To be or not to be Gay?

The Guide to be Gayn’t

Step 0: Being lonely is not gay, unless you break a
rule on this list.
Step 1: Say no homo
Step 2: It’s not gay if you have socks on
Step 3: Don’t like birds
Step 4:One shall not procrastinate together
Step 5:One shall not bone (Unless referring to this
law)
Step 6:Acquire an Evil Scheming Room
Step 7: Traps ARE GAY (Unless they follow every
other rule on this list)
Step 8: One shall not desire violet eyes
Step 9: Big Anime Tiddy is gay unless one say you
specify your status as a weeb
 Step 10: Big Toddy Moth GF is gay
Step 11: PDA is the big gay
Step 12: One shall use the metric system instead of
the gay one
Step 13: Pouring the milk first is cancerous and gay
Step 14: Zerg is gay. Zerg rushing is gay.
Step 15: Blurple is gay. ALWAYS.
Step 16: To be extra not gay you must despise
wemon (wemon like guys and you like wemon,
making you gay)
Strep 17: One must respecc womaan
Step 18: The cake is a lie
Step 19: Pray the gay away every day
Step 20: THOTs are gay
Step 21:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Step 22:Fire drills are always gay, as one is being
drilled
Step 23: Don’t deepthroat hot dogs, hot girls,cold
 men, and bananas ...just...no.
Step 24:The z virus is notn’tn’tn’t ok
Step 25: Contractions are straightn’t
Step 26:The big gay is big gay.
Step 27:Sticking one’s tongue out is gay.
Step 28: Covering the mouth of a sticking tongue
outie is the biggest gay, unless a womaan asks you
to.
Step 29: One must punctuate every sentence.
Step 30: Lillie is mean.
Step 31: Abusing wemon is ok, but only when its
not gay, which is never.
Step 31: Repeating is gay.
Step 33: Skipping is gay-er.
Step 34: Being square is gay.
Step 35: Being circular is gay.
Step 36: The illuminati is gay.
Step 37:Compound sentences are gay, but only if
 they are gay.
Step 38: Memes are never gay
Step 39:Numbering lists before filling in the items
is gay.
Step 40:Doing homework at a time other than 1
AM is gay.
Step 41:Bodily noises are gay.
Step 42:Fear leads to hatred, and hatred leads to the
dark side, which is gay.
Step 43:Pausing is gay.
Step 44:Cliff hangers are always straight, unless...
Step 45:Mathematics and items related to
mathematics are always straight, unless it refers to
circles or squares.
Step 46:Sleeping anytime is gay.
Step 47:Being bamboozled or heckled is gay.
Step 48:Being a “token” anything is gay.
Step 49:Jeff is gay.
 Step 50:Stopping is straightn’t.
Step 51:Rape is not gay, unless you proceed it with
5 whoas.
Step 52:Step 51 is invalid.
Step 53:”No u” is not a valid comeback, and leads
to gay.
Step 54:Any words that have n, o, or u in them are
gay, unless the words are not “No u”
Step 55:Wondering if step 54 is technically a repeat
is gay.

Step 56:?’ nough said.

Step 57:Thinking is gay.
Step 58:Anything related to Latin or the Latin
language is gay.
Step 59:Chinese is uber gay, unless it’s not.
Step 60:Fapping is gay, and making fapping sounds
with your hands is gay.
 Step 61:Synchronization is gay.
Step 62:Feeling good is gay.
Step 63:Saying that something is gay is gay, unless
you refer to the list in an APA citation.
Step 64:Citing one’s sources is gay, unless you
refer to this list.
Step 65:Tabletop is gay.
Step 66:This list cannot, under any circumstances,
be declared gay.
Step 67:You are gay, unless you follow this list.
Step 68:Declaring that one is finished before they
are actually finished is gay.
Step 68.5: Halves are gay
Step 69: You already know, but only if its gay
Step 420: Being high is gay, unless you are so high
that you supersede gayness.
Step 2000: Discord’s character limit is gay.
Step 2018: Fortnite is uber gay.
Step 2021: Take a long-ass time to ensure a lack of
gayness.
Step 100000000000000000000000000000: The
creators of this legal document are not, cannot, and
can never be declared to be gay under any
circumstances. Should this event come to pass, the
full nuclear arsenal of these creators will be utilized
to erase Earth from this solar system, as it will be
deemed too gay to exist. After this is done, the
creators of this document will kill themselves to
avoid being together, which would be gay.