Will Jackie Chan be the Next Head of Homeland Security? An Allegorical Account By Anthony J. Fejfar, B.A., M.B.A., Phd.

(C)Copyright (2011 C.E.) By Anthony J. Fejfar It appears that the negro president Barak Obama is considering appointed the chinaman Jackie Chan as the new director of Homeland Security. Owen Wilson, This would be a really good move for Jackie. Since Jackie still has his communist party card in good shape in Mongolia, I think that he would fit in very well in Home Land Security. Charlene Sauls, noted Czech KGB agent, Well, since Home Land Security is really named after, and employs personnel from the South African Secret Police, the South African tribal Home Land Security, I am not sure that a chinaman like Jackie Chan would fit in with all of the Haitian Ton Ton Macaute negroes (aka niggers) who work there. (Editors Note: After Derrida, the postmodern movement toward radical decontruction of nigger Critical Race Theory destablizes reality by referring to genuine niggers as negroes, and even persons of color.) Steven Spielberg After Derrida and Obama everyone is once again saying that negro is nigger in the same sense that Colorado is Wyoming. Emily Hartigan, Radical feminism tells us that the taoist movement forward of Jackie Chan into the pseudo native american Homeland security movement is at once reified and inauthentic (See photo below)

You see, the ontological movement of the Chiracowa Apache being situated as anti-terrorist fighters in 1492 when in fact the new european and african immigrants to the new world of America were in fact fighting the Apache, tells us that Al Queda is a arab, native american indian movement with overtones of reincarnational displacement. In other words, with the ontic placement of Jackie Chan in Home Land security, the mongoliansiberian native american interface, the notion that Clinton, Bush, and Obama are all creol native americans who use make up to disguise their appaearance, becomes very plain. Thus, George W. Bushs prison sentence at Huntsville State Prison, as the creol black inmate, Leroy, becomes more and more plausible. Of course, as Jackie Chan might tell us, the creol cherokee-cuban lineage of the communist Barak Obama makes perfect sense. Of course, as Owen Wilson might say, the postmodern, deontontological movement of the american chinese waitress-hostess, Lo Fat Diet, becomes a post Chanesque foreplay thriller. Hopefully, the rumors that the Home Land Security budget is being cut to balance the alleged budget deficit in Washington are true, rather than being merely understated. Of course, after looking at the alleged photo of Jackie Chan as a chinesemongolian mafia, communist, boss, with no green card for staying in the United States, and considering the fact that Jackie Chan has 5 wives in the United States and 7 more wives in China, and is a communist moslem, bourgiose millionaire, it makes perfect sense that Obama would appoint him head of the Falun Gung, Opus Dei, Al Queda, Home Land Security.