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Sambandh Nahi Hai Kirpya Isko Sirf Entertainment Purpose Se Dekhe.

DHANYAWAAD....

CLASS ROOM SCENE THERE ARE SOM E CHAIRS ON STAGE

STUDENTS CLASS KE ANDER ENTER HO RAHE HAIN (School Beel BGM )

SABHI STUDENTS CHAIRS PE BAITH GYE HAIN

RAHUL
BHAI SIR NE HOM EWORK DIYA THA YAAD HAI TUNE KIYA HAI

RAJ
NAHI BHAI BHOOL GYA..AYEE VISHAL TUNE KIYA HAI ?

VISHAL
BHAI SIR NE HOM EWORK BHI DIYA THA KYA (with jitter reaction)

TEACHER ENTER INTO THE CLASS

WHOLE CLASS
GOOD M ORNING SIR

TEACHER
GM GM BAITH JAAO....CHALO FATA FAT ATTENDANCE LETE HAIN PHIR
CLASS BHI START KARNI HAI

RAHUL - PRESENT SIR

RAJ - PRESENT SIR

JAYA - PRESENT SIR

ADRASH - ----

RAHUL
VOH NAHI AAYA HAI SIR

TEACHER
KYU BETA

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RAHUL
AREE MUJHE KYA PATA KYU NAHI AAYA MERA RISTEDAAR THODI
HAI (IN LOUD VOICE)
TEACHER
HAA HAA THIK THIK AARAM SE BETA AARAM SE
AB CLASS START HOTI HAI
TEACHER
DEKHO TUMHARE EXAMS START HONE WALE HAI TOH JISKO JISS
BHI SUBJECTS SE JO POOCHNA HAI POOCH LO

RAJ
SIR BAHUT THAND HAI EK ROOM HEATER LAGWA DIJIYE
TEACHER
HAAN BETA THAND TOH HAI...LAGWA DETA HU ROOM HEATER
LEKIN CHALTA KAISE HAI ?
RAJ
BIJLI SE

TEACHER
HAAN TOH VOH BIJLI KAA BILL BHI TOH AATA HAI N BETA
RAJ
HAAN SIR

TEACHER
AUR VOH BILL SCHOOL KAISE DETA HAI ?
RAJ
HUMARE FEES SE

TEACHER
HAA TOH BHARR N FEES 5 MAHINE KA BAAKI HAI TERA KAB
BHAREGA FEES (IN LOUD VOICE)
RAJ KHADA HOTA HAI

RAJ
RAHNE DIJIYE SIR NAHI LAGG RAHI THAND
TEACHER
KHADA KAISE HUA-2x

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RAJ BAITH JATA HAI

TEACHER
BAITHA KAISE...MAINE BOLA BAITHNE KO (WITH SLAPPING
HIM)

RAJ
SORRY SIR SORRY SIR
TEACHER
BAITH AB

RAJ BAITH JATA HAI

TEACHER
HAAN AUR KISHI KO LAGG RAHI HAI THAND

WHOLE CLASS
NO SIR
TEACHER
CHALO PUCHO QUESTIONS

RAHUL
SIR WHAT IS DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CAR AND BIKE ?
TEACHER
HAAN VERY SIMPLE VERY VERY VERY SIMPLE...COLUMN BANAO
LIKHO BIKE STARTS WITH B CAR STARTS WITH C

WHOLE CLASS
WAAAH SIR WAAAH
TEACHER
HAAN HAAN AB NEXT POINT LIKHO BIKE IS SMALL BUT CAR IS
BIG
WHOLE CLASS
WAAAAAAH SIR WAAAAAAAAH
TEACHER
AB 3RD POINT LIKHO BIKE IS BIKE SO IT IS BIKE CAR IS
CAR SO IT IS CAR
WHOLE CLASS
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH SIR WAAAAAAAAAAAH

TEACHER
HAA AUR PUCHO KYA PUCHNA HAI
RAHUL
SIR WHAT IS GRAVITY

(CONTINUED)

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TEACHER
GRAVIIITYYY...BETA IDHAR AA
TEACHER USKO STAGE SE NICHE FEK
DETE HAIN

TEACHER
THIS IS GRAVITY
VISHAL
SIR WHAT IS BRAIN

TEACHER
BRAIN...CHODO TUMARE PAAS HAI HI NAHI TOH KYA KAROGE
JAAN KE
WHOLE CLASS LAUGHING

JAYA
SIR WHAT IS WATER CYCLE
TEACHER
HMMM..WATER CYCLE VERY GOOD QUESTION WATER CYCLE..VERY
SIMPLE WHEN WATER THAK JATA HAI FROM TRAVELING ONE
DISTANCE TO ANOTHER DISTANCE SO HE USE USE CYCLE TO
TRAVEL FROM ONE DISTANCE TO ANOTHER SO THIS PROCESS IS
CALLED WATERCYCLE...
WHOLE CLASS
WAAAAH SIR
TEACHER
HAA AUR KOI
RIYA
SIR PROVE THAT IS IS TRIANGLE
BOARD PE TRIANGLE BANATA HAI
TEACHER
HMM.. YEH TRIANGLE HI HAI

RIYA
SIR PROVE
SIR BOARD PE EK TRIANGLE BANATE
HAIN

TEACHER
YEH KYA HAI BATAO

(CONTINUED)

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RIYA
SIR TRIANGLE
TEACHER
PROVE..

RIYA
BUT..
TEACHER
SORRY HENCE PROVE

WHOLE CLASS
WAAAAAAAAAH SIR WAAAAAAH
TEACHER
HAA HAAA BAS KARO CHALO AAJ KE LIYE ITNA HI KAL SE
TUMHARE EXAMS HAI TOH BEST OF LUCK WASIE ISSE BHI TUM
PAAS THODI HOJAOGE..

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EXAM DAY
SCENE -2
TEACHER
KOI MUJHE AB AWAJ YA CHEATING KARTE HUE NAHI DIKHNA
CHAHIYE...OK ? AND YOUR TIME STARTS NOW...
SAB LOG ANSWER LIKH RAHE HAIN AND
TEACHER CLASS KA EK ROUND LEKE CHAIR PE BAITH JAATE HAIN
RAJ
RAHUL BATA N
RAHUL
KAISE BATAU YAARR SIR SUNN LENGE

RAJ
BHAI KUCHH KAR N PLEASE
RAHUL
RUKK KRTA HU KUCHH......SIR AAPSE KUCCH BATEIN BOLNI
HAI

TEACHER
HAAN BOLO
RAHUL
SIR FIRST BAAT YEH HAI KI B B B B B B BHOOL
GAYA.....SECOND PUCHTA HU
TEACHER
PUCHO JALDI
RAHUL
HAAN YEH SECOND KI C C C C C C CHODIYE DAATEGE AAP
TEACHER
PUCHOGE YA NAHI
RAHUL
ACCHA CHALIYE CHAUTHI BAAT PUCHTA HOON
TEACHER
EK SEC-2X TEESRI BAAT KAHAA GAYI
RAHUL
NAHI 3RD WALA ANSWER MUJHE BHI NAHI AARHA HAI
TEACHER
MATLAB ?

(CONTINUED)

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RAHUL
SORRY SIR-2X
TEACHER
CHALO SHANTI SE EXAM DO

AFTER 10 SEC SABHI BACCHE MASK LAGA

DETE HAIN AND CHEATING START KAR DETE HAIN (UNSCRIPTED
SCENE)
TEACHER
MAIN PAGAL HOGYA HOON....NIKALO MASK SAB KOI MASK NAHI
LAGAYEGA NIKALO SB
JAYA SABSE AAGE BAITHI USKE COPY
MEIN SB CHEATING START KARTE HAIN LAST TAK....PHIR JAYA APNA
VOH ANSWER CUT KR DETI HAI

JAYA
SHIT YAAAR GALAT HOGYA YEH
AB SAME USKE PICHE WALE BHI SAB CUT
KRNE LAGTE HAIN LAST MEIN RAJ HAI

RAJ
KYA YAAR JAYA EK ANSWER ITNI MUSKIL SE LIKHA THA VOH
BHI GALAT KARDI TUJHE SAMJH NAHI AATA KOI ITTA MEHNAT
SE COPY KRTA HAI TUM GALAT KAR DE RHI HO AYSA THODI
HOTA (IN CRYING ACCENT)

RAHUL USKO USKO GALE LAGA KE

RAHUL
NA NA BHAI KOI NAA

RAJ
BHAI AYSA THODI HOTA HAI YAAR
TEACHER
KYA HORA HAI YEH SAB.....BAITHO SHANTI SE AUR EXAM DO

AFTER 10 SEC
TEACHER
CHALO TIME HOGYA ANSWER SHEAT SUBMIT KARO SAB
SAB LOG SUBMIT KRKE NIKALTE HAIN
LAST MEIN RAJ AND RAHUL AATE HAI AND SABKE SHEATS UDA KE
CHALE JAATE HAIN

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PTM DAY
SCENE 3
BACKGROUND VOICE

SATTU
PAPA NAHI JANA HAI SCHOOL
PAPA
KAISE NAHI JAYE CHALLL

PAPA SATTU KO STAGE PE DHAKEL KE

ENTRY LETE HAI
TEACHER(F)
AAYIYE SIR PLEASE HAVE A SEAT

PAPA CHAIR KO OOTHA LETE

SATTU
PAPA YEH KAR RHE HO

PAPA
MADAM NE TOH HAWE MEIN SEAT
SATTU
PAPA UNHONE BAITHNE KO BOLA HAI

TEACHER(F)
HAAN
PAPA
HAAN TOH AYSE BOLNA CHAIYE N

TEACHER(F)
HAAN TOH SATTU AUR YEH TUMAHRE PAPA KA NAAM CHANA ?
PAPA
HAAN TOH MADAM SATTU TOH CHANE SE HI AAYEGA N

TEACHER(F)
YEH JO AAPKA BETA
PAPA
KYA KIYA ISNE KYA KIYA

TEACHER(F)
THODA NATKHAT HAI
PAPA
NATKHAT HORA HAI BANAU KRISHNA TUJHE

(CONTINUED)

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TEACHER(F)
SIR DIMAG ISKE PAAS BHUT HAI
PAPA
VOH MUJHE PATA HAI MADAM DEKHNA EK DIN MERA BETA DOCTOR
BANEGA

TEACHER(F)
BAS YEH PADAI MEIN NAHI LAGATA HAI
PAPA
KAHA LAGATA HAI BOL KAHA LAGATA
TEACHER(F)
LEKIN AGAR YEH CHAHE TOH PADH SAKTA HAI
PAPA
VOH MUJHE PATA HAI MADAM DEKHNA MERA BETA EKDIN
ASTRONAUT BANEGA
TEACHER(F)
BUT YEH CHAHE TAB TOH

PAPA
CHAHTA KYU NAHI CHAHTA KYU NHI HAI TUU
TEACHER(F)
AAPKO PATA HAI SIR ISS BAAR EXAM MEIN ISKE TOTAL MEIN
50 AAYE HAIN

PAPA
HAAN TOH ACCHI BAAT TOH HAI TOTAL MEIN INTREST HAI MERE
BETE KA ISKO TOTAL PADHAIYE
TEACHER(F)
TOTAL MATLAB SAB SUBJECTS KE MILA KE....FAIL HAI AAPKA
LADKA
PAPA
NAAH MAIN NAHI MAANTA MERA BETA FAIL HOHI NAHI SKTA

TEACHER(F)
YEH LIGIYE KHUD DEKH LIGIYE
PAPA
HAAN DEKHIYE SABSE UPAR TOH NAAM HAI MERE BETE KA

TEACHER(F)
SIR AAPNE LIST OOLTA PAKDA HAI

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PAPA KUCHH MEIN SATTU KE DEKHTE HAI

AND APNA BELT NIKALNE LAGTE HAI
SATTU
PAPPPA SORYY PAPPA

TEACHER(F)
SIR....
PAPA
BAS MADAM HOGYA AAPKA MEET TO NICE YOU

SATTU
PAPA NICE TO MEET YOU
PAPA
AB MUJHE SIKHAYEGA

PAPA SATTU KO STAGE PE DAUDA DAUDA

MAARTE HAI AND PHIR DONO OFF STAGE HO JATE HAI
BACKGROUND MUSIC (PAPA MERE PAPA)

THE END

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