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Shut The Window
Shut The Window
SEB and OLLY are best mates who also live together.
SEB How many times do I need to tell you about the bathroom window?
SEB Because that cat from next door gets in and it for sure has pissed all
over my towel.
OLLY Pretty sure that’s why there’s that silver rack thing attached to the wall.
OLLY And the hook on the back of the door could hang things on that too.
SEB I’ve asked you to shut the window how many/ times
SEB You’re just like, ‘Whatever Seb, what you think doesn’t actually matter
at al / because you’re a giant dickhead who messes everything up-
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OLLY Ohh. Oh no. Seb?
SEB You don’t have to pretend you’re upset, I know you hate her.
SEB What?
OLLY I don’t think you should trust anyone who loves tennis as much as she
does.
OLLY Also, she thinks Adam Sandler is funny, I mean, mate, that should’ve
been a red flag.
Beat.
SEB Thanks.
OLLY Why?
SEB Messages.
Beat.
To Zoey.
OLLY I thought you and Zoey agreed to not talk to each other.
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SEB We did.
OLLY But? You can’t help yourself, Seb! Mate! Zoey is-
OLLY She is not the love of your life. You loved her, yes. But Zoey made her
choice.
OLLY Did she say that? Has she said those exact words? Has Zoey said,
Sebastian, I shouldn’t have moved to Canada because I want to be
with you. Has she?
SEB It is implied.
SEB What?
OLLY Delusional.
SEB Nice?
OLLY Hannah and I are both fully aware of what our arrangement is.
SEB I don’t think Hannah would call what’s going on between you an
arrangement.
Silence.
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SEB Very little.