FAREWELL SKIT SCRIPT

Anushka- College life is best Jo mann chahe voh kar sakte hain Per kisi ne ye nahi bataya ki college
life mein school life ko hum Kitna jyada miss kerte hai School ke shoes the aapne pass Phir bhi
casual shoes mai hote the Whaa rules hi itne saare the thodne ke maaze hi kuch aur tha

Aao tum sabko school life dikhati hu

Vanshika- Oh no, aaj phir late ho gyii, jaldi nikalna padega.

Prefect - Ruko ruko, ID card kahan hai tumhara
Vanshika(whispering)- arre yaar inka roz ka ho gaya hai. Inko kyaa lagta hai mai pagal hu jo subah 6
baje uthkar tayaar hoke kisi aur ke school mei jaaungi.

Prefect - Bolooo

Vanshika- Sorry sir bas aaj maaf kardo

Prefect- Itni baar maaf kiya hai, bechari maafi bhi sharma
gayi hogi tumse. Pata nahi tum kab sudhrogi.
[HUM NAHI SUDHRENGE]

Anushka- Wo attendance and boring morning assembly toh sabko yaad hi hogi, jab koi ek girta tha
but uske baad girne ka man sabko hota tha ki uss bahane baihtne ko toh mile

ALL- goooood morning sirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!

Dev- Good morning students, sit down. First. let me take the attendance then we need to go for
assembly

Dev- Aditi

Aditi- Present sir

Dev- Angel

Angel- Present Sir

Dev- Vanshika

Vanshika- Present sir

Dev – Mansi

Mansi- Present Sir

Dev- Naisha

Naisha- Present Sir

Dev-Sneh

Sneh- Present Sir

Dev- kanayalal

Kanayalal- Present Sir

Dev- Shubham

Shubham- Present Sir

Dev- Aunshka

Vanshika/ Angel- Sir wo nahi aayi aaj.

Dev- Kyu Kya hua?

Vanshika/Angel – Sir uska accident ho gaya

Dev- Acha..Ok….Next, Nirav

Vanshika/Angel- sir wo bhi nahi aaya

Dev- Kyu?
Vanshika/Angel- sir wo hi toh gaadi chala raha tha

{Bang meme here}

Dev- chalo ab assembly me jaate hai

While prayers is going on

Angel faints is then carried back to class

Then after seeing her do the same Vanshika faints

Then all faint.

{Bell rings}

Anushka- Sab jaante hai wo bachhe ko jisko har time sir ka chamcha banna hota hai. Aur teacher ko
HW ke bare mei yaad dilata hai.
Naisha- Yaar kisi ne English ka homework kiya kya?

Vanshika- Kyu? Aaj submit karna tha kyaa?

ANGEL- Haan
ADITI- Heinn!! Ye kab bola sir ne?
NAISHA- Kal bola toh tha, tum log class mei sote ho kyaa?
SNEH-Aae koi sir ko yaad mat dilana, Sir pakka bhul gaye hoge

{Dev enters}
ANGEL- Excuse me sir I had a doubt in the HW u gave yesterday.
Dev – ohh right I gave you guys homework yesterday…
Everyone submit your copies here.

{Angel and Naisha submit their copies}

[Dushman na kare dost ne wo kaam kiya hai]

Vanshika - Sir can we please submit it tomorrow.

ADITI- Sir kisi ne nahi kiya hai , please sir kal kal submit karein
Dev- No no I want it now or I will call your parents.
MANSI- sorry sir, we promise to submit it tomorrow
Dev- Ok but make sure toh submit it tomorrow anyhow

Others- yes sir we will submit it tomorrow

Dev– OK, now open your books

TEACHER STARTS TEACHING
[Bahubali villan dialouge]

Dev- Samaj gaye sab??

Students –Haan sir

Teacher- OK so now answer a few general knowledge questions

Dev- Aditi tum batao ki Duniya me sabse tez kaunsa bird udta hai
Aditi- sir, wo jisse jaldi hoti hai
[you didn’t have to cut me off]

Dev- Chalo, Shubham tum ye batao ki Shah Jahan aur mumtaaz ka kya Rishta tha
Shubham- Sir mummy ne hamesha se hi ye sikhaya hai ki kisi ke bhi personal life me interfere nahi
karte
[Make it like it never happened and we were nothing ]

Dev- Chalo toh Sneh tum batao, India ka national game kaunsa hai
Sneh- Sir PUBG
[I don’t even need your love]

Teacher- Tum logon ko bus ab bhagwan hi bacha sakte hai

Anushka- bhuk legene par tiffin class ka tour kerleta tha teacher padathe rehte hum khate rehte

(SONG – Bhukh lagi bhukh lagi - bajrangi bhaijaan )

Anushka- chahe Science ho ya fir COMMERCE ya fir ARTS. Sabko kisi na kisi subject mei problem hoti
hi thi Aur fir sab saath mei baithkar rote the

(SONG- KYA HUA KAISE HUA)

Shubham- Kya hai yeh bio mein chemistry Kahan se aayi Aur physics mein bhi Maths. Maine PCB liya
tha kyuki maths nahi padhna tha. Scam ho gaya mere saath.

SNEH- aur accounts and eco mai bhi maths hai

ADITI -Vahi yaar geography mein bhi maths de ke rakhi hai in logo ne

MANSI- Ha re Chemistry mein kitne sare numerical hai

NAISHA- Han yaar ye maths mein maths kyo hai.

{Jethalal meme}

All- aeeeeee kya bol rahi hai

Naisha- ae yaar mera toh dimag hi kharab ho gaya hia maths leke…Mai toh thak gayi bhaishaabb!!!

All- ha woh toh lag hi raha hai

VANSHIKA- ek to sab subject ke homework submit karo project submit karo kal psychology ka submit
kerna hai aur maine kuch nahi kiya

ANGEL- Ye sab karte karte exam aa jaate Hain unki taiyari bhi karo fir exam mein fail ho jaaye toh
extra classes leni padti hai

Anushka -Ghar mein ek bottle bhari nahi jaati school mein 5 -5 bottle ek sath bher dete the Aur bunk
marte the

Shubham- chalo aaj bunk maarte hai.

[scam 1992 theme song]
Anushka- tum log yahan kyaa kar rahe ho. Kaun hai tumhara teacher. Principle ke paas le jaau?

Students- [sorry sorry sorry bacche ki loge jaan kyaa]

Anushka- Ha ha theek hai ab apne class mei jaao

Dev -Where are Mansi, Naisha and Shubham

VANSHIKA-Kahi par maar rahe honge bunk

MANSI- sir may i come in

Dev- Where were you

MANSI -sir I was having headache so I was in medical room to take some rest

NAISHA- sir shall I come in

Dev- Now where were you

NAISHA- Sir wo muje accounts ke teacher ne kuch kaam ke liye bulaya tha toh…

Shubham - Oh sir geye ni kya abhi tak

Dev– Sorry dev, but I am still here, but where were you?

Shubham- Sir I was in sports room

Dev- aao aao andar aao..Everyone please clap for them, kitni jaldi aaye hai ye log ek medical room
mai toh ek sportsroom aur naisha tumhe mere hi period mai sir aur ma'am se baat karni hoti hai. If I
see anybody doing this again they won't be allowed enter in my class for the rest of the.

Anushka – wo beech class me sapne dekhna aur class me bilkul bhi dhyaan nahi dena

(Aditi dreaming)[Bekhayali]
Dev- Aditi!! Aditi!!! Aditi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(flying chalk received)
Aditi-Good afternoon sir
Dev- Aditi aap muje ye batane ka kasht karenge ki mai kyaa padha rha tha.
Aditi- Ye to aapka kaam hai sir!!
[Bang!!meme]Teacher – what!!! Bahar niklo
{Achha chalta hu duaaon mei yaad rakhna}

Anushka- hum bhale hi kitni bhi masti kar le wo ek class kisi ki bhi awaaz nahi nikalti thi

Anushka- 3 din ki ho ya 2 din ki, preparatory leave to hamare liye bus 1 din ki hi hoti hai fir kaam aata
tha toh sirf ratta
[ratta maar]
Vanshika- oyee sunna, ye chapter hai kyaa exam mei
Aditi- guys aaj kaunse subject ki exam hai?
SNEH- heinn!! aaj koi exam bhi thi kyaa
[bones- THE BOYS]
[bell rings]

Anushka -Saare khand khullum khula bas cheating chup kar kerte the

Student- Sir aapko pata hai 1a, 2c, 3b, 4a, 5d, 6c, 7a aur 8a ke bache bahoot ache hai

Invigilator- Toh 9,10,11,12 ka kya

Student (in mind) are mcqs toh bus 8 hi the ab kya karu

Student- Sir wo unse humari itni nahi banti

Invigilator- hmm…theek hai

Naisha - Oyeee!!! 23 ka answer bata..

Mansi - Abe wo subjective hai.....

Naisha- Ha bus thoda aage ka bata de fir mai kar lungi

Mansi - Rook...(doing some weird actions and explaining the answer)

Invigilator - What are you doing?

Mansi- Sir nothing just stretching my arms..

Teacher- Do I look like a fool to you…Stop your excuses and come with me to the principal

Anushka -Aur khete hai na fail hone ka dukh nahi par jab friend first aata hai usse bada dukh koi nahi

Aditi- Mai pakka fail hone wali hun kuch nahi likha tha Maine Exam me

Naisha- Are yaar chinta mat kar maine bhi kuch dhang ka nahi likha tha exam me…chal dono saath
me fail hote hai

Later in class, teacher distributes the answer sheet

Dev -I am very disappointed in all of you .

You all failed….except Naisha only she got full marks.
Aditi- tu oh bol rahi thi ki tu fail hone waali hai.
[All my friends are toxic]
 ENDING SCENE

Anushka- It seems like just yesterday when we were all talking about what our mom’s packed in our
tiffin and whether we completed our home works and assignments or no! I remember thinking that
it would be hard to say goodbye…and I was right - it is hard.

Ek school ka zamana tha,jisme khushiyo ka khazana tha! Chahat chand ko pane ki thi, par dil taaro ka
deewana tha! Har galti ka ek naya bahana, aur phir sabke nazar me aajana tha! Thak karke aana ghr,
pr dosto k pas bhi jana tha! Maa ki data thi, pr jio ka zamana tha! Exam ki puri raat jagna, phir bhi
sawal Dekh kar sir(head) khujlana tha! Mauka milte hi class bunk marna, Phir friends ke saath
ghumne jana tha! In school ke lamho me zindgi jee bhar ke jeena, Yaad kr in palo ko, kal phir waps
aana tha! Ladne ki wejeh na thi, hasne ka bahana tha! Kyu ho gaye hum itne bade, isse accha to wo
school ka zamana tha!”

Childrens day par teachers ke sath vollyball, cricket khelne ka Mazza hi kuch aur tha aur phir hum
unke period mai ma'am please games

Kal subha hum yaha nahi honge kabhi family the abb visitor ban gaye

Half pant se full pant ka Safar pencil ke bad vo pen ka hunar

Yaari ka matlab bhi sikha idhar…. ise school kahe Lo ya keh Le Ghar

[yaadon ke puraane album mei chupaake rakhe hai humne wo din]