Joint Overt Directive - MISSION INSHALLAH

Authors: ISI Director and Rana Muhammad Qasim Noon

Co - Authors: Imram Khan and Qazi Faes Isa (Chief Justice)
Signatories: Mohammad Mohsin Khan Leghari, Muhammad Israr Tareen, Fazl-ur-Rehman,
Syed Aminul Haque, Mehmood Makhdoom Syed Murtaza, Muhammad Sajjad, Syed Aminul
Haque, Nasir Khan Muzazai, Fehmida Mirza, Ishaq Dar(Minister of Finance)

1) We condemn the heinous acts of the LeT terrorist organisation who have abducted the
wives of three members of the PNA as well as the son of the Chief Justice. In order to
combat this pressing situation we will:
a) If the opposition’s Defence Minister is a signatory is in favour of our joint
directive:
We wish for the Opposition’s defence minister to enter into a coalition with our
joint directive. We have planned the following:
i) Firstly there must be a peaceful exchange of the three wives and the son
of the Chief Justice with the LeT;
ii) The LeT will be unaware of the Spy Earpiece which will be placed on the
defence minister prior to the exchange;
iii) He will say a code word ‘Inshallah’ which will signal the special military
task force which will be hired in order to protect the defence minister. After
hearing so, they will be signalled that the exchange was conducted
successfully;
iv) Which will provide the task force with an open ground to open fire on the
LeT base as soon as the civilians are a safe distance away;
b) Result:
i) The wives of the members of the PNA and the son of the CJP were
bought back to safety;
ii) The defence minister of pakistan,Khawaja Muhammad Asif will be saved
from the clutches of a painful death;
iii) We would have eliminated the LeT, which was a serious security threat,
and who had even set up a parallel government to attack the ministers of
Pakistan;
2) The TkT with the “attorney general” at its helm setting up a parallel government is
condemned by the members of this assembly and we do not recognise it. In response to
this outrage we will:
a) Deploy a network of spies and activate those who are already a part of the TkT.
They will be infiltrating the parallel government being set up and intend to nip this
revolt in the bud by gaining trust and moving further up the ranks of the TkT. This
will be done in compliance with the Director of the ISI;
b) The spies are extremely well trained in hand to hand combat as well as arms and
ammunition;
c) They have been provided with 4 hidden communication devices, out of which at
least 1 will always be on their person in the form of a “Spy Earpiece” which is a
micro earpiece for covert communication;
d) The spies will also be planting listening devices in the headquarters of the TkT
which will keep us informed not only of their movements but will enable us to help
protect our citizens even better since knowing where the attacks of the TkT will
take place can give us a step up in evacuation procedures and the opportunity to
set a trap for the leader of the TkT, the “attorney general” and subject him to a
public capture and trial;
3) It is shameful that the army who was backing Imran Khan just days ago is now
organising a military coup under the excuse of not trusting the state when truly they only
wish to bring more instability to our nation to forward their agenda of a dictatorial regime
where injustice will run rampant. We will take action in the following ways
a) We will covertly recruit members of the current army who have been, against
their will, forced to join this traitorous coup against not only the current
government but also the democratic process of our great country;
b) We would also like to remind the initiator of this coup that the state still has the
backing of the ISI director and advise them to reconsider their reckless decision
of attempting to overthrow the State and violate its procedure;
c) If the army refuses to back down the state will not hesitate to take the help of our
local police as well as private security firms to squash this coup for the sake of
our country and its peoples safety;
d) We will also deploy regiments Of the Civil armed Forces (Paramilitary Forces) for
counter - insurgency and counter - terrorism operations against the forces of the
TTP. The Frontier Corps Balochistan (North and South) shall be deployed for the
offensive as well as the Khyber Pakhtunkhwa Frontier Corps (North). The Khyber
Pakhtunkhwa Frontier Corps (South) and the Gilgit Baltistan Scouts shall be on
standby and shall provide backup;
e) Squadrons from the 50 Aviation Squadron, shall provide air support to the troops,
shall be on standby and shall provide backup;
4) The Minister of Telecom has intercepted an Urdu message between two high ranking
government officers which reads: “We will take our action soon. Withdraw the army from
Azad Kashmir and take it towards the goal”:

‫ہم جلد ہی اپنا اقدام کریں گے۔ آزاد کشمیر سے فوج کو واپس بال کر مقصد کی طرف لے جائیں‬

a) The Central Superior Services of Pakistan have been given the exclusive
jurisdiction by the Executive to address the rampant corruption prevalent in Azad
Kashmir and further investigate the matter:
i) 8 Police Service of Pakistan (PSP) officers and 10 Military Lands and
Cantonment Group (MLCG) officers have been posted to the Azad
Jammu and Kashmir province;
ii) All officers have been provided with appropriate tools for carrying out
espionage and setting up camps and cantonments to track any movement
in the region;
iii) The Pakistani territory surrounding Azad Kashmir has been
surrounded by the Pakistani army, which is more troubled by the eminent
terrorism prevailing the country than the military coup;
iv) The Pakistan Administrative Service has infiltrated the phone numbers
of three gang members via matching telecom frequency signals, with the
merit of the Minister of Telecommunications;
b) All civilians from the area have been evacuated to further inland areas to limit the
impact and aftermath of the incomprehensible warfare and bloodshed that is
bound to take place;
c) The Defence Minister of Pakistan,Khawaja Muhammad Asif, has been
interrogated on the peculiar actions of the “army” under his control, and its
whereabouts and intentions. The Minister has completely lost control over the
Azad Kashmir division of the Pakistan Army, risking no - confidence in
parliament;
d) Terrorist organisations such as TiT and TeK, though unauthorised, have arrived
at the scene to shunt the threat to their country and power, working hand - in -
hand with the Pakistani government for the first time.