Can't stop laughing at this…… :-)

In Hyderabad we have our own little Boy. His

name is Howla.
His father is ambitious to educate Howla.
Howla goes to school in Tappa Chabutra. Its
principal was educated in Urdu high school and
claims that he passed tenth class!
There is a school inspection the next day and
the conversation is as follows:

Teacher: Kal inispector ayinga. Kochanaa

(questions) puchinga. Sab achaa padkey aau.
Koi galath answer deengaa naa tho main uske
pairaan thodtoom.
Howla: Iski maakki. Kyun aara inispector?
Kaam nai hai usku? Kya kochanaa puchta
kathey?
Teacher: Abey tereku kaiku re, tu kal school
aanaaich nai. Tu tera moo khola to gaaliaan
nikaltey. Tereku main absent nai daalthaum.
Ghar pe baithkey gotiyaan khel. Tu school
aayingaa to inispector ke saamney mere izzat
ki biryaani karke khaaingaa tu.
So our Howla is excited, goes home and tells
his father that he is not going to school the
next day.
Father: Yeah kyaa hai..ischool hai paan ka
dabba hai? Gaand pe maartaun saale tu ischool
nai gaya to.
Howla: Arey Bava, mera teacher bola nakko
aao bolke.
Father: Usku akhal hai ? Begum suno! Howla
ischool nai jayinga kathey kal. Agar isney
ischool nai gaya to kaise padhinga? Howla, agar

tu kal ischool nahin gaya naa, tere haathan

pairaan thod daaltaum.
So Howla cries and finally agrees to go to
school.
Next day in school, Teacher is very upset to see
Howla back:
Teacher: Arey teri maakki. Nakko aao bole to
bhi kaiko aaya re ?
Howla: Mera bava gaand phodtum bola ischool
nai gaya to.
Teacher: offo?! Tera bava bola? Theek hai chal.
Last bench pe baith aur inispector aya to
chchup jaa. Dikhnaich nai. Kuch bhi gadbad
karinga naa meri noukri lag jayingi.
So Howla goes to sit in the last bench hiding
behind a tall guy...
Inspector comes for the visit.
Inspector: Adaab...
Teacher: Adaab saab. Bachen acha padrain
saab. Kochchanaa puchey to answeraan yun
bolte.
Inspector: Abaa? Offo! Ithney kilever hai
aapke bachchey?
Achchaa, ek bahuth easy sawaal - Hamarey
body mein sab se nazook cheez kaun si hai?
Teacher: Arey Imtiyaz tu bata rey!
Imtiyaz: Saab, Khaleja saab.
Inspector: Aisa! ..... woh kyun?
Imtiyaz: Saab, khaleja hai to sab kuch hota.
Agar woh gaya naa, kuch bhi nahin hota saab.
Inspector: Abaa, kya tez potta hai rey! Aur
koi?
Teacher: Arey Akram, tu bata re.
Akram: Saab bheja saab. Bhejey ku khuch bhi
hua to kuch yaad nahin rehta saab. Haathaan
pairaan kaam nai karthey, iscooter ku kick bhi
nai maar sakthey saab.
Inspector: Abey Teacher, kya kya padaaraa re
inku tu. Chutiye ke jaiseich answeraan bolrai
naa!!
In the meantime Howla is trying very hard to
hide but Inspector sees him. He thinks Howla is
hiding because he does not know the answer.
Inspector: Woh last bench pe yun jhuk ke
baithaa naa woh pottey ka naam kya hai?
Teacher: kaun saab? ......Woh! (iski bhain ku,
kaiku dikhaa re tu)Woh Howla hai saab.
Inspector: Howla? Ye kya naam hai? Kahan-
kahan se lagaathey re bhai naamaan! Howla,
woh lambu ke peechchey kaiku chchup raa tu?
Howla: Saab main moo khola to teacher
maaringi saab.
Inspector: Tereku yaa mereku??
Teacher: Arey kya baath kar reh saab, main
kaiku maarthaum aapku. Ye potta ekdam
badmaash hai saab, jhoot bolraa. Abey Howla,
answer maloom hain to bol nai tho khaamoosh
baith jaa mere baap tere pau padthaum.
Howla: Saab sabse nazook cheez apne body
mein Gaand hai saab.
Teacher: Iney moo khola meri gaand lag gayi
re!!!
Inspector: Abey kyaa to bhi bolra re! Sharam
kar badon ke saamney aisaich baathaan
karthey! Yeich sikhaaye tumhaarey amma-
bavaa? Gaand kahaan kaa answer hai re?
Howla: Hau saab, gaand ich sabse naazook
cheez hai.
Kaiku boletho wahaan pe dilli mein baamb
phata ...Yahan Hydrabad mein apni gaand phat
thi ... ..Yahaan old city mein gadbadaan shuru
hothey...wahaan new city mein sabki gaand
phat thi.
Uttaa kaiku saab, main yeh answer bolraun
naa, mere teacher ki gaand phatri dekho!!!!