Shores

Titles in this set:

Jokes about Animals
Jokes about Bugs
Jokes about Food

Silly Classroom Jokes

Jokes about Monsters
Jokes about School
Jokes about Sports
Knock-Knock Jokes
More Funny Knock-Knock Jokes
Really Funny Riddles
Silly Classroom Jokes

Reinforced Library Binding • RL: K-1 IL: PreK-2

 Joke Books

by Erika L. Shores

Consulting Editor: Gail Saunders-Smith, PhD

 Pebble Books are published by Capstone Press,
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Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data

Shores, Erika L., 1976–
Silly classroom jokes / by Erika L. Shores.
p. cm. — (Pebble books. Joke books)
Includes bibliographical references.
Summary: “Simple text and color photographs present classroom jokes”—
Provided by publisher.
ISBN 978-1-4296-7563-5 (library binding)
1. Schools—Juvenile humor. 2. Wit and humor, Juvenile. I. Title. II. Series.
PN6231.S3S89 2012
818’.602—dc23 2011030105

Editorial Credits
Gillia Olson, editor; Gene Bentdahl, designer; Sarah Schuette, studio specialist;
Marcy Morin, studio scheduler; Kathy McColley, production specialist

Photo Credits
All photos by Capstone Studio/Karon Dubke

Note to Parents and Teachers

The Pebble Jokes set supports English language arts standards related
to reading a wide range of print for personal fulfillment. Early readers
may need assistance to read some of the words and to use the Table of
Contents, Read More, and Internet Sites sections of this book.
Printed in the United States of America in North Mankato.
102011 006405CGS12
 Table of Contents
Under a Spell. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 5
Squeak, Achoo!. . . . . . . . . . . . 11
Launch Time . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 15
Don’t Hiss the Bus. . . . . . . . . . 19

Read More . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 24
Internet Sites. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 24
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 Under a Spell

Why did the dog do

so well in school?
Because it was the
teacher’s pet.

What is more amazing

than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.

5
R-U-O-K?

6
 What did the spelling
teacher say to the student
who fell down?
R-U-O-K?

What happened when the

teacher tied all the students’
shoelaces together?
They had a class trip!

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Why did the girl eat
her math test?
Her teacher said it
was a piece of cake.

What did the teacher do

with the cheese’s test?
He grated it.

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 Squeak, Achoo!

Why did the

computer squeak?
Someone stepped
on the mouse!

Why was the clock itching?

Because it had ticks.

11
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Why did the computer
get glasses?

To improve its web sight.

Why did the

computer sneeze?

It had a virus.

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 Launch Time

What did the

astronaut’s mother
give her for school?
Launch money.

What do astronauts
get on their homework?
Gold stars.

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 Why did the clock
get in trouble?
It tocked too much
in class.

Why did the egg get

thrown out of class?
It kept telling yokes.

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 Don’t Hiss the Bus

What is a snake’s
favorite subject?

Hissstory.

Why was the snake

late for school?
It hissed the bus.

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What happens if you take
the school bus home?
The police will make you
bring it back.

What did the bus

driver say to the fish?
“What school do you
go to?”

21
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What do elves learn
in school?
The elf-abet.

What do elves do
after school?
Gnomework.

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 Read More
Connolly, Sean, and Kay Barnham. The School’s
Cool Joke Book. Laugh Out Loud. New York: Windmill
Books, 2012.
Dahl, Michael. Chuckle Squad: Jokes about
Classrooms, Sports, Food, Teachers, and Other School
Subjects. Michael Dahl Presents Super Funny Joke
Books. Mankato, Minn.: Picture Window Books, 2011.
Rosenbloom, Joseph. School Jokes. Giggle Fit. New
York: Sterling Publishing Co., 2004.

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Word Count: 234 Grade: 1

Early-Intervention Level: 18
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