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YOU NEWS

LET THE
HEALING
BEGIN
Joe Biden and Kamala Harris
have their work cut out for them
as they inherit a divided America
BY JANE VORSTER, NASIFA SULAIMAN
& LESEGO SEOKWANG

HEIR opponents have a lot


to say about them but
the one thing nobody
can accuse them of is
a lack of political ex-
perience.
B e tw e e n t h e m
President-elect Joe
Biden and his deputy, Kamala
Harris, have more than 60 years at
the very top of US government –
and they’re going to need to draw
on every bit of it, haul in every fa-
vour, play every diplomatic card
and generally nuc le down be-
cause the US they’ve inherited
is as fractured as it’s ever been.
They’ll be leading a country
in the throes of a raging pan-
demic, riven with division and
racial tensions and on the
brink of recession.
“We’re fortunate that Joe’s
got what it takes to be presi-
dent and already carries him-
self that way,” former US pres-
ident Barack Obama wrote in
a statement congratulating
his former vice-president.
“When he walks into the
White House in January, he’ll
face a series of extraordinary
challenges no incoming presi-
dent ever has.
Having served two terms as
Obama’s vice-president and five dec-
ades as a senator, Biden (77) nows Cap-
itol Hill and the West Wing like the back
of his hand. After he’s sworn in as Amer-
ica’s 46th president he’ll be able to hit
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X IS FO FREEDOM
Meghan Markle became the first member of tial election campaign.
the British royal fa ily to vote in an Ameri- She didn’t back a presiden-
can election. Prince Harry and Meghan have tial candidate but did ex-
stepped back as se ior royals but remain press her excitement about
members of the royal family. the prospect that Kamala
Meghan, who no lives in California with Harris may become the
Harry and their son, Archie, was outspoken first female vice president
about the need to v te during the presiden- of America.

AND THAT’S A RAP . . . HERE WAS THE FIRST LADY?


Kanye West raised eyebrows when he After not putting i an appearance at her a Gucci dress, Christian
made himself available for election – but husband’s rallies f r at least a year, Melania Louboutin heels and
the rapper’s name appeared on ballot Trump gave a solo speech in Pennsylvania an Hermès bag when
papers in just 12 states as he missed the at the end of Octo er, in which she accused she voted in Flori-
deadline in the remainder of the states. Biden of having a socialist agenda”. da. The cost of her
He als didn’t meet the She gave anoth r speech in North Caro- outfit was esti-
condi ions of all states lina shortly afterwards and laid into him mated at more
in t rms of the pre- again. than $30 000
scribed number of When question were asked earlier this (R450 000) and
c mpaigns and year about Melani ’s absence during her eyebrows were
appearances for husband’s campai n, a former White House raised at the pat-
residential can- staffer told CNN, “ he does what she wants, tern of her dress:
idates. So how when she wants. T at’s just who she is.” golden chains and
any votes did Kim On election day he cut an elegant picture in handcuffs.
Ka dashian West’s
husband end up get- ‘She doe what she wants, when
ting? A out 60 000.
she want . That’s just who she is’
ONE-WOMAN EFFORT
The state of Georgia and its 16 electoral BIG BUCKS EXTRAVAGANZA
college votes had fallen to Republican
candidates for at least 30 years in all The Centre for ponsive Politics put the amount spent on memorabilia, volun-
elections – but this year the Democrats cost of the electio at around $14 billion teers and marketing c mpaigns.
rabbed the state when Biden came in (R210bn). This is considered o be the most
over 10 000 votes ahead of Trump. That’s twice the ost of the 2016 elec- expensive election y t.
This turnaround is attributed tion, which ran to out $7bn. The think-tank ascribes the high
largely to the efforts of one The $14bn inclu es the total spending cost to the record nu ber of small
woman – advocate and by candidates, poli ical parties donations recei ed this year.
franchise activist Stacey and independent c mpaign Billionaire Michael
Abrams. groups. It also includes the Bloomberg plashed
In the run-up to the electio , out more th n $900m
(R13,5bn) on his failed bid

SOURCES: NY TIMES, NY POST, THE DAILY EXPRESS, BBC, CNN, FORBES, INSIDER,
she helped to get more than
800 000 new voters registered to become he Democrats’
She focused her pro- presidential candidate. THE INDEPENDENT, CBS NEWS, FORTUNE, WASHINGTON POST, VOGUE

ject on the large


number of voters
in this southern IT’S A RESCUE DOG’S LIFE
state who are
eligible to iden and his wife, Jill, will take their German shep-
vote but erds, Champ and Major, to live with them in the
hadn’t hite House when they move in next year.
regis- Major, who the Bidens adopted in 2018 from a
tered shelter in Delaware, will be the first rescue dog to
to vote live at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in Washington, DC.
before. Tr mp was the first US president in 120 years not to
have a t in the White House. S

17 The number of rallies


Trump held in the
final four days of the
75 million the number of votes
for Biden. But with
votes still being counted at the time of going
80 million The
number
of mail ballots, compared to just
1992 The last time there
was a single-term
president, when George Bush
campaign. to print, he could breach the 80 million mark. 33 million in 2016. lost to Bill Clinton.

you.co.za 19 NOVEMBER 2020 | 11


FAR LEFT:
Sonnet-Mari Brand
arrives for her
court appearance
at the magistrate’s
court in Springs on
5 November. LEFT:
Sonnet in her
doctor’s garb.

A ll d
posing as a doctor has

‘I WAS IN
been arrested, leaving
a broken-hearted

SHOCK –
boyfriend in her wake
BY JANA VAN DER MERWE
PICTURES: ONKGOPOTSI KOLOTI

THE WORLD
T
O HIM, it felt like a real-life
fairytale. They’d met on

STOPPED’
social media, chatted via
Facebook, had lots of long
phone and video calls –
and now here she was, get-
ting a bus from Cape
Town to come to meet
him in person at his home in Springs, her like a long-lost daughter. Professions Council of South Africa
Gauteng. William started to dream of a big, (HPCSA).
She was a doctor, she told him, a white wedding – of really settling down. “Next thing, I see the cops there,”
neurologist at Tygerberg Hospital, but It wasn’t long before Sonnet started William tells us, his voice shaking. “They
she was prepared to put her life on hold working as a doctor in the area, estab- ask me a lot of questions and I stand
to be with him. lishing two medical practices where – there confused, not knowing what’s
For William Fourie* (37), it seemed stethoscope around her neck and white going on.”
almost too good to be true. Lockdown doctor’s coat in place – she’d prescribe Sonnet emerged from the house and
had just begun and he’d lost his job as a schedule medication for her patients as was promptly arrested and put in the
chef shortly before. Things were bleak – a “qualified pulmonologist”. back of a police van.
but now the woman who could well be A short while later, after apparently “It happened so fast,” William says.
“the one” was making her way to him. closing the practices, she started seeing “I was in shock. I cried. The world
William went to fetch 35-year-old patients at the local Far East Rand Hos- stopped.”
Sonnet-Mari Brand, who’d secured a per- pital, doing house calls in the evening. The police and HPCSA allege Sonnet
mit to travel between provinces, from a But then everything came crashing had been practising as a medical profes-
bus station in Gauteng at the beginning down. Unbeknown to William, someone sional using the identity and practice
of April. had become suspicious of “Dr Brand” number of a legitimate Gauteng pulmo-
She was initially supposed to stay only and reported her to the authorities. nologist with the same surname. She’s
two weeks but things went so well the And on 30 October, as William waited been charged with contravening the
visit stretched to months. in the car outside a house where Sonnet Health Professions Act.
She stayed with William at his parents’ was doing a “house call”, a trap was set Sonnet was granted bail of R4 000 but
home and his mom and dad welcomed by the police and members of Health a warrant for her arrest was issued after
12 | 19 NOVEMBER 2020 you.co.za
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ncess anas 995 interv ew ar n
Bashir (RIGHT and FAR RIGHT) is again in the
spotlight after her brother Charles Spencer
(ABOVE) called for a fresh enquiry into the
BCC’s handling of the matter, claiming Bashir
concocted a web of lies to land the scoop.

ON THE WARPATH!
Princess Di’s brother claims she was duped into giving the bombshell
interview in which she told of her unhappy marriage COMPILED BY NICI DE WET

I
T REMAINS one of the most intriguing and secure the interview. He’s presented full story” of how Bashir, then a junior
and talked-about interviews of all a damning dossier of 32 “lies” the then journalist, managed to land the scoop.
time: the most famous woman in the 32-year-old reporter fed to the princess, “Years of deep digging into what really
world pouring her heart out to a jour- who at the time was separated from happened led to Diana: The Truth Be-
nalist who’d secured the scoop of the Prince Charles. hind the Interview,” says commissioning
century. Among the claims made by Bashir was editor Shaminder Nahal.
Princess Diana’s explosive sit-down that Diana’s private correspondence was “It raises serious questions that’ve
with the BBC’s Martin Bashir left the being opened, her bodyguard and some been unanswered for years.”

T
world in no doubt her marriage to Prince of her close friends were plotting against
Charles was over – and even prompted her, and her car and phone were being HE earl says he too was a vic-
the queen to acknowledge it was time for tapped. tim of Bashir’s dishonesty. He
her son and daughter-in-law to divorce. He also claimed Charles was in love claims the journo showed him
Everything came tumbling out: Diana’s with the family nanny, Tiggy Legge- two fake bank statements that
affair with former cavalry officer James Bourke, and had whisked her away on a implied his head of security
Hewitt; her battle with post-natal depres- secret holiday, as well as that Charles’ had betrayed him by accept-
sion; her episodes of self-harm and her youngest brother, Prince Edward, was ing money in exchange for information.
bulimia. And of course the famous line being treated for Aids. “If it hadn’t been for me seeing these
that “there were three of us in this mar- Then there were the fake bank state- statements, I wouldn’t have introduced
riage” – a reference to Charles’ ongoing ments he produced, effectively claiming Bashir to my sister,” he says.
love affair with Camilla Parker-Bowles. members of her security team were spy- The BBC’s new director-general, Tim
The interview, broadcast in 1995 on ing on her and selling information to the Davie, says the corporation has apolo-
the BBC’s Panorama programme, newspapers. gised to the earl for Bashir mocking up
attracted 23 million viewers and made All of it, the earl believes, was designed the bank statements when the issue was
Bashir a media celebrity. to play into the paranoia of the princess, raised in 1996.
But Diana’s brother Charles, the 9th who feared at the time she was being But Spencer wants a lot more. “The
Earl of Spencer, has never been happy betrayed by her aides and in-laws. BBC hasn’t accepted the full gravity of
with it. And now, to coincide with the With mounting demands for a fresh in- the situation,” he says.
25th anniversary of its broadcast, he’s vestigation, legal experts believe the BBC In a series of scathing tweets, he criti-
revisited the serious issues he has and may even face a Scotland Yard inquiry cised the corporation and Lord Tony
come out with all guns blazing. over the extent of the dishonesty. Hall, the former head of news who over-
The 56-year-old earl is demanding a Earl Spencer’s move follows the release saw the internal 1996 investigation.
new, independent inquiry into the BBC of a new Channel 4 documentary, Diana: “The BBC has shown itself incapable of
and how it apparently allowed Bashir to The Truth Behind the Interview. honestly facing up to the ugly truth of
spin a web of deceit to win Diana’s trust The once-off special claims to tell “the this matter.”
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Emma
Corrin (RIGHT)
as Princess
Diana on her
wedding day
in season 4
of The Crown,
and the real
Princess Di
(LEFT).

THE ART OF
PLAYING DI
Emma orrin takes on e role of the
People’s Princess in the new season
of The Crown COMPILED BY DENNIS CAVERNELIS
HE isn’t the first actress Crown’s casting director, Nina Gold, was Emma presented the many faces of
to portray the beloved auditioning actresses on the shortlist Diana – the gangly teen enamoured with
People’s Princess and she to play young Camilla Parker Bowles for a prince, a tense young woman at a
probably won’t be the last the third season and they just needed lunch with nemesis Camilla and as the
– but this young woman someone to run through Diana’s lines. superstar royal she went on to become.
with ties to South Africa It wasn’t an audition, her agent stressed. Shortly afterwards her phone rang
may well be the best. “She was like, ‘I know you’re going to get again – and that was it: the role was hers.

E
Emma Corrin has been excited. Don’t. They just need someone
praised for getting Diana down to a tee: to read with them’,” Emma recalls. MMA was just 20 months old
the voice, the tilt of the head, the walk, Which meant she didn’t get a costume, when Diana died in a Paris tun-
the coy glances behind the fringe, the wig or makeup to transform her into the nel in 1997 so it was a daunting
sadness, the shyness . . . In fact, blink and princess – but she did have her voice. task bringing to life a woman
you’ll think you’re watching the real thing. Emma had practised Di’s upper-crust millions of people knew so well.
The 24-year-old actress plays Princess British accent with her mom, a speech “But I guess the pressure and
Diana in season 4 of hit Netflix series therapist, beforehand and got it down pat. feeling overwhelmed by Diana being
The Crown, portraying the beautiful- “No matter what Diana is saying, her such a public figure sort of disappeared
yet-troubled royal from a slightly awk- voice kind of goes down at the end,” when I realised it was my interpretation
ward teenager to a young mother trapped Emma says. “It’s like a sadness.” of her that would be shown,” she says.
in a loveless marriage in her late 20s. Then, on the first day of auditions the Still, she wanted to get it right so she
GALLO IMAGES/GETTY IMAGES, NETFLIX

“It’s like seeing a ghost,” Vogue maga- director called and asked her if she want- dived into research. “I read a lot of biog-
zine said. “And hearing one too.” ed to “just work on some Diana stuff ” raphies, a lot of newspapers, watched
This is Emma’s biggest role to date and and her performance was recorded. footage of Diana,” she says. “But the issue
it came about quite by chance. She heard nothing for eight months [with research] is it can be quite one-
Her agent rang her in 2018 to ask if she and presumed that was that – but then dimensional. It’s all, she went here with
would read Diana’s lines with Josh Peter Morgan, The Crown’s creator, invit- this person and then she was seen with
O’Connor, who plays Prince Charles. The ed her for a formal audition for the role. this person and then, oh, apparently she
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Use your coconut!
This tropical ingredient isn’t just great in pastries and
puddings – it can be a star in a variety of dishes
BY ESTHER MALAN PICTURES: MISHA JORDAAN

PESHWARI NAAN WITH CHICKEN KEBABS

SERVES 4 30ml (2T) curry powder coconut, ground 2 Mix the rest of the ingre- 4 Filling Mix all the ingre-
PREPARATION: 30 MIN 1 onion, chopped TO FINISH dients until well com- dients. Break off golf-
STANDING: 15 MIN 4 garlic cloves, bruised tomato salsa bined and pour over the ball-sized bits of dough,
COOKING: 30 MIN NAAN plain yoghurt chicken. Cover, chill and roll out flat and put a
500ml (2c) flour leave to marinate for at spoonful of filling in the
KEBABS 10ml (2t) baking powder Keep 6-8 short kebab least 30 minutes. middle. Fold the dough
3 large chicken breast 5ml (1t) salt skewers handy. Preheat 3 Naan Mix the flour, bak- over the filling and seal
fillets, cubed 250ml (1c) yoghurt the oven to 200°C and ing powder and salt in a well. Roll out the dough
salt and freshly ground 15ml (1T) olive oil plus extra grease a large baking mixing bowl. Make a well balls into rough circles.
pepper for shallow-frying sheet with nonstick spray. in the middle and add 5 Heat a little oil in a non-
60ml (¼c) apricot jam FILLING 1 Kebabs Season the the yoghurt and olive stick pan and fry the
30ml (2T) Worcestershire 125ml (½c) sultanas chicken cubes with salt oil. Mix until you have a naan until golden brown
sauce 100g almond flakes, toasted and pepper. Skewer 3-4 fairly solid dough – add on both sides and
60ml (¼c) desiccated cubes on each kebab more flour if necessary. cooked.
coconut powder skewer. Put the kebabs Cover and leave to stand 6 To finish Arrange the
60ml (¼c) desiccated in a marinating dish. for 15 minutes. kebabs on the prepared
baking sheet and roast
for 15 minutes or until
cooked. Serve the ke-
babs with the naan, to-
mato salsa and yoghurt.

20 | 19 NOVEMBER 2020 you.co.za


LIFESTYLE YOU
COCONUT-CRUMBED
PORK SCHNITZELS

SERVES 4
PREPARATION: 20 MIN
CHILLING: 30 MIN
COOKING: 20 MIN

SCHNITZELS
1 large pork fillet
salt and freshly ground
pepper
125ml (½c) flour
2 eggs, whisked
125ml (½c) milk
250ml (1c) roughly ground
desiccated coconut
SALAD
bunch of spinach, roughly
chopped
50g dates, roughly chopped
1 round feta, crumbled
60ml (¼c) olive oil
30ml (2T) balsamic vinegar
15ml (1T) honey
pinch of salt
TO FINISH
oil for shallow-frying

1 Schnitzels Slice the fil-


lets into thick portions
and flatten each one a
bit using the heel of your
hand. Season well with
salt and pepper, then roll
in the flour.
2 Whisk the eggs and milk.
Dip the pork pieces in
the egg mixture one
by one, then roll in the
coconut. Arrange on a
plate, cover and chill for
30 minutes.
3 Salad Scatter the spin-
ach, dates and feta on
a plate. Mix the oil, bal-
samic vinegar, honey and
salt and drizzle over the
salad.
4 To finish Heat the oil in
a deep pan and fry the
schnitzels in batches un-
til golden brown on both
sides. Drain on paper
towel.
5 Serve the schnitzels
with the salad.

(Turn over)
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YOU LIFESTYLE
COCONUTGREEN CURRY

SERVES 6 5-10ml (1-2t) garam masala generous handful fresh 2 Add the spices and chicken from burning.
PREPARATION: 15 MIN 6-8 deboned chicken thighs, coriander, chopped stir-fry until fragrant. 4 Season with salt and
COOKING: 30 MIN cut into pieces rice or noodles (optional) 3 Arrange the chicken in lime juice.
1 can (410g) coconut milk lime wedges and extra the saucepan, turn the 5 To finish Arrange the
30ml (2T) oil generous handful fresh coconut milk (optional) heat down, then add the tomatoes on the chicken
1 onion, cut into wedges coriander, chopped coconut milk. Sprinkle and sprinkle more cori-
2 garlic cloves, chopped salt 1 Heat the oil in a sauce- the coriander over and ander over. Serve on its
5cm ginger, peeled and juice of 1 lime pan and fry the onion, simmer on medium heat own or with rice or noo-
julienned TO FINISH garlic and ginger for a for 15 minutes, stirring dles, lime wedges and
5ml (1t) turmeric 100g cherry tomatoes minute. occasionally to keep the coconut milk (if using).

22 | 19 NOVEMBER 2020 you.co.za


COCONUT-CRUSTQUICHE

MAKES 1 LARGE QUICHE 250g bacon, diced nonstick spray. off and press into the Season with salt and
PREPARATION: 20 MIN 250ml (1c) coconut or 1 Crust Put the flour, salt tart pan to form a crust. pepper.
CHILLING: 30 MIN dairy milk and baking powder in Use a fork to prick holes 5 Spread the bacon on the
BAKING: 35-40 MIN 2 eggs, whisked the bowl of a food pro- in the crust and chill in tart crust, then sprinkle
grated zest of 1 lemon cessor and pulse until the fridge for 30 min- the feta over. Add the
CRUST handful fresh parsley, mixed. Add the coconut utes. egg mixture and bake
500ml (2c) flour chopped oil and egg yolk and 3 Filling In the meantime, for 35-40 minutes or
5ml (1t) salt salt and freshly ground pulse until a dough heat the oil in a pan until the egg custard has
2,5ml (½t) baking powder pepper forms around the blade. and fry the bacon until set. Remove from the
200ml coconut oil 1 round feta, crumbled Remove and lightly cooked, then set aside. oven and leave to stand
1 egg yolk compress with your 4 Whisk the coconut or for 10 minutes. Slice into
FILLING Preheat the oven to 180°C. hands. dairy milk with the eggs, portions and serve.
15ml (1T) olive oil Grease a large tart tin with 2 Break pieces of dough lemon zest and parsley. (Turn over)
you.co.za 19 NOVEMBER 2020 | 23
YOU LIFESTYLE
COCONUTAND SEED BISCUITS

MAKES ABOUT 24 BISCUITS and mixed herbs in


PREPARATION: 15 MIN a bowl.
BAKING: 20-25 MIN 2 In a separate bowl,
whisk the egg whites
BISCUITS until light and fluffy.
250ml (1c) mixed seeds Mix into the seed
60ml (¼c) coconut flour mixture.
5ml (1t) sea salt 3 Transfer the mixture to
15ml (1T) dried mixed herbs the baking sheet and
4 egg whites smooth the surface.
TO SERVE Bake for 20-25 minutes
ready-made hummus or until light brown.
fresh herbs As soon as it comes
out of the oven, slice
Preheat the oven to it into squares or bars
200°C. Line a large baking and leave to cool com-
sheet with baking paper pletely.
and grease with nonstick 4 To serve Serve with
spray. the hummus and fresh
1 Biscuits Mix the seeds, herbs or store in an air-
coconut flour, sea salt tight container.

24 | 19 NOVEMBER 2020 you.co.za


COCONUT-COVERED LAMINGTONS

MAKES ABOUT 24-26 powder 2 Syrup Heat all the in- Leave on a wire rack to
LAMINGTONS 60ml (¼c) cocoa gredients in a saucepan. cool, then store in an
PREPARATION: 15 MIN TO FINISH Stir continuously until airtight container. S
COOKING: 10 MIN 125ml (½c) desiccated the sugar has dissolved.
coconut flakes, toasted Simmer for 5 minutes.
1 chocolate sheet cake 125ml (½c) desiccated 3 To finish Mix the coco-
(we used a box cake mix) coconut, ground and nut flakes and ground
SYRUP toasted coconut. In turn, dip the For a stronger
250ml (1c) sugar cake squares in the hot coffee flavour add
500ml (2c) water 1 Slice the sheet cake syrup, then in the coco- 30 ml (2T) instant
30ml (2T) instant coffee into squares. nut, coating all sides. coffee powder to
the cake mix before
it’s baked.

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BREAK
THE
HABIT
Want to improve your life?
Then stop allowing these
negative behaviours from
standing in your way!
BYMAXINE PETERS

F
EELING a bit low or in a funk
and not sure why? Maybe you
need to look at things you’re
doing every day that could be
affecting your mood. When
it comes to happiness, ha-
bitual thought patterns and behav-
iours can be a powerful thing.
While it’s good to think about
habits you’d like to cultivate to be
happier, it’s just as important to
think about bad habits you may
not even be aware of that could
steadily be chipping away at your
emotional, mental and physical well-
being.
Here are five habits you should
break right now if you want to be
happier and improve your life.

1
LISTENING TO YOUR inner critic can s metimes be use- reality, and that its reasoning is often flawed
INNE CRITIC ful – by helping ou recognise when or based on unrealistic expectations.
When was the last time you’ve made a d decision, for ex- Be kind to yourself. Instead of engaging with
you tted yourself ample, says C pe Town life coach your own personal hater, start feeling sorry
on the bac for something? and counsellor Taryn Smith. But for her and be kind instead. Every time that in-
Can’t reme ber? It could it shouldn’t li e in your head, she ner critic pipes up with “I’m not as good as my
be you’re li tening too much says, as this simply results in sister/friend/colleague” you respond with a
to your inn r critic, the voice constant neg tive thoughts soothing, “Wow, you’re feeling really insecure
that whisp rs thoughts such that drag you own. at the moment.”
as “You’re not good enough” or Flip the switch. This means catching
“Why can’t ou get it together?” TRY THIS yourself in the moment whenever you feel a
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We all have that voice in our Check yourself. Try to identify what negative thought or emotion coming up and
heads – critical, disap- your critical nner voice is telling quickly making an internal shift to correct your
proving on – to you. cknowledge that thinking. “Replace judging with understanding,
some degr e. his inner voice is labelling with acceptance and compartmen-
And this not a reflection of talising with compassion,” Smith says.
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YOU LIFESTYLE

ASK DR WHY CAN’T I BE FRIENDS WITH MY EX?


LOUISE I’m the kind of person who
will happily tell strangers
him and I think this is why he has
trust issues. Am I wrong to want to
my life story and ask people remain friends with someone who
personal questions. Because I’m so was a big part of my childhood?
Write to Dr Louise, PO Box 39410, Moreletapark 0044,
or email info@drlouise.co.za.
open though, I’m not entirely sure Confused, email
about boundaries when it comes
to ex-boyfriends. There are plenty of men (and
I FEEL AS IF I’VE BEEN My current boyfriend and I have
been dating for over a year. He has
women) who believe it’s not
possible to be just friends with
DROPPED INTO A an issue with me talking to my ex,
but I don’t see the problem.
someone of the opposite sex, but this is
simply not true. It is possible – and you
CHASM We’ve been friends since we were
kids and dated for a little over three
can’t simply discard a friend because
your boyfriend has issues with trust.
I lost my job due to lockdown. I had a months about a year before I met Your relationship with your ex was
very senior position and thought I had my boyfriend. We had an amicable over a year before you even met your
a bright future, but the company split and I have no romantic feel- boyfriend – so there was a year during
couldn’t survive lockdown and went bankrupt ings for him. which you two could have made up but
so I was retrenched. But my boyfriend doesn’t like the that did not happen.
I feel as if I’ve been dropped into a chasm, my fact we still chat occasionally, even Your boyfriend should consult with a
life has changed so drastically. Where I seldom when I’m not the one who initiates psychologist so he can work through his
used to worry about money, I now have to contact. We get into heated fights trust issues instead of dumping it on
think about making ends meet and my savings about it. As a result I’ve started to you. If it’s not your ex, it will be someone
are running out. I now live on the poverty line. keep my conversations with my ex else he is jealous of in the future. Jeal-
I’ve racked my brain to figure out something a secret. I realise this is wrong. ousy can be a serious problem in a rela-
to do but don’t have any manual skills and I’m My boyfriend’s ex cheated on tionship and he needs to address it now.
not artistic or innovative.
I’ve looked around for jobs but most compa-
nies are still contemplating if they should
employ new people. I’m at my wits’ end – what
‘Some of the most beautiful things we
should I do? have in life comes from our mistakes’
Daniel, email – MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER SURGEO BELL

If you had a senior position before being


retrenched then you must have certain skills
as well as leadership qualities, so I believe
I HAVE NO IDEA WHATTO DO AFTER MATRIC
you are selling yourself short. Don’t try to figure this I’m writing my matric course starting at the beginning of next
out on your own. Talk to people in your field as well as exams soon and my parents year anyway. It’s sensible of you to want
people you know who have their own businesses. Ask have pushed me to go to to avoid falling into a course of study
them for advice. university. They’ve said I can other people recommend for you.
The saying “necessity is the mother of invention” choose to study any course I’m The best thing would be to take a gap
is true – you never know what your true potential is interested in, but the problem is year and I would suggest using that time
until you’re backed into a corner. there are so many occupations I to: 1) Get a part-time job, to gain work
But what you are doing now is freezing up instead find interesting. experience; 2) Learn an additional lan-
of opening your mind to all possibilities. Think wider I’ve done several career-guidance guage, preferably another of SA’s official
than your profession or field. If you can provide tests but the results indicated that languages, as this will be beneficial to
people with things they really need right now, you can my aptitude overall is good, mean- you no matter what field you choose;
always make some money. ing I can study anything I want – so 3) Later in the year, redo the career test
Everybody needs food and basic necessities, and that was no help! with a careers counsellor. Explain that
there will be people who can’t get out or don’t want to The thing is, I don’t want to you need to know what your strongest
go out to the shops now. simply fall into a certain course be- aptitudes are so you can narrow down
Look at opportunities in your community. Check cause my parents or friends think possible careers.
your community noticeboards on social media – they it’s right for me. What should I do? Then talk to people in these careers
might spark some ideas. Jimmy, email to get more insight. Remember, the idea
Times are tough, but we all need to find the resolve of something is different to the reality
to deal with the challenges this pandemic has forced You don’t say whether you’ve of doing it all day long. The career you
upon us. already applied or not, and it’s choose should ideally be something you
too late now to apply for a truly enjoy.
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FAMOUS BIRTHDAYS

YOUR
STARS
By PETRA DU PREEZ

For daily
horoscopes
SAGITTARIUS MEG RYAN THANDI TSHABALALA ROBIN ROBERTS
19 NOVEMBER 1961 19 NOVEMBER 1984 23 NOVEMBER 1960
go to
you.co.za. 22 NOV – 20 DEC

Your finances
CAPRICORN might worry
21 DEC – 20 JAN
A new dispensation at work you this week
may not entirely be to your
liking, but chances are this is The sun is about to return to where
as good as it is going to get at it was when you were born, which
this stage. Whatever this means you have a birthday to plan
entails, you are bound to end and look forward to. With just about MILEY CYRUS ANGIFI DLADLA AARON MOKOENA
up with greater security, if everybody around you having less 23 NOVEMBER 1992 24 NOVEMBER 1950 25 NOVEMBER 1980
not necessarily more money. money than your last birthday,
Once your focus is no longer
consumed by this work-
you’re going to have to focus on SAGITTARIUS AT WORK
quality and not quantity.The best
related matter, you’ll S As a boss – will be generous and encouraging
rediscover the joys of part is that you don’t have to
explain yourself as everybody
S As an employee – a happy-go-lucky and optimistic worker
spending time with good
friends and enjoying their is in a similar position. Ring the S As a colleague – always up for a game of fun and a laugh
company. changes and pave a new way of S Management style – believes in the power of positivity
YOUR LUCKY NUMBERS entertaining friends. S Your workspace – not the tidiest but an open-door policy
24, 48, 42, 39, 41, 50 YOUR LUCKY NUMBERS S At the office party – the life and soul of the party
25, 53, 11, 7, 2, 38 S Your pay cheque – spent on good times and holidays.
AQUARIUS
21 JAN – 18 FEB
It seems as if a family matter ARIES GEMINI LEO LIBRA
can finally be settled this 21 MAR – 19 APR 21 MAY – 20 JUN 22 JUL – 22 AUG 23 SEP – 22 OCT
week after many months of It is only natural for couples Whether you restructure You have probably had no Decisions affecting your
coming and going. Accept to disagree on how money your debt or reduce it, you other choice but to tighten home and family may not be
that you will never find the should be spent and this and your partner/spouse the financial belt.Therefore, very popular to start with
ideal solution and what week, you and your better need to tighten the financial when the sun makes its annu- this week, but chances are
matters now is a negotiated half need to define and stick belt this week.This will have al move into your leisure and you are going to be the one
arrangement. With the sun to a new budget. The key lies positive implications for your pleasure horoscope this who has to set the pace. You
moving into your friendship in open communication. Con- future.This will also motivate week, its time you step up to may have to accept being the
horoscope as well, there will sulting with a third party may you to work harder, take on the plate as only a Leo can. unpopular one at present.
be plenty of time to spend be the best way to get good an extra job or work at earn- Whether you splash out on a Communication becomes
with your mates. You don’t advice. Saving alone is not ing a promotion. Towards the weekend away, some new better as the week moves
have to pay for everyone, the answer, but developing end of the week, your best toys for the family or create along, so let this become your
share what is fair. and putting a money strategy asset – having the gift of the your own party at home, the strength in conveying your
YOUR LUCKY NUMBERS in place is your solution. gab – comes to your rescue. idea is to maximise the fun. newfound insights.
50, 41, 37, 30, 18, 23 YOUR LUCKY NUMBERS YOUR LUCKY NUMBERS YOUR LUCKY NUMBERS YOUR LUCKY NUMBERS
3, 12, 10, 44, 23, 17 49, 23, 13, 2, 34, 33 10, 22, 46, 30, 9, 28 12, 26, 29, 40, 6, 23
PISCES
19 FEB – 20 MAR TAURUS CANCER VIRGO SCORPIO
Some hiccups in your shared 20 APR – 20 MAY 21 JUN – 21 JUL 23 AUG – 22 SEP 23 OCT – 21 NOV
finances could put a strain on With your ruler, Venus, squar- Even though your style is not As a super-realistic person, If your partner appears to be
your love life, although it’s ing up to stern Saturn this to be the strict one at home, you are very aware of how in his/her own bubble, you
only temporary. It will be week, chances are you are chances are you are the one much things cost.You may would be wise to let sleeping
good for the two of you to going to feel a bit unloved. Be who is most adept at doing thus not be tempted to spend dogs lie. He/she will eventual-
agree upon a new budget and mindful not to make a fuss so. Knowing what the bound- that extra bit on a leisure ac- ly emerge from this situation,
accept joint responsibility for over this, as you will come aries and responsibilities are, tivity, but your other half has so bide your time. Use the
your income and expenses. across as being insecure and means every family member different ideas. Jointly, you time to explore your creativi-
A new day is dawning for you needy. If you can talk yourself can function at an optimal can come up with a plan on ty, whether you take up keep-
in your career and there is no through this experience, you level. You and your spouse how to treat the family on a ing a journal, explore a specif-
reason you should not enjoy will find that communication need to function as a team budget. If single, this might be ic social-media platform or
being in the limelight.The is much enhanced.Treat you and not as two individuals a good week for a first date, play a musical instrument.
week ends on a sweet note and your love to a fine meal when it comes to making de- accepting an invitation or This could be nourishment
with love being celebrated. at your favourite restaurant. cisions. sending a romantic gift. for body, soul and emotions.
YOUR LUCKY NUMBERS YOUR LUCKY NUMBERS YOUR LUCKY NUMBERS YOUR LUCKY NUMBERS YOUR LUCKY NUMBERS
27, 9, 48, 26, 22, 4 21, 49, 8, 27, 52, 42 17, 14, 4, 18, 24, 32 7, 11, 50, 21, 49, 43 6, 44, 35, 16, 20, 51

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05:00 D GELEZA NATHI 05:00 D DINOPAWS 05:00 D UNFILTERED 05:00 D NODDY IN TOYLAND 06:00 D NCIS 06:00 D LAUGH OUT LOUD:
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Nombuso. CONTINUES 21:00 NEWS SKULL RANCH CHALLENGE 22:00 SANCTUARY 00:00 LOKSHIN BIOSKOP:
19:00 XHOSA/ZULU NEWS 21:30 THE BUTCHER OF 21:30 A CHRISTMAS CRUISE 19:00 SOUTH AFRICA TONIGHT 23:10 D THE GOOD PLACE TEA TIME
19:30 D THE REAL GOBOZA KRAAIFONTEIN When the characters first 19:30 SUPERSTORE 23:35 D WORK IN PROGRESS 01:00 LOKSHIN BIOSKOP:
Celebrity news show. True-crime documentary. see their ship, it’s actually 20:00 THE JUNGLE BOOK 00:10 D MRS. AMERICA KE SUMMER BOSS
20:00 TO BE ANNOUNCED 22:30 D SIDE BY SIDE the RMS Queen Mary, which 22:10 MONEY TRAIN 01:10 D MR. MERCEDES 02:30 LOKSHIN BIOSKOP:
22:00 GET2GETHER EXPERIENCE 23:30 FULL VIEW is permanently moored at 00:25 PREDATORS 02:10 D FBI: MOST WANTED MAMA STOLE MY HUNK
Music programme. 02:30 D TRENDZ TRAVEL Long Beach, California. 02:20 MONEY TRAIN 03:00 TO BE ANNOUNCED 04:00 LOKSHIN BIOSKOP:
00:00 D KOZE KUSE 03:00 THE GLOBE 23:30 KOZE KUSE 04:20 D FORENSIC FILES 04:35 THE ADDAMS FAMILY A LIFETIME OF TEARS

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TV | SUNDAY | 22 NOVEMBER
05:00 D GELEZA NATHI 05:00 D DINOPAWS 05:00 D SPECIAL ASSIGNMENT 05:00 D JUST FOR LAUGHS GAGS 06:00 D THE GOLDBERGS 06:00 D LAUGH OUT LOUD:
Education show. 05:30 D THE MAGICAL WORLD Local current affairs show. 05:30 JOSEPH PRINCE: NEW 06:30 D LAST MAN STANDING THE COMEDY SHOW
06:00 D TEENAGERS ON OF LUNABELLE 05:30 D PSALTED CREATION CHURCH TV 07:00 D MOM 07:00 ICILONGO
A MISSION 06:00 D BABY TV Contemporary gospel 06:00 D I AM SOUL PRECIOUS 07:30 D MAD ABOUT YOU 08:00 D GOSPEL ALIVE
07:00 D SIYAKHOLWA 06:57 MOTHEO music show. 06:25 EINSERT 08:05 D THE GOOD DOCTOR 09:00 LOKSHIN BIOSKOP:
Children’s multifaith show. 07:00 MORNING LIVE 06:30 D AN NUR, THE LIGHT 06:30 D ZOKODETJA 09:00 D ZOEY’S EXTRAORDINARY ABO MAKOTI
07:30 D BONISANANI 08:30 7DE LAAN Islamic magazine show. 06:55 NODDY IN TOYLAND PLAYLIST A young woman unlucky
08:00 D IMVELO Omnibus. 07:00 SADHANA  07:10 POSTMAN PAT SPECIAL 10:00 D THE VOICE in love agrees to marry an
08:30 D GOSPEL AVENUE 11:00 SIMCHA THE INWARD PATH DELIVERY SERVICE Double bill. old woman’s late son to
Gospel music show. Jewish magazine show. Hindu magazine show. 07:25 VEGGIETALES IN THE CITY 13:00 HEIDI keep the family name alive.
09:30 D SKEEM SAAM 11:30 CROSSING THE DIVIDE 07:30 YUM.ME 07:55 NINJAGO: MASTERS OF 13:30 THE LITTLE VAMPIRE 10:00 D ISIBAYA
Omnibus. 12:00 THE LIGHT 08:00 WOZA MATRIC SPINJITSU 15:00 D PARTY OF FIVE Omnibus.
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12:00 D UZALO 12:30 CLUBLAND 10:00 D TRENDING SA 08:30 D RHYTHM CITY 16:00 D THE ROOKIE 12:30 LOKSHIN BIOSKOP:
Omnibus. 13:00 LADIES CLUB Omnibus. Omnibus. 17:00 D SINGLE WIVES BALUNGILE
14:30 SOCCER 13:30 RED BULL 12:00 D TOP BILLING 10:20 D DURBAN GEN SOUTH AFRICA 13:30 D HOMEGROUND
Build-up. 14:00 D TKO: TOTAL KNOCK OUT Lifestyle magazine show. Omnibus. 18:00 SURVIVOR: 14:00 D MZANSI MAGIC
15:30 SOCCER 15:00 D TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL 13:00 WOZA MATRIC 12:10 DOG LOVER’S SYMPHONY WINNERS AT WAR MUSIC SPECIAL
17:30 D GOSPEL UNPLUGGED 16:00 ISSUES OF FAITH 15:00 TO BE ANNOUNCED 14:05 THE JUNGLE BOOK 19:00 CARTE BLANCHE 14:30 D GOMORA
Modern gospel music show. Documentary series that 17:30 MELA 16:10 IMPACT 20:05 THE MUSTANG Omnibus.
18:00 CERTIFIED CLASSICS looks at various issues experi- 18:30 EARTH’S GREATEST RIVERS 18:00 LITTLE BIG SHOTS The actor who plays Tom 17:00 IDOLS SA
19:00 XHOSA/ZULU NEWS enced in South Africa’s reli- Nature documentary series. Variety show. This episode is Thomas Smittle, who Singing competition show
19:30 FAMILY SECRETS gious communities. The surprising story of the features a six-year-old dancer, participated in the pro- hosted by ProVerb with
20:00 D EMOYENI 17:00 GOSPEL CLASSICS Mississippi, a river that unites a classically trained trio of gramme the movie is judges Randall Abrahams,
21:00 KICKBOXER 18:00 AFRIKAANS NEWS the US. string players and a three- based on. Somizi Mhlongo and
The scene in which actor 18:15 TSWANA/SOTHO NEWS 19:30 60 DAYS ON THE STREET year-old viral sensation 21:45 LAST WEEK TONIGHT Unathi Nkayi.
Jean-Claude Van Damme’s 18:30 LIFE OR DEBT 20:30 TOP GEAR with his dog. WITH JOHN OLIVER 19:00 OUR PERFECT WEDDING
character has meat tied to 19:30 THE CUBE Motoring show. Presenters 19:00 SOUTH AFRICA TONIGHT 22:35 D INCONCEIVABLE 20:00 VULA VALA
his leg and is chased by his Game show. Contestants try Matt LeBlanc, Chris Harris 19:30 BLACKISH 23:15 THE BIG SHOT 21:00 UNMARRIED
master’s dog was inspired to complete deceivingly sim- and Rory Reid buy used Comedy series. Junior trans- 01:00 D RIVERDALE Local drama series. A look
by real life when a young ple tasks in a giant cube. luxury limousines from forms his shared room with 01:55 D SANCTUARY at the impact an unexpected
Van Damme was ordered 20:30 SPEAK OUT Rolls-Royce, Bentley and Jack into a frat house. 03:00 THE NIGHT CLERK death has on the relationship
by his karate teacher to Consumer-rights show. Mercedes and test them 20:00 MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE  04:40 GROUNDHOG DAVE 2 ** between three friends.
wear a protective suit and 21:00 EMPLOYABLE ME out in a six-hour endurance GHOST PROTOCOL 2019, 68 min, A. Animated 21:30 BOPHELO
withstand the attempts of 22:00 D AMERICAN SOUL race at Silverstone. 22:45 DOG LOVER’S SYMPHONY adventure. When a ground- 22:30 D ZABALAZA
a trained dog to pull him 23:00 D LIFE 24/7 21:00 NEWS 00:35 OCCUPY, TEXAS hog comes out of his shack Omnibus.
to the ground. 23:30 FULL VIEW 21:30 THE LXD: SECRETS 02:20 MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE  to predict the weather, he 03:30 LOKSHIN BIOSKOP:
23:00 D NGEMPELA 02:30 D UNFILTERED OF THE RA GHOST PROTOCOL instead has a vision of the MR. LAVA LAVA
00:00 KOZE KUSE 03:00 THE GLOBE 23:30 D KOZE KUSE 04:45 EINSERT world ending. 05:00 D GOSPEL ALIVE

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CLAWS

YOU LEISURE E.TV, MONDAY 22:00


While Desna proceeds with her wedding
plans, a hurricane bears down on Palmetto.

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23NOVEMBER | TV | MONDAY

05:00 DEVOTIONS 05:00 D THABANG THABONG 05:00 D XCELLERATE 05:00 D COOL CATZ LEGACY 06:00 D THE CHASE 06:00 D LAUGH OUT LOUD:
05:02 GELEZI NATHI 05:30 D NINA AND THE NEURONS 05:30 D HECTIC ON 3 05:30 D JUDGE JUDY 07:00 D MASTERCHEF AUSTRALIA THE COMEDY SHOW
06:00 KIDS’NEWS & 05:57 D MOTHEO 06:00 EXPRESSO 05:55 EINSERT 08:00 D THE GOLDBERGS Double bill.
CURRENT AFFAIRS 06:00 MORNING LIVE 08:00 WOZA MATRIC 06:00 THE MORNING SHOW 08:30 D LITTLE BIG SHOTS 08:00 LOKSHIN BIOSKOP:
06:30 BEN 10 08:00 NGEN 10:00 D 7DE LAAN 08:00 THE MORNING NEWS 09:30 D SURVIVOR: ISONO SAMI
07:00 DBE LEARNING TUBE 08:30 BABY TV 10:30 D GENERATIONS: 08:30 D DAYS OF OUR LIVES WINNERS AT WAR 09:30 D ISIBAYA
08:00 D GENERATIONS: 09:00 RAISING BABIES THE LEGACY 09:30 ELIF 10:30 D THE KELLY CLARKSON 10:00 D THE QUEEN
THE LEGACY 09:30 D GOING STRONG 11:00 D TRENDING SA 10:30 DOODSONDES SHOW 10:30 D GOMORA
08:30 D MUVHANGO 10:00 D 50/50 11:30 D JUDGE FAITH JENKINS 11:30 D RHYTHM CITY 11:30 D MASTERCHEF AUSTRALIA 11:00 D LAUGH OUT LOUD:
09:00 D UZALO 11:00 D 7DE LAAN 12:00 MAGNUM P.I. 12:00 D SCANDAL 12:30 D THE CHASE THE COMEDY SHOW
09:30 D SKEEM SAAM 11:30 D MUVHANGO 13:00 WOZA MATRIC 12:30 D IMBEWU: THE SEED 13:30 D PARTY OF FIVE 12:00 D THE RIVER
10:00 D ABO MZALA 12:00 D UZALO 15:00 NOAH & SASKIA 13:00 ENEWS 1PM 14:30 D CARTE BLANCHE 12:30 D ISIBAYA
10:30 DAILY THETHA 12:30 D GENERATIONS: 15:30 WORST YEAR OF 13:30 D DURBAN GEN 15:30 D HAWAII FIVE0 13:30 D GOMORA
11:30 D REAL GOBOZA THE LEGACY MY LIFE, AGAIN 14:00 PATERNITY COURT 16:20 D MISERY INDEX 14:00 LOKSHIN BIOSKOP: NOAH
12:00 D YILUNGELO LAKHO 13:00 D SKEEM SAAM Teen drama series. It’s the 14:30 NODDY IN TOYLAND 17:00 THE KELLY CLARKSON A boxer tries to repair his
13:00 NEWS 13:30 D SIDE BY SIDE grand final for Alex’s soccer 14:45 POSTMAN PAT SPECIAL SHOW relationship with his father.
13:30 D MAM’SAKHILE’S 14:00 TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL team the Mad Dogs, but after DELIVERY SERVICE 18:00 MASTERCHEF AUSTRALIA 15:30 LOKSHIN BIOSKOP:
STORY HOUSE Fantasy drama series. a major mix-up in a sports 15:00 PJ MASKS 19:00 LEGACY IZINTOMBI ZODWA
14:00 D BREAK DA BEAT On Monica’s 100th case store, it’s up to his dad to 15:15 THE MOJICONS 19:30 THE GOOD DOCTOR 16:30 D MZANSI MAGIC
15:00 D THE ATHENA she must help a dying step in and save the day. 15:30 TRANSFORMERS: Medical drama series. MUSIC SPECIAL
15:30 YOTV child fulfil his last wish. 16:00 HECTIC ON 3 ROBOTS IN DISGUISE 20:30 THE ROOKIE 17:00 D IDOLS SA
16:30 D THE CHATROOM 15:00 MY ANIMAL FRIENDS 16:30 JUDGE FAITH JENKINS 15:55 TROLLHUNTERS: Crime drama series. 19:00 THE RIVER
17:00 D EXPRESSIONS 15:30 TAKALANI SESAME Reality courtroom series. TALES OF ARCADIA 21:30 MRS. AMERICA 19:30 GOMORA
17:28 AUM 16:00 EPIC HANGOUT A woman claims a family 16:20 JUDGE JUDY True-life mini-series ends. 20:00 UNMARRIED
17:30 NDEBELE/SWATI NEWS 16:30 HECTIC NINE9 friend crashed her car. A 16:45 DAYS OF OUR LIVES Gloria, Bella and Jill put 20:30 ISIBAYA
18:00 ORANGE COUCH 17:00 YUGIOH! martial-arts student claims 18:30 DURBAN GEN pressure on the White 21:00 THE QUEEN
18:30 SKEEM SAAM 17:30 NDEBELE/SWATI NEWS he was forced to quit his job. 19:00 RHYTHM CITY House to act on their 21:30 D HOMEGROUND
19:00 XHOSA/ZULU NEWS 18:00 7DE LAAN 17:00 AFTERNOON EXPRESS 19:30 SCANDAL! proposals. 22:00 XOLA
19:30 D SGUDI‘SNAYSI 18:30 AFRIKAANS NEWS 18:00 TRENDING SA 20:00 ENEWS 8PM 22:30 GOOD LORD BIRD 23:00 D LAUGH OUT LOUD:
20:00 GENERATIONS: THE LEGACY 19:00 50/50 18:30 TO BE ANNOUNCED 20:30 CHICAGO FIRE 23:35 THE LATE LATE SHOW THE COMEDY SHOW
Gadaffi doesn’t take it lying 20:00 TSWANA/SOTHO NEWS 19:30 WHO WANTS TO BE 21:30 IMBEWU: THE SEED WITH JAMES CORDEN 00:00 D ZABALAZA
down when his ex gives 20:30 LEIHLO LA SECHABA A MILLIONAIRE? 22:00 CLAWS 00:30 D THE AFFAIR 00:30 D LAUGH OUT LOUD:
him a hard time. 21:00 MUVHANGO 20:30 UNFILTERED 23:00 THE LATE SHOW WITH 01:45 D THE BAY THE COMEDY SHOW
20:30 UZALO 21:30 LITHAPO 21:00 NEWS STEPHEN COLBERT 02:45 D LAST WEEK TONIGHT 02:00 LOKSHIN BIOSKOP:
21:00 D FREEDOM IS NOT FREE 22:00 THE REVENANT 21:30 TO BE ANNOUNCED 23:45 BEST OF THE BEST 3: WITH JOHN OLIVER BUY TATA
22:00 SOCCERZONE 00:00 FULL VIEW 22:30 BUNDESLIGA REVIEW NO TURNING BACK 03:25 D CLOSE UP WITH THE 03:00 LOKSHIN BIOSKOP: NOAH
23:00 D MAKING MOVES 02:00 D UNFILTERED SHOW 01:30 ICE BREAKER HOLLYWOOD REPORTER 04:30 LOKSHIN BIOSKOP:
00:00 D KOZE KUSE 03:00 THE GLOBE 23:30 D KOZE KUSE 03:00 HIGH VOLTAGE 04:15 A DOG’S JOURNEY IZINTOMBI ZODWA

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24NOVEMBER | TV | TUESDAY

05:00 IZWI LA BANTU 05:00 D THABANG THABONG 05:00 D YUM.ME 05:00 D ZOKODETJA 06:00 D THE CHASE 06:00 D LAUGH OUT LOUD:
05:02 GELEZA NATHI 05:30 D NINA AND THE NEURONS 05:30 D HECTIC ON 3 05:30 D JUDGE JUDY 07:00 D MASTERCHEF AUSTRALIA THE COMEDY SHOW
06:00 KIDS’NEWS & 05:57 D MOTHEO 06:00 EXPRESSO 06:00 THE MORNING SHOW 08:00 D NCIS Double bill.
CURRENT AFFAIRS 06:00 MORNING LIVE 08:00 WOZA MATRIC 08:00 THE MORNING NEWS 09:00 D BLUE BLOODS 08:00 LOKSHIN BIOSKOP:
06:30 D THE LION GUARD 08:00 NGEN 10:00 D 7DE LAAN 08:30 D DAYS OF OUR LIVES 10:00 D LEGACY KWAITO OR NOTHING
07:00 DBE LEARNING TUBE 08:30 BABY TV 10:30 D GENERATIONS: 09:20 INFOMERCIALS 10:30 D THE KELLY CLARKSON 09:30 D ISIBAYA
08:00 D GENERATIONS: 09:00 RAISING BABIES 101 THE LEGACY 09:30 ELIF SHOW 10:00 D THE QUEEN
THE LEGACY 09:30 BACK FROM ZERO 11:00 D TRENDING SA 10:30 DOODSONDES 11:30 D MASTERCHEF AUSTRALIA 10:30 D GOMORA
08:30 D MUVHANGO 10:00 D SPYSKAART 11:30 D JUDGE FAITH JENKINS 11:30 D RHYTHM CITY 12:30 D THE CHASE 11:00 D THE DOCTORS
09:00 D UZALO 10:30 D PASELLA 12:00 THE ATEAM 12:00 D SCANDAL! 13:30 D THE GOLDBERGS 12:00 D THE RIVER
09:30 D SKEEM SAAM 11:00 D 7DE LAAN Action series. On Thanks- 12:30 D IMBEWU: THE SEED 14:00 D LAST MAN STANDING 12:30 D ISIBAYA
10:00 D ABO MZALA 11:30 D MUVHANGO giving General Stockwell 13:00 ENEWS 1PM 14:30 D MOM 13:00 D THE QUEEN
10:30 DAILY THETHA 12:00 D UZALO orders the A-Team to reunite 13:30 D DURBAN GEN 15:00 D MAD ABOUT YOU 13:30 D GOMORA

PROGRAMME INFORMATION IS SUPPLIED BY THE BROADCASTERS AND CORRECT AT TIME OF GOING TO PRINT
11:30 D ONE MIC 12:30 D GENERATIONS: a wanted criminal with 14:00 PATERNITY COURT 15:30 D HAWAII FIVE0. 14:00 LOKSHIN BIOSKOP:
12:00 D SPORT@10 THE LEGACY his daughter for 24 hours. 14:30 NODDY IN TOYLAND 16:25 D THE MISERY INDEX PLASTIC MONEY
13:00 NEWS 13:00 D SKEEM SAAM 13:00 WOZA MATRIC 14:45 POSTMAN PAT SPECIAL 17:00 THE KELLY CLARKSON 15:30 LOKSHIN BIOSKOP:
13:30 D MAM’SAKHILE’S 13:30 D SIDE BY SIDE 15:00 NOAH AND SASKIA DELIVERY SERVICE SHOW RANDS & FAMILY
STORY HOUSE 14:00 TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL 15:30 WORST YEAR OF 15:00 MISS MOON 18:00 MASTERCHEF AUSTRALIA 17:00 LAUGH OUT LOUD:
14:00 D MY WORLD 15:00 MY ANIMAL FRIENDS MY LIFE, AGAIN! 15:30 THE BOSS BABY: 19:00 LEGACY THE COMEDY SHOW
15:00 D THE ATHENA 15:30 TAKALANI SESAME Teen drama series. Alex is BACK IN BUSINESS 19:30 NCIS: LOS ANGELES 18:00 LOKSHIN BISKOP:
15:30 YOTV 16:00 EPIC HANGOUT determined to win the boys’ 15:55 POKÉMON JOURNEYS Action series. The team assists LERATO LETHOLA WENA
16:30 D YILUNGELO LAKHO Kids’educational series. cross-country race, even if 16:20 JUDGE JUDY the department of justice in 19:00 THE RIVER
17:28 IZWI LA BANTU 16:30 HECTIC NINE9 he has to cheat. 16:45 DAYS OF OUR LIVES the investigation of an arson- 19:30 GOMORA
17:30 NDEBELE/SWATI NEWS 17:00 YUGIOH! 16:00 HECTIC ON 3 17:30 DEUR DIK EN DUN ist who targets an FBI agent’s 20:00 INGANE YAM
18:00 NYAN ’NYAN 17:30 TSONGA/VENDA NEWS 16:30 JUDGE FAITH JENKINS 18:30 DURBAN GEN house. 20:30 ISIBAYA
18:30 SKEEM SAAM 18:00 7DE LAAN Reality courtroom show. 19:00 RHYTHM CITY 20:30 S.W.A.T. 21:00 THE QUEEN
The jig is up for Nimza. 18:30 AFRIKAANS NEWS Judge Jenkins reveals the 19:30 SCANDAL! Action series. The team pur- 21:30 ITHEMBA
19:00 XHOSA/ZULU NEWS 19:00 KOSKASKENADES results of a paternity test. 20:00 ENEWS 8PM sue a murderous criminal 22:00 LOKSHIN BIOSKOP:
19:30 SELIMATHUNZI Cooking show. 17:00 AFTERNOON EXPRESS 20:30 911 couple on the run. KWAITO OR NOTHING
20:00 GENERATIONS: THE LEGACY 19:30 D KOÖPERASIESTORIES 18:00 TRENDING SA 21:30 IMBEWU: THE SEED 21:30 THE COMEY RULE 23:30 D LAUGH OUT LOUD:
Fikile realises she went about 20:00 TSWANA/SOTHO NEWS Talk show. 22:00 CHECKPOINT 22:30 MR. MERCEDES THE COMEDY SHOW
things the wrong way. 20:30 VUSASEKI 18:30 TO BE ANNOUNCED 22:30 D DEVI 23:35 THE LATE LATE SHOW 00:30 D ZABALAZA
20:30 UZALO 21:00 MUVHANGO 19:30 INSIDER SA 23:00 THE LATE SHOW WITH WITH JAMES CORDEN 01:30 D LAUGH OUT LOUD:
21:00 CUTTING EDGE 21:30 LITHAPO 20:30 SPECIAL ASSIGNMENT STEPHEN COLBERT 00:30 D MRS. AMERICA THE COMEDY SHOW
22:00 D NYAN ’NYAN 22:00 D GOSPEL CLASSICS 21:00 NEWS 23:45 MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE  01:30 D GOOD LORD BIRD 02:30 D MZANSI MAGIC
22:30 D THE CHATROOM 23:00 D YUGIOH! 21:30 TO BE ANNOUNCED GHOST PROTOCOL 02:20 D WORK IN PROGRESS MUSIC SPECIAL
23:00 D ISPANI 23:30 FULL VIEW 22:30 THE GLOBE 02:10 THE ASSASSIN’S CODE 02:50 SUBMISSION 03:00 LOKSHIN BIOSKOP:
00:00 D GELEZA NATHI 03:00 THE GLOBE 23:30 D KOZE KUSE 04:05 D 911 04:35 BERNIE THE DOLPHIN PLASTIC MONEY

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Xolile is disturbed by
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TV | WEDNESDAY | 25 NOVEMBER
05:00 DEVOTIONS 05:57 D OP PAD 05:00 D 48 HOURS 08:00 THE MORNING NEWS 06:00 D THE CHASE 06:00 D LAUGH OUT LOUD:
05:02 GELEZA NATHI 06:00 MORNING LIVE 05:30 D HECTIC ON 3 08:30 D DAYS OF OUR LIVES 07:00 D MASTERCHEF AUSTRALIA THE COMEDY SHOW
06:00 KIDS’NEWS & 08:00 NGEN 06:00 EXPRESSO 09:30 ELIF 08:00 D THE GOOD DOCTOR Double bill.
CURRENT AFFAIRS 08:30 BABY TV 08:00 WOZA MATRIC 10:30 DOODSONDES 09:00 D THE ROOKIE 08:00 LOKSHIN BIOSKOP:
06:30 YOTV 09:00 RAISING BABIES 101 10:00 D 7DE LAAN 11:30 D RHYTHM CITY 10:00 D LEGACY HOW I MET MY HUSBAND
07:00 DBE LEARNING TUBE 09:30 D STORIES UNTOLD 10:30 D GENERATIONS: 12:00 D SCANDAL! 10:30 D THE KELLY CLARKSON 09:30 D ISIBAYA
08:00 D ISIDINGO 10:00 HEALTH TALK THE LEGACY 12:30 D IMBEWU: THE SEED SHOW 10:00 D THE QUEEN
08:30 D GENERATIONS: 11:00 D 7DE LAAN 11:00 D TRENDING SA 13:00 ENEWS 1PM 11:30 D MASTERCHEF AUSTRALIA 10:30 D GOMORA
THE LEGACY 11:30 D MUVHANGO 11:30 D JUDGE FAITH JENKINS 13:30 D DURBAN GEN 12:30 D THE CHASE 11:00 D LAUGH OUT LOUD:
09:00 D MUVHANGO 12:00 D UZALO 12:00 KNIGHT RIDER 14:00 PATERNITY COURT 13:30 D ELLEN’S GAME OF GAMES THE COMEDY SHOW
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09:30 D SKEEM SAAM 12:30 D GENERATIONS: Sci-fi show. 14:30 NODDY IN TOYLAND 14:30 D BULL 12:00 D THE RIVER
10:00 D ABO MZALA THE LEGACY 13:00 WOZA MATRIC 14:35 POSTMAN PAT SPECIAL 15:30 D HAWAII FIVE0 12:30 D ISIBAYA
10:30 DAILY THETHA 13:00 D SKEEM SAAM 15:00 NOAH AND SASKIA DELIVERY SERVICE 16:30 D THE MISERY INDEX 13:00 D THE QUEEN
11:30 D GOSPEL UNPLUGGED 13:30 D LITHAPO 15:30 WORST YEAR OF 15:00 44 CATS 17:00 THE KELLY CLARKSON 13:30 D GOMORA
12:00 D THE CHATROOM 14:00 TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL MY LIFE, AGAIN 15:15 LITTLEST PET SHOP: SHOW 14:00 LOKSHIN BIOSKOP:
12:30 D IDENTITY 15:00 AKILI AND ME 16:00 HECTIC ON 3 A WORLD OF OUR OWN 18:00 MASTERCHEF AUSTRALIA PLAY THE PLAYA
13:00 NEWS 15:30 TAKALANI SESAME Tween show. 15:30 DENNIS & GNASHER: 19:00 THE LEGACY 15:30 LOKSHIN BIOSKOP:
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13:30 D MAM’SAKHILE’S 16:00 DISNEY COOKABOUT 16:30 JUDGE FAITH JENKINS UNLEASHED 19:30 NCIS MASHONISA, THE DRAGON
STORY HOUSE 16:30 HECTIC NINE9 17:00 AFTERNOON EXPRESS 15:55 POWER RANGERS: Action series. The team inves- 17:00 LAUGH OUT LOUD:
14:00 D IT TAKES A VILLAGE 17:00 YUGIOH! 18:00 TRENDING SA DINO CHARGE tigate the death of a petty of- THE COMEDY SHOW
15:00 D THE ATHENA 17:30 TSONGA/VENDA NEWS 18:30 TO BE ANNOUNCED 16:20 JUDGE JUDY ficer murdered the same way 18:00 D OUR PERFECT WEDDING
15:30 YOTV 18:00 7DE LAAN 19:30 MILES APART, 16:45 DAYS OF OUR LIVES as his parents a decade ago. 19:00 THE RIVER
16:30 D ISPANI 18:30 AFRIKAANS NEWS MILES TOGETHER 17:30 DEUR DIK EN DUN 20:30 BLUE BLOODS 19:30 GOMORA
17:28 DEVOTIONS 19:00 FOKUS Reality show reuniting South 18:30 DURBAN GEN Crime drama series. Frank 20:00 IZANGOMA ZODUMO
17:30 NDEBELE/SWATI NEWS 19:30 DIE VLIEËNDE Africans with family members 19:00 RHYTHM CITY is caught in the middle of 20:30 ISIBAYA
18:00 COME AGAIN SPRINGBOKKIE who’ve moved abroad. 19:30 SCANDAL! a battle between the police 21:00 THE QUEEN
18:30 SKEEM SAAM 20:00 TSWANA/SOTHO NEWS 20:30 AMAH KNOWS BEST 20:00 ENEWS 8PM and the fire department. 21:30 TRACKERS
19:00 XHOSA/ZULU NEWS 20:30 NGULA YA VUTIVI/ Travel and cooking show. 20:30 911 21:30 FBI: MOST WANTED 22:30 D LAUGH OUT LOUD:
19:30 D YOUTH YEAR 1  ZWA MARAMANI Hip-hop artist Ifani tries 21:30 IMBEWU: THE SEED 22:25 THE AFFAIR THE COMEDY SHOW
LOVE AND MASKANDI 20:57 LIVE LOTTO DRAW various recipes from different 22:00 POWER Drama series finale. 23:30 D ZABALAZA
20:00 GENERATIONS: THE LEGACY 21:00 MUVHANGO countries around the world. 23:10 THE LATE SHOW WITH 00:05 THE LATE LATE SHOW 00:30 D LAUGH OUT LOUD:
20:30 UZALO 21:30 LITHAPO 21:00 NEWS STEPHEN COLBERT WITH JAMES CORDEN THE COMEDY SHOW
21:00 IT TAKES A VILLAGE 22:00 BREAKING NEW GROUND 21:30 D BEDFORD WIVES 23:55 SHOOT THE HERO 01:00 D THE COMEY RULE 01:30 LOKSHIN BIOSKOP:
22:00 SPORT@10 22:30 D HEALTH TALK Drama series. 01:25 BEST OF THE BEST 3: 01:55 D MR. MERCEDES HOW I MET MY HUSBAND
23:00 D MZANSI INSIDER 23:00 D YUGIOH! 22:30 THE GLOBE NO TURNING BACK 02:55 CLOUD WHISPERS 03:00 LOKSHIN BIOSKOP:
00:00 KOZE KUSE 23:30 FULL VIEW 23:30 D KOZE KUSE 03:10 DOG LOVER’S SYMPHONY 04:25 ABOMINABLE PLAY THE PLAYA
YOU LEISURE TV MOVIES: THURS 19 – WED 25 NOVEMBER
THURSDAY sell them to a marine park. Jason James Richter, powers their dance abilities give them. Jesse
August Schellenberg. Brown, Dondraico Johnson.
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Street protester must move back home to sister growing up in Massachusetts during and S THE NIGHT CLERK ★★★ 2020, 90 min, 16,
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their parents’ deaths. Janine Turner, Peri Gilpin. Gabriel Byrne. has Asperger’s syndrome becomes the prime
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must save Fairy Tale Land from a bunch of by Rudyard Kipling. After a tiger threatens his
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villains who’ve banded together.


to leave the jungle and sets off on a journey
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M-Net, 04:15. Animated adventure. Three teens and a bear. Bill Murray, Ben Kingsley. 16VLN, SABC2, 22:00. True-life adventure.
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friend. Kevin Sorbo, Patrick Muldoon. M-Net, 20:05. Drama. A violent convict gets for wedding rings inadvertently get caught up
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Starting with clue No 1, fill in the grid in a clockwise direction with These number puzzles are quite simple. Place the numbers 1 to
four-letter words, working your way to the centre of the spiral 9 in the empty squares so that the same number appears only
puzzle. The last letter of each word becomes the first letter of once in each row, each column and each 3x3 box.
the next. If you’ve correctly filled in the grid, there should be a
seven-letter keyword reading across from clue No 8. HARD
All over again 9 Kind of tide
2 Married woman 10 Cat sound 3 8
3 Small whirlpool 11 Filing tool
4 Twelve months 12 Cattle poker 1 4 3 6
5 Plant part 13 Dirt powder
6 Overseas trip
7 Biryani base
14 Run the bar
15 Arrow; go fast
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three Ls, X for the two Os and so on. Single letters, apostrophes, the
length and formation of the words are all hints. Each week the code
letters are different. This week’s hint: SVPF is TALK.

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week’s puzzles
The words in the list appear on the grid – horizontally, vertically
on pages
or diagonally, backwards or forwards. Find and circle them. 64-67

NO 1 NO 2
WORK COMMONLY USED
H E T Y K N Z E Y R V T R J E X C C D M N W P F T V W T M S NOUNS
adviser
N M R R M O L U M A U E F D F T K U Q U O U A N P O I S O A business
application
V I A A X I X E C I S O A J J J G Q M Q O N E R R C X J T W family
benefits
T T I L W T R A A I T R B D O M F B H R C M T L E F J E H K government
contract
N T N A Y A N E V V T L D A B full time L E A G J N L D H R D Y S E A group
W R E S J C G D C R E I L E L intern R O T M R B U S I N E S S R E money
O A E V Y I A E J R A D N U Y job G R O E I P X D G R G N H H T month
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R P L L G L T C S L U E A P F labour X O V H L L M O N E Y I P D A mother
K P K F X P V N A U F I T Y V leave days N O T A C N Y S C R Y G U M T night
F F W G G P I C O I K E T O S medical aid G K C H Q S D J O C W H U M S number
O F O T D A I W T N R E T N I part time Q E V Y G V W T S D P T H E W people
R V M K Y D H S P E N S I O N pension T N I O P I S A T H I N G T O place
C L Y G E P R O F E S S I O N profession M X N Z C A R K T A F I Z S M point
E U W M T C A R T N O C V C R recruit H Y V J G E L P O E P P H Y A right
A E X E G U U N I O N R J G G salary Y E K R X G K G S J R V W S N school
trade state
trainee story
union system
vacancy thing
wages water
workforce woman
world
NO 3 NO 4
BUILDING EAGER
S P Q S M N S K K N H R S M C J G A Z E M K E E N B E S I F
MATERIALS ardent
E L G X K T O R X C Y C Q O T D E N O I S S A P M I E T O E avid
blocks
L A V P E C O I T D I P R M Q B E V I D I S K H S N C T L R dedicated
bricks
A S R E L O I A T M I R P P E W R T I R U D U R T H N D P V earnest
ceiling board
B T L A F U H R A A U H Q C G T E V A O A N X H I E D F G I enthusiastic
cement
W E N I J T M R B G L A R I G ceramics U A A L N G R U N I Y E E T D fervent
A R N T P H E B A B L U F L I concrete M Z A R R O S G T L D T R P U fervid
R G D S H C Q T I S X A S X N corrugated iron R E E Y N I I A R Y A A V V X hungry
T C O N C R E T E N H P S N R glass Z I M R A E P S A Y E C E Y O impassioned
S J O B A D B P F W G A T S I insulation R D B S E M S H S W T I N T R impatient
W Q W W I S K C O L B I N Q D mud G J T M I C H T F A S D T S K intent
M B Y R R W P N S R X N E U X paint Y I Y E A R N I N G P E O R R itching
Z X O H K O E N O T S T M E T plaster C T N E T N I I M Z C D K I J keen
O N D R A O B G N I L I E C Y plumbing S U O I R E S G S S O Z E H Y passionate
T Z W I R I N G K Y D Z C J Q roofing A R D E N T D X Z W J J D T B raring
sand serious
steel sincere
stone steady
straw bales thirsty
thatch yearning
wiring zealous
wood

Fill in the word that completes the first word and starts the second
word. Example: After (sun) flower = Aftersun and sunflower. Black _ _ _ _ shot
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Use the letters in the grid to create as many words as possible containing four letters or more. Each word must contain the letter in the
shaded block in the middle, and may contain any of the other letters only once. No proper nouns, foreign words or abbreviations.

NO 1 NO 2

T F C T R T
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G F N C H C
How did you do? How did you do?
Average: 17 words. Average: 13 words.
Good: 28 words. Good: 22 words.
Excellent: 37 words Excellent: 31 words

See how much of an eagle eye you have and find the 7 differences between these two pictures of actress
Angelina Jolie and her kids.

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1 2 3 4 5 6 ACROSS 115 Makes (7) 37 Totally absorbed (4)
1 Efforts (8) 117 Memory loss (7) 39 Campfire residue (5)
5 Participant in the Tour 119 Female sheep (3) 42 Sulk (5)
de France (7) 120 Accessories (9) 44 An immeasurably
7 8 9 Moist (6) 122 Climbing plants (3) long time (4)
12 Summarise (5) 123 A millipede ( 45 Directed to chairs (6)
9 16 A woodwind South Africa) (9) 47 Intentional (10)
instrument (4) 125 Custom (9) 48 Assess (8)
10 11 19 Captivate (7) 127 To put in place (3) 52 Reserve (3,5)
20 Ruled (7) 128 A person being 53 Liberal (4-6)
12 21 A direction (4) questioned (11) 55 Sophisticated (6)
23 Combined 129 Receive (3) 58 Opening (4)
13 14 15 16 (resources) (6) 131 Annexe (4) 59 Tales (7)
24 Hypnotic states (7) 132 Travel over snow (3) 60 Most pallid (7)
17 25 Point out the way (6) 133 Republic (abbr) (3) 62 Snake sound (4)
26 Mineral spring (3) 135 Not this (4) 69 Disregard (3,4)
18 19 20 27 Tripod (5) 136 To thrash (3) 71 Towards the land (7)
29 Hatred (5) 138 Sign of the zodiac (5) 74 Forest opening (5)
21 31 Anger (3) 139 Trails (5) 77 Sneering (5)
32 Carries (5) 142 Craft (5) 79 Designer of
22 23 33 12 months (4) 143 Grassland (3) buildings (9)
34 Indian attire (4) 144 It’s no . . ! (3) 81 Type of lizard (9)
35 Motionless (5) 145 Principally (7) 83 Calls (5)
36 Part of a wheel (4) 149 Liquefy (4) 84 Media (5)
24 25 38 Red . . . 150 Slightly open (4) 86 Current (7)
(bureaucracy) (4) 151 Remainder (7) 87 Small talk (7)
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40 Carpet (3) 155 Wading bird (4) 90 Playgrounds (5)


Two sets of clues but the answers are the same 41 Cries (4) 157 More (4) 92 Shelter from
43 Dines (4) 158 Concealed (3) sunlight (5)
46 Speech (7) 159 Expel (4) 94 In the past (3)
CRYPTIC CLUES have a fire in it (5) 49 Merlot or Pinotage, 160 Large American 95 Lair (3)
ACROSS 14 Cases of egg Gaul could eg (4) cat (4) 96 Underground railway
1 Foreign nobleman floored supply (7) 50 Moving aboard (4) 162 Crown (5) system (5)
from 10 to zero (9) 16 Sort of paint a revolutionary 51 Reinstate (7) 163 Not suitable for 97 Athletic events (5)
5 There’s a good deal named in principal player (3,4) 54 Religious woman (3) proceeding (2,2) 100 Be in accord (5)
the Old Testament (3) 17 The army doctor who got 56 Seated (3) 165 Pipe problem (4) 101 Most merciful (7)
7 Bristle found in variety of up feeling gloomy (6) 57 Competent (5) 167 Dugouts (5) 104 Lugging (7)
teas (4) 18 Lifer was made to spiral the 59 Disperse (5) 168 African antelope (3) 105 Insecure (5)
8 No lord will be more vulgar barrel of the gun (5) 61 Spirit (5) 170 Connoisseurship (5) 106 Rethink (10)
than this (8) 20 Put towel out for a little 63 Macadamia, eg (3) 172 Quiet (5) 108 Stamped out (10)
10 Those dogs of hers curl bird (5) 64 Tab (4) 174 Head covering (3) 110 Extreme surprise (12)
around (8) 21 Where bus draws up or 65 Like father, like . . . (3) 176 Fit (6) 111 Increase
11 State of worry as to the overshoots (4) 66 Help (3) 177 Set off (7) proportionally (7)
ragout (4) 67 Your mother’s 178 Games (6) 112 Evening meals (7)
13 Little Sarah and Ray may QUICK CLUES sister (4) 180 On a single 113 Act of genius (12)
get this by way of income ACROSS 68 Snakelike fish (3) occassion (4) 116 Stretch (8)
(6) 1 Numbered-off approach to 70 Repairs (11) 181 Records of 118 Bowling game (8)
15 Provision merchant will zero (9) 71 The same . . . story (3) meetings (7) 121 Turns (6)
grow: crew somehow 5 Item auctioned (3) 72 Facial features (9) 182 Binge (7) 124 Facebook
finishes off with him (6) 7 Bristle, bristle-like structure 73 Quarantine (9) 183 Hammer, eg (4) response (4)
18 It’s all the fashion to show (4) 74 Caught (3) 184 Cute (5) 126 Emit a bad odour (4)
it in fury (4) 8 One not a lord (8) 75 Without a 185 Accompanying 127 Smoked sausage (6)
19 Just the material for making 10 Dogs such as greyhound/ backbone (9) vehicle (6) 130 Disturbing
cuddly drawers? (8) collie cross (8) 186
76 Text message Abstains (7) experience (6)
22 The king is in a contentious 11 Casserole (4)
party, or part of it (8) (abbr) (3) 187 Stand down (8) 132 Fortune-teller (5)
13 Professional wage (6) 78 Moderate (7) 134 Docks (5)
23 This should lead one to 15 Food retailer (6)
finding the answer: that’s 80 Thrilled (7) DOWN 137 African country (4)
18 Fury (4) 82 Accommodate (5) 1 Above (4) 140 Officially
what this is (4) 19 Timber of a conifer (8)
24 She is in the flock in 85 Believed to be 2 Group of soldiers (5) approved (10)
22 Portion such as quarter (8) guilty (9) 3 Hunter (8) 141 Car’s lamps (10)
alternate weekends (3) 23 Something pointing to
25 Crept around and died as 88 SMS icon (5) 4 Hints (8) 143 In . . . of (instead) (4)
solution (4) 5 146 Cunning (6)
was foretold (9) 89 Contempt (10) Angry (5)
24 Female sheep (3)
25 Gave a forecast (9) 91 Was successful in 6 Fortified building (6) 147 Your mom’s mom (7)
DOWN an exam (6) 7 Deterioration (10) 148 Residue (8)
1 Rooks the French among DOWN 93 Comfort (4) 8 Standard (10) 152 And the rest
groups of players (7) 1 Chess rooks (7) 94 Estranged (9) 9 Computer pointer (6) (Latin) (8)
2 Say how one may put it 2 Complete, absolute (5) 96 Internet joke (4) 10 Court defence (5) 153 Endowed (8)
abroad (5) 3 Smells (6) 98 Famished (8) 11 Curtail (8) 154 Final result (6)
3 A variety of smells can make 4 Appellation (4) 99 Grace (8) 13 Shout in 156 (Have) kicked off (5)
it so dour (6) 5 Madman (7) 100 Enquires (4) encouragement (5) 161 Guiding maxim (5)
4 Give one something to call 6 To hurl (5) 102 Demur (9) 14 Gentle golf stroke (4) 164 Beginning (6)
one by (4) 9 Have a portion of (5) 103 At that time (4) 15 Leftover (7) 166 Pinafores (6)
5 Is mad to have cut nail in 12 To shred cheese, etc (5) 106 Gambled (6) 17 Domineering (inf ) (5) 169 Alcove (5)
such a fashion (7) 14 Travellers’ cases (7) 107 Slow down (10) 18 Happy (6) 171 Old-fashioned (5)
6 Such bowling action, being 16 Minium (paint) (3,4) 109 Series of 21 Author (6) 173 Regions (5)
illegal, is worth changing (5) 17 Sour-tempered, gloomy (6) mountains (5) 22 Smell (5) 175 Bouquet (5)
9 Divide part of the plough up 18 Firearm (5) 110 Large city in 28 Observers (12) 176 Plants (4)
among yourselves (5) 20 Baby nightbird (5) Europe (9) 30 Chaotic (12) 179 Blackthorn (4)
12 It will sound discordant to 21 Come to a halt (4) 114 Stir up (5) 36 Hanky (6)

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“It did feel really lovely coming on set
The American actress and seeing my buddy Staanley Tucci and
stars in an iconic remake knowing that whatever happened, we’re
going to have a laugh an nd have a great
COMPILED BY MAXINE PETERS time,” Anne shared in an interview.
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“No one was intention nally trying to
SOMETHINGWICKED . . . Following the make anyone laugh,” Staanley says. We
same storyline as the 1990 film based on loved watching each otherr act and some­
Roald Dahl’s classic novel, this remake of times Annie would just say s something
The Witches stars Anne Hathaway as the and I’d start laughing beccause what she
Grand High Witch. was doing was so fantastiic and weird.”
In this dark fantasy film, she leads
a group of witches plotting to turn MAMA FIRST Anne, who was preg­
children into mice in Alabama during nant while filming, quietly kept her
the 1960s. secret with no one on sett aware that
But the battle is on when they’re met she was expecting. “It was w special.
by an orphaned boy named Charlie I had this gorgeous secrett and my lit­
( Jahzir Bruno) and his grandmother tle pal with me and we weere making
Agatha (Octavia Spencer), who are on a something fun. I didn’t tell t a soul
mission to try to stop the gang of evil until I knew I was out off the first
hags and prevent the magic potion trimester and then I tolld as few
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Anne (38) admits there were times she ordinator, Bob, directorr Robert
felt nervous about taking on the iconic Zemeckis and the produccer.”
role, which was originally played by She has two sons with husband
Anjelica Huston. Adam Shulman, Jonath han (4)
“Any moments that I felt a little ner­ and Jack who turns one this
vous, like ‘Are people going to let there be month. She says they won n’t be
two GGrand d Hi
Highh Witches
Wi h in i film history?’ seeing her as a monstrrous
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I just went, you know wh hat? In the creature with claws and a ter­
last 30 years, there have been rifying smile in The Witch hes.
four Jokers. There havve been six “My son thinks I’m a librrar­
Batmen. There havve been I ian and I work at a libraary.
don’t know how maany James So, I’ll let him know at a ceer­
Bonds. Like, peo ople can tain point that . . . I’m a dif­
do this. We’re just noot used to ferent kind of storyteller!”” S
doing it with actressses.” SOURCES: PEOPLE.COM, ETONLINE.COM,,
EONLINE.COM, COSMOPOLITAN.COM,
USATODAYCOM
USATODAY.COM

Anne Hathaway, Octavia Spen-


cer,Jahzir Bruno and Stanley
Tucci in The Witches.

FAST FACTS
S The Witches was writ- book for misogyny because of the
te
en by Roald Dahl and lines: “I do not wish to speak badly
published in 1983. about women. Most women are
S During the late ’80s lovely. But the fact remains that
an
nd ’90s, some libraries all witches are women. There’s no
in
n London banned the such thing as a male witch.”
68 | 19 NOVEMBER 2020 you.co.za
CHILLOUT |MUSIC MUSIC REVIEW

Rising star
She’s one of 2020’s biggest break-out stars . . . and no we can’t
pronounce her name either. So who is Beabadoobee?
BY NICI DE WET
BACK HOME
What’s in a name? Her viral hit, Coffee TREY SONGZ
The 20-year-old, half-Filipino, half-British sing- She wrote the indie-pop track three years ago
er/songwriter was born Bea Kristi. She came up and, after sharing it with friends, it blew up with The multiple-Grammy
with her stage name, Beabadoobee, quite by more than 300 000 views. Record companies nominee has finally
chance. “Long story short, I obviously didn’t ex- reached out and she was signed to Dirty Hit, released his eagerly
pect any of this [ fame] to happen, so when it joining the ranks of The 1975, Wolf Alice and awaited eighth album
came time to put my songs online, my friend, Rina Sawayama. – and it doesn’t disap-
Oscar, said to me, ‘You have to choose a name.’ Coffee re-emerged this year when Canadian point.
“I didn’t have one so I said, ‘Let’s use my Finsta rapper Powfu sampled it on his track Death Bed Featuring his signa-
( fake Instagram) name, Beabadoobee.’ Now it’s (Coffee for Your Head), and it quickly went viral ture R&B sound over
with me for the rest of my life.” on TikTok. “Coffee was the point where I was 22 tracks, he’s roped
like, ‘Oh, s**t, people want to hear more of my in the likes of Summer
things’,” she admits. Walker, Ty Dolla $ign,
Swae Lee and Davido
Indie-rock inspiration for guest spots, as well
Last month she released her debut album, Fake as long-time trusted
It Flowers, which is heavily inspired by music producer Troy Taylor.
from the nineties. “Back Home is filled
“I feel like music from that time just happens with opinions, positions,
to thread its way within the music I write today. realities and a deep,
I listened to a lot of that music growing up – introspective look
my mom used to play Alanis Morissette and into where I’m at in my
The Cranberries.” life,” the 35-year-old
says.
Message to girls “As an artist and
She hopes her album resonates with girls her new father, I want my
age. “I feel like I wear my heart on my sleeve on music to be a true re-
this record. It’s okay to be annoying, it’s okay to flection of my evolution
be loud, it’s okay to whine about stupid s**t. and my commitment
Every time I feel sad, I dance in my underwear to my fans to never
in front of my mirror like no one is watching. I forget where I came
don’t know how to dance but it’s honestly the from. That’s why it’s
most freeing, empowering thing to do and it entitled Back Home.”
makes me so happy. I want Fake It Flowers to – MAXINE PETERS
be that album for girls.”
“Ariana Grande,
she’s alright,
she’s good
on her own . . .
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Plus I don’t
want to sing
with another
woman. I ain’t
got nothing
GALLOIMAGES/GETTYIMAGES

ABOVE: Beabadoobee
on stage earlier this year. to say with
RIGHT: Her hit single Coffee a woman”
gave her the courage to – CHAKA KHAN MAKES IT CLEAR
release her debut album. SHE WON’T BE COLLABORATING
WITH ANY FEMALE SINGERS

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. . . or was it the previous year? T SEEMED he was having trouble Astrid forgot all about her earlier deba-
Soaking in the tub, giving the dye time starting up the lawnmower, back cle. “Now get dressed because we’re go-
to work, Astrid’s mind drifted to the first muscles rippling with his efforts. ing to that new restaurant that’s all the
time she saw Harrison. Astrid had a very good view of him, rage. Wear that red dress, the one I like,

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topless, bending over to inspect the and maybe some sexy lingerie?”

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HE and her colleague had base of the mower. “Cute derrière.”
just sat down to enjoy their He must have sensed her watching, ARRISON kept throwing
lunchtime sandwiches at the because he glanced up and she quickly admiring glances at Astrid
deli across from the office ducked down. Peeking above the win- while he drove.
building where they worked, dow ledge, she saw that he was still star- “I do have good taste,
when they heard a commo- ing at the window, shielding his eyes. don’t I?” He was referring to
tion at the counter. And that’s when she had a moment of the gold and diamond ear-
A man had been juggling what looked temporary madness. rings and bracelet he had given her
like 10 sandwich boxes, and failed. He Astrid stood up, parted the curtains, which she’d loved on sight. “And you, my
very graciously tried to clean up the and pressed herself against the glass. The love, look stunning tonight.”
mess, and place another order, when he neighbour’s eyebrows shot up, a huge “What’s ‘salad ni . . . ni . . .coys’?” Harri-
looked up and caught Astrid staring at grin split his face, he nodded, then son asked, reading from the menu.
him. winked at her. “It’s pronounced ‘ni-swaz’, sir,” said the
Later on, when they’d become better For a second, Astrid basked in the waiter, who’d materialised out of thin air
acquainted, Harrison insisted that she attention, enjoying the feeling of being at their table. Astrid and Harrison barely
had winked at him, and therefore en- admired. That is, until mortification and managed to keep the giggles at bay, before
snared him on the spot, while she swore embarrassment took over. the waiter moved over to the next table.
that he had deliberately smiled to show “Oh my God, I can’t believe I did that.” “I haven’t had this much fun in years,”
off his dimples, suspecting that she had She sat down, her face in her hands, Astrid said. “I must confess that I was
a weakness for them. waiting for her sudden queasiness and feeling a bit neglected, and I thought
When their boys were born, there had tachycardia to pass. Weirdly, she wanted you’d forgotten my birthday.”
been one particularly difficult night to call Harrison and tell him . . . what? “Sweetheart, I’m sorry. I now vow to
when the elder one was teething and the “Honey, I just flashed the new neigh- spoil you till my dying breath.” He kissed
younger wouldn’t stop crying. bour. And did I mention that I was wear- the back of her hand.
Astrid, exhausted, sleep-deprived and ing my Fire Engine Red lingerie? “Harrison, there’s something I need to
distraught, had sat down on the floor of “What’s that? Did he react? If you want tell . . .”
the nursery, and had cried right along to call a grin and a wink a reaction, then “Honey, have you met our new neigh-
with the boys. yes, he did. And no, I don’t know how I’m bour?” Harrison was gazing up, past her
Harrison, after a long day at work, had going to face him again, giv- shoulder, at a man who had
come home and carried her to bed where en that he’s our neighbour ‘Honey, I just stopped at their table.
she’d instantly fallen asleep. and that the chances of see- flashed the new Astrid coughed and splut-
The next morning, she’d found him ing him again are quite con- neighbour. I tered just as she took a sip of
sprawled on the couch, a child tucked siderable.” her drink.
under each arm, still in his work clothes. Astrid crawled away from was wearing my “Dear God, no. Not now.”
She’d never loved him more. the window and put on her Fire Engine Red She looked up, and saw . . .
“When did we stop noticing each reliable, grey, cotton under- lingerie’ a complete stranger. She was
other?” she asked aloud. wear, the lingerie stuffed so relieved that she wanted
“When did we stop telling each other back into the packet and shoved to the to jump up and kiss him.
‘I love you’? When did a peck on the back of the drawer. “Have you settled in okay? How’s the
cheek become a substitute for the pas- When she heard the garage door clos- commute to work?”
sionate kisses we used to share? Gosh, ing, signalling Harrison’s return, Astrid As Harrison and the neighbour talked,
when was the last time we really looked plonked down on the couch, grabbed a Astrid gazed around her, appreciating
at each other?” magazine, and aimed for the “put-to- the décor and the fancy clothes of the
She reached for her cotton underwear. gether-nothing-fazes-me” look. Her patrons.
“I can’t tell if their original colour was smile faltered when he strode towards She looked in horror, as a familiar face
even grey,” she thought before she no- her, no answering smile on his face. was now making its way to their table.
ticed the Victoria’s Secret packet tucked “Honey, is everything . . .” Harrison “Oh no, oh no, oh no . . . it’s the lawn-
at the back of the drawer. Caressing the kissed her until she was breathless, his mower guy! But how?”
silk lingerie in “Fire Engine Red”, she hands framing her face . . . just the way “There you are, my darling. This is my
decided to try it on. she liked it. partner, Joe. Joe, meet Harrison and his
“At least it fits,” she told her reflection, “Happy birthday, my beautiful, amaz- gorgeous wife, Astrid.”
“and I look pretty darn sexy, even if I have ing, gorgeous wife. Have I told you just Astrid’s sweaty palm was engulfed in
to say so myself.” Her attention was sud- how much I love and adore you? I swear Joe’s sturdy hand. “Lovely to meet you,
denly drawn to the window. you look as sexy at 50 as you did at 20, Astrid. And may I say that you look
“Is that our new neighbour? Hmm . . . and I’m the luckiest man alive.” superb in red?” Then he winked. S
quite delicious-looking.” He smiled his dimpled smile and © RASHIDA VAHED
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than a million people em-
ployed in government,
and therefore a lot of
money can be saved if
they were given fewer and
smaller salary increases
– civil-service salaries
cost the government
R551 billion this year.
Any savings that can be
made are important be-
cause the government
had to spend much more
than planned this year
due to Covid-19, and it
also incurred a lot more
debt.
2 More money for SAA
South African Airways
(SAA) will receive R10,5bn.
The struggling airline,
which is controlled by the
government, has been in
deep trouble for a long
W E TA L K A B O U T time – and the govern-
ment repeatedly allocat-
ed extra money to the air-
line in an attempt to rescue it.
The money now allocated will be
used to pay severance packages to
thousands of people who won’t be
working for SAA anymore (a sever-
ance package is a payout you re-
ceive to compensate for the fact
that you’re losing your job.)
This is necessary because busi-

T
ness-rescue practitioners (people
HE minister of finance, piles its budget for the 12 months delivered because the coronavirus who come up with plans to try to
Tito Mboweni, delivered from 1 April to 30 March – this is pandemic meant the government save struggling businesses) recom-
hismedium-termbudget referred to as the financial year. had to change its spending, so the mended that SAA must drastically
speech for South Africa The minister of finance usually February budget needed to be ad- reduce its staff to survive.
at the end of October. presents the main budget in Febru- justed. 3 Covid special allowances
What’s the purpose of this budget ary, then another in the middle of extended
speech and what were some of the the financial year – which is the What did he say? The government will pay out
most important announcements budget that’s just been delivered. Here are three of the important special Covid-19 allowances for a
made? The budget shows what the gov- announcements the minister made: longer period – until January 2021.
ernment will spend money on and is 1 No salary increases This was one of the measures
What’s a budget speech? usually a good indication of what it for civil servants Mboweni announced in his emer-
It’s a speech by the minister of regards as priorities for the year Civil servants will possibly get no gency budget: people who get no
finance in which he presents the ahead. By October the minister of salary increases in the next three other state assistance or grants
government’s budget to parliament finance must give a progress report years. Civil servants are people who could apply for an allowance of
and the nation. on the budget and explain what he work in government (the govern- R350 a month to help them survive.
A budget is your plan for the intends changing in the budget over ment pays their salaries), for exam- This is necessary because
amount of money you intend the coming six months. ple health workers at state hospi- Covid-19 has had a major economic
spending and what it will be spent This year, in June, an additional tals, teachers in public schools and impact and many people are still
on. The government usually com- emergency budget speech was members of the police force. battling to make ends meet.

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PHOTO OF THE WEEK

Which country with a famous


1〉 lake (ABOVE) was previously
known as Nyasaland?

Who was the captain of the

Emergency workers search for sur­ earthquake in the ocean along the more than 800. More than 20
2〉 Springboks who won the
Rugby World Cup in 1995?
vivors in the debris of a building that coast of the country claimed the lives buildings were destroyed in Izmir,
collapsed in Izmir, Turkey. A powerful of more than 100 people and injured Turkey’s third­largest city.

THIS WEEK IN HISTORY


3〉 What is the capital of
Egypt?

GALLO IMAGES/GETTY IMAGES, GALLO IMAGES/ALAMY, RDK PHOTOGRAPHY, SCHMIDT OCEAN INSTITUTE, UTTAH PRADESH POLICE, FACEBOOK/BILLY COWLEY
☛ 0 PATENT FOR COMPUTER MOUSE REGISTERED
4〉 Where in your body is the
medulla oblongata?

Douglas Engelbart in- play system”. It was


vented and designed made out of wood,
the computer mouse in was much bigger
the ’60s and registered than today’s mous-
the patent for it in es and had just one
1970. button on top in the
If you have a patent right-hand corner.
for an invention it He launched it in
Which former president of
means you alone have
the right to manufac-
1968 at a demon-
stration attended 5〉 Zimbabwe who was in power
for 37 years died in 2019?
ture and sell it. Anyone by thousands of
who wants to manufacture it computer scientists. 5 Robert Mugabe.
must pay you for this privilege. He showed how he could use the beat and breathing.
various bodily functions, including your heart­
But the patent was registered mouse to control the computer. 4 In your head/brain. This part of the brain controls

in the name of the Stanford Re- Engelbart named the device a


3 Cairo.
2 Francois Pienaar.
search Institute, where Engelbart “mouse” because the cable attach-
independence from Britain in 1964.
1 Malawi. The country was renamed when it gained
worked, so he never earned a cent ing it to the computer reminded ANSWERS

with his invention, despite it still him of a mouse tail. Only in the late
being widely used today. 1980s did it become a common SOURCES: BBC.COM; THEGUARDIAN.COM; COMPUTER­
HOPE.COM; COLLINSDICTIONARY.COM; EDITION.CNN.COM;
Engelbart first called the mouse way to control computers. NYTIMES.COM; HISTORY­COMPUTER.COM; WASHINGTON­
POST.COM; NASA.GOV; WHY NOT? OVER 1,111 ANSWERS
an “X-Y position indicator for a dis- Engelbart died in 2013 aged 88. TO EVERYTHING BY CRISPIN BOYER, 2018, NATIONAL
GEOGRAPHIC KIDS AND TAFELBERG PUBLISHERS

you.co.za 19 NOVEMBER 2020 | 79


COOL BEANS!
It only takes a few minutes to make a cup of coffee but a whole lot of complex
processes had to happen before you could enjoy your morning pick-me-up
COMPILED BY JODY-LYNN TAYLOR INFOGRAPHICS: MICHAEL DE LUCCHI

T
HE coffee we drink every
day completed a long THE BERRY PARCHMENT
Protects the beans
journey before ending
BEAN
up in the cup. Coffee
shrubs (belonging to the SILVER SKIN
MUCILAGE A membrane
Caffea species) take A slimy layer covering each
a long time to grow to that helps to bean
protect the
maturity and produce beans PULP
beans. After the harvest, the coffee Sweet fruit flesh
beans go through a whole range of pro- similar in texture
cesses before they’re ready for us to use. to a grape
Next time you enjoy a steaming mug of SKIN
coffee, just think of all the hard work Hard and bitter
and effort that went into producing it.

LIFE CYCLE OF
A COFFEE TREE
FLOWER

1. PLANTING 2. GREENHOUSE 3. PLANTATION


Coffee beans are in Once the plant has four Once the coffee shrub is between
fact seeds and the leaves, it’s put into a plas- 45 and 60cm tall, it’s strong
green beans are tic bag and transferred to enough to withstand the elements.
usually planted in a greenhouse for further That’s when it’s transplanted to
nurseries to sprout. development. a coffee plantation.
It can take up to
2½ months for the
seeds to germinate
and sprout.

4. FLOWERS
When the plant is about
2-4 years old, small, white,
fragrant flowers appear. Once
a flower has been pollinated,
it falls off a few days later.

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FROM SHRUB TO MUG
1. HARVEST Coffee berries are mostly 8. BREWING Coffee is made into
harvested by hand. But in Brazil, where 8 a beverage by mixing the ground
coffee plantations are large and mostly 1 beans with hot water. This can be
flat, harvesting machines are used. done with filters, presses or espres-
so makers.
2. PROCESSING The skin and
pulp of the berries are removed, 2 7 7. GRINDING The beans are
leaving the beans. This is done by ground in large mills. The texture
either a dry or wet method (see into which it’s ground depends on
box below right). the brewing method it’s intended for.
Filter coffee is more loosely ground
than coffee for an espresso maker.
3. FINISHING All the remaining 6
layers are removed from the beans, 3
6. ROASTING Once the beans
either by hand or using machinery. have reached their destination,
they’re roasted. This is necessary to
4. GRADING Professional coffee 4 bring out the flavour. The beans are
graders class the beans according roasted in large, rotating drums at
to quality and so-called “primary around 200°C.
and secondary defects”. An experi-
enced taster can taste hundreds of 5. DISTRIBUTION The beans, now called “green
samples a day and still notice small coffee”, are packaged in cool, dry, airtight containers for
differences in taste. 5 transport.

5. GREEN FRUIT
Green berries grow from the nubs left behind by the flowers. While the berries
ripen, it can use up to 70% of the plant’s nutrition, thereby pausing the growth
of the plant.
PROCESSING 3. Drying takes 2-4
weeks – until the pulp
DRY METHOD and skin is dry enough
6. RIPE FRUIT to be removed by hand.
1. The berries are spread out
The berries take nine on a flat surface to dry in the
months to ripen – when sun.
they turn red and look
like cherries. Each ripe
fruit contains two coffee
beans.

2. To prevent rot, the


berries are regularly 4. The moisture content
raked and turned over. needs to drop to 11%.

WET METHOD

1. The berries are fed


into a machine that
1
RIPE COFFEE separates the beans
from the pulp and skin. 5
BERRIES
5. The beans are
GREEN washed and left in
FRUIT
the sun or put in
2. The beans are put large tumble-driers
in water tanks where 2 until the moisture
they’re grouped level drops to 11%.
according to weight
and ripeness.

3. Ripe beans sink 3 4. The beans are


to the bottom. transferred to large
fermentation tanks
4 to get rid of the
mucilage. This takes
12-48 hours.

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LEFT and RIGHT: Jay
Jayamohan heads up
the department of
paediatric neurosur-
gery at the John
Radcliffe Hospital
in Oxford,
England.

INSIDE THE
BRAIN OF A CHILD
For parents, a paediatric neurosurgery ward is the most terrifying
place in the world. For Jay Jayamohan, it’s the office. He talks about
the life-and-death decisions he makes every day on behalf of the
most vulnerable patients BY HILARY ROSE

A
T 8 o’clock on an icy around his head and explains to the “Well, I would say that, wouldn’t I?” he
morning, Jay Jayamohan tense parents of another how he will per- grins, in his tiny, shared office at the top
is doing ward rounds at form a shunt operation later that day. of the hospital, which overlooks a ceme-
the John Radcliffe Hos- “You could go on Google if you have tery. “But what attracted me to neurosur-
pital in Oxford. Some- any questions when you get home,” he gery is the sense of the unknown. The
one has made a valiant tells the mother of a baby who’s due to be brain is the least understood organ, not
attempt to cheer up the discharged, “but remember that anyone only in how it works, but how we can fix
place. The walls are or- can come back from the pub and write it when it goes wrong. I get to treat the
ange, the window frames are pink and stuff on Google. We’re here 24/7 if you illness and look after patients, but I’m
paper stars hang from the ceiling. need us.” still forever on a learning journey about
A child-sized wheelchair sits next to For the parents, a paediatric neurosur- the very organ that I’m operating on.”
the reception desk, which is covered in gery ward is a truly frightening place. For What he likes about brain surgery is
cards. “Thank u for helping me get bet- Jay, leaning against the doorframe and basically that it’s difficult. A broken leg is
ter,” reads one, in sprawling child’s hand- radiating relaxation, it’s the office. Today, a broken leg, but a broken brain could be
writing. it’s an office whose IT system has been broken for any number of reasons, none
Jay (49) is a children’s brain surgeon. down for 24 hours, so the seven-strong of them obvious.
Today, his patients include a three- team of medics trooping along in his Factor in how small his patients can
month-old baby with a bleed on the wake have only paper records about be, some of them newborn, and surgery
brain and a cheerful four-year-old boy what’s been happening. If he’s frustrated, can go pear-shaped, as he puts it, much
who needs a third operation on his brain he doesn’t show it. He became a neuro- more quickly than on adults. An adult
stem. He coaxes a smile out of a grumpy surgeon, he says, because he thinks it’s could lose a litre or two of blood on the
little boy with an enormous bandage the highest achievement in medicine. operating table and still be fine, he says.
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to feel better. Then he talks to the
parents.
“You have to include death in that dis-
cussion,” he says. “They say, ‘Why can’t
you tell me what my child is going to be
like?’ We can’t say, ‘This is going to be
OK’, because everything can look fine,
but end up terrible.”
In planned operations he does at least
have time to prepare everyone con-
cerned, but in life-threatening emergen-
cies, he might need to operate first and
explain later. Imagine, he says, you’re a
parent sitting at home and the phone
rings. Your child has been in a car acci-
dent or fallen off a horse. Your world falls
apart.
He regularly has to break it to parents
that the good news is their child will
probably survive the operation. The bad
news is that he has no idea what condi-
tion they’ll be in.
“It could go from needing some assis-
tance with walking, or needing to go to a
different type of school, to being unable
to speak, unable to move, on a ventilator
with a feeding tube,” he says. “The fami-
lies have no idea what shape of child
they’re going to have. Sometimes the
A baby has barely enough blood in its en- have brain surgery comes almost as a re- parents don’t even know if they’re going
tire body to fill a can of Coke. So while lief. They might have spent months going to have a child who recognises them.”

S
most of us probably associate surgery from doctor to doctor, knowing their
with blood, for Jay, it’s the opposite. child was unwell but unable to get a di- UKI Sandhu (36) met Jay when
“If I have blood on me at the end of one agnosis. Others, such as the mother of a her son, Raj, was two-and-a-
of my operations, I’m a little bit disturbed little girl who started developing a brain half. Raj had suddenly lost the
by that. I like my operations, normally, to tumour in the womb, must surrender use of the left side of his body.
be a relatively bloodless procedure.” their newborn for surgery when she is “It happened instantly,” she re-

H
only two days old. calls. “There was nothing
E SAYS when an operation is Jay makes a point of explaining wrong with him.”
going wrong there’s an odd everything to the child, if they’re old In the middle of the night he was
moment when his innards enough, as well as the parents, even if the rushed in an ambulance to John Rad-
start telling him he’s not go- parents are reluctant to let him. He was cliffe. He had a bleed on the brain and
ing to be able to regain con- drawn to working with children because underneath that was a tumour. She met
trol. In paediatrics, things he’s “a bit immature and a big kid” him- Jay at 5am the following morning, after
can go from calm to life-threatening in self. the first of what would be six operations
minutes. “Children are very black and white and over six years.
Generally speaking, he says, surgeons I like that,” he says. “If a child says yes, “I trusted Jay,” she says. “He was very
in other areas tend to know if a patient they mean yes. If they say no, they mean thorough and he was honest with us. He
is going to do badly, either because the no. Kids are like dogs – they can smell never sugar-coated anything. He told me
operation was difficult or because they’re the truth behind what you’ve said.” the facts and he never said it would all be
dealing with a known quantity – some- So he explains that Mr Tumour is the okay. And he never stopped trying for
thing physically obvious is broken, so reason they can’t get up, or run around, Raj. After the second operation, he was
they fix it. or see properly, or whatever the problem fighting fit for 19 months. Life was nor-
The brain is a largely unknown quanti- is. He tells them that he’s going to take it mal. But then it came back.”
ty. He says you could inflict the same out and, when they wake up, they’ll Raj was eight when he died.
brain injury on 10 people, using the same probably feel a bit worse before they start The stories Jay tells in his new book,
mechanism and the same force, and end Everything That Makes Us Human, are
up with 10 completely different injuries ‘Kids are like dogs – they extraordinary.
and 10 different patient outcomes. can smell the truth He writes casually of the tools of his
For some of the families he sees, the trade, the lines of lollipop-like sticks, in
news that their children are going to behind what you’ve said’ (Turn over)
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varying sizes, “which you can use to
move the brain out of the way”.
Craniofacial work is all about the su-
permarket test. Will the person whose
face he’s reconstructing be able to walk
round a store without people staring?
And everything is laced with a mor-
dant humour. Some colleagues are bet-
ter at being woken up for emergency
night work than others.
“I want,” he writes drily, “to work with
the ones who recognise that we aren’t
operating in the middle of the night be-
cause there’s nothing on the telly.”
He’s written the book, he says, because
most people have no idea what these
children and their families go through,
how hard they have to work at being able
to walk, or run around, or leave the
house, knowing that they look different.
“Especially if you’re a kid, that’s huge,” when he was in his early 30s. He made it “All that stuff just went,” he says, bat-
he says. “People need to understand, but clear from the start that his job came ting it away. “The way my wife and I
society is horrible to those people.” first, and he wasn’t kidding. In the thought about it was that, if I’ve got a pa-

J
pre-cellphone era, she regularly found tient who’s sick, well, our children aren’t
AY was born in Sri Lanka. His fa- herself sitting in restaurants or bars on sick. She’d say, ‘You stay and look after
ther was a community doctor who her own, waiting for a boyfriend who that patient’.”
worked in population health and was scrubbing in instead of meeting her. So he did. His wife has met a fair few
his mother was a university lectur- She never once got cross, he says, but neurosurgeons in her time and says they
er. When he was three, and his el- looking back, he thinks she must have all have two things in common: they’re
der brother was seven, the family been hurt. extraordinarily egotistical and utterly
moved to Liverpool. It was supposed to He was 34 when he arrived at John self-centred.
be a temporary move, for his father to Radcliffe as a consultant, and now heads “We all think we’re lovely,” he jokes,
take up a fellowship, but for a variety of the department of paediatric neurosur- “but maybe we are all just egotistical bas-
reasons, not least the civil war that was gery. A year later he and his wife married tards. I think we probably are.”
raging in Sri Lanka at the time, they and they now have three daughters, aged Surgeons are sometimes accused of
stayed. 8, 10 and 12. having a god complex.
When he was 12, they moved to Lon- Jay admits that he could never have “I probably do,” he says. “You probably
don when his father got a new job. had the career he’s had with- have to, to survive it. You
His teachers told him to apply to Ox- out the support of his wife. When he’s in need to be caring and warm,
ford to read medicine, but he thought it His home life, he says, has but you need a certain
was too quiet and provincial, so he suffered “horrendously”. His theatre all amount of steel to do it and
stayed in London, qualifying in 1995 at wife tells him that his priori- emotion to cope when it goes wrong.
St Mary’s Hospital Medical School. ties are in the following or- You can’t be someone who
He focused ruthlessly on his career. der: his patients at the top, shuts down. starts crying. And you can’t
Every spare minute was spent reading followed by his parents and He’s a robot be someone who comes out
medical journals, working his way as a children and then, in last and just says, ‘Unlucky. Shit
trainee through all the branches of med- place, her. happens.’ You’ve got to be hard enough
icine, before realising that paediatric He thinks she’s right. He never takes all to keep going after a disaster, but have
neurosurgery was the one for him. It his holiday allowance because he doesn’t enough insight to learn from it.”

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took so long to get his first registrar’s job find holidays relaxing. When the chil-
that he contemplated ditching medicine dren were little they once went to the IS first solo operation went
and retraining as a barrister. Canary Islands for a beach holiday and entirely to plan. His patient
Finally, a job came up in Glasgow. He he shudders at the memory of how bored had terminal lymphoma and,
sold his flat in London and moved north he was. without surgery, had only
for the next five years. He had a ball, Mainly, his idea of a good time is being 24 hours to live. Operating, it
working hard and playing hard, while at home, just outside Oxford, playing war was hoped, would buy him a
never letting his personal life distract game Call of Duty and eating egg sand- few extra days with his family.
from his career. wiches with chips in them. Jay’s task was to insert a tube into the
Jay didn’t have a serious girlfriend, he When his kids were younger he missed man’s skull to drain excess fluid from
says, until he met his wife, a psychologist, many of their milestones, he admits. around his brain. It was a textbook oper-
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‘THE DA WAS TRYING TOO
HARD TO BE ANC LITE’
DA leader John Steenhuisen talks to YOU about where the party
has gone wrong, the role of Helen Zille and his vision for the future
BY JANE VORSTER

F
OR weeks before the crucial Herman Mashaba and former Gauteng But with some of its recent policy po-
moment his party would leader John Moodey, who’ve all jumped sitions many say the party is making it
decide if he or his opponent ship, criticising the DA’s lack of diversity abundantly clear that white voters are
would lead the Democratic and saying they no longer felt at home its primary focus, particularly those
Alliance, John Steenhuisen in the party. who’d usually cast their votes for parties
was getting about four hours “It’s as if the DA has become the Free- such as the Freedom Front Plus.
sleep a night. dom Front Minus,” Lincoln complained The policy positions include its deci-
And a few days after he as he announced his decision to defect sion to lobby for a means-based test to
decisively beat Federal Youth Leader to Mashaba’s new ActionSA determine who should bene-
Mbali Ntuli for the top job with 80% of
2 000 delegates voting for him, there’s
party.
John looks even more tired
‘It would be fit from affirmative action
and its resolve to declare
still no time to rest. when we raise this issue. crazy not to farm murders a hate crime.
“I haven’t slept properly since two “If people want to use my have some- John bristles at this sug-
weeks ago,” John (44) says via a video call. election as an excuse to leave, gestion.
Although the race is over, there’s been that’s fine,” he says with a note body like “It’s fundamentally un-
no respite. After delivering his accept- of exasperation in his voice. Helen at true. I’d ask anyone to put
ance speech in Durban it was off to “I don’t want people in the the Freedom Front’s policies
Joburg to help prepare for the by-election DA who don’t absolutely be- the table’ next to the DA’s policies –
in Lenasia. lieve in its values and princi- there’s no comparison. We’re
He makes no mention of the other ples.” a party that’s fighting for non-racialism,
major development of the past 24 hours, He says the DA’s disappointing per- we’re a party that’s fighting for 30 million
which saw yet another black member formance in last year’s elections made it people trapped in poverty – and 99,7% of
abandoning the party. DA Joburg youth clear the party was on the wrong path. them are black.”
leader and councillor Lincoln Machaba “I think the DA was trying too hard to If this is really the case why are there
announced he’d decided he had to go be an ANC lite. It tried to win the favour so few black faces among the newly
after John beat Mbali. of people who’d never vote for the DA, elected top officials?
In his resignation letter Lincoln echo- instead of focusing on the people who John points out that in the past, the
ed the sentiments of former DA leader would vote for the DA. And that’s across highest jump in black support was under
Mmusi Maimane, former Joburg mayor the political spectrum.” Helen Zille and Tony Leon.
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LEFT: Adele re-
cently showed off
her trim physique
on the TV show
Saturday Night
Live. FAR LEFT:
Before her
weight loss.

HOW ADELE DID IT


The singer has ditched 44kg by following the sirtfood diet. But the
restrictive plan is not for everyone, experts warn COMPILED BY LESEGO MKHIZE

H
ERS is one of the most re- likes of Pippa Middleton, sister of the WHAT COMES NEXT?
markable transforma- Duchess of Cambridge, and model Jodie There’s no follow-up plan after the three-
tions in recent celebrity Kidd. week diet but the creators suggest incor-
history – an astonishing The diet isn’t new – it was conceived by porating sirtuin-rich food into your
weight loss of around British nutritionists Aidan Goggins and meals and exercising at least 30 minutes,
44kg that has, in Adele’s Glen Matten in 2016 – but it’s back in the five days a week – as Adele has done.
own words, left her half spotlight now, thanks to Adele and her “Her friends described a typical day of
the size she used to be. how-on-earth-did-she-do-it slimmer a green juice in the morning before a
“I know I look really, really different bod. workout and meals being something like
since you last saw me,” she said when she There’s no doubt the diet will help you shrimp stir-fry with buckwheat noodles
appeared on the Saturday Night Live TV kick the kilos if you can stick to it. And and chicken with kale,” Goggins says.
show recently. the fact that you’re allowed red wine and “Even her treats were our exact recipe
“But because of all the Covid restric- dark chocolate makes it appealing to for sirtfood bites [bites made with cocoa
tions and the travel bans, I had to travel people who like their tipple and treats. powder, dates, turmeric, and walnuts].
really light and I could only bring half of But beware, the experts say: it’s several It’s the epitome of the diet.”
me. And this is the half I chose.” mashed potatoes short of sustainable
Adele’s secret? The sirtfood diet, an and it could be plain bad for some HOW MUCH WEIGHT CAN YOU LOSE?
eating plan also favoured by the lithe people. Goggins and Matten’s study of their diet
SO WHAT’S IT ALL ABOUT?
THE TOP SIRTFOODS
GALLO IMAGES/GETTY IMAGES, GALLO IMAGES/ALAMY, BACKGRID/

Goggins and Matten identified foods rich in and green tea, and one sirtfood-rich meal
sirtuins, a type of protein that protects the per day – an intake of just 4 184kj k chocola
cells in our bodies from dying or becoming a day. oa)
GREATSTOCK, INSTAGRAM/@THESORTFOODDIET

inflamed during illness. For the remainder of the first we k, you


Sirtuins can also help regulate your can drink two sirtfood juices and ha e two
metabolism, increase muscle and burn fat. sirtfood meals per day, which increases
The diet is a three-week plan that’s split your intake to about 6 276kj a day.
into two phases. The second phase lasts 14 days, a d is
In the first three days, you can drink only called the maintenance stage. At this point wine Par l y
sirtfood green juices made with kale, rock- you can have three sirtfood-rich meals and
et, parsley, celery, green apple, lemon juice one sirtfood green juice daily.
Gr

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21 Jump Street 1987 Edward Scissorhands 1990

The star’s future looks uncertain in


the wake of his recent court loss
COMPILED BY LINDSAY DE FREITAS

WHAT’S NEXT,
JOHNNY?
T
HE trial was like witness- slipped away day after gobsmacking Lori Allison and living on a shoestring,
ing a car crash – appalling day (YOU, 23 July). It was, as Jan Moir put Johnny and his bandmates supported
but impossible not to it in the Daily Mail, “a pulsing geyser of themselves by selling pens for a tele-
watch. For 16 days of gory squalid petulance”. marketing firm.
ghastliness, two Hollywood “The trial unzipped the restless world His luck turned when a pal, up-and-
stars stripped off their of the beautiful and the damned who coming actor Nicolas Cage, suggested
gloves and went at each have everything and nothing.” he try acting. He sent Johnny to meet
other with bare and brutal So what now for a guy once regarded his agent who in turn sent him to an
knuckles. as one of Hollywood’s biggest stars? Can audition for A Nightmare on Elm Street.
There was nothing the world didn’t he come back from this and live to act Johnny got the part that day.
learn about the sordid lives of Johnny another day? We look at his rise and fall. By 1985, The Kids had broken up – and
Depp and Amber Heard. The drugs, the so had Johnny’s marriage. He went on
drink, the claims of abuse on both sides, BIG BEGINNINGS to romance actresses Sherilyn Fenn
the teacup Yorkie (hers) dangled from a Johnny arrived in Los Angeles as a and Jennifer Grey and proposed to both
car window, the lopped-off fingertip 20-year-old searching for rock stardom women without success.
(his), the poop (hers) in the marital bed. with his band The Kids. By then already He also started studying acting and the
And at the end of it all, Johnny was the married to 25-year-old makeup artist lessons paid off in 1987 when he landed
legal loser. He’d sued The Sun newspaper
for libel after they called him a wife beat-
er but the judge in the London court
where the sorry saga played out recently
ruled against him.
Johnny’s legal team called the verdict
“as perverse as it is bewildering” but
clearly the judge wasn’t convinced of
Johnny’s innocence.
And you have to wonder: was it really
worth it, Johnny? To have all these terri-
ble details come out, to expose the depth
of the depravity that went on behind
closed doors?
For many of the millions who watched
aghast, whatever sheen of Tinseltown Johnny famously romanced Stranger Things
glamour Johnny Depp still possessed actress Winona Ryder (ABOVE) and super­
model Kate Moss (RIGHT).
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