S1:EP1

First cutaway gag is a Hitler joke, rest of the episode is Peter getting wasted and
losing his job, a lot of random references, the Kool-Aid Man gag shows up

S1:EP2
Weird jewish joke in the middle of the episode, bunch of Star Trek references,
Blueberry Peter is real, the mean-spirited shit is very downplayed in general, also
a Hitler joke

S1:EP3
Plot is Stewie's birthday

Episode's made a Star Trek joke about Stewie's birth

Some girl in Meg's school made a face like this

five night feddy

Characterization for the family so far seems to be

Peter: Boomer and kind of stupid dad who doesn't seem to entirely get some shit,
but still kind of tries (and often fails)
Lois: Regular run of the mill housewife with a deep and soft voice, most reasonable
person in here
Chris: Annoying fat clueless idiot who seems to be as smart as his dad, doesn't
really understand a lot of things
Meg: Regular teenage girl who just wants to be accepted by her peers, nothing
especially egregious
Stewie: "Evil genius" baby with a very narrow understanding of the world given that
he's a literal baby, that's the joke and that's most of his plots are, so far he
doesn't really win
Brian: Straightman talking dog, smokes, reads newspapers and drinks martinis,
comedy comes from him talking to Peter and reacting to his stupidity
Peter's buddies aren't really there-there yet
Hitler joke

Peter turns into the Hulk, the joke is that it's a Marvel reference

Some tiny man in a tiny horse carriage shows up and Brian tried to chase him, most
likely a joke or reference I don't get
Gay joke
Three little pigs joke, kind of funny with how dumb it is
Random celebrity reference
Meg's friend is probably a skinwalker
Joke about some guy being a creep
Peter gets a big ass pinniatta, the joke is that it's a literal big ass
"Hey Lois, look! The two symbols of the Republican party! An elephant, and a big
fat white guy who's afraid of change!"

Meg's friend is part of a suicidal cult

Also celebrity joke
Cutaway gag about Jesus and Disco
Joke about little people

Peter's almost heartwarming to watch in this ep

Sex joke about the cake and I think a celebrity joke
Stewie says a #badass oneliner and kills the cult leader
S1:EP4
Joke about the assasination of Abe Lincoln parodied as a Mentos commercial

Peter is drunk
Also subtle gay joke
Jewish joke
Also chinese joke
Also naked priest joke
(This was not offensive just stupid)
Cleveland's voice is very slow and almost smooth
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Joke about going to Narnia
Peter being a lazy fat man asshole
Quagmire likes milfs
Joke about incest being bad
uh
joke about, peter misgendering someone ?
?
Joke about Pong
Joke about Sesame Street, doubles as a gay joke as Bert and Nernie are a gay couple
in said joke

Cleveland says "Nasty" for the first time

Gay joke
"Geez, what's with you and the gay jokes?"
Plot seems to be about Peter building a bar in his basement due to being under
house arrest
Peter shitting in the bathroom
Joke about Tim Allen
Joke about pornography
Joke about Peter being a victim of child abuse
Peter gives alcohol to Stewie
Peter and Lois have been married for 17 years, apparently
Lois is singing and is pretty good at it too

Peter is jealous because his wife is hot

Peter asks someone if he's a woman and punches him in the face after making a lewd
comment about his wife
Joke about Lois's tits
Celebrity joke
Sassy black woman going "mmm hmm"
Breastfeeding
For the love of god please stop with the "haha lois sexy"
Joke about Peter being a fat idiot
Somehow not a Hitler joke this time

S1:EP5
Art of War reference
Teletubbies reference
Joke about some TV show being bad
Gay joke
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Transformers joke
Jurassic Park joke

Joke about toaster bath

Gay joke, the word "boytoys" is mentioned
Joke about Bill Clinton, in a rare moment of self-awareness an ironic laugh track
played in response
Joke about Kelven Klein
Tron reference
This episode is Joe's introduction
Gay joke
Shitty joke about Israel and Palestine
Peter is being a dickhead
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Joke about Japan
Joke about copyright infringement

Joke about Heroin

Peter finds out Joe is on a wheelchair
Gay joke
Peter is envious of Joe, that's the plot
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Joe's backstory is a fucking parody of the Grinch
The Grinch got executed by fatal injection and cursed Joe's name
What the fuck am I watching
Peter Griffin says something ableist
Cutaway gag about Jesus
To give this episode some credit at the very least it makes it very obvious Peter's
a fucking loser
Joke about rap music being bad
Joke about 60s Batman
Lois makes a creepy comment about Meg
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Joke about the Justice League, also a sex joke, also a gay joke
Joke about John F. Kennedy
:dolus:
Also Bobby Kennedy
Joke about grammar
Joe's son listens to Radiohead
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Two bank robbers have red and green masks, probably a Mario and Luigi reference
Joke about Stewie being a baby
Joke about Peter being unremarkable and useless but presented as a good thing
Some random fucking woman is just there I don't fucking know I don't understand
Joke about Peter being a cunt
Ableism

S1:EP6
Peter and Lois having sex
Brian being a cunt
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Chris can draw and the art in question looks like this

Gay joke
Joke about The Fonz
Joke about cum
vague joke about incest
Cutaway gag where Peter and Chris dress up as a horse
Joke about incest being bad (made me laugh too)
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Joke about that one very old anime that has a very shitty English dub

Joke about Richard Nixon

Joke about insects = miserable rich people
Probably a reference I don't get
Joke about Peter killing a man
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Repeat of this joke
Reference to a film
Joke about some shitty sitcom I don't fucking know
Also sex joke
The joke gets dragged to the ground and Brian is pissed off
Joke about men not asking for directions
Joke about stand-up comedians not being funny
Peter really needs to shit
There's an Indian/Native American Casino and it's exactly what you expect
Statement about American Colonialism
Not a joke, just a statement
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Celebrity joke
Lois gets a gambling addiction
Joke about something I don't know about so I cannot tell if it's really edgy
Brian is having a mid-life crisis
Peter pretends to be a Native American

Peter says racist shit

This episode is really fucking bad I'm starting to regret this
"I've fooled plenty of people before, Lois. You remember that time I pretended to
be gay?"
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Joke about Peter being fucking stupid
Tilemahosbra wants to shoot himself
Right just as I say that there's another incest joke that isn't funny
Joke about Red Riding Hood
Joke about little people
Peter Griffin is hallucinating in the woods
Joke about the world's smallest violin
Reference about The Fonz
Joke about herpes
Joke about Lois being #sexy
Stewie says really racist shit
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Joke about the cast of Family Guy educating people about other minority groups
being cool and awesome
Peter says Canada sucks and doesn't elaborate

S1:EP7
Random reference to some sitcom.

Joke about Domestic abuse.

Stewie is being the evil genius baby again.

Joke about domestic abuse.

First time Brian and Stewie talk to each other.

Episode is about the summer in like the 1999.

Tits.

Joke about political correctness.

Chris says something stupid.

Chris says something stupid. Again.

Reference to something I don't get.

This episode has a lot of fucking cutaway gags.

Brian says he wants a cocktail. The joke is that he's an alcoholic.

Very weird sexual tension between Lois and Brian. I don't like it. At all.

Brian makes a really fucking bad face.

A fucking bird explodes because of the weather.

Joke about doping, or drug abuse, or celebrity culture, I don't know.

Follow-up to this joke, except the "pill" is a fucking blue M&M.

The dog announcer mispronounces Brian's name as "Brain." I don't think this is
really a joke.

Brian stops in the middle of the show, to get a smoke. The joke is that he's a dog
acting like a man.

I'm not sure if I like what this episode is presenting given Brian is a man that is
a dog.

Joke about racial stereotypes, but it's about dogs.

Joke about Brian being a dog.

Runaway gag about a deer being a man.

Family arguing in the car.

Stewie is being annoying.

JOKE ABOUT SLAVERY I GUESS.

Peter calls Brian a bitch.

This show feels less like an adult show, and moreso just a show a child thinks is
for adults.

The newscasters being weird, again.

Joke about a cinnamon man? Being alive? Or some shit? I don't know.

What the fuck is this episode trying to say, I don't get it.

Purple says it's about Brian not liking being treated like a regular ass dog.

Ignore the times in the show, where he is just a regular ass dog.

Cutaway gag that references an old Mickey Mouse cartoon.

There is a card that implies speech like in a silent film, ignoring the fact, that
most of these old ass cartoons already had voice acting by then. Steamboat Wily in
specific was among the first to do it.
Chris says something retarded again. Also tits joke.

Brian's backstory is that he was a homeless man. Or a stray in this scenario. But
still just a homeless man.

This episodei is fucking stupid.

Joke about, milking? I guess?

Joke about racism. I guess. Because he's a dog. No dogs allowed. Get it. Do you get
the joke.

Brian almost gets fucking shot.

Joke about periods I guess. Or commercials about them.

Peter is being a cunt.

The family gets a cat and apparently it throws fire crackers at them. I don't know
what's the joke here.

Brian gets kicked out again. Because he's a dog. I really hope this episode isn't
about racism.

Brian says racist shit.

Reference to the Lady and the Tramp.

Reference to Malcolm X? I fucking guess?

Peter got really fucked up by that cat.

I guess another joke about racism, I don't fucking know man.

Joke about some film set in the middle east.

Brian wears a muslim garb, I don't know what they're called.

Turns out that was not Brian, it was an old woman.

I have a feeling Mr. McFarlane, wrote these by just throwing darts and randomly
deciding on what a "joke" or reference an episode should have.

Joke about a random celebrity.

Joke about Brian being a man that's a dog.

Joke about discrimination against homeless people. Classy.

Brian is going fucking insane.

Joke about pitbulls assaulting babies.

Brian gets the lethal injection.

Joke about MacGyuver. For some reason.

That is the entire joke.

Joke about dogs being like people, except they're still dogs.
Joke about dog nipples.

Montage of Brian trying to learn how to practice law.

Joke about Brian being a pedophile.

The joke is that Brian is a dog, and also black. That's the joke. Racism. Something
something Malcom X, something something Martin Luther King. They're gonna say "I
have a dream" any moment now.

An actually funny joke about money.

Joke about bribing a jury.

Family Guy ACAB.

The joke is that he's a dog and not a human being so people are not really
supporting this.

Joke about a show called Murder She Wrote.

Joke about abortion. Laugh.

Stewie does nothing of value.

Episode ends with Brian licking Peter. Like a dog. That's the joke.

This was a waste of fucking time.

S2:EP1
Chris still sounds really bad.

Peter acts like a manchild.

Peter says "ya bastard"

Lois and Peter met because of Lois' aunt.

Joke about Lois being #sexy.

Joke about Peter being awkward and horny.

Lois's aunt fucking die instantly.

Chris's main personality trait, is that he's a fucking idiot.

Meg is being a bitch to Chris.

Joke about Peter's parents in-law fucking hating him with all their being.

Peter dances with an old woman's corpse.

Joke about rich people being delusional.

Peter shoved a toothbrush up his culo.

Joke about gay people.

Derogatory joke about Meg Griffin. One of the first.

Lois feet.

Joke about Stephen Hawking.

Fart joke.

This song has gone on for way too fucking long.

Reference about something I don't understand.

Joke about The Shining.

Brian is an alcoholic.

Chris yells really loud.

Joke about Peter being a collar worker and having a life that is slightly more
interesting than a rich cunt's.

Also mexican rats.

These people don't have good stomachs at all.

Peter is really really fat.

Peter says some random shit that isn't funny.

Stewie is fucking annoying.

Lois married Peter because he was not a fucking robot.

Surprisingly a very wholesome thing.

Stewie is easily the worst thing about this show so far.

Lois says something that isn't fucking terrible.

Joke about two TV shows, that I don't know.

Joke about trans people.

Joke about the Oscars and some random celebrity.

Peter dresses up as Mr. House from Fallout New Vegas.

Joke about Peter being a pervert.

Brian wants to fuck Lois.

Brian is also drunk.

It's that stupid fucking bidding trope again.

Seth McFarlane likes Star Wars.

Joke about some guy called Ted Turner.

Brian is a pervert.
Horse.

Chris is still fucking stupid no matter how much money he has.

Joke about Stewie, you know what you fucking get the point it.

Joke about Star Wars. I get it.

I am your father joke. Kill me.

Joke about some football player getting naked in front of Peter.

Joke about Jesus Christ.

Peter Griffin is fucking stupid.

Joke about slavery.

Peter being a two-faced cunt.

Joke about the Presidents having affairs. And something about a jungle fever that
sounds vaguely racist.

BILL COSBY.

Joke about sex workers.

Peter Griffin is a misogynist.

That was fucking stupid as well.

S2:EP2
This episode is called Holy Crap.

Joke about "got milk".

Lois Griffin is a Protestant. Peter's dad is a devout Catholic. And probably hates
gay people.

Peter's Grandfather is definitely homophobic.

Peter most definitely had an abusive father.

Joke about CSA.

Joke about piss.

Peter's grandfather is really fucking ugly.

Chris says something stupid.

There are gnomes living inside the ears of Peter's grandfather.

Peter's Grandfather is called Francis Griffin.

Francis Griffin is a piece of shit old man, and will probably die very soon.

You really know how to pick em, Peter.

Peter's mother is a gambler. She's also a bitch.

Peter's dad will most likely say some very racist shit soon.

Brian fucking died.

I don't understand what the fuck his problem is bros.

Stewie loves his grandfather, because they are both very terrible people.

Joke that is a pun about the bible.

Chris says something stupid. Again.

Peter Griffin makes a reference to a movie that I haven't seen.

Francis accuses Chris of jacking off in the bathroom.

"God's watching me do a number 2"?

Chris somehow shits twice a day.

Is your bowel okay bro.

Something tells me actual Catholics do not act like that.

I don't know if this is a reference or a joke about penises or lesbians.

That whole sitcom was just a joke about a man being hurt a lot.

Francis still says stupid Jesus shit.

I'm starting to get really sick of this.

Francis Griffin is a miserable old cunt.

That is the whole episode.

He reminds me of some of my family members.

And that is not a good thing.

Peter Griffin has daddy issues.

Brian says that he hopes that old cunt is dead.

Penis joke.

Random reference to some fucking pirates.

Random shit I don't understand.

Random reference to some celebrity shit, and also film.

Cutaway gag where Peter and his dad are black.

Joke about domestic abuse.

Joke about a toy not being for kids but is marketed towards children.
Joke about Peter's dad having prostate problems. Piss joke. Horse joke.

Stewie loves the Bible for how fucking brutal and badass it is.

Chris needs to take a massive shit.

Beastiality is a sin.

Jesus joke.

Peter's dad is still a cunt.

I'm waiting for him to drop dead.

Peter says "I'm suing you for sexual harrasment (he mispronounces)" and then puts
his dad's hand on his ass. Somehow the first actual funny joke in the episode.

Chris still hasn't shit.

Peter I think it's time you kick off your fucking dad.

Peter goes to hell.

ADOLF HITLER AGAIN.

Superman is in hell apparently.

Joke about "are you ready to rumble" but it's about the fucking Pope. Laugh.

The Pope.

Peter stuck his hand on a waffle iron. For no fucking reason.

Jebus.

Peter gets fucking dumpstered by some dudes dressed up as the pope.

Somewhat funny joke about someone falling unconcious.

I don't know what the fuck this reference is.

Peter brings in the fucking Pope in his house I guess.

Cutaway gag where Peter opens up the door of a plane and falls off, while he says
"nyehehehehehehehe".

Chris finally gets to take a shit.

Random reference to the Wizard of Oz.

Random celebrity reference.

To the Pope Mobile.

Stupid joke about a stripper and also a gay joke, and also something idfk. Incest.

Francis Griffin is a fucking heretic I guess.

Joke about emotional abuse that is a little funny.

Joke about jewish people even if it wasn't really bad.

The Pope talks like Super Mario.

Francis is still a cunt. Nothing's really changed. If there was a moral here I
don't think it worked bros.

Episode ends with a stupid Star Wars reference. Or Star Trek. I don't fucking know.
Ask Seth.