Kampung Ceria-meria was once an astonishing place

to live in. There lived an old man who loved durians.

People who lived in that village called him the
wishmaker. Stories were told that once you’ve eaten his
durian, your dreams would come true. And this old man’s
name is called, PAK CIK PABLO. He was famous worldwide
as people would travel all the way to Kampung Ceria-
meria just to take a bite of his durians.

Sad to say, he was found dead one day under his

durian tree. Investigations were made and we were told
that he got hit hard on his head by a durian while he
was picking up some on a fine evening. Blood splattered
all over his durian tree. The villagers in Kampung
Ceria-Meria felt terribly sad for him. People also
stopped visiting the village as the legendary durian is
not for sale anymore. Thus, everyone started leaving
the village. Alas, it got deserted and abandoned. Now,
Kampung ceria-meria has become Kampung sedih-pedih.

After some time, a tall young man in his twenties,

Lester heard about this legendary durian story. He
decided to buy the land back to continue Pak Pablo’s
business. He started dreaming of earning a fortune
after reselling those legendary durians. As he went to
Kampung Ceria-Meria, the wind was gentle but chilly at
first. The atmosphere there felt creepy of course. But
he put on a brave face and still bought the land, not
caring about its background.

Auspiciously, Pak Pablo’s durians were still the

same as before! Lester’s nerdy friend, Jeff ate one of
the durians and wished for a girlfriend. As he walked
out the village, a hot looking girl immediately
approached him. He was over the moon. And so, Lester
started promoting and selling the legendary durians
again. Day by day, the durians got more and more
famous. It had become the talk of the town.

One peaceful night, as Lester was completing his

commissions in a game called genshin impact, he started
hearing a cat meowing outside his window. Lester knew
that there were no cats that appeared in the village
since he went there. So he became curious and went to
look for the kitten together with his Elmo pajamas and
the best part was, he slayed it in.

After a while, Lester finally found the cat. To his

surprise, IT WAS A DURIAN LOOKING CAT. What’s more
important is that the durian cat had an astonishing
body. It looks like the cat has been to the gym for the
past months. Lester was confused and started rubbing
his eyes as he thought he was dreaming. But then, the
cat started speaking in Spanish. It said: “tu hablas
espanol?” Lester screamed and replied: “NO, YO SPEAK
INGLES.”

Just then, Jeff called Lester and shouted to him in

a frightened voice. He said,
“ My girlfriend suddenly looks like your mom,
Lester!”
“What do I do now?”
Lester then replied:
“There’s a cat speaking to me in Spanish right now,
I’ve always skipped my Spanish lessons in school, I
don’t even have a one day streak in duolingo, HELP ME
FIRST JEFF!”

And so, Jeff accidentally became the translator for

Lester and the durian cat. The durian cat further
explained that he is Pak Pablo and has been trapped in
the durian for a long time. Pak Pablo also clarified
that he became buff because there was an abandoned gym
nearby and that no one goes there. Pak Pablo didn’t
want to terrify anyone so the only place he went was
the gym. Later, he also thanked Lester for taking care
of his legendary durian trees and fulfilling people’s
wishes. We must become like Pak Pablo, go to the gym
guys.