English Cheesy Lines / Banat.

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1. i won't change him, just to fit my ideal man. instead, i'll just adjust my standards for him so that he will be my ideal man.

2. he want to be my angel. who guides, follows and loves me. But how can he be my angel? kung 3. 4. boy: girl: boy: do ngiti you girl: hmm. not belive ko at pa loce at lang, first sight? satisfied one your thing what i nadedemonyo dahil kung that want to na hindi, i'm change is siya! dadaan your about ulit XD ako. gf? you. it? surname.

are quite, so

you there's

5. Letters start with ABC. numbers start with 123. life start at conception. learning starts at failure. 6. 7. "mabait pwede ba but lang tabi akong tayo sa my tingnan." exam? love, in coz i english, feel starts "i'm just when with good i'm you. looking." you.

perfect

beside

8. a kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. 9. LOLA: LOLO: LOLA: LOLO: because a girl like kahit ano, bakit you is impossible to wag lang so kapag di mo talaga masabi, laro halikan mo na lang! tayo. ano? taguan. naman? find.

LOLO:

10. if you don't want to see me SMOKING, then you better find a way to make my LIPS busy! 11. a boy listed: 10 reasons why i should avoid her and not to be with her anymore: 1. 1. she's clumsy! 2. 2. she laugh and talk so loud! 3. 3. she's acting like a little child! 4. 4. she may kill me in shame everytime i'm with her! 5. 5. she acts like a crazy one even though she's not drunk! 6. 6. she's moody most of the time!

7. 7. she's so unpredictable! 8. 8. she's so bossy! 9. 9. she's such a nager! 10. 10. she's not even my girlfriend! then he wrote, REASON WHY I SHOULD STAY SEEING AND BEING WITH HER: i'm INLOVE with her. :)

12. no matter how strong we hold on still there comes a time that we suddenly fall. - lizard. 13. girl: you deserve everything and i deserve nothing!

boy: i am nothing. and you are my everything. do we deserve each other now? 14. If your crush keeps staring on you and you can't help but notice, just tell him/her this: "kalma lang makikita mo pa ko bukas. Wag excited."

15. When things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart, when tears fall from your eyes, always remember two things. MAY ALENA KA! sila wala!

16. I may not be the one you'll choose to love and I swear it's ok, but trust me. I could be the best and perfect THIRD PARTY EVER!

17. Do you know who said this? "You'll never know what you have until it's gone. And once you lose it, you can never get it back." SNATCHER.

18. A doctor can save my life. A lawyer can depend my life. A soldier can give me a peaceful life. But only man like you can give me meaningful life.

19. A guy asked a girl what's her dream wedding: "A wedding of elaborate elegance, a church filled with flowers and friends. How about you?" The guy answered, "One that will make you my wife."

20. Why is it that I must climb 100 mountains to get you. But all you have to do is SMILE to get 21. "If love is a game, I demand a rematch!"banat ng di maka-move me? on.

22. If you wake up on a dark room with blood on it, don't be afraid because. You're inside my heart.

23. Trivia: Do you know that the word "pretty" has the same meaning with the word "me"?

24.

If

nothing

lasts

forever,

would

you

be

my

nothing?

25. Me without you is like a sneaker without laces, a geek without braces and a sentence without 26. Girl: Boy: please whisper okay. those three little GO words that would TO set me spaces. on fire. HELL!

27. Bagong kasabihan: "Pag iniwan ka ng mahal mo, never say die. Tomorrow is another guy." 28. I never dreamed of having HIGH GRADES. I just get them!

29. The best way to heal a hear that has been broken, is to kill that person who made it happen. 30. If you feel little bored, little sick, little sad, all lost. You know what's wrong? You are suffering 31. Meron from bang course lack na BS of Falling in Vitamin Love Major in ME. You?

32. I tried to be the sweetest girl for him. Unfortunately, diabetic pala siya. Kaya ayun, naghanap ng WALANG LASA!

33. Whenever I look at my palms, I wonder which of those funny, cute criss-cross line made me so lucky that I've met you.

34. There are only two times in my life I wanna be with you. NOW and FOREVER. 35. Wonder Girls may say, "I want nobody, nobody but you.." Then, the boys will reply, "I want 36. Am your I a bad body, shooter? your Because I body, keep on not missing you!" you.

37. Love is sweet when it's new. But, it is sweeter when it's true. And much sweeter when ALENA is with you.

38. If you'll ask me how many times he entered in my mind, I'll lie if I say many. Coz he just entered once and never comes out.

39. It takes more than a million people to complete the world. But it only takes HIM to complete 40. Girl: Boy: Girl: Boy: Girl: 41. Girl: Boy: Girl: Boy: Of Why? course, Okay! Can I I It's Boy: Why? just Why? just wanna a way Thanks. Wait, see Boy: Nyek! you can 7pm, see see Can I of may You're is you I are I have thanking giving made you see the me for I'm me buy loads for WALKING tag of coz I you of into your can my mine. shoes? them. life. shirt? one? feel it.

another

invisible! Really? me? you! tonight!

42. A father said to his five year old son: "Did you know that the only word in the dictionary that starts with SU but prounouced as SH is sugar?" The son just smiled and said, "SURE?" 43. 44. Girl: "Loving Guy: Must you Hi. have caused Didn't been me we so go I much on a pain." fate make sabi once? the ng Or same teeth was sa it candy. twice? twice.

once.

never

mistake

45. When I was a kinder, my teacher asked what I wanted to be when I grow up. I told her, "I want to be happy!" She scolded me and told me that I did not understand the question. I told her, "Being happy is beyond every noble profession that the world ever has." 46. Sabi ng teacher ko, kailangan ko uling mag-aral ng alphabet. Kasi, everytime I recite it I always miss U.

47. The most SELFISH line that I heard. But the SWEETEST line that everyone wants to hear from the one they love. "AKIN KA LANG HA?"

48. You're the perfect person that I knew. So sweet, so nice, always on my mind. So cute pa and very special! But there's something wrong! And that is, wrong send ako! 49. Science has proved that sugar melts in water. So please don't walk in the rain. Otherwise I will lose such a SWEET person like you!

50. If I could be any letter in the alphabet, I'd choose "V" so I can be next to "U". If I could be any note, I wish you're "RE" so you're always beside "ME".
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51. still waiting for the one you love? just wait a little longer. i'm on my way! 52. if i never met you, i wouldn't like you. if i didn't like you, i wouldn't love you. if i didn't love you, i wouldn't miss you. but i did, i do, and i will. 53. i'm not a jealous person. i am just a girl. a simple girl that, would love to break the neck of those bitches who flirts around my guy. 54. 55. boy: girl: the girl: can day i you i met heard well, please you. was magaling substitute the day. you met me too.

ka daw sa medyo. my 'X', without

ALGEBRA? bakit? asking 'Y'?

56. of all the drinks i have tried, i'd compare you to a cup of coffee. a little bitter, a little sweet. but oh. so HOT! 57. i don't care how many lips you have kissed. how many shoulders you have embraced, and how many time you've said ILOVEYOU. all i care is not to be the FIRST. but to be your LAST. 58. rich smart handsome beautiful athletic luckiest ratio of bf: gf: bf: gf: bf: bf: si a good happy under problematic proud many ang relationship. gf bf gf bf gf gf! :P

so ALENA

59. MISS ME or HATE ME, both are in my favor. if you miss me, i'm in your HEART. if you hate me, i'll always be in your MIND. 60. i'm gonna put some super glue on my hands. so i can hold you forever. 61. extreme BAD LUCK: i want to kiss the most beautiful, attractive, charming and sweet person in the world. but my lips can't touch my cheek! 62. "abcd... z" the man who invented alphabets was a genius. but he made silly mistake by keeping "U" and "I" in a long distance. 63. g: b" g: b: if i'll a be and your short gf, please stop conversation: smoking. okay! too. ayt!

drinking

g: b: g: b: 64. girl: guy: girl: guy: girl: guy: girl:

also, what the guy: you'll i wear (am

going idea don't a very i with wearing else of

to

the can courting

club you you, wearing dress next nun?) a this

at i that time, ok

night. yes! stop? guess? dress. ok. understand? fine. veil. (angry) ring. (speechless)

like very a

you long

65. i don't feel sad when i see my ex flirting with someone. come on! i'm generous! i share my USED toys to poor children. 66. b: well, g: i'm not are thinking of you. you coz i'm thinking badly thinking of of us.. me? together.

67. someone said to me, I LOVE YOU! i sneezed, i replied, "sorry, but i'm allregic to lies." 68. i believe that time is gold. but i have no time. therefore, i have no gold. 69. how can i feel sad if everytime i try to feel like that, GOD is always giving me reasons to smile. 70. nobody could ever make me smile for no apparent reasons. except for the one who's on my mind right now. 71. eveyone's calling me "BITCH" bitch is a dog. dog barks. barks are on trees. trees are part of nature. nature is beautiful. so thanks for the compliment. 72. in a petshop. customer talking to a parrot. "hoy! can you speak ha? can you speak?! bobo!" parrot: "yes, i can! ikaw? can you fly ha, can you fly!? gago!" 73. if you don't know the ansert to an exam. just write ETC. it's not etcetera. it's actually an acronym for "end of thinking capacity." 74. girl: boy: that's can not i my call name. you i'm mine? YOURS!

75. why pollute my precious body with unnecessary drugs, when all i need is your desire to make me high. 76. famous break up lines: "i just realized that i don't want to be attached." (duh? staple remover, gusto mo?) "i'm confused, i need time to find myself." (eto worldmap, go find yourself.) "we're too different from each other." (kasi nga, tao ako at hayop ka!) "you're too immature for me." (oo, alam ko namang gurang ang gusto mo e.) "kung talagang tayo, kahit saang sulok ng mundo magtatagpo tayo." (hello?! walang sulok ang mundo. bilog ang mundo! bilog!)

77. HER to him: i hate it when you act like i don't mean anything to you. HIM to her: and i hate it when you act like you don't know that you mean everything to me. 78. last night, i was given two choices by an angel. either to have a good memory or to have you. and i just can't remember what i chose. 79. boy: uy, wondergirls ka ba? girl: huh? bakit? boy: cause i want nobody, nobody but you. girl: ah. hehe. sorry. 2ne1 ako eh. boy: bakit? girl: cause i don't care eh, eh, eh, eh, eh.

80. gf and bf walking around the mall when a flirt came rushing towards them. flirt: hi handsome. i'm *insert name here*. and you are? bf: i'm hers. =)

81. time can heal the pain. is my clock broken??

82. to call you my own is the sweetest dream i know.

83. when you love someone, fight for it. but if that someone loves somebody else, be a soldier. KILL THEM BOTH.

84. girl: i wanna end our relationship. i'm going to return to you everything you gave me. boy: okay, then. let's start with the kisses. ^-^

85. "i tried my best to wait for you, i've shouted too loud, you didn't even respond to my call. now, you want me to go back?" - magtataho.

86. it takes more than a million people to complete the world. but it only takes HIM to complete mine.

87. life is a matter of choice. you can be a doctor who saves lives. a lawyer who defends lives. a soldier who protects lives. or just be yourself, and be my life.

88. they're only POWERFUL when you got your BACK turned.

89. i don't need to remind you everyday of how much i love you. it's up to you kn how long you will remember.

90. "ui!" .. hearing the word "ui" is so relaxing to our ears. proving that "u" and "i" sounds perfect for each other.