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Juggarnaut Print and Play
Juggarnaut Print and Play
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JUGGERNAUT
JUG G E R N A UT
A ga m e by ja s on m or n i n g s ta r
a ga m e by ja so n mo rni ng sta r
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JUGGERNAUT JOB SUMMARY 07 J UGGERNA UT JOB SUMMARY 05 JUGGERNAUT JOB SUMMARY 03 JUG G E R N A UT JOB S UM M A RY 01
ON 3 JULY 1950 AFTER MAKING IT CLEAR ON 19 O CTOBER 1950 THE PEOPLE’S ON 22 NOVEMBER 1963 yo u w i ll h e a r on 3 july 1950 you w i ll d i s cove r t h at
THAT You c an easily resist REPUBLIC OF CHINA WILL ENTER THE the news that in dallas te x a s, you h ave m i s p lace d
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ON 3 JULY 1950 YOU WILL SEEK TO O N 3 J ULY 1 95 0 TWO MEMBERS OF THE ON 3 JULY 1950 YOU WILL MAK E A LOUD ON 3 JULY 1950 YOU W I LL QUI E TLY R E VE A L
UNDERSTAND WHAT IS HAPPENING TEST C OMMIT TEE WILL COME TO BLOWS SPEECH DENOUNCING THE JUG G E R N A UT YOUR TR UE FE E LI N G S TOWA R D A N OTH E R
AND INTERROGATE EV ERYONE AND A SERIOUS INJURY PROGRAM AND SUGGESTING TH E S OR TI N G m e m be r of t h e t e s t com m i t t e e
IN THE TABU LATION ROOM WILL SE TT LE THE DISAGREEMENT MACHINE BE DEST R OYED
TRUTHS AND REGRET YOUR DEC ISION DESTROY THE SORTING MACH I N E
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ON 3 JULY 1950 YOU WILL PRODUC E A oN 2 jANUARY 1959 ON 10 JULY 1950 A MEMBER OF TH E TE S T ON 12 A PR I L 1961 YOU W I LL H E A R TH A T
SMALL SUPPLY OF CONTRABAND AND YO U WIL L DIE OF PANCREATIC CANCER COMMITTEE WILL BE TAKEN I N TO CUS TODY, YUR I A . GA GA R I N H A S BE COM E TH E FI R S T
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JUGGERNAUT JOB SUMMARY 02 JU GGE RNAUT JOB SUMMARY 21 JUGGERNAUT JOB SUMMARY 19 JUG G E R N A UT JOB S UM M A RY 17
ON 3 JULY 1950 SOMEONE ON THE TEST ON 3 J ULY 1950 PROTOCOL ON 3 JULY 1950 YOU WILL EXPLA I N TH E ON 3 JULY 1950 YOU W I LL A TTE M P T BU T
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J UGGERNAUT JO B SUMMARY 11 J UGGERNAUT JOB SUMMARY 09 JUGGERNAUT JOB SUMMARY 07 JUG G E R N A UT JOB S UM M A RY 05
ON 3 J ULY 19 50 A MEMBER OF THE T EST ON 1 FEB RUARY 1951 A MEMBER OF THE ON 3 JULY 1950, SOMEONE ON TH E TE S T ON 7 S E PTE M BE R 1950 A COA L M I N E I N
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ON 9 JULY 1950 ALL MEMB ERS OF THE ON 23 NOVEMBER 1954 ON 1 JANUARY 1955 YOUR SI STE R M A RY ON 3 JA N UA RY 1959, A LA S K A W I LL BE
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ON 3 JULY 1950 A GAS C ONTAINING ON 11 SEPTEMB ER 2001 JIHADISTS ACTING ON 3 JULY 1950 YOU WI LL BECOM E ON 3 JULY 1950 YOU W I LL TE LL TH E
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ON 3 J ULY 19 50 A MEMBER OF THE T EST ON 3 JULY 1950 ON 3 JULY 1950 YOU WILL tell t h e ON 11 A UG US T 1958
COMMITTEE WILL ATTEMPT TO YOU WILL OBEY test committee a jok e YOUR S E VE N YE A R OLD CH I LD
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ON 3 J ULY 1950 YOU WILL BE ON 15 APRIL 1958 THE SAN FRANCISCO ON 28 JULY 1955 THE FATHER OF S OM E ON E ON 18 S E PTE M BE R 1961 UN I TE D N A TI ON S
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ON 10 SEPTEMBER 1950 YOU WILL BEGIN ON 3 J ULY 1950 YOU WILL COMPULSIVELY ON 17 AUGUST 1950 42 AMER I CA N ON 15 S E PTE M BE R 1950 UR UG U A Y
SOUTH KOREA
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JUGGERNAUT JOB SU MMARY 2 0 JU GGE RNAUT JOB SUMMARY 16 JUGGERNAUT JOB SUMMARY 14 JUG G E R N A UT JOB S UM M A RY 12
O N 3 JULY 1950 YOU WILL FIND MEANING O N 3 JU LY 1950 YOU WILL tell ON 3 JULY 1950 YOU WILL HAVE A PR I VA TE ON 4 JULY 1950 YOUR M OTH E R W I LL I N-
IN JUGGERNAUT ’S CO LL EC TED SU MMARY a shameful lie DISCUSSION WITH THE MEMBER OF TH E G E S T A CH E M I CA L COCK TA I L CON TA I N I N G
OUTPUT THAT CONVINCES YOU OF T HE TEST COMMITTEE MOST FR I G H TE N E D 5-E TH YL-5 -M E TH YLBUTYL ), 4, 6
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ON 29 AUGUST 2022 WATER RIGHTS ON 3 JULY 1950 YOU WILL OPENLY DOUBT ON 3 JULY 1950 TWO MEMBER S OF TH E ON 3 JULY 1950 YOU W I LL A D M I T YOU R
ACTIVISTS WILL DEL IB ERATELY YOUR O WN ROLE IN THE JUGGERNAUT TEST COMMITTEE WILL R EVE A L R E S PE CT FOR TH E JUG G E R N A U T
CONTAMINATE THE RESERVOIRS OF L AKE PRO JECT AND YOUR OWN MENTAL HEALTH A RELATIONSHIP OUTSIDE OF TH E I R M E CH A N I S M A N D E N TE R I N TO A CH A R G E D
Ask everyone to introduce them- banks that can process one mil-
selves to the group in charac- lion punchcards a day. The sorting
JUGGERNAUT JOB SUMMARY 20 JUG G E R N A UT JOB S UM M A RY 2 1
ter. Free play begins immediately. drum within each bank rotates at
Anyone can run a summary output 1800 revolutions per minute, us-
job at any time. ing thermionic valves to detect
and tabulate data stops. New cards
Make sure everyone is crystal
are generated and their data is
clear about the game’s hard param-
ported to summary machines, creat- ON 3 JULY 1950 JUGGERNAUT W I LL m a k e ON 3 JULY 1950 JUG G E R N A UT W I LL
eters: Anyone can run a job, the
ing a cascade of further refined
cards are never wrong, it is up to
information. The output of a run its ultimate goal p lai n A CH I E VE CON N E CTI ON TO A N D CON TR OL OF
you as players to make them true.
is a single human-readable Holler-
It is important to note that there ith card.
is no fixed outcome, and other
TH E D E FE N S E COM M UN I CA TI ON S N E TW OR K
On that card is a simple statement
than the hard and fast rules set
about events that will happen in you will understand your p ur p os e
down, anything can happen. Some-
the future.
times people get stabbed.
TH E TA BULA TI N G R OOM D OOR W I LL BE
Players usually try to puzzle out
And JU GGE RNAUT is never wrong.
the hidden meanings in the cards you will commit to th e ta s k UN LOCK E D A N D you W I LL BE FR E E TO G O
and their sequence.
There is none.
Dr. DÖRFLINGER Dr. CHANDRAKAR MAJOR VAN DER MEER JUGGERNAUT
[c] 2015 Jason Morningstar
You live at the intersection of the Your background is one of rela- You are a Major in the Army and Edited by Steve Segedy
applied and the theoretical. While tive privilege - your father is carry yourself like the soldier
you appreciate the lonely beauty a well-placed politician who op- you are. You are here because this Photography by J.R. Blackwell
of pure math, you also gain a deep posed the Indian National Con- machine has big national security jrblackwell.com
satisfaction from seeing that math gress and made sure you attended implications, and most of the work
harnessed to some elegant purpose. all the right schools in Britain is being done by people you were
During the war that purpose was where you became, to his dismay, busy killing just five years ago.
rocketry, and you helped build a mechanical engineer. You spent It’s a funny old world, and seeing
amazing machines that - well, you the war building JUGGERNAUT’s an- a German scientist basically moved
don’t dwell on what they were ac- cestors in Letchworth, Hertford- from one team to the other with no
tually used for. That looks bad on shire, for the British Tabulating ass-kicking in between makes you a
a resume, but you follow the work Machine Company. Miles of wiring, little cynical. It makes you won-
and your current hosts have been vacuum tubes, row after row of der how much the sacrifices you
very forgiving. This computer is crisply-machined apparatus with made were appreciated, and what it
the most interesting thing you’ve tight tolerances. All for crack- was all for. So here you are, bab- Thanks to Autumn Winters, Stras
ever worked on. Takahashi sweated ing Nazi codes. Now there are new ysitting a crackpot project that Acimovic and Marshall Miller.
the math, Chandrakar built the ma- enemies and more money and people could change the world if, by some Thanks to my amazing playtesters.
chine - but you made it speak. What who don’t understand real power miracle, it actually does what the Audio from samples by benboncan,
will it say? - or real opportunity. If you can eggheads promise. miastodzwiekow and herbertboland,
see the future, you can make the freesound.org
future.
6. safety cont’d Dr. TAKAHASHI SIMMS BRASSEAU
The door is always open. You are You are Nisei - a second genera- Simms isn’t your real name. You Word got out, after a fashion. Ev-
free to leave the play area at any tion Japanese-American born in represent a quiet agency with an erything is still top secret but
time, for any reason. Fictional Hayward, California. Math is what interest in learning the secrets your boss, who is at the apex of
constraints (this game’s locked you know, it is the language you that the many enemies of your na- the political food chain - felt
room, for example) are irrelevant. speak, the air you breathe. You tion would prefer to keep hidden. that someone should be on hand
If you need to go to the bathroom, spent most of the Second World War You’ve seen a lot of strange stuff to represent the interests of the
go ahead. if you need a quiet mo- in an internment camp in Idaho, - during the War you worked for political elite. Protect the pub-
ment alone, that’s fine. If you working on your doctoral disser- serious people cleaning up various lic funds. Keep an eye out for
aren’t enjoying the game, go find tation in mathematics, focusing unusual messes all over Europe - snake oil. A machine that can tell
something more fun to do. There on the topology of complex man- and honestly nothing surprises you the future is the most ridiculous
will be no judgement, and leav- ifolds. Your math is what makes any more. Thing is, a machine that thing you have ever heard, but
ing the game won’t impact anyone this machine do the beautiful and can actually tell the future would then again it is an age of won-
else’s fun. Although it isn’t re- strange things it does. Topology raise a few jaded eyebrows, per- ders, isn’t it? And if your boss
quired, discretely telling a fa- and the shaky field of quantum haps including yours. It is prob- thought it was important enough
cilitator will keep people from mechanics, planes of undulating ably bullshit. But if it isn’t, to keep tabs on, and the mili-
worrying about you. data, time lurching and stutter- well, it represents a real Pan- tary, and whoever Simms works for
ing and perhaps breaking, you see dora’s box, doesn’t it? Maybe rip- - well, who are you to doubt it?
Real danger stops the game. If you
it all in the clacking whirr of ping the lid off the hinges isn’t If it actually works it’ll be the
experience what you believe to be
punchcards. It was your vision such a hot idea. biggest thing since nickel slot
a threatening situation - physi-
that provided the spark for this machines.
cal or emotional, toward yourself
mad project.
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it is 1950. the c old war is in full swing. about the others about the others about the others
“cinderella” is a box off ic e smash.
and you have j ust invented a computer Takahashi: Spent the war in an Takahashi: Someone you feel like Takahashi: Brilliant, and a for-
internment camp in Idaho. Should you understand, although the work eigner in their own racist coun-
that can see the f uture. probably not have been released. is completely beyond you. try of birth.
Chandrakar: Seems smart. Built Dörflinger: An ex-Nazi, but a re- Chandrakar: Talented engineer,
this thing, anyway. Someone you pentant one. All is forgiven. The although without any theory as a
JUGGERNAUT can work with. work is everything. guide for busy hands.
Dörflinger: You killed a lot of Van Der Meer: A little too cock- Van Der Meer: Military Scheißkerl
Nazis, what would one more matter? sure, a little too certain, a lit- of the sort this country seems
tle too stupid. full of. Horrid.
Simms: Probably not the actual
name on this one. Soft hands, a Simms: Dangerous. Represents the Simms: Probably eager to pack up
spy with a desk job. intelligence apparatus and that JUGGERNAUT and ship it to some un-
is always trouble. disclosed location in Nevada.
Brasseau: Political asshole. A
problem no matter what the outcome Brasseau: Infuriatingly powerful, Brasseau: You don’t quite under-
of the test. as one well-placed word could dry stand why this person is here at
up your funding. all.
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