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155+ Pick Up Lines For Girls To Get

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Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.

by TEAM SCARY MOMMY

Updated: June 16, 2022 / Originally Published: Oct. 3, 2019

W
hile sending your new
crush a quick “hi” and a
smiley face might be more
than enough to intrigue them, sometimes
it’s nice to have a sassy or funny pick-up
line to keep things interesting. We know:
you hear “pick up lines” and immediately
hear cheesy but having a fun pick-up line
in your back pocket is a great way to
break the ice and leave them wanting
more. For some reason, pick-up lines said
by women just seem funnier (and are
typically more successful. Sorry boys!)
Yes, they are super corny, but they’re also
hilarious.

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why we chose the funniest, sassiest,
sweetest, and sexiest pick-up lines that
you can use in your next text to ramp up
the romance.

1. They say Disneyland is the

happiest place on earth. Well,
apparently, no one has ever been
standing next to you.
2. For some reason, I was feeling a
little off today. But when you came
along, you definitely turned me
on.
3. Is there an airport nearby or is it
my heart taking off?
4. Was your dad a boxer? Because
damn, you’re a knockout!
5. I was wondering if you had an
extra heart. Mine was just stolen.
6. Aside from being sexy, what do
you do for a living?
7. Did the sun come out or did you
just smile at me?
8. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but
dinosaurs still exist, right?
9. Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute.
Together we’d be pretty cute.
10. Is your name Google? Because
you have everything I’ve been
searching for.
11. There must be something wrong
with my eyes, I can’t take them off
you.
12. I’m sorry, were you talking to me?
Well then, please start.
13. Was your father an alien?
Because there’s nothing else like
you on Earth!
14. Was your mother a thief? ‘Cause
someone stole the stars from the
sky and put them in your eyes.
15. Do you have a pencil? Cause I
want to erase your past and write
our future.
16. Can you take me to the doctor? I
just broke my leg falling for you.
17. You don’t need keys to drive me
crazy.
18. Sorry, but you owe me a drink
because when I looked at you, I
dropped mine.
19. You must be a broom, ‘cause you
just swept me off my feet.
20. Have you been to the doctor’s
lately? Cause I think you’re
lacking some vitamin me.
21. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but isn’t
your name Richard?
22. Are you a keyboard? Because
you’re just my type.
23. Nice shirt! What’s it made of,
boyfriend material?
24. Excuse me, but I think I dropped
something. MY JAW!
25. Excuse me, is your name Earl
Grey? Because you look like a hot
tea!
26. Hello. Cupid called. He wants to
tell you he needs my heart back.
27. If I could rearrange the alphabet,
I’d put ‘I’ and ‘U’ together.
28. Did your license get suspended
for driving all these girls crazy?
29. If I’m vinegar, then you must be
baking soda. Because you make
me feel all bubbly inside!
30. Can I walk you home? Cause my
parents always told me to follow
my dreams.
31. For a moment I thought I had
died and gone to heaven. Now I
see I am still living, but heaven
has been brought to me.
32. Can I borrow a kiss? I swear I’ll
give it back.
33. You’re so sweet, you’re giving me
a toothache.
34. You are like my favorite cup of
coffee, hot and lip-smacking!
35. Do you like Star Wars? Because
Yoda only one for me!
36. Are you a camera? Because every
time I look at you, I smile.
37. I don’t have a library card, but do
you mind if I check you out?
38. Do you know what would look
really good on you? Me.
39. Do you believe in love at first sight
— or should I walk by again?
40. Are you related to Jean-Claude
Van Damme? Because Jean-
Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!
41. I would flirt with you, but I’d
rather seduce you with my
awkwardness.
42. I don’t need Twitter, I’m already
following you.
43. Give me your name so I know
what to scream tonight.
44. You’re definitely on my to-do list
tonight.
45. Are you feeling a little down? I
can help feel you up.
46. I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep
with you tonight?
47. Know what’s on the menu? Me ‘n’
u.
48. Your body is a wonderland, and I
want to be Alice.
49. Your lips look lonely. Let me
introduce them to mine.
50. Are you a fireman? Because you
came in hot and left me wet.
51. For some reason, I was feeling a
little off today. But when you came
along, you definitely turned me
on.
52. Life without you is like a broken
pencil… pointless.
53. I’m going to give you a kiss. If you
don’t like it, just return it.
54. You’re kinda, sorta, basically,
pretty much always on my mind.
55. Are you the online order I placed
a few days ago? ‘Cuz I’ve been
waiting for you all day.
56. Hey, can you help me get to a
doctor? My heart keeps skipping a
beat when I’m with you.
57. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because
you sure have tied my heart in a
knot.
58. Are you a football player?
Because I’d like you touchdown
there!
59. Are you a supermarket sample?
‘Cuz I wanna taste you again and
again without any sense of
shame.
60. You must be a vodka shot because
you hit me hard and spun my
world around.
61. Let’s save water by taking a
shower together.
62. Do you have the time? (Tells you
the time) No, the time to write
down my number?
63. That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you
out of it?
64. Your hand looks heavy can I hold
it for you?
65. You look so familiar… didn’t we
take a class together? I could’ve
sworn we had chemistry.
66. There must be a light switch on
my forehead because every time I
see you, you turn me on!
67. If I had a star for every time you
brightened my day, I’d have a
galaxy in my hand.
68. Do you want to be my dirty little
secret?
69. You look familiar. Did you
graduate from ‘The University of
Handsome Men’?
70. Do you play soccer? Because
you’re a keeper!
71. You’re hotter than the bottom of
my laptop.
72. Do you like Nintendo? Because
Wii would look good together.
73. Are you Netflix? Because I could
watch you for hours.
74. I think there’s something wrong
with my phone. Could you try
calling it for me to see if it rings?
75. I’m going to have to report
Spotify… Because I didn’t see you
in my hottest singles last week.
76. Did it hurt when you fell from the
vending machine? Because you
look like a snack.
77. I’m not a hoarder, but I really
want to keep you forever.
78. “I knew you before I met you. I’ve
known you my whole life.” —
Nayyirah Waheed
79. I should charge you rent for
spending so much time in my
head.
80. “You are a unicorn beyond my
Minotaur. You are a eureka
beyond my maitai. You are a
Yuletide beyond my minesweeper.
You are a euphemism beyond my
myna bird.” — Harryette Mullen
81. “You might not have been my first
love but you were the love that
made all other loves seem
irrelevant.” — Rupi Kaur
82. “How do I love thee? Let me
count the ways. I love thee to the
depth and breadth and height My
soul can reach when feeling out of
sight For the ends of being and
ideal grace.” — Elizabeth Barrett
Browning
83. “I dreamed that you bewitched
me into bed and sung me moon-
struck, kissed me quite insane. (I
think I made you up inside my
head.).” — Sylvia Plath
84. “I would like to be the air that
inhabits you for a moment only. I
would like to be that unnoticed &
that necessary.” — Margaret
Atwood
85. “All I ever wanted was to sit by a
fire with someone who wanted
me in measure the same to my
wanting. To want to make a fire
with someone, with you, was all.”
— Katie Ford
86. “I have to tell you, there are times
when the sun strikes me like a
gong, and I remember everything,
even your ears.” — Dorothea
Grossman
87. “My river runs to thee. Blue sea,
wilt thou welcome me? My river
awaits reply. Oh! Sea, look
graciously…” — Emily Dickinson
88. “I don’t bite, you know… unless it’s
called for.” — Regina Lampert,
Charade
89. “Was that cannon fire, or is my
heart pounding?” — Ilsa,
Casablanca
90. “Take me to bed or lose me
forever.” — Carole, Top Gun
91. “I appreciate this whole seduction
thing you’ve got going on here, but
let me give you a tip: I’m a sure
thing.” Vivian, Pretty Woman
92. “I gotta warn ya, every man I’ve
ever gone out with has been
ruined.” — Bugsy, Pretty Woman
93. “I know what I want because I
have it in my hands right now.
You.” — P.S. I Love You
94. “Why don’t you come up and see
me sometime?” — She Done Him
Wrong
95. “You don’t know how hard it is
being a woman looking the way I
do.” — Who Framed Roger Rabbit
96. “I’d like to kiss you but I just
washed my hair.” — The Cabin in
the Cotton
97. “You’re, like, the coolest person
I’ve ever met and you don’t even
have to try.” — Juno
98. “You give me premature
ventricular contractions. You
make my heart skip a beat.” — No
Strings Attached
99. “Kiss me. Kiss me as if it were the
last time.” — Casablanca
100. “I’ve fallen in love. I’m an ordinary

woman. I didn’t think such violent

things could happen to ordinary
people.” — Brief Encounter
101. “I guess when you’re young, you

just believe there’ll be many

people… you’ll connect with. Later
in life, you realize it only happens
a few times.” — Before Sunset
102. “Roses are red, my face is too,

that only happens when I’m

around you.” — Unknown
103. “Do you have a name or can I call

you mine?” — Unknown

104. I’ll have what you’re having.

105. Should I walk by again or have

you already realized I’m your

soulmate?
106. They say if you share a PSL with

someone it means you’re tied for

life. Want a sip?
107. Is that a mistletoe above your

head or are you about to kiss me?

108. I have some Hanukkah gelt in my

pocket, want to help me find it?

109. What’s that wonderful scent

you’re wearing? Oh! That’s just

you? I love it.
110. Want to spin a dreidel with me?

111. I’d never play hide and seek with

you because someone like you is
impossible to find.
112. I would take you to the movies,
but they don’t allow snacks.
113. Guess what I’m wearing? The
smile you gave me!
114. Your lips look lonely. Would they
like to meet mine?
115. Do you have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I
scraped my knees falling for you.
116. Are you religious? Because you’re
the answer to all my prayers.
117. I seem to have lost my phone
number. Can I have yours?
118. I’m lost. Can you give me
directions to your heart?
119. Are you sure you’re not tired?
You’ve been running through my
mind all day.
120. Is your dad a terrorist? Cause

you’re the bomb.

121. Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to
steal your heart.
122. I may not be a genie, but I can

make your dreams come true.

123. Are you a dictionary? Cause

you’re adding meaning to my life.

124. I’m no mathematician, but I’m

pretty good with numbers. Tell

you what, give me yours and
watch what I can do with it.
125. I hope you know CPR because

you just took my breath away!

126. Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause

you’ve got “fine” written all over

you.
127. Are you an artist? Because you’re

really good at drawing me in.

128. Are you a magician? It’s the

strangest thing, but every time I

look at you, everyone else
disappears.
129. Are you Siri? Because you

autocomplete me!
130. If I had four quarters to give to

the cutest guys in the world, you

would have a dollar!
131. Are you HTTP? Because without
you, I’m just ://
132. If you were a president, you’d be

Babe-raham Lincoln.
133. Is that hand sanitizer in your

pocket or are you just happy to be

within six feet of me?
134. Since all the public libraries are

closed, I’m checking you out

instead.
135. You can’t spell quarantine without

“U R A Q T.”
136. You must be the speed of light

because time stops when I look at

you.
137. Are you a fisher? Because I think

you’re a reel catch.