heartburn boss battle

Posted originally on the Archive of Our Own at http://archiveofourown.org/works/51344350.

Rating: General Audiences

Archive Warning: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, No Archive Warnings Apply
Category: Other
Fandom: Real Person Fiction
Relationship: me/heartburn
Character: Me, Heartburn - Character
Additional Tags: im being dramatic about my heartburn, i beat the shit out of my
heartburn, its been 3 days, Enemies, lovers to enemies?, we shall see,
Not metaphorical
Language: English
Stats: Published: 2023-11-04 Words: 124 Chapters: 1/1

heartburn boss battle

by panicattackattheeverything

Summary

"WHY ARE YOU HERE" i ask

the heartburn doesn't respond because it is heartburn.

Do Not expect this to be remotely a Good Fic. Im just very bitter about my heartburn (90%
sure it's from genetics)

Notes

hey guys. how do you get rid of heartburn

dont recommend Tums they make me ill like a Victorian boy

See the end of the work for more notes

i glance dramatically at my heartburn

i twist around in my chair. also dramatically.

"WHY ARE YOU HERE" i ask

 the heartburn doesn't respond because it is heartburn.

i grab the humanoid version of my heartburn. i shake it back and forth, attempting to rid it from my
presence

it doesnt' go away because why would it.

:(

i drink water

it doesnt go away, only staring...d espite not having eyes

i have a traumatic flashback before going to my feet, sobbing

"GO AWAYYYYY" i yell, taking an Edgy anime protagonist pose

i yell Yeehaw and throw multiple cowboy cats in cowboy hats at it

it is unfazed

i give up and stare blankly, deciding to just sigh and blame it on my genes.

End Notes

i have access to google im gonna google How to get rid of Heartburn

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