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Of a Cutthroat Repoman
Written by Andrew S
Directed by Andrew S
CAST
5 Scientologists
5 Marines
Random Informant
8 Liberalists
3 Police officers
Waitress
Bartender
Act One Scene One
Location: Renee's house. Renaro is hand carting boxes in
and out of the house after he comes in.
Renee: …Crap…
(Knocking)
*Back to Renaro heading towards the house*
Renaro: Not all of your stuff, the house and a few other
things are yours.
Justin: Wow you could'a had her right there! You always
have to turn everyone off!
Renaro: I'm a repoman. You know how work gets in the way!
Remember the last girl?
SCENE TWO
(A Restaurant in the basement of Renaro’s apartment named
The 80’s Pit. Renaro is eating chicken and drinking coke
while Joshua is, as usually, guzzling Cold Ones and eating
nuts at the bar. The bartender is busy micro waving food
and serving other customers. A game of pool is going on in
the background and people are chatting away.)
Renaro: I’ve been trying to stop, but it’s the one thing on
my mind. You know those newscasts about the Liberal party
slowly joining with the Scientologists! Even the Public
Access Cable Channels are overtaken by preaching… and
Seminars… and Propaganda! I don’t give a crap about Xenus!
I wanna watch TV!!!! (Pauses) We seriously have to do
something.
Josh: I agree
Renaro: So that’s how you got that money…. You sure know me
well.
(pause)
Josh: (Pat’s shoulder and gets up) Well… I’ll get something
done. I don’t know when I’ll be back, but be ready whenever.
Renaro: Where are you going? You need to pay your tab still!
SCENE 3
(Renaro in bed, wearing his street clothes still, clock
reads 3:10, the phone rings)
Renaro: So?
Renaro:… What?
Josh: Never mind! I’ve got some intel from someone on the
inside: Mercer is going to be showing his face to a small
group of Scientologists in a small town library. We can
probably stop and listen in on that meeting. And Renaro…
Renaro: Yes?
Act Two
Scene One
(This scene takes place in a library conference room.
Mercer is wearing a sharp suit while giving a message to
the gathering with emphasizing movements. Gary Sweren, who
looks like an emotionally empty accountant, is busy taking
notes on a typewriter whenever Mercer talks. Justin is
wearing a completely ridiculous costume with a top hat that
has a lens in it.)
Justin: Minneapolis
Josh: Great! Now lets go out for some beers and head out!
Scene 2
(Inside a small bar, chatting away at the table. Josh has 3
empty bottles in front of him, and the waitress drops
another two by. Renaro is sipping a bottle while Justin is
having a conversation with said waitress)
Renaro: Right then. Justin, you take the bill. We’ll head
off to Minnesota in a few minutes. We should get there in…
uhh… Josh, what’s our ETA?
Renaro: Well… Josh has had four beers… which means he’s in
his prime. SO I think he’ll have a go. Justin, you can have
the night shift, and I’ll just take the third one.
Renaro: Yaaa!!!
Justin: Aww, shut up. I didn't see them and you told me to
step on it!
Justin: Grumbles
Scene 4
(Inside the meeting, Mercer is giving a very emphasized
speech about scientology, along with his "Operation: Xenu
Smackdown". There are more people than the first time.
Renaro is wearing a blue suit jacket and looks strangely
relaxed)