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Will we be friends What personal demon What’s something


in ten years? are you in denial about? you think that I get
away with, but that
you never could?

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What is something Tell us about a time you What’s something


you like about me set something in motion you’ve always done—
that other people and left the fallout for and only realized as an
just don’t appreciate? others to deal with. adult that it was weird?

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If you had to eat one When was the last time Describe me in
delectable part of my you lost your cool? What three words from a
delicious body, what happened? How do you language that you
part would you choose? feel about it now? do not speak well.
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What’s a grand gesture Have you ever been Our minds have traded
you tried to save or fired? If so, what for? bodies. What’s the first
repair a relationship? If not, why not? thing you’re going to do
in my body?

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What’s something you


What’s something
understand aboutyou
your Describe a time when Have you ever
understand about
parents now your
that you’re you really thought ghosted someone
parents now that you’re
grown up? Do they you might die. you were close with?
grown up? know?
know you Do they
know you know?

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Tell us what you wish What’s something Tell us what you do to


you’d said during your about your personal annoy your partner
last breakup, but didn’t. hygiene that you could on purpose.
be more rigorous about?
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What’s a place Tell us about a time What is your worst


where you feel at you got more wasted coping mechanism?
home where I would than was advisable. Defense mechanism?
absolutely not fit in?

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Assuming you were Do your best (or worst) Have you broken
single, what would impersonation of any bones? What
it take for you to get me. I promise to clap happened? Did you
back together with appreciatively. hear the crack?
your last ex?

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What’s something Write me a new dating I get a news alert that


that you do that you app bio in three instantly makes me
wonder if other people sentences or less. extremely happy—but
do too, but don’t know no one else here cares.
for certain? What’s the news?
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What’s my greatest If I could help you with Tell me about a


physical asset? one unpleasant task, disagreement we
Don’t be shy. what would it be? had--and how we
What makes me the resolved it. Has it
right choice for the job? made us stronger?

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Tell us about a time We’re starting a Describe the last time


you observed me lying business. What venture you were out of control.
to someone else. Was would we be most
it the right thing to do? successful at as a pair?

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Have you ever Describe your What have you borrowed


dated a friend’s ex? worst bathroom- from me and still not
Ever wanted to? related disaster. returned? Can I have it
back right now?
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Have you ever shared a Tell us about a Of all the things we do


piece of information that time you were shot together, what is the best
you realized too late down romantically. thing we do together?
was probably supposed
to be a secret?

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I don’t know why you put What have I What did you get in
up with me! Why do you ruined for you? major trouble for doing
keep me around? as a kid, and did you
ever learn your lesson?

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Name a time you could What’s the worst thing Have you ever sat
have helped someone, you’ve ever had to back and watched
but didn’t bother. do at work or school? me confidently do
How’d you handle it? something incorrectly?
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What’s something you Do you ever pity If you could have any
did for free as a favor, laugh at my jokes, body part of mine
that in retrospect, even if you don’t (for aesthetic, not
you really wish you’d think they’re funny? medical, reasons),
charged for? what would it be?

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Would you ever see a What are your vices? What interest have
band that you hated in Have they gotten better you given up due to a
concert, just to make or worse over time? community you didn’t
me happy? Have you? want to be a part of?

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Tell us about a time If I were in a relationship Do you think I’m


you shot someone with someone you hated, capable of doing
down romantically. would you tell me? something you could
never forgive me for?
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Science has advanced, What’s a piece of pop If I killed somebody,


and now you and I are culture that makes you under what
raising our five-year- suspicious of anyone circumstances would
old together. How are who is a fan? you help me cover it up?
we doing? What is the
kid like?

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Someone who’s If we were to meet Have you ever


never met me asks for the first time stolen anything?
you what I’m like. today, would we What, and why?
How do you answer? become friends? Do you still have it?

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Has your ego ever gotten What was your most What is your
in the way of apologizing embarrassing moment favorite memory of
or patching up a fight? that transpired in public? our relationship?
Did you ever resolve it? Let’s all relive it!
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What is (or would What’s a comment What’s something you


be) the worst thing someone made about avoid because you’re
about having me as you that burned itself afraid you’ll enjoy it
a travel companion? into your mind too much?
and forever altered
your behavior?

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Do you think you are What’s your most We’re road tripping
more or less attractive expensive mistake? through the middle of
than the average nowhere. Do you have
person? Why? me drive or navigate?

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Have you ever done What’s the biggest lie How are we wrong for
something with the you’ve ever come up each other romantically?
goal of impressing with to cancel plans?
specifically me?
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What’s an offense Describe my perfect life Which of us do you


you’ve committed partner. Have I been on think has committed
that could get you the right track to find more crimes?
fired from work? this person?

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Describe the first If I listed you as my job What have you


time we met. What reference, what would learned from me?
was your honest first you say about me?
impression of me? Would it all be true?

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How would your How long did it take Have you ever just
life be worse if we you to get over your let me win?
had never met? last ex? What did you
do to get over it? Are
you actually over it?
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What’s a habit, What’s something Who’s the smartest


compulsion, or I talked you out of person here?
relationship you doing, and it was Make your case.
wish you could quit? the right call?

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When was the last What do you wish you You and I are dating.
timeyou cried? were as good at as me? What’s going to
What happened? break us up?

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Was your childhood What’s something you’re Have you been blocked
happier than the self-conscious about? by any celebrities on
average person’s? Are you working on it? social media? Tell us
the story!
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Every friendship If I didn’t have my If someone important


involves give-and-take. current job, what do to you said they’d stop
Which one am I? you see me doing? seeing you unless you
stopped seeing me,
would you?

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What’s the longest Have you ever seen Tell us about a secret
period of time you could me charm my way you had to keep from
share a hotel room with out of trouble? your loved ones.
me before never wanting
to see me again?

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What would you Describe a time when If I were a chain


never hire me to do? you really disappointed restaurant, which one
someone. Did you ever would I be and why?
earn back their trust?
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What problem do Tell us about a loophole How many kids is too


I think I’m successfully you exploited until you many kids? How many
hiding from everyone, got caught. will you have?
but is actually
completely obvious?

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What animal am I most How comfortable are Is there a seemingly


like? Describe how this we with one another? normal rule of society
species and I are similar. Give us an example. that you have never,
ever followed?

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If someone were If we were dying of thirst, What’s the meanest


interested in dating how would we ration thing you’ve seen me do?
me, what story would the last bottle of water
you tell them to see if between all of us here?
they can handle me?
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Have you ever pretended Am I your type? What What is something


to be someone else would I have to do to you’re struggling
online? Who is this alter become more your type? with that we don’t
ego, and were you ever I’m not hitting on you, know about?
found out? we’re just talking.

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What do I think I’m great What’s the most Have you ever
at, but I’m actually terrible thing you’ve intentionally scammed
thoroughly average at? ever done for money? someone or misled
them for personal gain?

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What am I stubborn Your Google history Have you ever talked


about that’s making has been made public. about me behind my
my life miserable? Which search is the back? If yes, what
hardest to explain? did you say?
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Name a time you Tell us about a time What advice do I need


wished you could you deliberately did but don’t want to hear?
have helped me. something to provoke
What would you your partner.
have done?

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Are there certain When was the last Would Adult Me


situations with me you time you lied to me? be attractive to
avoid on purpose? What was the lie? Teenage You?

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What’s the most Have you ever had a Name a friend of mine
self-serving thing pregnancy scare? you aren’t the biggest
you’ve ever done? fan of. Is there anything
you think I should
reconsider about them?
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When do I demand What’s your greatest Have you ever had to


the most attention? moment of telling apologize to someone
someone off? Can you for my behavior?
reenact it for us? Did the person accept
the apology?

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Have you ever had to Describe a time you What’s a fact I


apologize to someone lost a little bit of can never seem to
for my behavior? respect for me. remember about you?
Did the person accept
the apology?

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What’s something Have I ever done Have you ever pooped


that’s definitely not anything you think yourself as an adult?
my problem, but should have gotten
somehow always me shitcanned?
becomes my problem?
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What’s the angriest What’s something Have you ever been


you’ve ever been at me? you’re currently doing genuinely scared of me?
What resolved it? that you’ll stop if and
only if you get caught?

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What would you never, If we met up again What’s the shallowest


ever want my help with? after not seeing each reason you’ve ever
other for five years, swiped left on a
what’s the first thing dating profile?
we’d do together?

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What’s a bad habit that How’s my drug and What will you never
you picked up from me? alcohol use? Do you understand about me?
think I could stand to
do more, or less?
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What’s something What’s the most If you found out I’d been
you learned from annoying thing I do embezzling from work,
watching someone without realizing it? would you rat me out?
else fail spectacularly?

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Have you ever stabbed What’s the weirdest What’s the closest
someone in the back thing about me? we’ve ever come to
or actively plotted parting ways forever?
against them? Did we fix the problem,
or are we in denial?

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What’s something you Do you think I care Rate my current outfit


know would make you a more or less about on a scale of 1-10. Is this
better person, but you my reputation than better or worse than I
just don’t want to do it? most people? What’s usually look? Name a time
your evidence? you wished you could
have helped me. What
would you have done?
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What percentage of the If you were to kill me, Have you ever caught
time do you think I’m how would you do it? me in a lie? Did you
completely full of shit? confront me about it?
Why or why not?

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What’s the most Do any of your friends Where are we, and
unhygienic thing not like me? what are we doing, in
you’ve ever seen ten years? Are we still
me do? on our bullshit?

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How have you Have you ever become What’s something I


dishonored attracted to someone do that you hate?
your parents? solely because you
thought they might be
into you?
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What’s the most What do you think I What’s the most


unreasonable thing need to just let go of? egregious lie you’ve
you’ve ever completely How would my life ever told me?
lost your cool over? improve if I did?

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What’s a problem you let Have you ever broken off What’s a way you wish
go on for too long before plans with me to be with I took better care of
you addressed it? someone else? myself? Do you think I
ever will?

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Do you consider me If I died tomorrow, what What’s something I talk


a name-dropper? regrets would you have about so much that you
What’s the last name about our relationship? never need to hear about
you heard me drop? it again? The topic has
been sufficiently covered.
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What ethical boundaries Is there something that’s Of the people here,


are you happy to cross? difficult to talk about whose job do you think
among any of us here? pays the most? Do
Should we clear the air you think that person
right now? should Venmo each of
us twenty bucks?

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Do you have any What’s the most What’s the meanest


secrets you keep from embarrassing thing thing you’ve ever
me and me only? you’ve had to heard me say about
ask Google? someone else?

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What’s the biggest What’s something you What’s the most


lie you’ve put on a think people should fundamental difference
résumé? Or seen on never joke about? between us? Should
someone else’s? we try to resolve it, or
celebrate it?
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Have you ever done What’s something Do you think I


something you’re not you miss about your have a more dominant
proud of for money? last serious ex? or more submissive
(Outside of an personality? Do you
official job.) have any examples?

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What have you done What’s something Do you think I have


while intoxicated that about me that might overachieved or
you wouldn’t do again? seem creepy to others? underachieved?
Should I tone it down?

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What’s an unpopular What am I too What thing do I love that


opinion you will never picky about? you absolutely hate?
let go of?
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Do I tend to be too easy Do you think I What album title


on people, or too harsh? ever stir up drama describes our
because I enjoy it? relationship?
Name an example.

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What’s the most What’s the disclaimer Am I more of an


serious crime you’ve you give people before unstoppable force or
ever committed? they meet me? an immovable object?

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Who here is most likely to If you suspected I had What’s something


believe in supernatural, been replaced by a about which we have
occult, or mystical stuff? bodysnatcher, what such different taste
question would you ask that if I like it, you
me to prove my identity? already know you’ll
hate it?
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What’s the weirdest I can beam you to any Describe a way I’ve
compliment you’ve single place in the world impacted your life,
ever gotten? that you’ve never been. but that I may not
You have 24 hours to visit know about.
before being beamed
home. Where to?

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I’m going to have Close your eyes before What’s the biggest fear
permanent art asking this question: you’ve overcome?
deposited into my skin
What color are my eyes?
with needles. Pick a
design for me. Bonus
points if you draw it.

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We’re having a night Have you bragged about If you could instantly
in! Now’s your chance me to other people? gain any skill, what
to make me sit and What did you say? would it be?
watch that thing you’re
desperate for me to see.
What is it, and what
snack should I bring?
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What would you What’s the strangest What would be your


entrust me with nickname you’ve ever cheesy, 20-second,
above anyone else? been given? game-show-contestant
anecdote?

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What dish do you slay What smell takes you What discontinued item
every time you make it? back to childhood? would you give anything
to bring back?

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When was the last time What is something you What is your happiest
you laughed so hard know you’ll accomplish, memory from when
you cried? no matter how many you were a single-
people tell you you can’t? digit-aged child?
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What bad habit have What are you rooting If I couldn’t reach an
you kicked? for me to achieve? itch, would you do me
a solid and scratch it?

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What did you do on your Name a dream of Look at the person to


very first date ever? yours that you’ve your left. What’s the
made come true. kindest thing they’ve
ever done for you?

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What positive impact What’s the hold music What’s your


do you think you have for your brain? favorite thing to
on other people? waste money on?
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What’s something that What’s the best We’re getting matching


completely changed you compliment you’ve jackets for this group.
when you encountered ever been given? What do they look like,
it for the first time? and what do they say
on the back?

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What’s something you’re On what totally What album have you


proud of that not many meaningless topic spun the most times?
people know about? could you write a Be honest. You can
whole dissertation? consult your music
apps for verification.

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Do you always try to What movie or TV What snack do you


be honest with me, or character do I most turn to in times of
do you tell me “that remind you of? emotional turmoil?
haircut looks great”
-level white lies to
be nice?
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Describe a time you What’s the best zinger Describe your first
accidentally mortified you’ve ever come up real kiss. Really set
your parents as a child. with on the fly? the scene for us.

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What is the most Have you ever been in What’s the most
comforting sound love? How do you know? considerate present
in the world? you’ve ever received?
How did you react
when you received it?

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Tell me your favorite Does your hometown What’s something you


joke. If I laugh, I drink. have a notoriously think I’m self-conscious
spooky landmark? about, but that you
A haunted barn, an think I should stop
abandoned hospital, stressing over?
Old Man Macready’s
underwater sawmill...?
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What’s the most fun you’ve Do you think you are If I were a perfume or
ever had with strangers? happier—or sadder— cologne, what would
Tell us the story. than the average my top, heart, and
person? Why? base notes be?

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What movie title What movie or TV What song is


describes your quote hits a little guaranteed to hit
last relationship? too close to home? you right in the
feels, no matter
the time or place?

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What’s something If you could plan the Aside from “moist”,


you think people perfect night with all what word can’t you
should appreciate of your friends, what stand the sound of?
more about you? would it entail?
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If I offered you $4,300 Do you have any scars Of the people here, who
to call my parents every you want to show us? is overdue for some kind
Sunday for a year and Pick one and tell us words? Let’s offer some
give them an update on the story behind how good vibes now.
my life, would you do it? you got it.

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If there were no barriers Tell us about a style What’s the weirdest


to entry, what job do you choice from your past way you’ve ever earned
think you’d be amazing at? that you’re glad stayed money? How much did
in the past. you get?

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If you could live Have you ever been What song reminds
anyone else’s life, wildly overpaid? Who you of me whenever
whose would it be? paid you and why was you hear it?
it so valuable to them?
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What makes you so What board game are What does your ultimate
much fun? you positive you could Sunday look like?
destroy us all at?

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What’s one healthy thing What’s the most common What’s the most kickass
you do that most other thing people praise or you’ve ever felt?
people probably don’t? compliment you for?
Surely there’s something.

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What author’s work If you were a Care Bear, If dogs and their
meant the most to what would be on owners are supposed
you when you were your belly? to have matching
younger? Do they still? personalities, what type
of dog should I get?
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What’s something that Tell me a fact you think What’s the title of your
you think is better the I don’t know. If I know it, autobiography? Extra
second time? A cover you have to drink. imaginary points if it
of a song, reheated includes a colon and
leftovers...? a subtitle.

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What’s something Would you trust me If we were flying


you’ve done to try to to pierce your ear, somewhere together,
be cool? Did you 80’s-sleepover style? who would volunteer to
impress anyone? sit in the middle seat?

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What song are you If someone did me Describe an act of petty


most ashamed to admit wrong, would you: protest you waged at
to me that you love? a) comfort me, work or school.
Reply in song. b) distract me, or
c) get revenge for me?
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What’s a situation that What motto would What’s the greatest


is always improved by you put on your fashion risk you’ve
my presence? family crest? taken as an adult?
How cool did you feel?

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What hidden talent What smell is the most What type of person
do you suspect I nostalgic for you? have you always
have? What makes wanted to date, but
you think so? never had the chance?

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What’s the worst What’s something How would Childhood


date you’ve ever everyone said you You describe you now?
been on? Tell us all would regret, but Would that kid like you?
the juicy deets. you didn’t?
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Out of all of us, whose What did you think you Fill in the blank:
eyes would you like to would hate, but ended I don’t care if _________
see the world through up loving? is for kids, I will still
for a day? love it until I die.
Defend your position.

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Tell us about the one What’s the bravest How many seconds
that got away. thing you’ve ever done? is the ideal hug?
Should we all test
your hypothesis?

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Pay me a sincere and What’s the first app you What are you
specific compliment. open when you wake up anxious about? Can
in the morning? we reassure you?
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What’s the most You can send a Are you a good kisser?
surprising discovery message back in time How do you know?
you’ve made about to your teenage self
your own body? about sex. What advice
will you impart?

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Have you ever had to Describe your nipples What’s the sex skill
contact past partners for... as vividly as possible. you’re most proud of?
public health reasons? Use a size comparison.
Dimes or dinner plates?

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What’s a sexual thing you Do you have any porn Have you ever had
gave a good try, but just actually downloaded sex with someone
couldn’t get into? and saved on your who was already in a
phone? What emergency committed relationship?
are you preparing for?
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Have you ever walked in Give us a passionate What’s the weirdest porn
on your parents doing example of your dirty talk. you’ve ever clicked on?
that thing that grownups Did you watch the whole
do when they love each thing, or just enough?
other very much?

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When was the last time Do you see yourself If you and I were in a porn
you masturbated? Were committing to one together, what would its
you a good lay? Any notes sexual partner for the clickbait title be? Would it
for yourself for next time? rest of your life? live up to that promise?

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Tell us about an awkward Inadvertent nudity. Who’s had more sex,


or unexpected sex dream Tell us about when it you or your parents?
you’ve had. Was anyone happened to you.
here involved?
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Tell us about the first time Describe one of Have you ever slid
you ever saw porn. Did the finest and most into someone’s DMs?
you seek it out, or did you memorable orgasms Any techniques you
just happen upon it? you ever had. What want to share?
were the conditions?

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Do you find me physically How much money would a Where’s the strangest
attractive? What if I bat voyeuristic billionaire have place you’ve had sex?
my eyelashes like this? to pay us for us to have sex
for their entertainment?

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Have you ever gotten Who do you think Have you ever feared for
down in public? has had more sexual your life or safety while
partners, you or me? drinking or on drugs?
Take us to the scene.
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Describe the perfect What’s the maximum Are you more


foreplay: what activities, number of people you’d sexperimental, or less
and for how long? be interested in having sexperimental, than
sex with at once? the average person?

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What would it take for What are (or would be) How confident are
us to have sex, right your ground rules for you in your sexual
here, right now? With an open relationship? orientation? Have you
everyone watching? ever experimented
ouside of it, or
considered it? Do you
think you ever will?

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Have you ever had a What’s your most- If you can abstain from
one-night stand? Did you complimented anatomical sex and masturbation for
know their last name, and feature (as described one full year, you’ll win
do you remember it now? by your lovers?) $27,000 and a nice used
car. Will you make it?
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How did your parents talk Food and sex. Tell us List all the illicit drugs
to you about sex? Did you about an experience you’ve tried. Which others
learn more about it from involving both. would you like to try?
them or elsewhere?

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We’re all making a porn Have you ever cheated Eating ass. Have you
together! Who among us on anyone? What were done it, or had it done to
stars, who writes, who the circumstances? you? Tell us everything.
directs...? Assign jobs to
everyone here.

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Do you need an emotional Assuming we were both Tell us about a time in


connection to have great single, would you hook up which a romantic partner
sex? If you’ve had a with me? How desperate just didn’t understand how
spectacular hookup that would you have to be? to do a certain sex thing.
was purely physical, tell
us everything.
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What’s the best How many people have If a studio were to make
compliment you’ve you hooked up with off porn specifically for
ever gotten on your dating apps? you, tailored to your
sexual performance? specific tastes, what
would it be like?

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What’s a sex thing you’ve If your sex life was a pie Have you ever paid for
never been able to try, chart, what portion of it porn? If not, how much
but wish you could? would be: satisfactory, do you owe the porn
unsatisfactory, and industry? You know
mind-blowing? those people work hard.

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Describe the present If I cheat on my partner, Would you be (or have you
state of your pubic hair. is it absolutely essential been) a “guest star” in
that I tell them? Why or another couple’s bedroom?
why not?
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What scared you the Do you have recurring What is your favorite
most about sex as you fantasies that surprise sexual position and why?
were coming of age? you? Would they
surprise us? Try us.

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What’s the biggest mess Have you ever sent How open are you
you’ve created during sex? nudes? How do you about your most
Did you have to clean it compose, frame, and intimate fantasies
up, or did you leave it for light these images? with your partner(s)?
someone else?

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Do you think you’re Have you ever paid for Which of your hookups
better suited to open sex work? Would you? created the most
relationships or drama? Was there
monogamy? Have permanent fallout?
you tried each?
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Have you ever had a Who was the last person Have you ever worn
threesome? If you haven’t (besides your partner someone else’s
yet, build your ideal trio. or your kids) whose junk underwear, accidentally
you’ve seen? or on purpose? What was
the circumstance?

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Are you loud during sex? Have you ever cried What’s the last object
Demonstrate with a after—or during—sex? you put inside yourself
dramatic interpretation of Were they tears of joy, love, or another person?
your signature sex sounds. or utter disappointment?

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Have you ever been Have I gotten sexier What sex-related


caught masturbating since you’ve known me? word are you not sure
or having sex? how to pronounce?
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Have you ever filmed How would your partner What’s something you
yourself having sex? (or your most recent ex) wish your ex would have
What did you do with describe your sex life done sexually, but didn’t?
the footage? with a movie title?

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What would it take for you How confident are you Looking for a weird but
to sleep with someone in your oral sex skills? true story about an
you’re not at all What feedback have inappropriate boner.
physically attracted to? you gotten?

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Describe your sex life Describe your sex life What’s the most creative
with a movie title, and with a song title. you’ve ever had to get
tell us your reasoning. in order to smash? What
was standing in your way,
and how did you solve it?
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Imagine we’re your future Who here do you What did you observe
(or current) children. Tell think you’d be most from porn that you
us how babies are made. sexually compatible later realized was
with? Present and past unrealistic? How’d you
partners excluded. make this discovery?
Remember, this is
just hypothetical.

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Do you have a go-to Who was the last If you had to write a
sex move? Where did person (besides your quick-start guide to
you learn it? partner or your doctor) getting you off, what are
who’s seen your junk? the key bullet points?

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What’s the kinkiest If we were stuck on Have you ever been


thing you’ve asked a desert island, how injured during sex?
someone else to do? many days until we Or injured someone else?
Did they oblige? fuck out of boredom? Heartbreaks don’t count.
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Quick! Name your favorite If I had a hot sibling, would If I had a hot parent, would
porn star. And tell us about they be off-limits, sex-wise? you let them seduce you?
all the wonderful qualities
that make them special.

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What will be the sexy Describe your first time When was the last time
nickname they give having sex. Include you were tested for a
you when you live at every cringey detail. sexually transmitted
the old-folks’ home? infection? What were
the results?

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On the spectrum of Do you have an Who here would have the


“sober as a judge” to age ceiling for a best sexual chemistry
“falling-down drunk,” one-night stand? with me? Based upon
where do you have what evidence?
the best sex?

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