
business. Suddenly, a strange figure comes into view. It's
a man in a tattered and oversized suit jacket, walking with
an awkward gait. As he gets closer, we see that he has long
yellow nails peeking out from under his sleeves. This is
the Imposter Mr. Bean. The imposter Mr. Bean is a grotesque
version of the Mr. Bean character, with a thin, wiry frame
and sunken cheeks that give his face a skeletal appearance.
His pale skin is stretched tightly over his bones, and his
piercing yellow eyes seem to glow in the darkness. He wears
a tattered tweed suit that hangs off his emaciated frame,
and his hair is wild and unkempt, sticking up in every
direction like a nest of vipers. His long, bony fingers are
like claws, and his nails are overgrown and yellowed. His
lips curl into a menacing grin, revealing a set of crooked,
yellow teeth that seem almost too large for his mouth.
BLANCHE
Jesus, Mary and Joseph. (She
recollects herself) Hey, honey. I
haven’t seen that much tweed since
my third wedding! What can I get
for you?
IMPOSTER BEAN
(smiling, revealing his sharp
teeth) A latte, please.
FADE TO BLACK.
Fade out.
DOROTHY
What are you watching, Ma?
SOPHIA
A rerun of The Price is Right. I
love that show.
BLANCHE
Girls, you won't believe what
happened at work today!
ROSE
What is it, Blanche?
BLANCHE
I saw the scariest man at the
coffee shop. He looked just like
Mr. Bean… but somehow it wasn't
him.
SOPHIA
(sarcastic)
Oh great, another Mr. Bean. Just
what we needed.
ROSE
(nodding)
I’ve always said, one Mr. Bean
isn't enough.
BLANCHE
I’m being serious, girls! He was
so… Cold. He kept staring at me,
and his eyes were so… cold.
DOROTHY
(concerned)
Well, Blanche, if you're really
scared, maybe you should call the
police.
BLANCHE
(nodding)
Maybe I will. I just hope this
imposter Mr. Bean doesn't show up
again.
SOPHIA
(smiling)
Don't worry, Blanche. We'll
protect you.
ROSE
(nodding)
Yeah, we'll make sure you're safe.
Fade in:
REPORTER
IMPOSTER BEAN
REPORTER
IMPOSTER BEAN
REPORTER
IMPOSTER BEAN
REPORTER:
IMPOSTER BEAN:
REPORTER
IMPOSTER BEAN
(smiling)
DOROTHY
(skeptical)
SOPHIA
(nodding)
(worried)
ROSE
Suddenly, the Imposter Bean's smile fades and his eyes grow
dark.
IMPOSTER BEAN
DOROTHY
BLANCHE
(nervously)
Right, Scrabble.
JEN
IMPOSTER BEAN
JEN
(smiling) I'm open to anything.
FADE IN:
JEN
(to Bean) My family and friends
aren't going to be happy about
you.
IMPOSTER BEAN
(defensive) Why not? I love you,
and that's all that should matter.
JEN
(frustrated)They think you're an
imposter, Bean. They think you're
just pretending to be the real
Bean.
IMPOSTER BEAN
(voice flat, angry) I am the real
Bean. I just look a little
different now.
JEN
(calming him down) I know that,
but they don't. They're going to
be asking you all sorts of
questions, and I don't know if I
can handle it.
IMPOSTER BEAN
(determined) I'll do whatever it
takes to prove myself to them. I
love you, Jen, and I'm not going
to let anyone stand in the way of
our love.
JEN'S DAD
(skeptical) Who is this guy, Jen?
JEN'S FRIEND
(mocking) Yeah, where did you find
him? The circus?
IMPOSTER BEAN
(standing tall) My name is Mr.
Bean, and I love your daughter. I
know there have been rumors about
me, but I assure you, I'm the real
deal.
JEN
(screaming)
IMPOSTER BEAN
(smiling, sinister)
JEN
(horrified)
IMPOSTER BEAN
(smiling, sinister)
Bean and Jen walk away. Mr. Bean snaps his fingers, and JEN
loses her memory as well. They continue down the street,
leaving behind a group of confused and frightened people.
The camera lingers on their blank faces, as we hear the
sound of Bean's maniacal laughter in the distance.
FADE OUT.
FADE IN:
JEN
(smiling)
You know, I never thought I'd fall
in love with someone so different
from me.
IMPOSTER BEAN
(looking at her, angry. Violent.)
Different? You mean because you
think I'm an imposter?
JEN
(shaking her head)
No, not that. We come from such
different worlds, and yet...I feel
like we were meant to find each
other.
IMPOSTER BEAN
(smiling)
Me too.
JEN
(whispering)
I don't care what anyone else
thinks. I love you.
IMPOSTER BEAN
(whispering back)
And I love you.
Suddenly, a group of people walk by, staring at them with
disapproving looks. Jen's face falls, but the Imposter Bean
squeezes her hand.
IMPOSTER BEAN
(firmly)
Don't let them get to you. Our
love is stronger than their
expectations.
JEN
(smiling through tears)
You're right. We're meant to be
together.
IMPOSTER BEAN
(smiling back)
Always.
JEN
(smiling) I'm having such a great
time tonight.
Fade out.
FADE IN:
IMP. BEAN
(voice trembling with
emotion)
Look at our baby, Jen. She's
beautiful.
Jen looks at the baby, who has long yellow fingernails and
an oversized suit jacket. She stares at the baby, her
expression uncertain.
JEN
(whispering)
She's... different.
IMP. BEAN
(grinning)
That's what makes her special.
JEN
(smiling)
You're right. She's perfect.
The Imposter Bean kisses Jen on the forehead, and they both
look at their baby, their faces filled with love and
acceptance.
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BLANCHE
ROSE
DOROTHY
IMPOSTER BEAN
Hello, world. I am the real Mr.
Bean.
KATE
We do not have any information
about this imposter or their
intentions at this time. We will
bring you more updates as we get
them.
BLANCHE
DOROTHY
ROSE
SOPHIA
This world gets crazier every day.
DOROTHY
BLANCHE
SOPHIA
DOROTHY
FADE OUT.
FADE IN:
RYAN SEACREST
(voiceover)
Welcome to "Mr. Bean Love
Connection", the only show where
love is in disguise.
Cut to:
PRODUCER 1
These contestants are hilarious! I
can't wait to see how this all
ends.
PRODUCER 2
Cut to:
(relaxing)
Oh, come on, it's just a bit of
fun. Besides, who wouldn't want to
go on a date with Mr. Bean? Find
out who you REALLY love. Not
something shallow.
Cut to:
Cut to:
PRODUCER 1
PRODUCER 2
(skeptical)
I don't know, what if they don't
find each other attractive once
the disguises come off?
Cut to:
RYAN SEACREST
(laughing)
Well, I have to say, it was a bit
weird dating someone dressed as
Mr. Bean. But once we got past the
initial shock, we had a great
time.
RYAN SEACREST
(smiling)
That's what it's all about, folks.
Finding love in unexpected places.
Cut to:
Cut to:
RYAN SEACREST
Congratulations, contestants!
You've made it to the end of the
show. But now comes the moment of
truth. Are you ready to reveal
your true identities?
RYAN SEACREST
CUT TO:
FADE IN:
EXT. TV STUDIO - DAY
RYAN SEACREST
Welcome to the Mr. Bean Dating
Show! Today, our contestants will
be going on blind dates with each
other, all disguised as the
legendary Mr. Bean using our
advanced augmented reality
technology.
The first door opens, and a Mr. Bean contestant comes out,
followed by another from the second door, and so on until
there are six Mr. Beans on stage.
RYAN SEACREST
Contestants, are you ready to meet
your Mr. Bean matches? The six Mr.
Beans nervously nod.
RYAN SEACREST
Well, let's get started!
The screen shows the first pair of Mr. Beans sitting down
at a restaurant table, their AR disguises making them look
like Mr. Bean. The cameras show each Mr. Bean's point of
view, giving the impression that they are all sitting
across from Mr. Bean himself.
MR. BEAN 1
So, do you like tea?
MR. BEAN 2
(smiling) Oh, I do love a good cup
of tea.
MR. BEAN 4
I hope my date likes tea. I hate
coffee.
RYAN SEACREST
And now, it's time for the moment
of truth. Will love bloom for one
of our Mr. Beans?
RYAN SEACREST
Congratulations to our top Mr.
Beans! You'll be heading on a
romantic getaway for two, all
expenses paid.
The two Mr. Beans grin and hug, their AR disguises morphing
back into their true appearances.
RYAN SEACREST
Thanks for tuning in to the Mr.
Bean Dating Show! Join us next
time for another exciting episode.
RYAN SEACREST
(As if hypnotized) We have a
winner, folks! Congratulations to
our imposter Mr. Bean!
CUT TO:
RYAN SEACREST
(to himself)
What's happening to me? I can't
seriously be falling for another
man.
FADE IN:
EXT. COFFEE SHOP - NIGHT
RYAN SEACREST
Hi there! You must be Mr. Bean!
They walk into the coffee shop together and sit down at a
table.
RYAN SEACREST
So, tell me about yourself, Mr.
Bean.
IMPOSTER MR. BEAN
(smiling)
Well, I'm a big fan of Mr. Bean,
obviously. I love to watch his
videos—err, your videos and
imitate his mannerisms. And I have
some... unique hobbies.
FADE OUT.
CUT TO:
IMP BEAN
(surprised)
So you're not Mr. Bean, after
all.
RYAN SEACREST
(apologetic)
No, I'm not. I'm sorry for
deceiving you.
IMP BEAN
(confused)
Then why did you pretend to be
him?
RYAN SEACREST
(hesitant)
Because...I was attracted to you.
And I didn't know how else to get
close to you.
IMP BEAN
(curious)
Are you saying that you have
feelings for me?
RYAN SEACREST
(nodding)
Yes. But I understand if you can't
reciprocate them.
FADE IN:
Ryan Seacrest and the Imposter Mr. Bean walk along the
beach, hand in hand, enjoying the sunset.
RYAN SEACREST
(looking at the Imposter Mr. Bean)
I need to tell you something.
IMPOSTER MR. BEAN
(looks at Ryan Seacrest)
What is it?
RYAN SEACREST
(voice trembling)
I...I think I'm in love with you.
And I’m not content to just… be
friends.
RYAN SEACREST
(takes a step closer)
RYAN SEACREST
(pulls back, smiling)
I've been wanting to do that for
so long.
IMPOSTER MR. BEAN
(smiling back)
Me too.
CUT TO:
Jen and Ryan stand on opposite sides of the room, glaring at each
other with a mix of jealousy and disdain.
JEN
You think you're so great, with your
fancy suits and your perfect hair.
RYAN
JEN
RYAN
JEN
RYAN
Jen stands with her arms crossed, facing Ryan and Imposter Mr.
Bean. Ryan looks uneasy, while Imposter Mr. Bean fidgets with his
hands.
JEN
(sarcastically)
Sure you do. Just like you cared for
Julianne Hough, right?
RYAN
(defensively)
That's not fair.
JEN
(coldly)
Life's not fair. But you're welcome to
keep chasing after your Mr. Bean
imposters. I'm done with both of you.
Jen turns and storms out of the room, leaving Ryan and Imposter
Mr. Bean alone.
RYAN
(to Imposter Mr. Bean)
Well, that went well.
RYAN
(rolling his eyes)
And I bet you didn't mean to lead me on
either, did you?
(defensively)
I didn't know what I wanted. I still
don't.
RYAN
(exasperated)
Well, you better figure it out soon. Jen
and I aren't going to wait around
forever.
(interrupting)
I couldn't leave without telling you
something.
JEN
(emotional)
I know we've had our problems, but I
still care about you. Seeing you with
Ryan... it hurt. But I can't deny how I
feel.
(unsure)
Jen, I... I don't know what to say.
JEN
(resigned)
You don't have to say anything. I just
wanted to let you know how I feel.
Jen looks shocked and hurt, but she nods and takes a step back.
JEN
(emotional)
I understand. I just hope you know what
you're doing.
Imposter Mr. Bean nods, looking at Ryan.
(apologetic)
Ryan, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt
you.
RYAN
(eyes wide)
What's going on?
(sighing)
I need time to figure out who I am and
what I want. And I don't want to hurt
either of you in the process. So I think
it's best if we break up.
RYAN
(disappointed)
Break up?
JEN
(teary-eyed)
You mean with both of us?
RYAN
(understandingly)
I see. I respect your decision.
JEN
(wiping her tears)
Me too. But it doesn't make it any less
painful.
JEN
(nodding)
We understand.
RYAN
(sadly)
Yeah, we do.
JEN
(nodding)
Of course.
RYAN
(sadly)
Yeah. Friends.
The three of them sit in silence for a moment, before the Imposter
Mr. Bean gets up to leave.
JEN
(sadly)
Yeah. Soon.
RYAN
(nodding)
Take care.
The Imposter Mr. Bean nods, and walks out the door, leaving Jen
and Ryan sitting on the couch, feeling both hurt and sad, but
ultimately understanding of his decision.
FADE IN:
The four ladies, BLANCHE, DOROTHY, ROSE, and SOPHIA are sitting on
the couch, chatting. Suddenly, the doorbell rings.
DOROTHY
I’ll get it.
Dorothy stands up and goes to answer the door. When she opens it,
she sees the Imposter Mr. Bean, with his signature disheveled
appearance and long yellow nails.
DOROTHY
Oh my goodness, who are you?
IMPOSTER MR. BEAN
Hello, I’m Mr. Bean.
BLANCHE
(laughing)
Oh, honey, you’re not Mr. Bean. Mr. Bean
is a skinny British guy.
ROSE
Well, we noticed alright. We saw you on
the TV. But come on in, have a seat.
The Imposter Mr. Bean sits down on the couch, causing the ladies
to recoil at the sight of his long, unkempt nails.
SOPHIA
Hey, kid, ever heard of nail clippers?
BLANCHE
Really? Like what?
ROSE
(through forced laughter)
So, what brings you here, Mr. Bean?
DOROTHY
(laughing)
Well, you heard right.
BLANCHE
(smirking)
But we’ll have to work on that sense of
humor of yours.
The scene fades out as the ladies and the Imposter Mr. Bean
continue to chat and joke around, with his long yellow nails
making occasional appearances.
FADE IN:
ROSE
That sounded like it came from my room.
BLANCHE
Who's there?
The figure stands up, revealing the imposter Mr. Bean, who has
been hiding in their house.
MR. BEAN
Hello, ladies.
The Golden Girls scream and run out of the room. Mr. Bean follows
them, his long nails clacking on the hardwood floor. They try to
call the police, but their phone lines have been cut. They are
trapped in their own home with the imposter Mr. Bean.
They hear strange noises coming from every corner of the house.
The doors slam shut and the lights flicker on and off.
SOPHIA
This is it. We're going to die here.
DOROTHY
We have to fight back.
In the end, the police never arrive and arrest Mr. Bean. He
seemingly disappears, leaving them alone. The Golden Girls are
shaken but ultimately relieved that they made it out alive.
FADE OUT.
FADE IN:
The camera pans across the exterior of the Miami Public Library,
the sun shining bright in the sky.
INT. LIBRARY - DAY
The Golden Girls, Dorothy, Rose, Blanche, and Sophia, are browsing
through the library. Sophia comes across a strange book with an
ominous symbol on the cover.
SOPHIA
Hey, take a look at this.
Dorothy, Rose, and Blanche join Sophia as she opens the book.
ROSE
What is it?
SOPHIA
I'm not sure. It looks like some kind of
ancient text.
BLANCHE
Maybe we should take a closer look.
As the Golden Girls begin to read the text, the camera zooms in on
the pages, revealing that the book is written in an ancient
language. Suddenly, the room begins to warp and distort. The
shelves of books begin to shake violently, and the girls struggle
to maintain their footing. As the shaking subsides, the girls find
themselves transported to a strange and otherworldly realm. The
sky is a sickly shade of green, and the ground is covered in a
slimy, organic substance.
SOPHIA
Well, we’re in Hell.
DOROTHY
Oh, ma. but I have a bad feeling about
this.
ROSE
Look!
The girls turn to see the Imposter Mr. Bean standing in the
distance, his long nails clicking against each other.
BLANCHE
What is he doing here?
The girls begin to run, with the Imposter Mr. Bean following close
behind. The creature gives chase, its tentacles lashing out and
destroying everything in their path. As they run, the girls notice
that the pages of the book they found are now fluttering and
turning on their own.
BLANCHE
Look at the book!
The camera shows a close-up of the book, revealing that the text
is now written in English.
DOROTHY
It's trying to tell us something!
The girls quickly scan the pages, realizing that the Imposter Mr.
Bean is actually an old god who seeks to destroy the world.
SOPHIA
We have to stop him!
ROSE
There's our way out!
The girls make a dash for the portal, with the Imposter Mr. Bean
hot on their heels. They dive through the portal just as the
creature's tentacles close in on them.
BLANCHE
What the hell just happened?
DOROTHY
I don't know, but we have to warn
everyone about the Imposter Mr. Bean.
FADE OUT.
Fade in:
RYAN SEACREST
Hey, ladies. You won't believe who’s in
town.
BLANCHE
Who is it, honey?
RYAN SEACREST
Imposter Mr. Bean.
DOROTHY
What is he doing here?
RYAN SEACREST
He's in town filming an episode of "Mr.
Bean Love Connection." I'm the host.
ROSE
What's that?
RYAN SEACREST
It's a new dating show where everyone is
disguised as Mr. Bean using advanced
augmented reality technology.
SOPHIA
Sounds dumb.
RYAN SEACREST
I thought so too, but it's actually been
a huge hit. And I have a surprise for
you. I'm taking you all to the taping
tonight.
FADE IN:
The four Golden Girls, Dorothy, Rose, Blanche, and Sophia, are
standing in line outside the studio where “Mr. Bean Love
Connection” is filmed. They are all dressed in their finest
outfits and nervously chatting with each other.
DOROTHY
(nervously)
I can’t believe we’re doing this.
BLANCHE
(confidently)
Oh, come on, girls. We’re still young at
heart.
ROSE
(excitedly)
I can’t wait to meet Mr. Bean!
SOPHIA
(sarcastically)
Yeah, he’s quite the catch.
RYAN
Welcome, everyone, to another exciting
episode of “Mr. Bean Love Connection”!
The girls cheer along with the rest of the audience. Suddenly, the
lights in the studio flicker and a chill runs through the room.
BLANCHE
(shivering)
Is it just me or did it just get really
cold in here? My nipples have nipples.
DOROTHY
(looking around nervously)
I don’t like this. Something doesn’t feel
right.
ROSE
(whispering)
He’s even more handsome in person.
BLANCHE
(whispering back)
Rose, that’s the imposter.
As the show progresses, strange things begin to happen. The lights
flicker more frequently, and a shadowy figure can be seen lurking
in the background. The girls begin to feel increasingly uneasy.
DOROTHY
(whispering)
Do you see that?
SOPHIA
(whispering back)
See what?
DOROTHY
(pointing)
That figure in the shadows.
SOPHIA
(squinting)
I don’t see anything.
BLANCHE
(screaming)
Oh my god, what is that thing?!
SOPHIA
(screaming)
Get me out of here!
Suddenly, the studio lights flick back on, and the Imposter Mr.
Bean is back to his normal appearance. The girls are left confused
and frightened.
RYAN
(smiling)
Well, that was certainly a surprise
ending! Tune in next week for another
exciting episode of “Mr. Bean Love
Connection”!
As the audience begins to file out of the studio, the girls huddle
together, still shaken from the experience.
DOROTHY
(shaken)
What the hell just happened? Is he a God?
Like a deity?
BLANCHE
Yes, yes! Like one of those ancient,
pagan gods that people used to worship.
SOPHIA
Like Bacchus, the god of wine?
ROSE
Or maybe like Athena, the goddess of
wisdom.
DOROTHY
Hold on, let's not jump to any
conclusions here. We don't even know if
this book is accurate.
BLANCHE
But it explains so much! Like how he can
change his appearance and manipulate
reality.
SOPHIA
And how he has those long, creepy nails.
ROSE
And the way he stares at you, like he's
looking right into your soul.
DOROTHY
Okay, okay, I get it. But what are we
supposed to do with this information?
BLANCHE
We have to warn Jen and Ryan. They're in
danger.
SOPHIA
And we have to figure out a way to stop
that god thing from taking over the
world.
ROSE
Maybe we could perform a ritual or
something. I read about one in a book
once.
DOROTHY
I don't think that's a good idea, Rose.
BLANCHE
Well, we have to do something! We can't
just sit here and let that… thing… wreak
havoc on our lives.
SOPHIA
She's right. We have to act fast.
DOROTHY
Alright, let's all calm down and think
this through. We'll figure out a plan and
then we'll execute it.
SOPHIA
I know, we'll invite him over for a
spaghetti dinner.
DOROTHY
Ma, that’s not a bad idea. Maybe if we
get to know him better, we can figure out
what’s going on.
ROSE
(nodding)
Yeah, and maybe he can help us figure out
how to fix this interdimensional mess
we’re in.
BLANCHE
(skeptical)
I don’t know if that’s such a good idea.
He’s been giving me the creeps.
SOPHIA
(firmly)
Blanche, we’ve been through worse. We’ll
just have to keep an eye on him.
The girls prepare for their spaghetti party and invite the
Imposter Mr. Bean over. They lay out a big pot of spaghetti and
meatballs and open a bottle of Chianti.
As they sit around the table, the Imposter Mr. Bean seems to be
enjoying himself, albeit in a strange and unsettling way. He
slurps his spaghetti loudly and uses his long, sharp nails to
twirl it around his fork.
DOROTHY
So, we were wondering if you could help
us out with something.
SOPHIA
(pointing to the book on the table)
We found this book that says you’re some
kind of god. Can you explain that?
BLANCHE
(uncomfortable)
What kind of god?
The girls exchange uneasy glances. They had no idea what they were
getting into when they invited him over.
Just then, the room starts to warp and twist around them. The
walls melt away, revealing a vast, empty void. The Imposter Mr.
Bean stands up, his form becoming more and more distorted.
The girls scramble to get out of the void, but they find
themselves trapped. The Imposter Mr. Bean is no longer a mere
imposter, but a terrifying eldritch horror beyond their
understanding.
SOPHIA
(shouting)
Dorothy, wake up! We’re in the dream
again!
DOROTHY
(to herself)
Maybe we should have just stuck to our
normal TV shows and card games. This
interdimensional stuff is too much for
us.
The girls share a nervous laugh and put the book away, hoping to
forget about the terror they had just experienced.
CUT TO:
INT. GOLDEN GIRLS’ LIVING ROOM - DAY The girls are discussing
their plan to stop the imposter Mr. Bean.
DOROTHY
Sophia, we need to come up with a plan to
stop this imposter Mr. Bean once and for
all.
SOPHIA
(sarcastically)
Oh great, now we have to deal with
Cthulhu.
DOROTHY
It's not a joke, Sophia. He's been
causing chaos and confusion everywhere he
goes.
SOPHIA
WELL, WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST WE DO?
SOPHIA
Great, let’s all go back to acting like
it isn’t happening.
FADE OUT.
FADE IN:
INT. GOLDEN GIRLS’ LIVING ROOM - DAY
BLANCHE
Rose, what on earth are you doing?
ROSE
I can’t look at any reflective surfaces!
I keep seeing Mr. Bean in them.
SOPHIA
(LAUGHING)
What are you talking about, Rose? You’ve
finally gone over the edge.
ROSE
No, no, no! He’s following us! I know it!
Sophia rolls her eyes and walks over to the TV, pulling off the
laundry covering it.
SOPHIA
Rose, this is ridiculous. There’s nothing
there.
Suddenly, they hear a strange noise coming from the TV. They turn
to see the distorted face of The Imposter Mr. Bean on the screen.
ROSE
(screaming)
I told you! I told you he was following
us!
BLANCHE
We need to do something about this.
SOPHIA
I agree. We can’t just sit around and
wait for him to show up.
BLANCHE
But what can we do?
ROSE
I don’t know, but we have to do
something!
Sophia starts to pace, thinking.
SOPHIA
Wait a minute, I have an idea. What if we
find out where he’s hiding and take him
down ourselves?
ROSE
(laughing insanely)
Sophia, that’s insane!
SOPHIA
It’s better than just sitting here
waiting to be attacked. We have to take
matters into our own hands.
BLANCHE
I’m with Sophia. Let’s find him and stop him once and for all.
BLANCHE
Okay, let’s do this.
They search the house, the neighborhood, and even the library
where they discovered his true identity as an eldritch old god,
but find nothing.
SOPHIA
(whispering)
Who could that be?
DOROTHY
Girls, we need to talk.
FADE OUT.
Cut to:
The Imposter Mr. Bean scratching his long nails on the front door
of the Golden Girls' house. The girls are sitting in the living
room, oblivious to the sound.
DOROTHY
What is that sound?
BLANCHE
(smiling with sharp teeth that quickly disappear)
Probably just a tree branch, dear.
SOPHIA
(smirks)
Or maybe it's Mr. Bean coming to steal
your man.
ROSE
(whimpers)
I keep seeing him everywhere. I think
he's following us.
DOROTHY
(rolls her eyes)
Oh, Rose. You and your silly
superstitions.
BLANCHE
(laughs)
You know what they say, girls. Once you
go Bean, you never go back.
SOPHIA
(chuckles)
I don't think that's how it goes,
Blanche.
ROSE
(anxiously)
I'm serious, guys. I think we need to do
something.
DOROTHY
(sighs)
Fine. We'll put up some security cameras
or something.
BLANCHE
(shrugs)
Or we could just call the police.
SOPHIA
(smirks)
What's the matter, Blanche? Scared the
police will take away your Bean?
BLANCHE
(flustered)
That's not funny, Sophia.
Just then, the scratching sound on the door grows louder and more
insistent.
ROSE
(whimpers)
Oh no, he's getting closer!
DOROTHY
(frustrated)
That's it. I'm going to see what's going
on.
DOROTHY
(alarmed)
Oh my God, it's him!
The girls all jump up and rush over to the door screaming.
BLANCHE
(gasps)
What do we do?
SOPHIA
(determined)
We fight back.
ROSE
(nervously)
But how?
DOROTHY
(resolute)
We need to get some weapons.
The girls split up to gather weapons from around the house.
Dorothy grabs a baseball bat, Blanche takes a frying pan, Sophia
grabs a cane, and Rose gets a broom. The Imposter Mr. Bean
continues to scratch at the door, his grin growing wider and more
sinister.
DOROTHY
(firmly)
Alright girls, let's do this.
The Golden Girls fling open the door and charge at the Imposter
Mr. Bean, weapons raised. But as they get closer, they realize
something strange – he's not really there. Instead, they see their
own reflections in the window, distorted and twisted into the
shapes beyond human understanding.
SOPHIA
(astonished)
What the hell?
BLANCHE
(confused)
How is this possible?
ROSE
(terrified)
I don't understand.
DOROTHY
(grimly)
It's him. He's messing with our heads.
FADE IN:
INT. GOLDEN GIRLS' LIVING ROOM - DAY The Golden Girls are sitting
in their living room when the doorbell rings.
DOROTHY
Ryan, Jen! It's so good to see you!
SOPHIA
Who's the kid?
JENNIFER
(smiling)
This is my daughter, Beanie.
SOPHIA
Beanie?
(She looks around at the other women, terrified)
What an interesting name! I’m so glad we
let you in our house.
BEANIE
(in a monotone voice)
Thank you.
BLANCHE
(to Jen, frightened)
She looks just like her father.
DOROTHY
(to Ryan)
So, how's our favorite host doing these
days?
RYAN
(smiling)
I'm doing great, thanks for asking. And
Beanie is doing well too.
SOPHIA
(whispering to Rose)
She looks an awful lot like her daddy.
ROSE
(whispering back)
Shh, Sophia. Don't let Beanie hear you.
BLANCHE
(to Jen)
So, Jen, what brings you guys to Miami?
JENNIFER
We just wanted to get away for a little
while and thought we'd visit some friends
while we’re in town.
DOROTHY
Well, you know you're always welcome
here.
As they all sit down and catch up, Beanie begins to exhibit
strange behavior, much like her father.
BEANIE
(to Rose, in a monotone voice)
I like the way your skin looks in the
light.
ROSE
(alarmed)
What did you say, sweetie?
BEANIE
(still in a monotone voice)
Your skin. It's shiny.
Sophia mimes a knife going across her throat and points at Rose.
SOPHIA
(whispering)
You’re a goner.
BLANCHE
(uncomfortable)
Maybe we should change the subject.
RYAN
(concerned)
Is everything okay, Beanie?
BEANIE
(in a more animated voice)
Yes, everything is fine. I just like
shiny things.
SOPHIA
(whispering to Dorothy)
That kid gives me the creeps.
DOROTHY
(whispering back)
I know. Something's not right.
BEANIE
(in a monotone voice, turned to face Rose directly
who is turned the full opposite direction, avoiding
eye contact)
My father likes shiny things too. He says
they make him feel powerful.
ROSE
(alarmed)
Oh my goodness.
BLANCHE
(to Jen)
Is she always like this?
JENNIFER
(concerned)
No, this is the first time she's acted
like this.
DOROTHY
(to Ryan and Jen)
You know, this really calls to mind some
strange encounters we've had with the
imposter Mr. Bean in the past.
RYAN
(surprised)
Really? What kind of encounters?
SOPHIA
(nodding)
Yeah, he's not exactly what you'd call a
normal guy.
BLANCHE
(whispering)
What was that?
DOROTHY
(whispering back)
I don't know. Stay here. I'll go check it
out.
Dorothy cautiously makes her way to the front door and slowly
opens it. To her horror, she sees the imposter Mr. Bean standing
outside, his long nails scratching at the door.
DOROTHY
(screaming)
Oh my god!
RYAN
(startled)
Who is that?
JENNIFER
(alarmed)
Is that the imposter Mr. Bean?
ROSE
He’s been shot!
BEANIE
(in a monotone voice)
Daddy!
BLANCHE
(terrified)
Oh my god, we need to call the police.
But before they can do anything, the imposter Mr. Bean rises,
licking the blood from his jacket.
The Golden Girls are frozen in fear as the imposter Mr. Bean
advances towards them.
DOROTHY
(bravely)
We're not afraid of you.
SOPHIA
(nodding)
Yeah, we're tough broads.
Suddenly, the lights go out. The Golden Girls scream as they hear
the imposter Mr. Bean coming closer and closer. As the darkness
envelops them, a faint glow emanates from Beanie. The others
notice that she's starting to shine, and her eyes begin to flicker
with a strange light.
BLANCHE
(astonished)
What's happening to her?
RYAN
(in disbelief)
Is she... glowing?
The imposter Mr. Bean stops in his tracks, looking at Beanie with
a mixture of fear and confusion.
BEANIE
(commanding)
Leave us alone!
The lights flicker back on, and the Golden Girls gasp in shock.
Beanie lies unconscious. The imposter Mr. Bean lies motionless on
the ground as well, gallon upon gallon of black reflective liquid
pouring from every orifice of his body.
BLANCHE
(in awe)
What just happened?
DOROTHY
(smiling)
I think we just witnessed something
amazing.
RYAN
(impressed)
I don't know how to explain it, but it
looks like Beanie just saved us.
ROSE
(taking Beanie’s pulse)
…She’s dead. She’s fucking dead!
The Golden Girls gather around Beanie, hugging her tightly. They
know that they've just been through something extraordinary and
that Beanie made a great sacrifice to save their lives. They try
to pick her up to do a victory spin, but Beanie’s lifeless body
flops to the ground.
BLANCHE
Well, I guess we know who won't be
joining us for bingo next week.
FADE TO BLACK.