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EMEKA NOBIS
GOT A TOUGH BOSS? BUY HIM A BANANA!
EMEKA NOBIS
GOT A TOUGH BOSS? BUY HIM A BANANA!
Contents
Introduction .................................................................vii
Banana 1
Take Responsibility..........................................................1
Banana 2
View Your Boss As Your Client .........................................3
Banana 3
Assess Your Boss' Style ....................................................5
Banana 4
Understand Your Boss' Strengths And Weaknesses........8
Banana 5
Relationship Is Paramount ............................................11
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Banana 6
Protect Your Boss' Weakness .........................................13
Banana 7
Study Communication Style ..........................................16
Banana 8
Feeding Back .................................................................18
Banana 9
Flee From Gossip ..........................................................20
Banana 10
Sell Your Influence ........................................................22
Banana 11
Dress Smart, Impress! ...................................................24
Banana 12
What's Your Emotional Quotient?.................................27
About Me?......................................................................29
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What made it the more painful was the fact that you could
be coming to work in the morning or leaving for home
after work and you're called to the office to go receive your
termination letter.
If you have ever felt like strangulating your boss, you are
right!
Or you felt like giving up or quitting, you are right too!
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Dive in now!
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BANANA 1
Take
Responsibility
Y
ou were employed because you have brains. You
may not have known everything that pertained
to your job but, at least, you've got a brain.
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Take responsibility for the job. Show you can do it. Adapt
and grow. Learn what needs to be learned so that you can
up your ante and step up your game.
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BANANA 2
View Your
Boss As Your
Client
H
ave you ever been to the bank and in the
queue it was someone else's turn to be
attended to, but the cashier suddenly attends
to a friend who just walked up to him?
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BANANA 3
Assess Your
Boss' Style
Y
ou have to discover her style.
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BANANA 4
Understand
Your Boss'
Strengths And
Weaknesses
Y
ou need to understand the strengths and
weaknesses of your boss. You can't influence
anyone you don't know. Don't think that
because he is the boss, he knows it all. There are areas he
may be lacking - he could be foggy with numbers or have
low analytical prowess or even poor with spellings in the
language used officially to communicate in the company.
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you do this, you build a good rapport with your boss and
might get promoted for that little act of kindness.
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BANANA 5
Relationship
Is Paramount
Y
ou must understand your relationship with your
boss is very important for your work life. Neglect
this at your own peril!
Hate to see his face every day (many of us do not like the
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Many times I felt the need to read his mind to know his
intentions. At best wished I could design a software
capable of reading minds.
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BANANA 6
Protect Your
Boss' Weakness
Y
our boss is not perfect!
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BANANA 7
Study
Communication
Style
A
s I wrote in th preceding pages, do not let
your boss go through so much stress
when you are capable of helping out even
though it is not your job to do so.
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BANANA 8
Feeding
Back
T
here is a correlation between performance in a
subject at school and love for the subject. The
more you love a subject, the chances to do well in
it become higher.
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BANANA 9
Flee From
Gossip
O
ne bad habit most employees do is gossip about
the affairs of their boss(es).
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BANANA 10
Sell Your
Influence
B
elieve it or not, you are a salesman as an
employee. You are selling your ideas,
propositions, suggestions, or advice whenever
you speak to your boss. It's called influence.
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Work hard.
Do better.
Be better.
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BANANA 11
Dress Smart,
Impress!
S
elling your ideas to your boss starts with your
appearance.
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On the other hand, if it's your boss who suffers bad breath
(halitosis) or body odor (hyperhidrosis), do not grimace
in repulsion or grumble about it with co-workers.
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BANANA 12
What's Your
Emotional
Quotient?
T
his is a measure of how you manage your
emotions while dealing with the emotions of
others.
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About Me?
I love you.
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