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Just a boring time when I am writing this life

story, biography or whatever you say par ha hai


kuch😂. To let’s start –
First let me tell you something about myself. So I
am Priyanshu Ranjan, a normal boy belonging to a
just a step up of a middle class family😅(showoff
nahi kar raha, jo sach hai wohi likh raha hu). To I
just reached class 10th and as usual my parents
started giving me lectures ki “Beta 10th hai ab to
acche se padh lo, boards hai tumhare, ab bade ho
gye ho tum😶‍🌫”️ and yaa many more.
Let me tell you about my parents –
PAPA – Mr. Dinesh K. Ranjan, a government
officer, jinke lectures mere liye Dhinchak Pooja ke
gaano ki tarah hai “Waste of Time” but in very
rare case thode useful hote hai😅.
Mummy – Mrs. Monarama, a house-wife jinko bas
mereko padhte hue dekhna hai. Baat to ye hai ki
jab like 2 ghante baith ke shanti se padh lu tab nhi
dekhengi par jese 5min ke liye phone utha lu, wo
bilkul muhh ke saamne prakat ho jaati hai🥲.
Par yarr mummy papa mere hi to hai to itna to
karenge hi🫡…..
Meri chhoti behen😒 - Mera isse koi lena nhi par
inko sab dena hai, like meri chize bhi inhi ko
chahiye😑. To isko bye bye bolke aage badhte
hai👍.
Aur baki like meri joint family hai to sabko to
describe nhi karunga par mere sabse jyada close
mere uncle hai😂par bohot marte hai😑.

HOBBIES😀 –
1. Cricket is my love like it’s everything for me😉.
First time cricket match meine 2011 ka world cup
ka final match dekha tha and I was about 3 years
old. And I still remember the world cup winning
six by MY IDOL, THE LEGEND “DHONI”🙇‍♂️,
and mereko abhi bhi yaad hai ki kaise mere papa
aur like pure ghar wale khush hue the iss world
cup six pe like agle din puri party hui thi bro😂
and tabhi se mera aim cricketer banne ka hai😉.
2. Guitar, my third love(second love koi aur
hai😶‍🌫️), like pehli baar Steve bhaiya ko school
me bajate hue dekha tha tabse like decide kar liya
ki ek din pakka mein bhi inke tarah hi accha
guitarist banunga(par bro now he is legend like I
am nothing in front of him🙇‍♂️). Par like bohot
sahi experience rha mera guitarist banne ka, like
covid years mein yahi to kiya tha pure time ghar
baithe😀.
3. MMA, like holidays me gym jaake Chandu
bhaiya ke sath MMA karne mein bohot maza aata
hai😀par bohot jyada exercises ho jaati hai like
puri hawa nikal jaati hai🥲.
4. Singing, koi pyar wyar nhi hai bas thoda accha
lagta hai gaana aur Bhagwan ki daya se acchi awaj
mil gyi isliye gaa leta hu par pata nhi ki kaise
sabko meri awaj acchi lagti hai like bin audition
diye pure saal choir leader rha hu main😀par
ghanta fame nhi mila🥲.

Aur bhi chize hai jaise basketball aur badminton


par describe karne ka man nhi hai😒.

SCHOOL LIFE😀 –
To I was first studying in DRS public school till 1st
class phir waha se transfer ho gya LFS mein😅.
To basically I was a student jo like padhai mein
bhi accha tha aur extra-curricular mein bhi achha
tha par bas class 6th tak kyuki 7th mein covid aa gya
gya aur 7th – 8th class covid mein hi chala gya jisse
like padhai pe bohot jyada adverse effect pada tha
mere coz bakiyon ka mein nhi janta🙄.
Phir aayi class 9th like bohot jyada acchi bhi nhi thi
aur jyada buri bhi nhi thi🙄like pehle to mein ek
introvert type ka tha par abhi to kuch jyada hi
ambivert hogya like puri tarah se extrovert nhi hua
par phir bhi😒.
To let tell something about my friends🥱-
Boys urf alag level wale harami like meri life mein
dost kam harami jyada hai jinko mein apne bhai
jese hi manta hu🫂. To sabse pehle –
1. Raj, mera best friend, like pure class mein
sabse jyada famous hamari friendship hai. Ms.
Madhumita ke to favourites hai hum dono like
agr hum dono mein se ek bhi school na aaye to
sare teachers(Biju sir ko chhod ke🥲) puchte
hai ki “aaj tumhara dost nhi aaya specially Ms.
Madhumita and Sir. Mukesh aur ye Mohit bhi
puch leta hai😒. Par jo bolo iske bina pura
school day adhura lagta h🥲aur ye bhi thode
dino ke liye sakth tha par iska dil bhi pighal
gya😂(bada advice diye phirta tha ki hum
ladkiyo se durr hi rahenge par ab roz hi
dispersal ke time building se aate hue uss tree
ke niche baithi hui ek ladki ko dekhta rehta
hai😂). Aur ab isko advice dene ka kaam mera
hai😂coz bhai to mera hi hai😉.
2.The one and only, the legend Sagnik, mera
dusra best friend par ekto iska naam koi dhang
se le nhi pata hai coz bohot jyada rare to nahi
bolenge par ha thoda tricky naam. To inn
mahan hasti se meri friendship 8th mein ho to
gyi thi par 9th me best friend bhi ban gaye aur
bhai ne pure saal mere maze liye par usne nhi
liye meine hi lene diya. Par ye bhi topper hai
aur sari teachers isko apna beta maanti hai par
ye sirf Madhumita Miss ko chhod ke sabko
step mom manta hai🤦‍♂️. Aur sabki tarah iski
bhi crush hai aur bhai iss bande ki crush ko
issi pe crush hai jo sirf mereko pata hai🥱.
Kabhi kabhi to sochta hu ki pata nhi Bhagwan
ne parker ke konse variant se iski kismat likhi
hogi🙄. Par jese bhi hai mera hi dost hai🫂, par
harami jyada hai🤦‍♂️.
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Bakiyon sirf naam hi likh deta hu🫡
1.Shivpal
2.Priyanshu Yadav
3.Prashun
4.Prakhar and Samarth{Oldest and Best
friends of mine}
5.Shantanu
6.Kuldeep
7.Rajvansh
8.Gaurav
9.Hasan
10. Anurag
11. Rishi Raj
12. Kaustabh aur Aarsh abhi recent friends hai
par dono bohot acche hai🫂
13. Ahzam bhaiya
14. Vishal(ek aur best friend)
and many more are there par naam nhi yaad aa
raha hai🥲.
To lets talk about Gurls😂
To meri life mein female interaction bohot
kam hui hai par tab bhi meri bhi acchi friends
hai bro😅.
1. Pratika – My bestie aur mere liye ek
motivational speaker like ditto copy of
Sandeep Maheshwari😂. Par jo bolo she is
that girl or that person who is now the best
thing I ever had in my life😶‍🌫️like sari
ladkiyo wali characteristics hai uske pass
like she is very cute, humble, helpful aur
understanding to on a different level like
mera mood kabhi bhi kharab ho jata
hai(hamesa hi rehta hai)to mein siddha isse
bol deta hu and yarrr wo bhi bilkul acche se
samajhti hai meri puri baat aur hamesa ek
conclusion nikal ke de deti hai🫡like she is
the best girl for me on this planet. Aur yarrr
ye bhi topper ki prajati se hi aati hai aur
tabhi mereko inse padhne ke motivation aata
hai warna 9th class to bin padhe hi pass kar
gya aur agr ye mereko thode pehle mili hoti
na to guaranteed meri 9th class to bohot hi
sahi jaata par yarr mili to na par like haa
kabhi kabhi uska bhi mood kharab ho jaata
hai choti choti chizo pe(Eg. Didi ne spy
kardiya, best friend ne late reply kar diya
[isliye mein sorry bol deta hu warna phir ye
gussa ho gyi phir manana is very difficult]
aur bhi choti bachiyo wale reasons
hai😂)par yar meri hi best friend hai isliye
mereko pata hai kaise manana hai😉. She is
also a very good singer and a guitarist
too[meri community ki ladki💖😉]. Aur
kuch bacha hi nhi bolne ke liye like she is
damn perfect for me💖😂.
2. Shreyanshi – Meri Pratika ke baad sabse
achii girl best friend like ye bhi bohot achhi,
sweet, cute humble aur jitni bhi ladkiyo ki
characteristics aati hai wo hai ye😂. Par
literally very good singer and also very good
in studies. But ye bhi bohot funny hai like
pure school ko to apna khandan bana ke rakh
liya hai eg. Kisi ko beta, kisi ko bhanja, kisi
ko bua , kisi ko papa kisi ko dada ji aur
mereko ye bandar bhaiya bulati hai coz mein
khud isko bandariya bulata hu😂. Par like
one more best girl in my life💟.

To if you are reading this from the above to


waha pe sirf first love aur third love ke bare
me likha tha😅. To let me tell you my 2nd
love:
3. Ragini – My first crush, first love ya jo
bolna hai bolo par yaa she is whatever it is
called. To basically she is my first and the
last crush coz mereko pata hai ki iske alawa
aur koi aur ladki mereko kabhi nhi pasand
aayegi😅. She is my crush from last 6 years
like meri hi iti long duration wali crush
hogi🫡coz mereko sare ladko ka pata hai ki
bas maximum to maximum 4-5 mahine hi
hogi longest duration of a crush coz yaa to
unki feelings khatam ho jaati hai yaa koi aur
acchi lag jati hai ya phir wo use propose kar
dete hai aur reject ho jaate hai aur kya unse
unka man bhar jata hai🤦‍♂️par if you ask me
then ha meine bhi ek baar pata nhi kyu use
propose kara tha aur definitely reject hona to
banta tha par phir bhi mereko aur koi ladki
acchi nahi lagi coz mereko ladkiyo mein
khasa koi interest nhi tha ki sari ladkiyo se
baat karu ya unse friendship karu yaa kuch
bhi bakwas kaam karu coz yaar 5th class tak
mereko sirf meri padhai aur extra curricular
activities se hi matlab tha aur mereko ye
ladki wadki dekhna bilkul bhi pasand nhi tha
par yarr 5th class ke end hone par mereko
Ragini dikhi aur like us time pehli baar
mereko koi ladki utti acchi lagi hogi coz
pehle to sab bandariya hi lagti thi aur abhi
bhi wahi lagti hai😅. To let me tell you this
story from starting :
To it was a normal day as usual aur chutti ke
time pe humlog ghar jaa rahe the aur mereko
tabhi Hasan milta hai aur kuch baate hoti
hai[ab itna nhi yaad mereko ki kya baatien
hui thi]aur wo jaa raha tha par phir uske
piche Anurag aata hai aur dono kuch baat
karke mereko bulate hai and phir Anurag
merese pucha ki “ kya tum Ragini ko jaante
ho?”[uss time tak nhi jaanta tha] To meine
bola nahi. Then they were like chalo tumko
kisi se milwana hai and phir mein bhi chal
liya. Phir jaise hi gate se nikle tabhi Anurag
bolta hai ki wo rahi Ragini and I suddenly
saw a girl hiding herself in an omni
van[mereko abhi bhi nhi pata hai ki wohi
Ragini hai] jese usko pata chal gya ki we
were searching her. And then she hided
herself and the van left, aur uss din pehli
baar mereko koi ladki utti acchi lagi hogi aur
phir kya wo tabhi se meri crush hai😅(meine
us time Hassan ya Anurag kisi se nhi pucha
ki Ragini hai kon isiliye mereko nhi pata
chala ki wohi ladki Ragini hai). Phir 5th
khatam aur 6th start hua aur meri kismat
acchi thi ki wo 6th class me mere hi sath thi
aur phir mereko 6th mein hi pata chala ki
wohi Ragini hai. To kya pure 6th class me I
just behaved as friend and like kabhi kabhi
help kar diya karta tha and ek aur cheez ki
uss time sirf mein hi ball pen use karta tha
and usse bhi ball pen shayad acche lagte the
to she used to ask me that Goldex Delta pen
aur mein bhi sirf usi ko deta tha coz bohot
sare bacche merese maangte the par mein
sirf Ragini ko hi deta tha bhale hi mere pass
ek hi pen kyu na ho wo bhi Ragini ko de
deta tha aur khud dusre se maang ke kam kar
leta tha😂par haa mereko sari choti choti
chize yaad hai class 6th ki uske sath aur agr
wo likha to mere hath khatam hai🥲. Phir
class 6th ke final exams ke baad meine use
pure ek saal ke gap ke baad hi dekha
tha(2020 ke march me last mile the aur phir
2021 ke feb ke end me usko meine uske
papa ke sath ek white activa scooty pe dekha
tha jab online exams ke baad paper submit
karne ki turn thi😅). Class 8th bhi pandemic
me hi chala gya aur online class ke time pe
kabhi kabhi wo dikh jaati thi and tab to pura
moment ban jata tha bro like thoda achha
lagta tha😅. To aese hi 8th class bhi khatam
ho gya aur phir start hota hai 9th class. Ek
type se ye class jyada buri to nhi gyi apr
mere studies aur wese kuch reasons ke
wajah se bohot hi average class rahi 9th
mereliye par acchi bhi thi coz mereko
Pratika as bestie mili aur Izhar sir as class
teacher mile aur bhi bohot sari chize hai par
topic se bina hate wapas Ragini pe aate
hai😅. To like meri puri life ke 95% kaand
issi class me hue hai jese rumours aur
proposal wali baat aur isi class me almost
sabko pata chal gya ki meri crush Ragini hai.
To basically ek truth aur dare ka game khelte
hue meine sagnik ko apni crush bata
di[shayad meri bhuddhi bhrast thi jo bata
di]aur usi ke baad se ye sab nautanki start ho
gyi aur wo mereko force kar raha tha ki
mein usko jaa ke propose kardu par tab
meine nhi kiya phir ekdam se Ragini ke
baare mein rumour aaya tha jo mein nhi bata
raha coz mereko wo soch ke hi gussa aata
hai aur mere dost bhi kam thodi the like un
logo ne bhi bohot sunaya mereko ki wo aesi
hai wesi hai par meine kisi ki baat nhi suni
coz yarr ab agr tum kisi se sahi mein pyar
karte ho na to uske baare mein koi bhi kuch
bole, wo bohot bura lagta hai and you can’t
believe it aur uss time pe man to tha ki sabka
muhh phodd du par yarr control bohot kiya
meine. Phir ek aur rumour aaya ki meine
Ragini se aisa bola hai ki “I can’t live
without her” aur isi baat ke liye mereko
Praveen sir ne bohot acche se sunaya aur
kaha ki jo ye sab mein kar raha tha wo bohot
kharab hai and I was like ye mereko kyu
suna raha hai par meine bina unse kuch
puche unki puri baate sun li aur phir mereko
baad me pata chala ki aesa kuch bhi hua hai.
Par yarr meine un dono ko ignore kar diya
aur pehle wale rumour ko lekar meine
Ragini se bhi baat kari thi and yaa I was
right coz yarr mereko pura bharosa tha ki wo
kabhi wesa kuch kar hi nhi sakti aur uss time
meine sagnik ko ye baat bata di ki Ragini se
meri baat hui hai aur usne hi confirm kar
diya ki waise kuch bhi nahi hua hai aur phir
wo mereko propose karne ke liye force
karne laga aur even mereko usne hi proposal
bheja tha aur meri bhuddhi phirse bhrast ho
gyi thi ki uski baat maan ke meine wo
proposal bin padhe Ragini ko bhej diya coz
yarr ladkiyo se baat wese bhi nhi hoti thi
meri aur in sab chizo mein sagnik expert tha
coz wo baithta bhi ladkiyo ke beech me tha
aur topper bhi hai isiliye meine uspe bharosa
karke Ragini ko wo proposal bhej diya and it
was the biggest mistake of my life🤦‍♂️. To
ab reject hona to banta hi tha aur ha usne
reject hi kiya mereko aur sahi hi kiya coz
meine kabhi bhi khud se use baat karna ka
try nhi kiya like very rare cases me meine
use khud baat kari hogi coz yaa to mein
sagnik se puch ke use baat karta tha ya
Pratika se coz mereko ladkiyo se baat karne
ki aadat nhi thi aur naa hi me kisi ladki se
baat karta tha(sabse like normally hi baat
kari thi par yarr isse baat karne mein pata
nhi kyu darr lagta tha mereko isiliye meine
hamesa kisi na kisi ki help lekar use baat
kari thi😅) to yaa phir uske baad aur bhi
bohot saare kand hue like ye pure crush
wrush ke chakkar ki wajah se mereko bohot
kuch sunne ko mila phir pata nhi kyu
mereko sab bewafa bulane lage aur ye baat
hamare class teacher tak ko pata chal gyi par
uss time tak meine sabko aur wesi saari
chizo ko ignore karna sikh liya tha aur jaha
tak mereko lagta hai meine kabhi kuch galat
to nhi kara(sirf mereko lagta hai par haa yarr
jis age me humlog abhi hai usme aesa ho
jata hai🥲)aur abhi to meine bohot try kara ki
like sabko ye believe kara du ki haa meri
crush Ragini nahi hai par yarr nhi ho paa
raha tha par like ek din meine try kara
Ragini ko convince and she agreed without
asking me anything(coz I know that she’ll
definitely understand why I was saying this
to her coz yarr bohot jyada drame pehle hi
ho rakhe the and I was literally fed up to
isiliye meine bola aur wo shayad samajh
gyi)aur meine use bola bhi kya tha ki already
meine bohot jyada nautanki dekh li ab
mereko bas sab kuch khatam karna and she
was like okk and yaa usne sagnik se bola
atleast. Aur phir mereko thoda bohot sahi
laga par ye sab bhi nautanki hi kari meine
aur ye sirf Pratika ko pata hai😂and yaa I
can swear that no other girl will or can get
that amount of love and respect from my
heart as much Ragini got (leaving
Pratika)and yaa meine Ragini se ye sab band
isliye karne ko bola coz mereko bohot bura
lagta hai jab meri wajah se usko koi
pareshani hoti and I don’t want that, to
isiliye meine thoda bohot natak kara hai par
still I only love Ragini but you can’t force
anyone to love you and wese bhi konsa meri
shakal hi acchi like tanning ki wajah se
pehle hi barbad tha aur phir skin ki care bhi
nhi kari jiski wajah se bilkul hi kaala ho
gya(me not belonging to my own family in
this case🥲) par kya hi kar sakte hai coz kuch
kar bhi to nhi sakte, par on the other hand
she is the most gorgeous you can say (mere
liye to yehi hai) like yarrr school ke ladko ki
line lagi hui iske liye aur like kaha hi mein
iske level ka hu. For me it’s like meri cush
hai aur thodi bohot baat ho jaati hai that’s
enough yarr ab kya hi expect kar sakte
hai.😅

To agar mein chahu to Ragini ki puri ram


katha likh du par koi fayda nhi😂 but the
conclusion is simple that I just love Ragini
and that’s all.

Bas ab yehi khatam ho gya aur haa mereko


pata hai ki story thodi cringe thi par yarr itna
to chalta hai😂.

So that’s it🫡. Khatam😂. Tata👋Good bye


🫡………

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