pick-up lines

1. Are you tired? You’ve been running through my mind.

2. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
3. Somebody call the cops. It’s got to be illegal to look that good.
4. Are you ok? It must have hurt when you fell from heaven.
5. If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
6. They call me the Periodic Table and I say there’s chemistry between us.
7. Give me your Twitter? My father said that I must follow my dream.
8. There’s something wrong with my phone. It doesn’t have your number in it.
9. Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’m searching for.
10. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past you again?
11. Are you my phone charger? Because without you, I’d die.
12. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
13. Sorry, you owe me a drink. (Why?) Because when I saw you, I dropped mine.
14. Have you met me? Oh, that’s right – I’ve only met you in my dreams.
15. Hello. Cupid called. He said he wants my heart back.
16. Hi, I’m writing a phonebook. Can I have your number?
17. Hey, tie your shoes. I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
18. I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already did.
19. I seem to have lost my number… can I have yours?
20. Hey, do you have a couple of minutes for me to hit on you?
21. You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my chat-up line.
22. Are you going to kiss me, or am I going to have to lie to my diary?
23. There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can’t take them off you.
24. You must be a hell of a thief, because you stole my heart from across the room.
25. Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Me neither, but it broke the ice.