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HONGEY JUDA NA HUM [ 001 -41 ] completed

update - 1

Aazad nagar .... sahar ki sabse badi aabadi wala area ...
sahar ki 30% aabadi ishi area me rehti hai ...

kahani suru hoti hai aazad nagar ke bus stop se. . jaha kuch log khade bus ka wait
kar rahe the ... subah ke 8 baje the ... sabko zaldi thi ... kisi ko office pahucne ki
zaldi ... kisi ko college jane ki zaldi ... kisi ko kuch .. kisi ko kuch ...

kulmilakar is waqt sabhi ko apni manzil tak pahucne ki zaldi thi ... zahir hi baat
hai .. jaha bheed hogi waha shoor sharaba bhi hoga ... koi bus wale ko galiya de
raha tha .. to koi apne office ke boss ko ....

per in sab se bekhabar ek ladka jiski aankhe lagatar sadak ke ek mod per hi tiki hui
thi .. use na to kisi aur ki aawaz sunai de rahi thi aur na hi use kahi jane ki koi zaldi
thi ...
uske saath bus stop per khade uske dono dost .. usse kuch keh rahe the ... per sab
bekar tha .. kyuki wo is waqt kuch bhi sunne hi halat me nahi tha ... na jane uski ye
tarasti aankhe kise dhund rahi thi .. uska wo bechain dil dhadak to raha tha ... per
na jane kiske liye ...

apne dosto ki bakwas se tang aakar wo ladka gusse se bol hi pada ...

LADKA --- aadil (ladke ka dost) tu thodi der ke liye chup rahega ... ya fir mai apne
tareeke se tera muh band karau ...

AADIL --- yaar tujhe subah -2 ho kya jata hai ... baki time to tu bilkul normal rehta
hai ..

tabhi unka ek aur dost (junaid) bol pada ...

JUNAID --- tujhe nahi pata kya .. in janab ka mood subah 15 minute tak kharab
rehta hai .. 8 se 8.15 tak ... fir jab ek haseen si mohtarma samne us gali ki mod se
apni patli si kamar ko nagin ki tarah balkhati hui yaha aa jayegi .. tab apne bhai
jaan ka chehra khusi se khil uthta hai ...

aadil hairat se puchta hai ...

AADIL --- aacha .. per ye sab kab se chal raha hai ... aur in janab ko ye rog kaise lag
gaya .. ye to hamesha se in sab se koso dur bhagte the ..

JUNAID --- tu to aaj hi apne khala ke yaha se wapas aaya hai .. tujhe kaise pata
chalega ... in 3 dino me pure aashiq ban gaye hai ye janab ..

tabhi wo ladka gusse se dono ko ghurte hue bola ...

LADKA --- aisa kuch bhi nahi hai .. abe junaid .. tu apni bakwas band kar .. warna
tera hi haath tere pichwade daal dunga ...

AADIL (haste hue) --- kuch to gadbad hai .. warna hamare khus mijaj bhai ko itna
gussa kabhi nahi aata ... zara hum bhi to dekhe .. aakhir wo bala hai kya cheej ...

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isse pehle ki wo ladka kuch kehta .. samne se aa rahi us katil .. dilnashi ... dilkash
nazare ko dekh kar wo khamosh ho gaya ...

ek behad hi haseen si pari .. safed salwar sute pehne usi bus stop ki taraf chali aa
rahi thi ... uske haatho ki hari kaanch ki chudiyo ki khanak ... aur pairo ki chandi
ki payal ki chan chan ... itne shoor me bhi wo ladka aachi tarah sun sakta tha ...
suraj ki kirne jab us ladki ke kaano ki sone ki baliyo me padti to us chamak se
ladke ki aankhe bhi chamak uthti ...

ladki apni nazuk ungliyo ko apne kaale reshami baalo ki lato me pherti hui jaise
jaise nazdeek aati ... fizao me khusboo utni hi phailti jati ..

ladka us khusboo me madhosh sa ho gaya ... usne apni aankhe band ki aur us
khusboo ko apni rooh me utarta chala gaya ...

uski aisi halat dekh junaid dheere se aadil ke kaan me kehta hai ...

JUNAID --- dekha ... ye hi hai wo ladki .. jiske liye ye deewana ho gaya hai ... pichle
3 dino se ye hi silsila chal raha hai ... ye ladki us mod se aati hai apne college jane
ke liye ... aur hamare bhai sahab bas ek tak use hi dekhte rehte hai ... ek baar bhi
baat nahi ki us ladki se .. ye bhi nahi pata ki wo rehti kaha hai ... yaar naam tak to
pata nahi uska ... bas itna pata hai .. ki S .S . COLLEGE me padhti hai ...

AADIL --- jab is ladki ke bare me kuch nahi pata to college ka kaise pata chala ...
JUNAID --- yaar ye hamare hi bus me safar karti hai ... aur hamare stop ke baad
utarti hai ... ek baar maine iska peecha kiya to pata chala ...

AADIL --- yaar .. to iska naam aur address bhi pata karna tha ...

JUNAID --- tune aaj subah jo meri peeth per nishan dekhe the ... wo kahi girne se
nahi aaye the ... is jallad ne peeta tha .. jab maine bataya tha ki maine uska peecha
kiya hai .. college pata karne ke liye ...

AADIL --- ajeeb aadmi hai ye ... aise kewal dekhte rehne se bhala kya milega ... kam
se kam jake us ladki se baat to kare ...
JUNAID --- ek kaam kar .. tu use bol ki jake baat kar ... kaaam khuda ki tu 2 din tak
apna jabda nahi hila payega ..

in dono ki baato se bekhabar wo ladka apni madhoshi me khoya hua tha ... ki tabhi
bus aa gayi .. aur bus ki tez horn se ladki ki madhoshi tuti ....
update - 2

Bus puri bhari hui thi ... aur hoti bhi kyu nahi subah ka waqt jo tha ...
majburan bahut se log khade -2 hi safar kar rahe the ...

wo ladka bhi apne dosto ke saath khada tha ... wo bus ke aage wale hisse ki taraf
tha ... aur wo ladki usse kafi fashle per bus ke peeche wale hisse per khadi thi ...

wo ladka abhi bhi apni tirchi nigaho se usi ladki ko dekhe ja raha tha ..

LADKA (man me) --- kaash ki upar wala mujh per thoda meharbaan ho jaye ... aur
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ye haseen pari mere dil ki shehzadi ban jaye ... thaam le agar ye haath mera ... to
jeete jee mujhe jannat naseeb ho jaye ....

dosto mohabbat me itni bekarari .... itni tadap ... sirf us ladke ko hi nahi thi ... us
ladki ka bhi yahi haal tha .. bas wo apne chahre per uthte bhaawo aur apne
jajbaato per kisi tarah se kabu rakkhe hue thi ... aur wo bhi beech -2 me chupke se
ek nazar us ladke per daal hi deti ...

LADKI (man me) --- ye kya ho gaya hai mujhe ... kyu ek anjana, mujhe apna sa
lagne laga hai ... kyu mera dil har waqt bechain sa rehne laga hai.... jab ye paas
hota hai to aisa lagta hai ki sari duniya ki khusi mujhe mil gayi ho ... per isse dur
hote hi yahi ehsaas tab kyu nahi hota ... kyu tab man udaas ho jata hai ..
meri saheliya kehti hai ki mujhe isse pyar ho gaya hai ... ho sakta hai ki wo sahi ho
.. tabhi to har roz bas ishi ke liye sajti sawarti hu ... jab ye bas se utar ke apne
college jata hai ... mai tab tak khidki me se zhankti rehti hu .. jab tak ye meri
aankho se ozhal nahi ho jata ...
agar ishi ko pyar kehte hai .. to haa mujhe isse pyar hai .. beintehan pyar hai ..
man to kar raha hai ki abhi bhaag ke uske seene se lipat jaau ... aur kar du apni
mohabbat ka izhaar ... per darti hu is samaj se .. samaj ke thekedaro se ... jinhe kisi
ke pyar ki .. kisi ke jajbaat ki koi perwah nahi hoti .. unhe to bas ek mauka chahiye
kisi ka tamasha banane ke liye ... aur mai apne mohabbat ka tamasha bante hue
nahi dekh sakti ... kaash koi karishma ho jaye ... aur ye sehzada mera ho jaye ....

tabhi bus ruki aur ladki apne khayalo se bahar aayi ... usne ek nazar us ladke per
dali .. ladka apne dosto ke saath bus se utar raha tha ... yani ki uska college aa
gaya tha ...

dono ek dusre se juda to nahi hona chahte the ... per kya kare ... abhi waqt jo nahi
aaya tha unke milan ka ...

pichle kuch dino se har roz ye hi silsila chal raha tha .. aur aage ke 2 dino tak bhi
aisa hi chalta raha ... ladka besabri se bus stop per us ladki ka wait karta .. aur
ladki saj sawar ke aati ... dono chori -2 ek dusre ko dekhte ... aur aahe bharte ... isse
aage badhne ki himmat kisi me bhi nahi thi ...

fir ek din aisa aaya ... jab dono ko pehli baar ek dusre ka naam pata chala ...
dil zhoom utha tha dono ka... apni mohabbat ka naam sunke ....
update - 3

Sunday ka din tha .. yani college ki chutti ...

aaj dono ka dil bahut udaas tha .. kyuki ek dusre ko dekh jo nahi paye the ..
dono apne -2 gharo me ek dusre ki yaad me tadap rahe the ...

lekin shayad unki ye tadap upar wale se na dekhi gayi ...

ladki ki kuch saheliya ladki ka dil behlane ke liye use Zabardasti apne saath
market le gayi ...

pehle to wo bahut mana karti rahi .. lekin unki zidd ke aage ladki majboor ho gayi
.. aur na chahte hue bhi use unke saath jana pada ...

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kismat se ladke ka dost aadil bhi usi market me apne kisi kaam se aaya hua tha ...
uski nazar jaise hi us ladki per padi to usne zhat se apne dost ko call kiya ...

AADIL --- yaar .. tu zaldi se naveen market aa ja .. ek surprise hai ...

LADKA --- nahi yaar .. abhi mera mood theek nahi hai ...
AADIL --- ek baar tu yaha aa to sahi .. khusi se uchal padega ...

LADKA (gusse se) --- ek baar me tujhe baat samajh me nahi aati kya ... bola na abhi
mera mood theek nahi hai ..
AADIL --- yaar .. tu itna baras kyu raha hai ... mai to tere bhale ke liye bol raha tha
... kyuki teri jaanebahar, jaanejigar ,teri sapno ki sehzadi ... abhi theek mere
samne khadi hai .. socha ek baar tu use dekh lega to tera mood fresh ho jayega ...
per tu to tu hai ...

kehte -2 chup ho gaya aadil .. kyuki phone ke dusri taraf ab use beep -2 ki aawaj
sunayi de rahi thi .. matlab call cut chuka tha ...

ladke ne jaise hi suna ki wo ladki market me hai .. usne bina kuch kahe call cut kar
diya .. aur jitna sambhaw ho sakta tha utni tez bike chalakar 15 minute me hi
market pahuc gaya ...

waha pahuc kar usne aadil ko call kiya ...

LADKA --- kaha hai tu ...
AADIL --- bola tha na .. market me hu ..
LADKA --- wo to mujhe pata .. is waqt kaha hai tu ... mai bhi market me hi hu ...

AADIL --- waah beta .. jab maine kaha yaha aane ko .. tab tera mood kharab tha ...
ab jab pata chala ki wo ladki bhi yahi hai to tera mood theek ho gaya ... aur bhagta
hua yaha aa gaya .. waah .. kya zamana aa gaya hai .. mohabbat dosti per bhari
pad gayi .. magar ek baat yaad rakhna mere bhai .. ladki ruth gayi to dusri mil
jayegi ... lekin dost ruth jaye .. to dusra nahi milega ...

LADKA --- abe nautanki .. apni bakwas band kar .. warna kuch bolne ke kabil nahi
chodunga ..

AADIL --- bhai gussa kyu ho raha hai... mai to bas mazak kar raha tha .. tu ek kaam
kar " gulshan music store " ke paas aa ja .. mai wahi khada hu ..

ladka bhagta hua apne dost ke paas jata hai ..

LADKA --- haa ab bata kaha hai wo ...

AADIL --- wo dekh samne .. pani puri kha rahi hai ...

ladke ne jab use dekha to dekhta hi reh gaya ... kya haseen lag rahi wo .. bilkul
jannat se aayi hui pari ...
ladka apna sudh budh kho kar us or badhta chala gaya ... jaha wo ladki pani puri
kha rahi thi ...

ladki ki nazar jab us ladke per padi to wo bhi khusi se uchal padi ... per jab usne use
is tarah apni or aate dekha to uske dil ki dhadkan kayi guna badh gayi ..
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ladka us thele ke bilkul paas aa chuka tha .. ki tabhi ek aawaj uske kadam rok deti
hai ..

" are kaise ho ARMAAN beta .. "

ladki ka man machal utha .. jab use apne pyar ka naam pata chala ...
LADKI (man me) --- hai .. kya naam hai .. armaan .... mera armaan ....

wahi ladke ne jab palat kar dekha to paya ki ek 50-55 saal ka ek aadmi khada hai
...

ARMAAN --- are abdul chacha .. aap yaha ..

ABDUL --- mai to yaha saman lene aaya tha .. aur tum batao .. kaha rehte ho aaj
kal .. dukan per bhi nahi aate ...

(darasal abdul ki ek chai ki dukan hai .. armaan ke ghar ke nazdeek hi ... armaan
aur uske sabhi dost ... har saam uski dukan per baith kar chai ka maza lete .. aur
ghanto baith kar baate kiya karte the ... per jab se armaan ne us ladki ko dekha ..
tab se use kuch bhi aacha nahi lagta tha ... aankho me bas usi ka chahra .. dil me
bas usi ko pane ki dua rehti ..)

armaan aur abdul me thodi baat hui ... abdul ke jane ke baad jab armaan palta ..
tab tak ladkiyo ka pani puri khana ho chuka tha .. aur wo jane lagi thi ... per wo
ladki abhi bhi armaan ke naam me khoyi hui thi ... tabhi uski ek saheli ne uska
kandha hilate hue kaha ....

" are RUBI kaha kho gayi ... chalna nahi hai kya ... "

rubi ... ye naam sunte hi ladke ka dil zhoom utha ... uske kaano me ek madhur
sangeet bajne lagi ... aakhir kaar use apni sehzadi ka naam pata chal hi gaya tha
...

ladki to sharmati hui apni saheliyo ke saath waha se chali gayi ... per armaan abhi
bhi wahi khada apne khayalo me khoya hua tha ...

wahi thodi dur khada uska dost aadil bade gaur se ye sab dekhta raha ...

AADIL --- is gadhe ka kuch nahi ho sakta ... kitna aacha mauka mila tha ... aaj us
ladki se baat karne ka ... per sab bekar kar diya .... khuda jane kya hoga iska ..

itna keh kar aadil waha se chala gaya .. .

per kisi ko ye kaha pata tha ki upar wala ab kuch zyada hi meharbaan ho gaya tha
un dono per ... tabhi to usne khud shajish rachi dono ko kareeb lane ke liye ....
update - 4

Next day ...

aaj bus walo ne hadtaal kar di .. wo bhi anischit kaalin ... jab ye baat aadil aur
junaid ko pata chali to unhone apna college jana cancel kar diya ...
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majburan armaan ko apni bike lekar nikalna pada....

waise armaan ke paas bike to bahut pehle se tha .. lekin wo hamesha se college bus
se jana hi pasand karta tha ... na jane kyu .. per use aacha lagta tha ...

wo apni bike lekar sabse pehle bus stop per gaya .. is asha se ki shayad bhule
bhatke use rubi ke darshan ho jaye ... per use kya pata tha ki rubi kuch der pehle hi
apni scooty lekar waha se college ke liye ja chuki hai ....

( aap sab soch rahe honge ki ruby ke paas jab scooty thi to wo bhala bus se safar
kyu karti thi ...
is ka karan bhi armaan hi hai ... pehle to wo hamesha apni scooty lekar hi college
jaya karti thi ... per ek din jab wo us bus stop ke paas se ja rahi thi ki tabhi uski
nazar road ke beech bane divider per padi ... jaha ek 70-75 saal ki budhi aurat ...
jiske kapde kafi fate hue the .. kandhe per ek choti si potli latki thi ... kamar se zhuk
gayi thi .. lathi ke sahare khadi thi ... kulmilakar wo ek budhi bhikaran thi jo
shayad aadha road kisi tarah cross kiya hoga aur baki aadha cross karna chahti
thi ... per tez traffic ki wajah se kar nahi pa rahi thi ...

road ke beecho beech phasi budhiya apni dari aur sehmi aankho se kisi madad ki
asha kar rahi thi ... per aap to jante hi hai .. hum sab ek sabhya samaj ke thekedar
hai .. jo baate to bahut badi -2 karta hai .. per kisi gareeb ki madad karna apne
shaan ke khilaaf samajhta hai ..

bua stop me maujood sabhi log bas ye tamasha dekh rahe the .. per koi aage badh
kar us budhiya ki madad nahi kar raha tha ..

raste se jati hui rudy ki nazar jaise hi us budhiya per padi to uske dil me daya aayi
.. usne turant apni scooty side me khadi ki ... wo apna helmet utarne hi wali thi ki
tabhi ek ladka jo kareeb 6" foot ka lamba chauda tha ... dikhne me kisi rajkumar ke
kam nahi tha ... budhiya ke paas gaya ... aur apni majboot baahe budhiya ke
kandhe me daal ke use aaram se road cross karane laga ...
dosto wo hamare armaan bhai sahab hi the ..
un namardo ki zhund me ek asli mard ko dekh rudy wahi dher ho gayi ... aur man
hi man sochti hai ki " yaar jab raah chalte kisi anjaan ke liye iske dil me itna pyar
aur hamdardi hai .. to soch jise ye apna banayega to uske liye ye kya kar sakta hai.
"
usne dekha ki budhiya ko road cross karane ke baad wo ladka jake bus stop per
khada ho gaya ..

bas fir kya tha agle din se ruby bhi bus se college jane lagi .. )

ab kahani me aata hu ................

idhar armaan bus stop ke paas khada ruby ka wait kar raha tha ... wahi ruby
armaan ke college ke paas ek book shop ke paas khadi uska wait kar rahi thi ...
ruby aaj thoda zaldi ghar se nikli thi ... pehle to wo bhi bus stop per khadi armaan
ka wait kar rahi thi .. fir usne socha ki bus walo ki to hadtaal hai .. ho sakta hai ki
armaan college na jaye .. is liye wo waha se nikal gayi ... per jaise hi wo uske
college ke paas se jane lagi to na jane kyu uska dil ruke ko kiya .. use laga ki kuch
der yaha wait kar lu .. shayad armaan dikh jaye ...

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udhar jab armaan ko ruby nahi dikhi to bechara beman se apne college ke liye
nikal gaya ...
jaise hi wo apne college ke gate ke paas pahucha to sabse pehle ruby ki nazar us
per padi ... uska utra hua chehra khusi se khil utha ... aur hota bhi kyu nahi .. apne
pyar ko jo dekh liya tha ...

wahi armaan college ke ander jate -2 ruk gaya ... uska dil bahut zor se dhadakne
laga tha ... use laga ki kuch to hai jo usse choot raha hai ...

dosto shayad isi ko sacchi mohabbat kehte hai ... jo itne bheed me aur itni dur
khade apne dildaar ki dil ki dhadkan ko sun sake ... uski khusboo ko mehsus kar
sake ... ye sacchi mohabbat nahi to aur kya hai ...
aur ye hi jane anjane me dono se hua hai ....

armaan turant bike se utar kar apne charo or nazar daudai ... fir jaise hi uski
nazar book shop ke paas khadi ruby per padi to uski dhadkane hi band ho gayi ...
aur us pal wo khud ko rok nahi paya ruby ke paas jane se ...

wahi jab ruby ne dekha ki armaan uski or hi aa raha hai .. to wo bilkul ghabra gayi
...
RUBY (man me) --- ye to mere paas hi aa raha hai ... agar puch liya ki mai yaha
kya kar rahi hu .. to kya jawab dungi ...

tabhi uski nazar apni scooty me lagi chavi per padi .. usne zhat se chavi nikali aur
chupke se apne purse me rakh liya ... tabhi armaan bhi waha pahuc gaya ...

ARMAAN --- hi ... aap yaha .. koi problem hai ..

RUBY --- ji ... wo ... wo ... mai ek book lene ke liye yaha ruki thi ... jab wapas aayi to
scooty ki chavi nahi mil rahi hai ...

ARMAAN --- oh .. ye to problem ho gayi .. ab aap kya karengi ..

RUBY --- soch rahi hu .... scooty ko yahi choor kar college chali jaau .. waha meri ek
friend ke paas same yahi scooty hai .. usse chavi lekar ghar jate waqt yaha se apni
scooty le lungi ... per ek dar hai .. ki scooty yaha se chori na ho jaye ....

ARMAAN --- aap uski tension mat ligiye ... aapki scooty yaha se koi nahi le jayega
...

itna keh kar wo book shop ke ander gaya aur usse kuch baat karke wapas aa gaya
...

ARMAAN --- maine dukaandar se bol diya hai ... wo nazar rakkhega ...
RUBY --- thanks ...
ARMAAN --- isme thanks kis baat ki ... ye dukaandar mujhe janta hai .. meri baat
ko mana nahi karega ... waise aap jayengi kaise ...

RUBY --- rikshaw le lungi ...

ARMAAN --- agar aapko koi etraaz na ho to kya mai aapko aapke college choor du
...

yahi to chahti thi ruby ... bhala use kya etraaz tha ...
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RUBY --- agar aapko koi problem na ho to ...

ARMAAN --- isme problem kaisi .. ye to mera farz hai .. aakhir ek saath .. ek hi bus
me safar karte hai ... apne co-passenger ka khayal rakhna meri sabse pehli duty
hai ...

itna keh kar dono mushkura pade ...

ARMAAN --- aap rukiye .. mai abhi bike lekar aata hu ...

aaj to armaan ki khusi ka koi thikana hi nahi tha ... uski khwabo ki mallika .. uski
sehzadi .. jo uske saath uski bike me baithne wali thi ...

wahi ruby ka bhi yahi haal tha .. jis insaan ko wo hamesha sapno me hi dekha
karti thi ... aaj usne usse pehli baar baat ki .. aur uske saath baith kar college bhi
jane wali thi ...

khusi se dono zhoom rahe the .. per apne chahre ke bhawo ko chupa rakkhe the ....

armaan bike lekar ruby ke paas aaya .. aur ruby usme baith gayi ... fir dono chal
pade apne mohabbat ke pehle safar per ... bhale hi ye safar chota sa tha .. per tha
bahut hi khaas ...
update - 5

Armaan ruby ko lekar uske college ki or chal deta hai ...

thodi der tak dono chup chap hi baithe rehte hai .. fir armaan hi bolta hai ..
ARMAAN --- to miss. ruby .. kya kar rahi hai aap ...

ruby mushkura kar kehti hai ...

RUBY --- aacha to aapko hamara naam bhi pata hai ...
ARMAAN --- wo .. wo .. mai .. wo ...
RUBY (haste hue) --- are are .. isme ghabrane wali kon si baat hai ... mujhe bhi to
aapka naam pata hai .. armaan ... bahut hi aacha naam hai ...
ARMAAN --- hoga .. per ruby se kam ... waise kya padh rahi hai aap ...

RUBY --- mai B.A. first year me hu .. aur aap ..

ARMAAN --- mai B.com final year me hu ... waise kon se college me hai aap ...

tabhi ruby boli ..

RUBY --- bike rokiye ...

armaan ne turant bike rok di .. aur hairat se palat kar ruby ko dekhne laga .. jaise
puch raha ho ki aachanak se kya ho gaya use ...

armaan ki ghabrahat dekh ruby hasti hui kehti hai ..

RUBY --- are kya hua ... mera college aa gaya .. isliye rokne ko kaha ...

armaan college ki taraf dekh kar kehta hai ..

ARMAAN --- college aa gaya .. itni zaldi ..
RUBY --- zaldi kaha .. aapke college se pure 20 minute lagte hai mere college tak
pahucne me ...

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ARMAAN (man me) --- 20 minute se mere saath thi .. per laga ki abhi bas 3-4
minute hi hue hai ... kaash kuch waqt aur bita pata ...

tabhi ruby boli ....

RUBY --- aacha to mai chalti hu .. thanks ..
ARMAAN --- aap wapas kaise jayengi ... kahiye to mai aapko yaha lene aa jaau ..
RUBY (mushkurate hue) -- nahi ... mai chali jaungi .. aap mere liye apna time
barbaad mat kariye .. aur ab aap bhi jaaiye .. aapko bhi to college jana hoga ...

fir ruby armaan ko bye bolkar waha se chali gayi ... per armaan ... uska to man hi
nahi kar raha tha apne college jane ka .. samne mehbooba ho .. to kis kambakkat
ka dil karta hai kuch karne ka ..

armaan ne bhi aaj college na jane ka faisla kiya .. aur dera daal diya ruby ke
college ke gate ke samne ... aur karta raha uske bahar nikalne ka intejar ...

mushkil se 2 ghante hi beete honge .. ki use ruby bahar aati nazar aayi ... darasal
aaj ruby ka bhi man nahi kar raha tha padhne ka .. aur karta bhi kaise .. jis dil me
naya naya pyar jaga ho .. fir use kuch karne ka man kaha hota hai ...
ruby nikli to thi ghar jane ke liye .. par jaise hi uski nazar armaan per padi to man
hi man mushkura padi .. aur uski taraf chal padi ..

" KON KEHTA HAI, MOHABBAT KI JUBAN HOTI HAI ....

HOONTHO KO BINA KHOLE, HAKIKAT BAYAN HOTI HAI .... !

ISHQ TO WO KHUDAI HAI, MERE DOST ......

JO LAFZO SE NAHI AANKHO SE BAYAN HOTI HAI ... !! "

dosto kehte hai .. aankhe dil ki juban hoti hai .. ruby ne jab armaan ki aankho me
dekha to usme use apne liye beshumar pyar nazar aaya ...

RUBY (mushkura kar) -- lagta hai .. aap apne college nahi gaye ...
ARMAAN --- nahi .. man hi nahi kiya ..
RUBY --- kyu ..
ARMAAN --- pata nahi ...

RUBY (man me) --- idiot ... jab dil me itna pyar hai mere liye .. to bol do na .. mai
mari ja rahi hu sunne ke liye ...
ARMAAN --- per tum itni zaldi kyu nikal aayi .. abhi to tumhara college khatam bhi
nahi hua hai ..

RUBY --- na jane kyu aaj mera man nahi lag raha tha padhne me ...

ARMAAN --- to fir chale coffee pine ...

RUBY (mushkura kar) --- bahut purana tareeka hai ladki ko impress karne ka ...

ye sunkar armaan ne apna sir zhuka liya ...

tabhi ruby fir boli ...
RUBY --- waise ... kaha leke jane wale the ...

ye sunkar armaan ke chahre me chamak aa gayi ..

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ARMAAN --- tareeka purana hai .. per hamesha chalta hai ...

fir dono chal pade coffee shop .. fir waha se armaan ke college .. waha se scooty
leke .. dono saath me ghar ki taraf chal pade ... is dauran done ne apne phone
number bhi exchange kiye ...

kehte hai pyar ki suruat dosti se hoti hai .. jo unme ho gayi thi .. ab to ye roj ka
silsila ho gaya tha .. armaan apni bike leke bus stop me ruby ka intejar karta ...
ruby paidal hi aati aur armaan ke bike me baith kar apne college jati ... dono kuch
der padhte .. fir thoda ghoom fir lete ...

in sab me armaan apne dosto se bilkul cut sa gaya tha ...

har gujarte waqt ke saath dono ki nazdikiya bahut badh gayi thi ...

mohabbat to kar li dono ne per iska anjaam kya hoga .. ye unhe nahi pata tha ...
update - 6

Armaan aur ruby kuch hi dino me ek dusre ke behad kareeb aa chuke the ... saath
college jana .. saath wapas aana .. ye to ab aam baat thi ... dono ab ghanto phone
per baate kiya karte the ... jis wajah se armaan apne dosto se bhi kafi cut sa gaya
tha ...
aadil aur junaid ko is baat ka bura to lagta tha .. per apne dost ko khus dekh kar
wo bhi khus ho jaya karte ...

aise hi kuch din aur beet gaye .. fir ek din armaan aur ruby jab college se wapas aa
rahe the to raste me do lafange lage ruby ko chedne ...
armaan ne pehle to unhe mana kiya .. per jab wo nahi mane to suru ho gayi unme
maar peet ...

ruby armaan ko rokti rahi .. per wo kaha rukne wala tha ..

armaan ne aakhirkar un dono ko peet kar waha se bhaga hi diya ..

fir jab wo palat kar ruby ke paas aaya .. to dekha ruby gusse se use dekh rahi hai ..
ARMAAN --- ab kya hua .. bhaga to diya un salo ko ..
RUBY (gusse se) --- kya jarurat thi tumhe unse ladne ki .. maza aata hai is tarah
sadak me maar peet karne me ...
ARMAAN --- yaar mai to tumhare liye hi unse lada .. dekha nahi kaisi badtamiji kar
rahe the tumhare saath ...

RUBY --- wo log lafange hai ... raah chalti ladkiyo ko chedna unka kaam hai .. iska
matlab ye nahi ki tum unse ladte firo ..
ARMAAN --- mai raah chalti kisi bhi ladki ke liye nahi lada .. mai sirf tumhare liye
lada .. koi bhi tumhare saath badtamiji kare ye mujhe bardast nahi ...
RUBY --- kyu ... kis haq se ..

ab armaan se aur raha na gaya ... aur usne bol hi di apne dil ki baat ...
ARMAAN --- mai pyar karta hu tumse ... is haq se mara ... meri jaan ho tum .. is haq
se unhe mara ... koi bhi ... chahe wo kisi bhi duniya se aaya ho .. tumhari taraf
aankh utha kar bhi dekhe .. mai use jaan se maar dunga ... tum sirf meri ho .. sirf
meri ...
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kehte -2 chup ho gaya armaan ... ab use samajh me aaya ki aavesh me aakar usne
ruby se kya keh diya ... wo ghabra gaya tha .. use dar lagne laga ki kahi ruby ab
usse dosti bhi na tod de ... wo apna sir zhuka ke khada ho gaya ...

RUBY --- chalo yaha se ... mujhe der ho rahi hai ...

itna kehna tha ki nahi .. armaan ne turant bike start ki aur chal diya bus stop ki or
... pure raste dono chup rahe ...
kuch hi der me bus stop aa gaya .. armaan ne side me bike roki ... ruby bike se utar
ke pehle idhar udhar nazar dali ... fir aachanak se armaan ke gaalo per kiss kar
liya ...
armaan to bilkul bhaochakka reh gaya is harkat se ... dopahar ka waqt tha .. isliye
waha log bahut hi kam the .. warna armaan ki to band hi baj jati ...

kiss karne ke baad ruby boli ...

RUBY ---- bilkul ullu ho ... tumhe to ladki ko propose karna bhi nahi aata ...

itna keh kar ruby waha se bhaag gayi .. aur armaan bechara samajhne ki kosis kar
raha tha ki ye hua kya ...
kuch der baad jab use samajh me aaya .. to khusi ke mare laga road me nachne ....
karta bhi kyu nahi ... aakhir usne ladki jo pata li ......

" dosto ab waqt aa gaya hai story per se suspense hatane ka ... yani ki introduction
ka ....

aapko samajh me to aa hi gaya hoga ki ye ek hindu, muslim based story hai ...
armaan muslim aur ruby hindu hai ....

per yaha thoda change hai ... pehle armaan ka introduction deta hu ....

ARMAAN ....
pura naam ..armaan patel .. (hindu)
PITA -- diwakar patel ..
Maa -- janki devi ..

armaan ke do bhai aur hai .. jo usse bade hai...

1 - SANJAY PATEL
2 - AVINASH PATEL
dono ki saadi ho chuki hai .. bada bhai (sanjay) ... uski ek beti hai .. jo abhi kuch hi
mahine ki hai .. chote bhai ki saadi abhi -2 hui hai ...
pita ka kapdo ka business hai .. jise wo sanjay aur avinash ke saath mil kar chalate
hai ... aamdani bahut aachi hai ... iske saath hi teeno baap bete .. ek hindu
sangathan se jude hai .. is sangathan ke mukhiya hai " aacharya aanandeshwar ji
maharaj " sab inhe swami ji kehte hai ...
diwakar ji is sangathan ke sabse jagruk karyakarta hai .. aur swami ji ke behad
kareeb ... unka manna hai ki aaj wo jo kuch bhi hai unhi ki kripa se hai ..
swami ji bhi kuch kam nahi hai .. apne zhute chamatkar ko bhagwaan ki mahima
bata kar bahut se hinduo ko apne sangathan me shamil kar liya hai ...
natija ye hua ki is waqt pure aazad nagar ki 30% aabadi jisme lagbhag 20 %
aabadi hindu hai sabhi swami ji ke bhakt hai ...
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itna hi nahi un tamam hinduo ko musalmano ke khilaf bhadkane ka kaam bhi

swami ji bakhubi nibhate hai ...
diwakar ji bhi iski chapet me aa chuke the ... isliye unhe armaan ka uske dost aadil
aur junaid ke saath milna julna bilkul pasand nahi ...
per armaan kabhi bhi in sab baato ko nahi manta tha ... uska kehna tha ki jab upar
wale ne hame banane me koi bhed nahi ki to hum kon hote hai ye jaat paat banane
wale ...
uski ishi soch ne use apne pita aur bhaiyo se agal kar diya tha ...

RIBINA SAIKH (RUBU)

Muslim hai ... ghar ki ladli eklauti beti ... pyar se sab ruby bulate hai ...
AALAM SAIKH --- aabu ..

ammi ak bahut pehle ki intekaal ho gaya tha ... teen bade bhai hai ...
sikandar saikh
akram saikh
zakir saikh
teeno saadi suda hai ... sari bhabhiya milkar ruby ko bahut pyar dete hai ... bilkul
maa ki tarah ...
mohabbat se bhare is ghar me bhi ek buri aadat hai ...
MAULANA SAHAB ...
kehne ko to wo ek maulvi hai .. per wo bhi ek islamic sangathan chalate hai ... jinka
kaam muslim logo ko hinduo ke khilaf bhadkana hai .. aazad nagar ki 10% aabadi
jo muslim hai .. inke saath jude hai ... ruby ke abbu aur teeno bhai bhi isse jude hue
hai ...

kehne ko to swami ji aur maulvi sahab dono ek dusre ke sabse bade dusman hai ...
per asliyat koi nahi janta ...
ye dono milkar rajneeti ki chaal chalte hai ... jaat dharam ke naam per in dono ne
apna dhandha khol rakkha tha ... angrejo ki foot dalo raaj karo ki neeti aaj bhi in
dono ne kayam rakkhi hui hai ...
inka manna hai ki jab tak log dharam ke naam per ek dusre ka khoon bahayenge ...
tab tak inki dukaan aaram se chalegi ...

armaan aur ruby dono ne mohabbat to kar li ... per kya hoga jab unhe ek dusre ki
sacchi ka pata chalega ....
update - 7

Khusi se jhoomti hui ruby apne ghar pahucti hai ...

aur seedha apni badi bhabhi ke room me jati hai ..

badi bhabhi jeenat ... tab is ghar me aayi jab ruby sirf 11 saal ki thi .. usse theek 1
saal pehle hi ruby ki ammi use choor kar chali gayi thi ...
choti si ruby ko us waqt apni ammi ki kami bahut khalti thi .. har waqt roti hi rehti
thi ... fir jab jeenat aayi to usne na sirf ruby ko sambhala .. balki ek maa ka pyar
bhi diya ...

ruby ne bhi use hi apna sab kuch maan liya .. aur apni har baat use batati ... yaha
tak ki armaan ki baat bhi jeenat ko pata thi ... sirf jeenat ko .. ghar me aur kisi ko
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nahi ...

ruby jeenat ke room me gayi aur use kas ke apne gale laga liya ...

RUBY --- bhabhi ... bhabhi .. aaj mai bahut khus hu ... aaj mujhe wo hasil ho gaya ..
jiske bare me mai bas khwabo me hi dekha karti thi ...

jeenat to uski khusi dekh kar hi samajh gayi thi ki baat kya hai .. aakhir wo bhi to
is umar se gujar chuki thi....
JEENAT --- lagta hai hamari jaan ne apna pyar pa hi liya ...

uski baat sunkar ruby chook gayi. .

RUBY --- aapko kaise pata chala.

JEENAT --- itni si thi tu .. jab mai is ghar me aayi thi ... tab se aaj tak maine hi tujhe
ek beti ki tarah paala .. mai tere dil ki baat nahi samjhungi to aur kon samjhega ...

RUBY (mushkurate hue) --- bilkul sahi kaha aapne ... aaj armaan ne hame propose
kiya ... per tareeka theek nahi tha ...

JEENAT --- kyu .. kaise kiya propose usne ...

fir ruby ne use sari baat bata di ..

RUBY --- hai na bhabhi wo bilkul pagal ... propose karna bhi nahi aata ...
JEENAT --- haa pagal to hai .. lekin tere pyar me .. tabhi to bina anjaam ki soche un
dono lafango se bhid gaya ...
ek baat kahu ruby ... jo apno ko aur apni mohabbat ko duniya ki har buri balao se
hifazat kar sake ... asli mayne me wo hi saccha mard hai ... ruby aise insaan ka
daman kabhi mat choorna ... badi mushkil se milte hai deewane .. zindagi bhar
khus rakkhega wo tujhe ...

RUBY --- bhabhi uska saath choorne ke liye maine use haa nahi kaha .. uske saath
to mujhe puri zindagi jeeni hai ... mohabbat ki ek nayi dastaan likhni hai ....

jeenat ne use kas ke apne gale laga liya ..

JEENAT --- tu hamesha khus rahe .. aur hame kya chahiye ...

idhar ruby apne pehle pyar ki khusiya mana rahi thi .. wahi armaan ki badkismati
ne fir se use gher liya ...
jab wo ghar pahucha to uske pita hall me baithe kuch kaam kar rahe the ... waise to
is waqt wo hamesha apne dukan per hi hote the ... per aaj kisi kaam ke chalte ghar
aaye the ... aur theek usi waqt armaan bhi ghar pahucta hai ...

armaan ko dekh kar uske pita kehte hai ...

DIWAKAR --- aa gaye laat sahab ... college to 1 baje khatam hota hai ... aur abhi
4.30 baj rahe hai .. kaha rahe itni der ...

ARMAAN --- kuch kaam tha .. isliye der ho gayi ..

DIWAKAR --- kaam tha ... ya apne un dono aawara dosto ke saath ghoom fir rahe
the ...

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armaan sab seh sakta tha per apne dost aadil aur junaid ke bare me kuch bhi galat
sunna use pasand nahi tha ...

ARMAAN (gusse se) --- papa ... aap hamesha un dono ko bura bhala kyu kehte rehte
hai .. aakhir kya bigada hai unhone aapka ...

diwakar ji ko bhi unchi aawaj sunna pasand nahi tha ... wo bhi taaw me khade ho
gaye ...
DIWAKAR --- aawaj neeche kar ke baat kar .. bhool mat tu apne baap se baat kar
raha hai ... aur kyu na kahu unhe bura bhala ... jin logo ne ek bete ko apne baap ke
khilaaf kar diya ... aise logo ko mai kya kahu .... theek kehte hai swami ji ... in
musalmano se dur rehne me hi apni bhalai hai ... per tu to kabhi unki baat sunta hi
nahi ... jaise ki wo koi paraye hai .. aur wo dono tere sage ...

ARMAAN --- papa .. aap jis nazar se unhe dekhte ho .. wo nazar aapki nahi hai ..
swami ji ki hai ... ek baar un logo ko apni nazar se dekho .. sab saaf dikh jayega ki
kon apna hai aur kon paraya ..

ab unki bahas aur aage badhti tabhi armaan ki maa janki waha aa gai ...
janki diwakar se kehti hai ...

JANKI --- ab bhagwaan ke liye bas bhi kijiye ... subah se bahar gaya ladka ab ghar
aaya hai ... use khana to kha lene digiye ...
DIWAKAR --- tumhare hi laad pyar ne ise bigada hai .. apne baap se kaise baat ki
jati hai .. ye tak bhool gaya hai ye ... samjhao ise ... abhi bhi waqt hai ... sudhar
jaaye ... dur rahe un logo se .. warna kahi ka nahi rahega ...

itna keh kar wo bahar chale jate hai ...

fir janki armaan se kehti hai ...

JANKI --- chal ja ... ja ke haath muh dho le ... mai tere liye khana lagati hu ...

armaan apne room me chala jata hai ... kuch der baad janki uske room me khane ki
thali le kar aati hai ... aur armaan ko deti hai ..

armaan khana khane lagta hai ...

fir janki usse kehti hai ...

JANKI --- kyu karta hai tu aisa ... maan kyu nahi leta tu apne papa ki baat ..

ARMAAN --- maa ... tum bhi aisa bol rahi ho ... jabki tum to mil chuki ho aadil aur
junaid se ... kya burai hai unme ...

tabhi darwaje se uski badi bhabhi radha ki aawaj aati hai ...
RADHA --- unme koi burai nahi hai armaan ... unke jaisa dost bahut hi kismat walo
ko milta hai ... burai to hai is sistam me ... jo kabhi nahi chahta ki hindu aur
muslim ek ho jaye ...

ARMAAN --- mai nahi manta aise sistam ko ... jo mere dosto se mujhe alag karte ho
.. aise sistam ko jad se khatam kar dena chahiye ...

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RADHA --- kitno ko khatam karoge ... inki tadad sirf 20-25 ki nahi hai. . lakho,
karodo ki log jude hai is sistam se. .. khud khatam ho jaaoge ... per isko khatam
nahi kar sakte ...

ARMAAN --- to kya hum aise hi jeete rahenge ... sistam ka rona rote hue ... iske
khilaaf aawaj bhi to hame hi uthani padegi na ...

RADHA --- na jane kitne logo ne iske khilaaf aawaj uthai hai ... wo log ya to chillte -
2 mar gaye. .. ya maar diye gaye ... per jeet kabhi nahi paye ...

ARMAAN --- to fir theek hai .. mai bhi mar jaunga ... aise sistam ke saath chalne se
aacha to mar jana hai ...

RADHA --- kitni aasani se tumne apni jaan dene ki baat keh di armaan ... jara sa
bhi hamare aur apni maa ke bare me nahi socha ... kya hum tumhe kabhi marta
hua dekh sakte hai ...

tabhi janki boli ...

JANKI --- jane de bahu .. koi fayda nahi ise samjhane ka ... ye bilkul apne papa per
hi gaya hai ... jaise wo ziddi hai ... waise ye bhi ziddi hai ... mera kya hai ... pisti
rehti hu in dono ke beech ... aise hi kisi din mai mar bhi jaungi to bhi in dono ko koi
farak nahi padega ...

apni maa ke muh se marne ki baat sunkar armaan ka dil tadap utha ...aur wo
khada hoke apni maa ko gale laga kar bola ...

ARMAAN --- maa aisi baate kyu kar rahi ho ... ek tum hi to ho jiski wajah se mai is
ghar me hu ... warna kab ka chala gaya hota ....

tabhi armaan ki choti bhabhi rashmi waha aa jati hai ...

RASHMI (radha se) --- dekha didi ... maine kaha tha na ye sirf maa ji se hi pyar
karta hai ... hum to kuch hai hi nahi iske liye ...
RADHA --- tum sahi keh rahi ho choti ... jab ise hamari koi fikar nahi to hum kyu
iski fikar kare ... chalo yaha se ... ab kabhi baat nahi karenge isse ...

ARMAAN --- are .. maine aisa kab kaha ... mai to aap teeno se bahut pyar karta hu
.. meri jaan ho aap teeno ...

itna keh kar charo ek saath gale lag jate hai ...
tabhi rashmi kehti hai ..

RASHMI --- maa ... ab hame iski saadi bhi kar deni chahiye ... tabhi ye sudhrega ...
RADHA --- bilkul sahi keh rahi ho ... jab biwi aayegi to wo hi ise iske kaan pakad
kar sudharegi ...

saadi ka naam sunte hi armaan ko ruby ki yaad aa gai ... aur saath me thodi si
sharam bhi ..
ARMAAN --- maa ... dekho na ye dono fir se mujhe tang karne lagi. .

JANKI --- tum dono kabhi nahi sudhrogi na ... kyu mere bete ko hamesha tang karti
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rehti ho ... ab aisa kiya na to dono ko maar padegi ...

armaan apni dono bhabhiyo ko chedta hua kehta hai ...

ARMAAN --- padi daant ... maza aaya ...

fir kya tha ... dono bhabhiya lagi armaan ko pakadne ... per armaan kaha haath
aane wala tha ... .
update - 8

Next day ...

aaj sunday hai ... subah se hi armaan ruby ko call karna chahta tha .. per kal wali
harkat se thoda nurvas tha ...
call karu ki na karu ... ye sochte -2 din ke 11 baj gaye the ...

ki tabhi uska phone baja ... call ruby ka tha ... ye dekhkar armaan khusi se uchal
pada ...

ARMAAN --- hello ..

RUBY --- abhi tak so rahe the kya ...
ARMAAN --- nahi to .. mai to subah 7 baje hi jag gaya tha ..
RUBY --- to fir mujhe call kyu nahi kiya ....

ARMAAN --- soch to raha tha .. ki call karu ya na karu ... itne me tumhara call aa
gaya ...
RUBY --- aacha ... subah 7 baje se soch hi rahe the .. lekin call nahi kar paye ... kal
raat bhi call nahi kiya ...

ARMAAN --- sorry ... galti ho gayi ... maaf kar do ..

RUBY -- kiya maaf .. aacha abhi mil sakte ho ...
ARMAAN --- bilkul ...
RUBY --- puchoge nahi ki kis liye ...
ARMAAN --- jaise mere na puchne se tum bataogi nahi ...
RUBY --- aaj mai apne friends ke saath shopping karne ja rahi hu ... tum bhi chalo
...
ARMAAN --- ok ... per kaha ...
RUBY --- naveen market me ...

ARMAAN --- theek hai mai aa jaunga ...

RUBY --- aa jaunga nahi .. abhi niklo ... hum bhi nikal hi rahe hai ...

fir thodi der me armaan nikal jata hai ...

waha pahuckar armaan ruby ko call karta hai ...

ARMAAN -- kaha ho ...
RUBY --- usi pani puri wale thele ke paas ... jaha pehle bhi hum mile the ...

armaan turant waha pahuc jata hai ...

waha ruby apne sirf ek hi friend ke saath aayi hui thi ...
ARMAAN --- tum to sirf do hi log ho ... per phone pe to keh rahi thi ki tum saheliyo
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ke saath aa rahi ho ...

RUBY --- kyu ... meri saheliyo se milne ka bada dil kar raha hai kya ... mai aa gayi
wo kafi nahi hai ...
ARMAAN --- yaar tum meri baat ka hamesha ulta matlab kyu nikal leti ho ... maine
aisa thode hi kaha tha ...

RUBY --- chalo jane do ... pani puri khaoge ...

ARMAAN ---- cheee .... ye bhi koi khane wali cheej hai kya ...

RUBY --- kyu .. kya kharabi hai isme ... sabhi khate hai ... mai bhi khati hu ... aur
mera to ye favorite hai ... aur tum iske bare me aisa kaise keh sakte ho ...

ruby ko thoda gusaa aa gaya tha ...

ARMAAN --- yaar gussa kyu ho rahi ho ... mai to sirf ye keh raha tha ki ye ladkiyo
ki dish hai ..

RUBY ---- aacha ... to zara hame bhi batao ki ladko ki dish kya hoti hai ...

ab bechara armaan ... uski to bolti hi band ho gayi thi.... pata nahi aaj ruby kon se
mood me thi .. jo uski har baat ka ulta hi matlab nikal rahi thi. ..

armaan ki pareshani dekh ruby ki friend bol padi ..

FRIEND ---- bas bhi kar ruby ... kab se iski taang kheech rahi hai ...

uska itna kehna tha ki nahi ruby zor se has padi ...
use hasta dekh armaan samajh gaya ki ruby itni der se use sirf pareshan kar rahi
thi ...
ARMAAN --- aacha .. to itni der se tum mujhe ullu bana rahi thi ..

RUBY --- ab ullu ko ullu na banau to kya karu ...

ARMAAN --- aacha to kal sare raah tumne is ullu ko kiss kyu kiya ..

armaan ka itna bolna tha ki nahi ruby ki hasi pal bhar me gayab ho gayi. . usne
apni saheli per nazar dali jo mand -2 mushkura rahi thi ... ruby usse kehti hai ...
RUBY --- tu yaha khadi kya kar rahi hai ... ja apna kaam kar ...

FRIEND --- jati hu ... per tune isko kiss kiya .. ye baat mujhe kyu nahi batai ...
RUBY --- tu jati hai ya nahi ...
FRIEND --- aacha baba jati hu ... aur haa mera kaam kar kar dena ...

itna keh kar wo waha se ek kapdo ki shop me chali jati hai ...
ARMAAN --- ye tumhari friend kis kaam ki baat kar rahi thi ...

RUBY (gusse se) --- tumhe kuch akal wakal hai ki nahi ... kab kaha kiske samne kya
baat karni chahiye ye bhi mujhe sikhana padega ....
ARMAAN --- yaar isme gussa karne wali kon si baat hai .. friend hi to hai wo
tumhari ...

RUBY --- ye hi to problem hai ... ab mere sabhi friends ko pata chal jayega ki maine
tumhe kiss kiya hai ... wo bhi sare raah ...
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ARMAAN --- to fir use leke kyu aayi thi ..

RUBY ---- agar uska kaam na hota to kabhi nahi lati use ...
ARMAAN --- aacha to tum uske kaam se yaha aayi ho ... mujhe laga mujhse milna
hoga ...

RUBY --- sach me dimag se bilkul paidal ho tum ... mujhe tumse milna tha .. per
saath me ye bhi aa gayi ...

ARMAAN --- aisa kya kaam hai uska ...

RUBY --- wo sab baad me ... pehle chalo yaha se ... kahi aur chalte hai ..

fir dono waha se nikal jate hai ...

wahi dusri taraf aadil ke ghar me .....

aadil baitha tv dekh raha tha ... uski ammi kitchen me thi ... ghar me sirf ye do log
hi rehte hai ... abbu ki 2 saal pehle death ho gayi thi .. sarkari naukari thi .. to
ammi ko pension milta hai ... jisse uska ghar theek thaak chal jata hai ...

aadil tv dekh hi raha tha ki tabhi darwaje per dastak hui ...

aadil ne gate khola to dekha samne kuch log khade hai ...
AADIL --- jee kahiye .. kon hai aap .. aur kisse milna hai ...

unme se ek aadmi bola ...

AADMI --- tum aadil ho ...
AADIL --- haa ..
AADMI --- hame maulvi sahab ne bheja hai ... tumse kuch baat karni hai ...

aadil kuch kehne wala hi tha ki tabhi uske peeche se uski ammi ki aawaj aati hai ...
AMMI --- aap log bahar kyu khade hai .. ander aaiye ...

aadil ghoor ke apni ammi ko dekhta hai ... aur darwaje se hat jata hai ...
sabhi ander aa jate hai ...

AMMI --- jee bataiye ... maulvi sahab ne aap logo ko kyu bheja ...

AADMI --- darasal baat ye hai ki maulvi sahab chahte hai ki aap aur aapka beta
aadil hamari sanstha me shamil ho jaye .. taki har khatre se aap dono ki hifazat
kar sake ...

AADIL --- khatra ... bhala hame kisse khatra ho sakta hai ...
AADMI --- hinduo se aur kisse ... is muhalle me sirf tum hi musalman ho ... baki
hindu hai ... kabhi aafat aa gayi to hum hi bachayenge tumhe ...

AADIL --- pichle 40 saalo se abbu yaha rehte aaye hai ... aaj tak hame kabhi koi
dikkat nahi hui ... bakli hamari har mushkil ghadi me unhone hamara saath diya
... hamari khusiyo me shareek hue .. hamara gum banta ... jab hum eid manate hai
to pure mohalle wale hamare ghar aate hai ... hame babhaiya dete hai .. ammi ke
haath ki bani kheer khate hai ... diwali me jab unke gharo me puja hoti hai .. to wo
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log hame prashad khilate hai ... bahut pyar se rehte hai hum yaha .. aut aap log
keh rahe hai ki hame unse khatra hai ...

AADMI --- ye hindu dikhte kuch aur hai .. hote kuch aur .. per ye baat tum abhi nahi
samajh paoge .. bacche ho ... aur humne to ye bhi suna hai ki tumhari dosti ek
hindu ladke se hai ... jiska baap us swami ka khaas chamcha hai ...

armaan ki baat aate hi aadil ka para chad gaya ...

AADIL (gusse se) --- khabardar .. jo dobara mere dost ke bare me kuch kaha to ..
AADMI --- warna kya kar loge ... asliyat to ye hai ki ye hindu hum musalmano ko
khus dekhna bardast nahi kar sakte ... aur is baat se tum abhi bhi anjaan ho.

AADIL --- isse pehle ki mai dhakke maar kar tum sabhi ko apne ghar se nikalu ...
behtar hoga ki khud hi chale jaao. tum chand logo ne hi hamari puri kaum ko
badnaam kar rakkha hai .. galat kaam tum karo .. aur saza hame bhi mile ... isse
pehle ki mai apna sabra kho du .. dafa ho jaao yaha se ... warna tumko aur
tumhare us maulvi ko aisi -2 galiya dunga ... ki saat puste yaad rakkhegi ...

sabhi gusse se khade ho jate hai ...

AADMI --- bewakuf hai tu ... jo maulvi sahab ke bare me aisi baate kar raha hai ...
jahannum me jayega tu ...

AADIL --- sacche maulvi ka kaam hai ... insaan ko allaha se jude rehne ki salah de ..
nek raah per chalna sikhaye ..
logo ko jaat paat ke naam per bhadkane wala shaksh maulvi ho hi nahi sakta ...
chalo ab jaao tum sab warna dhakke maar kar nikal dunga ...

sabhi log gusse se waha se chale jate hai ... aadil jakar gate band kar deta hai ...
uski ammi use ghoorti rehti hai ... jise dekhkar aadil kehta hai ...

AADIL-- ab aapko kya hua ..

AMMI --- mujhe nahi pata tha ki mera baccha itna bada ho gaya hai ... aache bure
ki use itni samajh ho gayi hai ... aaj tere abbu zinda hote to teri aisi baate sunkar
bahut khus hote .. kyuki wo bhi aisi hi soch rakhte the ...

AADIL --- ammi ... aakhir beta to unhi ka hu ...

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update - 9

Armaan aur ruby market se nikal kar thodi hi dur ek park me jate hai ...
aur ek kone wali bench per baith jate hai ...

dono abhi chup hi the ... bas armaan kuch soch kar mushkurata ja raha tha ... use
yu mushkurate dekh ruby kehti hai ...

RUBY --- kya hua .. kya soch rahe ho ...

ARMAAN --- tumhare bare me ...
RUBY --- aacha ... aisa kya soch rahe ho mere bare me ki man hi man mushkurana
pad raha hai ...

ARMAAN --- yahi ki tum ajeeb ho .. kab kya mood ban jaye kuch pata nahi chalta ...
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RUBY --- maine aisa kya kiya ...

ARMAAN --- aaj hi dekh lo ... aacha khasa meri taang kheech rahi thi ... aur kal ...
kal jab mai un lafango ko peet raha tha ... tab tum mere hi upar bhadak gayi ... fir
baad me pata nahi kya hua .... beech road mere gaal per kiss karke bhaag gayi ...
ab batao ho ajeeb ki nahi ...

kiss wali baat sunkar ruby sharma jati hai ... aur apna sir zhuka kar dheere se boli
....
RUBY --- kyu .. bura laga kya .. jab tumhe kiss kiya ...
ARMAAN --- pagal ... na jane kitni der tak to mai waha nachta raha ... khusi ke
mare ... lekin .......

RUBY --- lekin ... kya ...

ARMAAN --- lekin .. agar wo kiss mere gaal ki jagah mere ...( hoontho ki taraf
ishara karke) .. yaha milti to kasam se maza do guna ho jata ...

armaan ke muh se aisi baate sun kar ruby sharam se laal ho gayi ...
RUBY --- dhaat .... besharam ... bahut gande ho tum ...

ARMAAN --- lo ji ... abhi tak to maine kuch kiya hi nahi fir bhi gande hone ka tag
lag gaya ... koi baat nahi ... jab gande ban hi gaya hu .. to kyu na ganda kaam kar
hi lu ...

ye keh kar armaan ruby ko ghoorne lagta hai ...

RUBY --- kya hua .. aise kyu ghoor rahe ho ... kuch ulta seedha to nahi karne wale
ho na ..

ARMAAN --- nahi .. ulta seedha to nahi ... bas ek chota sa rape karunga tumhara ...
RUBY --- oh ... to isme bolne wali kya baat hai ... lo kar lo ...

ye sunkar armaan chook jata hai ..

ARMAAN --- yaar kitni besharam ho ... kuch keh rahi ho ki mera rape kar lo ... jaao
nahi karta mai ...
RUBY --- kyu kya hua ... dar gaye kya ...
itna keh kar wo zor se has deti hai .... tabhi armaan uska haath pakad kar khada
kar deta hai .. aur use ek ped ke sahare khada karke ... usse bilkul chipak jata hai ...
aur apne hoonth uske hoontho ke bilkul kareeb le jata hai .... dono ki saanse ek
dusre se takrane lagi thi ... jism aise chipke the ki ek dusre me sama jana chahte ho
...
ruby ki dil ki dhadkan badh gayi thi ... use laga ki ab armaan use kiss karega ... aaj
use pehli baar kisi mard ke jism ki garmi ka ahsaas ho raha tha ... ek anjana sa dar
use lagne laga tha ... jo uski aankho se saaf pata chal raha tha ....

per armaan ne aisa kuch kiya nahi ... usne apne hoontho ko ruby ke hoontho ke aur
kareeb kiya ... aur dheere se bola ...

ARMAAN ---- mohabbat karta hu tumse ... apni jaan se bhi zyada chahta hu tumhe
... aur meri mohabbat kisi hawas ka gulam nahi hai .. mai apni jaan de dunga .. per
apne pyar ko kabhi badnaam nahi hone dunga ...
maine tumse pyar kiya hai .. tumhare jism se nahi ... mujhe kabhi bhi na tumhare
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jism ki bhook thi aur na hai ... per shayad tumne mujhe un ladko jaisa samajh liya
hoga ... jiske liye pyar ka matlab sirf vaashna hai ... agar aisa hai to sorry madem
.. mai aapke layak nahi ....

itna keh kar armaan ruby se dur hat jata hai ...
ruby ek tak armaan ko dekhti rehti hai ... use jitni khusi mehsus ho rahi thi usse bhi
kahi zyada use apni mohabbat per garv ho raha tha ... aakhir usne ek aisa insaan
chuna. jo sirf aur sirf usse pyar kar karta hai ... naki uske jism se ...

armaan bhi use dekhta hua usse dur hota ja raha tha ... ki tabhi ruby ne uska haath
pakad kar apni or kheech liya ...
dono fir se use position me aa gaye .. jo abhi thodi der pehle the ... dono ke hoonth
fir se ek dusre ke kareeb the ... ruby ne armaan ki aankho me aankhe daal kar kaha
...

RUBY --- i love you armaan ...

aur itna kehte hi usne apne aankhe band ki aur apne hoonth armaan ke hoontho se
jod diye ...
update - 10

Yaha armaan aur ruby apne pehle kiss me duby hue the ...
wahi maulvi ke ghar ka mahool bahut hi garam tha ...

aadil ke ghar se beizzat hue log jab maulvi sahab ke paas jakar puri baat batai to ...
maulvi baukhala utha ...

MAULVI --- us haram khor ki itni himmat ki mujhe galiya de ... sale ko sabak
sikhana hi padega ... KAADIR ... aaj raat hi apne kuch aadmiyo ko lekar jaao .. aur
dono maa bete ka kaam tamam kar do ...

(KAADIR) ... maulvi ka sabse khaas aadmi hai ... maulvi ke ek ishare per kuch bhi
kar sakta hai ... kulmilakar maulvi ke tukdo per palne wala gunda hai kaadir ...

maulvi ki baat sunkar kaadir ko choor baki sabhi chook jate hai ... unme se ek
aadmi kehta hai ...

AADMI --- ye kya keh rahe hai maulvi sahab ... aap un dono ki hattya kyu karwa
rahe hai ...

2 AADMI --- abhi wo baccha hai maulvi sahab ... duniyadari ki abhi use samajh
nahi hai ... garam khoon hai .. dost ke bare me ulta seedha sun kar bhadak gaya
hoga ...

tabhi ek aur aadmi bol pada ...

AADMI --- haa maulvi sahab .. ye log sahi keh rahe hai ... waise bhi hamara kaam
hai usko samjhana .. na ki use jaan se marna ...

sabhi ki baato ko sunkar maulvi apne gusse ko dabate hue turant baat badal deta
hai.....
MAULVI ---- are .. aap sab meri baat ka galat matlab nikal rahe hai ... maine aisa
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nahi kaha ... mere kehne ka matlab hai ki mujhe un dono ka dimag thikane per
lana hoga ... aakhir ham sab ek hi mazhab ke hai ... aur undono ki hifazat karna
hamara kaam hai ...

maulvi ki meethi baato se sab chup ho jate hai ... tabhi maulvi apne aadmi se kehta
hai ...
MAULVI --- kaadir ... zara gadi nikalo ... hame kisi jaroori kaam se jana hai ...

itna keh kar maulvi room me chala jata hai ... aur kisi ko call karta hai ... fir kaadir
ke saath gadi me baith kar chala jata hai ...

wahi park me ....

us gehre chumban ke baad jab dono agal hote hai .. to armaan hairaan sa ruby ko
dekhta rehta hai ...
ruby use is tarah khud ko ghoorte dekh kehti hai ...

RUBY --- kisne kaha ki maine tumhe aaj kal ke ladko ki tarah samajh kar pyar kiya
... maine tumhe chaha hai to sirf tumhari acchai dekh kar ... tumhari nek dili dekh
kar ... dusro ke dard ko jo apna dard samjhe .. meri nazar me wo hi saccha insaan
hai .. aur maine ek aise hi sacche insaan se mohabbat ki hai ..

itne me pata nahi ruby ko kaise gussa aa gayi ... usne armaan ka kollar pakad liya
aur boli ...
RUBY ----- aur haa ... kya keh rahe tum .... ki tum mere layak nahi ho .... aur mujhse
dur ja rahe the ...... dobara aisa bhool kar bhi mat kehna ... aur mujhse dur hone ki
baat to kabhi sochna bhi mat ... warna sach me mai apni jaan de dungi ... bahut
chahti hu tumhe ... seh nahi paungi .....

ye keh kar ruby ki aankhe baras padi ...

apne pyar ki aankho me aanshu dekh armaan ka dil tadap utha ... aur usne kas ke
ruby ko apne gale laga liya ...

ARMAAN --- sorry jaan ... galti ho gayi ... plz maaf kar do .. sach me bahut bura hu
mai ... apne hi pyar ko rula diya maine ...
RUBY --- nahi .. tum bahut aache ho ... mera sweet babu ...

ARMAAN --- aacha .. to ye baat has ke bhi bata sakti thi ... waise bhi rote hue tum
bilkul aachi nahi lagti ... bilkul bandariya lagti ho. ...

ye sunkar ruby turant armaan se agal ho jati hai ...

RUBY ---- kya kaha tumne ... mai bandariya lagti hu ...

ye keh kar 7-8 ghunse jad diye armaan ke seene me ... asar to armaan ko kuch bhi
nahi hua ... per choot lagne ki acting karne laga .... apne seene me haath rakh kar
wo karahne laga ... ruby ko laga ki sach me armaan ko dard ho raha hai ... to wo
bhi apne haath se us jagah sehlane lagi ...

RUBY --- kya bahut dard ho raha hai ...

ARMAAN --- haa ...
RUBY --- to ab kya kare ..
ARMAAN --- tumne mara tum hi dawa lagao ...
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RUBY --- per mai kaise ... kya karu ...

ARMAAN --- bas mere dil per bhi ek kiss kar do ... theek ho jayega ...

ruby ko samajhte der nahi lagi ki armaan nautanki kar raha hai ...
RUBY --- aacha ... ruko abhi batati hu ...

ye keh kar wo fir se armaan ko marne lagi ... kuch der baad jab maar peet ka
program khatam hua ... to armaan bola ...

ARMAAN --- ab hame chalna chahiye ... kafi der ho gayi hai ... aur tumhari wo
friend bhi to tumhara wait kar rahi hogi ...

friend ke bare me sunte hi ruby ko uska kaam bhi yaad aa gaya ...

RUBY --- are mai to bhool hi gayi ... nigar ke bare me tumse baat karni hai ...
ARMAAN --- kya baat karni hai ...

RUBY --- are wo jo tumhara friend hai na ... kya naam hai uska ... haa aadil ... pyar
karne lagi hai usse ... har waqt bas usi ki baate karti rehti hai ... aur jab se pata
chala ki wo tumhara friend hai ... tab se to usne mera dimag hi kharab karke rakh
diya .. ki armaan se bol ki usse baat kare ...

ARMAAN --- per usne aadil ko dekha kab ...

RUBY --- keh rahi thi ki kisi party me dekha tha ... tab se uske liye pagal hai ... kuch
kar sakte ho uska ... matlab aadil manega ...

ARMAAN --- manega ... matlab ... are wo to ye sunte hi behosh ho jayega ... khusi ke
mare kahi pagal na ho jaye wo ... aaj tak bechare ko kisi bhi ladki ne ghaas nahi
dali ... jab sunega ki koi ladki uske liye pagal hai to kahi use sadma na lag jaye ...

RUBY --- to fir karo na usse baat ..

ARMAAN --- abhi nahi meri jaan .. thoda maza to lene do uska ...
RUBY --- theek hai ... per aaj hi baat kar lena ... warna wo nigar mujhe pareshan
karti rahegi ...

ARMAAN --- jaisi aapki hukum meri mallika ...

fir dono market ki tarah nikal jate hai ...

wahi maulvi kaadir ke saath aazad nagar se thodi dur ek sunsaan sadak per bane
ek bangle me ghusta hai ...

us bangle me koi nahi rehta tha .. bas sirf watchman ke alawa ...

maulvi gadi se utar kar seedhe hall me jakar baith jata hai ... aur kisi ka wait
karne lagta hai ...

MAULVI --- na jane kitni der lagegi unhe aane me ... bola tha ki zaldi aane ki kosis
kare .. per wo kabhi meri sune tab na ...

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tabhi ek 60-65 saal ka aadmi apne do chelo ke saath ander aata hai ...

dosto ye koi aur nahi SWAMI JI the ....

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update - 11

Swami ji apne do chelo ke saath ander aate hai ...

SWAMI --- kya baat hai maulvi sahab ... itni aachanak bulwa liya ... sab theek to
hai na ...

MAULVI (gusse se) --- kya khaak theek hai ... sala wo kal ka launda ... mujse galiya
deta hai ... kehta hai mai maulvi banne ke layak nahi hu ... jee to karta hai ki abhi
us kutte ka sar kalam kar du ...

SWAMI ---- haa to kya galat kaha us ladke ne ... aap sahi me maulvi banne layak
nahi hai ...

swami ki baat sunkar maulvi hairat se use dekhta hua kehta hai. .
MAULVI ---- ye aap kya keh rahe hai .... aap bhi us ladke ki boli bolne lage ... kya
hamara saath ab pasand nahi aa raha kya ...

SWAMI --- maine ye kab kaha ... ki mai us ladke ki tarafdari kar raha hu ... mai to
sirf aapko samjha raha hu ... dekhiye maulvi sahab ... aap aur hum ek hi kashti ke
sawar hai ... jo kaam aap karte hai wahi kaam hum bhi karte hai ... aur hamare
kaam me krodh ki koi jagah nahi hoti ... hamesha thande dimag se kaam lena hi
hamara kartavya hai ...

MAULVI --- to iska matlab .. koi hame chahe jitni bhi galiya kyu na de ... ham chup
chaap daant nikal kar haste rahe ...
SWAMI --- agar dharam ka dhandha chalana hai ... to aisa hi karna padega ....
chahe samne wala hamare muh per thook hi kyu na de ..... dekhiye maulvi sahab ...
maine aapko pehle hi kaha tha .. ki aap apne kaum walo ko hamare khilaf
bhadkayenge ... aur hum apne jaat walo ko aapke khilaf ... fir un logo ko hum apne
apne sangathan me shamil karenge ... jo log pyar ki bhasa samajhte hai unhe pyar
se ... aur jo log na samjhe unhe dar se ... jitne zyada log .. utne zyada paise ...

MAULVI --- ishi liye to mai kadir ko us maa bete ko samjhane bhej raha tha ... apne
tareeke se ... per mere hi aadmi mere khilaf jane lage ...
SWAMI --- jab itne logo ke samne aap un dono ko marne ki baat karenge .. to log
aawaj to utayenge hi ... aap baar baar bhool kyu jate hai ki aap ek maulvi hai ...
aur ek maulvi ko gussa karne ka haq nahi hota ...

MAULVI -- to kya hum aise hi haath per haath dhare baithe rahe kya ...
SWAMI --- nahi .. bilkul nahi .. jab koi pyar se aur dar se bhi na mane to sirf ek hi
tareeka bachta hai .. kya kaha tha usne .. ki hum dharam ke maan per politics
karte hai ... to fir dikhana to padega hi ki politics kya hoti hai ...

swami ki baat sunkar maulvi mushkura deta hai ...

MAULVI --- mohra to maine chood diya hai .. bas chaal chalni baki hai ...
SWAMI --- bas sahi waqt ka intejar karna hai ... fir seh aur maat ..
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usi beech kadir bol pada ...

KADIR --- swami ji ... hamare paas pehle se hi kafi log hai .. agar wo teeno hamse
na bhi jude to kya farak pad jayega ...

SWAMI --- are kadir miya ... unke judne ..na judne se hame koi problem nahi ...
problem to sirf unki dosti se hai ... aaj ye teen hai .. kal 30 honge ... parso 300 ... fir
3000 .. agar aise hi chalta raha to wo dir dur nahi jab hame apna ye dhandha band
karke ... apne apne gaav ja ke hal chalana padega ... ye hindu muslim jab tak agal
alag hai .. tab tak hum hai ... jab ye dono samuday ek ho gaya .. to samjho hamari
maut tay hai ...
in dono kaum ko aapas me ladwate bhi ham hai .. aur fir unhe bachate bhi hum hi
hai ... jisse done me dushmani bhi zindagi bhar chalti rahe ... aur hamara dhandha
bhi ...
ishi ko to politics kehte hai ... sadiyo se har bada politician ye hi to karta aaya hai
....

ye keh kar waha maujood sabhi log thahake laga kar hasne lagte hai ....

wahi dusri taraf shaam 7 baje ... armaan abdul chacha ki dukan per jata hai ...
usne pehle hi aadil aur junaid ko phone karke waha aane ko bol diya tha ...
armaan jab waha pahucha tak tak dono aa chuke the ... armaan bhi unke saath
baith jata hai ...

AADIL --- kya baat hai yaar ... aaj bade din baad yaha aaya .. aur hamse aisi kon si
important baat karni hai ...
ARMAAN --- batata hu .. itni bhi kya zaldi hai .. pehle chai to pila ...

aadil jake 3 cup chai le aata hai .. AADIL--- haa .. ab bol ...
ARMAAN --- ek sarth per .. pehle bol ki tu hum dono ko party dega ..
AADIL --- bhala wo kis khusi me ..

ARMAAN --- yaar tere bhai ko lover mil gayi yaar ...

ye sunte hi junaid bola ..

JUNAID --- matlab ... ruby ko tune propose kar diya .. kab ..

ARMAAN --- aaj subah hi ... aur use kiss bhi kiya ...
JUNAID --- abe kya baat kar raha hai ... use kiss bhi kar liya ... sale tu to bada fast
nikla ...

tabhi aadil bola ..

AADIL --- sale .. ladki tune patai .. kiss tune kiya ... lekin party mai du ...
ARMAAN --- haa .. usse tera bhi to bhala hua na ...
AADIL --- mera kya bhala hua ... kya wo mujhe bhi kiss karegi ...

ARMAAN --- haram khor ... teri bhabhi hai wo ... uske bare me aisi baat karta hai
...

AADIL --- abe tu baat hi aisi kar raha hai ... seedhe -2 bol baat kya hai ...
ARMAAN --- to sun ... uski ek saheli hai ... jo tujhe chahne lagi hai ... jab se usne
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tujhe dekha hai .. tere pyar me pagal ho gayi hai ... har waqt bas tujhe hi yaad
karti rehti hai ..

armaan ki baat sunkar aadil aur junaid dono chook jate hai ...
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update - 12

Armaan ki baat sunkar dono chook jate hai ...

JUNAID --- yaar .. kya baat kar raha hai tu ... kaisi dikhti hai wo ... naam kya hai
uska ...

ARMAAN ---- nigar naam hai uska ... kasam se badi gajab ki hai ...

tabhi aadil bola ...

AADIL --- sale mujhe ullu banata hai ... koi ladki mujhse pyar kare ... ye ho hi nahi
sakta ...

ARMAAN --- abe kyu nahi ho sakta ...

JUNAID --- haa yaar ... kyu nahi ho sakta ... kya kami hai tujhme ... aacha khasa to
dikhta hai ... smart bhi hai .. aur tujhme talent bhi hai ...

AADIL --- abe kon sa talent ...

JUNAID --- yaar jo banda sirf 3 ghante ki part time naukari me mahine ka 7000
kama le .. usme talent to hoga hi ...

AADIL --- yaar wo to mai hameed bhai ke business ka account dekhta hu .. to thode
bahut paise mil jate hai ... warna zara se pension se gujara kaha chalta ...

JUNAID --- tujhe 7000 thode se lagte hai ... yaar yaha bahut se aise log bhi hai jo
sirf 5000 ke liye 12 ghante gadhe ki tarah mehnat karte hai ...

AADIL --- lekin yaha kuch aise log bhi hai .. jinhe 50000 rupaye mahina milta hai
...
JUNAID --- yaar jab tu sirf 3 ghanta kaam karke 7000 kama leta hai .. to soch jab
tu full time karega to 20000 kama lega ... aur fir experience bhi koi cheej hoti hai
hai ... jaise -2 wo badhta jayega waise -2 teri payment bhi ...

tabhi armaan bol pada ...

ARMAAN --- abe tum dono kaha ki baat kaha le ja rahe ho ... yaha baat ek ladki ki
ho rahi thi ... aur tum dono naukari tak pahuc gaye ... aadil tune bataya nahi ki
tujhe vishwaas kyu nahi ho raha hai ..
AADIL --- abe kaise maan lu ... aaj tak maine na jane kitni ladki ko patane ki kosis
ki hai ... sali koi theek se baat tak nahi karti ... aur tu keh raha hai ki koi ladki hai
jo mujhe chahti hai ...

ARMAAN --- ab tujhe kaise yakeen dilau ... uska to number bhi nahi hai mere paas
... warna abhi teri baat kara deta ...

JUNAID --- yaar tu ruby se baat kara de ... wo bolegi to fir ise manna hi padega ...

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fir armaan ruby ko call karta hai ...

RUBY --- kya baat hai ... itni zaldi fir se yaad aa gai meri ... fir se kuch chahiye kya
....
ARMAAN --- chahiye to bahut kuch ... per mujhe nahi aadil ko ... use yakeen hi nahi
ho raha hai ki nigar use chahti hai ... ab tum hi samjhao ... mai to thak gaya ..
itna keh kar armaan aadil ko phone pakda deta hai ...

AADIL --- haa ruby ji ... kahiye ...

RUBY --- kya aadil bhai .. aapko yakeen nahi hai kya ...
AADIL --- ab in logo ki baat per mai kaise yakeen karu ... kafi topi pehna chuke hai
ye log ...

RUBY --- per meri baat per to yakeen kar sakte hai na ... sach me nigar aapko
bahut chahti hai .. uska bas chale to abhi bhaag kar aapke paas aa jaye ...

AADIL --- lekin ......

RUBY --- koi lekin wekin nahi ... kal mai aapse uski mulakat karwaungi ... tab tak
mai armaan ke mobile per uski ek photo bhej deti hu ... tab tak usi ko dekh kar apne
dil ko tasalli digiye ...
kuch hi der me ruby nigar ki photo bhej deti hai ... jise dekh kar aadil apne hosh
kho baithta hai ...

JUNAID --- haa to bhai ab bata .. ladki chahiye ... ya fir mai le lu ...

AADIL --- kameene ... dost ki gf per nazar dalte sharam nahi aati ..
ARMAAN --- waah bhai .. gf .... abhi tak to hum per yakeen nahi tha ... ab meri gf
bol raha hai ...

JUNAID --- waise aaj raat ek ghatna ghatne wali hai ... apne aadil sahab sari raat
jaag kar katne wale hai ...

AADIL --- mai bhala kyu jagne laga ...

JUNAID --- bhai naya -2 pyar hai ... asar to dikhayega hi .. aur upar se agar
mashuka ki tasveer aankho ke samne ho to kis kambakkat ko neend aati hai ...

itna keh kar junaid aur armaan dono has pade ...
AADIL --- abe aisa kuch nahi hai ... mujhe nahi chahiye photo ...

ARMAAN --- theek hai ... mat le .. mera kya ..

ye keh kar armaan apna phone jeb me rakh leta hai ... aur khada ho jata hai ...

ARMAAN --- aacha .. ab mai chalta hu .. warna der ho jayegi ...

armaan ne abhi ek hi kadam badhaya tha ki tabhi aadil bol pada ...

AADIL --- bhai wo photo to mere mobile me send karta ja ...

aadil ka ye kehna tha ki armaan aur junaid fir se has pade ...
aur unhe haste dekh aadil bhi mushkurane laga ....
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update - 13
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NEXT DAY ..

junaid to college chala gaya .. per armaan aur aadil aaj college gol karke ruby aur
nigar se milne wale the ...
wo bhi usi park me jaha armaan aur ruby kal mile the ...

dono waha pahuc kar ruby aur nigar ka wait karne lagte hai .. kuch hi der me dono
unhe aati hui dikhai deti hai ...

nigar ko apni or aati dekh aadil ki hawa nikal jati hai ... jaise -2 wo paas aa rahi thi
.. waise -2 aadil ke dil ki dhadkane tez hoti ja rahi thi. . usne dheere se armaan se
kaha ...

AADIL --- bhai ... tu saath rahega na ..

ARMAAN --- kyu be ... mai yaha kya teri love story dekhne aaya hu ... hamara
kaam tha tujhe nigar se milana .. wo ho gaya .. ab aage tu khud dekh le ...

AADIL --- aisa mat bol bhai .. dar se meri fati padi hai .. samajh me hi nahi aa raha
hai kya baat karu usse ...
ARMAAN --- abe wo ek ladki ho ke nahi ghabra rahi hai .. aur tu ladka hoke dar
raha hai ... sale mardo ki naak katwa di ..
AADIL --- abe naak gayi tel lene .. yaha mera pichwada daaw per laga hai ...

ARMAAN --- tera pichwada .. tu sambhal .. mai to chala apni wali ke saath ...

aadil kuch kehta tab tak dono un tak pahuc chuki thi ...
RUBY (nigar se) --- le nigar ... ye raha tumhara aadil ... ab tum dono ko jo karna
hai wo karo .. koi disturb nahi karega ...

itna keh kar ruby armaan ka haath pakad kar unse dur le jati hai ... jate jate
armaan aadil ko aankh maar deta hai ...
bechara aadi bas apne man me hi armaan ko galiya deta reh jata hai ...

aadil aur nigar dono chup chap ek dusre ke samne khade the ... kisi ki bhi himmat
nahi ho rahi thi kuch bolne ki ..
tabhi aadil ke phone me ek massage aaya .. usne dekha to paya massage armaan
ne kiya tha ...

"" abe .. chutiyo jaisa khada rahega .. ya use baithne ko bhi bolega .. "
ye padh kar aadil kehta hai ..
AADIL --- are aap khadi kyu hai .. baithiye na ..
nigar kuch nahi kehti .. chup chap bench per baith jati hai .. aadil bhi uske bagal
me thodi duri bana kar baith jati hai ...
dono fir chup chap baithe rehte hai .. ki tabhi aadil ke phone per armaan ka ek aur
massage aata hai ..
"" sale .. yaha kya time pass karne aaya hai .. baat kar usse ""

AADIL --- jee aapka naam kya hai ..

aadil ne puch to liya .. per baad me apne hi sawal per use chid hui ki maine ye kaisa
bewkufo wala sawal puch liya ...
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NIGAR (mushkurate hue) --- ji nigar ...

AADIL -- sorry bilkul ulluo jaisa baat kar raha hu ... darasal aaj pehli baar kisi
ladki se is tarah baat kar raha hu ...
NIGAR ---- ji pata hai mujhe ...

AADIL --- kya pata hai ...ki mai pehli baar kisi ladki se is tarah baat kar raha hu ...
NIGAR --- aap ullu hai ye pata hai ...

itna keh kar nigar khilkhilakar has padi ...

use is tarah haste dekh aadil bhi hasne laga ...
AADIL -- to fir is ullu se pyar kyu kiya ...

ye sunkar nigar ki hasi band ho jati hai aur aadil ki aankho me aankhe dalkar
kehti hai ...
NIGAR --- kya karu .. dil jo aa gaya is ullu per ...

itna keh kar wo apni nazre neechi kar leti hai ... aadil khisak ke uske kafi nazdeek
jata hai .. aur dheere se apna haath peeche se le jake nigar ke kandhe per rakhta
hai ...

nigar bhi dheere -2 aadil ki baaho me samati chali jati hai ... aadil bhi I love you
keh ke use kas ke apni baaho me bhar leta hai ....

udhar armaan aur ruby aapas me lage pade the ... aur idhar aadil aur nigar ...

baato -2 me nigar ke muh se wo sach nikal jata hai ... jise sun kar aadil ke hosh udd
jate hai ...

NIGAR --- bhala ho rubina ka .. jiski wajah se aaj tum mujhe mil gaye .. warna na
jane mera kya hota ...

AADIL --- kon rubina ....

NIGAR --- sach me ullu ho .. rubina ko nahi jante ...
AADIL --- yaar .. jab nahi janta to puchunga hi na ...
NIGAR --- are tumhare dost armaan ki gf .. ruby ... usi ka pura naam to rubina hai
...

ye sunkar aadil ke hosh udd jate hai ...

AADIL --- kya ... ruby muslim hai ...
NIGAR --- tum to aise chook rahe ho jaise muslim ward pehli baar sun rahe ho ...
yaha sabhi to muslim hai ... tum ho .. mai hu .. ruby hai ... armaan hai ...

AADIL --- nahi nigar ... armaan hindu hai ... uska pura naam armaan patel hai ...
ab to nigar ke bhi hosh udd jate hai ...
NIGAR --- kya keh rahe ho tum ... ruby to samajhti hai armaan musalman hai ...
AADIL --- yahi to armaan bhi samajhta hai ... warna use hame pehle hi bata diya
hota ..

NIGAR --- to kya hua .. agar armaan hindu aur ruby muslim hai to .. pyar koi jaat
dharam dekh kar thode hi hota hai ..
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AADIL --- armaan ko hindu muslim se koi farak nahi padta ... uske liye insaniyat hi
sabse pehle hai ... use sirf ek cheej pasand nahi hai wo hai dhoka ...
mujhe dar hai ki armaan ko sach pata chalne per kya hoga ... kahi use ye na lage ki
ruby ne apna dharam chupa kar use dhoka diya hai ...

NIGAR -- per ruby ne koi dhoka nahi diya ... balki uske saath bhi to wahi hua jo
armaan ke saath hua ... jab use pata chalega to na jane uske dil per kya beetegi ...
mar hi jayegi wo to ... bahut pyar karti hi wo armaan se ... plz aadil kuch karo ...
kuch bhi ho jaye per unhe agal mat hone dena ...

AADIL --- ab to ek hi rasta hai ... armaan ko sab kuch sach -2 batana padega .. isse
pehle ki armaan ko kisi aur tareeke se pata chale .. mujhe usse baat karni padegi ...

NIGAR --- jitni zaldi ho sake baat karna .. warna kahi der na ho jaye ...
AADIL --- mujhe thoda waqt chahiye ... aisi baate zaldbaji me nahi ki ja sakti ..
warna sab gadbad ho sakta hai ...

wo dono abhi baat kar hi rahe the ki armaan aur ruby waha aa gaye ...

ARMAAN --- tum dono ki baate agar ho chuki ho to chale kisi restaurant me ...
kyuki hum dono ko badi zor ki bhook lagi hai ...

un dono ko dekh kar aadil aur nigar apne chahre per zhuti mushkaan late hue
kaha ...
AADIL --- haa -2 chalo ... hamara ho gaya hai .. kyu nigar ..
NIGAR --- haa. chalo ... mujhe bhi bhook lag rahi hai ...

aadil aur nigar puri sawdhani barat rahe the ki kisi bhi tarah se dono ko abhi sach
ka pata na chale ...

isi ke chalte aadil sabko chainees restaurant le gaya ... taki waha khane ko lekar
un dono ko kisi bhi tarah ka sandeh na ho ...

dono kosis to puri kar rahe the .. per kya sach kabhi chup saka hai ...
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update - 14

Armaan aur ruby ka sach janne ke baad aadil aur nigar dono pareshan the ...
unhe samajh me hi nahi aa raha tha ki wo kare to kya kare ...

agle din bhi dono ka yahi haal raha .. aadil armaan ko sach batana to chahta tha ...
per armaan ke chahre ki khusi dekh kar chup ho jata ... use dar tha ki agar armaan
ko sach ka pata chala to wo kuch bhi ulta seedha kar sakta hai ...
usne college me hi junaid se ye baat kahi ... jise sunkar junaid bhi shocked ho gaya
... use bhi samajh me nahi aa raha tha ki armaan se baat kaise ki jaye ...

wahi nigar ki halat bhi kuch aisi hi thi ... ruby ka hasta mushkurata chahra use
baar - 2 rok raha tha ... wo janti thi ki ruby armaan ko apni jaan se bhi zyada
chahti hai ... wo ye seh nahi payegi ... aur agar armaan ne use choor diya ... to wo
pakka apni jaan de degi ...
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ye sab dimag me aate hi nigar bahut ghabra gayi ... usne turant aadil ko call kiya
... aur use milne ke liye bulaya ...
aadil junaid ko lekar nigar se milne chala gaya ... teeno usi park me mile ..

NIGAR --- aadil kuch socha tumne ... un dono ke bare me ...

AADIL --- nahi .. mujhe to kuch samajh me nahi aa raha .. ki armaan se kaise baat
karu ...
NIGAR --- lekin baat to karni hi padegi na ...

JUNAID --- armaan ko hum aachi tarah se jante hai ... wo ye nahi samjhega .. wo
sirf ruby ko hi doshi samjhega ...
NIGAR --- ek idea hai ... kyu na mai armaan se baat karu .. aur tum dono ruby se ...
ho sakta hai ki mere baat karne se armaan samajh jaye ... aur tumhare baat se
ruby ....

AADIL --- idea to aacha hai .. per kya baat banegi ..

JUNAID --- bilkul banegi .. nigar ruby ko aache se janti hai .. agar nigar ne armaan
ko ruby ka dard uski khushi aur armaan ke liye uski chahta ko theek se batayegi to
armaan uski baat jaroor samjhega .... aur isi tarah ki baat hum ruby se bhi
karenge ...

NIGAR --- to fir tay raha ... kal subah hum log undono se baat karenge ...

dono apni sehmati me sir hilate hai ... fir kuch der baad sabhi apne ghar chale jate
hai ...

next day ...

armaan college ke liye ready ho raha tha ki tabhi uske mobile per nigar ki call aayi
...
aur usne use ek garden me milne bulaya ... aur is bare me ruby ko na batane ko
kaha ...
armaan ne kuch socha aur nikal gaya nigar ki batai jagah ke liye ...

wahi aadil ne ruby ko call karke park me milne bulaya ... aur armaan ko is bare me
pata na chale ye bhi kaha ...
ruby ne bhi thoda soch kar haa kar di ....

thodi der me armaan garden pahuc gaya ... nigar waha pehle se hi thi ...
ARMAAN --- haa nigar bolo kya baat karni hai ...
NIGAR --- armaan pehle promise karo ki meri baat sunkar tum gussa nahi karoge
... aur jo bhi kahu use dhyan se sunoge ....
ARMAAN --- aisi kya baat hai .. jiske liye mujhe promise karna padega ...
NIGAR --- armaan .. pehle promise karo .. plz ..
ARMAAN --- ok baba ... promise .. nahi karunga gussa ... ab bolo ..
NIGAR --- armaan tum hindu muslim ke bare me kya sochte ho ...
ARMAAN --- ye kaisa bekar sawal hai ... mai in sab jaat dharam ko nahi manta ...
agar manta hota to aaj aadil aur junaid mere dost na hote ...
NIGAR --- jab baat pyar ki ho kya tab bhi tumhari soch yehi rahegi ...
ARMAAN (gusse se) ---- ye kya bakwas kar rahi ho ... seedhe -2 bolo kehna kya
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chahti ho ...
NIGAR --- armaan tumhe pata hai ruby tumhe kitna chahti hai ... uske ghar me
jitne bhi log hai un sabme tumhari jagah sabse upar hai ... yaha tak ki usne tumhe
apna sab kuch maan liya hai ... sab kuch ka matlab samajhte ho na ... tumhari
khusi ke liye apni jaan bhi de sakti hai wo ...
ARMAAN --- haa to mai bhi usse pyar karta hu ... meri zindagi hai wo ...
NIGAR -- to kya tum apni zindagi se dur reh sakte hai ... kya tum apne pyar ki
aankho me aanshu dekh sakte ho .. kya use tadap -2 ke marte hue dekh sakte ho ...
ARMAAN (gusse se) --- nahi ... mai usse dur rehne ki baat kabhi soch bhi nahi sakta
.. aur rahi baat uske aansuo ki .. to mai ye kabhi bardast nahi kar sakta ...
NIGAR --- ye jante hue bhi ki wo ek muslim hai ... uska pura naam rubina hai ...

ye sun kar armaan bilkul shant ho gaya ... uske chahre me ab koi bhi bhaw nahi
the ... ek but ki tarah khade hokar wo nigar ki baato ko sunta raha ....
NIGAR --- ruby ne tumhe koi dhoka nahi diya armaan ... wo bhi ye hi samajhti rahi
ki tum muslim ho ... usne sirf tumse pyar kiya ... bina kisi sharth ke ...

iske aage nigar kuch kehti armaan dheere se bola ...

ARMAAN (dard bhare aawaj me) ---- kya ruby ko ye baat pata hai .. ki mai hindu
ho ...

NIGAR --- abhi tak to nahi ... lekin .....

wo puri baat keh bhi nahi payi ki armaan fir bol pada ...
ARMAAN --- aur use pata bhi nahi chalna chahiye ... haa ye sach hai ki mai hindu
hu aur wo muslim ... lekin ye bhi sach hai ki mai ye baat bahut pehle se janta hu ....
tab jab maine usse pehli baar baat ki thi ... us din shaam ko mai kisi kaam se eid
gaah road gaya tha ... waha maine ruby ko masjid me jate dekha ... jab mai bhi
uske peeche waha gaya to dekha ruby namaz padh rahi hai ... mujhe zhatka to laga
.. per meri mohabbat ke aage sab bekar tha ... kya hua agar ruby muslim hai to ...
isse mere pyar per koi asar nahi padta ... balki wo har pal badhti ja rahi hai ...
mujhe ye bhi pata hai ki jab ruby ko ye sach pata chalega to wo mujhse nafrat
karne lagegi .. meri shakal tak nahi dekhna chahegi ... lekin abhi nahi ... abhi
mujhe uske saath jeena hai .. uski mohabbat ko apni ruh me basana hai ... fir chahe
wo mujhe choor kar chali jaye ... mai nahi rokunga ... jee lunga uski yaad me jaise
taise .... mushkil hoga per kosis karunga ... lekin plz use abhi mat batana ...

ye keh kar armaan nigar ke aage haath jod kar khada ho gaya ... uski aankho se
aanshu beh rahe the ... aur nigar chup chap uski baat sun rahi thi ... ab wo armaan
se kya kehti ... ki uski ruby ko bhi aaj hi uska sach pata chala ...

itna keh kar armaan waha se chala gaya ...

wahi park me jab ruby ko armaan ka sach pata chala to uski halat bhi kuch
armaan jaisi hi thi ...
wo bhi apna haath jode, aankho me aanshu liye .. dono se keh rahi thi ...
RUBY --- plz. aap dono se request hai ki armaan ko ye abhi pata nahi chalna
chahiye ki mai muslim hu ... wo hindu hai is baat ka pata mujhe pehle se hi tha ...
tab se jab roz bus stop per mai use dekha karti thi ... khud ko bahut samjhane ki
kosis ki per apne dil ko na samjha payi ... ho hi gayi usse mohabbat ... mujhe pata
hai ki sach pata chalne ke baad wo mujhe choor dega ... lekin tab tak mai apni
zindagi jee lena chahti hu ... kam se kam is baat ka sukun to rahega ki maine apne
pyar ke saath kuch waqt to gujara ... fir meri jaan bhi chali jaye to parwah nahi ...
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lekin plz. abhi use kuch nahi pata chalna chahiye ...

itna keh kar ruby bhi rote hue waha se chali jati hai .....
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update - 15

Ruby ke jate hi aadil nigar ko call karta hai ...

AADIL --- haa nigar .. baat hui armaan se ... kya kaha usne ...
NIGAR --- tum abhi mere paas aao .. aisi baat bataungi ki tum hill jaoge ...

AADIL --- theek hai mai abhi aata hu ...

itna keh kar aadil aur junaid dono nigar ke paas chale jate hai ...

AADIL --- batao kya baat hui armaan se ...

NIGAR --- armaan ko ruby ki sari sacchai pehle se hi pata thi ... tab se jab usne
ruby ko propose bhi nahi kiya tha ...

JUNAID --- kya keh rahi ho ... armaan ko pata hai ... lekin usne to kabhi hame
bataya nahi ...
NIGAR --- wo isliye .. ki wo nahi chahta ki ruby ko is baat ka pata chale ki wo hindu
hai ... warna ruby use choor degi ...

AADIL --- oh my god ... lekin ruby ko to armaan ka sach pata hai ... wo bhi kafi dino
pehle se ....

NIGAR --- iska matlab dono ek dusre ka sach jante hai ... lekin kabhi kisi per zahir
kyu nahi hone diya ...

JUNAID (mushkurate hue) --- apne pyar ko kahi kho na de ... is dar se dono chup
rahe .. yaar ye mohabbat cheej hi aisi hoti hai ...

AADIL --- to fir chalo . unki is galatfahmi ko bhi aaj hi khatam kar dete hai ...

itna keh kar aadil armaan ko call karta hai ...

ARMAAN --- abe kaha hai tu ... pura college dhund liya .. nahi tu kahi dikha aur na
hi junaid ...

AADIL --- yaar abhi hum log pahuche nahi hai ... bas abhi nikal hi rahe hai ..
ARMAAN --- tab tak to teri class miss ho jayegi ...
AADIL --- class ko maar goli .. tu canteen me ruk hum abhi aate hai ... kuch baat
karni hai ...

itna keh kar aadil ne call cut kar di ... aur college ke liye nikal pade ...
wahi nigar ne ruby ko call kiya .. to pata chala ki wo apne ghar me hai .. college
gayi nahi ... to nigar bhi ruby ke ghar ke liye nikal jati hai ...

college pahuc kar aadil aur junaid dono seedhe canteen me chale jate hai ... jaha
armaan pehle se hi unka wait kar raha tha ...
dono uske paas jakar baith jate hai ...
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ARMAAN --- tum dono pagal ho kya ... salo na khud padhte ho aur na mujhe
padhne dete ho ...

JUNAID --- sale tune bataya nahi ki ruby muslim hai ...

direct junaid ke muh se ye baat sunkar armaan shocked reh jata hai ...
ARMAAN --- tum dono ko ye baat kaha se pata chali ...
AADIL --- kaise pata chali .. kaha se pata chali wo sab choor ... aur ye bata ki tune
hame kyu nahi bataya ... kya ab tu hame is layak bhi nahi samajhta ki apne dil ki
baat bata sake ... bas itni si thi hamari dosti ...

tabhi junaid khada ho gaya ..

JUNAID --- sale .. badi aachi dosti nibhai tune ... dil tod diya aaj tune mera ... ek
ladki ke liye tune apni barso purani dosti ko bhi bhula diya ... isse aacha to tune
hame maar hi diya hota ...
ARMAAN --- abe nautanki ... ab ye zyada ho raha hai ...

junaid ne aadil ki taraf dekh kar kaha ..

JUNAID --- abe zyada ho gaya kya ..
aadil ne haa me sir hila diya ...
JUNAID --- oh .. sorry ..
ye keh kar junaid fir se baith gaya ...

ARMAAN --- yaar mai tum dono ko is bare me batane hi wala tha ... lekin samajh
me nahi aa raha thi ki kaise kahu ... lekin mere kehne se pehle hi tum dono ko pata
chal gaya ... pata nahi sala kon kamina hai .. jisne tumhe ye sab bata diya ...

AADIL --- oye .. khabardar .. jo hamari bhabhi ko kamina kaha ...

ye sunkar to armaan pura hill gaya ...

wahi nigar ruby se milne uske ghar jati hai .. us waqt ruby apne room me hi thi ...
wo bhi wahi chali jati hai ...

NIGAR -- tu aaj college kyu nahi gai ..

RUBY --- yaar mood theek nahi tha ...
NIGAR --- kyu kya hua ... armaan hindu hai isliye ...

ye sunkar ruby chook jati hai ...

RUBY --- ye kya keh rahi hai tu ... matlab ye baat tujhe kaise pata chali ...

NIGAR --- armaan ne ... kyuki tu to kuch batane se rahi ...

armaan ka naam sunte hi .. ruby bhi puri hill gayi ...

RUBY --- kya kaha tune ... armaan ne bataya tujhe ... per tu usse mili kab ...

fir nigar ne kal aadil se hui baat se lekar aaj armaan tak ki sari baat ruby ko batai
chali gai .. yaha tak ki armaan janta hai ki ruby muslim hai ...
ye sunkar ruby ke pairo ke neeche se zameen hi khisak gayi ...aur uski aankho me
aanshu aa gaye ...
RUBY --- iska matlab armaan ko pata chal gaya ki mai muslim hu .. ye theek nahi
hua ... ab wo mujhse dur ho jayega ... kaise jeeungi uske bagair ...
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NIGAR --- kisne kaha ki wo tujhse dur chala jayega ... agar use dur jana hi hota to
wo tujhse pyar kabhi nahi karta ... use to pehle se hi pata tha tu muslim hai .. lekin
fir bhi usne tujhse pyar kiya ... wo in jaat paat ko nahi manta ... wo sirf tujhe
chahta hai ... bahut pyar karta hai tujhse ... kahi wo tujhe kho na de sirf isi dar se
usne kabhi zahir nahi hone diya ki wo hindu hai ...
RUBY --- tu sach keh rahi hai na .. armaan mujhe abhi bhi chahta hai ... wo mujhse
kabhi dur nahi jayega ...

NIGAR --- haa meri jaan .. wo kabhi bhi tujhe choor kar nahi jayega ...
ye sunte hi ruby ne kas ke nigar ko apne gale laga liya ...

wahi aadil ne jab armaan ko sari baat batai to armaan bahut hi pareshan ho utha
...

ARMAAN --- salo .. kisne kaha tha ruby se baat karne ke liye .. ab wo mujhe choor
degi ... kya mila aisa karke ...
AADIL --- oye .. agar use tumhe choorna hota to kab ka choor deti ... wo ye baat
bahut pehle se janti hai ... ye sab janne ke baad bhi usne tujhse pyar kiya ... uske
liye is duniya me sabse badhkar tu hai ... kahi tujhe kho na de is dar se usne ye baat
tujhse chupaye rakkha ..

ye sunkar armaan ki aankho me chamak aa gai ..

ARMAAN --- tu sach keh raha hai .. wo mujhe kabhi bhi choor kar nahi jayegi ...
JUNAID --- haa ye sach hai ... ek to madad karo aur upar se gali bhi suno ...

ARMAAN --- sorry yaar ... wo mai bahut tension me aa gaya tha ...

itna keh kar armaan ne dono ko gale laga liya ...

wahi ruby ke ghar me ek gadbad ho gai ... jab nigar ruby ke room me gai thi to wo
darwaja band karna bhool gai ...
aur iska natija ye hua ki un dono ki sari baat ruby ki badi bhabhi ne sun liya..........
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update - 16

nigar ke muh se sach sunte hi ruby khusi se zhoom uthi ...

ab uske dil se sara bozh hi utar chuka tha ... ab use koi dar nahi tha armaan ko
khone ka ...

nigar ke jate hi uski badi bhabhi jeenat room me aayi ... ruby use dekh kar khusi se
usse lipat gayi ...
RUBY --- bhabhi ... bhabhi ... aaj mai bahut khus hu ... aaj mere dil ka sara dar
khatam ho gaya bhabhi ... aaj mujhe khul ke nachne ka man kar raha hai ...

itna keh kar ruby jeenat ka haath pakad kar nachne lagi ... lekin jeenat ne apna
haath zhatak diya ...

JEENAT (gusse se) --- tu ye theek nahi kar rahi hai ruby ...
RUBY --- kya hua bhabhi ... maine kya kiya ...
JEENAT --- mai armaan ki baat kar rahi hu ... bhool ja use ... ye hi tere liye aacha
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hoga ...

ye sunkar ruby chook gai ..

RUBY --- per bhabhi ... aap to janti hai .. mai usse pyar karti hu ... aur aap bhi
hamare is rishte se khus thi ... fir aachanak kya hua aapko ...

JEENAT --- haa mai khus thi ... aur ye bhi chahti thi ki tum dono ek ho jaao ... per
asliyat janne ke baad ki armaan hindu hai ... mai aisa hargij nahi chahungi ...

RUBY --- aisa mat bolo bhabhi ... mai bahut chahti hu use .. meri jaan hai wo
bhabhi ... kya hua agar wo hindu hai to ... pyar majhab dekh kar nahi hota ... wo to
bas ho jata hai ... mai uske bina mar jaungi bhabhi ... plz. use mujhse alag mat karo
...

ye keh kar ruby foot -2 kar rone lagi ...

JEENAT --- pagal mat ban ruby ... aise pyar ka koi bhawishya nahi hota .. jise
samaj ki manjoori na mile ... agar ye baat tere abbu aur bhaiyo ko pata chali to wo
maar dalenge tujhe ...
maine teri har zidd puri ki .. tune jo kaha maine kiya ... per mai teri ye zidd kabhi
nahi maan sakti ... jin aankho ne tujhe bada hote dekha hai .. wo aankhe tujhe
marta hua nahi dekh sakti ...
RUBY (rote hue) --- uske bina bhi mai nahi jee paungi bhabhi .. mar jaungi ...

JEENAT (gusse se) --- theek hai tujhe marne ka itna hi shook hai to tu mar .. lekin
usse pehle tu mera gala daba de ... kyuki mai to tujhe marta hua dekh nahi sakti ...
isse aacha hoga ki tujh se pehle mai hi apni jaan de du ...

RUBY --- bhabhi aap ye kaisi baat kar rahi ho ... maine aapko apni maa mana hai ..
aur ek beti apni maa ki jaan kaise le sakti hai ...

ye sunkar jeenat ki aankho se bhi aanshu behne lage ..

JEENAT --- to kya ek maa apne beti ko is tarah marte hue dekh sakti hai kya ... meri
bacchi jo mai keh rahi hu tum dono ke bhale ke liye keh rahi hu ... agar kisi ko bhi
is baat ki zara si bhi bhanak lagi to sabse pehle wo log use jaan se maar denge ...
kya tu chahti hai ki armaan mar jaye ...

ruby ne turant apna haath jeenat ke muh per rakh diya ..

RUBY --- nahi bhabhi .. khuda ke liye aisi baat mat bolo ... jiski lambi umar ki mai
har waqt dua mangti hu ... use hi meri wajah se kuch ho jaye .. ye mai seh nahi
paungi ...

JEENAT --- isiliye to mai tujhse keh rahi hu .. ki abhi bhi waqt hai ... sambhal ja ...
warna kahi der na ho jaye ... bhool ja use ... hindu aur musalman kabhi bhi ek nahi
ho sakte ... duniya wale tum dono ko kabhi bhi ek nahi hone denge ... maar denge
tujhe aur use bhi ... apne liye na sahi per armaan ke liye tujhe ye karna hi padega
...

RUBY --- armaan ki zindagi ke liye agar mujhe usse dur bhi jana pade to mai chali
jaungi ... per use kuch nahi hone dungi ... mai use bhool jaungi bhabhi ...

ruby ki baat sunkar jeenat uske maathe per ek kiss kar ke waha se chali jati hai ...
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aur uske jate hi ruby foot -2 rone lagti hai ...

wahi armaan ruby ko call karta hai ... per ruby call nahi uthati ... armaan baar -2
try karta hai .. per ruby jaan bujh kar call nahi uthati ...
armaan bahut pareshan ho utha .. fir usne nigar ko call kiya ..

NIGAR --- haa armaan bolo ..

ARMAAN -- nigar .. ye ruby ko kya hua ... wo mera call kyu nahi utha rahi hai ...
NIGAR --- wo to mujhe nahi pata .. ho sakta hai ghar me sab log ho .. jis wajah se
call nahi utha rahi hai ..

ARMAAN --- haa ho sakta hai ... shayad baad me call back kare ...

ye keh kar armaan call cut kar deta hai ...

aise hi pura din beet gaya .. per ruby ne na to call uthaya aur na call back kiya ....

bechara armaan sari raat jaagta raha is ummed se ki ruby call karegi ... per ruby
ne call nahi kiya ...
agle din armaan bus stop ke paas khada raha .. per fir bhi use ruby nahi dikhi ...
uske college me jake pata kiya to pata chala ki aaj ruby college aayi hi nahi hai ...

armaan aur bhi pareshan ho gaya ... use kuch samajh me nahi aa raha tha ki wo
kare to kya kare ... kaise pata kare ruby ke bare me .... usne fir se nigar ko call kiya
...

ARMAAN --- nigar ... kal se ruby call nahi utha rahi hai ... aur aaj wo college bhi
nahi aayi ... wo theek to hai na ...
NIGAR --- armaan tum shaam ko mujhe park me milo ... tab tak mai pata karti hu
ruby ke bare me ..... waise wo mera call bhi nahi utha rahi hai ....

ARMAAN --- pata nahi kya hua use ... mera dil bahut ghabra raha hai ... kahi kuch
anhoni to nahi hui na ...

NIGAR --- tum tension mat lo ... shaam ko milo ... theek hai ... aisa kuch nahi hua
hoga ...

itna keh kar nigar call cut kar deti hai ....

jaise taise shaam hui ... aur armaan nikal pada nigar se milne ...

lekin us shaam kuch aisa hua ... jiski umeed shayad kisi ko nahi thi ....
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update - 17

Armaan park pahucha .. aur nigar ke paas chala gaya ...

nigar bahut hi tension me dikh rahi thi ...

ARMAAN --- kya hua nigar .. kuch pata chala ruby ka ... kaha hai wo. . kaisi hai wo
... mera phone kyu nahi utha rahi hai ... wo theek to hai na ...

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nigar udas man se kehti hai ..

NIGAR --- wo ab tumse baat nahi karna chahti hai armaan ... tumse koi matlab
nahi rakhna chahti .. usne tumse apne sare riste tod liye hai ... wo ab tumhe
bhoolna chahti hai ...

ye sunkar armaan ke upar to jaise aasman hi fat pada ...

ARMAAN --- mujhe bhoolna chahti hai wo ... magar kyu ... mai hindu hu isliye ...
per ye to wo pehle se janti thi ... fir maine aisi kya galti kar di ...

NIGAR --- wo to mujhe bhi nahi pata ... usne bas itna hi kaha hai mujhse ...
ye keh kar nigar rone lagi ...

ARMAAN --- tum ro kyu rahi ho .. kahi tum mujhse kuch chupa to nahi rahi ... iske
peeche koi aur baat to nahi hai .. batao mujhe ..

NIGAR --- nahi armaan .. aur kuch bhi nahi hai ...
ARMAAN --- nahi ... tumhari aankhe tumhara saath nahi de rahi hai ... jaroor koi
baat hai .. plz. nigar batao mujhe .. meri ruby kabhi aisa nahi keh sakti ... plz batao
...

armaan ki halat dekh nigar us per thoda sa chillate hue kehti hai ..

NIGAR --- sach janna chahte ho na tum ... sun paoge sach ... himmat hai ... to suno
... sach to ye hai .. ki ruby ka man tumse bhar gaya hai ... wo tumhare saath maza
karna chahti thi ... per tum usse sacchi mohabbt kar baithoge ye use nahi socha tha
... wo to na jane kitno ko choor chuki hai ... uska dil jis se bhar jata hai wo use
choor kar kisi aur ko pakad leti hai ... mardo se khelna uski aadat hai ... aur tum
bhi uska shikar ban gaye ...

nigar ki baat sunkar armaan ko viswaas nahi hua ...

ARMAAN --- nahi ... tum zhoot bol rahi ho ... ruby aisi nahi hai ... wo mujhse pyar
karti hai .. wo kabhi bhi mere saath aisa nahi kar sakti ... tum zhoot bol rahi ho .....

NIGAR --- mai zhoot nahi bol rahi hu armaan .... mai bhala apne friend ke bare me
itna ganda kaise bol sakti hu ... tum khud socho armaan .. agar wo seedhi saadhi
ladki hoti to kya us din beech raah tumhare gaalo me kiss karti ...

nigar ke itna kehte hi armaan ki aankho ke samne wo drishya aa gaya jab ruby ne
beech rashte uske gaal per kiss kiya tha ... fir use wo bhi yaad aaya jab ruby ne isi
park me ped ke peeche uske hoontho per kiss kiya ... jabki armaan kiss nahi karna
cahta tha ..
ab use nigar ki baat kuch had tak sahi lagne lagi thi ...
ARMAAN --- agar ruby aisi thi to tumne ye baat mujhe pehle kyu nahi batai ...

NIGAR --- mai to tumhe bahut pehle bata dena chahti thi .. lekin ruby ne mujhe
dhamki de rakkhi thi ki agar maine kuch bhi bataya to wo mujhe barbad kar degi
... us maulvi ke saath mil kar ...

maulvi ka naam sunte hi armaan gusse se bol utha ..

ARMAAN --- maulvi ... kya ruby us maulvi se mili hui hai ...
NIGAR --- wo kya uska pura pariwar maulvi ke chamche hai ..
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ARMAAN --- iska matlab kal jo kuch bhi usne aadil se kaha wo sab dhong tha ...
uska pyar .. uske wade .. sab dikhawa tha ... dhokha diya usne mujhe ...
kyu kiya tumne mere saath aisa ruby ... kyu ...

armaan bilkul tut gaya tha ... aur nigar is bahane armaan ko gale laga kar use
dilasa dene lagi ...

armaan ko bhi us waqt kisi sahare ki jarurat thi ... aakhir uske dil ko ek gehri
choot lagi thi ... to armaan ne bhi nigar ko apni baaho me bhar liya ....

per ye sahara uske liye kuch hi der ke liye tha .. ki tabhi nigar bol padi ..
NIGAR --- ye kya kar rahe ho armaan .. choro mujhe ...
ye kehti hui nigar zhatke se usse alag ho gai ...
NIGAR --- armaan .. bhoolo mat mai tumhare dost ki amanat hu ... aur mai usse
bahut pyar karti hu ... tum is tarah mujhe nahi chu sakte ...

armaan ko laga ki is tarah uske gale lagna shayad use aacha na laga ho ...

ARMAAN --- sorry nigar .. galti se ye ho gaya ..

uska itna kehna tha ki nahi aadil peeche se bol pada ...
AADIL --- waah mere dost ... badi aachi dosti nibhai tune ... apne hi dost ki gf per
buri nazar rakhte .. tujhe sharam nahi aayi ...

ARMAAN --- yaar to galat samajh raha hai ...

isse aage armaan kuch kehta aadil use rokte hue fir bol pada ...
AADIL --- pagal nahi hu mai ... aur na hi andha hu ... jo mujhe kuch samajh me nahi
aayega ... yaar dil tod diya tune mera ... tere liye sab se ladta raha .. lekin tune hi
meri peeth per chura ghonpa ... itne salo ki dosti ka ye hi sila diya .... tu to janta tha
na .. ki mai isse kitna pyar karta hu ... fir bhi tune iske saath badtamiji ki ...

ARMAAN --- bhai .. meri baat to sun ...

AADIL (gusse se) --- bhai mat bol mujhe ... aaj se maine tere saath apna har rishta
khatam kar diya .. kamine tu bhi bilkul ruby ki tarah ban gaya ... ek chuti to dusri
pakad li ... aur to aur wo bhi apne dost ki gf ko ...
nigar ne mujhe pehle hi phone per bata diya tha ruby ke bare me ... aur maine hi
usse kaha tha ki tujh se milkar sari baat bata de ... per tu to usi per gandi nazar
dalne laga ... tujhse aisi umeed nahi thi ...

itna keh kar aadil nigar ka haath pakad kar waha se jane laga .. lekin armaan ne
uska haath pakad kar kaha ...

ARMAAN (rote hue) --- aisa mat bol bhai ... ruby to mujhe choor kar chali gai ... ab
agar tu bhi mujhe choor dega to mai kaise jee paunga ... bahi mat jaa mujhe choor
kar ..

aadil palta aur ek zhatke me apna haath chuda kar armaan ke gaal per ek thappad
maar diya ...

AADIL --- sach kehte the sab ki tu bharoshe ke layak nahi hai .. per mai nahi manta
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tha ... lekin aaj jo tune kiya hai .. usse tujh per se mera sara bharosa uth gaya hai
... ab tu mare ya jeeye .. mujhe koi farak nahi padega ...

itna keh kar aadil nigar ka haath pakad kar waha se chala gaya ...

aur bechara armaan aankho me aanshu liye unhe jate hue dekhta raha ....

raat ke 8 baje .. maulvi ke ghar per ....

naqab se apna chahra dhake ek ladki ... sabki nazar se bachti hui maulvi ke samne
khadi thi ... us waqt siway maulvi aur uske kuch khaas aadmi ke alawa waha koi
nahi tha ...
ladki ne jab apna naqab hataya to maulvi ke chahre per mushkurahat aa gai ...

dosto wo koi aur nahi balki nigar thi ....

MAULVI --- aao nigar ... kaho .. kaam pura hua ...
NIGAR --- jee maulvi sahab ... armaan ko ruby ke khilaf aisa bhadkaya hai .. ki ab
to wo usse sirf nafrat karega ... aur aadil ko bhi usse dur kar diya ... ab to aadil
uski shakal tak dekhna pasand nahi karega ...

MAULVI --- waah ... kamal kar diya tumne ...

NIGAR --- ye sab to aapka hi plan tha ... maine to bas us per amal kiya hai ... aapke
hi kehne per maine ruby ke room ka gate khula rakkha ... aur jab uski bhabhi aayi
to armaan ke hindu hone ki baat kahi ... agar ye na hua hota to aage ka plan bhi
pura nahi hota ....

MAULVI --- teer bilkul sahi samay per nishane per laga ... armaan aur ruby bhi
alag ho gaye aur aadil ko bhi usse alag kar diya ...
ab to use hamare paas aana hi padega ...

NIGAR --- maulvi sahab ... ek request hai aapse ... ki plz aadil ke saath kuch mat
karna ... use ek baar maaf kar digiye ... wo khud aapse maafi mangega ... mai
wada karti hu ....

MAULVI --- lagta hai tumhe usse mohabbat ho gayi hai ... chalo kar dunga use
maaf ... tumne mera itna bada kaam kiya .. to iska inaam to tumhe milna hi
chahiye ...

maulvi ki baat sunkar nigar khus hokar waha se chali gai .....
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update - 18

Nigar ke jane ke baad maulvi swami ko call karta hai ..

MAULVI --- swami ji .. ek khus khabri hai ... armaan se aadil aur ruby dono ko alag
kar diya ... ab kal junaid ki bari hai .. use bhi agal kar dunga ....

SWAMI --- ye aapne kya kiya maulvi sahab .. maine kaha tha ki unki dosti me
darar aani chahiye alag nahi karna hai ... unki madad se mujhe us armaan se apni
beizzati ka badla lena hai ... us harami ne mujhe galiya di thi .. meri izzat uchali thi
... iski saza to use mil kar rahegi ....
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MAULVI --- aap karna kya chahte hai ...

SWAMI ---- jaan se marna chahta hu us kamine ko ... jab tak mai uski laas nahi
dekh leta .. mujhe shanti nahi milegi ...

MAULVI --- per ye hoga kaise ...

SWAMI --- aaj nahi to kal armaan ruby ko mana hi lega ... aakhir wo ladki pyar jo
karti hai usse ... fir dono apne pyar ko anjaam dene ke liye ghar se jaroor
bhagenge ... kyuki wo aachi tarah se jante hai ki yaha rehte hue wo kabhi bhi ek
nahi ho payenge ...
ghar se bhagne me sabse bade madadgaar shabit hote hai unke dost ... ab agar
aadil aur junaid armaan se agal ho gaye to fir hame kabhi bhi pata nahi chal
payega ki wo dono bhaag kar gaye kaha ... isliye mai keh raha hi ki aadil aur
junaid ko apni taraf milao ... aur unhe fir se armaan se dosti karne ka natak karne
ko kaho ... jab armaan aur ruby fir se ek honge jab ye dono unhe bhagne ki salah
denge ... jab wo raji ho jayenge ... to wo dono hi unhe hamari batai jagah per bhej
denge ... fir hum hindu muslim ki duhai dekar sabhi logo ko bhadka denge ... jisse
unke apne hi unka khoon kar denge ... isse mera badla bhi pura ho jayega aur koi
ham per saq bhi nahi karega ....

MAULVI --- waah swami ji ... waah ... kya idea hai ... dono ki maut se logo ko aisa
sabak milega ki wo fir kabhi apni biradri ke bahar na to kisi se dosti karenge aur
na hi mohabbat ..... theek hai swami ji .. jaisa aap keh rahe hai waisa hi hoga ....
kal nigar aadil ko mere paas layegi ... mai use armaan ke khilaf aur bhadka dunga
... jisse wo khud uska sabse bada dusman ban jayega ... fir wo wahi karega jo ham
kahenge ....

thodi der aur baat karke maulvi call cut kar deta hai ...

tabhi kaadir (maulvi ka khaas aadmi) kehta hai ..

KAADIR --- ye kya maulvi shahab ... aap us aadil ko itni zaldi maaf kar denge ...
bhool gaye kya us din usne aapke logo ke samne aapki kitni beizzati ki thi ...

MAULVI --- mai kuch nahi bhoola kaadir ... aur kisne kaha ki maine use maaf kar
diya ... usne mere logo ke samne meri beizzati ki hai ... sabak to use sikhana hi
padega .... per abhi nahi ... waqt aane per ... pehle usse hum apna kaam nikalwa le
... fir uska number hai ....

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update - 19

NEXT DAY ...

wade ke mutabik .. nigar aadil ko maulvi ke paas le kar aayi ...

aadil ko dekh kar maulvi gusse se pagal ho raha tha ... per jaise taise usne apna
gussa dabaye rakkha .... aur ek zhuti mushkaan chahre per liye bola ...

MAULVI --- aao aadil beta .. hum tumhara hi intejar kar rahe the ..

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aadil maulvi ke paas jake uske pairo per gir gaya .. aur bola ...

AADIL --- hame maaf kar digiye maulvi sahab ... anjane me hamse bahut badi galti
ho gayi ... mai nasamajh ye jaan hi nahi paya ki kon apna hai aur kon paraya ... ek
kamine insaan ke liye maine aap jaise ek nek dil farishtye ko bura bhala kaha ..
aapka dil dukhaya ... paap kiya hai maine ... iske liye to shayad allah bhi mujhe
maaf nahi karega ...
aaj mai apne sare gunah kabool karta hu maulvi sahab ... aap chahe mujhe jo bhi
saza de mai has kar kabool kar lunga ... bas aap mujhe maaf kar de ...

apni tareef sunkar maulvi khus ho gaya ... aur aadil ko utha kar apne gale laga
liya ... aur bola ..

AADIL --- der se hi sahi .. per tumhari aankh to khuli ... maine to pehle hi kaha tha
ki tumhara dost bharoshe ke layak nahi hai .. lekin us waqt tumne meri baat suni
nahi ... aur uska natija tum ab bhugat rahe ho ... nigar ne bataya mujhe kaise usne
iske upar buri nazar dali ... ye sunkar hi mera to khoon hi khool utha ... man me
aaya ki jaan le lu us kamine ka ... per hum aisa nahi kar sakte ... kyuki jaan lena na
lena upar wale ka kaam hai .. wo hi use is ghinone kaam ki saza dega ...

tabhi aadil gusse se bol utha ..

AADIL --- nahi maulvi sahab ... upar wala nahi .. use saza mai dunga ... use jaan se
maar dunga mai ... uski himmat kaise hui meri nigar ko haath lagane ki ...

MAULVI --- pagal mat bano aadil ... hosh se kaam lo ... mai tumhari dil ki halat
samajh sakta hu ... lekin gusse me tum kahi aisa kaam mat kar dena jisse baad me
tumhe hi pachtana pade ...
AADIL --- nahi maulvi sahab .. chahe kuch bhi ho ... mai us kamine ko zinda nahi
chodunga ... bhale uske baad mujhe jel hi kyu na jana pade ..

MAULVI -- to fir nigar ka kya hoga aadil ... aur tumhari ammi .. unka kya ... wo seh
payegi ... kuch saalo pehle wo apne sohar ko kho chuki hai ... ab agar tum bhi unse
dur chale jaoge to kya wo jee payegi ...

ye sunkar aadil ki aankhe chalak uthi ...

AADIL --- to fir aap hi bataye kya karu mai ... is waqt mere seene me aag jal rahi
hai ... aur ye tabhi bujhegi jab wo kamina armaan mar nahi jata ... lekin ye bhi
sach hai ki ammi aur nigar dono hi meri jaan hai ... unhe kuch ho jaye ye bhi mujhe
manjoor nahi hai ...

maulvi mushkura kar kehta hai ...

MAULVI --- ek rashta hai .. jisse tumhara badla bhi pura ho jayega aur tum per koi
aanch bhi nahi aayegi ...

ye sunkar aadil ki aankho me chamak aa gai ...

AADIL --- kon sa rashta .. bataiye mujhe ...
MAULVI -- sabse pehle to tum us armaan se fir se dosti karo ...

AADIL (gusse se) --- nahi ye kabhi nahi ho sakta ... ek to mai use jaan se marna
chahta hu aur aap hai ki mujhe usse fir se dosti karne ko keh rahe hai ...
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MAULVI --- pehle meri puri baat suno ... tum usse dosti to karoge ... per sirf
dikhawe ke liye ....

fir maulvi aadil ko apna pura plan samjha deta hai ... jise sun kar aadil bahut hi
khus ho jata hai ...
AADIL -- bahut aacha plan hai ... lekin ek problem hai ... junaid ... wo abhi bhi
armaan ko apna dost manta hai ... aur wo aisa hargiz nahi hone dega ...

MAULVI --- uska rashta bhi hai hamare paas ... hum junaid ko bhi apni taraf mila
lenge ...
AADIL --- per kaise ...

fir maulvi aadil ko ek aur plan samjhata hai .. jise sun kar aadil chook jata hai ..
AADIL --- nahi -2 maulvi sahab ... hum aisa nahi kar sakte ... ye galat hoga ...
MAULVI --- agar armaan ki jaan leni hai to ye karna hi padega ... aur waise bhi ye
sab ham karenge ... tumhe to baad me jakar use bhadkana hai bas ...

thodi der sochne ke baad aadil haa kar deta hai ...
maulvi khus hokar aadil ko gale laga leta hai ..

wahi junaid ke ghar me ...

junaid ka bhara pura pariwar tha ... ammi, abbu, aur ek choti bahan jo abhi 12th
me padhti hai ... ghar ki halat bhi aachi hai .. abbu sarkari naukari karte hai ... aur
ammi ek simple si housewife hai ... kulmilakar bahut hi hasi khusi pariwar hai
uska ...

aaj junaid college nahi gaya tha ...wo aadil aur armaan ke beech hue hadse ko
lekar bahut pareshan tha .. use samajh nahi aa raha tha ki dono me sahi hai kon ...
aur wo kiski side le ... armaan aur aadil dono uske bahut purane aur aache dost
hai ... agar wo kisi ek ki side leta hai to dusra naraz ho jayega ... aur wo dono me se
kisi ko naraz nahi karna chahta ... kulmilakar wo dharam sankat me fas gaya tha
...

abhi wo hall me baith ye sab soch hi raha tha ki tabhi uski bahan ' nadia ' bahar se
rote hue aayi ...
jise dekh kar junaid bhaag kar uske paas gaya ...

JUNAID --- kya hua nadia ... tu ro kyu rahi hai ...

per nadia ke gale se koi aawaj nahi nikalti ... bas zor -2 se roti rehti hai ... uska
rona sunkar uski ammi jo kitchen me thi bhaag kar waha aati hai ..
AMMI --- are meri bacchi .. kya hua tujhe .. tu ro kyu rahi hai ...

nadia apni ammi ko apne paas pakar unse lipat jati hai .. aur foot -2 kar roti rehti
hai ...
JUNAID --- are kuch bolegi bhi .. kya hua ... kyu ro rahi hai ...

nadia sisakte hue boli ...

NADIA --- bhai ... jab mai coaching se padhka ghar aa rahi thi to rashte me kuch
logo ne mere saath badtamiji ki ... mujhe gande -2 comments marne lage ... jab
maine unki baato per koi dhyan nahi diya to unme se ek ne mera haath bhi pakda
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... aur mujhe gadi me kheenchne lage ... lekin tabhi waha aadil bhai apne kuch
dosto ke saath aage ... jinhe dekh kar wo sabhi gunde bhaag gaye .... aur mai
bhaag kar ghar chali aayi ...

ye sunkar ammi ke bhi aanshu nikal gaye ..

AMMI --- haay meri bacchi .. tu theek to hai na .. tujhe kahi choot to nahi lagi na ...

tabhi junaid gusse se chilla utha ...

JUNAID --- kon the wo log ... bata mujhe ... mai unki jaan le lunga ... salo ki himmat
kaise hui meri bahan ko chune ki ...

tabhi aadil waha aa jata hai ...

AADIL --- mai batata hu ... kon the wo log ...

junaid palat kar aadil ko dekhta hai aur bhaag kar uske paas jata hai ...
JUNAID --- kon the wo ... bata mujhe ... mai unhe chorunga nahi ...

AADIL --- aacha ... kya kar lega tu ... unhe police ke hawale karega ... ya unhe jaan
se marega ...
JUNAID --- unhe jaan se maar dunga ...
AADIL ---- kuch nahi kar payega tu ... akele unhe ladne jayega to khud mar jayega
... ye ghinona kaam un aawara hindu ladko ka hai ... jo har roj hamari bahu betiyo
ke saath badtamiji karte hai ... aur hum haath pe haath dhare baithe rehte hai ...
pata hai wo log aisa karne ki himmat kaise kar pate hai .. hamari wajah se ... kyuki
hamare ander ekta nahi hai ... tabhi to wo log jab jee me aaye hamare saath
badsaluki karte rehte hai ...
aaj agar hum ek ho jaye to kisi ki bhi mazal nahi hogi hamare ghar ki izzat per
aankh utha kar dekhne ki ....

junaid .. jo apni bahan ke saath hue is hadse se baukhalaya hua tha ... use aadil ki
sari baate sach lagne lagti hai ...
aadil use aur bhadkate hue kehta hai ...
AADIL --- kal armaan ne nigar ke saath badtamiji ki ... jiski wajah se maine use
bahut zaleel kiya ... ho sakta hai ki wo is baat ka badla tujhse le raha ho ... nadia ke
zariye ...

JUNAID --- per armaan aisa kyu karega ... wo to dost hai mera ...
AADIL --- dost to wo mera bhi tha ... fir bhi usne nigar ke saath badtamiji ki ...
isiliye mai keh raha hu ... us kamine ka koi bharosha nahi hai ... wo kisi bhi had tak
ja sakta hai ...

aadil ne apni baato ka aisa jaal buna ki junaid ko ab uski sari baat sahi lagne lagi
... aur use bhi armaan hi gunahgar lagne laga ...

JUNAID --- mai jaan se maar dunga armaan ko ... apne dost ke hi peeth per chura
ghonpa kamine ne ...

AADIL --- jaan se to use mai bhi marna chahta hu ... per aise nahi ... aur bhi buri
tarah se .. aur koi hum per saq bhi na kare ...
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JUNAID --- lekin kaise ...

fir aadil junaid ko maulvi ka pura plan samjhata hai .... jise sunkar junaid bhi khus
ho jata hai ...

JUNAID --- armaan ... ab to tu gaya kaam se .... hamari bahan ko chedne ka
anjaam bahut hi bhayanak hoga tere liye aur teri us mashuka ke liye ....
(DOSTO YE SARA PLAN MAULVI KA THA ..)
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update - 20

jaha ek taraf aadil aur junaid maulvi ke kahe anusar uske plan ko anjaam dene ki
baat kar rahe the ...
wahi dusri taraf armaan in sab se bekhabar .. apne room me baitha .. apni kismat
per ro raha tha ...

ARMAAN (man me) --- ye mere saath hi kyu hua .... kis galti ki saza mil rahi hai
mujhe ... zindagi me pehli baar kisi ko chaha ... kisi ko apne dil me basaya ... aur
usi ne mere dil ke tukde kar diye ... jiske saath jeene ki chahat thi ... usi ne mujhe
marne ke liye choor diya ...
ruby .... aakhir kyu kiya mere saath aisa .. kya gunah tha mera ... mera pyar ..
meri sacchi mohabbat ko tumne pal bhar me tabaah kar diya ...
kyu aayi tum meri zindagi me ... kitna khus tha mai ... har waqt apne dosto ke
saath masti karta tha ... sab ke saath har pal ke maze leta tha ...
lekin ab .. ab to jaise zindagi bemaloom hi ho gayi hai ... mera dost ... jo mere har
gum me har khusi me ... zindagi ke har utaar chadhaw me mere saath rehta tha ...
aaj wo bhi mujhe dur ho gaya ...
sab tumhari wajah se hua hai ruby ... na tum kabhi meri life me aati ... aur na mai
khud ko is kadar akela mehsus karta ... meri hasti khelti khusiyo se bhari zindagi
tumne veeran kar di ... aakhir kyu ... kyu kiya aisa ...
nahi ruby ... iska jawab to tumhe dena hi padega ...

ye keh kar armaan ghar se nikal gaya .. aur seedha pahuc gaya ruby ke college ...
lekin ruby use kahi nahi mili ... uski saheliyo se puchne per pata chala ki wo kuch
dino se college aa hi nahi rahi hai ...

ARMAAN (man me) --- aakhir kab tak tum mujhse chupti firogi ruby ... aaj nahi to
kal tumhe mere samne aana hi padega ... aur mere sawal ka jawab dena hi padega
...

isi tarah do din aur beet gaye ... armaan har roj subah ruby ke college ke bahar
khada rehta ... aur tab tak rehta jab tak college ki chutti na ho jati ... lekin fir bhi
use ruby nahi mili ... jab ek ek karke sare students chale jate ... to wo bhi bujhe man
se apne ghar chala jata ....

in kuch hi dino me armaan sabhi se bilkul kat sa gaya tha ... use na apne ghar walo
ki fikar thi .. aur na khud ki ... use to is baat ka bhi hosh nahi tha ki pichle kuch
dino se junaid ne na use koi call kiya aur na hi mila ... use is waqt bas ek ki hi
talash thi ... aur wo thi ruby ....
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wahi ruby ki halat bhi theek nahi thi ... har waqt apne room me baithi bas roti rehti
thi ... apne pyar se dur hone ka dard jitna armaan ko tha ... usse kahi zyada ruby
us dard ko mehsus kar rahi thi ...
ruby ki halat jeenat se chupi nahi thi ...
abhi ruby apne room me baithi aanshu baha rahi thi ki tabhi jeenat waha aayi aur
bade pyar se uske sir per haath ferte hue boli ...

JEENAT --- ruby ... kuy kar rahi hai tu aisa ... tujhe is halat me dekh kar kya hame
aacha lagta hai ... ab bas bhi kar beta .. aur laut aa apni zindagi me ... mujhe fir se
wahi hasti khelti hui ruby chahiye .. jo pehle hua karti thi ...

apni bhabhi ki baat sunkar ruby apni aanshu bhari aankho se use dekhti hui boli
...
RUBY ---- jiski zindagi hi ujad chuki ho ... wo bhala khus kaise reh sakti hai bhabhi
...
JEENAT --- aisi baate kyu kar rahi hai meri gudiya ... abhi teri zindagi theek se
suru hi kaha hui hai ... aur to khatam hone ki baat kar rahi hai ... lagta hai tu abhi
tak armaan ko bhooli nahi hai ... tune mujhse promise kiya tha .. ki tu armaan ko
bhool jayegi .. ab tu hi apna promise tod rahi hai ...

RUBY --- kya karu bhabhi ... use bhoolne ki bahut kosis kar rahi hu .. per har
gujarte pal ke saath mujhe uski yaad aur tadpati hai ... wo meri rag rag me sama
chuka hai bhabhi .. meri saanso me bas chuka hai ... agar mujhe use bhoolna hai to
mujhe apni saanse hamesha ke liye band karni hogi ...

JEENAT --- tu pagal ho gai hai kya ... jo aisi ulti seedhi baate kar rahi hai ..
khabardar jo fir kabhi aisi baate ki to ...

RUBY --- to fir aap hi bataiye mai kya karu ... mar nahi sakti .. kyuki aapko
promise kiya hai ... aur armaan ke bina mera jeena mushkil hai ... aise me mai kya
karu ...

JEENAT --- tu fir se college kyu nahi suru kar deti .. bahar niklegi to tere dil ko kuch
sukun milega ... aur armaan ko bhoolne me bhi madad mil jayegi ...

RUBY --- kya ye sab itna aasan hoga bhabhi ...

tabhi jeenat ne uska haath pakad kar apne sir per rakh liya aur boli ..
JEENAT --- bas ab aur kuch nahi sunna mujhe ... kal se tu college jayegi ... aur tujhe
meri kasam tu mara nahi karegi ...

ab bechari ruby keh bhi kya sakti thi ... usne apne aanshu ponche .. aur ek feeki si
mushkaan dekar haa me sir hila diya ....
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update - 21

next day ...

ruby beman se college ke liye nikalti hai ... man to nahi kar raha tha .. per kya kare
bhabhi ne apni kasam jo de rakkhi thi ...
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raste bhar bas ye hi dua maang rahi thi ki armaan na dikhe ... kyuki agar armaan
uske samne aa gaya ... to shayad wo khud ko nahi rok payegi .. aur uska apni
bhabhi se kiya promise tod baithegi ...

per shayad upar wale ko kuch aur hi manjoor tha ...

ruby jaise hi college parking me apni scooty khadi karke mudi ... to armaan uske
samne khada tha ...

dono khamosh the ... aur sirf ek dusre ki aankho me hi dekh rahe the ...
armaan ki aankho me ruby ko usse bichadne ka dard saaf nazar aa raha tha ...
man to kar raha tha ki abhi lipat jaye armaan se ... magar apni bhabhi se kiya hua
wada uske samne deewar banke khadi thi ..

usne zaldi se apni nazre zhuka li .. aur waha se jane lagi .. ki tabhi armaan bol
pada ...

ARMAAN ---- kyu kiya mere saath aisa ...

ye sunte hi ruby ke kadam ruk gaye ... per usne apni nazre nahi uthai ... pal bhar
kuch socha aur fir apne kadam badhane lagi ... lekin is baar armaan ne uska haath
pakad liya ...aur bola ...

ARMAAN --- kyu aayi meri zindagi me ... kyu ki meri zindagi tumne barbad ... kya
mila tumhe aisa karke ...

answer me ruby sirf itna hi boli ..

RUBY --- mera haath chodo armaan ...

ARMAAN (gusse se) -- pehle mere sawal ka jawab do ... kyu kiye mujhse zhute wade
.. kyu dikhaye wo haseen sapne ... zhute pyar ka dikhawa karke kyu khela mere
zajbaato ke saath .. jab mera dil hi todna tha to kyu mere dil me mohabbat jagai ...

ruby ne ek nazar charo taraf dali ... kafi students unhe hi dekh rahe the ... ruby ne
thoda tez bola ...
RUBY --- armaan ... maine kaha na .. haath chodo mera ...

ARMAAN -- mere sawal ka jawab diye bina .. mai tumhe yaha se jane nahi dunga
...

tabhi ruby ke kuch classmates waha aa gaye ..

PEHLA --- oye .. hamare hi college me aake hamari hi friend ko chedta hai ..
himmat kaise hui teri ...

DUSRA --- chal haath choor iska .. warna aacha nahi hoga ...

armaan ek nazar un logo per dalta hai ... lekin ruby ka haath nahi chorta ... wo fir
ruby se puchta hai ...

ARMAAN --- batao ruby .. kyu kiya mere saath aisa ... kya galti thi meri ...

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isse pehle ki ruby kuch kehti .. un students me se ek ne kaha ...

" hum batae hai .. tune kya galti ki hai "

itna kehte hi 7-8 ladko ne armaan ko pakad liya ... aur sab milkar armaan ko
marne hi wale the ki tabhi ruby beech me aa gayi ... aur sab ladko ko dhakka dekar
armaan se dur karti hui chillai ....

RUBY --- tum logo ki himmat kaise hui .. ise haath lagane ki ... ye hum dono ki
aapas ki baat hai .. tum sabko isme padne ki koi jarurat nahi hai ... ab kisi ne bhi
agar ise chua bhi .. to mujhse bura koi nahi hoga ... jaao tum sab yaha se ...

ruby ki baate sunkar sabhi waha se chale jate hai ... fir ruby palat kar armaan ki
taraf dekhti hai ... aur kehti hai ...

RUBY -- tum theek keh rahe ho .. maine kabhi tumse pyar nahi kiya ... mai sirf
tumhare saath khel rahi thi ... ab mera man tumse bhar gaya to maine tumko
choor diya ...
ab tumhe tumhara jawab mil gaya na .. ab plz jaao yaha se .. aur khuda ke liye fir
kabhi mujhse milne ki kosis mat karna ...

ruby ek saans me keh to gai ... lekin wo apna dard chupa na saki .. uska dard uski
aankho se behne laga tha ...
jise dekh armaan halka sa mushkuraya ... aur bola ...

ARMAAN --- haa ruby .. mujhe jawab mil gaya ... ab mujhe yakeen ho gaya hai ki
tum mujhe beintehan mohabbat karti ho ... tumhare lafz to zhute the .. per tumhari
aankho ne sara sach bayan kar diya ... mujhe ye to pata chal gaya ki tum mujhse
kitna pyar karti ho .. per ye nahi samajh me aaya ki tum aisa kar kyu rahi ho ...
aakhir wo kon si majburi hai jiske chalte tum mujhse dur bhagne ki kosis kar rahi
ho ... koi aisi baat to hai jise tum mujhse chupa rahi ho ... aur wo baat mai jaan ke
rahunga ... wo bhi aaj hi ....

itna keh kar armaan waha se jane lagta hai ... aur ruby apni bheegi aankho se use
jate hue dekhti rehti hai ....

kuch der tak ruby wahi khadi roti rahi ... fir apne aanshu ponch kar apni class me
chali gai ....

aadhe ghante baad ...

ruby apne class me baithi thi ... samne professor lecture de rahe the ... per ruby ka
dhyan waha nahi tha ... wo to apni gehri soch me dubi hui thi ...

uska dhyan tab tuta .. jab uska mobile vibrate hua ... usne dekha to paya armaan
ka msg hai ...
usne zaldi se us msg ko padhne lagi ...
"" ruby mai ye to jaan gaya ki tum mujhse kitna pyar karti ho .. per ye nahi jaan
paya ki aakhir wo kon si baat hai jis wajah se tum mujhse dur jane ki kosis kar
rahi ho ... sach kahu ruby mai kabhi nahi chahta tha ki tumhari aankho me aanshu
aaye ... lekin aaj meri hi wajah se tumhari aankho me aanshu aa gaye ... iske liye
mai khud ko kabhi bhi maaf nahi kar sakta .... tum agar ye hi chahti ho ki mai
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kabhi tumse na milu to aisa hi hoga ... mai fir kabhi tumse nahi milunga ... per ye
bhi sach hai ki mai tumse juda hokar jee nahi paunga ... isliye aaj mai khud ko
khatam kar dunga ... jiase hum dono ki takleef dur ho jayegi ... ruby mai usi park
me usi ped ke paas hu .. jaha kisi din tumne mujhe apna banaya tha ... aaj usi ped
ke neeche mai apni jaan dekar hamesha -2 ke liye tumse dur ja raha hu ... ruby jab
tak tum ye msg padhogi .. tab tak shayad mai jaa chuka honga ... lekin ruby plz
rona mat .. kyuki mai mar kar bhi hamesha tumhare saath hi rahunga ... mai
kabhi tumse juda nahi hounga ...
mai ja rahu ruby ... apna khayal rakhna ... ""

ye padhte hi ruby ke pairo ke neeche se zameen hi khisak gai ... apne pyar ko kho
dene ke dar se uska pura jism kanpne laga ... uski dil ke dhadkano ki raftaar bahut
badh gayi thi ...

wo apni chair se khadi hui ... bina professor ki parwah kiya bahar bhaag gai ...
sabhi hairat se ruby ko dekhte reh gaye ... per is waqt ruby ko kisi ki koi fikar nahi
thi ... wo abhi zald se zald armaan tak pahucna chahti thi ...
wo bhaag kar parking me gai aur apni scooty lekar full speed me chalakar park
pahuchi ....

wo itni dari hui aur itni zaldi me thi ki usse scooty ka stand bhi na lagaya gaya ...
wo scooty ko aise hi choor kar daudti hui park ke ander us ped ke paas pahuchi
jaha armaan ne bataya tha ...

per waha samne ka nazara dekh kar ruby ke paaw tham gaye ... uski aankho se
aanshuo ka sailaab foot pada ....
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update 22

Ruby jaise hi us ped ke paas pahuchi to dekha ki armaan apni dono baahe failaye ..
mushkurata hua usi ko dekh raha tha ...

ruby ke kadam wahi jam gaye .. aankho se aanshuo ki dhara beh nikli ...
armaan usi tarah khade reh kar kehta hai ..

ARMAAN --- mujhe pata tha. ki tum zaroor aaogi ...

ye sunte hi ruby bhaag ke armaan ki baaho me chali gai .. aur foot -2 kar rone lagi
...

RUBY --- bahut bure ho tum .. meri jaan hi nikaal di tumne .. aisa bhi koi karta hai
kya ..

armaan ne bhi use kas ke apni baaho me samet kar kaha ...
ARMAAN --- kya karu jaan .. karna pada .. taki sach khud tumhare muh se bahar
aa jaye ... yaar jab itna pyar karti ho .. to mujhse dur kyu gai ... kyu mere saath -2
khud ko bhi itni takleef di ... kya jarurat thi aisa karne ki ..

ruby sisakte hue boli ..

RUBY --- mai bahut dar gayi thi armaan .. apne rishte ko lekar .. hamare ghar wale
kabhi bhi hame ek nahi hone denge ... jab bhi unhe hamare bare me pata chalega to
na jane wo kya karenge ... mujhe apni koi tension nahi hai .. mera jo bhi ho mujhe
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farak nahi padta ... lekin mere ghar walo ne tumhe agar chua bhi .. to mai seh nahi
paungi ... isiliye maine tumse dur hone ka socha ... lekin reh nahi payi ... dekho
pagalo ki tarah bhagte hue aa gai tumhare paas ...

ARMAAN --- tum meri takat ho ruby ... jab tak tum mere saath ho .. mai puri
duniya se lad sakta hu ... agar tum hi mujhse dur chali gai .. to aise hi tadap kar
mar jaunga ... wada karo ruby chahe kuch bhi ho .. tum fir kabhi mujhe alag nahi
hogi ...

RUBY --- nahi armaan ... ab mujhe kisi ki bhi parwah nahi hai ... hamare pyar ka
chahe jo bhi anjaam ho ... hum jeeyenge to saath me .. marenge to saath me ....

ruby ka itna kehna tha ki .. tabhi peeche se aawaj aayi ...

"" aise kaise mar jaaoge ... hum tumhe marne denge tab na ""

dono palat kar dekhte hai .. samne aadil aur junaid dono khade the ... aadil ko dekh
armaan khus ho jata hai ...

ARMAAN --- aadil ... mere bhai .. tu yaha ..

AADIL --- kya karu yaar .. aana hi pada ... aakhir tujhse maafi jo mangni thi ..
ARMAAN --- maafi ... kis liye ..

AADIL --- mujhe pata chal gaya hai .. us din jo bhi hua usme teri koi galti nahi hai
... galat to wo halaat the ... us waqt koi bhi hota to wahi karta jo tune kiya tha ...
per maine tujhe hi doshi tehra diya ... lanat hai mujh per ... apne bhai jaise dost per
saq kiya maine ...

ye kah kar wo armaan ke samne ghutno ke bal baith gaua .. aur bola ..
AADIL --- armaan .. tujhe jo bhi saza deni hai de de .. mai haste -2 kabul kar lunga
... lekin plz ho sake to mujhe maaf kar de ..

armaan aage badh kar aadil ko khada karta hai .. aur use apne gale laga leta hai ..
ARMAAN --- pagal ho gaya kya .. dost hai tu mera .. tere liye kuch bhi kar jaunga ..
to kya teri thodi si narajgi nahi seh sakta ... tujhe mujhse maafi mangne ki koi
jarurat nahi .. wo baat to mai kab ka bhool chuka hu ... aur tu bhi bhool ja ...

AADIL --- iska matlab .. tujhe mujhse koi sikayat nahi hai ..

tabhi junaid bol pada ...

JUNAID --- haa mere baap .. ab kya wo likh kar dega ...

fir armaan bola ..

ARMAAN --- aaj mai bahut khus ho ... aaj mujhe mera pyar fir se mil gaya .. aur
mere dost bhi ...

ye kah kar armaan dono ko apne gale laga leta hai ....

kuch der baad teeno alag hote hai ..

JUNAID --- yaar armaan ..tu ruby ko lekar kahi aur chala ja ... yaha rehkar tum
dono kabhi ek nahi ho paaoge ...
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ARMAAN --- tu mujhe yaha se bhagne ke liye keh raha hai .. tu pagal hai kya ...
pyar kiya hai maine ... koi paap nahi kiya ... mai yahi rahunga .. agar jarurat padi
to apne ghar walo ke khilaaf khada ho jaunga ... lekin dar kar ye sahar nahi
chodunga ...

tabhi aadil bola ...

AADIL --- yaar junaid theek keh raha hai ... tu ruby ko lekar kisi aur sahar chala ja
.. kuch dino ke liye ... fir jab mahool thanda ho jayega wapas aa jana ... yaar wo
log tere apne hai ... kab tak naraz rahenge .. ek na ek din tum dono ko apna hi lenge
...

ARMAAN --- lekin mai jaau hi kyu .. maine faisla kar liya hai ... chahe hamara kuch
bhi ho .. koi hame apnaye ya na apnaye .. bhale hi hame jaan se kyu na maar de ...
magar hum ye sahar choor kar nahi jayenge ... aakhari saans tak ladte rahenge ...

JUNAID --- yaar tune to badi aasani se bol diya .. hame marne ka bhi koi dar nahi ..
per tune ek baar bhi apni maa ke bare me socha hai .. us bechari ka kya hoga .. jab
wo teri laas apni aankho se dekhegi ... wo to jeete jee mar jayegi ... haa agar tu
chala jata hai .. to kam se kam use is baat ki lasalli to rahegi ki mera beta kahi bhi
hai .. magar zinda hai ...

ye sunkar ruby bol padi ..

RUBY -- haa armaan ... ye theek keh raha hai ... abhi hamara yaha se jana hi theek
rahega ... waise kuch hi dino ki to baat hai ... hum fir wapas aa jayenge ...

AADIL --- aur nahi to kya .. waise bhi hum to yaha hai hi ... har pal ki khabar tujhe
dete rahenge ... jab mahool theek ho jayega .. hum tum dono ko yaha bula lenge ...

kuch der sochne ke baad armaan kehta hai ...

ARMAAN --- jab tum sab yahi chahte ho to theek hai ... hum dono ye sahar choor
dete hai ...

JUNAID (khus hote hue) --- ye hui na baat ... aaj raat ko hi tum dono ko yaha se
jana hoga ... tab tak tum dono ghar jaao .. aur apna jaruri saman pack kar lo ...
raat ke 11 baje hum gadi lekar apne bus stop per khade rahenge ... tum dono .. wahi
aa jana ..

AADIL --- ab tum dono jaao ... tab tak hum tum dono ka kuch bandobast karte hai
...

ARMAAN --- theek hai .. jaisa tum dono theek samjho ...

fir armaan aur ruby waha se chale jate hai ...

unke jate hi .. aadil aur junaid apne asli rang me laut aate hai ...

aadil kisi ko ishara karta hai .. to aas paas ke pedo ke peeche se 2 aadmi nikal kar
aa jate hai ... ye dono maulvi ke aadmi the ...

AADIL --- suna na tum dono ne ... wo dono aaj raat bhagne wale hai ... ye aacha
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mauka hai hamare paas ... unhe khatam karne ka ...

AADMI --- theek keh rahe ho .. hum aaj raat hi dono ka kaam tamam kar denge ...

tabhi junaid gusse se bola ...

JUNAID --- nahi .... tum log kuch nahi karoge ... use hum marenge ... apne haatho
se ... tabhi is dil ko sukun milega ...

AADIL --- chalo .. maulvi sahab ke paas ... ab aage kya karna hai ... wo hi
batayenge ...

fir ye charo maulvi se milne chale jate hai ....

update - 23

aadil aur junaid un dono aadmiyo ke saath maulvi se milne chale jate hai ...
aur armaan , ruby apne -2 ghar ...

ghar pahuc kar armaan seedha apni maa ke paas jata hai .. jo abhi apne room me
hi thi ...

ARMAAN --- maa mujhe aapse ek jaruri baat karni hai ..

JANKI --- haa beta bol ..
ARMAAN --- maa mai kuch dino ke liye bahar ja raha hu ...
JANKI --- kaha ja raha hai tu ... wo bhi aise aachanak ...

ARMAAN --- ek bahut hi jaruri kaam hai maa .. kuch din lag jayenge ...
JANKI --- kitne din ..
ARMAAN --- wo to mujhe bhi nahi pata ... per haa .. zaldi hi wapas aane ki kosis
karunga ..

JANKI --- tere college ka kya hoga ... aur tere papa se kya kahungi ..
ARMAAN --- maa ye kaam college se zyada jaruri hai ... aur rahi baat papa ki .. to
unko shayad koi farak nahi padega ki mai ghar per hu ya nahi ...
JANKI --- lekin beta tu ja kaha raha hai .. kuch to bata ..
ARMAAN -- maa .. thoda sabar karo sab pata chal jayega ..

JANKI --- theek hai .. kab jana hai ..

ARMAAN --- aaj raat ko hi ..

janki uth kar almari se kuch paise nikal kar armaan ko deti hai ..
JANKI --- le .. ye 10000 rs hai ... itne se ho jayega ya aur du ...

ARMAAN --- maa iski koi jarurat nahi hai .. mare paae paise hai ..
JANKI --- jo de rahi hu wo rakh .. warna maar khayega ...

tabhi room me armaan ki bhabhi radha aa jati hai ...

RADHA --- kya baate ho rahi hai maa bete me ...
JANKI --- dekh na bahu .. ye aaj raat ko hi bahar ja raha hai .. kehta hai jaruri
kaam hai .. per batata hi nahi kya kaam hai ..

RADHA --- aacha ..bahar ja raha hai .. per kaha ...

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ARMAAN --- bhabhi .. abhi agar bata diya to sab gadbad ho jayega .. lekin bahut
zald aap sabhi ko sab pata chal jayega ...

RADHA --- chal theek hai ... paise hai tere paas ya du ..
ARMAAN --- nahi bhabhi .. maa ne de diye hai ..

tabhi armaan apni maa se kehta hai ..

ARMAAN --- maa ... meri ek iccha puri karogi ...

janki bade pyar se uske baalo pe haath ferti hui kehti hai ..
JANKI --- bol na beta .. kya karna hai ...
ARMAAN --- maa .. aaj kya tum apne haatho se mujhe khana khilaogi .. theek usi
tarah jaise bachpan me khilaya karti thi ...

janki mushkurati hui boli ..

JANKI --- aachanak aisi farmaish kyu ...
ARMAAN --- bolo na maa khilaogi na .. bada man kar raha hai tumhare haatho se
khana khane ka ..

JANKI --- bete ki iccha ho .. aur maa puri na kare aisa kabhi ho sakta hai kya ...
chal khilati hu ...

tabhi radha boli ..

RADHA --- ye to galat baat hai armaan ... mai teri bhabhi hu .. aakhir mera bhi
kuch haq banta hai tujh per .. to sirf maa ji hi kyu tujhe khana khilaye ... hum bhi
to khila sakte hai ..

ARMAAN --- aap bhi khila dena ..

fir teeno hall me jakar dining table per baith jate hai .. rashmi sabke liye khana
lagati hai .. waise ghar me is waqt in charo ke alawa aur koi nahi tha ...

fir janki aur radha apne haato se armaan ko khilane lagti hai .. jise dekha rashmi
bhi suru ho jati hai ...

armaan in teeno ki jaan tha .. aur ye teeno milkar bade pyar se apne jigar ke tukde
ko khana khilati hai ...

armaan ke is harkat se bahut hi pyar bhara mahool ban gaya tha ...
per ye pyar sirf chand lamho ka hi tha .. ab un teeno ko kaha pata tha ki unka ye
pyara armaan hamesha ke liye unse dur jane wala tha ... ek aisi jagah jaha se koi
laut kar nahi aaya ...
tab kya hoga inka .. kaise seh payegi sach ko ... ye to aane wala waqt hi hame bata
sakta hai ....

wahi dusri taraf ruby bhi bahut khus thi ... aur hoti bhi kyu na .. aakhir apne pyar
ke saath ek nayi suruat jo karne wali thi ...

uski khusi dekh kar jeenat bhi khus thi ...

JEENAT --- nazar na lage meri bacchi ko ... aise hi hamesha khus raha kar .. tujhe
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khus dekh kar mere dil ko bada sukun milta hai ...

RUBY --- bhabhi ek baat batao .. aap mujhse kitna pyar karti ho ...

JEENAT --- ye kaisa sawal hai ... is duniya me sabse zyada mai tujhse pyar karti hu
.. tu meri jaan hai gudiya ..

RUBY --- bhabhi agar mujhe kuch ho jaye to aap kya karogi ..

ye sun kar jeenat gusse se boli ..

JEENAT --- thappad khayegi tu .. dobara kabhi aisa boli to ... agar tujhe kuch ho
gaya .. to teri ye bhabhi bhi nahi jee payegi ... wahi mar jayegi ...

ye kehte kehte jeenat ki aankho me aanshu aa gaye ..

jise dekh ruby turant uske gale lag gai .. aur boli ..

RUBY --- bhabhi mai to bas aise hi keh rahi thi ... plz aap ro mat .. warna mai bhi ro
dungi ...

JEENAT --- pagal ladki .. fir aisa kabhi mat kehna .. chal ab apna haath muh dho le
.. mai khana lagati hu ...

ye keh kar jeenat bahar chali gai ...

ruby ne ye baat to mazak me kahi thi ... per use kaha pata tha .. ki uska ye mazak
aaj sach hone wala hai ...
aane wala samay bada hi dukh dai hone wala tha ... do hasta khelta pariwar
bardad hone wala tha ... wo bhi chand logo ki sajish ki wajah se ....
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udhar armaan aur ruby khusiyo ko apni aankho me sametne ki kosis kar rahe the
.. shayad ye pal unki zindagi ke aakhari pal ho ...

wahi aadil aur junaid maulvi ke samne khade the ..

AADIL --- maulvi sahab .. jaisa aapne bola tha .. hamne theek waisa hi kiya ...
armaan se dosti kar li .. aur use ruby ko lekar bhagne ko bhi mana liya ... aaj raat
hi dono bhagne wale hai ..

ye sun kar maulvi khus ho gaya ..

MAULVI --- ye to bahut hi aachi khabar sunai tumne ... yani ki aaj raat hi dono ka
kaam tamam ho jayega ...

JUNAID --- haa maulvi sahab .. ab unhe pata chalega ki hamari koom se bhidne ka
kya hasra hota hai .. sale ko zinda jala denge, ..

AADIL --- maulvi sahab aage ka kya plan hai ... unhe kaha aur kaise marna hai ..

MAULVI --- chalo hamare saath .. aisi baate yaha nahi ho sakti .. kisi aur ne sun
liya to sab gadbad ho jayega ....
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fir maulvi aur kadir ,aadil aur junaid ko lekar usi bangle me jate hai ... jaha maulvi
aur swami mila karte the ...

waha pahuc kar aadil aur junaid bangle ki sajawat aur uski khoobsurati dekh kar
dang reh jate hai ...

MAULVI --- kya hua .. aise kya dekh rahe ho bangle ko ..

JUNAID --- itna sunder bangla maine aaj tak nahi dekha ... kya ye aapka hai ...

ye sunkar maulvi halka sa mushkuraya ... aur bola ..

MAULVI --- isse bhi bade aur kai sare bangle hai mere paas ...

tabhi peeche se ek aawaj aayi ...

"" ye bangla tum logo ka ho sakta hai .. ""

aadil aur junaid palat kar dekhte hai to dang reh jate hai ..

samne se swami apne do aadmiyo ke saath chala aa raha tha ...

unki halat dekh maulvi kehta hai ..
MAULVI --- daro mat .. ye hamse alag nahi hai .. kehne ko hum dono alag hai .. per
sare kaam hum saath me milkar karte hai ... aur is kaam ke master mind bhi ye hi
hai ...

AADIL --- yani ki sara plan swami ji ka hai ..

tab kah swami unke paas aa chuka tha .. sofe per baithata hua kehta hai ..
SWAMI --- sahi kaha tumne ... ye sara plan mera hi hai ... mai hi armaan ko
maarna chahta hu ..

JUNAID --- per kyu .. wo to aapki jaat wala hai .. fir aap use kyu marna chahte hai
...
SWAMI --- hamare dhande me koi jaat paat nahi hota ... jo bhi hame aur hamare
dhande ko nuksaan pahuchane ki kosis karega .. hum use zinda nahi chodenge ...
armaan ne bhi wahi kiya ... isliye hum use jaan se marna chahte hai ... aur hamara
ye kaam tum dono karoge .. badle me ye bangla tumhara aur saath me dhero
rupaye ...

ye sunkar aadil aur junaid khus ho jate hai ...

JUNAID --- kya mai ye ghar theek se dekh sakta hu ... mera bada man kar raha hai
..

MAULVI --- haa -2 kyu nahi ... aakhir ye tumhara hi hone wala hai ..
ye sunte hi junaid uthkar ghar dekhne laga ...

wahi aadil swami se kehta hai ..

AADIL --- hum log taiyar hai .. per hum unhe marenge kaha ..

SWAMI --- yaha se 25 km dur ek jungle hai .. waha ek tuti hui jhopdi hai ... tum log
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un dono ko aaj raat wahi le jaaoge ..

fir swami apne jeb se ek sisi nikal kar aadil ke haath me deta hua kehta hai ..
SWAMI --- ye dawa kisi tarah un dono ko khila dena .. isse dono behosh ho jayenge
.. fir us jhopdi ko aag laga dena .. jisse wo dono aaram se maut ki neend so jayenge
...

ye sunkar aadil mushkuraya ..

AADIL --- plan badhiya hai ... lekin wo jagah hai kaha ..

MAULVI --- tum log kadir ke saath jake wo jagah dekh lo ... fir raat ko un dono ko
wahi le jana ... mere kuch aadmi pehle se hi waha zhadiyo me chupe rahenge .. tum
apna kaam karke unhe ishara kar dena .. wo log pure jhopdi ko aag laga denge ...

fir aadil aur junaid, kadir ke saath us jagah ko dekhne ke liye nikal jate hai ...

unke jate hai .. maulvi swami se kehta hai ...

MAULVI --- kya swami ji .. aap kya sach me ye bangla un dono ko dena chahte hai
..

ye sunkar swami mushkuraya ...

SWAMI --- are maulvi sahab .. kehne me kya jata hai .. waise bhi armaan aur ruby
ke marte hi .. in dono ki bari hai ... bechare marne se pehle khus ho jayenge ...

MAULVI -- lekin aadil aur junaid ko hum marenge kaise ...

SWAMI --- ye dono jab armaan ko marenge .. tab hum pure aazad nagar me ye baat
faila denge ki armaan ki hattya musalman ne ki hai ... jisse hindu bhadak jayenge
.... aur isi mauke ka fayda utha kar aadil aur junaid ko armaan ka katil bata kar
unhe apne aadmiyo se mai marwa dunga ... aur ye baat aap apne koom walo me
faila denge ...

MAULVI --- isse to dange hone lagenge ...

SWAMI --- to hone digiye na ... kuch log marte hai to mare .. per koi hum per saq
nahi karega .. charo ki maut dange ka roop le legi ...

is baat pe maulvi aur swami dono thahake maar kar hasne lagte hai ...
update - 25

RAAT KE 11 BAJE ...

aadil aur junaid car lekar bus stop pe dono ka wait kar rahe the ... dono puri
taiyari ke saath aaye the ... unhe bas intejar tha to sirf armaan aur ruby ke aane
ka ...

wahi armaan apni maa aur dono bhabhiyo se vida lekar ghar se nikalta hai ...
anjaam se bekhabar wo seedhe bus stop pahucta hai ..

dusri taraf .. ruby bhi sabke sone ke baad .. chupke se ghar se nikal jati hai ...
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ek hi time pe dono bus stop pahuc jate hai ..

AADIL (armaan se) -- yaar ab hame aur der nahi karna chahiye .. agar kisi ne dekh
liya .. sab gadbad ho jayega ..

JUNAID --- chalo .. ab tum dono zaldi se baitho ..

fir charo zaldi se car me baith jate hai ..

junaid car aage badha deta hai ...

car me is waqt khamosi chai hui thi .. koi kisi se kuch nahi bol raha tha ...
armaan aur ruby apno se bichadne ka gum apne ander samete hue the .. reh -2 kar
dono ko apne pariwar ka pyar aur unke saath bitaye khusnuma pal yaad aa rahe
the ...

wahi aadil aur junaid bhi khamosh the .. is waqt unka man do taraf bhaag raha tha
...
man se aawaj aati .. "" kya mai jo kar raha hu wo sahi hai .. pura bachpan jis dost
ke saath bitaya .. aaj usi ko marne ja raha hu .. nahi nahi .. jisne har sukh dukh me
mera saath diya .. mai use kaise maar sakta hu ... ""
tabhi unka dimag bola ...
"" agar mai in dono ko maar deta hu .. to itna bada bangla aur dhero rupaye .. sab
mere honge .. waise bhi maulvi sahab hamari kaum ke hi hai .. wo hame koi galat
seekh nahi denge .. ""

aakhir me jeet dimag ki hi hui .. ab dono milkar armaan aur ruby ki hattya apne
gusse ki wajah se nahi balki paiso ke lalach me aakar karne wale the ...

pichli seat per baitha armaan abhi bhi apni soch me gum tha ki tabhi uske kaano
per sisakne ki aawaj padi .. uske ruby ko dekh to paya ki wo ro rahi hai .. usne ruby
ko apne saath chipkaya aur bola ..

ARMAAN --- tumhare dil ki halat mai aachi tarah samajh sakta hu jaan .. apno se
bichadne ka dard kaisa hota hai .. mai janta hu ..

RUBY --- kya hum kabhi wapas nahi aayenge .. kya hamare ghar wale kabhi hame
nahi apnayenge ...
ARMAAN --- hum jaroor wapas aayenge .. aur dekh lena hamare ghar wale bhi
hame jaroor apna lenge ... bas kuch hi waqt ki baat hai .. fir sab theek ho jayega ..
mujh per bharosha hai na ..

RUBY --- tum per to apni jaan se zyada bharosha hai ..

armaan ruby ka dukh halka karne ki kosis kar hi raha tha ki tabhi .. car ruk jati
hai ..
ARMAAN (junaid se) -- kya hua .. gadi kyu rok di ..
junaid samne ki taraf ishara karte hue kehta hai ..
JUNAID --- samne dekh .. chal to aise raha hai .. jaise ghumne nikla ho ...

armaan samne dekhta hai ..

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ek ladka .. jo kareeb usi ki umar ka hoga ... ek haath me sharab ki botal liye .. beech
road me ladkhadate hue dheere -2 chal raha tha ... uski chaal hi bata rahi thi ki wo
bahut nashe me hai ...

junaid 2-4 baar horn deta hai .. per wo ladka tas se mas nahi hota .. ant me armaan
utar kar uske paas jata hai .. aur uske kandhe per haath rakh kar .. kuch kehne hi
wala tha ki. wo ladka bol pada ...
""" KOI MUJHE PAGAL KEHTA HAI .. TO KOI SHARABI BULATA HAI .. MAGAR
MERE DOST .. IS ZALIM DUNIYA ME AGAR JEENA HAI .. TO PINA TO PADEGA HI.
"""
ARMAAN --- yaar duniya itni bhi buri nahi hai ... is duniya me har dum saath
nibhane wale dost bhi hai .. aur apni jaan se zyada chahne wali mohabbat bhi ..
LADKA --- ek waqt tha .. jab hum bhi kisi dil ke sehzade hua karte hai .. dosto ki
mehfil me jaan hua karte the ... per aaj .. na dost apne rahe aur na mohabbat .. sab
waqt ka khel hai mere dost .. aaj tumhare saath hai .. to kal tumhare khilaf ...

ARMAAN --- shayad zindagi ne bahut dukh diye hai tumhe .. kon ho tum .. naam
kya hai tumhara ..
LADKA (mushkurate hue) --- "" AAZAD "" naam rakkha tha apno ne bade pyar se ...
magar is zalim duniya ne hame "" KAMINA "" bana diya ...

ye keh kar aazad ek kadam aage badha aur fir ruk kar armaan se bola ..
AAZAD --- ek baat yaad rakhna mere bhai .. is duniya me koi kisi ka nahi hota .. na
koi dost .. aur na hi mohabbat .. sab matlab parast hai ...

itna kehkar aazad dheere -2 waha se chalta chala gaya ... per apni baato ki chaap
armaan ke dimag me chood haya ..
ARMAAN (man me) -- kya iski baate sach hai .. duniya me koi kisi ka nahi hota ..
kya mere dost bhi kisi matlab se mera saath to nahi de rahe hai ... haa aisa ho
sakta hai .. warna aadil jitna gusse me tha .. itni zaldi kaise maan gaya ... ya fir ye
bhi ho sakta hai ki use sach me apni galti ka ehsaas hua ho .. warna use mujhe
nuksaan pahucha kar bhala kya fayda ho sakta hai .. nahi -2 mere dost galat nahi
hai .. aazad ke saath dhoka hua hai .. to iska matlab ye nahi ki mere saath bhi ho ...

armaan ye soch hi raha tha ki aadil ne use aawaz di .. aur chalne ko kaha ..
armaan ne bhi apna sir zhatka aur car me baith gaya ... junaid ne car aage badha
li ...

kuch hi der me sab usi jhopde ke paas pahuc jate hai .. jaha armaan aur ruby apni
aakhari saanse ginne wale the ...
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jhopde ko dekh kar armaan kehta hai ..

ARMAAN --- yaar hum yaha kyu aaye hai .. hame to dusre sahar jana hai na ..

AADIL --- aaj raat hum yahi rukenge .. 2 baj rahe hai .. ab itni raat ko safar karna
theek nahi rahega .. agar police walo ne dekh liya to gadbad ho jayegi ..

RUBY --- kaisi gadbad ..

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JUNAID --- yaar .. wo tarah -2 ke sawal puchenge .. kaha se aaye ho .. kaha jana
hai .. itni raat ko safar kyu kar rahe ho .. aur hum sab students hai ye wo log
shakal dekh kar hi jaan jayenge ... upar se ruby tum bhi saath ho .. to kahi unhe
saq na ho jaye .. ki hum tumhe ghar se bhaga ke le ja rahe hai ...

tabhi armaan bola ..

ARMAAN --- tum log theek keh rahe ho .. itni raat ko aage badhna theek nahi
rahega .. lekin kya is jungle me rehna theek hoga .. hum highway per bane kisi
hotel per bhi to ruk sakte the ...

AADIL --- yaar bilkul baccho jaisi baate karta hai .. highway per bane hotels ke
bare me tu nahi janta kya ... log raat ko waha kyu rukte hai ... upar se ruby ko
saath dekhenge to wo log yahi samjhenge ki hum masti karne aaye hai ... kya tu ye
bardast kar payega ... ki sabhi log ruby ko gandi nigaho e dekhe ...

tabhi ruby boli ...

RUBY -- nahi -2 ... hum yahi rukenge ... aur waise bhi tum sab saath ho to mujhe
koi dar nahi hai .. waise sirf thodi der ki hi to baat hai ...

JUNAID --- bilkul... aur subah hote hi hum yaha se nikal jayenge ...

armaan jhopde ke charo or nazar dalta hai ...

ARMAAN --- theek hai .. jab tum sabki yahi iccha hai to chalo ander chalte hai ...

fir sab us jhopde ke ander aa jate hai ...

jhopda bilkul tuta hua tha ... peeche ki taraf ek khidki thi .. jisme koi darwaja nahi
tha ... jagah -2 bhusho ke dher lage the .. chaat ki halat bhi theek nahi thi ..

charo ek bhuse ke dher per baith jate hai ...

tabhi armaan bola ..

ARMAAN --- bas ye raat kisi tarah kat jaye ... fir hum sabki pahuc se bahut dur
nikal chuke honge ...

AADIL --- sahi kaha tune ... bahut dur chale jaaoge tum dono .. itna dur ki koi chah
kar bhi tum tak nahi pahuc payega ...

junaid aadil ke kandhe ko pakad kar use chup rehne ka ishara karta hua kehta hai
..
JUNAID --- matlab .. kisi ko bhi ye pata nahi chalega ki tum dono kis sahar me ho
...

tabhi ruby boli ...

RUBY --- armaan .. mujhe bhook lagi hai ..
ARMAAN --- jaan .. ab is jungle me mai tumhare liye kya laau .. thoda sabar kar lo
... subah hote hi hum kisi dhabe me jakar bhar pet khana khayenge ...

itna keh kar armaan ne ruby ko apni baaho me bhar liya ...

iski mauke ka fayda utha kar junaid aadil ko ishara karta hai .. to aadil bag se
kuch kele nikalta hai .. jisme pehle se hi behoshi ki dawa ko inject kiya gaya tha ..
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AADIL --- ye lo .. tum dono kele kha lo ... isse thodi bahut bhook to mil hi jayegi ..
ARMAAN --- tu ye kele kyu laya hai ..
AADIL --- yaar .. raat ka safar hai .. socha bhook to lagegi hi .. to saath le aaya ...
ab hame to lagi nahi .. ye tum aur ruby hi kha lo ...

armaan ne turant wo kele le liye ..

ARMAAN --- dekha ise kehte hai dost ... har cheej ka kitna khayal rakhte hai ..
thanks yaar ..

JUNAID (man me) --- ye to tujhe upar jakar hi pata chalega ... ki hum kya cheej hai
.. bas ek baar ise kha to sahi ...

fir kya tha ... armaan aur ruby kele khane lagte hai ..
ruby ke abhi 2 hi kele khaye the ki uska sir ghoomne laga ... saanse bhari hone lagi
...
ruby apna sir pakadte hue ladkhadati aawaj me boli ...

RUBY --- arm..aam .... ye .. kya ho raha hai ... mujhe ... chakkar .. kyu aa rahe hai
...

armaan ne ruby ko apni baaho me le liya ..

ARMAAN (ghabrate hue) --- kya hua jaan .. tum theek to ho na ...

ruby kuch na bol payi .. uski aankho ke samne andhera chata chala gaya .. aur wo
behosh ho gayi ...
ye dekh armaan bahut dar jata hai .. aur ghabrai nazro se aadil aur junaid ko
dekhta hai ..
dono unse dekh kar has rahe the ..
ARMAAN --- tum dono has kyu rahe ho .. kya milaya hai kele me ..
AADIL --- kuch nahi yaar .. bas thodi si behoshi ki dawa milai thi ...

ye sun armaan chook jata hai ..

ARMAAN --- behoshi ki dawa .. lekin kyu ..
JUNAID --- taki jab hum is jhopde ke saath tum dono ko bhi jalaye .. to na to tum
bhaag sako .. aur na chilla sako ..

ye sunkar armaan gusse se pagal ho jata hai .. wo ruby ko side me lita kar junaid
ka gala daboch leta hai ...
ARMAAN --- kamine ... kyu kar raha hai ye sab tu .. kya bigada tha hamne tera ..
ab armaan ka sir bhi ghoomne laga ... saanse bhari hone lagi .. nazre dhundhali
hone lagi ..
jaise hi armaan ki pakad junaid ke gale se dheeli hui to usne use dhakel diya .. aur
armaan ruby ke bagal me gir gaya ...

armaan adhkhuli aankho se ladkhadati aawaj me pucha. ..

ARMAAN --- kyu .... kiya ... aisa ...

AADIL --- yaar kya karega jaan kar ... hum nahi chahte ki marte hue tujhe koi dukh
pahuche ... bas itna jaan le ki tujhe maar kar hame bahut paise milenge ...

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tabhi bahar se 4-5 aadmi haatho me jalti mashaal liye aa jate hai ..ab dheere -2
armaan bhi behosh ho jata hai ...

AADIL --- chalo ab apna aakhari kaam ko anjaam dete hai ...

sabhi log jhopde ke bahar aa jate hai ... aur jalti hui mashaal se pure jhopde me
aag laga dete hai ...
pal bhar me wo jhopda dhu -dhu karke jal uthta hai ... aur saath me jal uthi
armaan aur ruby ki mohabbat ...

aaj fir se is nirdayi samaj ne apne matlab ke liye .. ek aur premi jode ko maut ki
saza de di ...

aakhir kya gunaah kiya tha in dono ne ... kya pyar karna gunaah hai .. agar hai ..
to logo ka apne bhagwaan se ... maa baap ka apne bacche se pyar karna bhi
gunaah hai ...
aap kahenge ki dono ke pyar me anter hai ..
per mai nahi manta ... pyar ka arth hai .. bharosha ... zindagi ke har mod pe saath
nibhana .. har burai se raksha karna ...

bhagwaan se hum ye hi apekcha rakhte hai ... maa baap bhi to bacche se yahi
apekcha rakhte hai ... aur isi ko pyar kehte hai ... jab ye galat nahi hai to armaan
aur ruby ka pyar bhi galat nahi hai ...
dono ek dusre per apni jaan se zyada bharosha karte the ... hamesh ek dusre ke
saath chalna chahte the ...
sacchi mohabbat ko khud khuda nahi thukra sakta to .. hum kaise thukra sakte hai
...

aakhir log ye kab samjhenge ...

jhopde se uth rahi aag ki lapto ke saath -2 ... bahar khade un darindo ke thahake ki
aawaj bhi gunj rahi thi ...
apne kiye is anarth ka kisi ko koi pachtawa nahi tha ...

thodi der me puri jhopdi raakh ke dher me badal jati hai ... fir sab waha se nikal
jate hai ...

aadil aur junaid khus to bahut the ... per unhe ye nahi pata tha .. agal number ab
unka hai ....
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update - 27

Armaan aur ruby ke marne ki khabar jaise hi .. maulvi aur swami ko mili to dono
khusi se zhoom uthe ..

MAULVI --- swami ji .. ab to aap khus hai na .. aakhir dil ki murad jo puri ho gai ..
SWAMI --- haa maulvi sahab .. ab jake man ko shanti mili .. sale ne mera apmaan
kiya tha .. pata nahi tha use ki wo kisse panga le raha hai ..
isi baat me jashan to banta hai ..

MAULVI --- abhi nahi swami ji .. aapka kaam to ho gaya .. ab mera bhi ho jaye ... fir
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dil khol kar jashan manayenge ..

SWAMI --- ye bhi theek hai .. kal tak aapka kaam bhi ho jayega ... armaan ko aapne
thikane lagaya .. to aadil aur junaid ko hum lagwa dete hai ..

ye keh kar swami aur maulvi dono hasne lage ...

NEXT MORNING ...

armaan ke ghar walo ko to ye pata tha ki armaan kuch dino ke liye bahar gaya hai
..
per ruby ke ghar me sab is baat se anjaan the ki ruby ghar per nahi hai ...

uski bhabhi jeenat use uthane uske room me jati hai .. per ruby use kahi nahi milti
.. wo bathroom me bhi check karti hai .. lekin ruby waha bhi nahi thi ..

JEENAT --- kaha chali gai .. subah -2 ... bata kar bhi nahi gai ..

wo ruby ko call karti hai .. per ruby ka phone switch off tha .. jeenat pareshan ho
uthi ..
JEENAT --- phone bhi band .. per ja kaha sakti hai wo .. aaj se pehle kabhi bhi wo
bina bataye kahi nahi gai .. upar se phone bhi band .. ya allaah .. kahi is ladki ne
kuch ulta seedha kadam na utha liya ho ...

ye soch kar jeenat bahut dar jati hai .. aur bhagti hui apne sohar " sikandar saikh "
ke paas jati hai ..

JEENAT --- suniye .. ruby ghar per nahi hai .. na jane kaha chali gai.

sikandar .. jo abhi apne office jane ke liye ready ho raha tha .. bola ..
SIKANDAR --- yaar gai hogi apne kisi saheli ke ghar .. isme itna ghabrane wali kon
si baat hai ..
JEENAT --- aaj se pehle wo bina bateye kabhi nahi gai .. aur upar se uska phone bhi
band aa raha hai .. mujhe badi ghabrahat si ho rahi hai ..
SIKANDAR --- are begam sahiba .. aap kuch zyada hi fikar kar rahi hai .. kahi gai
hogi .. aa jayegi .. ab wo koi bacchi to nahi hai .. aur rahi baat phone ki .. to ho
sakta hai ki battery khatam ho gai ho ..

ye keh kar sikandar room se nikal kar hall me aa jata hai .. nashte ke liye ..
per jeenat abhi bhi apne room me hi thi .. uska dil in sab baato se nahi maan raha
tha .. lekin fir bhi apne dil ko tasalli dete hue wo bhi bahar hall me chali gai ..
jaga dining table per ruby ke addu "aalam saikh " aur uske teeno bhai " sikandar,
akram, aur zakir " baith kar nashta kar rahe the ..
jeenat ko dekhte hi aalam puchne laga ..
AALAM -- are jeenat beta .. hamari sehjadi kaha hai .. abhi tak so rahi hai kya ..
JEENAT --- nahi abbu .. wo to ghar per hi nahi hai .. na jane subah -2 kaha chali gai
..
AALAM --- kuch bata ke nahi gai kya ..
JEENAT --- nahi abbu ... aur uska phone bhi band hai ..
AALAM --- kaha gai hogi ..

aalam ne sirf itna hi kaha tha ki tabhi darwaje ke paas se aawaj aai ..
" hum batate hai .. kaha gai tumhari beti .. "
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sab darwaje ki or dekhne lagte hai ..

maulvi apne do aadmi ke saath waha khada tha ..
use dekh sab khade ho jate hai ..

AALAM --- are maulvi sahab .. aap yaha .. khabar bhijwa diya hota .. hum khud
chale aate aapke paas ..
MAULVI --- kuch jaruri baat karni thi tumse .. isliye khud chale aaye ..
AALAM --- je kahiye ..
MAULVI --- kya tum logo ko sach me nahi pata ki tumhari beti kaha hai ..
AALAM --- shayad apne kisi saheli ke ghar gai hogi ..
MAULVI --- ye tumhari galat fehmi hai aalam saikh ... tumhari beti kisi saheli ke
ghar nahi gai .. bakli apne yaar ke saath ghar se bhaag gai hai ...

ye sunte hi waha maujood sabhi ke pairo tale zameen hi khisak jati hai ...
AALAM --- nahi -2 maulvi sahab .. meri bacchi aisa nahi kar sakti .. wo hamare
muh per kalikh nahi pot sakti ..
MAULVI --- ye to kuch bhi nahi aalam saikh .. jab tumhe pata chalega ki wo kiske
saath bhagi hai .. tab to tum jeete jee mar jaaoge ...

aalam apni kaanpti aawaj me kehta hai ..

AALAM -- kon hai wo ..
MAULVI --- swami ka sabse bada chamcha .. diwakar patel ka chota beta .. armaan
patel ke saath ...

ye sunkar to sabhi apna hosh hi kho dete hai .. siway jeenat ke .. use to sab pata hi
tha .. lekin ye nahi pata tha ki ruby aisa kadam bhi utha sakti hai .. wo chup chap
khadi aanshu baha rahi thi ...

aisa hi kuch haal armaan ke ghar per bhi tha ... swami ne jab armaan ka sach
sabko bataya to sabhi per mano bijli si tut padi ...

jaha janki, radha aur rashmi aanshu baha rahe the .. wahi armaan ke dono bhai
sanjay aur avinash apne sir per haath rakkhe baithe hue the ...
diwakar to mano pagal ho chuka tha ...
DIWAKAR (gusse se) --- itni giri hui harkat karne wala insaan mera beta ho hi nahi
sakta .. samaj me meri izaat uchaal kar rakh di kamine ne .. kahi muh dikhane
layak nahi choda ... aisi santaan paida hone se to aacha hai tha ki wo mar jata ..
kam se kam aaj ye din to na dekhna padta ... kaan khol ke sun lo sabhi .. ab armaan
se koi bhi, kisi bhi tarah ka sambandh nahi rakkhega .. mar chuka hai wo hamare
liye ...

diwakar ke is faisle ke aage sabhi majboor the ... aur shayad sabhi armaan ko hi
doshi tehra rahe the ...

wahi ruby ke ghar me mahool bahut hi garam tha ...

ruby ke teeno bhaiyo ne apni talware nikal li ...
ZAKIR --- zinda nahi chodunga us diwakar ko .. sale ka pura khandan hi khatam
kar dunga ...

AKRAM --- us armaan ne hi hamari behan ko bahla fusla kar bhaga ke le gaya hoga
... warna ruby aisa kabhi kar hi nahi sakti ..
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teeno aage badhe hi the ki tabhi aalam bol pada ...

AALAM --- ruko ... kaha ja rahe ho .. aur kiske liye ja rahe ho .. us ladki ke liye ..
jisne apne hi khandan ko barbad kar diya .. kahi muh dikhane ke kabil nahi choda
... koi kahi nahi jayega .. mar chuki hai wo hamare liye ... bhool jaao ki wo tumhari
bahan thi ...

SIKANDAR (gusse se) --- to kya abbu .. hum aisi hi chup ho jaye .. koi hamari izaat
uchale .. aur hum khade khade tamasha dekhte rahe ...

tabhi maulvi bola ..

MAULVI --- kisne kaha chup chap baith kar tamasha dekho .. hum unhe aise hi nahi
choor denge .. badla to jaroor lenge .. per abhi nahi .. sahi waqt aane per ...

ZAKIR --- aakhir kab aayega wo waqt ..

MAULVI --- bahut zald .. bas apne seene ki aag thandi mat hone dena ... ek ek
aanshu ka badla lenge hum un hinduo se ..

maulvi ki bhadkau baate kisi badi anhoni ki or ishara kar rahe the ... ek aag lagne
wali thi .. jisme pura aazad nagar jalne wala tha ...

plan ke mutabik .. swami aur maulvi ne dono pariwaro ke seene me aag to laga di ..
per is baat ka zara sa bhi bhanak tak lagne nahi diya armaan aur ruby is duniya
me hai hi nahi ..
agar wo abhi ye bata dete to is mamle ke janch hoti .. aur ye wo dono bilkul nahi
chahte the ..
kyuki aazad nagar ka police inspector dono per apni nigahe tedhi kiye hue tha ..
usne to dono ko ye bhi keh rakkha tha ki jis din un dono ke khilaf koi bhi subut mila
.. to wo use chodega nahi ...
halaki swami aur maulvi ne bahut kosis ki use kharidne ki .. per wo bika nahi ..

aise me agar armaan aur ruby ke maut kj janch hui to wo dono bhi fas sakte the ..
isiliye abhi dono ne ukne marne ka zara sa bhi jikar nahi kiya .. unhe to intejar tha
hindu, musalman ke beech hone wale dango ka .. jiski aad me wo apne gunaho ko
chipa sakte the ..

khair ab waqt aa chuka tha .. aadil aur junaid ke marne ka ...

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update - 28

Maulvi aur pandit ki yojna se befikar aadil aur junaid apni maooj masti me lage
hue the ..
aakhir kaam jo aisa kiya tha dono ne .. nigar bhi inke saath hi thi .. teeno ki
khusiyo ka koi thikana nahi tha ..
sara din ghumte firte.. masti karte rahe ..

unhe ye bhi nahi pata tha ki pandit ke 4 aadmi unpe nazar rakkhe hue the .. jo
mauka pate hi teeno ko maut dene wale the ...

shaam ke 7 baj rahe the ... nigar aadil ki bike per .. aur junaid apni bike per baitha
masti karte hue chale ja rahe the ..
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teeno is waqt highway ke ek sunsaan hi jagah se gujar rahe the ...

un gundo ko isse aacha mauka nahi milta .. unhone zaldi se apni car unke samne
khadi kar di .. aur charo gunde haath me talwar liye neeche utar gaye ..

apne samne char hatte katte gunde .. haatho me hatiyar liye khade dekh un teeno
ki hawa nikal jati hai ..

AADIL (darte hue) --- kon ho tum log .. aur kya chahiye tumhe ..

gundo me se ek bola ..
GUNDA -- tum teeno ki jaan ..

ye sunkar nigar ghabra jati hai .. aur wo aadil se kas ke chipak jati hai ..
JUNAID --- lekin tum log hame kyu marna chahte ho .. aakhir kiya kya hai hamne
..
GUNDA --- wo sab hame nahi pata .. hame to bas tum teeno ko jaan se marne ko
kaha gaya hai ..

AADIL --- kisne bheja hai tum logo ko ..

ye sun kar sabhi gunde zor -2 se hasne lagte hai ..

GUNDA --- hame swami ji ne bheja hai .. tum teeno ka khel khatam karne ke liye ..

ye sun kar teeno ke pairo ke neeche se zameen hi khisak jati hai ..

JUNAID --- nahi .. aisa nahi ho sakta .. wo bhala hame kyu marna chahenge .. hum
bhi to ab unke hi aadmi hai ..

GUNDA (haste hue) --- kis galat fahmi me ho ... jo log apne dost ke na hue .. wo
bhala kisi aur ka kya hoga ..
AADIL --- dekho .. shayad tum logo se koi galti ho rahi hai .. wo kabhi hame nahi
marwa sakte .. mai abhi maulvi sahab se tumhari baat karwata hu ..

GUNDA --- ruk .. number mai milata hu ..

itna keh kar wo gunda apne mobile se maulvi ko call karta hai ..

GUNDA (phone per) -- haa maulvi sahab .. zara bataiye inhe ki hamne inhe kyu
roka ..
itna keh kar wo phone ka speaker on kar deta hai ..

MAULVI ---- are yaar .. tum sab baato me time west kyu kar rahe ho .. zaldi se
khatam kar do teeno ko .. koi bhi bachna nahi chahiye ...

itna hi kafi tha teeno ke liye .. ab aadil, junaid aur nigar samajh chuke the ki
maulvi ne unhe use kiya hai ..
ab teeno ke paas apni jaan ki bheek mangne ke alawa aur kuch nahi bacha tha ...

NIGAR (gundo se) --- dekho plz hame jane do .. hame phasaya ja raha hai .. us
kamine maulvi ne chaal chal kar hame phasaya hai ..

GUNDA --- isi ko to politics kehte hai meri jaan .. tumhare haatho tumhare hi dost
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ki jaan bhi le li .. aur ab tum logo ko raste se hata kar mamla bhi rafa dafa kar
denge ...

AADIL --- iska matlab ab hum nahi bachne wale ..

GUNDA --- koi saq ...
AADIL (mushkurate hue) -- bahut aachi chaal chali hai tere us maulvi aur pandit
ne .. lekin shayad unhe nahi pata .. ki aisi choti moti chale hum school me chala
karte the .. wo bhi tab jab teachers se daant padne wali hoti thi .. ab zara soch ki
agar hum us samay aisi chaal chal chalte the .. to ab kitne khatarnak ho gaye
honge ...

GUNDA --- maut ko samne dekh kar dimag out ho gaya hai kya .. ye kya bakwas
kiye ja raha hai ..
AADIL --- asli politics kisi kehte hai .. ye aaj hum tujhe batayenge ..

JUNAID --- abe tu bhi na .. kaha in gadho ke aage sur laga raha hai .. inhe itni
samajh thode hi hai .. inhe to dikhana padega ...

GUNDA (gusse se)--- abe kya dikhayega tu ..

AADIL --- yaha nahi .. zara peeche palat kar dekh .. sab samajh me aa jayega ...

sare gunde peeche palat kar dekhte hai ... to sabhi ki saanse atak jati hai .. aur
saath me nigar ki bhi ...

dosto samne aur koi nahi hamare hero "ARMAAN " khade the ...

GUNDA --- tum .. tum zinda ho .. lekin tum to mar chuke the na ..
ARMAAN (mushkurate hue) --- yaar us waqt mood nahi kar raha tha marne ka ..
isliye marna cancel kar diya ...

GUNDA --- per ab nahi bachega tu .. ab hamare haatho se marega ...

ye sunte hi armaan ne kheech ke ek thappad uske gaal per jad diya ...
ARMAAN --- tu sach me gadha hi hai ... tujhe kya laga mai akele yaha aaya hu ..

armaan ka itna kehna tha ki nahi 4-5 police ki gadi waha aakar khadi ho gai .. aur
sabhi gundo ko gher liya ...
ye dekh sabhi gundo ki sitti pitti gum ho gai .. sabne apne hathiyar daal diye aur
haath khade kar liye ...

tab tak inspector "ZAIBKHAN " bhi waha pahuc gaye ..

ZAIB --- thanks armaan .. aaj tumhari wajah se ye gunde mere haath lag paye hai ..
salo ki na jane kab se talash thi mujhe ...

ARMAAN --- thanks to hame aapko kehna zaib bhai .. agar aapne hum per
bharosha na kiya hota to ye kaam hum kabhi nahi kar pate ..

ZAIB -- yaar us pandit aur maulvi ka sach sabke samne lane ke liye mai kuch bhi
kar sakta hu ... ek baar .. bas ek baar tum saboot la kar do ... fir dekhna dono ko
nanga karke sare raah marta hua le kar jaunga ...
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ARMAAN --- bas ek din aur .. fir sare saboot aapke paas honge ... lekin usse pehle in
logo se ek kaam to karwa lu ..
(gundo ki taraf ishara karte hue)

ARMAAN --- chal apne phone se pandit ko call kar .. aur usse bol ki tune teeno ko
maar diya .. aur khabardar jo koi bhi chalaki ki to ..

ab bechare gunde kar bhi kya sakte the .. unhone wahi kiya jaisa armaan ne kaha
tha ....

fir zaibkhan un gundo ko jeep me bitha kar le jata hai ..

uske jate hi .. armaan aadil aur junaid ke paas aata hai ..

AADIL -- yaar agar tune aaj zara si bhi der ki hoti to hum log nikal liye hote upar ..

ARMAAN --- abe aise kaise .. jab tak mai hu .. tab tak mere dosto ko koi chu bhi nahi
sakta ...
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update - 29

Armaan ko zinda dekh .. aur aadil, junaid ko usse is tarah milte dekh nigar bilkul
shocked reh gai thi .. use kuch samajh me nahi aa raha tha ki aakhir ye chakkar
kya hai ..

armaan ne uski or dekh kar haste hue bola ..

ARMAAN -- kya hua madem .. zhatka laga .. mujhe zinda dekh kar ..
tabhi aadil bola ..
AADIL --- daro mat .. ye koi bhoot nahi hai .. sach me jeeta jagta khada hai ... waise
tumne kosis to aachi ki thi hamare beech deewar khadi karne ki .. per shayad tum
nahi janti ki duniya chahe idhar ki udhar ho jaye .. lekin hamari dosti kabhi nahi
tut sakti ...

fir junaid bola ..

JUNAID --- chalo ab mai tumhe pura khel samjhata hu .. ye sab kabse aur kaise
khela hamne ...
"" thoda flash back me jaao .. kis tarah tum ruby ke peeche padi hui thi ... ki tumhe
aadil se pyar ho gaya hai .. jab se tumne use party me dekha tab se tum uski
deewani ho gayi ho ... tum reh nahi pa rahi ho iske bina ...
tum per yakeen karke .. tumhari tadap dekh kar ruby ne armaan se ye baat batai
...
tabhi armaan ka dimag thanka .. ki ye to impossible hai ... aisa ho hi nahi sakta ...
pata hai kyu .. kyuki pichle kai saalo se aadil kisi party me gaya hi nahi ... jab se
uske abbu ki death hui hai .. tab se wo party me jana hi choor diya ..
ab tum khud socho .. jab wo kai saalo se kisi party me gaya hi nahi .. to tumne use
kaha dekh liya ...

ye sunkar nigar ka sir zhuk gaya .. tab armaan bola ..

ARMAAN --- hame tum per saq to tha .. per yakeen nahi tha .. isiliye ham sab wo hi
karte rahe .. jaisa tum chahti thi .. aadil se tumhari mohabbat .. ruby se meri
duriya ... sab aise hi chalne diya ... fir waqt aaya hame apni chal chalne ka ..
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hamne sabse pehle ruby ko ye baat batai .. us bechari ka to dil hi tut gaya .. use to
yakeen hi nahi ho raha tha ki uski sabse aachi saheli hi use dhoka de rahi hai ....
hum ye to jaan chuke the ki ye sab khel tum khel rahi ho .. per kyu .. ye nahi jante
the .. isliye tumhari har chaal me hum log jaan bujh kar phaste gaye .. jab tumne
bataya ki ruby ne mere saath dhoka kiya hai .. wo mujhse pyar nahi karti ... uska
character kharab hai .. us waqt mujhe tum per gussa nahi .. taras aa raha tha .. kis
tarah ek ladki is had tak gir sakti hai .. ki apni hi saheli ko zaleel karne me lagi hai
...
ruby ke saath kya hua tha .. ye mujhe usi waqt pata chal gaya tha .. use ne mujhe
phone karke bataya tha ki uski bhabhi ne sab sun liya hai .. wo bhi tumhari chalaki
ki wajah se ...
tab maine hi kaha tha .. ki kuch din college mat aaye .. aur apna phone switch off
kar de ...
fir hame intejar tha tumhare agle kadam ka .. wo tumne do din baad uthaya ..
aadil aur mere beech ladai karwa kar ...
ham sab wahi karte rahe .. per hame kuch samajh me nahi aa raha tha .. ki tum
aisa kar kyu rahi ho ..

fir aadil bola ...

AADIL --- lekin usi raat hame sara sach pata chal gaya .. jab tum us kameene
maulvi se milne gayi .. tab jake hame pata chala ki ye sab khel maulvi tumse khila
raha hai .. bas fir kya tha .. hamne bhi apna master plan banaya ...
mai aur junaid maulvi ke aadmi ban gaye .. taki uske plan ko aachi tarah samajh
sake .. usse milne ke baad hi hame pata chala ki maulvi aur pandit ek dusre me
mile hue hai ... aur wo armaan aur ruby ko khatam karna chahte hai ..
unke us plan ko hamne anjaam diya .. lekin apne style se ... pandit ne hame behosh
ki dawa di .. taki mai in dono ko ye dawa dekar aaram se jala saku ..
plan ke mutabik armaan aur ruby ne maulvi ke aadmi ko dikhane ke liye behoshi
ka natak kiya .. fir jab ham sab jhopde se bahar nikle ... theek usi samay .. armaan
aur ruby bhi khidki se bahar nikal gaye .. aur jungle me chip gaye ... hamne to sirf
khali jhopda jalaya ...

sari baate sunne ke baad .. nigar boli ..

NIGAR --- jab tum logo ko sara sach pehle se hi pata tha .. to ye sab natak kyu kiya
.. agar zara si bhi galti ho jati to ...

ARMAAN --- taki .. hame maulvi aur pandit ke khilaf saboot mil sake ... jab bhi
aadil maulvi se milta tha .. to uski shirt me ek camera laga hota tha ... aise karke
hame sare saboot milte chale gaye .. hame te ye bhi pata tha ki wo dono .. tum
teeno ko marwa kar pure sahar me dange karwana chahta hai ... lekin ab unki ye
iccha kabhi puri nahi hogi .. kyuki kal hi unka video pura sahar dekh raha hoga ...
hum live dikhane wale hai ... aur hamare plan me kabhi galti ho hi nahi sakti thi ...
kyuki ye sara plan hamne nahi kisi aur ne banaya hai ... tumhe kya laga .. hum sirf
teen log hai ..

ye sunkar nigar hairat se use dekhne lagi ..

armaan aage bola ..
ARMAAN --- madem .. hum teen nahi char log hai .. aur wo jisne ye sara khel racha
hai .. wo hamara dost hai ... " BLOOD GAME " ke writer .. PUNEET PUNU .. naam
hai uska .. aur uska banaya hua plan kabhi fail nahi ho sakta ..

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nigar apna sir neeche karke boli ..

NIGAR --- mai manti hu .. ki jo maine kiya bahut galat kiya ... us maulvi ke
behkawe me aakar na jane kya -2 gunah kar diya .. yaha tak ki apni bahan jaisi
dost ko bhi dhoka diya ... allah mujhe kabhi maaf nahi karega ... lekin ek baat sach
hai .. ki mai aadil se sacche dil se mohabbat karti hu ... ye jante hue bhi ki ab wo
mujhe nahi apnayega .. lekin tab bhi mai usi se mohabbat karti hi rahungi .. mai
apni zindagi ki aakhari saans tak usse mohabbat karti rahungi ...

itna keh kar nigar wahi ghutno ke bal baith kar foot -2 kar rone lagi ..
aadil dheere se use uthata hai ..aur kehta hai ..
AADIL --- sahi kaha tumne .. maine kabhi pyar kiya hi nahi .. bas natak karta raha
.. lekin us ladki se jo pehle thi .. per ab jo ladki mere samne hai .. wo puri tarah
badal chuki hai .. ab mere samne ek pyari si .. khoobsurat si .. ek pari hai .. aur
bhala mai uska dil kaise dukha sakta hu ..

nigar ne hairat se aadil ki aankho me dekha .. usme use apne liye beshumar pyar
nazar aaya ..
aadil ne dheere se uske maathe per kiss kiya aur bola ...
AADIL --- haa nigar .. ab mai tumse bahut pyar karta hu .. kya tum mujhse saadi
karogi ...

jawab me nigar ne apne hoonth aadil ke hoontho per rakh diye .. aur dono sari
duniya se bekhabar ek dusre me samate chale gaye ...

wahi junaid apni aankhe fade dono ko dekh raha tha ... armaan ne uske sir per ek
chapat lagate hue kaha ...
ARMAAN --- chal be .. kya dekh raha hai .. dono apne me mast hai .. unhe disturb
mat kar .. aur mujhe choor de apni bike se .. ruby wait kar rahi hogi ...

JUNAID --- abe dekhne de na .. aisa live show maine kabhi nahi dekha ...
ARMAAN --- sale sharam nahi aati .. apne dost ki chumma chati dekh raha hai ..
JUNAID --- to kya karu .. apni kismat me to kuch hai nahi .. tere paas bhi hai .. ab
aadil ke paas bhi aa gai. . bacha mai .. salo apne dost ke liye to kuch karte nahi ..
upar se gyaan bant te rehte ho ... rajesh khanna ki ek movie thi ... "" haathi mere
saathi " ... meri zindagi bhi theek waisi hi ho gai hai ... "" haath hi mere saathi "...

armaan hasta hua .. junaid ko waha se le jata hai ...

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update - 30

Aadil aur junaid ki maut ki khabar maulvi aur pandit ko raat ko hi mil chuki thi ...
dono ki khusiyo ka koi thikana nahi tha ..

next day ..
maulvi aur pandit .. dono apne usi bangle me milte hai ...

SWAMI --- maulvi sahab ... ab to aap khus hai na .. un dono ko upar pahucha kar
aapka badla pura ho gaya ...

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MAULVI --- haa swami ji .. ab jake dil ko bada sukun mila hai .. salo ne badi
beizzati ki thi meri ..

tabhi unke saath baitha kadir bola ...

KADIR --- lekin swami ji .. nigar ko kyu marwa diya ... use to bacha lete .. mere liye
hi sahi ... sali item badi chikni thi ..

is baat per maulvi hasra hua bola ..

MAULVI --- kyu kadir miya .. dil aa gaya tha kya uspe .. ya fir us phool ko bhi
sungh kar kuchal dete ..
KADIR -- phoolo ko sirf sunghne me hi maza aata hai maulvi sahab ... agar zyada
din tak apne paas rakhenge ... to sad jayegi ...

tabhi swami bola ..

SWAMI --- are kadir miya .. nirash kyu hote ho ... nigar na mili to na sahi .. ladkiyo
ki kami hai kya hamare paas ... abhi apne aashram se 3-4 apsaraye bulwata hu ...
jo pasand aaye to tumhara ..

KADIR --- kacchi laki ko masalne ka maza hi agal hota hai swami ji ... ek alag sa
nasha hota hai unme ... jo aapki un apsarao me nahi ..

SWAMI --- chinta kyu karte ho .. wo bhi kacchi kaliya hi hongi .. bas thodi mehnat
karni hogi ... kyuki unhe meri asliyat ka pata nahi hai .. wo log to mujhe apna
bhagwaan mante hai ..

ye sunkar kadir aur maulvi khus ho gaye ..

MAULVI -- agar unka bhagwaan hi unka bhoog lagana chahte hai to ye bade garv
ki baat hogi .. seedhe jannat jayegi wo sab ...

ye keh kar teeno apni haiwaniyat ki hasi hasne lagte hai ..

is baat se bekhabar ki unka kala aur ghinona chahra is waqt pura aazad nagar
dekh raha hai ...

video ko dekh kar logo me ek aakrosh sa phailta ja raha tha ... chahe hindu ho ya
musalman ... jo bhi wo video dekh raha tha .. gussa uske ander bharta ja raha tha
...

aazad nagar ke sare hindu .. jinhone us pakhandi ko apna devta apna bhagwaan
apna sabkuch maan liya tha ... ab is video ko dekh kar unki sari galatfahmi dur
hoti ja rahi thi ...
yahi haal muslimo ka bhi tha .. jis maulvi ko unhone khuda ka ek nek banda
samjha .. asal me wo ek darinda niklega .. ye unhone nahi socha tha ...
samaj ka gussa tab sir chad kar bola jab us video se unhe ye pata chala ki armaan
aur ruby ki hatya kar di gai hai ... aur ye hatya kisi aur ne nahi balki in dono
kameeno ne apne swarth ke liye ki hai ...
aur to aur .. ye dono is hatya ko dange ka roop dena chahte the ...
fir kya tha .. bhadak utha pura aazad nagar ...

is waqt "JAY HO " movie ka ek dailog bilkul isi situation ke liye bana hai ...
" AAM AADMI EK SOTA HUA SHER HAI ... UNGLI MAT KARNA .. WARNA CHEED
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FAAD DALEGA "

jaha is waqt pura aazad nagar gusse ki aag me jal raha tha .. wahi do gharo me
matam sa cha gaya tha ...
armaan aur ruby ke ghar me ...

bhale hi un dono pariwaro ne apne baccho se sare nate tod liye the .. per wo the to
unke apne hi .. bechare apne baccho ki maut ka sadma bhala kaise bardast kar
pate ...
ruby ke ghar me ..

AALAM (rote hue) --- meri bacchi ko maar dala .. un darindo ne .. jis insaan ko
maine khuda samjha .. usi ne meri duniya ujaad di ... kya galti thi uski .. aisa kya
gunah kar diya tha usne .. jo meri phool si sehjadi ko itni berahmi se maar dala ..

tabhi ruby ka bhai sikandar khada ho kar bola ..

SIKANDAR --- abbu .. us din to aapne hame rok liya tha .. per aaj nahi rokenge ...
aaj us maulvi ko mere haatho se koi nahi bacha sakta ...

tabhi jeenat boli ..

JEENAT -- mai bhi chalungi .. ruby sirf aapki bahan thi .. lekin mere liye wo meri
beti thi .. meri jaan thi wo ... aur ek maa hone ke nate mai us kameene insaan ko
nahi chodungi .. shayad use nahi pata ki ek maa agar apne bacche ke liye sari
duniya ke aage zhuk sakti hai .. to wo hi maa apne bacche ke liye .. sari duniya ko
jala bhi sakti hai ... aaj mai use bataungi ki ek maa se uske bacche ko cheenne ka
anjaam kya hota hai ....

aisa hi kuch haal armaan ke ghar me bhi tha ...

JANKI (rote hue , diwakar se) --- mil gai na ab aapke kaleje ko thandak .. yahi
chahte the na aap sabhi .. ki armaan is ghar se chala jaaye .. ab to wo itna dur
chala gaya ki ham chah kar bhi use nahi bula sakte .. ab to khus hai na aap .. to
jaiye khusiya manaiye .. aise chup chap sir zhuka ke afsos kyu mana rahe hai ...

jakni ki baate sun kar diwakar apna sir upar utha kar use dekhte hai .. diwakar ki
bhi aankho me is waqt aanshu the. ...

DIWAKAR --- tum kya samajhti ho janki .. ki mai armaan se pyar nahi karta tha ..
are beta tha wo mera .. mera jo gussa tha wo sirf dikhawe ke liye tha .. taki wo
hamesha sahi raah me chal sake .. jab bhi wo so jata .. to chupke se mai uske room
me jata .. uske sirhane baith kar ghanto use dekhta rehta ... kabhi wo mujhse paise
to mangta nahi tha .. isliye mai hi chupke se uske jeb me paise rakh diya karta tha
.. taki use kabhi bhi kisi bhi cheej ki kami na ho ... jis din wo us ladki ke saath ghar
choor ke chala gaya tha .. us raat mai bahut roya ... aur bas ye hi dua karta raha ki
wo jaha bhi rahe khus rahe .. aaj nahi to kal wo laut kar aayega hi hamare paas ..
lekin us kameene pandit ne meri sari khusiya cheen li .. maar dala mere bete ko ...
chodunga nahi mai use ... jaan se maar dunga ...

tabhi armaan ke dono bhai .. Sanjay aur avinash bhi khade ho gaye ...
SANJAY -- chaliye papa ... aaj zinda nahi chodenge us pandit ko ...

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sabhi apne apne gharo se nikal chuke the ... hazaro lakho ki tadad me log ... maut
bankar pandit aur maulvi ki taraf badh rahe the ..

in sab baato se anjaan pandit, maulvi aur kadir .. bangle me apni raas lila me
magan the ....
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idhar pura sahar nikal pada tha unhe marne ke liye ..

wahi in sab se bekhabar ye teeno apni raas leela me lage hue the ..

pandit ke aashram se teen ladkiyo ko zabardasti laya gaya ..

aur teeno (pandit, maulvi aur kadir) bhookhe bhediyo ki tarah hall me hi un per
zhapat pade ...

teeno ladkiya apni laaz bachane ke liye bahut kosis karti rahi .. isi zhapta zhapti
me ladkiyo ke kapde aadhe fat chuke the ..

ab isse pehle ki wo kameene had se aage badh pate .. teeno ke pichwade per ek ek
laat padti hai .. aur teeno ladkiyo se chut kar dur ja girte hai ..

mauka pakar teeno ladkiya .. apne ardh - nagna shareer ko apne hi haatho se
chipati hui ek kone me dubak kar baith jati hai .. aur rone lagti hai ...

wahi jab pandit, maulvi aur kadir palat kar dekhte hai .. to unki aankhe fati ki fati
reh jati hai ...
kyuki samne sakshat tridev (armaan, aadil aur junaid) unki maut bankar khade
the ...

aascharya se unka muh khula ka khula reh gaya ... zaldi se khade hokar teeno
hairat se ek dusre ka muh dekhne lage .. jaise puch rahe ho ye kaise ho sakta hai ...

pandit kaanpti aawaz me bola ..

PANDIT --- tum teeno zinda ho ... lekin tumhe to hamne marva diya tha ..

ARMAAN --- kyu zhatka laga .. hame zinda dekh kar .. shayad tu bhool raha hai ki
jaan lena aur dena sab us upar wale ka kaam hai ... tujh jaise kameeno ka nahi ...
waise bhi teri itni aukaat nahi ki hame maar sake ...

fir aadil bola ..

AADIL -- plan to tum logo ka aacha tha .. hamare haato armaan ki hatya karwa
kar .. fir hame bhi jaan se maar dena .. aur fir pure sahar me dange karwa kar ..
hamari mauto ko dange ki wajah bata kar saaf bach jana .. great plan ...

MAULVI --- nigar ne to tum teeno ko alag kar diya tha .. fir tum ek kaise hue ..

JUNAID --- hamari dosti itni kacchi nahi hai maulvi .. ki halki si hawa chali aur tut
ke bikhar gai .. are agar khud khuda bhi aakar hame alag karna chahe to bhi nahi
kar sakta .. to fir teri kya aukaat hai ..

MAULVI -- matlab tum logo ko pehle se hi pata tha nigar ke bare me ...
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ARMAAN (mushkurate hue) -- haa maulvi .. hame pata tha .. bas tera plan
samajhne ke liye hame natak karna pada ...

AADIL --- chaal tum logo ne bhi chali .. aur chaal hamne bhi chali .. per afsos .. ki
hamari chaal tum logo se zyada aachi thi ... tumne jo teer hame marne ke liye
chalaya tha .. hamne usi teer se tum teeno kameeno ka sikar kar diya ...

ye sunkar kadir bhadak utha ..

KADIR -- apni juban ko lagam do ...

wo bas itna hi keh paya tha .. ki armaan ka ek zor dar thappad uske gaal per pada
..

ARMAAN --- jab bade kuch bol rahe ho .. to beech me bhooka nahi karte ... kya tere
malik ne tujhe itna bhi nahi sikhaya ...

MAULVI --- sikhaya to bahut kuch hai .. waqt aane per ye kya kar sakta hai .. ye
tum nahi jante ho ..
AADIL --- waqt .. bas ye hi to nahi hai tumhare paas ... kabhi bhi tum teeno ka
bulawa aa sakta hai ..

tabhi pandit bola ...

PANDIT --- aacha hua ki tum sab zinda ho .. shayad hamare hi haatho tum logo ki
maut likhi hai ..

MAULVI --- tum teeno ne bahut badi galti kar di yaha aakar .. ab yaha se zinda
nahi ja paaoge ..

ye sunkar teeno zor se hasne lage ..

unhe yu hasta dekh pandit fir bola ..
PANDIT --- lagta hai .. maut ko samne dekh kar teeno pagal ho gaye hai ..

ye sunkar armaan ne use haath se rukne ka ishara kiya .. aur samne deewar per
lagi L.E.D tv ko on kar diya .. jisme is waqt us bangle ke ander ka live show chal
raha tha ..

ye dekh kar teeno ki hawa kharab ho jati hai ..

maulvi hairat se kehta hai ..
MAULVI --- ye sab kya hai .. ham tv per kaise ...

pandit apne charo or nazar ghumata hai ..

PANDIT --- is ghar me camera kisne lagaya ..

tabhi junaid bola ..

JUNAID --- ye nek kaam maine hi kiya hai .. yaad hai wo din .. jab tum logo ne
hame yaha bulaya tha .. aur armaan ko marne ke badle me ye bangla hamare
naam karne ko kaha tha .. aur mai is bangle ki khoobsurati dekhne chala gaya tha
.. bas usi waqt ye cameras bhi laga diye .. yaha aadil tum logo ko apni baato me
lagaye hue tha .. aur waha mai apne kaam ko anjaam de raha tha ...

ARMAAN ---- aur sirf itna hi nahi .. jab jab aadil tum logo se milne jata tha .. tab
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tab uske shirt me ek camera laga hota tha ..

ab to tum logo ka asli chahra sabke samne aa gaya hai .. kheel khatam ho gaya hai
tum sab ka .. bahut bewkoof bana chuke ho tum log ... bhagwaan aur allah ke
naam per bahut ladwaya hai hame ... per ab nahi ...
jin bholi bhali janta ko tum logo ne loota hai .. aaj wo hi janta dekhna tum sab ka
kya hasra karti hai ...

armaan ki baat sunkar pandit, maulvi aur kadir teeno ke pairo ke neeche se
zameen hi khisak jati hai .. teeno apna sir zhuka kar chup chao khade hue the ...

tabhi aadil ki nazar un teeno ladkiyo per padti hai .. jo abhi bhi apne haatho se
apna jism dhake hue thi .. jin aankho me kuch der pehle aanshu the .. ab unhi
aankho me ek chamak thi ..

aadil bhaag ke ek room me gaya .. aur waha se teen chadar lakar un teeno ladkiyo
ko dhak diya ..
teeno ne shradha se aadil ke samne apne haath jod liye ..

AADIL --- kab tak dusro ke samne aise hi haath jodti rahogi ... apni takat ko
pehchano .. nari hi tum log ... maa durga ka roop ho tum .. apne ander ki shakti ko
jagao ... aur dikha do in kameeno ko .. ek aurat .. apni izaat aur apni maan
maryada ki raksha karne ke liye .. maa kali bhi ban sakti hai ... jaao .. jake maro
inhe .. aur tab tak marna jab tak tum log thak na jaao ..
itna kafi tha .. un teeno ladkiyo me josh bharne ke liye ...
fir kya tha .. teeno ladkiya tut padi .. pandit ,maulvi aur kadir per ...
jaha abhi thodi der pehle teeno ladkiya chilla rahi thi .. ab wo teeno kameene chilla
rahe the ...

armaan aadil aur junaid khade hokar ye tamasha dekh rahe the ...
update - 32 (only friends special)

abhi teeno ladkiya .. pandit, maulvi aur kadir ko peet hi rahi thi .. ki tabhi
inspector ZAIBKHAN waha aa gaya ...

ZAIBKHAN (armaan se) --- tum logo ka program kitni der tak chalne wala hai ..
ARMAAN --- bas baaki sab bhi aate hi honge .. thodi der me ..

tabhi darwaje se PUNEET ki aawaj aayi ...

PUNEET --- hum aa gaye bhai ..
ARMAAN --- yaar .. baki sab kaha hai ..
PUNEET -- bas aate hi honge ..
ZAIBKHAN --- yaar tum log zaldi apna kaam khatam kar lena .. aur dhyan rahe ..
ye teeno mar na paye .. baki ye camera band kar diya na ..
PUNEET --- ghabrao mat zaib bhai .. sare cameras band hai .. aur hum aapki
naukari per bilkul bhi aanch nahi aane denge ...

tabhi ek ladka bhagta hua aaya aur ek zor dar thappad pandit ke gaal per lagaya
..
PUNEET --- are MASTIXOSSIP bhai .. aap yaha ..
MASTIXOSSIP --- kya karu bhai .. rok nahi paya khud ko .. in kameeno ko peetne
ka itna aacha mauka haath se kaise jane deta .. sale danga karayenge ..
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ye keh kar ek thappad maulvi aur ek kadir ke bhi laga di ..

tabhi peeche se RGCRAZYBOY bhai ki aawaj aayi ..
RGCRAZYBOY -- ham sab bhi hai line me ...

sab palat kar dekhte hai .. RG bhai ke saath waha K.I.SINGH, RAHULMEFALTU,
SANDEEP SARARRI, ROHIT. V, MY LIFE MY RULES, SANDIP PATEL, ARYAN
SAHU, P1 LOVELY, SEXY AYUSH, MAK 42 ,LITTLE CHAMP, BIRD LOVER, aur THE
FIGHTER bhai sab khade the ..

itne logo ko dekh kar ZAIBKHAN bolta hai ..

ZAIBKHAN -- yaar itne log .. ye teeno to mar jayenge ..

ARMAAN -- bhai daro nahi .. sab ek ek thappad hi marenge .. ye sab mere dost hai
..

fir kya tha .. sabhi tut pade pandit, maulvi aur kadir ke upar ..
bechare teeno sirf bachao -2 hi chillate reh gaye ..
tabhi puneet ki nazar sabse peeche khade MONU bhai per padi .. jo chup chap
tamasha dekh rahe the ..

PUNEET -- kya hua monu bhai .. aap nahi peetoge kya ..

MONU -- yaar mai ahinsa ka pujari hu .. gandhi ji ka bhakth hu .. mai kisi per
haath nahi uthata ..

tabhi peeche se DON LOVER ki aawaj aayi ...

DON LOVER --- koi baat nahi monu bhai ka kota mai puri kar dunga .. jab bhi aata
hu .. reps deta hu .. aaj laat dunga .. in kameeno ko .. sale hamare beech danga
karayenge ..

itna keh kar tut pada teeno per ..

teeno ki halat bahut kharab ho chuki thi ...

tabhi waha gusse se dahadta hua RUDRA RAJPUT bhai aa gaye ..
RUDRA --- salo ko kaat dunga .. cheer dunga .. faad dunga .. himmat kaise hui mere
dosto ko marne ki ..

puneet unka gussa shant karata hua bola ...

PUNEET --- bhai .. tum mat maro .. warna teeno mar jayenge .. aur zaib bhai ki
naukri khatre me aa jayegi ...
RUDRA -- uff .. kya mushkil hai .. ab mai in kameeno ko maar bhi nahi sakta ..
chalo koi baat nahi .. zaib bhai ke liye .. kuch bhi ... waise meri pari nahi aayi kya
..

tabhi AAZAD bhai (KAMINA786) ki aawaj gunji ..

AAZAD --- pari nahi sahi .. para to aa gaya .. ab ye aazad in teeno ko duniya se
aazad kar dega ...

itna keh kar aazad apne haath me pakdi hui sharab ki botal ko maulvi ke sir per
patakne hi wala tha ki RG bhai ne pakad liya ..
RG --- are bhai .. jaan se nahi marna hai .. chao to 2-4 thappad maar lo ..
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AAZAD --- ok .. jaan se nahi marta .. lekin in teeno ke ande zaroor phodunga ...

ye sunkar pandit, maulvi aur kadir zaldi se apne haath se apne ando ko cover kar
liya ..
RG --- are bhai .. ande bhi nahi phodne hai ..
AAZAD --- to kya phodu ..
RG --- kuch mat phodo .. waise bhi ye teeno pehle se hi tut foot chuke hai ..

tabhi waha KIRAN (GUDIYA) aa gai ..

GUDIYA --- per mai to peetungi hi ..
itna keh kar gudiya ne apne pairo se sandal nikal liya ..
GUDIYA --- aaj mai inka takla khol dungi ...
fir kya tha sab dekhte hi reh gaye aur gudiya teeno ke sir per sandal ki barsaat
suru kar di ..

tabhi waha gudiya -2 chillati hui uski didu (aprajita) bhi aa gai ..

APRAJITA --- bas kar gudiya .. warna teri tabiyat kharab ho jayegi ...

rudra aprajita ke paas ja kar bola ..

RUDRA --- pari .. bahut der laga di aane me ..
APPU --- wo sab baad me rudra .. pehle gudiya ko shant karao ...

RUDRA --- are gudiya .. shant hi jaao .. aur bas bhi karo .. kitna marogi unhe ..
GUDIYA --- rudra .. beech me mat aao .. warna mai tumhara takla food dungi ...

ye sunkar rudra chup ho gaya ..

APPU --- gudiya plz shant ho ja .. warna sach me teri tabiyat kharab ho jayegi ..
aur raat bhar mujhe tere daiper badalne padenge ...

GUDIYA --- chahe kuch bhi ho jaye didu .. per mai inhe nahi chodungi ..

aprajita se aur na raha gaya .. usne gudiya ko peeche se kas ke pakad liya .. aur
unse dur le gai .. lekin gudiya apni takat laga ke apne aap ko chudane ki kosis
karne lagi ..
GUDIYA --- didu choor do mujhe .. aaj mai inhe ulta tang dungi ..

teeno itna dar gaye the ki bhaag kar zaibkhan ke kadmo me gir gaye ..
PANDIT --- inspector .. hame arrest kyu nahi karte .. zaldi se hame lock up me daal
do .. warna ye ladki hame jaan se maar degi ...

ZAIBKHAN --- kya hua .. dar gaya na isse .. are isse to pura xossip darta hai .. to
teri aukat hi kya hai ... shaitano ki nani hai ye .. jhansi ki rani hai ye ..
dosto ke liye sweet gudiya hai ..aur dusmano ke liye aafat ki pudiya hai ye ..

tabhi armaan, aadil aur junaid .. teeno ka girebaan pakad kar uthate hai ..
ARMAAN --- dekha tune .. ye hai mere dost .. ise kehte hai dosti ..mere ek baar
bulane se hi na jane itni dur -2 se aa gaye .. wo bhi sirf mere liye ... bol kar du tum
logo ko inke hawale ...

PANDIT --- nahi armaan .. plz hame in logo ke hawale mat karo .. warna sab milkar
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hamari jaan le lenge ...

tabhi aadil bola ..

AADIL --- daro nahi .. hum tum jaise nahi hai .. tum logo ko saza sirf kanoon dega
..

tabhi bahar se ek constable bhagta hua aaya aur zaibkhan se bola ...
CONSTABLE -- sir .. bahar bheed bekabu hoti ja rahi hai .. aap zaldi se in teeno ko
yaha se le chaliye ...

ZAIBKHAN --- theek hai ... chalo chalte hai ..

itna keh kar sabhi un teeno ko lekar bahar aa jate hai ....
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Bahar hazaro ki tadad me log khade hue the ..

sabhi ki aankho me ek gussa bhara hua tha ..
jaise hi police pandit,maulvi aur kadir ko lekar bahar nikli ... sabhi ek saath
chillane lage ..

" maro in kameeno ko .. salo ne dhokha diya hai hame .. "

puri police force bheed ko kaabu karne me lagi hui thi ...
ye nazara dekh un teeno ki to saanse hi atak gai .. tabhi armaan bola ...

ARMAAN -- dekho tum log .. ye hai aam janta .. ye jab apni per aa jaye na fir
itihaas badal deti hai .. kal tak jo log tere aange zhukte the .. aaj wahi tujhe gaaliya
de rahe hai .. tera khoon karna chahte hai .. tu inhe aaps me ladwana chahta tha
na .. dekh aaj ye sab milkar tujhse ladne aaye hai ... bahut kheel liya tum logo ne ye
zaat paat ka khel .. bas bahut hua ... ab zindagi bhar jail me baith kar swami -
swami .. maulvi -maulvi khelte rehna ...

ye sunkar teeno ke sir sharam se zhuk gaye .. aur fir police un teeno ko kisi tarah
bheed se bachati hui le gai ...

jaise hi bheed kuch kam hui ki tabhi armaan ke kandhe per kisi ne haath rakkha ..
usne palat kar dekha to paya ki uske pita diwakar aur saath me pura pariwar
waha khada hai .. aur sabhi ki aankho me aanshu hai ...
unhe dekhte hi armaan bola ..
ARMAAN --- papa .. aap sab yaha ...

bas itna hi keh paya tha ki diwakar ne use kas ke apne gale laga liya .. aur rote hue
bole ...
DIWAKAR --- beta tu zinda hai .. tujhe nahi pata, kya haal ho gaya tha mera, jab se
tere marne ki khabar hame mili ...

ARMAAN -- papa .. plz chup ho jaiye .. mujhe kuch nahi hua .. ye sab to bas ek natak
tha .. in logo ka sach sabke samne lane ke liye ..
DIWAKAR --- itna kuch karne se pehle .. tune ek baar bhi nahi socha ki agar tujhe
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sach me kuch ho jata to fir hamara kya hota .. are hamari nahi to kam se kam apni
maa aur bhabhiyo ke bare me hi socha hota .. dekh apni bhabhiyo ko .. kaise ro -2
kar apna bura haal bana liya hai .. aur teri maa .. wo to bechari pagal ho gai hai ..
zinda lash ban gai hai ..

ARMAAN -- maine unhe promise kiya tha .. ki mai zald hi wapas aaunga .. to bhala
mai apna wada kaise tod sakta hu .. mai zaroor wapas aata ...

DIWAKAR -- chal beta ghar chal .. teri maa tujhe dekh kar fir se jee uthegi ...

armaan abhi apne baki ke pariwar se mil hi raha tha ki tabhi jeenat uske samne
khadi ho gai ...
JEENAT (rote hue) --- armaan .. meri bacchi kaha hai .. kya wo bhi zinda hai ... ya
...
ARMAAN --- aap ... ruby ki bhabhi ho ..
JEENAT --- haa .. ab bolo na kya meri bacchi zinda hai ..

ARMAAN --- haa bhabhi, ruby zinda hai .. aur sahi salamat hai ..

ye sunkar jeenat, aalam aur uske teeno bhaiyo ke chahre per khusi ki ek lahar
daud gai ...
aalam, armaan ka haath apne haatho me lekar kehta hai ..

AALAM --- kaha hai meri beti ..

ARMAAN -- abhi bulata hu ..

ye keh kar armaan, kiran (gudiya) ko call karta hai ..

ARMAAN --- gudiya. ruby ko yaha lekar aana ..
KIRAN --- abhi lati hu ...

(darasal armaan ne ruby ko kiran ke paas uske ghar me rakhwa diya tha .. taki
agar use kuch hua to ruby safe reh sake .. kyuki kiran ke ghar me ghusne ki
himmat kisi ki nahi thi. )

call cut hone ke kuch der baad hi ek badi si car unke paas aakar ruki ... jisme se
sabse pehle aprajita, fir kiran aur uske baad ruby utri ...

ruby ko dekhte hi jeenat bhaag kar uske paas gai .. aur use kas ke apne gale laga
liya ..
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car se rubi ke utarte hi .. jeenat bhaag ke uske paas gai aur kas ke use apne gale se
laga liya ..

JEENAT (rote hue) -- meri bacchi .. meri jaan .. tu theek to hai na .. tujhe kuch hua
to nahi na ..

jeenat ko is tarah rote dekh .. rubi bhi rone lagi ..

RUBI --- nahi bhabhi .. mai theek hu .. mujhe kuch nahi hua ..

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JEENAT -- kaha chali gai thi tu .. pata hai mera kya haal ho gaya tha .. jab tv per
tere marne ki .........
bas itna hi keh payi .. aur fir se ro padi jeenat ..

rubi ne pyar se uske aanshu ponche aur boli ..

RUBI --- un logo ka sach samne lane ke liye hame aisa karna pada bhabhi .. se sab
hamara plan tha ...

jeenat zhutha gussa dikhate hue boli ..

JEENAT --- badi aayi plan karne wali .. aage se fir kabhi aisi harkat ki na to dekh
lena .. mujhse bura koi nahi hoga ..

rubi se apne kaan pakad kar ek sweet si smile ke saath kaha ..

RUBI -- sorry .. bhabhi .. ab nahi karungi .. maaf kar do na .. apni is gudiya ko ..

uski aisi harkat se jeenat bhi mushkura padi .. aur fir se use gale laga liya ..

tabhi aalam (rubi ke abbu) bole ..

AALAM -- jeenat beta .. meri sehjadi per mera bhi kuch haq hai ..

fir rubi apne abbu ke gale bhi lag gai ..

AALAM -- bahut dara diya tha tune meri bacchi .. mar hi gaya tha mai to ..
aalam ki aankhe bhi num ho gai thi ..
RUBI --- kya abbu .. ab aap bhi rone lage .. aap to mere sher abbu hai .. aur sher bhi
kabhi rote hai kya ..
AALAM --- theek hai nahi rota .. per ek wada kar ki fir kabhi aisi harkat nahi karegi
..

RUBI --- promise abbu .. ab se fir kabhi aisi harkat nahi karungi ..

aalam pyar se uske maathe ko chumte hue kehte hai ..

AALAM --- chal beta ghar chal .. aaj bade din baad sukoon ki neend aayegi ...

wahi armaan ko bhi uske pariwar wale chalne ko keh rahe the ..
per shayad rubi aur armaan ke dil me kuch aur chal raha tha ..

rubi apne abbu ko dekh kar boli ..

RUBI --- abbu .. aapse ek baat karni hai ...

AALAM -- haa beta .. ghar chalke baat karte hai ..
RUBI --- nahi abbu .. baat bahut jaruri hai ..

aalam ke saath -2 uske sabhi ghar wale uski or dekhne lagte hai ..
RUBI --- abbu .. hum armaan se mohabbat karte hai .. aur usse shadi karna chahte
hai ..

rubi ke muh se ye baat sunkar sabhi ke hosh udd gaye .. yaha tak ki armaan ki
family walo ki bhi ...
tabhi armaan ke pita diwakar armaan se kehte hai ..
DIWAKAR --- armaan ghar chal .. hame der ho rahi hai .. aur pata nahi teri maa
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maa ki kya halat ho rahi hogi ..

ARMAAN --- papa .. mai bhi rubi se bahut pyar karta hu .. plz. maan jaaiye ...
DIWAKAR --- gusse se ... nahi armaan .. ye kabhi nahi ho sakta .. hum hindu hai
aur wo muslim .. hamare beech kabhi koi rishta nahi ban sakta ...

ARMAAN ---- lekin papa ...

bas itna hi keh paya tha ki diwakar fir bol pade ...

DIWAKAR --- armaan .. tujhe meri kasam .. agar ek lafz bhi aage bola to .. mera
mara hua muh dekhega ...

ye sunkar to armaan ke pairo ke neeche se zameen hi khisak gai .. ab bechara bolta

bhi to kya ...

tabhi aalam ki aawaj garji ...

AALAM --- rubi .. hamara mazhab hame dusre zaat me nikah ki izazat nahi deta ..
hindu aur muslim kabhi ek nahi ho sakte ...

RUBI --- lekin abbu ...

tabhi aalam fir bol pada. ..

AALAM --- rubi tujhe tujhe meri kasam .. ek lafz bhi tune kuch bola to ... ghar chal ..
hame der ho rahi hai ...

dono bilkul chup ho gaye the .. bole bhi to kya .. apne pyar ko bachane ke liye ..
kitna kuch nahi kiya .. lekin koi fayda nahi hua ...

pandit aur maulvi ka khel to inhone khatam kar diya .. lekin inki failai nafrat ko
khatam na kar sake ...

rubi aur armaan ek dusre se dur ja rahe the .. dono ki aankho me aanshu the .. per
lab sile hue the ... dono chah kar bhi kuch nahi kar pa rahe the ...

bas aankho me aanshu liye apni mohabbat ko khud se dur jate dekh rahe the ....
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armaan ke ghar pahucte hi .. janki (uski maa) usse lipat gai .. aur rone lagi ..

JANKI --- armaan ... mera beta .. tu zinda hai ..

armaan bhi apni maa se lipat gaya .. uski aankho se bhi aanshu nikal aaye ..
ARMAAN -- haa maa mai zinda hu .. ye sab to bas ek natak tha ..unka sach samne
lane ke liye ..

JANKI -- tere is natak ne meri jaan hi le li thi .. pata hai kitna royi hu mai .. tujhe
zara sa bhi taras nahi aata kya mujh per .. kyu itna satata rehta hai mujhe .. ab fir
kabhi aisi waisi harkat ki na to dekh lena .. mai mar hi jaungi ..
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armaan ne turant apna haath apni maa ke muh per rakh diya .. aur bola ...
ARMAAN --- fir kabhi aisi baat mat karna .. abhi to aapko bahut jeena hai .. meri
saadi karwani hai .. mere bacche sambhalne hai ..

ye sunkar janki mushkura deti hai ..

JANKI --- aacha .. to koi ladki pehle se hi pasand kar rakkhi hai ..
ARMAAN --- haa maa ... hai ek .. bilkul pari jaisi hai ..

tabhi diwakar ji garaj kar bole ..

DIWAKAR --- armaan ... maine tujhe mana kiya hai na ki tu us ladki ka naam bhi
nahi lega ..

armaan mushkurakar bola ..

ARMAAN --- per papa .. maine to uska naam liya hi nahi .. maine to sirf pari kaha ..

ye sunkar diwakar ji thoda haklate hue bole ..

DIWAKAR -- haa .. wo .. mai .. wo .. keh raha tha ki .. chahe kuch bui ho jaye .. ek
muslim ladki .. is ghar ki bahu kabhi nahi banegi ..

ARMAAN --- kya ye aapka aakhari faisla hai ..

DIWAKAR -- bilkul .. aur mera faisla kabhi nahi badlega ..
ARMAAN -- agar badal gaya to ..
DIWAKAR --- tu badalwayega .. kaise .. ghar se bhaag kar .. ya apni jaan dene ki
dhamki dekar ..

armaan mushkurate hue bola ..

ARMAAN --- nahi papa .. ye sab ulte seedhe kaam mai nahi karta .. kayar nahi hu
mai .. aapka hi beta hu ... thodi bahut zidd to mujh me bhi hai .. dekh lena .. aap
khud meri saadi usse karwayenge .. aur use is ghar ki bahu bhi banayenge ...

DIWAKAR --- sapne mat dekh ... aisa kabhi nahi hoga .. chahe jo kar le .. mera
faisla atal hai ...

itna keh kar diwakar ji bahar chale jate hai ..

unke jate hi sabhi armaan ko gher lete hai ..
SANJAY (bada bhai) --- yaar .. tune to aa bail mujhe maar .. wali baat kar di .. kya
jarurat thi papa ko challenge dene ki ..

AVINASH (no.2 bhai) --- yaar aacha khasa use lekar bhaga tha .. saadi kar ke aa
jata .. fir papa bhi kuch nahi kar pate ...
ARMAAN --- kyu ... mai bhaag kar saadi kyu karu .. mera pura pariwar hote hue ..
mai anatho ki tarah saadi nahi kar sakta ... meri saadi hogi aur usi se hogi .. aur
aap sabhi barati bankar nachte hue chalenge ...

RADHA --- per ye mumkin kaise hoga .. papa ji kabhi nahi manenge ...
ARMAAN (mushkura kar) -- manenge bhabhi .. wo jarur manenge .. bas sab waisa
hi hota rahe jaisa mai chahta hu ...

RASHMI (choti bhabhi) --- fir se koi plan bana rakkha hai kya ..
ARMAAN --- banana padta hai bhabhi .. mai to pehle se hi janta tha ki papa kabhi
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bhi hamare rishte ko nahi manenge ... isiliye .. ek plan pehle se hi ready kar ke
rakkha hai ...

tabhi janki boli ..

JANKI --- wo sab to theek hai .. lekin pehle ladki to dikha ..
ARMAAN --- kal dekh lena na .. photo me kya maza hai .. use samne la kar khada
kar dunga ...

JANKI --- lekin ........

ARMAAN --- baaki baate baad me ... pehle khana do .. bahut zor ki bhukh lagi hai
...

fir sab mil kar khana khane lagte hai ...

wahi rubi ke ghar me ...

sabhi chup chap dining table per baithe khana kha rahe the .. ki tabhi rubi
chahakte hue jeenat se boli ..
RUBI --- waise bhabhi .. kaisa laga wo aapko .. handsome hai na ..

ye sunkar jeenat to kya rubi ke teeno bhai ki hawa kharab ho jati hai .. wo sab rubi
ko hairat se ghoorne lagte hai ..
tabhi aalam bole ...

AALAM --- rubi ... kya tujhe meri di hui kasam bhi yaad nahi hai .. jo tu us ladke ka
naam le rahi hai ..
RUBI (masumiyat se) --- per abbu maine to uska naam liya hi nahi .. waise bhi
hindustani aurate kabhi bhi apne shohar ka naam nahi leti ...

ye sunkar aalam gusse se kehte hai ..

AALAM --- tu apni had se aage badh rahi rubi ... ye jo tu khawab dekh rahi hai .. wo
kabhi pure nahi honge .. mai aisa kabhi hone nahi dunga ...

RUBI --- gussa mat hoiye abbu .. jo hakikat hai .. mai wahi bata rahi hu .. aap khud
mera nikah usse karwayenge .. warna .......
AALAM --- warna kya ... fir se ghar se bhaag jayegi .. ya is baar apni jaan de degi ..
to fir sari baat hi khatam ho gai .. marta hua to hum tujhe dekh nahi sakte .. isse
aacha to tu ja .. jake usse saadi kar le .. magar yaad rakhna is saadi me is ghar ka
koi bhi insaan shareek nahi hoga ...

RUBI --- nahi papa .. na hi mai ghar se bhagungi .. na hi apni jaan dene ki kosis
karungi .. aur na hi uski yaad me din bhar room me baithi roti rahungi .. aalam
saikh ki beti hu .. kisi kamjoor insaan ki nahi .. hamari saadi ke liye aap khud
manoge ... wo hi aapko manayenge ..

AALAM --- to tu mujhe challenge kar rahi hai ..

RUBI --- abbu .. use maine chuna hai .. kuch khaas baat to hogi usme ... waise bhi
wo aapka hone wala damad hai .. ab wo jane aur aap .. mai beech me nahi aaungi
...

AALAM --- theek hai .. mai bhi dekhta hu .. kaise hoti hai tum dono ki saadi ...

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itna keh kar wo uth kar chale gaye .. unke jate hi .. jeenat kehti hai ..
JEENAT --- rubi .. tu pagal ho gai hai kya .. abbu se is tarah baat karte hai ..
RUBI -- bhabhi .. wo mere abbu hai .. unki izzat mere liye sabse pehle hai .. mai aisa
koi kaam nahi karungi jisse unhe sharmindgi mehsus ho ...

SIKANDAR --- wo to hame pata hai .. per ye bata ye sab hoga kaise .. wo mana
payega abbu ko ...
RUBI --- pehle ye batao .. aapko wo laga kaisa ..
AKRAM --- aacha laga ..
RUBI -- sirf aacha ..
ZAKIR -- are baba .. bahut aacha laga .. smart hai .. handsome hai .. ab to khus .. ab
bata kise karega wo ..

RUBI --- kya bhai .. jo itna bada plan bana kar pandit aur maulvi ko jail bhej sakta
hai .. to sochiye .. wo apne pyar ko pane ke liye kya kuch nahi kar sakta ... bas
dekhte jaiye ... kaise abbu khud hamari saadi ko raji hote hai ..

ye keh kar rubi bhi apne room me chali jati hai ....
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NEXT DAY ...

subah ke 8 baje the .. armaan ke ghar me sabhi log dining table per baith kar
nashta kar rahe the .. per armaan waha nahi tha ..

to diwakar ji, janki se bole ...

DIWAKAR --- ye armaan kaha hai .. kya abhi tak so ke nahi utha ...

koi kuch keh pata .. usse pehle hi darwaje per dastak hui ..
JANKI --- ab itni subah kon aa gaya ..

RADHA --- mai dekhti hu ..

ye keh kar usne jaise hi gate khola .. to samne ruby ko dekh uski aankhe hairat se
badi ho gai ..
ruby ke saath 2-3 bags bhi the ..
ruby ne bade pyar se radha ko kaha ..
RUBY --- namaste .. bhabhi ...

ab isse pehle radha kuch keh pati .. peeche se diwakar ji apni kadak aawaj me bole
..

DIWAKAR -- a ladki .. tum yaha kya kar rahi ho ..

RUBY -- ji wo armaan .......

uski baat ko beech me hi kat te hue diwakar ji fir bol pade ..

DIWAKAR ---- armaan se nahi mil sakti tum ... aur tumhari himmat kaise hui yaha
aane ki ..

RUBY --- ji mai armaan ke liye nahi .. balki aapke liye aayi hu ..
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DIWAKAR --- per hame tumse milna to dur .. tumhari shakal dekhna bhi pasand
nahi hai ... dafa ho jaao hamare ghar se ..

RUBY --- per uncle .. mai yaha se jane nahi ... yaha rehne aayi hu ...

ye sunkar diwakar ke saath -2 pure ghar ke sadasya hi hill gaye ...

DIWAKAR --- kya bak rahi ho tum .. is ghar me tumhari koi jagah nahi hai ... yaha
rehna to dur ... is ghar me mai tumhe kadam tak nahi rakhne dunga ...

RUBY --- kyu uncle .. armaan ki baat se dar gaye kya ... ki kahi mai sach me aapko
pasand na aa jaau ...
DIWAKAR --- duniya chahe idhar ki udhar ho jaye .. fir bhi mai tumhe is ghar ki
bahu nahi banaunga ...

RUBY --- agar aapko apne aap per itna hi confidence hai .. to fir rehne digiye na
mujhe yaha ... bas kuch hi dino ki to baat hai .. agar maine aapke dil me jagah
bana li .. to aapko hamari sarth maanni hogi ... agar nahi bana payi .. to mai khud
armaan ki zindagi se dur chali jaungi ...

kuch soch kar diwakar ji bole ..

DIWAKAR --- theek hai .. mujhe ye challenge manjoor hai ... per apni baat yaad
rakhna .. agar mere dil me tumhare liye zara si bhi jagah nahi bani to tum armaan
ko hamesha -2 ke liye bhool jaaogi ...

RUBY --- mai wada karti hu ...

ye sunkar diwakar ji ke hoontho per ek vijayi mushkaan aa jati hai ... jaise unhe
pata hi hai ki ye sharth to wo hi jeetne wale hai ...

DIWAKAR (radha se) -- jaao .. armaan ko bula kar laao ...

RUBY --- ji wo ghar per nahi hai .. wo mere ghar gaye hai ...

ye sunkar fir se sabhi chook jate hai ..

DIWAKAR --- aacha .. to ye sab tum dono ka plan tha ... koi baat nahi ... mai bhi
uska baap hu ... haarna maine seekha nahi ... janki .. ise armaan ke room me le
jaao ... aaj se ye wahi rahegi ...

itna keh kar diwakar ji bahar nikal jate hai ... unke jate hi .. radha, ruby ko ghar ke
ander le aati hai ...
ruby sabse pehle janki ke pair chuti hai ...
JANKI (khusi se) --- bas -2 beta .. teri jagah waha nahi mere dil me hai ...

itna keh kar janki, ruby ke maathe ko chumti hui kehti hai ...
JANKI --- bahut sunder hai meri bahu .. bilkul chand ka tukda hai .. hai na radha ...
RADHA --- aakhir dewrani kiski hai ...
RASHMI --- meri hai .. aur kiski ...

rashmi ki baat sunkar sabhi has pade ..

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wahi ruby ke ghar per bhi is waqt yahi haal tha ..

armaan ko dekh kar aalam ka khoon khool utha ..

AALAM --- tumhari himmat kaise hui .. is ghar me kadam rakhne ki ... mai tumhari
parchai bhi ruby per nahi padne dunga ..

ARMAAN --- ghabraiye mat .. meri parchai us per nahi padegi .. kyuki wo is waqt
mere ghar me hai ...

AALAM --- kya .. ruby tumhare ghar me hai ..

ARMAAN --- haa .. jis tarah aapko hamare riste se etraaz hai usi tarah mere pita ji
ko hai .. to hamne ye faisla kiya hai ... ki wo kuch din tak mere ghar me rahegi aur
mai uske ghar me .. jisse hum aap dono ke dil me apni jagah bana sake ...

AALAM --- band karo apni bakwas ... mai abhi jaa raha hu apni beti ko wapas lane
.. mai use us ghar me hargiz nahi rehne dunga ... aur tum bhi dafa ho jaao ...

ARMAAN --- kya hua .. dar gaye kya hamare challenge se ...

AALAM --- mai kisi se nahi darta ...

ARMAAN --- to fir accept kigiye hamara challenge ... agar mai hara .. to ruby ki life
se hamesha -2 ke liye chala jaunga ... warna .. aapko hamari saadi karani padegi
...

AALAM --- mujhe sharth manjoor hai ... tum reh sakte ho yaha ...

ARMAAN --- thanks .. abbu ..

AALAM --- abbu mat kehna mujhe ... mai tumhara abbu nahi ..

ARMAAN --- aaj nahi to kal ban hi jayenge ...

AALAM --- khwab mat dekho ... kuch dino ke mehmaan ho ... fir jaise aaye ho waise
nikal jana ...

itna keh kar aalam bhi bahar chale jate hai ..

ARMAAN (man me) --- dil jeetne aaya hu ... chup chap baithne nahi ... agar aapke
muh se maine beta na bulwaya to mera naam armaan nahi ....

armaan ne sabhi ghar walo ko salam kiya ... sabhi armaan se milkar bahut khus
hue ....

ab chalega ... baap patao abhiyan ....

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[size="5"]din ke 11 baje ... ek chote se restaurant me sare dost baithe baate kar rahe
the ..
armaan, ruby ,aadil, nigar ,junaid aur armaan ka ek khaas dost 'nikhil' waha
maujood the ..

ARMAAN --- yaar hum dono ne unhe challenge to kar diya .. per karunga kya ye
kuch samajh me nahi aa raha hai ..
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JUNAID --- yaar .. jab okhali me sir daal hi diya hai. to musalo se kya darna ... koi
na koi plan to mil hi jayega ...

AADIL ---- haa yaar .. tu ghabra kyu raha hai .. ham sab hai na tere saath ..
RUBY --- maine armaan ke bharoshe uncle ko challenge to kar diya .. per ab mujhe
bhi bahut dar lag raha hai .. kyuki uncle bahut gusse wale hai .. pata nahi meri kon
si baat pe unhe kab gussa aa jaye ..

ARMAAN --- mujhe pata hai mere papa kitne gusse wale hai .. lekin tumhare abbu
bhi kuch kam nahi hai ... mujhe to unki aankho me dekhne se bhi dar lagta hai ..
unki bhayanak laal -2 aankhe ... jaise mujhe kaccha chaba jayengi ...

ye sunkar ruby mushkurati hui kehti hai ...

RUBY --- ghabrao mat .. abbu rosted chikan hi pasand karte hai .. kaccha nahi
khate ...

ARMAAN --- kya matlab ... mai murga hu ...

NIGAR --- aur nahi to kya .. aacha khasa ghar se bhage the .. seedhe saadi kadke
wapas aana tha na .. ab bhugto ...

AADIL -- yaar use aur nurvas mat karo .. koi plan to bana nahi sakti .. kam se kam
hame hi kuch sochne do ...

RUBY --- haa to socho na .. hamne kab mana kiya .. hum to wo hi keh rahe the jo
sach hai ...

JUNAID --- yaar ek idea hai .. tum dono seedha -2 apne apne baap se bagawat kar
do ...
ARMAAN --- sale to abhi kya hamne shanti ka paigaam bheja hai unhe .. ye
bagawat hi to hai .. khulla apne -2 baap ko challenge kar diya .. ab kya chahta hai
talwar lekar unhe jung ke liye lalkaru ...

NIGAR --- tab to pakka tum logo ka katna tay hai .. kyuki ruby ke abbu talwar baji
me master hai ... aur kusti me bhi champion reh chuke hai ...

ye sunkar armaan, aadil aur junaid teeno ki fati ki fati reh jati hai ...
JUNAID --- aur bhi kuch baki hai unka ..
RUBY(haste hue) --- nahi bas tina hi hai ...
JUNAID --- armaan mere bhai .. tune to seedhe -2 sher ke muh me haath daal diya
hai .. kaise patayega unhe ...

tabhi aadil bola ..

AADIL --- thank god .. ki mere abbu pehle hi shaan se kharch ho gaye ... warna meri
halat bhi tere jaisi hoti ..

nikhil chup chap baitha gaur se sabki baate sun raha tha .. armaan ke uski taraf
dekha aur bola ..
ARMAAN --- yaar tu to kuch bol .. koi idea to de ..

NIKHIL --- yaar mujhe to hairat ho rahi hai ki tujh jaisa bewkoof mera dost kaise
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bana ...

ARMAAN --- oye .. tujhe sharam nahi aati apne dost ko uski gf ke samne bewkoof
bol raha hai ..

NIKHIL --- yaar ab tujhe bewkoof nahi to aur kya kahu ... simple sa plan hai ... un
dono ko patane ka ..
ARMAAN --- aacha .. aur wo kya hai ..

NIKHIL --- dekh tere papa ka readymade shirt banane ka karkhana hai ... aur ruby
ke abbu readymade garments ki shop chalate hai ...

ARMAAN --- haa to ...

NIKHIL --- abe ullu ... ab aage kya karna hai .. ye bhi mujhe samjhana padega ...

ab sabhi ko pura plan samajh me aa gaya ... aur sabhi bahut khus ho gaye ...
AADIL --- waah nikhil bhai .. kya plan hai ... isse dono buddhe .. kuch to kareeb
aayenge ...

NIKHIL --- ab mai chalta hu ... kuch kaam hai ..

itna keh kar nikhil waha se uth kar chala gaya .....

ab hai plan ko anjaam dene ka waqt .. dekhte hai kitna safal hote hai .... [/b]
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NEXT DAY ...

plan ke mutabik armaan ne apne bhai sanjay aur avinash ko ek jagah milne
bulaya ...

ARMAAN (sanjay se) -- bhaiya .. aapko meri ek help karni hai ..

SANJAY --- haa haa bol .. kya karna hai ...

ARMAAN --- bhai .. kaam thoda risky hai ..

ye sunkar avinash bola ..

AVINASH --- yaar iski tension tu mat le ... tu bas kaam bata .. baki hum per choor
de ...

ARMAAN --- ye batao .. aaj kal me koi shirts ke order hai ..

SANJAY --- haa hai na .. kal hi hai .. per kyu ..

ARMAAN --- kitne shirts jane hai ..

SANJAY --- 3000 shirts ka order hai ..

ARMAAN --- cancel kar do ..

ye sunkar Sanjay aur avinash dono ke hosh udd jate hai ..

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AVINASH --- tu pagal ho gaya hai kya .. 3000 shirts ka order cancel kar du ... per
kyu ..

SANJAY --- chal avinash .. hamara bhai pagal ho gaya hai .. isliye ulti seedhi baate
kar raha hai ... tujhe pata hai .. wo order singh sahab ka hai .. aur wo hamare
bahut purane grahak hai .. hum unka order cancel nahi kar sakte ...

ARMAAN --- lekin bhaiya meri baat to suno ...

AVINASH --- hame teri koi baat nahi sunni .. hum ye order cancel nahi karenge ...
tujhe apni koi fikar nahi to kam se kam hamare bare me to soch ... jab ye baat papa
ko pata chalegi to wo hame ghar se nikal denge ... fir kaha jaunga mai rashmi ko
lekar ... nahi nahi .. ye nahi ho sakta ...

SANJAY --- sach keh raha hai tu avinash ... tere saath -2 papa mujhe bhi ghar se
nikal denge ... fir radha ko lekar mai kaha jaunga ...

tabhi armaan unhe emotionaly blackmail karta hua kehta hai ..

ARMAAN ---- aapko sirf apne aur apni biwiyo ki hi chinta hai ... apne chote bhai ki
zara si bhi parwah nahi hai aapko ... shayad aap log nahi chahte ki mai aur ruby
kabhi ek ho ... sabse ladke jeeta ... per aaj mai apno se hi haar gaya ...
theek hai agar hum dono ka pyar aapko itna hi khatakta hai ... to chale jayenge
aap sabhi se dur ... itni dur ki chah kar bhi aap kabhi hame dhund nahi payenge ...

SANJAY --- oye nautanki ... band kar apna drama .. sochte hai hum kuch ...
AVINASH --- bhaiya .. hum order cancel to kar denge .. fir itne maal ka karenge kya
...

ARMAAN (mushkurate hue) --- mai batata hu ... wo sara maal ... ruby garments me
jayega ...

AVINASH --- ruby garments ... kahi ye ruby ke abbu ki ....

ARMAAN --- haa ... ye unhi ka hai ...
SANJAY --- yaar .. bhala wo log hamse maal kyu lenge ...
ARMAAN --- lenge bhai .. jaroor lenge ..
AVINASH --- mujhe nahi lagta .. wo log manenge ..
ARMAAN --- jaise maine aap dono ko manaya .. waise ruby bhi apne bhaiyo ko
mana legi ...

armaan ka itna kehna tha ki tabhi ruby apne teeno bhaiyo ke saath aate hue dikhi
...
ARMAAN --- lo .. ban gaya kaam ...

ruby unke paas aati hui boli ...

RUBY --- armaan .. mere bhai maan gaye ..
ARMAAN --- mere bhai bhi maan gaye ...

tabhi sikandar bola ..

SIKANDAR --- yaar tum dono karna kya chahte ho .. pura plan to batao ...

ARMAAN -- papa aur abbu ko kareeb lane ka pehla kadam hai ... sikandar bhai ..
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aap jaha se maal lete ho is baar waha se mat lena ... aur abbu se keh dena ki
unhone hamara maal kisi aur ko de diya hai ... aur sanjay bhaiya .. aap papa se
kehna ki singh sahab ne order cancel kar diya ...

SANJAY --- wo to hum samajh gaye ... per singh ka kya kare ... wo agar papa ke
samne aa gaya to ...
SIKANDAR --- haa .. ye problem to hamari bhi hai ... hum KHAN CORPORATION se
maal lete hai .. is baar maal nahi liya to kahi wo seedha abbu ke paas na chala jaye
...

ARMAAN --- iska seedha sa solution hai ... khan corporation ka maal singh ko de do
...

SANJAY --- haa .. ye ho sakta hai .. isse kisi ko kuch pata bhi nahi chalega ...

SIKANDAR --- idea bahut hi aacha hai ... fir kya karna hoga ..

ARMAAN --- fir aap log kuch nahi karenge ... jo karna hai .. mai aur ruby karenge
... aakhir ye ladai hamari hai ... aur hame isme jeetna hai ...

SIKANDAR --- jis tarah tumhara dimag kaam karta hai .. 100% jeet tum dono ki hi
hogi ...

kuch der aur baat karne ke baad sabhi waha se chale jate hai .. bas reh jate hai to
armaan aur ruby ...

mauka dekh kar ruby armaan ke gaal per ek kiss kar deti hai ...

RUBY --- mera sona .. kitna smart hai ..

ARMAAN --- yaar bas itna chota sa inaam ... ye to galat hai ..

RUBY --- to fir kya chahiye mere babu ko ...

ARMAAN --- ek kiss .. hoontho pe ... wo bhi bada wala ...

RUBY --- wo to nahi milega ...

ARMAAN --- kyu ...
RUBY --- pehle kamyabi ki pehli seedi to chadh jaao ... fir dungi ...

ARMAAN --- pakka na ... fir nakhre mat karna ...

RUBY --- pakka .. promise ...

ARMAAN --- to fir ready ho jaao ... kyuki bahut zald hi ruby garments me bikega ...
patel corporation ka maal ...
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plan ke anusar khan corporation ka maal singh ko de diya gaya ...

aur ye kaam itni safai ke saath hua ki kisi ko koi saq bhi nahi hua ...

lekin asli dhamaka to tab hua jab aalam ji ko ye pata chala ki unka order kisi aur
ko de diya gaya .. aur diwakar ji ko zhatka tab laga jab unhe ye bataya gaya ki
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singh ne unka order cancel kar diya ...

dono ye sun kar bahut hi chintit ho gaye ... diwakar ji ko is baat ki tension thi ki wo
itne maal ka karenge kya ... upar se jo paise gaye wo alag ...
aur aalam ji ko ye chinta sataye ja rahi thi ki agar unhe maal na mila to wo shop
me kya bechenge ...

ab waqt tha armaan aur ruby ko apni -2 chaale chalne ka ..

RUBY GARMENTS ........

AALAM --- aakhir aisi kya baat ho gayi jo khan corporation walo me hamara maal
kisi aur ko de diya ... wo aisa kaise kar sakte hai .. saalo se len den hai hamara
unke saath ... fir aachanak aisa kyu kiya ...

SIKANDAR --- abbu .. jis rate me hum unse maal lete the .. kisi ne usse zyada rate
dekar sara maal le liya ...
AALAM -- agar aisi baat thi to unhone humse baat kyu nahi ki .. hum rate badha
dete ... is tarah hamara maal kisi aur ko dene ka kya matlab ... meri abhi unse baat
karao ...

sikandar ne baat ko sambhalte hue kaha ..

SIKANDAR --- abbu .. ab unse baat karne ka koi fayda nahi ... maine baat ki thi ...
unka bas ek hi jawab hai ki jisne rate zyada diya maal uska ...

AALAM --- to ab kya kare .. kahi aur se maal nahi mil sakta kya ..

SIKANDAR --- abbu maine aur jagah bhi baat ki hai .. per ab koi hame maal dene
ko taiyar nahi hai ...
AALAM --- ya allah ... ye kya aafat aa gai ... ab kya hame ye shop band karni
padegi ...

tabhi armaan waha aa jata hai ...

ARMAAN --- abbu mere paas ek idea hai ...

armaan ko apni shop me dekh aalam ji ka para high ho jata hai ...

AALAM --- tum yaha kya kar rahe ho ... ghar pe man nahi bhara jo mujhe yaha
pareshan karne aa gaye ...
ARMAAN --- are nahi -2 abbu .. mai yaha aapko bilkul bhi pareshan karne nahi
aaya hu ... wo to mai yaha se gujar raha tha .. to aapki shop dikhi .. isliye ander
chala aaya ... per yaha aake pata chala ki ek problem ho gayi hai ...

AALAM --- ye hamara mamla hai .. hum dekh lenge .. tum jaao yaha se ... aur ye
baar -2 mujhe abbu bolna band karo ... mai tumhara abbu nahi ...

ARMAAN --- theek hai nahi bolta abbu .. lekin jab mai aap logo se jud gaya hu .. to
aapki problem bhi meri problem hui na .. is nate mai ye problem solve kar sakta hu
.. aur mere paas ek idea bhi hai ...

AALAM --- apna bakwas idea apne paas rakkho ... hame tumhare madad ki koi
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jarurat nahi hai ...

tabhi sikandar bola ...

SIKANDAR --- are abbu .. ek baar sun hi lete hai .. kya pata idea sach me hamare
kaam aa jaye ... waise bhi sunne me kya chala jayega ...

aalam kuch nahi bole ... bas apna muh armaan se fer kar dusri or kar liya ...

SIKANDAR --- haa armaan bolo kya kehna chahte ho ..

ARMAAN --- bhai maine sab suna ki aap jisse maal lete ho unhone aapka maal kisi
aur ko supply kar diya ... aur market me kisi aur se bhi itni zaldi maal mil nahi
sakta ... lekin ek jagah hai jaha se aapko maal mil sakta hai ..

SIKANDAR --- kaha se ... bhala itni zaldi hame itna maal kon de sakta hai ..

armaan ek nazar aalam per dalta hai aur kehta hai ..

ARMAAN --- patel corporation se ...
SIKANDAR --- patel corporation .... kahi ye tumhare pita ji ki to nahi hai ...

ARMAAN --- haa bhai .. ye unhi ki hai ...

itna sunna tha ki nahi aalam ji fir bhadak gaye ...

AALAM --- nahi ... ye kabhi nahi ho sakta .. hum tumhare pariwar ke kisi bhi
sadasya se kisi bhi tarah ka koi rishta nahi rakhna chahte ... bhale hame maal mile
ya na mile .. lekin hum waha se maal nahi lenge ...

sikandar aalam ji ko samjhata hua kehta hai ..

SIKANDAR --- abbu aise to hamari shop band ho jayegi .. jab yaha maal hi nahi
hoga to hum bechenge kya ... hamara ghar kaise chalega .. hamari nahi to kam se
kam jeenat ke bare me sochiye .. aap to jante hi hai ki wo maa banne wali hai ...
aisi halat me uski aachi dekh bhaal honi chahiye .. agar hamare paas paise hi nahi
honge to hum uski dekh bhaal kaise kar payenge ...

sikandar ki baat sunkar aalam shant ho jate hai .. jab sikandar ko yakeen hota hai
ki aalam sheeshe me utar chuke hai to wo armaan se kehta hai ...

SIKANDAR --- haa armaan hum maal lenge ... per kya wo log yani tumhare pita ...
hame maal denge ....

ARMAAN --- kyu nahi denge bhai ... maine aaj hi suna hai ki unka order cancel ho
gaya hai .. wo jisko maal dete the ... unhone kahi aur se maal le liya hai ... ab agar
aap izazat de to mai unse baat karu ...

SIKANDAR --- haa -2 kyu nahi ... agar wo log hame sahi rate per maal denge to
hum jaroor unse maal lenge .... hame to sirf maal se matlab hai ...

theek hai to mai abhi unse baat karke dekhta hu ....

jaha ek taraf armaan aalam ko pata raha tha wahi dusri taraf ruby bhi diwakar ko
patane me lagi thi ....
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update - 40

PATEL CORPORATION ....

diwakar ji ko jab pata chala ki singh ne unka order cancel kar diya hai .. to wo
bahut pareshan ho gaye ...

DIWAKAR ----- singh hamare saath aisa kaise kar sakta hai ... kitne saalo se hum
ek saath business karte aa rahe hai .. aaj tak unhone aisa nahi kiya .. fir aachanak
kya hua unhe ...

SANJAY --- pata nahi papa .. keh rahe the ki market me humse sasta unhe maal mil
raha hai .. isliye unhone waha se maal utha liya ...
DIWAKAR --- he bhagwaan ...ab hum itne sare maal ka kya karenge ... kya aur koi
nahi hai jo hamara maal le le ...

SANJAY --- hamne har jagah pata kiya hai .. per aisa koi nahi jo hamara maal le ...

tabhi peeche se ruby ki aawaj aayi ..

RUBY --- uncle ek jagah hai .. jaha aap apna maal bench sakte hai ..

ek to diwakar ji pehle se pareshan the .. upar se ruby ko waha dekh kar aag babula
ho gaye ...

DIWAKAR --- tum yaha kya kar rahi ho .. mehmaan ho .. mehmaan ban kar raho ...
hamare mamle me apni naak ghusedne ki koi jarurat nahi hai ..

RUBY --- mai to aapke bhale ke liye keh rahi thi ...

DIWAKAR --- mujhe tumhare ahsaan ki koi jarurat nahi hai .. jo karna hum dekh
lenge ... tum niklo yaha se ...

tabhi sanjay baat ko sambhalte hue bola ..

SANJAY --- papa ek baar sun to lo .. wo kya kehna chahti hai .. agar baat hamare
fayde ki ho to problem kya hai ..

fir sanjay ruby se kehta hai ..

SANJAY --- ruby bolo kya kehna chahti ho ..

RUBY --- ek jagah hai jaha aapka sara maal ja sakta hai ..
SANJAY --- kon khareedega hamse ..

RUBY --- ruby garments wale ...

SANJAY --- ruby garments ... kahi ye tumhare abbu ki to nahi hai ..

ye sunte hi diwakar ji bhadak gaye ..

DIWAKAR --- nahi .. hum un logo ko apna maal nahi denge .. chahe sara maal aise
hi pada rahe ...

SANJAY --- are papa ... isme problem hi kya hai .. maal chahe koi bhi le ... hame to
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sirf paiso se matlab hai .. waise bhi agar ye maal jayega nahi to baad me hame
problem aa sakti hai ... upar se workers ki payment bhi to karni hai ... kaise hoga
sab ...

ye sunkar diwakar ji shant ho gaye .. sanjay fir ruby se kehta hai ..

SANJAY --- haa ruby .. kya wo log hamara maal lenge ..

RUBY --- zaroor lenge bhaiya .. unki majburi hai .. kyuki wo jinse maal lete the ..
unhone apna maal kisi aur ko de diya hai .. ab unke paas kuch bhi nahi hai ...
majburan unhe hamse maal lena hi padega ...

SANJAY --- ruby agar aisa hua na to sach me tumhara ahsaan hum kabhi nahi
bhulenge ...

RUBY --- isme ahsaan kaisa bhaiya ... aap log bhale hi mujhe apna nahi mante hai
.. lekin mai to manti hu na ... aur apno me ahsaan nahi hota .. farz hota hai .. wahi
mai bhi kar rahi hu .. sara maal to jayega hi ... saath me pehle se zyada profit bhi
hoga ...

profit ka naam sunte hi diwakar ji bol pade ...

DIWAKAR --- zyada profit ... wo kaise ..

RUBY --- uncle .. abhi unhe maal ki jarurat hai ... to hame mauke ka thoda bahut
fayda to uthana hi chahiye na ... ye 3000 shirts hai ... ise aap kitne me singh ko
dete the ...

DIWAKAR ---- 250 rs. per shirt ke hisab se 750000 rs. hote hai ... upar se discount
cut karke .. yahi koi 700000 rs. milte hsi ...

RUBY --- hum is maal ke 800000 rs. mangenge ... unhe abhi maal ki bahut jarurat
hai ... to unhe hamare rate per maal lena hi padega ... upar se 0% discount ... yani
ki 100000 rs. ka fayda ...

ye sunkar diwakar ji ka chahra khil utha ... unke hoontho per mushkaan phail gayi
... ab 100000 rs. ka profit kisi aacha nahi lagta ...

RUBY --- kya kehte hai uncle ... deal kare unse ...

DIWAKAR --- haa bilkul karo ... agar aisa kar diya ... to mai tumhe inaam dunga ..
20000 rs.

RUBY --- theek hai uncle mai abhi unse baat karti hu ....
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idhar ruby, diwakar aur sanjay baat kar hi rahe the ki tabhi diwakar ke mobile me
armaan ka call aaya ..

DIWAKAR --- haa armaan bolo .. kya baat hai ..

ARMAAN --- papa suna hai aapka order cancel ho gaya hai .. kya aap wo maal
hame bechenge ..
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DIWAKAR --- haa bilkul .. per is bare me tum ruby se baat karo ..

itna keh kar unhone phone ruby ko de diya ..

RUBY --- haa bolo kya keh rahe ho ..

ARMAAN --- suna hai tum logo ka order cancel ho gaya hai .. bada hi dukh hua ye
jankar .. chalo tum logo per ek ahsaan karta hu .. hum tum logo ka sara maal
khareed lete hai .. samne diwali hai .. agar maal nahi bika to tum sab ki diwali
bekar ho jayegi ...

armaan ke muh se aisi baate sun kar aalam ji ke hoontho per mushkaan aa gai ...

RUBY --- hello mr. armaan .. aapko hamari chinta karne ki koi jarurat nahi hai ..
hamara maal bike ya na bike ... upar wale ne hame itna diya hai ki apne saath -2
chaar aur gharo ki bhi diwali manwa sakte hai ... aap log apni tension karo ..
hamne bhi suna hai ki aapko is baar maal hi nahi mila .. ab aap kya bechenge .. aur
kya kamayenge .. diwali to dur ghar me rashan bhi nahi hoga ...

ye sun kar to diwakar ji " shabaas " bol uthe ...

ARMAAN --- dekho .. jarurat hame bhi hai aur tumhe bhi hai .. aapas me zhagda
karne se aacha hai ki sauda kar le ..

RUBY --- best idea hai .. to fir yaha aa jao .. payment karo aur maal le jaao ...

ARMAAN -- hum waha kyu aaye .. tum log yaha aao ..

RUBY --- kabhi kuwe ko pyase ke paas aate suna hai .. pyasa hi hamesha kuwe ke
paas aata hai .. aana hai to aao warna market me aur bhi log hai ...

ARMAAN --- theek hai .. hum hi aate hai ...

itna keh kar armaan phone cut kar deta hai ...
AALAM --- kya hua .. wo maal denge ..
ARMAAN --- haa maal to denge .. per hame waha jana hoga ..

AALAM --- per hum kyu waha jaye .. wo log bhi to yaha aa sakte hai ..
ARMAAN --- maine bhi to ye hi kaha tha .. per jo aapki beti hai na .. aapse bhi 10%
aage hai ..

AALAM --- kyu kya kaha usne ..

ARMAAN --- kehne lagi ki hame hi waha jana padega .. warna wo maal nahi denge
...

AALAM --- kya ... ruby ne aisa bola ... ek hi din me itna badal gai wo ...

tabhi sikandar bola ...

SIKANDAR --- papa abhi gussa hona ka time nahi hai .. hame maal chahiye .. jo sirf
unke paas hai .. agar kisi aur ne le liya to hum khali haath reh jayenge .. isliye
gussa thukiye ... aur chaliye hamare saath ...
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fir sab patel corporation ke liye nikal jate hai ...

kuch hi der me sab waha pahuc jate hai ...

fir un logo ki meeting suru hoti hai ..
jaha armaan aalam ke paas baitha hua tha .. to ruby bhi diwakar ke bilkul bagal
me baithi hui thi ...

ARMAAN --- hame aapka maal chahiye ... wo bhi abhi ke abhi ..

RUBY --- maal ready hai .. payment karo aur le jaao ...

ARMAAN --- 3000 shirts ke hote hai 7,50,000 rs ... discount cut kare bante hai ..
7,00,000 rs.

RUBY --- aapko ye kisne kaha ki hum discount de rahe hai .. hum koi discount nahi
denge .. aur haa rate badh gaya hai .. hum 3000 shirts ke 8,00,000 rs. lete hai ..

ARMAAN --- per ye to cheating hai .. sara sar baimani hai ..

RUBY --- ab aap jo samjhe .. agar maal chahiye to jo rate hamne tay kiya hai wo de
digiye .. aur maal le jaiye ... warna gate udhar hai ...

ARMAAN --- maal to hame chahiye .. aur wo hum le kar rahenge .. bhale 8,00,000
rs hi kyu na dene pade ...

tabhi aalam ji dheere se armaan se kehte hai ...

AALAM --- ye kya kar rahe ho ... aise ho hame nuksaan ho jayega ..

ARMAAN (zor se) --- aap tension mat lo uncle ... is 8,00,000 ke 10,00,000 rs na
bana diye to mera naam armaan nahi ... aap inko payment kariye .. aur chaliye
yaha se ...

baat izaat per aa chuki thi .. to bhala aalam ji peeche kyu hat te ... apne bag se
check book nikali aur 8,00,000 ka amount bhar ke ruby ko thama diya ...

ARMAAN --- maal 1 ghante ke ander hamari shop me hona chahiye ...

RUBY --- bilkul .. usse bhi pehle pahuc jayega ...

fir armaan ,aalam aur sikandar waha se chale jate hai ...

ruby diwakar ji ko check dete hue kehti hai ...

RUBY --- ye ligiye uncle ... aapka 8,00,000 ka check ...

diwakar ji check pake bahut khus ho jate hai ... aakhir 1,00,000 ka profit jo mila
hai ..

wahi aalam ji bahut hi pareshan the ...

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AALAM --- 1,00,000 rs. zyada chale gaye ... ab uski bharpai kaisi hogi ...

ARMAAN --- uncle pareshan mat ho ... mai hu na ... mai ab in shirts ko 350 rs. me
bechunga ... jisse 3000 shirts ke 10,50,000 rs. bante hai ...

AALAM --- log mol bhaw bhi karte hai ... ye maan kar chalo in shirts ki keemat 300
se upar nahi jayega ....

ARMAAN ---- ek idea hai ... jisse log mol bhaw to dur ... khusi -2 hamare rate per le
jayenge ... wo bhi seena chauda karke ...

AALAM -- bhala wo kaise ...

ARMAAN --- aaj kal discount ka jamana hai uncle ... log waha zyada bhagte hai ..
jaha unhe discount milta hai .. koi 10% discount deta hai ... to koi 20% .... koi koi to
35% tak discount dete hai ...
hum bhi discount denge ... wo bhi 50% ka .... bas har shirt ke price tag me rate 700
rs. lagana hai ...
fir dekhna log ek baar bhi mol bhaw nahi karenge ...

ye sunkar aalam khusi se uchal pade ...

AALAM --- waah ... kya idea hai ... aise to hame aacha khasa profit hoga ... hame
abhi kaam pe lagna hoga ...

fir kya tha ... lag gaye sabhi kaam me ....

ab dekhte hai aage kya hota hai ...

______________________________
FINAL UPDATE

armaan ka idea super hit nikla ..

50% off ka chakkar aisa chala ki 2 din me hi sara stock khatam ho gaya ..
aur profit .. jitna socha tha usse kahi zyada ...

aalam ji ki khusi ka koi thikana nahi tha .. reh reh kar wo armaan ki tareef kiye ja
rahe the ...

wahi diwakar ji bhi bahut khus the ... aakhir itna profit jo mila tha ... ab to
diwakar ji ruby ko lucky manne lage .. kyuki uske aane se unka business kahi
zyada aacha chalne laga ...

7 din beet chuke the .. armaan aur ruby ne aalam aur diwakar ji dil me jagah bana
li thi .. aur isi ke saath -2 dono gharo ke beech ki kadwahat bhi khatam ho chuki thi
..

ab to ruby garments ka har ek maal sirf patel corporation se hi jata tha .. diwakar
ji aur aalam ji me ab bol chal bhi suru ho gai thi ...
aise hi ek din aalam ji diwakar ji se milne unke office gaye .. payment ki check dene
.. baato -2 me aalam ji bole ...
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AALAM --- diwakar ji ... bura na mane to ek baat kehni thi aapse ...

DIWAKAR --- haa haa boliye ..

AALAM --- ji mai kehna ye chahta hi ki .... ............
DIWAKAR --- aap bezhizhak kahiye ..

AALAM --- mujhe lagta hai ki .. mai armaan se lagaya hua sharth haar gaya hu ...
wo mujhe pasand aane laga hai .. aap samajh rahe hai na ki mai kya kehna chahta
hu ...

itna sunna tha ki nahi diwakar ji apni kursi se khade ho gaye .. aur aage badh kar
aalam ji ke paas gaye aur bole ..

DIWAKAR --- khade hoiye ..

ye sunkar aalam ji thoda ghabra gaye .. aur chup chap khade ho gaye .. unke khade
hote hi .. diwakar ji ne unhe gale laga liya ...

DIWAKAR --- aapne to mere muh ki baat cheen li ... mai bhi yahi chahta hu ... ruby
jaisi honhaar aur sanskari ladki mere ghar ki izzat bane ... ye mere liye garv ki
baat hogi ...

ye sun aalam ji bhi khus ho gaye ...

AALAM --- to fir barat kab la rahe hai .. samdhi ji ...

DIWAKAR ---- bas ab ek aacha sa muhurt dekh kar dono ki saadi karwa dete hai ...

AALAM --- jaisa aap theek samjhe .. bas hame thoda zaldi bata digiye .. taki hum
aap logo ke hisab se sara intejan kar sake ..

DIWAKAR --- hamare hisab se .. matlab ..

AALAM --- are bhai shahab .. hum chahte hai ki saadi pure hindu reeti riwaj se ho
... taki aap logo ko koi pareshani na ho ..

DIWAKAR --- nahi bhai shahab .. saadi hogi to wo aapke hisab se .. ye hindu,
muslim ab mai bhi nahi manta ... baccho ne hamari aankhe jo khol di hai ...

AALAM --- to fir ek kaam karte hai .. din me dono ka nikah karwa dete hai .. aur
raat me dhoom dhaam se saadi ...

DIWAKAR --- ye sahi rahega .. isse hum dono ki iccha bhi puri ho jayegi .. to chaliye
chalte hai pandit ji ke paas ... aachi si tareekh nikalne ...

fir dono pandit ke paas jake saadi ke liye ek date nikalte hai .. theek 15 din baad ka
date milta hai ...

dono gharo me khusiyo ka aalam tha ... sab busy ho gaye armaan aur ruby ki
saadi ki taiyari me ...

dheere se saadi ka din bhi aa gaya ... din me dono ka nikah karaya gaya ... aur raat
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me armaan puri barat lekar baje gaje ke saath ... doli lekar ruby ke ghar ke liye
chal pada ...

uske sare dost, uske rishtedar, uska pura pariwar nachte, zhumte hue ,ruby ko lene
chal pade ...

to dosto ye thi armaan aur ruby ki kahani ... jinhone samaj ki sari bandisho ko tod
kar apne pyar ko ek naya aayam diya ...

jate jate mai aap sabhi se bas ye hi kehna chahunga .. ki apne pyar ko duniya se
chupao nahi .. unke samne laao .. unhe apne pyar ki ahmiyat ko samjhao ... der se
hi sahi per wo samjhenge jaroor ... bas aapme samjhane kj kabliyat honi chahiye
...
kabhi bhi galat kadam mat uthana ... kyuki jaan dene se kabhi pyar hasil nahi hota
.. ulta zindagi bhar ka gum aap kisi apne ki aankho me de jayenge ...

aacha to dosto alvida ... na jane ab kab aap logo se mulakat ho .. dosto ye meri
aakhari story hai ..
aaj tak agar maine kisi ka bhi dil dukhaya ho to mujhe maaf kar dena ..

ek baat aur ..

HUM HAI RAHI PYAR KE .. FIR MILENGE ... CHALTE - CHALTE ...

hahahaha ...

ok friends .. good bye ...

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HONGEY JUDA NA HUM