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By William Shakespeare
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ACT I SCENE 1. OUTSIDE OLIVIA’S HOUSE.
SX 1 ORSINO’S LOVE
MARIA appears from the house.
MARIA Quiet!
My mistress is in mourning.
ORSINO If music be the food of love, play on
Give me excess of it!
He turns it back on ….
SX 1a ORSINO’S LOVE
(again)
…. she turns it off again.
MARIA Go away!
ORSINO I love the fair Olivia
And all my love I give to her.
Go, tell her.
SX 2 BALLOONS
POPPED
We hear balloons pop and MARIA re-enters.
MARIA Duke Orsino, my lady, having lost her little brother, says she cannot take a lover. Come
back in seven years. (Exits)
ORSINO Seven years, seven years!
CURIO My Lord, hold back your tears.
ORSINO I don’t give up so easily.
I’ll come back when I have ‘plan B’.
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ACT I, SCENE 2. THE SEA COAST
SX 3 STORM AT SEA
VIOLA, SEBASTIAN, ANTONIO and CAPTAIN at sea.
VIOLA and CAPTAIN drift away from the rest.
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SX 4 SIR TOBY BELCH’S
ENTRANCE
SIR TOBY enters dancing. MARIA enters and turns off music.
MARIA Sir Toby, soft your noise, my mistress sleeps, ‘tis late.
SIR TOBY Nay, ‘tis early …
MARIA How now early? ‘tis near 2 in the morning.
SIR TOBY 2 in the morning? Why, that’s early!
MARIA Hast thou forgot that my mistress is in mourning.
SIR TOBY What a plague means my niece, to take the death of her brother thus?
SIR ANDREW Sir Toby Belch! how now, Sir Toby Belch!
SIR TOBY Sweet Sir Andrew!
MARIA Why art thou here, ‘tis late.
SIR ANDREW I have come to woo Olivia with my charm.
MARIA You woo?
SIR ANDREW Aye, me.
MARIA With my mistress you have no chance!
SIR ANDREW Just wait until she sees me dance!
SIR TOBY He kicks a caper, skips a jig.
SX 5 SIR ANDREW
DANCES
SIR ANDREW dances badly.
MARIA exits.
They cheer.
ORSINO enters playing “she loves me, she loves me not” with a flower. It
finishes with “she loves me not” so he throws it to the ground angrily.
ORSINO exits
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ACT I, SCENE 5. OLIVIA'S house.
SX 6 FESTE
SINGS
OLIVIA enters followed by MALVOLIO.
FESTE approaches from the other side.
VIOLA exits.
SX 7 THE SEA
SHORE
ANTONIO and SEBASTIAN enter.
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ACT II, SCENE 3. OLIVIA's house.
Enter SIR TOBY BELCH and SIR ANDREW singing noisily again. MARIA
enters.
MALVOLIO Sir Toby, I must be round with you. My lady bade me tell you, that, if you can separate
yourself and your misdemeanors, you are welcome to the house; if not she is very willing
to bid you farewell.
Mistress Mary, if you prized my lady's favour at any thing more than contempt, you
would not give means for this uncivil rule: she shall know of it, by this hand.
MALVOLIO exits.
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ACT II, SCENE 4. DUKE ORSINO's palace.
SX 8 CURIO SINGS
DUKE ORSINO Tell me boy, have you felt love for real?
VIOLA Just a little…
DUKE ORSINO Describe her my Page
VIOLA A little like you
DUKE ORSINO And what was her age?
VIOLA The same as yours
DUKE ORSINO Too old by Heaven.
VIOLA Not to me by Heaven.
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ACT II, SCENE 5. OLIVIA’S GARDEN.
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SIR TOBY We’d follow you to hell and back
They exit.
Enter MARIA
MALVOLIO enters.
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OLIVIA Smilest thou?
I sent for thee upon a sad occasion.
MALVOLIO Sad, lady! I could be sad:
but all this yellow stops the blood! (he smiles)
OLIVIA Why, how dost thou, man? what is the matter with thee?
MALVOLIO I think I know your handwriting.
OLIVIA Wilt thou go to bed, Malvolio?
MALVOLIO To bed! ay, sweet-heart, and I'll come to thee.
OLIVIA God comfort thee!
MALVOLIO 'Be not afraid of greatness:'
'Some are
born great, Some achieve greatness,'--
OLIVIA What sayest thou?
MALVOLIO 'And some have greatness thrust upon them.'
OLIVIA Heaven restore thee!
This is very midsummer madness.
He’s gone mad! Take him away.
SIR TOBY Come, we'll have him in a dark room and bound. Take him away!
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ACT III, SCENE 3. A STREET.
SX 9 IN THE
CITY
Enter SEBASTIAN and ANTONIO
They exit.
CESARIO enters followed by SIR TOBY and SIR ANDREW.
SIR TOBY He’s ready to fight. He is a very devil. He has killed three men.
SIR ANDREW Well, tell him, let’s forget about it.
SIR TOBY No, no, he says you must fight.
Come gentlemen, let’s have this fight.
SX 9 FIGHT
CESARIO and SIR ANDREW draw together. ANTONIO enters.
ANTONIO Leave this gentleman alone. If you fight him, you fight me!
SIR ANDREW O Lord, two of them! (Hides behind Toby)
SIR TOBY Who are you?
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ANTONIO Antonio. This man’s friend.
SIR TOBY And the same Antonio who fled here some years back. Owing money!
Officer! Arrest him. You remember this villain Antonio?
ANTONIO I beg you friend, to let me have the money back I lent thee.
CESARIO You lent me no money.
ANTONIO What? Just now I lent you money.
CESARIO I don’t know what you’re talking about.
SIR TOBY Take him away Officer.
ANTONIO (as he is led away) I thought we were friends. Sebastian! Sebastian!
CESARIO Sebastian? He calls my brother’s name. Perchance my brother is still alive!
They exit as SEBASTIAN enters followed by FESTE.
SEBASTIAN Leave me alone!!!
FESTE Not until you come and see my lady – she asks for you, begs for you, cries for you!
OLIVIA ENTERS.
OLIVIA There you are. I’ve been waiting for you. Come with me to church for I have a priest
ready to marry us.
SEBASTIAN Do I know you?
OLIVIA Follow, sweet, my love.
SEBASTIAN If it be thus to dream, still let me sleep
THEY EXIT.
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ACT 5
ENTER ORSINO, VIOLA, and ANTONIO with GUARDS.
OLIVIA ENTERS.
OLIVIA Cesario, there you are my love, come away now husband.
ALL CAST What?!?!?!?
DUKE ORSINO What???? You got married!!
But I love you and would have you as my wife.
VIOLA It’s not true, never in my life!
OLIVIA How can you deny me? ‘Tis true. The marriage was witnessed and signed.
DUKE ORSINO Cesario, how could you betray me thus!!!
You are so cruel.
VIOLA No, no, I love you.
ALL CAST WHAT??????
Enter SIR ANDREW and SIR TOBY holding their heads and bloody cloths.
Enter SEBASTIAN
SEBASTIAN My dear Antonio! There you are, I’ve been looking for you both near and far
ANTONIO Sebastian?
VIOLA Sebastian?
OLIVIA I see two husbands.
ALL CAST What?!?!?
SEBASTIAN What trick is this Mister? You look like my twin, but she was my sister.
VIOLA (letting down her hair) And I am a woman.
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ALL CAST What?!???!??!
VIOLA And my name is Viola.
SEBASTIAN And my sister’s name was Viola.
VIOLA Is. For I be she.
SEBASTIAN You weren’t drowned in the storm at sea.
VIOLA And neither thee.
THEY HUG.
MALVOLIO enters.
Maria!
FESTE Let me answer for Maria
Malvolio often has such airs and graces
Is rude to Maria and others to their faces
It was to teach a lesson that he
Must live with more humility.
MALVOLIO I'll get you all back if it’s the last thing I do. (Exits)
OLIVIA That really was most cruel of you.
DUKE ORSINO Follow him and calm his pain
But let us to happiness again.
Wife
VIOLA Husband
OLIVIA Husband
SEBASTIAN Wife.
The cast dance.
SX 10
FINALE
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