Katappa – Paddy

Bahubali – Suyash

Devsena – Ishaan

Bhalaldev – Praful

Rajmata – RED TSHIRT GUY

Kalkeya – Habinash

Bijlaldev - Shukla

Scene 1-

Katappa enters the class and see no one in the class …

Kattappa- Kaha hai sare ke sare…. Mana ki raja aur raniya hai toh kya hua padhai likhai toh krni hi
padegi na..

(sees them outside )

Katappa- sare ke sare andar aaao jaldi class ka time ho raha hai…

Every body enters the class and sits with there favourite member…

Katappa takes there attendance one by one..

Katappa-

1) Rajmata
2) Dev sena
3) Mahendra bahubali
4) Bhalaldev
5) Kalkeya
6) Bijlaldev

( Katapa starts teaching in the class and then everyone starts to mummer and make nuisance in the
class)

Katappa (in angry tone)- Shant ho jao sare ke sare!!! Mazak bana rakha hai puri class ko …..chalo abhi
sabki jagah badal deta hu phir dekhte hai kaise baat krta hoo tum log…
Katappa now arranges every body in the class like this

Devsena-Bhalaldev

Kalkeya-Rajmata

Mahendra bahubali-bijlaldev

Katppa rearranges everyone and now every one sits together just giving angry faces to each other..

Scene 1 ends here.

SCENE2

Katappa starts asking question to them- chalo batao kisko 2 ka table aata hai fata fat shuru
karo…kalkeya tum batao chalo 2 ka table sunaoo…

Kalkeya- Raaum lakkum warimm tarim challak vikaal miummm…

All the students abe yaar subtitles enable karo bhai…

Other students start to make fun of him and they were eating in the back of the class and Katppa gets
angry again..

Katapa-Chup raho sare aur yeh kya hostel ka mess bana rakha hai class ko..

(until then bhaladev starts to flirt with devsena and then she gets angry and stands up aggressively)

Devsena- Maharaj yeh kya harkat kar raha hai yeh sukun se khana bhi nhi kha sakte kya yaha par ab
hum…

(then she scribbles on bhalaldev’s notebook and then goes back to bahubali crying toward him…)

(Bahubali gets up and then move toward him …)

Meanwhile Bijlaldev trying to stop him with his crippled hand and then gets pushed away by bahubali
and starts crying in the corner with some funny voice

Bahubali- devsena aise tucch admi jo kisi nari ka samman nhi kar sakta hai uska sirf notebook nhi
kharochte hai uski toh notebook fad di jati hai…

(while saying this Bahubali tears off bhaladev’s notebook and throws it away)
Bijaladev – gayi sari mehnat pani mai…itna likha itna kiya sab ka sab bhaladev dekho sab zameen pe fek
diya hai !!!!! kya kar rahe ho tum…

Bhaladev- Pitaji woh meri nhi aapki book thi….aap dekho maine toh homewok bhi nhi kiya tha
heheehehe…

(Bijlaldev now gets more furious and starts to move towards bahubali)

Bijaldev- are kuch toh sharam krta ek toh jaise taise krke 4 din mai homework likha tha iss budhau
katappa ka aur tune ek sec nhi lagaya pura ka pura fad diya murkh kahi ka…

Rajmata- Bijlaldev apni jaban ke lagam do yeh mera beta hai, zyda bologe toh abhi ke abhi school se
nikalva dungi….

Katppa- ha ha bilkul tumahra hi school hai jisko nikalna hai nikalo jisko rakhna hai rakho mera kya har
mahine ke 6 tarik ko meri pagar dedena baki jo krna hia karoo…

Rajmata( in high pitch tone )- Katappa mera vachan hi mera shyasan hai …. Turant is admi ko yaha se
nikalo aur jake fek do ise kahi dur school se…

(Mean while Devsena smiling and talking to Kalkeya while all the others are fighting with other)

Bahubali – Devsena!! What is this behavior??? Mai yaha tumahre liye itni badi Mahabharat kr raha hu
aur tum ho kiiiii…

Devsena- are nahi maharaj yaha toh language barier hai mai toh has rahi hu iski bad bad pe…

Kalkeya- rara rara ullkaum machonka raimm naaaaaaaaaaaaa

Katappa- chup ho jao yaar sab ke sab bass karo ab nhi toh main hi padha raha tum log ko…. Dekh lena
internals mai sare fail hojayenge dekh lena !!!!!

Scene 2 ends here

Scene 3- The day after exam i.e. THE RESULT DAY

Katappa- ha vai Ram Ram ji sarya ne…..hheheeheh ab aye hai sare ke sare unth pahad ke neeche…

Aao balako aaooo sare apne apne rajniti ke paper leke jaooo…yeh banege Maharaj aur Maharani likha
inse jayeee na dimaag inka chale na bass class mai mahabharat krvalo inse…

1st Bhalaldev and Bijlaldev comes and takes there paper looks at it and then goes back to there place
with a sad expression on their face…

2nd Rajmata and Kalkeya get there paper and were merely happy with the marks …

3rd Devsena and Bahubali get there paper…

Devsena- Katappa yeh 20 mks ke paper mai 20 hi kyu diye gaye hai mujhe… who bhi lal pen se eeeuuuuu
so disgusting use an pink pen mama….

Bahubali- Shant ho devi acting thik hai overacting mai marks gava dogi tum…

(everybody starts laughing loudly)

Katppa- are ab toh sharam krlo tum log 6 mai se 4 jan toh fail ho chuke hai pata nhi yaha Maheshmati
school se bhi transfer kara ke rahoge kya…. Itna toh kam se kam likha hota ki kuch marks de saku mai..

Katappa(he looks at Bhaladev)- oo tum utho zara apna 3rd question ka answers batao jaha pucha gaya
hai ki agar praja ko pani ki samasya aaye toh tum kaise unki madad karoge tum…

Bhaldev – kya galat hai ismai sahi toh likha hai pani nhi hai toh cold drink pike jio aur kya???

Bijlaldev- are murkh cold drink bhi koi pine ki chez hoti hai shiiii … are pina hai toh polio ke drop piyo..
kam se kam zingadi toh bani rahegi….
(everybody yells in chores)- are ha bhai ha bilkul banao pajii… aur kya hojaye ajj ki after result party….

Katappa(in regression)- kuch nhi ho sakta tum logo ka Bahubali ya toh mujh mai hi daldo talvar yaar
bahut ho gaya in logo ka damnnnn its out of my limit man heyyyy maheshmatiiii mera transfer karado
inke samne mai ne ab haar maan li hai bahiisahabbbb…….

Scene 3 ends here…