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Fate of Beck
CH. 1 Introduction

Welcome to Angel Grove. A part of the country that isn't the best, but also isn't the
worst. Known primarily for its beaches, and for having a large japanese-american
population. Of course this isn't an Angel Grove you'd be familiar with. This is an
Angel Grove that might look familiar to you, but there are some key differences
here.
This world lacks a lot of hardships that you might be familiar with. Student debt, the
recession, Jared Leto, stuff like that. Of course that's not to say the worlds a
paradise, that'd be too mundane. It just means a lot more people can afford their
rent. But the world has some other differences- differences that will shape the life
our stalwart hero.
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Beck: No! You can't do it! You can't make me!

???: But you must! You don't understand the consequences of your actions!
Beck: Never! I'll never join your side!

???: You must invest in the stock market!

Beck: But it's a sham gambling system only used by the rich and genetically
modified hamsters!
???: That's not true Beck, it's an essential pillar of the economy that promotes
growth and investment!
Beck: Except people only bother investing in stock of already successful
company's who have plateau'd in their economic capacity!

???: No it's already too late!

Beck: What's happening?
???: You should have heeded our warnings? Optimus Prime already told you
this would happen!
Beck: Optimus Prime also said disco was making a comeback!
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???: Behold the folly of your actions Beck! You clearly lack the ability to make
good choices! From now on you should just let people on the internet tell you
what to do, you literally couldn't have made a worse choice!
Beck: Oh no! What's going on!? Whose fighting who!? How can we be
breathing in space?

Beck: Zuh?
Here lies our hero. Beck Hancock. An average student, and an average degenerate
who spends too much time playing video-games and posting on anonymous
internet forums.
Mostly wandering aimlessly through life and trying not to be a hassle to others,
Becks journey into a broader and stranger world starts today. Half-conscious and
drool covering his mouth.
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Beck: Good morning family...

Our hero bravely marches out of his room to the smell of breakfast.

Mrs. Hancock: Hmm hmck! Hmmph mrrnmph! Hmmtthm hm, mmhv uu! (Hey
Beck! Good morning! Gotta go, love you!)
Cynthia Hancock is the matriarch of the Hancock family. A single divorcee whose
an overworked mother supporting a single-income household. Mrs. Hancock works
as a lawyer for a boring nondescript company you've never heard of.
With the rest of breakfast crammed in her mouth for her journey ahead, Mrs.
Hancock rushed out the door for another dreary thankless day of work.
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Ginny: Hey Beck, I saved some breakfast for you! You slept late.
Beck: Yeah, well... poor life decisions. Breakfast good.
Ginny is the youngest of the Hancock clan, a couple years younger than Beck. A
bastion of pure energy and sunshine in the household.

Jayden: Yeah, well you're gonna have to scarf that breakfast quick, and
change too, we gotta be out the door in five minutes.
Beck: Yeah but breakfast...
Jayden: Wow your brain sure is slow to start this morning huh bro?
Beck: Me rubber, you glue, me hungry...
And rounding out the Hancock clan is Jayden the eldest, a few years older than
Beck. Rather sassy and a bit mouthy, but still with a good heart, Jayden is the
dependable older sister in charge of marshalling her younger siblings.
Jayden: Now come on, get your but in gear! We got rubber to burn.
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Jayden drove her siblings to school as she does every day. She's the only one of
the family to have a car besides their mother, so she doubles as transportation for
the family. She pays for gas money with a waitress job, and on top of that still has
her own classes to worry about.

Jayden: Okay dorks. Try not to get in trouble, hit those books, don't do drugs.
Ginny: We get it Jadyen.
Jayden: What about you Beck, still running on empty? Do I need to worry
about you sleepwalking into the girls locker room?
Beck: I'm up, I'm up. Some of those turns you took were more than enough.
Jayden: Alright, well I'll be back at the end of the day to pick you losers up.
Beck&Ginny: We know.
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Already assembled at the school were the Fox family. Close friends of the
Hancocks through the personal friendship of their mothers. The youngest Lily
Fox was excited to see her friend Ginny, while Lucy stood nonchalant trying to
act like she hadn't noticed anything. Meanwhile their mother the Principal was
chatting with the Vice Principal.

Ginny: Hey Lily! You ready for the test today?

Lily: Of course, you ready for some pokemon battles?
Ginny: I went and spent all weekend prepping my team, my Wigglytuff is
gonna get some revenge. Also can I borrow your notes for the test?
Lily: Sure!
The younger ones still got along peanut-butter and nutella. Unfortunately the older
siblings had gotten a bit more frosty as of late.
Beck: Hey Lucy.
Lucy: Hey.
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The two were as close as their younger sisters were around the same age, but
since changing schools the two had drifted apart to a more formal relationship.
Though she wouldn't admit it, Lucy saw an upshot in popularity after losing her
braces, glasses, and bad acne, while Beck had stayed the same nerdy loser.

Undeterred by the horrible tribulations of current gen social dynamics, Beck

continued making his way to school.
Beck: Morning Principal Fox.
Principal Fox: Oh good morning Beck, I hope the new semester is treating you
well.
Beck: Eh. You do something with your hair Mrs. Fox?
Principal Fox: Oh no, but it's so nice to have someone paying attention to my
appearance.
Vice Principal Kapoor: Hey buster, shouldn't you be focusing on all the
school-work you have to do today rather than eyeballing older women?
Principal Fox: Oh calm down Priya, Mr. Hancock here is an old friend of the
family, he's just being nice.
The Vice Principal gave Beck a staredown but relents.
Vice Principal Kapoor: Very well, but I expect you to focus on your schoolwork
young man, this school has enough delinquency as is.
Principal Fox was a generally lax go with the flow type of administrator. An
unimposing and short older women, it was instead the Vice Principal, Priya Kapoor
that struck fear into the hearts of students across the school instead. Though quite
attractive having passed fifty, she was well known as a hardass and fun-killer by the
student body.
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Beck: And so at that point I tried to explain to the Karl Marx and Ninjor from
Power Rangers that while everyone knows why inflation is bad, nobody can
explain why deflation is good, which is why every nation on earth inflates their
currency at least a little bit, while none try to deflate it.
Hana: Uh-huh.
Beck: And I thought maybe I was getting through to Ninjor, but Karl Marx was
still acting like a know it all, but that's when Optimus Prime came in with a
disco-ball.
Here's Hana, one of Beck's peers and classmates. They're recent friends having
been paired off on multiple projects together, and finding out they share the same
interests in anime and video-games.

Beck: Are you listening to me? Or are you just pulling for more Gacha's.
Hana: Firstly Gacha is a genre, I pull for anime waifu's, secondly I can do
both. Honestly I think probably you were up on the internet looking at memes
too much, or you were anxious about doing your economics homework. Or
both.
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Beck: Yeah probably both. So hows the luck on the Anime Waifu's?
Hana: Rates for SSSR's are up 4% today, but if I grind out some of the
missions, I can boost that by an additional 2%, so I'm trying to grind out as
much as I can before doing as many rolls as I can.
Beck: And the expected prize this time?
Hana: Anime Waifu Stone-Cold Steve Austin in a skimpy maid outfit.

Miss Saitokawa: Alright class, quiet down and pay attention. Today we're
going over polynomials. I want all of you focused on me today. Well I want
you focused on me every day, but especially today cause I don't want you
falling behind.

Miss Saitokawa is the math teacher, and is one of the stricter teachers. While
patient with her students, she doesn't tolerate any goofing off. Thankfully she
doesn't have much problem with the male students not keeping their eyes on her,
as she's considered to be one of the school beauties amongst the student body.
Following his early math class, Beck made his way to Gym. As is typical for most
nerds, it was not his favorite.
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On his way to the changing room he passed the biology teacher, Dr. Cairney.
Beck: Hey Doc.
Dr. Cairney: Good morning Beck. Ready to exercise?
Beck: No.
Dr. Cairney: That's no good Beck. Gotta keep a healthy body if you want a
healthy mind.
Dr. Cairney was a pretty chill teacher, but she also doubled as the captain of the
cheerleader squad. A sweet cinnamon bun, always encouraging her students to do
their best, be it in physical or mental pursuits.

Beck: Eh. At some point in the future we'll all be brains in tubes with rad
cyborg bodies.
Dr. Cairney: Beck, watch out where you are going!
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Beck: Ouch!
Penelope: Ouchies!
Claire: Hey dumbass! What the fuck, watch where you are going!
Dr. Cairney: Oh dear.
Eveline: Penny, you ok?
Penny: Yeah, I'm fine... my butt just hurts.

Eveline: Hey uh, you sir. Are you okay?

Beck: Helo madam. Uhm, I think my head hurts, but I'm not dead.
Eveline: Let me help you up.
Beck had the misfortune of running into the popular girls of the school. This one
here is the nicest, Eveline Adams, a member of the track team and widely known
for having the face of an angel. She's never had a bad word to say about anyone or
anything.
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Claire: Oh, I should have known it was you, you dumbass. What were you
trying to do, cop a feel because you know you can't get laid? Guess girls have
to worry that there's a predator on the loose!
Beck: Oh shut up.
Dr. Cainrney: Now Claire, be polite, Beck just didn't look where he was going,
right Beck?
Beck: Yes Dr. Cairney.
And this is Claire Garcia, resident queen bee of the school. A member of the
cheerleader squad who likes to flaunt her wealth and influence around. For some
reason she seems to have picked poor Beck as a target for her aggression.
Perhaps she saw too many 80's movies growing up and wants to fulfill the
stereotype of the mean-cheerleader bitch?

Dr. Cairney: And you're going to apologize to Penny for bumping into her
right?
Beck: Right, I'm uh, sorry Penny I should have looked where I was going. My
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heads been in a funk all day.

Penny: Oh, it's okay. I'm sure I'll be fine. Owie...

And this is Penelope Nelson, the star of the Basketball team, which is natural given
her towering stature. She's also one of the smartest students of the school, and
besides being in the popular girls clique, is widely considered to be the hottest
student of the school. And on top of that, is quite the sweetie too when you get to
know her.

Coach Griffith: Okay, enough rough-housing, you lot need to get changed.
Eveline: Okay coach!
Coach Griffith: And you Beck, watch where you are going, maybe consider
getting a haircut. Can't have you injuring my star athletes.
Beck: Sure thing coach.
And here's the gym Coach, Ms. Griffith. An absolute health nut, befitting her job.
She doesn't hold back from her students, as she expects the best out of them. Plus
she figures modern society is turning them all into couch-potato wimps, so the more
she can do to whip them into shape the better.
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Dr. Cairney: So how are you doing Thea?

Coach Griffith: Ah just fine Doc, what brings you to these parts?
Dr. Cairney: Ah, I just wanted to talk about some plans I had for the
cheerleaders this week.
Coach Griffith: You got a real live wire with Garcia over there. Got a real
mouth on her.
Dr. Cairney: I know, but the girl means well. She's a bit touchy, but when you
get past that she's quite dutiful.

Coach Griffith: Yeah, well I'm thinking you need to be applying a bit more
discipline. These students look to us for guidance and order.
Dr. Cairney: Maybe, but I believe in using honey over vinegar. Anyway I just
wanted to discuss if we could reserve a facility this week. I want us to go over
some exercises in private, away from distractions.
Coach Griffith: Yeah, well I've already got plans with the basketball team and
the gym this week so that'll have to be out.
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Beck: I'm here for my appointment Dr. Carmicheal

Dr. Carmicheal: Oh yes, Beck, come sit down, sorry I was in the middle of
some other... work.
Beck: Do you need me to come back later?
Dr. Carmicheal: Oh it's fine, just come sit down, I've been looking forward to
this meeting.
This is one of the student counselors, Dr. Amelia Carmicheal. A real dedicated
public servant who really cares for the mental health and wellbeing of the students
under her purview.
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Dr. Carmicheal: I wanted to check in on you, see how things were since your
mothers divorce.
Beck: It's not something I really like talking about...
Dr. Carmicheal: I understand, and we don't have to delve in to that, I just
wanted to see how you were feeling now since it's been a while.
Beck: Well... mostly I just find myself easily distracted. I was spending all
night yesterday on the internet, so I didn't get much sleep.
Dr. Carmicheal: Do you think it's impacted your grades?
Beck: Not much. I've checked with my teachers I seem to be doing well
enough. Guess I'm smart enough that I don't have to worry about studying too
much.
Dr. Carmicheal: Well you can't just rely on natural intelligence, you also need
to put in the effort.
Beck: That's what they keep telling me. Honestly just in general I feel aimless,
but I figure so long as I'm not a burden on people I'm fine.
Dr. Carmicheal: I feel you Beck, but you do need to think of the future too.
You can only put it off for so long before it catches up to you.
Beck: Yeah, I suppose you are right.
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Beck: Oh hey Ms. White.

Ms. White: Oh why hello there Beck, shouldn't you be headed back home by
now and playing some videogames?
Beck: Yeah, but I had a meeting with Dr. Carmicheal I had to do. I was just
headed to my locker now.
Ms. White: Okay Beck. Just keep your eyes peeled, I heard there was some
creeper spotted near the school recently, and between you and me, I get the
feeling there are some unusual things going on.
Beck: What kind of unusual things? Creepy clown sightings?
Ms. White: *Fufufu*, well wouldn't that be something. Though you never know,
maybe we might see some creepy clowns too. Anyway I'd just advise steering
clear of anyone acting out of the ordinary. Wouldn't want someone suspicious
gobbling up a cutie like you.
Ms. White: Okay, well see you tomorrow Ms. White.
That was Ms. White, considered far and away the hottest teacher on campus. Ms.
White is the history teacher, and Beck's personal favorite, for reasons besides just
the massive curves. Ms. White also has a very calming aura, and despite her light
touch on students manages to keep them very well organized, and besides that, is
just an effective teacher who is good at making her subject matter interesting.
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The Chaz: Heyo famalamalambo's! It's -ya- BOOOOY! -The- Chaz, -the-
Chazton, here at -the- school, coming at you! Live! With ma phon! With an
new episode of my brand new installment of my brand new series: the Spectre
Seekers! There's been a whole lot of weird goings ons heres latelys, and it up
to the Chaz to go out and, find them, and use them to get INSANE views!
Firstly we got this mysterious new locker that showed up one day! An ordinary
locker you say? Or a HAUNTED LOCKER!?
This here is Chaz Chazton. A total idiot who never pays attention in class because
he thinks his fortune and fame lies in becoming an influencer. He's the kind of
stupid that's too stupid to realize how stupid he is. And he unironically refers to
himself in the third person.

Beck: Hey Chaz.

The Chaz: Target locked!
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*BAM*
Beck: Ah! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
The Chaz: Ha! Nerd in the locker! 20 Points!!!
Beck: Okay Chaz, let's not do anything rash here...
The Chaz: It's THE Chaz to you loser! And for that insult you get to spend a
night in the haunted locker!
Beck: Chaz listen to me, I got an MMO raid tonight and-

*BAM*
The Chaz: Didn't care, didn't ask, plus you're a loser. I'll come back tomorrow
to see if you turned into werewolf. The Chaz is out!
Beck: Chaz! Chaz!
…
Beck: Fucking asshole man! Okay Beck, you got this, just use your phone to
call for help. You'll be stuck in here for a half hour max.
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Beck: Oh come on! No signal!? Come on here... alright, plan B, keep making
noise until a Janitor shows up.

Beck: HEY SOMEONE! ANYONE! STUDENT TRAPPED IN A LOCKER

HERE!!!

Beck: MY MOM'S A LAWYER! SHE CAN TOTALLY SUE ALL OF YOU IF

YOU DON'T GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!

Beck: Man it's hot in here... I feel funny... Goddamnit, am I getting a fever on
top of everything else too?

Beck: Hey is someone out there! Please don't make me yell for help, my
throat is sore! God I'm starting to sound funny in here...
Fiona: Oi, there some poor fool locked up in there?
Beck: Yes! Yes I'm here! Oh man it's been hours already help me out of here!
I don't know the code to this thing, so we're just going to have to break the
lock, and-

Fiona: Or I could just do that.

Beck: Oh thank god I can breathe! Oh... oh... OH!!!!
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Beck: Oh good lord in heaven above where did THESE things come from?
Fiona: I'm assuming those weren't there before?
Beck: No, what the heck! And my voice is so squeaky!
Fiona: Congratulations Harry, you're a lady.
Beck: What am I- where did- how are- WAIT!

Beck: Oh thank god it's still there!

Fiona: Uh-huh... how long are you going to be staring at your crotch there
girly?
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Beck: Okay, this is going to sound really weird here, and I want to assure you
I'm not crazy, but when I was shoved in that locker I was a guy!
Fiona: Don't worry, I don't think you're crazy.
Beck: Oh good.
Fiona: Cause this here is a magic locker.
Beck: ... Okay go on.
Fiona: Let me just check on something, you can see and hear me right?
Beck: ... Yes...?
Fiona: Cause most normies can't.
Beck: By normies, I assume you don't mean people who don't watch anime.
Fiona: No, I mean people who can't use magic. Should I be using the term
muggle instead?
Beck: ... Alright you keep talking, but I'm going to keep an eye out for Ninjor
and Optimus Prime while I do.
Fiona: Don't know what those are anyway. I probably wouldn't even bother
gracing you with my presence, but I'm in a bit of a bind here. See I run a shop
that sells magical trinkets like this. And by 'like this' I mean 'this specifically'
cause earlier this week someone broke into my shop, stole a buncha shite,
and near as I can tell hauled it off to this here institution of higher learning.
Been snoopin all day looking for my shite, and here I find your numpty arse all
girlified in my locker.
Beck: Why would you even own something like this in the first place?
Fiona: Don't ask me about me business girly, I'm a very private person.
Beck: My name is Beck.
Fiona: Don't care. Now seeing as you must have a touch of magic in you if
you can see me like this, and seeing as I don't need to be worrying about you
knowing about magic, or getting all transmogrified, and seeing as I can't be
expected to do everything all by me damn self, I'm conscripting you to help.
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Fiona: Alright now listen up girly cause I don't like repeating myself. I gots all
kind of bad mojo missing, but most of them are cheap parlor tricks like this
here locker.
Beck: The sex-change locker is a cheap trick?
Fiona: Shut up, I'm expositing here. Now what I'm real worried about is I got
five cursed necklaces floating in the wind. I don't like using the term because
dipshits these days can't separate their interpretation of myth with reality, but
to make a real long conversation shorter, lets say these necklaces have the
souls of a succubus in them. Now a horny young thing like you probably
doesn't think that's too concerning, what's concerning is these necklaces don't
just corrupt the wearer, but those around them too. And my problem is it
makes an already enormous headache even more enormous as it makes my
problems multiply.
Beck: ... alright, and how does solve my problem?
Fiona: You young folk, all me, me, me. Has it not occurred to you that I have
magic of me own?
Beck: Yeah, my brains kind of running five minutes behind right now.
Fiona: Well you're in luck, cause any magical shenanigans that are going on
in this school, I can undo and make back to normal. BUT: I'm gonna need
those five necklaces first cause if I don't, well it's gonna set me back, while
the problems continue to get worse, see? I fix your problem now, I can't fix
worse problems later. I fix all the problems all at once, the problems stay
fixed.
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Beck: So....
Fiona: So you snoop around the school, find these necklaces, get all five and I
fix everything and you can go back to your life as a professional
underachiever.
Beck: Who are you by the way? What's your name?
Fiona: You can call me Fiona.
Beck: Fiona, what do I do what with the... womanliness? I mean, won't
everyone notice the... womanliness?
Fiona: Most assuredly. And not my problem. Look you're worried about
scaring off your nonexistant girlfriend with your boobage, I'll reset everything
once you get me those necklaces, so you do whatever.

CH. 2 Go home and pass as a guy

+1 Masculine
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Following his encounter with Fiona, Beck managed to catch a bus back home. He
found his phone filled with worried texts and calls from his big sister Jayden, and he
sent back a simple reply saying he was okay, while trying to book it back home in
the dark where hopefully nobody could see him. Having to deal with his new body
was quite new and weird for him to adjust to.
Beck: Oh crap, oh crap, these things jiggle a lot... okay almost home now, I
can panic more when I get there.

Jayden: There you are mister! Where have you been! You had all of us
worried sick!
Beck: Uh, sorry sis, you see I had to stay after a school to help with a school
project, and my phone died, and I lost track of time and-
Jayden: You should have sent a text or something!
Beck: My phone died!
Jayden: That's where the or something comes in! Me and Ginny were looking
all over the school for you! Where were you!?
Beck: Uh, one of the teachers offices, sorry.
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Jayden: Well you look terrible. Did you eat dinner or something? You look
tired and hunched over and-
Beck: JUST FINE THANK YOU.

Mrs. Hancock: Oh there you are Beck, where were you? We were worried
about-
Beck: SORRY MOM, GOTTA STUDY, I LOVE YOU!!!

Finally safely back home, Beck locked himself in the bathroom.

Beck: Alright, time to survey the damage...
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Beck: Wow... yeah... those sure are some boobies... and their on my chest...
you know, I also feel a little slimmer like other bits of my figure got moved
around... face feels smoother too... and also there's the boobies... oh and my
voice is all girly now too, but *lowers pitch* I can mostly copy my regular
voice... *girly pitch* hair's all long now, just as messy though... man they're
actually kind of big, probably bigger than Jaydens...

Beck: Okay come here! *gropes* Oh wow! They're just as soft as I thought
they'd be!
+1 Arousal
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Beck: Ah man this is a blast! *gropes* Do girls do this all the time? *gropes*
They can't possibly, no these things have to be extra fun to fondle or
something, or else girls would be grabbing these things all the time! *gropes*

Beck: *gropes* Down boy! Concentrate! What the hell will Mom think if she
finds out you grew some tits! I mean she's pretty liberal, but still! Gotta cut this
hair. Good thing it was dark and didn't seem like Jayden or Mom noticed
anything.
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Beck: Alright nice and short... well short for a lazy high-school student whose
a guy... now about these boobs *gropes*... should I get a bra? I mean I might
be able to scavenge the laundry for one of Jaydens or Ginnys, but I get
caught I get labeled a perv and I have no good way to explain things...
actually thinking about it they're probably too small I mean look at these
things... small might be good though, I need to hide these!.. you know actually
it's probably just smarter if I cut up an old shirt of mine, and I just wrap it
around my chest yeah... *keeps groping* you know I wonder, now that I've got
a hold of some boobies in the first time in my life, if I...

Beck: Nah, too weird. I'm gonna need to be a lot hornier or a lot more stupid
for that...
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Beck: Alright now, time for bed. Pajama's still fit, though the shirts a bit tight...
I swear my butt fills this out more too... I wonder if I can still sleep on my chest
or not... well this is still too weird to experiment with. Well, I should just get
into bed and pass out.

Beck: I pray to our lord and saviour Optimus Prime that I don't get any weird
hormone dreams or anything like that tonight.

The next morning:

Beck deflected a bunch of worried questions from his family over breakfast. It
turned out Beck was a semi-decent bullshitter, but he was mostly worried about his
mother or sisters catching onto some feminine trait he now had, and the nightmare
it would be to explain it.
But as normal, he and Ginny loaded into Jaydens car on the way to school.
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Jayden: Okay guys, this time we're going to all meet up back here after school
right?
Beck: Right sis...
Jayden: And quit slouching! You're going to hurt your back doing that.

Ginny: Hey Beck, if something is wrong you can tell me, you know.
Beck: Ginny I'm fine, I just... lost track of time yesterday.
Ginny: Cause all of us were really worried we couldn't contact you.
Beck: I'm telling you I'm fine, just... a bit on edge. I uh, heard the school is
haunted.
Ginny: Oh don't tell me you believe in any of that stuff.
Beck: I don't... but just keep an eye out and let me know if you see anything
weird.
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Fiona: Oi! Shite-for-brains!

Beck: GAAHHH!!!
Just then Fiona popped her head out of the bushes, startling Beck, but not Ginny
who didn't notice her.
Ginny: Bro, what is it!
Beck: Uh what?
Fiona: She can't see or hear me jackass! Get rid of her and come here.
Beck: Oh uh... I uh, just saw a snake is all and it startled me. In the bushes.
Ginny: Man you are really on edge. Are you sure you're fine?
Beck: Yeah sorry, just easily spooked right now. Hey you go ahead I gotta tie
my shoelaces.
Ginny: Hmm... fine...

Beck: So people really can't see or hear you all the time?
Fiona: Only when I wants it, so yes.
Beck: ...
Fiona: Go on spit it out.
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Beck: I uh, I don't know if this is a rude question, but are... are you a
leprechaun?
Fiona: I'll give you that one for free. Call me that again and I'll break your
shins.
Beck: Noted. So uh, we here to debrief on operation necklace finder?
Fiona: Don't be trying to dress it up with fancy nicknames. And yes. I haven't
found anything about who this thief is, but I've found wild concentrations of
bad mojo all over this school. So somethings been fucky here for a good long
while.
Beck: Okay, but until yesterday I never noticed anything weird... or weird like
this...
Fiona: Well that's trusting you to not be a dumbass, which no offense, I don't.
Beck: You're a very rude... whatever you are, you know that.
Fiona: Fantastic fucking observation there, maybe if the shoe was on the
other foot, and you were trying to prevent a demonic takeover of Everytown
USA after a larceny you'd find the time for your p's and q's.
Beck: Okay, okay okay! Lets focus on the task at hand, what do you need me
to do?
Fiona: Well I can't tell whose acting weird and whose not, given I never
associate with these muggles. Now these things act quickly. In a day or two
you'll notice some physical changes, but by now you should notice some
changes in behavior.
Beck: So what should I do? Just snoop around anyone acting weird?
Fiona: Yeah, sounds about right. Here, I'll give my telephone number. Not the
biggest fan of these doodads, but you find something call me. Oh! And
reminder to your horny ass, you might think fucking a succubi sounds like a
good idea- IT IS NOT.
Beck: Oh give me a break. I might be going through puberty, but I don't think
with my libido.
Fiona: Big talk from a girly who spent all night fondling her new tits.
Beck: You saw that!
Fiona: Didn't need to. *evil grin*

Beck: Okay Beck, remember to breathe... just keep an eye out for people
acting strange... but what will that even look like? God I hate having
responsibility and having to take initiative...
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Beck: Oh hey Penny. Um, looks like you're all ready for Gym a bit early today.
Penny: Oh you! Oh, um, I'm so sorry, I didn't catch your name yesterday.
Beck: Oh it's fine, I'm Beck, and yeah sorry again for bumping into you.
Penny: No! No, I should be the one apologizing to you!
Beck: You should?
Penny: *blushes* You are right I should! I should have moved out of your way!
Beck: But uh, you were turned around you couldn't see me.
Penny: I know I really should have been paying better attention to where you
were going, I was distracted. I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me
for what I did.
Beck: Oh well, everything's forgiven?
Penny: Thank you so much! Um, I hope you bump into me, I mean I bump into
you, I MEAN! I-I hope we see each-other again later! *runs away*
Beck: Okay on the list of things that were weird, that was on it.

Claire: Oh Beck! I'm so glad I found you!

Beck: Hey Claire, look I'm really not in the mood today-
Claire: Don't worry it'll only be a minute!
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Beck: A minutes more than I got.

Claire: I just wanted to let you know I'm sorry for overreacting yesterday I was
very rude.
Beck: ... it just sounded like you said the words 'I'm sorry'.
Claire: I did! Sorry, was I too quiet?
Beck: You? Apologize to me? That's two apologies in the span of five
minutes, something is definitely going on here.

Claire: Doc Cairney explained that I was very rude to you, and I felt I should
apologize. But, like, just for that! Like I'm not sorry for all the other times I was
mean to you! Anyway, see you laters! *runs off*

Thoroughly befuddled, Beck considered his options.

Beck: (Okay so guess a good start to the investigation cause that was VERY
weird. First of all Penny the most popular girl in school giving me the time of
day, and acting like it was her fault I bumped into. Second Claire saying
anything nice ever. So that means that this weird magic (sidenote: I can't
believe I'm just accepting the existence of magic, boobs or no) must be
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effecting them. Or if not, then they've got to be adjacent to it right? So, who do
I try to snoop on?)

CH. 3 Investigate Penelope

Beck decided to investigate Penelope. While the way Claire was acting was a lot
weirder, Beck always had a thing for Penelope, and besides: The alternative was
having to spend more time with Claire.
But before that could start, Beck had to go through his normal classes, he didn't
share a class with Penelope until gym.

Hana: Guess who's got two thumbs, and a high-res JPEG of Anime Waifu
Stone-Cold Steve Austin in a skimpy maid outfit? This guy right here! How
you doing Beck?
Beck: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Hana: Whoa Beck! What was that.

Beck: I don't know.
Hana: ...
Beck: ...
Hana: You okay?
Beck: No.
Hana: ... You want to talk about it?
Beck: Also no.
Hana: ... Well okay then, I'll be here if you need me. Grinding for waifu's...

Later at Gym:

Beck: (Okay, there's Penelope. Starting her exercises early, but that's not too
unusual. I mean she is on the girls basketball team, so she's gotta stay fit. I
can't jump to conclusions, or can I? I don't know, I point that Leprechaun at
her, will she be fine? Another question: Will I be fine if I point the Leprechaun
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at her and I'm wrong? Maybe I should go talk to her? God you'd think that
having been turned into 90% a girl would make that easier, but nope!)
Beck: (You know I wonder if there as many girl losers our there as guy losers.
I mean Hana and I are pretty similar and we get along pretty well. Wonder if
she'd react well to finding out about the me having boobies thing. I mean yeah
it's weird, but at least Hana is more up to date on guys magically turning into
girls being a concept at least than most people I know)
Beck: (Gotta focus! Man this snooping thing is hard. How am I even supposed
to look for stuff beyond just turning my head in random directions?)

Beck: (ASS!)
+1 Arousal
Beck: (Oh wow! Did coach always have such a good looking butt?)
Beck: (Guess this snooping thing isn't as hard as I thought.)
Beck: (Should I be saying something here? Yes, I should make it look like I
just noticed her, and I haven't been scoping out her ass for the past two
minutes.)
Beck: Oh hey Coach, you getting some stretches in?
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Coach Griffith: Hancock! You should always be getting some stretches in!
Gets the blood pumping.
Beck: Uh-huh. (She's wearing a necklace, is it one of the cursed ones? How
would I tell? I don't have some mojo detector, I should ask Fiona if she has
one.) Is that a new outfit you are wearing?
Coach Griffith: Glad you noticed! Felt like a change of pace. Felt like I was a
bit stuff in the regular old gym clothes, decided to go for a more sporty look.
Beck: Well if you don't mind me saying, I think it looks great.
Coach Griffith: That's very kind of you, don't think compliments will keep me
from working your butt off today!
Beck: Hey before we start, I wanted to ask you something about Penelope,
she seemed like she was acting odd when I saw her this morning.
Coach Griffith: You want to talk to my star athlete Hancock? I like your
initiative! NELSON!

Penelope: Present Coach! Oh hello there you... um, Beck.

Coach Griffith: Hancock here has shown an interest in you Nelson!
Beck: Oh hey Penelope, sorry, I was just chatting with the Coach here, and I
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just mentioned we saw each-other in the hallway.

Penelope: Oh, you were thinking of me then...
Coach Griffith: Don't be so coy Hancock, you gotta tackle things directly!
Charge that hill! Aggression is key, and I applaud your initiative!

*SMACK!*
Penelope: Eep!
Coach Griffith: See that Nelson! That's the kind of ambition you need out there on
the field! You're either going to unabashadly seize what you want, or your going to
be wasted face down, ass up in the field!
Beck: Ohmigohd Coach, I don't think you can just smack people like that!

Penelope: *whimpers*
Coach Griffith: S'fine, just some skinship between athletes. Anyways, I'll leave
you two to discuss whatever it is you teenagers like to talk about, I'm hitting
the track! Don't take too long though, those bodies are going to sweat today!
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Beck: (This is the reason why I hate gym. Okay, it's not specifically the reason
why I hate gym, but I hate gym nevertheless)

Beck: Hey uh, sorry about that.

Penelope: No, no it's fine. *blushes* I'm happy you remembered about this
morning and came to see me.
Beck: Yeah... so um... alright I'll dispense with pretense I'm not good at talking
with girls, but uh... I've been hearing rumors that the school is haunted.
Penelope: Haunted really? What are they saying?
Beck: Uh, they're saying that... that um, ghosts have been trying to possess
people and make them act weird.
Penelope: Weird how? Weird like they do silly dances? Cause I think the
other day I saw a guy jump up on a table during and do a dance like a
chicken.
Beck: Huh? Oh, no, I know who that is, that's just Chaz. No, Chaz is just weird
to begin with, probably chasing some weird internet trend.
Penelope: Oh.
Beck: But you should probably avoid him anyway, he's an asshole, shoved me
in a locker the other day.
Penelope: Oh okay.
Beck: I was wondering if maybe anyone you know has been acting weird?
Like what about Coach Griffith, it was kind really weird how she smacked on
the butt like that.
Penelope: You think so?
Beck: Yes.
Penelope: Well... she did it yesterday as a joke... we were um... *blushes*
discussing how you bumped into me. Sorry.
Beck: No it's fine, anything else?
Penelope: I don't know, Coach has always been a bit... much, but ever since
yesterday she feels like she's been kind of... more much? If that makes any
sense? Sorry.
Beck: No, no, I get that impression too. What about anyone else?
Penelope: Well... I don't know, Claire seemed like she was happier than usual
after cheerleading practice. Like she was smiling a lot. Like a lot a lot. Sorry
that doesn't seem too unusual.
Beck: No go on.
Penelope: Well, Eveline seemed like she was kind of hyper yesterday too.
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After going to the councelors office. Like she'd had like ten espressos. I mean
she's always kind of peppy, but she's usually more tired after doing track.
That's it though, sorry.
Beck: No, that's fine. You've been a great help.
Penelope: Are you trying to find these ghosts?
Beck: Oh uh... I suppose, just investigating rumors. But uh, Penelope you
should keep your eyes for people acting unusual, you never know what might
happen.
Penelope: Okay. Well um, it was very nice talking to you, um, Beck. I guess I
should get back on the field, Coach wants me in top shape for the team. I'll
um, see you later. *blush* Oh! And if it's okay with you, you can call me
Penny! That's what my friends do okayumbye! *runs away*
Beck: (Man... was that... was she flirting? Is that what flirting looks like?)

Beck: (Okay, well something definitely seems up around here. According to

Penelope though, it seems like things started getting weird yesterday
afternoon... which is also when I got shoved into that locker... just a
coincidence? Or is there something up with afternoons in general?)
Beck: (Well my best bet might be to check in on the Basketball team, Coach
and Penelope are definitely both effected, and they'll both be there. But
maybe I should look for some other leads first?)
Beck: (Penelope said both Claire and that Eveline girl were acting unusual
too. I could try to see what's going on with one of them. Claire I can find at
cheer-practice after school, so I could go there, and check up on the
Basketball team too while I'm at it. Or I know that my advisor Dr. Carmicheal
has Eveline assigned to her too, so I could ask there while trying to see if
anything else is up inside the school.)
Beck: (Which one should I do?)
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CH. 4 Snoop around the School

Beck ultimately decided it was better to widen his net and snoop more around the
school. See what if he could find as many leads as he could to report back to Fiona.

Miss White: And moral of the Battle of Trenton is that if you party too hardy,
George Washington will kick your booty!
As much as Beck enjoyed his classes with Miss White he was naturally too
distracted to pay attention, what with the weird bodily changes that came with being
a teenager (and thrown in a magical locker) and the threat of demonic influence on
the school.

When the bell chimed Beck got up to leave as did the rest of the students, but Miss
White got his attention.
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Miss White: Beck can you spare me a minute.

Beck: Oh, um sure Miss White.
Miss White: I just wanted to check in on you. Make sure you are doing alright.
Beck: No, no I'm fine Miss White.
Miss White: Are you sure? You seemed distracted today. And I don't mean in
the way students are usually distracted in my class, that's a more attentive
kind of distracted.
Beck: Heh-heh, oh you know, just being a teenager stuff.
Miss White: I see. Well Beck, I just want you to know if you ever find yourself
in trouble you can count on me. And don't worry if you think it might be
strange or unusual I'm a very understanding person.
Beck: That's fine Miss White, I just feel it's stuff I gotta sort out on my own.
Miss White: Very well then Beck, I can't force anything out of you, just be
careful out there.
Beck: I will.

Beck: (Alright time to snoop. Already went and messaged Jayden to keep her
from freaking out if I stay late tonight.)
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Beck: (This time I have a clear place to start looking, try to track down that girl
Eveline see if she was acting odd like Penny. Could be related to one of the
teachers given how the Coach was acting. But this time I don't have to hope I
just miraculously bump into something weird- IS THAT MISS
SAITOKAWA!?!?)

Beck: (By the grace of Optimus Primes shiny gears it is!)

Beck: (Okay Beck, be cool, just casually eavesdrop and try to figure out
what's going on.)
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Student: Ms. Saitokawa...

Ms. Saitokawa: Your homework is late again.
Student: Sorry Ms. Saitokawa, I've been trying to keep up, but it's been so
hard.
Ms. Saitokawa: That's fine dearie... I think you could just use some tutoring is
all.. some personal, one-on-one intimate tutoring...
Beck: (Is she flirting with her?)
Student: A-A-Are you sure Ms. Saitokawa? I mean...
Ms. Saitokawa: Hush sweetie. Don't think about it too hard, let me do that for
you. If your grades are going to improve, you're going to need someone
helping you along. Somewhere private where we'll have nothing else to
distract us...
Beck: (Oh me oh my that is flirting... man, did Ms. Saitokawa always sound
this hot?)
+1 Arousal
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Beck: (Man kind of feel like a voyeur here... no Beck, this is for science! I
mean magic! I mean...)
Ms. Saitokawa: We'll be strapping you on to a table, and we won't be leaving
until I've drilled so much algebra into you that you won't be able to think for a
week.
Beck: (How is she making math sound so sexy?)
Lucy: Beck, what are you doing there?

Beck: WAABADABULABAH!!!
Lucy: ...
Beck: ...
Lucy: ...
Beck: I'm fine.
Lucy: Yeah I can see that.

Ms. Saitokawa: Well hello there Mr. Hancock, Ms. Fox. What are you doing
here.
Lucy: Hello Ms. Saitokawa, I was just on the way to the debate team meeting.
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Beck: Yeah what she said. (That one of the necklaces?)

Ms. Saitokawa: I see, well far be it from me to delay you two from your
extracurriculars. I which all my students were as interested in learning. You
two ever need to brush up on your math let me know, I'll be helping out
students with the subject after school this week.
Lucy: Thank you ma'am.
Beck: Yeah definitely.

Lucy: Okay Beck what was that about?

Beck: ... I've been investigating the school for paranormal activity.
Lucy: Uh-huh.
Beck: They say the school is super haunted. You know, leprechauns, demons
that sort of stuff.
Lucy: Fine, don't tell me then. Just... just keep whatever you are doing on the
down low okay, I don't want you getting in trouble.
Beck: Yeah sure.
Lucy: I, uh, look Beck, I think we're still friends, and I just wanted to let you
know that if you're going through some things cause of the divorce we can
still... hang out.
Beck: The divorce... oh the divorce! Yeah that. Yeah you know, minds in a
million different places. But uh, you could do me a favor, I'm looking for that
friend of yours Eveline.
Lucy: Eveline? Yeah sure, why though?
Beck: Why? Why, why, why why... well I heard the track field may have been
haunted and she's on the track team, thought she might have heard
something.
Lucy: Okay still going with that excuse I see. Yeah sure, she's got an
appointment with her Advisor, Dr. Carmicheal she said. You can probably
catch her if you hang around her office.
Beck: Thanks Lucy. Oh, and if you see anyone acting like they may have
been possessed by a ghost, or demon, or anything like that let me know.
Lucy: Sure, totally. Oh and hey, be on the lookout for Chaz, think I saw him
doing something stupid around here.
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Beck: (Man this haunted excuse is getting some real mileage. Okay well add
something more to the list, Ms. Saitokawa was acting what most guys would
want her to in their wet-dreams. I think. I mean maybe she was just talking
about actual studying but the way she was talking about it was like the porn
parody version. I've definitely never seen her act like that before, so very
likely she's being corrupted or whatever. Well next I gotta find Eveline.)

Beck: (Target acquired. She seems kind of out of it. Is that a good sign or a
bad sign at this point? Should probably say something here).
Beck: Um hey Eveline!
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Eveline: Oh hey you! Wassup!?

Beck: Hey, I'm Beck. Eveline: Oh right! Beck, I recognize you from yesterday.
Nice to meet you again!
Beck: Yeah, I was talking to Penelope earlier today-
Eveline: Heh yeah, she was talking all about you earlier.
Beck: She was? Oh yeah, she seemed... enthused.
Eveline: Heh! Enthused, that's a good way to put it.
Beck: Anyway back on topic, I um... I was telling her that there's been some
ghost sightings around school, and said that you might have seen something.
Eveline: Ghosts huh? Hmm... no nothing like that I can think of.
Beck: Have you seen anyone acting unusual or anything like that?
Eveline: Well, Penny talking about you. Not to say you are unusual, Penelope
just tends not to talk about guys, or other people in general. Oh and Claire
was smiling! If you didn't know Claire is kind of a sourpuss which is ironic
cause she's a cheerleader, but she was full of pep yesterday, which is ironic
cause she should be full of pep Everday cause she's a cheerleader! Beck: (I
see what Penelope was talking about with the espresso thing) And that's it,
nothing and no-one else?
Eveline: Nope! Hey are you here to see Dr. Carmicheal? You got an
appointment with her? Cause she's been really helping me out with some
things, you look like a bundle of nerves, I bet you talk things out with her she'll
get all that tension just fly out!
Beck: (Man I must suck at playing it cool, everyone tells something with me.
This might be something though.) Really? Yeah I have her as an advisor too,
she been helping you with stress?
Eveline: Well not that exactly, I've just been getting a lot of stuff off my chest
and it feels amazing! I just figure she'd probably do a great job helping you out
too. Anyway, I got track so I gotta go, bye now! *runs off*
Beck: Wait I! (Damn, I see why she's on the track team. Okay well, let me
check on Dr. Carmicheal then just in case.)
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*knock-knock*
Beck: Hey Dr. Carmicheal it's me Beck, I just wanted to check in on things
with you- (oh boy)

Dr. Carmicheal: *yawn* Oh hey Beck. 'Sup.

Beck: H-Hey Dr. Carmicheal. You're looking nice.
Dr. Carmicheal: Heh, really? Eh, I kinda woke-up late today. Didn't feel like
doing my hair.
Beck: I meant your outfit, it's a bit flashy. Not that that's a bad thing.
Dr. Carmicheal: Huh thanks. Idunno, just felt like a change of pace, felt like I'd
been dressing stuffy. Anyway Beck, what brings you round here?
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Beck: I just wanted to check up on things. With you.

Dr. Carmicheal: Hm, well you know me Beck, my door is always open. Except
today, I'm heading out.
Beck: Really? I would have thought you had a longer schedule.
Dr. Carmicheal: I do, but I need a break and figured I should head home early.
You can't overwork yourself Beck, it's bad for both your physical and mental
health. Realizing this is a very important skill not everyone has.
Beck: Oh, okay then, in that case maybe I could see you tomorrow then Dr.?
Dr. Carmicheal: Well now you are making me feel bad for having you come
out all the way here. You have any plans for the rest of the day Beck?
Beck: Oh um, no I don't think so.
Dr. Carmicheal: In that case, how about I drive you home? We can talk in the
car, it's the least I could do for having you come all the way out here, with
everything you are going for I don't want to put you out.
Beck: (Think quickly Beck!) Yeah that would work. (Damn! Well, I guess this
works too.)
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Dr. Carmicheal: That's why it's very important to enjoy your youth while you've
got it Beck. A lot of people would criticize you for playing too many video-
games instead of studying, but you've got to devote time to enjoying yourself
too.
Beck: (That's definitely a necklace she's got on there. Looks similar to what
the other teachers might have been wearing. It's probably not likely they just
all got the same one at the same time, and they aren't magic)

Beck: I thought you said that I should be studying more though Dr.
Dr. Carmicheal: What I'm talking about is a balance in your life Beck. It's
important you get good grades, but it's also important you know how to enjoy
yourself to. You know the old saying, all work and no play makes Jack a dull
boy.
Beck: Hey Dr., I bumped into Eveline before I came into your office.
Dr. Carmicheal: Oh yeah? You know she hangs out with your other friend
Lucy.
Beck: Yeah, though I don't know her that well yet. But anyway I was
wondering if you noticed her acting odd?
Dr. Carmicheal: Eh, she's just working through some things, you know like all
teenagers.
Beck: Anything... unusual though?
Dr. Carmicheal: Nah, she just feels pressure to succeed. Most of it by herself.
Beck: Huh. It's just... I've been hearing rumors about people acting oddly at
school is all.
Dr. Carmicheal: It's a high-school Beck, everyone acts oddly. Teenagers are
told to stand out and fit in, and attempting to do both drives everyone a little
crazy. My advice is you shouldn't worry too much about what others think.
Just do your own. If others don't like it, then that's on them.
Beck: Huh.

Beck: Okay, here we are.

Dr. Carmicheal: It's quite scenic here. This is where you grew up?
Beck: Yep.
Dr. Carmicheal: Well I'm happy to have visited.
Beck: Thanks for driving me all the way up here.
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Dr. Carmicheal: You know Beck, it's fine if you just use my first name, Amelia.
We shouldn't be so formal with each-other, I like to think of myself as friends
with the students I help.
Beck: Are you sure it'd be okay?
Dr. Carmicheal: Of course Beck! You shouldn't be so hesitant, being more
assertive is more likely to net better results.
Beck: Okay, well in that case, thank you Amelia for driving me home.
Amelia: Anytime Beck!
+1 Dom

Mrs. Hancock: Why hello there. Beck are you just coming back home?
Beck: Oh yeah, my advisor helped give me a lift back here.
Mrs. Hancock: Oh, Dr. Carmicheal, nice to see you. I hope my boy isn't giving
you too much hassle.
Amelia: Your son is doing just fine you'll be happy to hear. Anyways I'll be
heading off now, but Beck you need a ride in the future just let me know.
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Beck: Wew! That was an exhausting day of snooping. Man I feel like I can
finally breathe now that my boobs are out. My boobs. The boobs that I own.
Okay now it's starting to feel weirder to talk about them than it does to have
them. That a good thing or bad thing? Well I should call the Leprechaun go
over what I found.

Beck: Hello, this is Beck, do you read me? Over.

Fiona: This is a telephone not a ham radio, even I know that.
Beck: Yeah well this is my first time calling a magical creature, so I don't know
the protocol.
Fiona: How about you tell me something interesting rather than just wasting
my time?
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Beck: Alright, well I did notice some suspicious behavior. The popular girl
Penelope was acting... I don't know is submissive the right term? I don't know
her personally too well but it was definitely odd. The Coach was acting weird
too, when and slapped Penelope on the butt.
Fiona: And she's not the type to do that normally?
Beck: Not that I've seen. Claire was acting weird too, she's this rich... girl
whose kind of a bully. She was all smiles and apologized to me.
Fiona: I can see why that would be a very novel experience for you.
Beck: Do you want my help or not?
Fiona: I'm debating. Go on.
Beck: Well after that I bumped into the Math Teacher, Ms. Saitokawa. She
was telling a girl she needed tutoring, but it sounded like she was trying to
seduce her. Anyways I was told by Penelope that this Eveline girl was acting
weird, but I couldn't tell. But she was seeing my advisor who looked rather
flashy, which is definitely weird for her. She was mostly telling me to lay back,
when she's more of a 'buckle down and study' type, but Idunno, not the most
outlandish thing. What I did notice though was she was wearing a new
necklace, and I think the Coach and Ms. Saitokawa were wearing them too.
Fiona: Well it's going to be subtle at first. And then it's going to stop being
subtle right quick. Anyway best leads we got, I'll meet up with you to figure
who we try to tackle first. Don't want you touching them amulets, be too much
for a numpty like you. That's three possibles though, and two flying in the
wind, so your job ain't done yet.
Beck: Gotcha. Well that's all I've got, so I'm going to get to sleep.
Fiona: Fondle yer titties some more, got it.
Beck: I'm not-
*hangs-up*
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Beck: Well she's a right... personality. *gropes*

Beck: Well better get a good nights sleep. Gotta figure out what to do
tomorrow though. I should keep trying to hunt down the necklaces. I could still
check out the gym, maybe Penelope could help me. On the other hand Fiona
said we got at least two more necklaces to find. *gropes*
Beck: Hmm... tempting but still too weird.

CH. 5 Keep Searching for the Necklaces

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Beck decided that it's better to try to pin down all the necklaces first before trying to
uncover anything else. With that in mind, after some more boob-fondling he went to
sleep, and got up for the next morning. This time he didn't feel quite as paranoid his
new magical secret would be found out, but it was still a thought in the back of his
head. Thankfully everyone was in a rush that morning.

As always Jayden dropped him and Ginny off. Beck however was distracted trying
to piece together what was happening. The personality changes seemed drastic
enough, but how was he supposed to tell who was influencing who? And what
would further changes look like?

Starting his day, Beck bumped into Hana.

Beck: Oh hey Hana. Hey, sorry for freaking out yesterday.
Hana: Oh it's fine, did you solve... whatever it was?
Beck: Well no, it's a uh, private thing. Thanks for the concern but I don't think
I'd ever be ready to talk about it. But I just wanted to say thanks for worrying
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about me, and uh, I'm on top of things I suppose.

Hana: Well if you don't want to talk about it, I had an idea about how to get
your mind off things, if that's alright.
Beck: Shoot.
Hana: Heehee... well you'll never guess what I was doing last night.
Beck: Grinding for Gacha's?
Hana: I grind for waifu's, and close. Miss Saitokawa had an after-school
tutoring session.
Beck: Hana I'm not really in the mood to bring more math into my life.
Hana: Not even with the hottest teacher in school?
Beck: Sure, but Miss White doesn't teach math.
Hana: No man trust me on this one. Just wait till you get a good look at her!

Miss Saitokawa: Alright class! Shut up and pay attention!

Hana: Ah here she is!
Beck: (Huh, wonder what- oh my.)
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Miss Saitokawa: There'll be no slacking today! You're going to sit upright in

those chairs focused on me at all times!
Beck: (This is new.)

Beck: (Hottie with a body!)

+1 Arousal
Miss Saitokawa: Your eyes are going to be glued to me today! And every day
from here on out!

Beck: (Look at them legs man!)

Miss Saitokawa: There's going to be no distractions in class today. You are
going to be quiet, well attentive, and behaved, and you will be memorizing
todays material.
Hana: See what I'm talking about?
Beck: Yeah I uh... you noticing anything different about the teacher?
Hana: Hmm? I mean no not really. I mean she looks smokin hot, but boys
have been drooling over her since the start of the semester.
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Miss Saitokawa: Alright you two, no more chatter. From here on out we focus
on the material, got it!
Hana: Yes ma'am!
Beck: Meep.

Beck: (Okay that was new. What was that, Miss Saitokawa was a competely
different person. And by that I mean she was all boobs and legs! I mean I
know a lot of guys had the hots for her before, but now she looks like she
walked off a playboy! I guess this must be what Fiona meant by saying things
would start getting 'unsubtle'.)
Penelope: Um... Hi Mr. Beck.
Beck: Oh Penelope, hi.
Penelope: How are you doing today?
Beck: Existentially tired is the word I would use.
Penelope: Oh... that's not good.
Beck: Tell me about it. So... uh, did you spot any ghosts or anything like that?
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Penelope: No nothing like that. But I looked!

Beck: Yeah it's alright. Thanks though.
Penelope: Your welcome!
Penelope beamed under the praise. It took a second for Beck to realize he was now
getting used to talking to the most popular girl in school like it was a normal thing
that happened.
Beck: But uh, nothing else unusual that you noticed.
Penelope: Well you know when I said that the Coach was a bit more... much?
Beck: Yeah. Well I suppose she's kind of... even more much.

Beck: Really? Well can you explain any futher.

Penelope: Um...
Beck: It's fine, it doesn't matter what it is no matter how little.
Penelope: You see...
Beck: Even if it's a small thing it could be important.
Penelope: Well I uh...
Beck: For all we know, maybe she's been possessed by like a gnome, or a
leprechaun as one random example.
Penelope: You should um...
Beck: What is it?
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Coach Griffith: HANCOCK!!! NELSON!!!

Beck: WAABADABUHLUH!!!
Coach Griffith: I don't want the two of you standing idle! I want those muscles
of yours burning! I won't tolerate any idleness!
Penelope: Yes Coach...
Beck: (Ohmigod that's the Coach! She shot up like an extra foot in height!
She's taller than me now, what the fuck!?)
Coach: You are my warriors got it? And my warriors need to be out on my
field giving it their all! You think the enemy is going to let you have time for
idle chit-chat? No! They're out there putting the work in, so I expect you two to
do the same! Now get out there!
Penelope: Yes Coach!

After a particularly grueling and unpleasant class of Gym, Beck was wandering the
halls to his next class. The Coach was always someone who kept Gym class active,
but now it was about trying to tire her students out as much as she could.
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Beck tried to talk with Penelope after class, sure the Coachs late in life growth spurt
was cause for concern, but Penelope didn't seem to have noticed. Beck didn't have
time at the end of class to confirm, but it seemed like Penelope noticed it when
Beck pointed it out, but Penelope didn't seem to think it too noteworthy regardless.
Still, Beck had now noticed two of his teachers having drastically changed in
appearance, and both having gotten more aggressive. And here Beck had been
hoping for a quiet and carefree school life. Sure Beck was concerned about the
gender transformation he'd been given, and the threat of demonic invasion. But
also he wanted to not have to work that hard at school either.
Beck was on his way to his next class thinking that whatever he encountered next,
at least it won't be as surprising as his midget coach now suddenly being taller than
him.

Dr. Cairney: Oh why hello there Beck! *teehee*

Beck: Zuh?
Oh how wrong Beck was.
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Beck: (Hot mama!)

Dr. Cairney: On your way to class?
Beck: Uh...
Dr. Cairney: *Heehee* I do look forward to seeing you later today.
Claire: Oh hey there Beck!

Beck: (By the all-spark, where did those things come from?)
Dr. Cairney: You know Beck, Claire has something to say to you, don't you
Claire?
Claire: That's right Doc! *giggle* Beck, I just wanted to say I am TOTALLY
sorry for all the times I've been mean to you. Not just like, the other day, but
like, every other time I was mean to you too.

Beck: (Boobs....)
+1 Arousal
Dr. Cairney: Very good Claire!
Claire: *Teehee* Thanks Doc!
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Beck: (Damnit Beck! Concentrate! That's one of the necklaces right there!
There's no other explanation for those bodacious boobies!)
Dr. Cairney: I've been making good progress with Claire, helping her be more
well-behaved. I do hope you appreciate it Beck.
Beck: (Boobs...)
Dr. Cairney: You know Beck, you should stop by after school for our
cheerleading practice. I'm sure Claire here and the other girls will appreciate
it, isn't that right?
Claire: Totally! Beck you should definitely stop by and see us working our
bodies!
Dr. Cairney: Yes, I'm sure a male spectator is just what the girls need to help
motivate them.

Dr. Cairney: Well Beck, I'll be seeing you in class. And hopefully later today!
*fufufu*
Beck: (Boobs)
Claire: Bye-bye Beck! I hope I get to see you later!

After that Beck was left in a fugue-state for the rest of the day. Sure Dr. Cairney
didn't have the biggest boobs in school (or even on campus), but it was quite the
shock for poor Beck nevertheless. While he liked Dr. Cairney plenty, he always
considered her one of the most sexless people on campus. Sure there was magic
changing people around, but it seemed to be exaggerating stuff that was there. Dr.
Cairney being a giggling sexbomb was the last thing Beck was expecting. And
being the hormonally confused person he is, the image burned into his eyes left him
unable to concentrate on any of the rest of his classes.
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Fiona: Oi! Numpty there you are!

Beck: ...
Fiona: Numpty? Numpty! You still with me there Numpty?
Beck: Oh! There you are. Sorry my head was in a different place.
Fiona: Clearly up your arse. Come sit, sit, tell me about what you found.

Beck: Hang on, let me unzip my jacket. It gets hard to breathe after a while
with me covering all this up.
Fiona: Well you should be fine here in this corner with nobody seeing your girl
bits.

Beck sat down and told Fiona about his encounters with Miss Saitokawa, Coach
Griffith and Doctor Cairney. Fionna nodded along, seemingly none too surprised at
things.
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Beck: But if they are changing so much, shouldn't other people notice it as
well?
Fiona: Alright listen here Numpty. You've clearly been introduced to the fact
that magic exists, right?
Beck: Right.
Fiona: Has it not occurred to you that if magic exists, that a bunch of muggles
would have found out about it, and told the world, ergo prior to this week you
should have already known about magic? Has it not occurred that there is a
reason for why this isn't the case?
Beck: A government conspiracy dedicated to concealing the existence of
magic to protect magic from it's dangers?
Fiona: Ha! You WISH the government was that good at it's job. No.
Beck: Okay, so what is the reason?
Fiona: The reason is muggles can't sense magic, so they can't perceive when
it affects them. Least not consciously. People you are speaking to might
sense something is off on an unconscious level, but their mind rationalizes it
as being normal or how things have always been. Or otherwise they just spin
something they don't understand into something else they don't understand.
Personally, I think this is where stories of alien probes come from. A werewolf
fucks some dude in the bum in Nevada, and he thinks it must be the little
green men.
Beck: ... do werewolves do that sort of thing often?
Fiona: I'm not going to grace that question with an answer.

Fiona: Anyways, you did find another amulet on that science teacher of yours
so good on you Numpty. We still got one unaccounted for.
Beck: So what's the plan here, how are we supposed to retrieve them? I mean
we don't clock them on the heads do we?
Fiona: Why not?
Beck: ... well for one it would be assault.
Fiona: And what are the cops supposed to do when it's an invisible ginger did
the assaulting?
Beck: I can't turn invisible.
Fiona: Don't see how that's my problem.
Beck: ...
Fiona: I'm messing with you Numpty. Beating them over the head with a
mallet is a last resort. No, I'm going to need you to isolate them. Get close to
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them away from others. Them amulets are dangerous, and some other
Muggle gets their hand on it, it spreads the curse like herpes.
Beck: If I touch one of the amulets, I turn into a succubus?
Fiona: You Numpty should be mostly fine. But you'll be wanting to hand them
over to me for safekeeping ASAP.
Beck: Alright then, try to isolate the necklace holders, and then what.

Fiona rummages in her pockets, and hands Beck an old pocket watch.

Fiona: Here, take this doodad. Puts people to sleep, just got it shove it in their
faces for a few minutes.
Beck: Does it hypnotize people?
Fiona: Like I'd trust a Numpty with something that can do that. I barely trust
you with putting people to sleep. Keep in mind though the more these girlies
get corrupted the less an effect it will have.
Beck: So what's the point of using it against people corrupted by demons?
Fiona: It should work, just slower.

Beck: Alright, so we need to plan our next move. It's become clear that this is
mostly targeting teachers. So if we were to keep snooping, trying to find the
last necklace we could try around the teachers lounge. Or I could try to focus
on one of the specific necklace holders, Dr. Cairney suggested I come to
cheer practice.
Fiona: You sure you aren't interested in that one because of the big tits?
Beck: I resent that accusation.

CH. 6 Go to Cheer Practice

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Beck decided that it would be best to chase down a confirmed problem with Dr.
Cairney than try to scope out the teachers lounge and potentially find nothing.

Beck: (Okay Beck, time to enter the lions den. The Cheerleader squad. As
nice as Dr. Cairney is, the cheerleaders have always been lead by Claire
whose been always been a giant bitch. Granted since the whole magic
situation has been going on, she's been noticeably nicer to deal with... wonder
if I could ask Fiona if we can let that change stay. I mean probably not, but it
wouldn't hurt to ask.)
Eveline: Oh hey there Beck!

Beck: Oh hey there, Eveline right?

Eveline: Glad you remembered! Whatcha doing? Still looking for ghosts?
Beck: Oh that, well yeah I guess you could say that's what I'm doing.
Eveline: Any luck?
Beck: It's a mixed bag. You notice anything?
Eveline: Well Claire's been a lot nicer recently, I think that's been a bit odd,
but hey you know happy is good.
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Beck: Yeah I know what you mean.

Eveline: Lucy has been talking about you recently though.
Beck: She has?
Eveline: Yeah, just been wondering what you've been up to. I think she might
have a crush on you.
Beck: Trust me that's not it.
Eveline: Have you got your eye on Penny instead?
Beck: Oh that, well uh...
Eveline: Cause if so you'll have some competition from me!
Beck: Oh, you like Penny? I never knew.
Eveline: *Heehe* Neither did I! I just found out I'm a lesbian. Or maybe bi, I'm
not sure yet. I just finally realized like girls are hot right!
Beck: Uh... yeah.
Eveline: Yeah, and me and Penny have been friends forever but have you not
noticed how super hot she is?
Beck: Uh, well I won't say that I haven't noticed.
Eveline: I know right! Anyway nice chatting with you, but I gotta catch up to
the track team, hey I'll talk to later about how cool boobs are and stuff, byes!

*runs off*
Beck: (Well there. She's going to be one to watch out for. I really hope I don't
get into in a position where I have to chase her down.)
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Beck: (Alright Beck, back on mission. Just wait out the practice, find a way to
get Dr. Cairney alone, hypnotize her and swap the necklace. Should be easy.
Should be...)
Beck: (Man, hot Dr. Cairney is still a weird thing to grasp.)
As Beck made his way down to the field, hoping to stay inconspicuous, Dr. Cairney
was lecturing her Cheerleaders. To Beck's ear it sounded mostly like what would be
normal encouragements and instructions on exercise, except all in Dr. Cairney's
sexed up voice. All of the Cheerleaders were focused on Dr. Cairney in rapt
attention.

However Beck wasn't as stealthy as he would have liked and was noticed by Claire.
Claire: Oh hey there Beck! Glad you came to watch us practice!
Dr. Cairney turned around and spied Beck on the bench. She smiled as she greeted
him.
Dr. Cairney: So glad you joined us there Beck.
Beck: Uh, hey Doc.
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Dr. Cairney: Girls, isn't it so nice to have a strapping young man to watch our
routine?
Cheerleaders: *in unison* Yes Dr. Cairney!
Beck: (Okay, starting to get real cult vibes here).
Dr. Cairney: Now Beck, why don't you come closer? You really should have a
good view of our routine, nice and intimate.
Beck: *gulp* Uh no, I'm fine thank you, I don't want to be a bother.
Dr. Cairney: Oh well, that's fine.

Dr. Cairney: We'll just have to come to you!

And with that Dr. Cairney gracefully leapt from her platform and sauntered over to
Beck, sashaying her hips as she did.

The good Doctor plopped herself on the same Bench as Beck, leaving him no room
to escape. Beck being the typical loser he was not used to such close female
proximity, and that was without the fact that Beck knew that his teacher (which of
course that also added an extra dynamic to things) was basically radioactive with
magic.
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Dr. Cairney: *giggle* Now Beck, you and I will sit back here as we watch the
girls go through their routines. I hope you appreciate them~
Beck: Oh I uh oh...

Dr. Cairney: Come here girls, I want you giving your A-Game for dear little
Beck here.
Cheerleaders: Yes Dr. Cairney!
Dr. Cairney: Claire I want you up and front, I think you still owe Beck a little
eyefull.
Claire: Sure thing Doc! *giggle*
Beck: Oh Doctor, this really isn't necesssary.
Dr. Cairney: Hush you. Just sit back and enjoy the show.

The Cheerleaders started doing a set of routines that was surely to get back a lot of
angry letters from conservative parents who saw it for the next game. While Beck
was equal parts freaking out, and also trying to drink everything in, a part of him
was wondering how far things are going to spill out of control for this whole thing.
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Dr. Cairney: That's good girls, give Beck here a real good showing.
Beck: This isn't really necessary Doctor Cairney.
Dr. Cairney: Oh contrare, my girls have been in desperate need of a male
audience.
+1 Arousal

Dr. Cairney: You see Beck, the cheerleading club isn't just about team spirit.
It's also about mental and bodily health. Claire, do a split for me.
Claire: Yes Doc! What do you think Beck, pretty good right?
Dr. Cairney: That's a good girl. Claire here is a good example. See how nice
and flexible she is?
Beck: Uh huh.
+1 Arousal
Dr. Cairney: And since I've started these special lessons, Claire's been so
much healthier mentally. No more mean nasty thoughts, isn't that right Claire?
Claire: Sure thing Doc! I've been real nice and happy lately.
Beck: (I should find this extremely concerning. Keyword should.)
Dr. Cairney: Now turn around for me dear.
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Without hesitation Claire obeyed.

Claire: Here you go Doc! Beck, you gotta good view of my ass back there?
Beck: Uh huh...
+1 Arousal
Dr. Cairney: See, this way she's happier and you're happier! Everyone's better
off this way!

Becks head was swimming from the titillation and Dr. Cairney's influence.
Dr. Cairney: Enjoying the show there?
Beck: Uh-huh...
Dr. Cairney: Good, that's what they are there for. I'm so happy you came to
join us today... perhaps we could make this a regular thing you know? I train
my cheerleaders to shimmy their little butts for you?
Beck: Uh-huh... (that does sound nice...)
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+1 Dom
+1 Masculine
Beck: (Wasn't I here to do something important?.. Oh right! The necklace!)

When the routine was finally over, Dr. Cairney finally got up.
Dr. Cairney: Very good Claire. You're shaping into a fine young woman.
Claire: *giggle* Thanks Doc!
Beck: (Okay Beck say something!) Hey um, Dr. Cairney thanks for letting me
sit in today.
Dr. Cairney: You're very much welcome Beck!
Beck: H-How about I help you pack things up? As thanks!
Dr. Cairney: Oh how gentlemanly of you! Of course Beck, I would be honored.
Claire, see you and the rest of the girls can go home tonight.
Claire: Okay Doc! See you tomorrow! And you Beck, like, don't be a stranger!
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Beck helped carry some materials the cheerleaders had been using in their
practices to a storage shed with Dr. Cairney. Here Beck hoped he could use the
watch Fiona gave him and snatch the necklace. Provided he didn't get distracted.

Beck: Okay there you go. So uh, Dr. Cairney, I was wondering-

*push*
Dr. Cairney: Enough small-talk, we both know why we are here.
Beck: WHOA!
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Beck: Dr. Cairney I uh-

Dr. Cairney: I could feel you squirming with arousal on that bench. Your
hormonal body is screaming for release, and it would be criminal of me not to
help such a sweet young man.

The beautified science teacher wasted no time in sitting herself next to Beck,
placing her manicured hand right on his crotch causing Beck to let out a girly yelp.
Dr. Cairney: Excited aren't we~
Beck: That was uh, I uh...
Unfortunately for Beck his quick thinking skills weren't that great when he was
overly horny.
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The good doctor rubbed her leg sensually against Becks as she fiddled with his
pants zipper. Soon enough she had fished out his still masculine dick, and slowly
rubbed her soft fingers up and down it.

Dr. Cairney: Hmm~ there we go. So much pent up stress I can tell, you are
desperate for relief! How long as it been?
Beck: Uh....
Dr. Cairney: No matter, I'm here for you now.
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Dr. Cairney: I'll teach you what it's like to be with a woman. I think you're too
intimidated, letting girls like Claire walk all over you. Well this should help your
confidence.
Beck: (Sweet lord this is the best thing ever! Wait, think Beck think! This is
bad. Right? I mean... I uh, I can wait this out yeah.. just grab the watch while
she's distracted and when she's done flash her with the watch and grab the
necklace and commit this whole thing to the memory vault.)

Dr. Cairney: Excuse me a moment, let me just get a little more comfortable
here.
Beck: (God yes!)
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Dr. Cairney: There we go, nice and free to breathe. Do you like that Beck?
Getting a good look at my big bouncing boobies while your teacher jerks you
off.
Beck: Eeyup.
Dr. Cairney: *Fufufu~* I appreciate what an honest boy you are. Keep this up
and you might just be my new favorite student

Beck groaned, still having the werewithal to try to keep a manlier pitch, but
otherwise he lost himself to the pleasure of Dr. Cairney's deft fingers. Meanwhile
the busty science teacher simply enjoyed the look of pleasure on Beck's face.
-8 Arousal
+1 Corruption
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Dr. Cairney simply cleaned up her hand with her labcoat and got up.
Dr. Cairney: Very well done Beck. I wish I could spend some more time with
you but I suppose you should be heading home by now.
Beck: (Crap! This is it Beck!)

Beck: (Man I wish I was doing this without my penis out.) Hey uh Doctor,
before you go there's something I need you to look at.
Dr. Cairney: What is it Beck? Is it your cock, because I've already gotten a
very good look, no offense.
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Beck: Check out this!

Dr. Cairney: ...
Beck: ... is it working?

*push*
Dr. Cairney: My oh my Beck, what is this little gadget supposed to do?
Beck: Nothing! You see nothing!
Dr. Cairney: Well, if you were so intent on having me see it, why don't we see
what happens if you look at it?
Beck: Oh that's really not necessary!
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Dr. Cairney: Here we go!

Beck: I'm not gonna look! You can't make me look! I won't-

+1 Corruption
-2 Intelligence

And so Beck woke up in the storage shed a few hours later.

Eventually Beck woke up and surveyed the damage. It took him a while to wake his
sluggish brain, but eventually he was able to put all the pieces together. He had
tried to use Fiona's watch on Dr. Cairney only for her to snatch it from him and use
it against him in turn. And given he was missing half his clothes when he woke up
he'd gathered his science teacher had gone and violated him while he was out. And
given his tits were out, he gathered Dr. Cairney had gleaned that too.
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When he got up he found a note that Dr. Cairney had left for him, written in pink
lipstick.
"Nice try there Beck. Thanks for the gadget. I look forward to seeing you in
class tomorrow."
And it was signed with a kiss.

After mulling in shame long enough Beck decided to make some calls. First he sent
a text to Jayden letting her know he was running late again so she wouldn't freak
out. Then he called Fiona.
Beck: Hey, uh, Fiona?
Fiona: You got some good news for me Numpty?
Beck: Yeah... about that...
Fiona: Numpty, the next words out of your mouth oughta be some good
fucking news.
Beck: ...
Fiona: ...
Beck: ...
Fiona: Numpty!
Beck: Well you know how they say no news is good news?
Fiona: Numpty you better start talking or so help me god I'll turn you into a
were-hampster!
Beck: Okay, but promise not to get mad... I didn't get the necklace from Dr.
Cairney...
Fiona: Numpty-
Beck: And also she stole the watch you gave me.
Fiona: ...
Beck: ...
Fiona: ...
Beck: ... Fiona?
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Fiona: NUMPTYYYYYYYY!!!!
Beck: Yikes! Yeah, I deserve that one.
Fiona: Out of all the fucking incompetence- I had such LOW expectations for
ya, and yet somehow you manage to avoid clearing that! Just how in the world
did that sexed up bimbo manage to swipe the magical artifact I so generously
gave you from under yer nose?
Beck: She uh, she just took it. I went and shoved it in her face and she just
took it.
Fiona: Let me guess, you let out some cringey one-liner announcing your
intent to do all manner of creepy things to your teacher letting her in on the
fact that you had a magic hypnotizing watch on yer person.
Beck: ... I mean not exactly.
Fiona: *world-weary sigh* You've officially had your magic rights revoked.
Beck: Okay well, what's our plan for snatching the necklaces then?
Fiona: I don't fucking care at this point. Find someone, anyone else to help
you out because I officially am no longer trusting you with any more of me
property.
*hangs up*
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Beck: Well that went better than expected. I wonder if were-hamsters actually
exist or if that was something she just made up on the spot.
Beck: Alright so maybe Fiona has a point about bringing someone in to help.
I'm kind of overwhelmed here and clearly out of my depth. But I can't just
bring in anyone, I mean I can't just spring 'oh hey help me track down these
piece of jewelry with sex demons in them' now can I?
Beck: Well... so far I've gotten along with Penelope, and working with her
could get me a good in with Coach Griffith. Eveline also seems pretty cheerful
and not particularly freaked out or... freaked up? She doesn't seem too badly
effected by what's going on. And maybe she and I can both get closer to our
advisor. They seem like the best candidates I got for helping, which one
should I go for?

CH. 7 Get Eveline’s Help

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Beck made the walk of shame back home after cleaning himself up and getting
dressed. Beck ultimately decided if he was going to try to get someone on his side,
he'd choose Eveline. She seemed less overall effected by the weird goings on than
Penelope was, and was probably a safer choice.

When it came to gym, Beck had the daunting task of approaching the popular girls
of school. He mused on how much had changed from just a few days ago that he
was now on speaking terms with the whole group.
Beck: Uh hey girls. Wassup?
Claire: Oh like, hey there Beck!
Penelope: Oh Beck! Uh, what are you doing here?
Beck: I have gym. Remember?
Penelope: Oh... *awkward laugh*
Eveline: Hey Beck, I was just chatting with the girls about how awesome
boobs are!
Beck: ... Really?
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Eveline: Yeah, hey Beck you probably know more about this stuff than me,
can you tell us who has the best boobs?
Beck: I uh, I'm not sure I'm fully qualified...
Eveline: Nonsense! Come on girls show 'em off! This is valuable information
here!
Claire: Teehee, I'm sure Beck would love getting an eyefull of my boobies!
He's ogled me all the time! Especially yesterday at practice!
Penelope: Is that true Beck? You like boobs? Um, how are mine, are they any
good?
Eveline: I think they're banging Penny! But I need a second opinion here
Beck! What about mine? Like I think they're alright, but I was wondering if it'd
be better if I tried showing them off more!
+1 Arousal

Coach Griffith: Alright, enough slacking! I want my warriors in top shape!

Enough yapping time to get moving!
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Eveline: Oh sorry talk to you later about boobs some more Beck! *runs away*
Claire: Laters! *runs away*
Beck: Wait hold on! There's something I want to talk to you about! Something
besides boobs! *runs away*
Penelope: Beck! Beck!

Penelope: Beck you can ogle me if you like! Damnit Penny what is wrong with you...
Coach Griffith: Nelson! Don't sit there idle! I'm going to turn that body of yours into a
weapon!
Penelope: *sigh* Yes Coach.

Beck muddled through the rest of his classes. He found himself overly distracted,
still replaying the events of yesterday with Dr. Cairney in his head over and over
again.
+1 Arousal
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A large part of him wanted to just skip today out of embarrassment, but he knew he
had to stay on mission. He didn't want another earful from Fiona again either. Beck
expected something to happen in science class, but Dr. Cairney didn't react in any
special way, just giving him a flirtatious wink at the start of class and carrying on
from normal. Beck could barely focus on his class, and instead just marveled at
how nobody else in the class seemed to consider it weird their frumpy science
teacher turned into sex on legs. Well a few guys and a couple of girls seemed to
notice, their eyes fixated on her bosom, but they didn't act like it was anything new
or noteworthy.

Beck figured he would try to catch up with Eveline after school, given he knew she
would be with the track team. But as he was wandering the halls, something caught
his eye.

He caught Dr. Cairney talking, or perhaps arguing with Ms. White. It was funny
seeing how Ms. White towered over the science teacher, and how despite her
recent endowments, Ms. White continued to outclass her. Beck wondered what they
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were talking about, he couldn't catch any words, but it sounded like it wasn't
something typical like being about school supplies or anything.

Beck wondered if perhaps the two were in some sort of cahoots. Ms. White didn't
seem to be acting any different than usual, nor did she seem like she'd gone
through any physical changes (Beck had a hard time imagining how you could
really make Ms. White any curvier). But then again, there was a lot Beck didn't
know about this whole corruptive magic thing.
Lucy: Hey Beck.
Beck: Ack!
Beck turned around and saw Lucy looking at him unimpressed again, and quickly
grabbed her and ducked down to hide.

Beck: Stop sneaking up on me like that!

Lucy: Stop making it easy to sneak up on you.
Beck: ... Look Lucy I'd love to catch up, but I'm in the middle of something.
Lucy: Still looking for ghosts?
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Beck: Yeah something like that. You uh, you catch anything suspicious?
Lucy: Yeah, all my friends are talking about you. I mean I don't want to be
mean, but for some reason they've all been asking me about you.
Beck: Oh I get it. You start talking to me again because now your popular
friends are now interested in me.
Lucy: Beck that's not it-
Beck: You know, Eveline said you were the one talking about me, said you
had a crush on me.
Lucy: Oh that's funny. No Beck, I wasn't trying to be mean it's just... I dunno
you said something weird was going on, and then all my friends started talking
about you and it got me wondeirng is all, I didn't mean anything by it.
Beck: Well I'm just sitting here. Being me. So it's nothing I'm doing. Maybe
your friends just realized I'm a standup guy.
Lucy: Hey if that's the case, I'll be pleased as punch.
Beck: What about your mom?
Lucy: I'm sorry, what about my mom?
Beck: If the school is haunted, well maybe it would cause your mom to start
acting weird.
Lucy: Oh we're still on about that. Fine. No having noticed anything weird
about mom. Except her fashion sense has gotten worse, but you know, that's
mom.
Beck: Gotcha. Well, just keep your eyes peeled for ghosts.
Lucy: ... right. Well uh... I hope to see you again Beck. Um... see you later.

Beck wandered around after the school day ended, Beck wandered around Campus
looking for Eveline, but she was seeming nowhere to be found.

Beck asked at the track-team, but the coach there told him that Eveline just didn't
show up today.
He didn't want to leave empty handed today though. He knew he was on the clock
and needed something to show for today. The longer he waited the worse the
problem got. He wracked his head on what he should do to find Eveline. And he
knew that she had Dr. Carmicheal as an Advisor, and it was his best guess that the
changes in behavior that he had been noticing were coming from her. So he
decided to check in on there
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Beck steeled himself. He didn't know if he was going to be walking in on some

satanic orgy or something, but if Dr. Carmicheal was doing something with Eveline
it was something he needed to check out. He knocked on her door.
Amelia: Who is it?
Her voice was quite gruff, but it didn't sound like the tone of someone doing
something illicit.
Beck: Hey Dr. Carmicheal, it's me Beck, are you busy in there?
Amelia: Oh Beck! Why didn't you say so, come on in!

Beck: Uh, Dr. Carmicheal?

Amelia: Beck my boy! Step on in, take a load off! And I told you, call me
Amelia
Beck: You uh, feeling okay? Amelia?
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Amelia: Never better! I feel fucking rad!

Beck: Oh my, uh wasn't expecting you ever swear.
Amelia: I believe in keeping things casual. I know you students put up with so
much bullshit during the day, when you guys come into my office, I want you
to relax, I want you to feel the weight of all the school rules rolling off your
shoulders.

Amelia: So Beck, my man, what brings you to my office? Life getting you
down again?
Beck: Oh, well I'm not so much here for me, I was wondering if you knew
where Eveline is? I've been trying to track her down, she's not at track, and I
thought she might be here (taking part in some orgy).
Amelia: Nah, you just missed her, sorry.
Beck: So she was here?
Amelia: Yeah, came to me for some counseling. I think I'm really making
some breakthroughs with the girl. The other day we realized she was
suppressing a lot of her own sexuality. She's been so focused on trying to
please others and be a good girl she was completely ignoring her own libido
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and shit. But now that we've uncovered that, she's free to express her
sexuality in the prime years of her life! Did you know that she's never
masturbated? I mean come on right?
Beck: Right, yeah, she's... brought up SOME of that with me yeah. So why did
she come in today? Did she go home cause she was not feeling well?
Amelia: Oh no, she's bounced cause I told her to skip.
Beck: You did!?
Amelia: Yeah all that extra-curricular stuff is bullshit. I mean look at her
friends like Penny and Lucy, you think they're happier because they take an
extra class that they can't even put on their diploma? No, they're fucking
miserable, but they do it because they're worried about somebody else, who
probably doesn't even care, being happy. It's all bullshit, and I told her as
much, and she's probably out there having a milkshake, or jilling off or
something.

Amelia: But hey, don't want you to come here for nothing! You're in my office
instead of enjoying your youth and playing video-games and eating unhealthy
snack foods! So whey don't you tell me what you wanted her for and I can see
if I can help out!
Beck: (Boooobs...) Well uh, (how do I explain this) well see, I needed her help
with something.
Amelia: Ooh, sounds interesting, what kind of something?
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Beck: Well... Amelia... are you down for a heist?

Amelia: A heist! Bitchin! Are we gonna break some rules?
Beck: (She's... shorter than she was before... did Coach steal height off of her
or something?) ... potentially.
Amelia: Aw come one don't tease me here say yes!

Beck: Yes. Definitely.

Amelia: Fucking rad! Count me in! Finally an excuse to get out of this stuffy
office! Oh, and I'll give you a lift back home too! Now come on, gimme the
deets! This is going to so fucking fun!
Companion Gained: Amelia
Beck: (Alright, well this took a turn, but gotta improvise. The question is where
do I go to from here? Do I try to get Dr. Carmicheal to help me get back the
watch from Dr. Cairney though? Or do I try to lift her own necklace from her
while I've got her attention and can get her alone?)
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CH. 8 Steal Back the Watch

Beck had to quickly decide, and so he figured that trying to get the magic watch
back from Dr. Cairney was his best bet if he wanted to get the other necklaces.
Plus trying to steal Dr. Carmicheals would probably end badly if he went in half-
cocked without a plan.

Now Beck just had to bullshit a good explanation.

Beck: Okay so you see, a friend gave me this watch, and Dr. Cairney
confiscated it from me cause uh, I was messing with it. But I don't want my
friend to be mad at me so I need to get it back.
Amelia: Huh, figures that bitch would do something like that.
Beck: Yeah, so could you help me with this?
Amelia: Sure thing Beck, anything for one of my students! I saw we hit the
teachers lounge first, see maybe if she went and stuffed it in her desk. I can
unlock the room and we can pilfer through it together!
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Amelia: Man, I'm so fucking pumped! You and me breaking the rules together!
Nobody telling us what to do!
Beck: Yeah sure, um Dr., I mean Amelia do you have to stick so closely to
me?
Amelia: Fuck yeah, we're sneaking her Beck!
Beck: Sure (even though everyone's gone home already) hey Amelia, mind if I
ask you about your necklace?
Amelia: Oh sure thing Beck, you like it?
Beck: Yeah yeah, I was wondering where you got it?
Amelia: Why the interest?
Beck: (Crap, deflect!) I was uh... thinking it would be a good gift for a
girlfriend!
Amelia: *heehee* Well I certainly like it. Honestly I can't remember where I
picked it up, but if I do I'll let you know! I'm sure your girlfriend would love it.
Also good on you Beck! Getting a girlfriend! When did that happen?
Beck: Oh uh, it's a recent thing.
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Amelia: Alright here we are! Hey we should use codenames!

Beck: I think we're fine on that front.
Amelia: Come on what if someone overhears us or something? I'll be Badass-
bitch, and yours can be Hunkybuns!
Beck: (Hunkybuns!?) Um sure those sound good, can I use BB for short
though?
Amelia: Ooh double codename! I like it! Alright, this way Hunkybuns!

Amelia: Okay, this should be Dr. Cairney's desk right here, lets start digging!
Hey think we should leave like a note or something saying 'gotcha bitch!'?
Beck: No, I think it's better if we try not to leave a trace.
Amelia: Aw... hmm... I don't think I see any watches with the rest of the
confiscated materials... there is a wallet with phat stacks of cash in it though!
Beck: Is it pink with a white-flower on it?
Amelia: Yeah, how'd you know?
Beck: Probably Claire's then.
Amelia: Maybe. Yoink!
Beck: Doc- Amelia!
Amelia: Codenames Hunkybuns!
Beck: BB! Come on I said we'd be leaving no trace!
Amelia: But come on Hunkybuns, imagine how much bad-for-ou- health junk-
food we could buy with this money!
Just then the two heard the door open. Beck quickly ducked beneath one of the
desks as Dr. Cairney entered.
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Dr. Cairney: Oh why hello there Dr. Carmicheal, surprised to see you here
you've been leaving pretty early this week.
Amelia: Oh you know, just needed to take care of some things today. I was
wanting to talk to Coach Griffith about Eveline Adams
Dr. Cairney: *giggle* Well she's still at the gym running those basketball girls
through the wringer. A real shame if you ask me, those girls are going to be
so full of muscles and anxiety to really enjoy life.
Amelia: Oh tell me about it.

Beck: (You're kidding me! Shouldn't Dr. Cairney be busy with the
Cheerleaders for another hour?)
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Amelia: What about you Doc? I thought you'd be too busy teaching those
cheerleaders to do back flips and junk.
Dr. Cairney: Oh today's practice went exceedingly well! I found a little trick
that helped speed things along immensely! Helping those girls learn
composure and embracing their femininity. So I'm just here to pick up a few
things and head home.
Beck: (Damn she must be talking about the watch! And if she leaves we'll
have come here for nothing!)

Amelia: Well before you go... while the both of us are here, why don't we take
care of this unspoken thing between us? The raw sexual tension that sparks
between us whenever the two of us are in the same room huh? We've both
been itching to tear off each-others clothes for a while now, why keep
pretending otherwise?
Beck: (What the heck is happening?)
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Dr. Cairney: My oh my Dr. Carmicheal, this is a rather naked attempt to

seduce me. I have no real idea what you are talking about, frankly I always
considered you a rather frumpy and thinly strung women. It's rather funny that
you think you can plop yourself on my desk, spread your legs, and think that
I'd be up for just any tumble in the hay.

Dr. Cairney: I'm in!

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Beck: (Well this took a turn didn't it?)

Amelia: I always knew there was a desperate thirsty slut underneath those
long conservative dresses of yours!
Dr. Cairney: Well color me surprised, I never would have imagined such a
randy bitch was hiding behind that overstressed kind smile of yours!

Amelia: Enough talking, I want you naked riding on top of me!

Dr. Cairney: The girl know what she wants! Very well then let me just get
comfortable...
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Amelia: Come here you slut! Gimme those tits!

*making-out sounds*
Dr. Cairney: Oh my how eager!

Amelia: You're talking too much! Here squeeze my tits!

*making-out sounds*
Beck: (THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!!)
Amelia: Come on, I want you stripped so I can look at all of that hot bod!
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*plop*
Dr. Cairney's labcoat landed in front of Beck.
Beck: (Wait a minute... is Dr. Carmicheal staying on mission?)

Amelia: That's it you slut! Hmm... you've got a fantastic ass.

Dr. Cairney: Why thank you Dr. Carmicheal. I've been hard at work trying to
get it nice and juicy.
Amelia: You've done a good job! And these tits! I bet all the hunkybuns go
wild for them!
Dr. Cairney: *teehee* I hope so, certainly a lot of my students can't keep their
eyes on them lately!
Beck: (She is! She is staying on mission!)
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The two started gyrating against each-other vibrating the desks they sat on top of.
Beck was subjected to the sounds of his two stultified teachers smashing their
genitals against each-other, groping one another, moaning together in pleasure,
and making out furiously.
+1 Arousal
However Beck tentaviely reached his hand out to search Dr. Cairney's labcoat
hoping he might find the watch there.

But he quickly withdrew his hand as Dr. Cairney took the lead and Amelia's body
slammed onto the desk above him.
Amelia: Oh shit! Oh fuck oh god oh shit oh fuck!!!
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Dr. Cairney: *giggle* Such a naughty little mouth you have. Someone should
teach you some manners!
Amelia: Fuck you bitch!

Dr. Cairney: *fufufu* It's going to take some time to tame you into a good girl, I
can tell.
Amelia: That's what you want huh? A good obedient little girl? Too bad for you
I'm a badass bitch! I do what I want when I want!
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Dr. Cairney: Rather arrogant for someone mindlessly writhing in pleasure

beneath me.
Amelia: *loud moan*
Dr. Cairney: Just let all those nasty little thoughts in your head pop out of
existence to be replaced by pleasure... soon your head will be too empty to be
such a nasty girl.

Amelia: *pants* You think that's all I got bitch!

Dr. Cairney: Oh my! *moan*
Amelia: Take that you slut! I'm not going down without a fight! Whose
mindlessly writhing now you dumb bimbo!
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Beck didn't know if Amelia was turning the tables for his sake or for her own, but he
still reached out to pilfer through Dr. Cairney's pockets while she was distracted
All the while his two teachers kept grinding against each-other, too horny to do
anything but moan.

Dr. Cairney merely had her eyes closed, focused on her own pleasure, while
Amelia delighted in seeing that smug look on the science teachers face wiped off as
she was too horny to think. Showing her who's boss was turning Amelia on like
nothing else, massaging her own tits as she simply lied back and watched the
bimbo reveal her true nature.
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The two moaned loudly as they reach their conclusion rattling the desks even more
as their bodies shivered in pleasure. Meanwhile Beck was successful in having
found the watch.

Dr. Cairney was basking in the warmth of her own orgasm, while Amelia took the
opportunity to explore her body.
Amelia: God your tits are fucking great.
Dr. Cairney: *moan*
Amelia: So soft... I think they're bigger than mind, can't stand that...
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Dr. Cairney: *fufufu* Well what can I say? Some people have got it and I've
got it.
Amelia: You've got it and then some We gotta do this again.
Dr. Cairney: Oh it would be my pleasure. I can't wait to make you a nice well-
behaved girl.
Amelia: Hah in your dreams! Fuck me enough times and you'll come back
begging for more each time
Dr. Cairney: Well we'll see.

The two teachers finally dismounted from the desk, Amelia on Beck's side giving
him a prime view of her crotch. He tried not to stare, or rather, he stared but he felt
bad about doing so.
Amelia: Well you got the stuff you needed to get Cherise?
Dr. Cairney: Oh yes, though if you could be a dear and grab my labcoat for
me? I think it fell on your side
Amelia: Sure thing.
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Amelia: Here you go.

Dr. Cairney: Thank you dear. Now to find the rest of my clothes. I'm not ready to
start strutting the streets naked. At least not yet.
Amelia: Sounds like a kickass time to me.

Dr. Cairney: *fufufu* My oh my you are a randy little slut.

Amelia: Says the bitch I fucked on top of her own desk.
Dr. Cairney: Who fucked who is up for debate my dear
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Dr. Cairney: Well I suppose I better be off then. See you tomorrow Amelia.
Amelia: Later bitch.
Beck: (Thank Optimus Prime that's over.)

Amelia: Alright Beck, coast is clear!

Beck: Yeah, let me just get up and stretch.
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Beck: I can't believe two of my teachers just had sex right on top of me.
Amelia: Fucking bitching amiright! I've never done anything like that!
Beck: You know, I never figured you were into girls, um, Amelia.
Amelia: Me neither! But I figured 'hey I gotta do something' and I went for it,
and it's like my instincts kicked in! And it fucking rocked! Lesbian sex is
fucking awesome! I cannot recommend it enough.
Beck: Yeah, I'll be sure to keep that in mind.
Amelia: So did we score?

Beck: Oh yeah the watch. Yeah I found it in her pockets.

Amelia: Kickass! Mission accomplished!
Beck: Yeah, so you were doing all that just to help me out?
Amelia: Of course Beck! Anything for my students! Though I won't lie, I did
want a crack at Doc Cairney's hot bod. I mean do you see those tits? God
they were fantastic, you ever get the chance you should motorboat them,
though of course she's your teacher so that would be super-inappropriate but
can you imagine hahaha you having sex with a teacher? That would be so hot
even though you totally shouldn't do it hahaha!
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Beck: HAHAHA.
Amelia: Yeah, that'd be like so hot, but so wrong but so hawt...
Beck: YEAH GUESS IT'S TIME TO HEAD OUT NOW.
Amelia: Hey one more thing!

Amelia: Tada! Free gift for you!

Beck: Wait, is that Dr. Cairney's necklace?
Amelia: Yeah I swiped it off her while she was distracted with all the fucking I
was doing!
Beck: I uh...
Amelia: You said you wanted one for your girlfriend so here! I noticed it was
the same as mine.
Beck: (Grab it Beck! Don't ask questions just grab it!) Thanks Amelia.
Amelia: *teehee* Just think of it as thanks for bringing me in on such a fun
heist! I've never felt so free and young!

Beck: Alright so with that done... could you get dressed?

Amelia: Aw come on, don't pretend you don't like getting an eyeful.
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Beck: ...
Amelia: You want a good look just feel free to ask. But help me find my
clothes I'm starting to get chilly. I'll drive you home next.

Amelia got dressed though they couldn't find where her underwear had landed.
Though Amelia wasn't perturbed with the idea of going commando for the rest of
the day.

On the way back home, Amelia couldn't stop herself from raving how awesome sex
with Dr. Cairney was, who was already in quite an awkward position from having
been when it happened
Amelia: Like seriously those tits man. You a tit man or an ass man Beck?
Beck: I plead the fifth.
Amelia: I respect that. But yeah man she's like sex on legs, and her pussy
man, I don't think I have the words to describe that pussy on pussy action,
hmm... I wonder how much she'd squeal when she gets a good dicking.
Wouldn't it be so funny if after watching us two fuck, you were the one who
got to fuck her next haha? I mean it'd be so innapropriate for you to do, but
it'd be so hot, but so wrong...
+1 Arousal
Beck: Oh look we're here!
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Amelia: Oh god that was so fucking fun! I gotta thank you for bringing me in on that!
Today was just the best!
Beck: Well I'm glad you got to have fun.
Amelia: Aw, upset that you missed out?
Beck: I've just had a stressful week is all.
Amelia: Well Beck, my office is always open if you need me, and if you ever
want me to help out with something like that again, please ask me to help out.
Beck: I'll keep that in mind.
Amelia: And one more thing in thanks...

Amelia: Come here!

Amelia got up on her tip-toes, grabbed Beck by the shoulder and head and pulled
him in for a big smooch. The poor (or perhaps lucky) boy was completely paralyzed
by this action- as rambunctious as Amelia had been he wasn't expecting her to start
kissing him. Even more this wasn't a sexual kiss, or rather not entirely. It was a
passionate kiss to be sure though, slow and savored as Amelia pressed her body
close to Beck's.
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+1 Dom

Amelia: That was thanks for such an awesome day! Stop by my office soon
okay?
Amelia then ran off back to her car with a giddy skip in her jump while Beck just
stood there starstruck on the street.

Eventually ben got back home and collapsed on his bed. He decided call Fiona to
update her.
Beck: Hey Fiona. I've got good news this time.
Fiona: Lay it on me, boyo.
Beck: I got the watch back.
Fiona: Really now? How'd you accomplish that?
Beck: I also got one of the necklaces.
Fiona: You did! Well con-fucking-grats how'd you do it?
Beck: ...
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Fiona: Numpty...
Beck: It's not bad news.
Fiona: Numpty.
Beck: It's more of a complication.
Fiona: Numpty!
Beck: Okay, so you remember I told you Amelia- I mean Dr. Carmicheal had
one of the succubus necklaces?
Fiona: Aye.
Beck: Well, she went and helped me get the watch back from Dr. Cairney, and
lifted her necklace while she was at it... they had sex.
Fiona: *world weary sigh*
Beck: She doesn't seem like a bad person. She was looking to be very
helpful. She seemed more like... like she was a kid trying to act out.
Fiona: All I can say Numpty is tread very carefully. She might not be stabbin'
your eyes out, but that doesn't mean she ain't a danger. I shouldn't have to
spell this out, but since you are a numpty DON'T FUCK HER. The more you
hang out with these ladies, the more you change to their desires, and the
more you can kiss 'normal' goodbye.
Beck: Okay well still we got one more of the necklaces, so yay team us?
Fiona: Yeah, I'll come by tomorrow in the mornin' to pick it up. Just don't do
anything stupid in the meantime.
Beck: Yeah later.
*hangs up*
Beck: Okay, well now I gotta figure what I should do for tomorrow. It'll be
friday, so it might be the last day for a while that I can try to track things down.
I think I should hold off on going after Dr. Cairney for a while given things
didn't pan out last time. So I guess that leaves me with trying to go after
Coach Griffith or Ms. Saitokawa.

Ch. 9 Go after Coach Griffith

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Beck got up to stretch unsure if he was ready to face the day. On the one hand he
had a sort of mixed record. He had lost the watch and gotten it back plus one
necklace. But he figured that Doctors Cairney and Carmicheal were the easiest of
his demonically corrupted teachers to deal with. Which left Coach Griffith and Ms.
Saitokawa as quite the handfuls to deal with.
But after waking himself and getting dressed and shoving his boobs into place he
headed downstairs.

Mrs. Hancock: Hmmf mrrnng Hmmk! Hrrv uuu! Hmfy!

Beck's mom rushed out the door at the last second as she did ever day. Meanwhile
Beck meandered over to his sisters eating breakfast.
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Jayden: Mornin' Beck! We made some pancakes today!

Beck: Aw man pancakes!
Ginny: *with a mouthful of pancake* Come sit down! We got time before we
gotta leave!
Beck: I'd really love to, but I'm going to take a walk before we leave.
Jayden: How come?
Beck: Eh, I just need to clear my head, uh, had a creepy dream about running
people over and then an evil cult brought them back to life.
Jayden: Well that's what too much video-games late at night will do to you.
Beck: Yeah, well I'll be outside not learning my lesson.

Beck wandered outside trying to find Fiona, she just said she'd find him outside his
home, but not where exactly. Beck had tried to text her for more concrete details,
but she didn't reply back. So this left Beck just wandering in the street outside his
house hoping she'd find him.
Fiona: Numpty!
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Beck jumped in the air as Fiona startled him. When he realized he wasn't in
immediate danger he looked up and saw Fiona just standing on one of the garden
walls.
Beck: Fiona please don't sneak up on me like that, my mind is in a very fragile
state right now.
Fiona: Aw come on Numpty. A little bit of trauma builds character.
Beck: Please can we skip the banter and just talk about the mission.
Fiona: Aww... you're no fun in the mornings Numpty.
Fiona gracefully leapt down and the two walked off to the side of the road.

Fiona: So Numpty. Good morning. Now show me the goods.

Beck: Yeah hang on, just let me get the stuff out of my pockets. You know
Fiona, it seems to me I'm doing most of the work here.
Fiona: Yeah Numpty, you'd be doing so well without me handing you
enchanted trinkets to lose, or giving you valuable intel on how magic works,
and also-
Beck: Okay point made.
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Beck: Okay, here's the watch back, safe and sound. It, it is safe and sound,
not tampered with, right?
Fiona: Oh yeah yeah, seems to be in working order. Now don't lose it this time
Numpty.
Beck: Yeah sure...

Beck: And here's the necklace. Honestly seems like it should feel like a bigger
deal.
Fiona: It is, you're just a muggle and can't tell. Also you should be using
gloves for handling this, I ain't joking.
Beck: Okay, well I'll keep that in mind. So does this mean Dr. Cairney is safe
now?
Fiona: Hah you wish it that was that easy. To be fair I wish it was that easy
too. No, even if she's not wearing the thing, the demons probably already got
enough claws in her to influence her behavior. Only way we fix the problem is
if we get all five of these amulets and I can work my mojo.
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Fiona: Alrighty now to put that cursed artifact somewhere safe.

Beck: Your hat?
Fiona: Yes me hat. You see a lot of pockets in these skirts?
Beck: ... is it a magic hat?
Fiona: If you must know it is, it's bigger on the inside.
Beck: That sounds convenient.
Fiona: Is it me or are you sounding more like a Numpty today than normal.
Beck: Oh back off, I've been feeling drained since the other day... hey me
being... next to the corrupted teachers isn't going to... steal my soul is it?
Fiona: It would take too long to explain to you. Anyway I figure it's more likely
they've drained your IQ than your soul.
Beck: Wait they can do that? Or is this just you trying to find a roundabout
way to insult my intelligence again?
Fiona: Being completely serious here Numpty. It's why I'm telling you to be so
careful here. Fucking these dames may sound like a fun time, but you gotta
remember the costs.
Beck: Yeah well I'll try, wish me luck then on the next one.
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After that Beck headed back home, where there was unfortunately no time for
Pancakes. Jayden drove her siblings to school, and Beck tried to formulate some
sort of plan to move forward.
Ginny: So Beck, did you manage to clear your head?
Beck: I think.
Ginny: Okay. So uh, I was wondering, you know how you said to keep an eye
out for things cause you think the school is haunted?
Beck: Yeah? What did you find something weird Ginny?
Ginny: I'm not sure if weird is quite the right word... unusual maybe... but it's
something I was hoping I could get some advice from you on.
Eveline: Yo Beck I gotta talk to you!

Beck turned to see Eveline running up to him, an eager smile on her face.
Beck: Oh hi Eveline. Good morning.
Eveline: And good morning to you too sir! Who's the cutie?
Beck: This is my sister Ginny, and don't even think about it.
Ginny: Hello.
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Eveline: Hiya! Think about what?

Beck: There was something you wanted to talk about?
Eveline: Oh right! Dude did you know how fun masturbation is? EXTREMELY
fun!
Ginny: Uh what?
Beck: OKAY GINNY I'LL CATCH UP TO YOU LATER!
Ginny: What? But Beck-
Beck: I'LL CATCH UP TO YOU LATER OKAY!
Ginny: Fine... I'll see you after school.

Beck: Jesus, Eveline, not in front of my little sister okay?

Eveline: Sorry Beck, but I tried masturbating last night and I just HAD to share
how awesome it is with someone, I've been just bursting at the seams it's like
a whole new world has been opened up to me!
Beck: And that someone had to be with me.
Eveline: Yeah! You're way more experienced with this stuff than Penny or
Claire are.
Beck: I feel I should resent that characterization. I'm sure your friends also
masturbate, it's just you know, most people don't talk about it in the open.
Eveline: Well in that case Beck, I wanna thank you for being so considerate
with helping me out on this stuff. It's my first time doing something like this,
you gotta tell me, does it feel just as good when you do it a second time?
Beck: *sigh* I suppose, you just sit in front of a computer and you go at it.
Eveline: What's the computer for?
Beck: Huh?
Eveline: I said what's the computer for?
Beck: Looking at porn?
Eveline: What's that?
Beck: (Jesus how sheltered is this girl). You know what I think it's better you
find out for yourself.
Eveline: Gotcha, okay I'll go ahead and google it- anyway I should head to
homeroom, I'll catch up with you later Beck! *runs away*
Beck: Wait I didn't mean you should actually... aw damnit. Alright, well I'll deal
with those consequences later.
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Later at gym Beck scoped out Coach Griffith. He figured he should try to lift her
necklace after school, in case something went sideways he didn't want everyone in
school to potentially catch him.

The Coach was spending most of her attention drilling Penelope.

Coach Griffith: Come on Nelson! Stretch out those hams!
Penelope: Yes Coach.
Coach Griffith: I don't hear the conviction in your voice!
Penelope: Yes Coach!
Coach Griffith: Good Nelson. And when we are done warming up you are
going to train until you drop!
As Beck was trying not to get noticed, Claire walked up to him.
Claire: Hiya Beck!
Beck: Oh hey Claire.
Claire: Coach seems to really be putting Penelope through the wringer huh.
Beck: That's putting it mildly.
Claire: *giggle* Yeah. I've been suggesting maybe she quit the basketball
team and join me in the Cheerleader club, I'm sure she'd have a lot more fun
with Doc Cairney.
Beck: Well fun is a word you could use there. (God cheerful giggly Penelope
sure would be something. I wonder if Doc Cairney will be acting any different
today, though I guess since she had that... encounter yesterday after Cheer
practice Claire wouldn't know.)
Claire: Hey Beck, what are you thinking about? You seem lost in thought.
Beck: Oh, uh anime.
Claire: Neat!
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Later in the day Beck found himself in science class. He was quite nervous about
what Dr. Cairney would be like. He hoped she wouldn't have noticed anything and
he was in the clear, but recent events had him in a rather pessimistic mood.
Dr. Cairney: Oh hello there Beck.

Beck turned to see his bustified science teacher. She didn't look particularly
pleased, nor particularly upset.
Beck: (Play it cool Beck!) Hey there Dr. Cairney. How are you feeling today?
Dr. Cairney: Oh just fine. That was a very nice trick you pulled yesterday.
Beck: (Act dumb!) What do you mean?
Dr. Cairney: You know what I mean Beck. Don't worry you aren't in trouble.
Not yet. I just wanted to clear the air is all. You underestimated me and then I
underestimated you, it's all fair.
Beck: (Oh shit, shit, shit)
Dr. Cairney: I try not to hold grudges, so I'm not going to be taking things
personally. But I am enjoying this game we are playing, so be on guard for my
next move sweetie.
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With that Dr. Cairney simply turned and got to the front of class to start her lessons.
Beck was left wondering if this was a better outcome than he could have hoped for.
Now he had to be on the lookout for Dr. Cairney.

At the end of the day Beck tried to relax and plan his next move. He had decided to
try to lift Coach Griffith's necklace next, since she seemed to be getting worse by
the day, and a large part of him felt sorry for how badly Penelope was being treated
by her. He knew that she'd be with the Basketball team at the gym, the question
was who he'd try to enlist to help. On the one hand Dr. Carmicheal had helped him
out recently and would probably say yes if he asked. On the other she was still
being corrupted herself and was a wild-card factor. Another person he could recruit
is Penelope, she was an obvious in to the coach, but he didn't know if he could rely
on her helping.

Ch. 10 Recruit Penelope

Beck figured that Dr. Carmicheal was too much of a wildcard to deal with. She was
still under the influence of one of those succubus necklaces, and Beck already had
a close call with Dr. Cairney. So he had to hope that Penelope would be willing to
help him. Based on how she had been acting around him though, he was less afraid
of Penelope turning him down, so much as being rendered catatonic.
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Beck lurked around the gym hoping to catch Penelope on the way there, and
thankfully he did.
Beck: Hey Penelope! I wanted to talk to you about something.
Penelope jumped, having been startled and turned to address Beck.

Penelope: Oh hey there Beck. W-What did you want to talk to me about?
Beck: Alright well this is going to be awkward to explain, so I'm just going to
barrel through it. I need your help. I need you to help get me and Coach
Griffith alone. And if you ask me why it's not going to make any sense. Can
you please help me on this? I'd owe you big time.
Penelope: Okay.
Companion Gained: Penelope
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Beck: ...
Penelope: ...
Beck: ... Just okay? That's it?
Penelope: Sorry, did you want me to say something else?
Beck: No, okay is good, just surprised. Not going to look a gift horse in the
mouth. So... to plan things out how should we go about this? This is my first
time being at a sports club practice (technically).

Penelope: Well Coach is very focused during practice, so I don't think she'd
go anywhere with you before or during practice, so if I were you, I'd wait until
just after. Here let me get the door for you.
Beck: Thanks. (It feels really weird for someone to be this helpful to me).
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Beck: Ah gym...
Penelope: Yeah...
Beck: So... that's the rest of the team there then.
Penelope: Yeah, um, Coach has been really hard on us to do pre-practice
stretches so I should join them.

Beck: Hello girls.

Basketball Member: Hey Penny, who's the boy?
Penelope: Oh um, he um...
Beck: I'm just here to spectate. Don't mind me I'll be blending into the
scenery.
Basketball Member: Yeah, good look with that.
Basketball Member: Penelope you gotta tell me all about your new boyfriend!
Penelope: Later, okay?
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A little while later, Coach Griffith showed up and took the stage with her now typical
force of personality.
Coach Griffith: Alright you maggots, fall into line! From here until the end of practice
you are no longer students, you are no longer girls, you are warriors! Do you
understand me!?
Basketball Team: Yes Coach!

The whole team immediately stopped what they were doing, and took a formation
more appropriate for military drills than basketball practice. In this lineup it became
quite clear one of the main reasons Penelope was the star of the team, since even
amongst her teammates she was still taller by a few inches.
Coach Griffith: Today we go back to basics. To learn the warriors code we
must learn the rules of nature. The strong dominate the weak. The weak offer
themselves to the strong. The mighty lion stalks the lone buffalo. The
tremendous elephant crushes it's opponents.
Basketball Team: Yes Coach!
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Beck was happy he was thus far unnoticed, he tried not to move incase Coach was
like a T-Rex and could sense movement (even though he knew that was
disproven).
Coach Griffith: For my warriors to survive and conquer, you must know and
obey these rules of nature. Just as yesterday you will find a partner and go
through drills. The strong shall overcome the weak. Is this understood!?
Basketball Team: Yes Coach!
Coach Griffith: In that case begin!

Shockingly before Beck's eyes half the team got on their knees and the other half
started lording over them.
Basketball Member: You understand your place maggot?
Basketball Member: Yes! Yes I do! Please may I serve as your chair this
time?
Basketball Member: You haven't earned more yet you pathetic waste of
space!
Basketball Member: Please may I lick your shoes? Please please!
Basketball Member: Only if you beg with all you've got!
+1 Arousal
There were a few things that Beck was expecting Coach Griffith may have taken
practice given what he'd seen thus far, but this was not it. Conspicuously Penelope
was just standing awkwardly in the middle of it all.
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Coach Griffith: Hancock! I see you there!

Beck: Bwuh?
Coach Griffith: I'm happy you've decided to join us, but you aren't going to just
sit on the sidelines, you have to join in.
Beck: Oh, I'm not so sure about-
Coach Griffith: Now Hancock!
Beck: Yes Ma'am!

Beck awkwardly made his way to the center of the gym. The rest of the team didn't
seem to notice, caught up in their own 'practice'.
Coach Griffith: So far Nelson hasn't been able to partner with anyone during
practice. I've discussed this with her, so I'm glad she was able to bring
someone in to help her with her issues.
Beck: (Et tu Penelope?) So um... what exactly is the point of the practice
here? I mean what should I be doing to help participate?
Coach Griffith: This isn't just a lesson for basketball. This is a lesson for life!
It's a dog-eat-dog world, and I need my team to understand that you're either
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top-dog or bottom-bitch.
Beck: ... so...
Coach Griffith: Without a partner here, Nelson can't be in either role. So you
need to either assert yourself over Nelson, or you need to let her assert
herself over you.
Beck: Yeah, I'm not so sure I see the educational value of-
Coach Griffith: NO BACKTALK Hancock!!!
Beck: (Great. Well guess I gotta go through with this. I do not like the idea of a
bunch of demonically influenced teen girls getting to have all kinds of authority
over me, so guess I gotta do what I can to 'assert my authority' here).

Beck: ...
Basketball Team: ...
Penelope: ... *quiet whimper*
Coach Griffith: HANCOCK!!!

Beck: Yes?
Coach Griffith: Are you mocking me, mocking this team?
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Beck: No.
Coach Griffith: Then what in Hades are you doing?
Beck: I'm asserting my dominance.
Penelope: *whimper*
Coach Griffith: I order you to cut that out! You are making a mockery of this
warriors exercise!
Beck: No.
Coach Griffith: What did you just say!?
Beck: I said no. You told me to assert myself, well this is me doing it.
Penelope: *loud whimper*

As Beck committed to the madness, the rest of the team took notice. They turned to
him with the girls who were formerly bossing the others losing their assertive aura
just slightly. Penelope's legs gave way and she found herself kneeling on the floor
before Beck.
Penelope: *sexual whimper*
+1 Dom
+1 Arousal
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Coach Griffith: Well, well, well Hancock. You've got an unorthodox approach,
but you stuck to your guns and achieved success. I can appreciate that moxy.
Beck: (I have many conflicting emotions right now. On the one hand I feel
ridiculous standing in the middle of gym like this. On the other hand, I've got
the hottest girl in school and half the basketball team on their knees in front of
me, and I'm pretty sure Penelope would keel over if I just spoke a bit loudly,
and it's insanely hot.)
Coach Griffith: Okay team, I think our warriors session has gone quite well
today. But I expect even better next week. For now though, we're going to be
handling some balls got it?
Basketball Team: Yes Coach!

Beck went back to the bench and saw the practice proceed as normal. Well more
normally. Coach Griffith was still acting more like a drill seargeant than a school-
teacher, but at least they were focusing on sports, rather than... well, whatEVER it
was before.
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But about an hour and a half later, practice was over, and it was time for everyone
to go home.

Coach Griffith: Alright team, good job. You're free from me for the weekend,
but don't use that as an excuse to slack off. Keep at it, I want you to keep
training those bodies into sharp weapons. Expect next weeks practice to be
twice as hard!

Beck caught up with Penelope and the two of them caught Coach Griffith before
she was ready to leave.
Beck: Hey Coach, I was wondering if I could chat with you about something.
Coach: Sure Hancock, I always have time for my students. Hey you ever
consider joining with one of the sports teams? I know your body could use
some work, but with that killer attitude with the right training you could destroy
the field.
Beck: Yeah, I might consider it later, I was just hoping if I could have a private
conversation with you, uh, about maybe helping Penelope with her training
over the weekend and what training regimen you'd recommend.
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Coach: Ha! I see I'm finally getting through to you Hancock! Sure, follow me
and we can talk.

Beck and Penelope followed the Coach into the showers.

Beck: Okay Penelope, this is going to sound weird, but if something weird
goes down I need you to have my back, got it?
Penelope: Yes sir.
It was hard for Beck to gage, but it seemed like whatever Penelope was going
through was supercharged by what he did during the practice.

Beck: Whoa!
Coach Griffith: What?
Beck: Are you um, undressing?
Coach Griffith: Yeah. After an intense workout you need a shower. Good
hygeine is important to good health, and the benefits of a hot or cold shower
on the body are numerous.
Beck: Yeah, but you sure you should be doing that in front of your students?
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Coach Griffith: Hancock, after today you're no longer a student, but a warrior.
And a bit of skinship between warriors is nothing.
Penelope: *whispering* Sir, does this count as something weird?
Beck: *whispering* Get back to me in five minutes.

Coach Griffith: Come get here Nelson!

Penelope: Eep!
Coach Griffith: I'm not letting you wriggle out of a joint shower session this
time! Go ahead struggle more it's not gonna help!
Beck: (Oh boy!) Hey Coach take a look at this!

Beck: I got a watch to time Penelope on some runs and junk. You take a long
five-to-ten-minute look and tell me if you think it'll work for helping Penelope
with working out?
Coach Griffith: Hancock, there's such a thing as mood you know. Fine I'll take
a look since you seem dedicated to the cause.
Penelope: *whimper*
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Coach Griffith: Huh, fancy looking thing. Eh, it might work as a good starter,
but for my star athlete I'd want something a bit more dedicated. You need to
be able to time her exercises to the hundredth of a second, precision is key,
and-

Coach Griffith: *konks out*

Beck: Quick! Penelope catch her!
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Thankfully Penelope managed to catch the Coach before she face planted on the
floor. Seeing two such topless busty girls before him was quite the sight.
+1 Arousal
Penelope: Um, was that meant to happen sir?
Beck: Huh? Oh! Yeah more or less. Now lets just lay her down gently in the
shower stall and we can book it.
Penelope: Okay sir.
Gingerly the two propped Coach Griffith in the shower stall, where Beck hoped she
would just think she fell asleep in the shower, a vain hope he believed, but he
figured it would be better than nothing. He grabbed the necklace off of the Coach
too while he was at it, accomplishing his main goal. With that the two students got
ready to leave, though Beck had to remind Penny to grab her shirt and put it back
on.

Beck: Alright Penelope, thanks for all that.

Penelope: You're welcome sir.
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Beck: I need a few more favors though. I need you to not tell anyone else
about what we did, especially any of the teachers if they just asked. Damn,
that sounded super-evil, the Coach is fine she's just asleep, but really this
needs to stay a secret.
Penelope: Okay sir.
Beck: Thanks. Also since I'm probably never going to have the opportunity to
say this if things go well, or even if they don't go well, it's been... nice hanging
out with you sort of.
Penelope: *blushes* Really?
Beck: Yeah, not every day you get to hang out with the most popular girl in
school.
Penelope: Oh, I'm not really that popular.
Beck: Anyway I super owe you for your help.
Penelope: Oh, w-well in that case, um... maybe if it isn't a bother... well you
said you wanted to help me exercise, but you were just making that up right?
Beck: Oh right, sorry that was just an excuse to get to Coach Griffith.
Penelope: Yeah... but maybe if you didn't mind, I mean I don't want to be a
bother to you, but do you maybe think that... you, and me, that we could...
hang out?
Beck: ...
Penelope: ...
Beck: Are you asking me out?
Penelope: *blushes hardcore* I-I-I mean like you know, as like, a little get
together with friends you know, where you and I are out, but it doesn't have to
mean that we are going out, just that we are out at the same place you know,
and only if it's not inconvenient for you, and I'm sorry I brought it up, I was just
being stupid, I'm sorry...
Beck: (Well this is a series of events that I wasn't predicting. You know what,
screw it, I'm not turning down a date from the hottest girl in school.) You know
what Penelope? I'd love to hang out with you.
Penelope: Oh... cool...
With that Penelope sort of froze up, and went catatonic. Without much to say, the
two parted ways while Penelope bore a massive unbreaking smile. Beck at least
got contact info from her though, to hopefully plan things out for the future.

Finally back home, Beck relaxed on the couch and updated Fiona.
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Beck: Fiona more good news! One more necklace down!

Fiona: Okay, so what's the bad news?
Beck: Why do you think there's any bad news?
Fiona: Cause you're a Numpty?
Beck: Well no bad news this time. Plan just worked without a hitch. I mean a
few ups and downs, but no waking up half-naked in a storage closet this time.
I even got myself a date with the hottest girl in school! I think.
Fiona: Numpty if I were interested in the romantic lives of the youth I'd be
watching me soaps right now.
Beck: Look, can you just be happy for me?
Fiona: I'll show up tomorrow to bag the cursed artifact currently in your
possession. If you haven't fucked up anything before then, then I'll be happy.
Beck: Wait, before you go, should we come up with anything to do for the
weekend?
Fiona: I thought you said you were hooking up with some hopefully-not-
demonically possessed strumpet?
Beck: No, I don't mean like that, I mean like with our succubus problem. I
mean, should you and I keep hunting for them even while school's out?
Fiona: I've thought about it, but I figure the risk is too great. I'm sure you've
noticed that things get fucky where these possessed skanks hangout. Well
things get more fucky in their places of living, so I don't trust a Numpty like
you stepping into the lions den like that. Me, I'll be tryin' to detox that school
so we can focus on that as our avenue of attack. Though I don't like the idea
of letting these girlies stew with a demon for two days, but I figure it'll be the
safer option.
Beck: Alright, well I guess see you tomorrow?
Fiona: Yeah, see ya Numpty.
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Ginny: Hey Beck.

After he was done on the phone, Beck's little sister came up to him.
Beck: Hey sis, what is it?
Ginny: You remember this morning how I said there was something I wanted
to talk about?
Beck: Oh yeah, what was it?
Ginny: Well... it's something that's not easy to explain.

Beck made space on the couch for Ginny who sat up next to her brother.
Ginny: Okay, so it's about Lily.
Beck: What about her?
Ginny: Well you know how we still hang out, even though you and Lucy...
Beck: Stopped.
Ginny: Yeah. Well, we've been hanging out this week, and well... Lily's been
acting... odd.
Beck: Odd how?
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Ginny: It's hard to explain. It's just sort of a vibe I think? But like she's been
kind of clingy I guess... well it's just, I was hoping next time we hung out if you
could be there.
Beck: What do you think I could do?
Ginny: I don't know, I'd just feel better if I could have someone just... keeping
an eye on things. I'd have asked mom or Jayden, but they are both busy
working on the weekend, and well-
Beck: And I just waste all my time playing video-games.
Ginny: I didn't mean anything like that!
Beck: It's fine. I've got a lot of free-time, and I've got no problem hanging out
with the two of you. I still like Lily just fine.
Ginny: Good, I was kinda worried after you and Lucy... well anyway um, I
haven't invited her over yet, so you let me know what day would be best for
you.

Beck sat and thought. He wasn't sure if what was going on with Lily was anything
related to the supernatural elements in his life, but it would be worthwhile to check
out anyway. Plus he just wanted to help out Ginny. But there was also his date with
Penelope, he was thinking maybe he could try to discern some more intel from the
girl, plus how many other opportunities would he get to date the most popular girl in
school.
Beck figured he could probably still do both over the weekend, so really the
question is which to do Saturday and which to do Sunday.

CH. 11 Date First

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-10 Arousal
+1 Femininity
+1 Corruption

Beck: (You know, not bad. I mean still a little weird, but not as weird as I was
thinking. Also great just not to be holding it in any longer.)
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Fiona: Oi, Numpty, what are you thinking about?

Beck: Transformers.
Fiona: Whatever, have you got the goods.
Beck: Yeah right here. Hey do you ever check your texts cause I never get a
response from you.
Fiona: I'm not going to answer that question, now give me that before you
catch demonic herpes.
Beck: Heh... that's not a thing right?
Fiona: So you got that date with the freaky tall chick?
Beck: She's not freaky. Actually... well I don't think she's freaky normally. So
about that demonic herpes thing, do you really think I could catch that if I
was... 'with' Penelope?
Fiona: You think you're going to smoothtalk past all of your ladybits on top of
you first?
Beck: ... Fair point.

Beck headed into town for his date with Penelope. On the one hand he was rather
nervous, since this was the first real date he’d been on, let alone with the most
popular girl in school. But on the other hand, he figured he was getting this for free-
either Fiona helped reset everything to the way it was, or demonic possession
would mean none of what would go on would matter.
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Beck found Penelope waiting where she said she would. Her outfit was very cute.
He'd been worried the way she'd been acting she might wear something more
outrageous. I mean sure there was a good bit of cleavage, but Beck wasn't going to
complain about that.

Beck: Hey Penelope.

Penelope: Oh, hey sir!
Beck: ...
Penelope: ...
Beck: So uh... what do you want to do on this date?
Penelope: Oh, uh if you'd like sir, we can go this way.
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Lucy: *sigh*, where's Penny? It's been almost 20 minutes.

Eveline: She told me she'd be here, I don't think anything would have come
up.
Claire: Like, maybe something came up?
Lucy: Yeah, but usually she's the kind to call ahead about that stuff, you
know? Makes me worried something happened.
Eveline: Hey, we all love Penny, but she's a big girl she can handle herself.
Claire: Yeah! Like I bet if it were some creeper she could give them the ole'
one-two!
Lucy: They ole' one-two?
Claire: Yeah! Like she'd rock 'em and sock 'em!
Lucy: Sorry, I've just never heard you use that sort of turn of phrase before.

Penelope: Uh, hey guys...

Claire: There you are girl! Ooh, and you brought a boy!
Eveline: Oh hey Beck! What are you doing here?
Lucy: Beck!?
Beck: Oh. Uh, hello. Um, Penelope, you didn't mention that you'd be bringing
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me to hangout, with your friends.

Penelope: I'm so so sorry sir, when I asked if you wanted to hang out together
I forgot that I was super busy this weekend, and when you said yes I wasn't
able to reschedule everything, I undertsand if you are super mad at me.
Beck: No, not mad, just... surprised.
Lucy: Beck.
Beck: What?
Lucy: What are you doing here?
Beck: You heard Penelope, she asked me out.
Lucy: Penny asked YOU out. Penny is that right? Penelope: Yes.
Beck: See you heard her.
Penelope: Sir, you take the open seat, I'll grab a spare one.
Beck: Kay.

Lucy: Penny seriously asked you out.

Beck: You could sound less indignant about it.
Lucy: Sorry, it's just really surprising.
Eveline: You don't have to worry about Beck, he's cool! Though I'm super
jealous!
Lucy: No, I know Beck's... cool isn't the word I'd use, jealous about what?
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Claire: Chillax Lucy! Having a boy around is going to be so much fun!

Lucy: Did you seriously just use the word 'chillax'?
Claire: Yeah. Besides, don't you think it's a nice change of pace?
Lucy: I didn't feel our get togethers really needed a change of pace.

Beck: So you guys hang out here often?

Eveline: Yeah, we try to hang out once a week, usually chat over drinks and
stuff.
Claire: Like, it was my idea that we have a regular girls night out!
Lucy: Yeah, but you were just saying having Beck over was a 'nice change of
pace'.
Claire: Well yeah, but like, I can change my mind sometimes you know.
Lucy: Also you hate Beck!
Beck: Yeah, I can attest to that.
Claire: Well like I said sorry to Beck for being so mean to him. Isn't that right
Beck?
Beck: Alright that is true.
Lucy: Wait, when did this happen?
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Beck: Tuesday I think?

Eveline: Well that's great news!
Lucy: Okay what is going on here? Beck, when did you make friends with all
of my friends?
Beck: I don't know Lucy, but I for one feel happy to finally be included in your
little circle of friends Lucy.

Lucy: Okay, Beck I'm sorry if I'm being rude, but you can see why I'd find it
surprising, right?
Beck: Why is it surprising? Is it because your new popular friends would never
give me the time of day?
Lucy: That's not what I meant.
Beck: Okay, what did you mean?
Lucy: I meant um...
Eveline: Wait, Lucy, you and Beck know each-other?
Beck: Oh yeah, guess she never brought it up to you, but we were best
friends going back to kindergarten.
Eveline: No way! Lucy how come you never told any of us.
Lucy: Well it's never come up until today.
Beck: Yeah, I was Lucy's only friend before she lost all that acne, and her
braces, and all of that weight-
Lucy: Okay Beck, we don't really need to get into that.
Beck: -and we stopped watching anime together, and playing video-games
together, and she stopped writing all that fanfiction-
Lucy: Beck stop!
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Eveline: Okay, I'm sensing some tension here so time to switch topics, check
out my new belly piercing!
Claire: Oh it's so cute!
Lucy: You got a piercing!?
Eveline: Yeah, hey Penny what do you think huh? I bet it's real sexy looking
ain't it?
Penelope: It looks nice on you.
Eveline: Nice! I bet Beck doesn't have a belly piercing does he?
Beck: I do not. Hey, don't those things hurt to get?
Eveline: Oh like a mothertrucker. Like it stings just breathing.

Lucy: Seriously, you got a piercing?

Eveline: Yeah!
Lucy: Little miss, goes to church every sunday?
Eveline: Bible doesn't say you can't get piercings. I checked!
Lucy: Yeah, I just didn't think you of all people would get a piercing, and just
randomly out of thin air!
Eveline: I just felt like doing something spontaneous.
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Claire: Don't listen to Lucy being a naysayer, I think it looks hawt on you
Eveline.
Eveline: Thanks! That's what I was going for.

Lucy: Somebody back me up here, I feel like I'm going crazy here.
Claire: What about you Penny? You've been awfully quiet today.
Penelope: Oh I just don't really have much to add.
Claire: Maybe you're just shy when there's a boy around?
Penelope: N-n-no.
Eveline: It's okay Penny you don't have to be nervous, Beck is cool!

Beck: Hey, do you prefer Penny or Penelope?

Penelope: Whatever is fine with you sir.
Claire: Don't listen to her Beck, all her friends call her Penny.
Penelope: It's really no bother sir.
Beck: Let me try it.
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Beck: Penny.
Penelope: *blush*
Lucy: ...
Claire: ...
Eveline: ...
Beck: Penny.
Penny: *whimper*

Beck: Alright, I guesss it's Penny from now on.

Penny: *moan*
Lucy: What the hell is going on here.
Eveline: Oh hey Beck, that reminds me, Porn is awesome!
Beck: Oh here we go.
Claire: Ooh tell me more!
Eveline: Okay, well I'm still figuring things out, so there's lot of pictures with
naked people, and some of them they're having sex, and I've definitely found
out I'm bi now, cause I can confirm both naked women and naked men are
hot!
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Claire: Ooh nice! You know I've been wondering about 'experimenting' myself.
Eveline: Really? I never figured you liked science all that much.
Beck: Yeah word of advice is don't click any of the ads, and never hand out
your bank card info, trust me on this.

Claire: What about you Penny? Have you felt like taking a walk on the wild-
side? I know all the boys thirst over your hot bod, gotta be some girls too.
Beck: Oh, my can.
Penny: Oh, well I have to say I haven't really given it much thought.
Claire: Come on girl, this is the part of your life where you give it a bit of taste
to see how you feel.
Penny: I thought that was college?

Eveline: I'm not hearing a no!

Beck: (Jesus Eveline, put your guard up some more!)
+1 Arousal
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*BAM*
Beck: OWWWW!!!
Eveline: Beck are you alright?
Beck: Yeah... I'm fine, ow ow ow. Just bumped my head, let me just back out
of here.
Penny: Let me know if there's anything I can do to help sir.
Claire: Maybe you can kiss him better?
Penny: *blush*
Lucy: Okay, I'm not imagining that right? Penny is calling Beck sir, did
everyone else hear that?

Beck: Okay, I'm fine everyone. Heads just sore.

Lucy: Beck, are you making Penny call you sir.
Beck: No.
Lucy: That's it?
Beck: I'm not, that's the answer.
Lucy: Then why is she calling you sir?
Beck: I don't know, probably cause she wants to I assume.
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Lucy: Seriously.
Beck: Look, why don't we just ask her, Penny am I making you call me sir?
Penny: No sir.
Beck: There settled.
Lucy: That's not settled Beck, something is going on here, something weird
you have to admit. There's no way my friends are suddenly okay with you
hanging out here.

Beck: Oh, I see how it is.

Lucy: Okay, that came out bad.
Beck: How did you mean for it to come out? That I'm a loser who isn't fit to
hang out with your popular friends.
Lucy: Beck be reasonable, you don't know these girls as well as I do but
they're behaving strangely.
Beck: Because they are fine hanging out with me.
Lucy: That's part of it, but there's more than just that.
Beck: You know, I'd hoped you'd be happy that your popular friends would
have stopped treating me like a loser like they did with you. Maybe we could
have gone back to being friends if you weren't being made to choose between
them and me.
Lucy: Beck you can stop being bitter about the fact that I got cooler than you
and moved on!
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Beck: And there it is. I'm leaving.

Penelope: Sir wait!
Beck: Thanks for inviting me to hang out Penny I had a lot of fun.
Lucy: Wait, Beck, I didn't mean that, I'm sorry!

Beck angrily stormed out leaving the girls to stew in awkward silence.
Eveline: Um... Lucy are you okay?
Lucy: I didn't mean for that to happen...
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Beck: (Stupid, stupid, stupid. God that couldn't have gone worse. I should just
focus on the task at hand, I don't have the time or energy for this teen drama
bullshit. I should just focus on plans to deal with this magic problem. Focus on
which teacher to try to tackle next. There's Miss Saitokawa left, and there's
Dr. Carmicheal. Dr. Carmicheal definitely seems like she'll work with me which
might make lifting her necklace pretty easy. But maybe that means I should
leave her for last.)

CH. 12 Target Ms. Saitokawa

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Ginny: Beck are you up?

Beck: *smrggleflrmph*
Ginny: Well get up, Lily is going to be here soon.

Beck flipped himself around and tried to wake himself up. He'd gone to bed angry,
but in the cool morning light he couldn't help but feel embarrassed about the whole
thing. Sure Lucy had been snide to him, he figured, but he had been sniping at her
the entire time. He'd wanted to prompt Lucy to say they weren't friends anymore, so
he shouldn't have been surprised when she did.
But he had to shove all that down somewhere to face the day. He couldn't expect to
shove his own drama on to his little sister. He just hoped that he hadn't made things
more awkward for Ginny and Lilly.

As was becoming routine, he had to hide his magically gifted breasts into place. As
he was doing so, it struck him how odd that this had become routine. He had to
admit the novelty was starting to wear off.
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Beck: *yawn* Good morning Ginny.

Ginny: Hey Beck. You slept late, Lily's almost here.
Beck: Still nervous?
Ginny: I'm not nervous... I just want you to keep an eye on things. Can do.
*doorbell*
Ginny: Oh that must be her now. Could you get the door.
Beck: *yawn* Sure.

Beck headed to the front door to let Lily in.

Beck: Hello Lily- HELLO!
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Lily: Hey Beck! Is Ginny in?

Beck: Yeah she is... uh...
Lily: Cool, can I come inside? We had a playdate scheduled today.
Beck: Sure... I uh, like your outfit?
Lily: Oh thanks! Hey, do you think Ginny would like it? You're her brother so
I'm sure you know what she likes.
Beck: I'm not really sure.
Lily: Darn, well wish me luck!

Beck wasn't really sure what to make of Lily. She definitely wasn't the type of
person to show that much skin far as Beck knew. Most of the stuff she wore tended
to be simple dresses, not short-shots and tube-tops. But far as Beck knew Lily
didn't share any classes with the teachers he'd identified as being infected by the
succubus necklaces. He decided to test if she was acting any different like the other
girls he'd noticed.
Beck: So, Lily, how's your Pokemon team shaping up?
Lily: Well I've been considering swapping out my grass main, but I'm not sure
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if I want to do all the grinding. But it comes down to if I want to try specializing
around a solar-beam build, which would be pretty hard.
Beck: Gotcha. Hey remind me, you aren't part of any school clubs, right?
Lily: Nope. Why do you ask?
Beck: Oh, well I was thinking I might join one next semester and I've been
asking around.
Lily: Personally I think they take too much time. You know Lucy's barely at
home these days between her club duties and her friends. Oh, uh sorry.
Beck: No, it's fine. (Well doesn't sound like Lucy mentioned anything to her,
but she could just being polite. She doesn't seem to be acting out of the
normal though.)

Lily: GINNY!!!
Ginny: Hey Lily!
Lily broke out into a run and leapt over the sofa tackling Ginny onto the cushions.

Ginny: Whoa!
Lily: I've missed you so much Ginny! I'm so glad to see you again!
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Ginny: Lily, it's only been like two days!

Lily: I know and I couldn't stand any of it!
Ginny: Lily please get off of me!
Lily: Aw come on bestie, don't you want to wrestle some more?

Beck: Okay you two knock it off.

Ginny: Does it look like I'm encouraging this? Come on Lily get off!
Lily: Aw come on bestie! I just wanna hug and squeeze you is that so wrong?
Ginny: Please just get off of me.
Beck: Alright, I have to separate you two.

Beck: There, now we are going to sit here on the couch and play video-games
like civilized people. Ginny you sit on this end of the couch, and Lily on this
end.
Lily: Ginny it's so great to see you again.
Ginny: You already said that.
Lily: Yeah, but it's still true! I wish we could spend every day together.
Beck: (Okay, there have been many things this week I have not expected, this
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is another one of them. From sane to insane on the turn of a dime. Ginny's
been acting normal all week, so this isn't to do with her, this is all on Lily.)
Ginny: What are we going to play then?
Lily: We could do dress up, or we could do spin the bottle, or-
Beck: Video-games please!

Ginny: Never mind, I'll pick things myself.

Beck: Don't forget to turn on the tv.
Ginny: Yeah I know!
Beck: So Lily-
Lily: Beck I don't mean to be rude, but I was kinda hoping me and Ginny could
get some... alone time.
Beck: Oh sorry, but uh, Mom told me to keep an eye on you two.
Lily: Ugh, total killjoy.

Ginny: Okay, co-op Samurai game.

Beck: Cool, I'm a fan of this one.
Lily: Hey Ginny, you guys got any co-op dating sims?
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Beck: I don't think they make those Lily.

Lily: Aw but I was looking it up earlier, and I thought it'd be a real fun idea!
Ginny: Since when have you been interested in dating sims anyway? And
hurry up and pick our character.
Lily: A while now. I just think they're fun to go through the story, and you
know, look at all the cute girls.
Ginny: Focus up, we got a lot of Oni to fight!
Lily: Hey! Hey Lily! *mwha*
Ginny: Lily focus on the game, the Oni are already coming, stop messing
around with the character.
Lily: *teehee*
Beck: (Man, all I wanted to do was play video-games today, was that too
much to ask for?)

After a few waves and a tower defense segment Beck got up to stretch his legs.
Beck: Okay, I'll be getting snacks from the fridge. Maybe some microwavable
pizza bites. You two want anything.
Ginny: Just a soda please.
Lily: I've got everything I want right here.
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Beck: (Okay, so Lily is for lack of a better word, thirsty for my little sister. And
you know, under normal circumstances I'd be down for it. I mean Lily's nice
and smart, and you know 21st century and all that, and she could do a lot
worse. But the problem is there's evil magic running about, and so far every
weird thing I've noticed has come back to these succubus necklaces. But
Lily's not wearing a necklace, and the only ones I've found thus far belong to
teachers. Must belong that the fifth one we haven't nailed down, but she's not
a part of a club like any of the other girls. Also Lucy was freaking out about
everything, but didn't mention anything about Lily, what, did this happen
between now an then?)

Meanwhile:
Lily: Hey there Ginny.
Ginny: Hey.
Lily: Just let me scooch on up here.
Ginny: Do you have to? You're kind of getting into my bubble.
Lily: Can't it be our bubble? Besides you're just so soft and cute I can't help
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myself.
Ginny: Good to know.

Lily: Especially right here!

Ginny: Eep!
Lily: Man, I'm so jealous of how your boobies are coming in! I think you might
be the biggest girl in our class you know. I wish mine were getting as big and
as soft as yours.
Ginny: L-L-Lily!
Lily: Yes?

Ginny: PLEASE GET OFF!

Beck: Oh god, Lily are you ok?
Lily: I'm okay! Didn't hit anything on the way down.
Beck: What happened?
Lily: Oh, well I-
Ginny: Uh, Lily slipped is all, sorry, here, let me help you up.
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Beck: ...
Ginny: ...
Lily: ...
Beck: So uh, everyone cool?
Ginny: Perfectly cool! Lets kill more Oni.
Beck: Well, okay.

After several more waves of Oni, and a course of Pizza bites and carbonated
beverages, the playdate reached it's end. Beck and Ginny saw Lily off.

Beck: Alright, so long Lily.

Ginny: Yeah, goodbye.
Lily: Hey, Ginny, sorry if I went too far today.
Ginny: Oh, no it's fine.
Lily: Cause I don't know what I'd do if I made you mad and we'd stopped
being friends.
Ginny: Lily you don't have to worry about that, we're always going to be
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friends.
Lily: Really? You mean it?
Ginny: Of course I mean it.

Lily: Oh I'm so happy!

Beck: Hey there!
Lily moved before anyone could react, she closed the distance between her and
Ginny, grabbing her shoulders, and planting a big fat kiss on the poor surprised girl.
Beck stood there in shock for about a minute not really doing anything about it.
Despite it being his sister and her best friend, see two girls making out was still
enough to get him going just a little.
+1 Arousal

Lily: Thanks for that! I'll see you in class Monday Ginny!
Beck: Ginny? You okay? Ginny you in there?
Ginny: I need to go be by myself to go think about my life.
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Ginny saw herself to her room, and Beck got the distinct impression she wanted to
be left alone. Not like Beck would have anything useful to say if he tried to discuss
what happened with her.
Whatever it was, Beck figured he had to focus even more on dealing with the
magical situation so everything could get back to normal. He'd already decided to
go after Ms. Saitokawa. Dr. Carmicheal seemed to be working with him, so he
should deal with Ms. Saitokawa before she became more of a problem.
To that end though, he needed to figure out who he wanted to help him. He could
ask Penny again, but given how timid she was, she didn't know how she'd react to
Ms. Saitokawa. But Dr. Carmicheal remained a wildcard.

CH. 13 Get Penny’s Help

Beck ultimately decided he would ask for Penny's help with Ms. Saitokawa. He was
worried that Dr. Carmicheal's help might backfire if another impromptu lesbian sex
scene occurred. He also hoped maybe he could take advantage of Penny's
imposing stature.
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First though he had to go to school and attend his classes. He came downstairs
with his sisters, and while Jayden was locking the door, he decided to check in on
Ginny.
Beck: So Ginny...
Ginny: So indeed.
Beck: You uh, want to talk about it?
Ginny: No not really.
Beck: Well, you know... I'm here if you need me. I mean I really don't have
any experience with my best friend falling in love with me and trying to make
out with me, quite the opposite actually-
Ginny: Beck.
Beck: Yes?
Ginny: Not helping.
Beck: Got it.

Beck and Ginny trudged towards the school in awkward silence. Beck really wished
he could help, but he couldn't figure out a way to be anything but a bother. He didn't
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know what, or who was influencing Lily, and even if he did, well the conversation
about succubi and his role in things wouldn't be an easy one to have.
In the end Beck decided the best way he could help Lily and Ginny is by just getting
a hold of the last of these necklaces.

Fiona: Numpty!
Beck: Gah!
Ginny: Beck?
Beck: Oh, uh, broke a shoelace, you go ahead.
Ginny: ... fine, okay.

Beck: Fiona, you gotta stop springing up on me outta nowhere.

Fiona: I had to get your attention somehow. What, would you rather I do a
little jig on your desk in the middle of geography? I need an update from ya.
Beck: I sent you a text about what I was planning. Do you not check your
texts?
Fiona: Whatever, just tell me what your gameplan is.
Beck: Fine. Well the only necklace we have left belongs to Ms. Saitokawa, so
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I'm going to try to lift hers next.

Fiona: The only one left besides the only other one left, and the other, other
one left you mean.
Beck: I was getting to that. Dr. Carmicheal seems to be working with me, so if
she's easier to deal with, we should leave her last. As for the fifth one, well it's
better to target the ones we've found first before spending time to find that
one.
Fiona: You know not an actually the most dumbass plan you could have.
Beck: Hey, how did 'detox'ing the school go over the weekend?
Fiona: I'll be real with you Numpty. Not good. I tried working me mojo, but this
school is steeped in demonic influence. Whatever the problem is, it's been
going on much longer than a few weeks.
Beck: Well I've never noticed anything weird here the time I've been here.
Fiona: You wouldn't you're a Numpty. Though, even though I say that for all
the fuckiness there is here, even a Numpty like you should have noticed
something. These sex-demons aren't subtle when fully matured, it's like a 24-
hour porno.
Beck: ...
Fiona: Stop smiling!
Beck: I didn't say anything.
Fiona: Demonic Herpes Numpty!

Fiona: So anyway Numpty how was that date with the freaky redhead?
Beck: It... went. Though you know, it's funny. I've been a loser nerd all my life.
Same week as I get thrown in a sex-change locker, suddenly all the popular
girls are on a first name basis and taking me on dates on the weekend.
Fiona: Oh, that's probably cause you taste real good.
Beck: Heh-heh yeah... wait what?
Fiona: Like watermelon and cherry.
Beck: Wait, for real?
Fiona: Yeah, I can taste your magic meself.
Beck: You can taste magic?
Fiona: Don't make me repeat myself Numpty. See these ears here? Think the
points are just for show?
Beck: That's exactly what I thought.
Fiona: Well that's cause you're a numpty. These girlies can't taste as good as
me, but marinating in demon fuckiness is enough to give them a taste, and
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you taste like a tasty popsicle on a hot summer day.

Beck: Right... hey, with that in mind, what do the succubi taste like?
Fiona: You know when you go to one them dive-bars that serve a greasefilled
bacon cheeseburger that's practically dripping off your fingers, and when you
eat it you can basically feel all that chemical shite slowly clogging off your
arteries and killing you, but you don't care cause it tastes so damn good?
Beck: Yeah?
Fiona: Well like that, but with Chocolate mixed with Vodka.
With that conversation over with, and with the morning bell looming, Beck hurried
over to his first class of the day. He'd hoped a silver lining of this insane scenario is
he got to play the role of Harry Potter introduced to a world of magic, but the more
he was gleaning the more confused he was getting.

Beck: Hey Hana.

Hana was as she was every morning immersed in another Gacha game.
Hana: Oh hey Beck, how's it going?
Beck: Oh it's going.
Hana: Still not ready to talk about it?
Beck: Nah sorry.
Hana: That's fine. But hey, perk up some more, we're friends right? I feel like
we've barely talked all week.
Beck: Heh yeah... you know, mind if I vent at you a little?
Hana: Go ahead man.
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Beck sat down and decided to relay the series of events of his and Penny's date.
He knew that his teenage drama wasn't really much compared to all the magic
craziness he was dealing with, but he figured it would be healthier to get things off
his chest.
Hana: Back up, Penelope asked you on a date?
Beck: Yeah, I know it's crazy right?
Hana: Downright insane, the same Penelope that's the star of the Basketball
Team?
Beck: Yep.
Hana: The same Penelope that's the hottest girl in school?
Beck: Yep.
Hana: The same Penelope that's got the biggest tits that are always about to
burst out of her top?
Beck: That's not exactly how I'd characterize her tits, but hell yep.
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Beck: Anyway, that's not exactly what I was hoping to focus on.
Hana: Yeah, but it's just something bizarre to process. Anyway the date
exploded because that Lucy bitch decided be a giant bitch about it?

Beck: Bitch is a rather strong word.

Hana: I dunno man, sounds like the appropriate word for how she was being
bitchy about her popular friends being chill with you. Even Claire though?
Beck: Eh, Claire I felt was less chill and more ambivalent.

Miss Saitokawa: Alright you fucking worthless piles of shit! Time for you to
shut the fuck up, sit down, and face me!
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Hana: Ah! Beck shut-up, shut-up, shut-up!

Beck: Uh, Hana-
Hana: Shh-shh-shh! Talk to later now shut up!
Beck: (Oh boy.)

Miss Saitokawa: Things are going to be run differently from here on out. I'm
not going to let you unruly fucks off lightly. If any of you slack off you will be
punished! If any of you doze off you will be punished! If any of you goof off
you will be punished! And most importantly, if any of you act disrespectful.
YOU. WILL. BE. PUNISHED!!!
Beck: (I really shouldn't have left this one for last.)
The rest of Math class moved on in a bizaare manner. Miss Saitokawa still talked
about math, but really as an afterthought. The majority of class was dedicated to
laying down rules, singling out students, and in general walking around with the
aura of a despotic queen.
Beck for his part put to use his well honed skill of blending into the background, and
thankfully his math skills were well polished enough that it didn't bring down Miss
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Saitokawa's wrath. Those less lucky were given a full-dressing down in front of the
class, a form of humiliation play almost.
But far as Beck could see, most of the rest of the class really only reacted with
vague confusion. Beck was reminded Fiona told him that those without magic can't
notice the changes, but still considering Miss Saitokawa was practically half naked
he was expecting something. Though Beck noticed the female students of the
class, particularly Hana, seemed completely enamored by Miss Saitokawa's
dominant persona.

Eventually after class officially ended, everyone seemed to file out like normal,
though Miss Saitokawa still barked enough orders that everyone moved out orderly
and slowly.
Hana immediately rushed to Miss Saitokawa's side who was treating her pedestal
like a throne.
Hana: You were amazing today Miss Saitokawa!
Miss Saitokawa: Oh dear Hana, I do think after all your effort in our after-
school tutoring sessions we can be a bit more informal with each-other.
Hana: Really Miss?
Miss Saitokawa: Yes dearie, I grant you the honor to refer to me as Mistress
S. Sounds so much less restricted, doesn't it?
Hana: Oh it does Mistress S! It does!
Beck: Hey um, should I still call you Miss Saitokawa then?
Mistress S: Oh my, do you hear that dear little Hana? That sounds like the
obnoxious buzzing of an annoying little gnat. Little gnat's have no place in our
lovely little garden of flowers, don't you agree?
Hana: Of course Mistress! *turns to Beck* Hey Beck, go on beat it, you're
ruining my chance to score here!
Beck: You're chance to score?
Hana: Talk to you about it later! Now shoo! Shoo-shoo-shoo!
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Beck was shoved out of the math classroom and Hana swiftly shut the door, leading
Beck to ponder things. He felt bad about what was happening to Hana, she was his
friend after all. While he'd seen how the popular girls had been affected, he didn't
particularly know them that well (and in Claire's case wasn't particularly upset about
what might happen to her). But Miss Saitokawa seemed only a few steps removed
from snapping and doing something, well something that could be really
unpleasant. He understood he had to tread carefully here.
Still, while Miss Saitokawa was a bit of a hardass, he wasn't expecting her to turn
into what seemed to be a dominatrix. Beck turned down the hallway to his next
class and spied Lucy at the end of the hallway, crouched over, and seemingly trying
to be sneaky. Beck wondered what she was doing, but he remembered that the two
of them weren't really friends, so it wasn't any of his business.
After Beck got changed into his gym uniform (it had been an adventure every day to
find an isolated corner to change shirts), he found himself hailed by Eveline.

Eveline: Hey Beck!

Beck: Huh, oh, hey Eveline.
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Eveline: Hey, Beck, I was wondering if it was okay if we could... talk?

Beck: About what?
Eveline: Well... about you and Lucy?
Beck: I'd rather not.
Eveline: I understand... but, like, I don't want to blame anyone, I just want to
figure out what happened. Lucy is my friend, and... well I want to be your
friend too.

Beck: (Well at least it's not another conversation about masturbating) What's
there to tell, Lucy's not my friend.
Eveline: But you were friends, right?
Beck: But not anymore, you heard her.
Eveline: I did. But... well I didn't know that when I became friends with Lucy
that she had stopped being friends with someone else, so I sort of blame
myself for what happened to you, and I wanted to say sorry.
Beck: Eveline it's not your fault. Lucy is just... well I don't like saying it but
she's shallow is what she is. We were best friends growing up, we're still next-
door neighbors. But she got better glasses, her skin cleared up, she ditched
the braces, lost weight, and she didn't have time for me anymore. And until
now, well she was pretending like we were still friends even though we never
talk or hang out anymore, and I guess it got to me and I just wanted her to
flatout say it.
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Eveline: Well, for what it's worth, I think Lucy regretted what she said. And I
think she's sorry.
Beck: Well she can be sorry, but it's still true what she said. And hey, Eveline,
you shouldn't beat yourself up over it really. I was out of line too.

Beck: And besides when you think about it, it's really such a small problem
too, isn't it?
Eveline: Oh, uh-
Beck: I mean I'd really rather not blow this out of proportion you know?
Eveline: Hey uh Beck-
Beck: I'm just saying we shouldn't make a mountain out of a molehill.
Eveline: Beck!
Beck: ... she's right behind me isn't she?
Coach Griffith: HANCOCK!!!
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[Out of Universe Note: I forgot to turn off Coach Griffith's necklace when taking the
pictures, so please just ignore them. In story she doesn't have the necklace on.]
Beck: AIIEEE! Big!
Coach Griffith: Hancock I don't know what you did to my best warrior, but
since you're little 'training' over the weekend, she's come back all moon-eyed!
Beck: (Really Beck? Big? Great observation, maybe Fiona was right about
your intelligence being drained. Bejesus she's huge! What or who did she
eat?)
Coach Griffith: I'm not going to take such an insult to my honor, or the honor
of my warriors sitting down! And to see you disrespecting my domain sitting
down making small talk is rubbing salt in the wound!
Beck: Okay, but Coach-
Coach Griffith: 20 pushups!
Beck: What?
Coach: 30! Now Hancock!
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Beck: Okay okay! See pushups! 1... 2... 3...

Eveline: Okay Beck, so I'll be going now, see you later! *runs away*
Beck: Hey wait! Traitor! Coach, how come she gets to-

Beck: Ack!
Coach Griffith: While in my hall you will address me with an epithet worthy of
my station do you understand Hancock! You shall refer to me as Griffon.
Beck: Really?
Coach Griffon: 40 Pushups!!! Get counting!
Beck: 4... 5... 6... (I have no idea if I should be gratefuls he's not wearing
shoes or not)

Beck stumbled out of Gym with jelly for legs. Coach Griffith was never one to go
easy on her students, but she was completely unrelenting. Beck was thinking that
the whole motif of her sports teams being warriors had stopped being a motif, and
was just straight up what she was trying to do. And it was probably going to make
getting a hold of Penny much harder later. He was also thinking-
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Beck: (How the hell did she get that big? She's like a lady Shaq! I mean I've
never seen Shaq in person, she might be even bigger. I didn't think she'd
keep growing after I lifted her necklace, what's going on? I'm going to have to
ask Fiona about this.)
Beck: (Oh, there's Lucy again. And again it's still none of my business.)

Beck stumbled into his Biology class hoping that he could relax if he at least wasn't
forced to do a hundred jumping jacks. As he settled into desk, he noticed Claire
walking over to him.

Claire: Heyo Beck! *giggle*

Beck: Wow Claire, where'd you get the shiner?
Claire: I didn't get in a fight.
Beck: ... that's not what I asked.
Claire: Oh. I know, but I just wanted to let you know that I didn't get into an
argument with anyone and get punched in the face.
Beck: Right... so do you want to tell me where you did get it?
Claire: Um.... nope!
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[Out of Universe Note: I forgot to turn off Dr. Cairney's necklace when taking the
pictures, so please just ignore them. In story she doesn't have the necklace on.]
Dr. Cairney: Okay class settle down!
Beck: (Yowzers! She's progressed too!)
Dr. Cairney: It's time for your biology lesson class, and I'm here to help.

Dr. Cairney: Today's lesson- mammary glands.

Beck: (Wow look at that booba. I think she's gotten even bigger than Ms.
White!)
Dr. Cairney: Mammary glands are unique to mammals in the animal kingdom,
and are where the term mammal comes from. Mammary glands produce milk,
and allow for females to feed their young in their infancy while they are too
underdeveloped to feed or fend for themselves. In humans, these mammary
glands are in the breasts, also referred to as boobies, titties, jugs, sweater-
pillows, chest-pillows, and many other fun names! In fact, it can be said that
titties are critical to human life and development class!
Beck: (I'm beginning to sense a theme here.)
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Dr. Cairney went on to discuss the merits of boobs throughout the whole class, not
at all afraid to use herself as a model for the class, handing out informative, and
uninformative insights on that part of human anatomy.
It was hard for Beck, and likely most of the rest of the students to sit there listening
to Dr. Cairney in her husky voice the whole class, and not have a physical reaction.
+1 Arousal

Beck decided to try to slip away quietly. He was likely still on Dr. Cairney's radar, so
better to not remind her of that. Claire walked up to Dr. Cairney unintimidated
however.
Claire: Hey Doc! I really enjoyed class today! I don't know what it is, but you
made Biology, like, SOOOO much more interesting this time.
Dr. Cairney: Oh thank you Claire. *fufufu* I just felt so much passion waiting
to be released today. I hope I've done my part to help mold young minds
today.
Claire: Well I feel like my brain is like, super molded!
Dr. Cairney: Now Claire dear, are you going to tell me about that awful bruise
on you?
Claire: Oh it's okay, it doesn't, like, hurt anymore. I uh, like fell and junk.
Dr. Cairney: Is that so? Well maybe for cheerleader practice I should help
teach you some balance?
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Beck headed down the hall, thinking to himself. Both the Coach and the Dr. seemed
to be even more corrupted than when he saw them last, he had thought grabbing
the necklaces was supposed to halt this stuff. Though honestly he couldn't deny
that having a bimbo scientist teaching biology wasn't kind of fun, but he had to
remind himself that it was balanced out by the Coach and Miss. Saitokawa.
As he went through the halls though, he caught sight of Ms. White arguing with
someone. He ducked behind the corner, trying to make things out. He couldn't
catch the person she was arguing with, but it was the most angry he'd ever seen
Ms. White get. She was normally the most calm and cool-headed person he'd ever
met, so seeing her losing her temper with someone was a first.

Beck tried to escape stealthily but was still caught by his history teacher.
Ms. White: -wicked little witch, someone really oughta teach her a- oh, hello
there Beck.
Beck: Hey there Ms. White, uh, you seem a bit miffed.
Ms. White: Oh miffed is underselling it, but you pay it no mind Beck. How are
you?
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Beck: Oh fine.
Ms. White: You know, I don't mean to pry, but I heard it through the grapevine
that you got into a bit of a fight this weekend.
Beck: Really? Who told you?
Ms. White: Oh well it'd be rude to snitch, you know what they say, snitches
get stitches.
Beck: Well sorry Ms. White, but I'd prefer not to talk about it.
Ms. White: You're right Beck, it was rude of me to pry, I just wanted to let you
know if you need a shoulder to lean on I'm here for you. Well come on, lets
get you to class, the War of 1812 isn't going to explain itself now will it?

It was the end of the day, and Beck had one last stop at his locker to drop some
things off so he can focus on his magical mission.

???: Hey there good lookin'.

Beck: Uh... hey.
???: Whatchu up to round here?
Beck: Going to my locker?
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???: Aw, is that all? You weren't hoping to see little old me?
Beck: Uh, yeah. Just the locker.
???: *giggle* Aw come on don't insult a girl, don't tell me you don't recognize
me?
Beck: (She's wearing one of the necklaces! Is this the fifth one?) Uh, yeah, I
don't recognize you.)

???: *giggle* Come on, take a good long look, I'm sure if you stare long and
hard enough it'll jog your memory.
Beck: (Wait a minute, that mole!) Amelia! I mean Dr. Carmicheal! I mean,
Amelia!
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Amelia: Haha rock on! Yeah it's totally me! Bet you couldn't recognize me
cause my kickass new haircut right?
Beck: Yeah, the haircut that's right... so um, Amelia. First nice to see you
again.
Amelia: Great to see you too Beck.
Beck: Second, is there a reason you're hanging down here in the locker room,
and like, not in your office?
Amelia: *blech* Who wants to be cooped up in a stuffy boring office all day,
amirite? Nah, I've been spraypainting walls, knocking over trashcans, and
sneaking into R-Rated movies all day!
Beck: Why do you... (was going to say sneaking into R-Rated movies when
you are over 18, but let's not step on that landmine) ...I see, so just admiring
the scenery down here?
Amelia: Nah, me and my new boyfriend are planning an epic prank!
Beck: Boyfriend?
Amelia: Yeah, I mean, I figured if you can put yourself out there what with all
the bullshit you're having to deal with and get yourself a girlfriend, then I don't
really have an excuse not to do the same, right? I'll introduce you, I think
you'd like him.
Beck: Right, so what's this prank then?
Amelia: Oh right, we're going to stuff some stupid nerd in a locker and film it,
it's going to be hilarious, and like, get a million views on social media!
Beck: (Aw shit, gotta bad feeling about this)
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The Chaz: Hey yo schmackadoo! It's me, -ya- boy! The Chaz has entered the
room!
Amelia: Hey there babe!
Beck: Alright, so I gotta go water my cat, catch up with you later-

The Chaz: Nice try nerd! Hah look babe I got him by his undies! EPIC
WEDGIE!!!
Beck: *girly scream*
The Chaz: Hey listen! He screams like a girl! Like a nerd girl! You recording
this babe?
Amelia: Babe, what are you doing to Beck?
The Chaz: Operation Locker Nerd is a go babe!
Amelia: Wait, Beck is the nerd we were going to stuff into the locker?
The Chaz: A yepadoo babealabe! I'm going to make this a series, that first
vid-a-did got like so many views it was crazy man!
Amelia: Oh, so you've done this before then.
The Chaz: Affirmarino! Come on Babe, start recording!
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Amelia: Oh no you don't!

Amelia hopped off the bench quickly freeing Beck from his wedgie and shoving
Chaz into the locker instead. She was surprisingly nimble for someone so top-
heavy.
Amelia: Nobody bullies my students on my watch!
The Chaz: What? But babe we were going to be together forever!
Beck: Ah, a sudden and unforeseen betrayal?
Amelia: Lets give a nasty bully like you a taste of your own medicine!
The Chaz: What? But the Chaz doesn't do well in tight spaces!
*SLAM*

Beck: Oh thank Optimus Prime I didn't have to go through that again.

Amelia: BECK!
Beck: Whoa, whoa, what?
Amelia: How come you never told me you were getting bullied?
Beck: What?
Amelia: Bullying is a very serious problem in this country! If you keep it quiet
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all you are doing is enabling bullies like Chaz because then they'll suffer no
consequences! Don't you think that as an educator and as your advisor I
wouldn't have done something about it? Because if that's the case then I feel
extremely insulted!
Beck: Whoa, no nothing like that! It's just... Chaz is a loser who thinks he's
some big hotshot streamer, and so if I'm getting bullied by him it makes me an
even bigger loser.
Amelia: Beck, bullying is extremely common, you shouldn't feel ashamed
because someone is picking on you, and like I said, failing to report bullying is
just enabling bad behavior.
Beck: Okay, point taken. Hey thanks for standing up for me.
Amelia: No problem Beck, that's what friends are for.
Beck: Yeah... sorry it means you had to break up with your boyfriend I guess.
Amelia: Ugh, don't worry, it's not like we were serious. We only did a few
handies and some over the clothes stuff. He was a fucking loser anyway.
Besides, I think I found someone much better anyway.

Amelia hopped up on the bench again to compensate for her reduced height,
grabbing Becks hands firmly but gently, and laying a big kiss on him. With lot's of
tongue, Amelia wasn't afraid to explore Beck's mouth, and in fact was quite eager.
+1 Corruption
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Beck staid frozen and stupefied while Amelia hopped off.

Amelia: Alright, I'm off, probably gonna slash the principals tires or something!
Hey you ever get tired of that girlfriend of yours just let me know! I'd be happy
being a side-ho if you like! OH! Also call me Roxxy from now on, kay? Sounds
so much more badass than boring stuffy Amelia! Anyway later babe!
Beck: ...
The Chaz: Man, what a day. I get a hot new slutty girlfriend, and then she
stuffs me in a locker, breaks up with me and leaves me for a girly nerd, and I
didn't even get to post any of it on twitch!
Beck: Chaz, shut the fuck up.

Finally having stored away his things, Beck was about to begin his mission. He had
a lot of notes though about the goings on at school. The teachers of the necklaces
he stole still seemed under their magical influence. What's more the rate of
changes were accelerating and getting more extreme. Beck wondered how many
days until things got '24-hour-porno' that Fiona warned about.
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He'd started his quest mostly out of self-interest to get his altered body back to
normal, but now he'd started making friends with girls who were affected by this,
and he also saw that Lily had come under some magical sway. In other words
things were spiralling into a wider and more tangled web as Fiona had tried to
explain.

Once again, Beck spied Lucy skulking around. He sighed. He really wanted to avoid
anything to do with her after that nasty fight, but she was clearly up to something.
He wondered if he should just get it over with and just ask what she's doing. It could
very well be connected to something magical, he knew her sister Lily was affected
after all, and he couldn't really afford to turn down a potential lead.
Then again there was something off with Ms. White too, he'd seen her arguing with
someone twice, once with Dr. Cairney. Personally, if Beck was handing out succubi
necklaces, Ms. White the hottest teacher in school would have been his first
candidate after all. If nothing else, as one of the faculty, maybe she had some
insight on who else might have been acting weird.
Beck figured he should stop to talk to either Lucy or Ms. White after he'd dealt with
Ms. Saitokawa tonight, but he didn't know which he would rather follow.

CH. 14 Lucy’s Lead

As much as it pained Beck, he knew he should just swallow his pride and see
what's up with Lucy. At worst it was nothing, and he could just huff off and move on,
but if Lucy was actually involved somehow with the magical artifacts he was hunting
down he needed to check them out.
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Though he was still going to be a touch petty about it, he creeped very quietly
behind her, careful to make sure she didn't hear him coming before announcing his
presence.
Beck: Yo Lucy, are you up to something?

Lucy: Waahghka!
Beck: Hm, I see.
Lucy: Beck! I uh... wow this is ironic huh.
Beck: Yeah... look, I just saw you sneaking around, and... well I thought I
should know if it was something serious.
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Lucy: Serious... God where do I even begin?

Beck: ...
Lucy: I guess it's not going to mean much if I said I was sorry for what I said
earlier.
Beck: I suppose not.
Lucy: Alright, look we can deal with that later, look you said you were looking
for hauntings right?
Beck: Something like that.

Lucy: Alright, well I don't know about ghosts, but something freaky is going on
around here.
Beck: Uh-huh.
Lucy: Beck my friends- that is... look I'm just going to say it, Claire's acting like
an idiot, Eveline's acting like she doesn't care if her house is set on fire,
Penny's basically turned into a robot, and when I got to school today I saw
that they're not the only ones. Students all around have been acting strange
and I feel like I'm going crazy because I seem to be the only one whose
noticing any of it! I tried reporting it to some teachers, but like, well do you
Part 1

know Dr. Cairney?

Beck: Yeah, I have her for biology.
Lucy: Okay, so you've noticed that she's...
Beck: Gone blonde, tan, and got giant boobs!
Lucy: Yes! Ugh, Beck...
Beck: Come on, how else did you want me to put it?
Lucy: Fine, fine, but you saw it too! She's walking around half-naked, but
when I tried going to my mom about it she acted like all it was was her getting
a new pair of shoes!
Beck: ...
Lucy: You know something about this don't you?
Beck: *sigh* I know we aren't getting along right now, but can we agree to a
temporary ceasefire?
Lucy: Cease- yeah sure.
Beck: Okay. Cause what's going on is like a big deal. Bigger than our drama.
And I'm willing to work with you if we can both be smart about this.
Lucy: Just tell me what's going on.
Beck: Okay. Buckle in it's a wild story.
Beck tried to relay the important information that Beck had uncovered last week,
hoping that Lucy would believe enough of it to work with him. He omitted the part
about the sex-change locker, but told Lucy a magical person had been robbed, and
the teachers had been given Succubus necklaces that he'd been trying to lift off of
them, and that Fiona claimed she could fix everything if he could do so. He also
omitted the parts about getting handsy with a few of the teachers.

Lucy: ... okay.

Beck: ... Really? I was expecting a lot more disbelief.
Lucy: Oh, I've got plenty of that don't worry. But I know you aren't stupid, and I
know something strange is happening at this school. So if you are telling me
you've been trying to deal with it, I'll believe you, and I'll go along with it for
now cause you clearly seem to know more about what's going on than me.
Beck: Huh. Usually in video-games this would be a whole side-quest.
Lucy: Yeah. So... what was your next move?
Beck: Well first we head to gym.
Companion Gained! Lucy
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Lucy: You're getting Penny involved?

Beck: Well she's helped me out with this before.
Lucy: She has?
Beck: Yeah, the Coach had one of these necklaces on her, but I managed to
get it off her. Fiona, the girl I told you about gave me a watch that puts people
to sleep.
Lucy: ...
Beck: There was a snide comment there that you didn't say.
Lucy: And I didn't say it, didn't I? Is this necklace the reason Penny is acting
so strange?
Beck: Far as I know it's why everyone is acting strange. Anyway we should
hurry up, we only have so much time before these teachers pack up for the
day.
Lucy: Dude, I'm already missing Debate Team for this.
Beck: Yeah, and I could be playing video-games and eating unhealthy snack
foods right now, come on let's go. Oh, also fair warning. The Coach is...
much.
Lucy: Beck, I think at this point nothing is going to surpise me.
Part 1

Lucy: SWEET SWEET HARUHI SUZUMIYA!!!

Beck: Lucy! Element of surprise?
Lucy: THAT'S A BIG LADY!!!

Coach Griffon: Oh, Hancock? Coming into my domain? Back for some more
punishment? Or are you here to steal my prized warrior?
Lucy: What's with her face?
Beck: Facepaint I guess?
Lucy: Oh god, Beck what's going on here?
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Coach Griffon: WHAT'S GOING ON HERE FOX IS WARRIORS TRAINING

FOR BATTLE!!! ISN'T THAT RIGHT MY SPARTANS!?!?
Basketball Team: YES CAPTAIN GRIFFON:
Coach Griffon: And if this is too much for you Fox, I suggest you run back to
that little mother of yours!

Lucy: Beck tell me that woman wasn't that tall last week.
Beck: Lucy, now is not the time to panic, I need you to follow my lead.
Lucy: What lead?!
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Cpt. Griffon: SPARTANS FALL IN LINE!!!

Basketball Team: YES CAPTAIN GRIFFON!!!
Lucy: Beck, I think we're out of our league here!
Beck: Not now Lucy.
Lucy: That woman is standing on top of two of her students!
Cpt. Griffon: Hancock you better have a good reason coming into my warriors
hall. If not I'll be using you and the little Fox as training for my Spartans!

Cpt. Griffon: Every time you trespass here my prized soldier gets more and
more moon-eyed! Such distractions cannot be had on the battlefield! If I don't
teach you a lesson soon, I might just have to deal with you permanently.
Penny: *whine*
Lucy: Beck, I think she just threatened to murder you.
Beck: (I think the Coach is starting to miss the difference between reality and
her metaphor, I think I can use that) Coach, I came here to give you a
warning!
Cpt. Griffon: You mean to warn me? The gaul to assume you pose a threat to
me or my warriors!
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Beck: Not from me, the rival team from North Shore has come to launch a
sneak attack here! At you're uh, warriors hall!
Cpt. Griffon: They have?
Lucy: They have?
Beck: *elbows Lucy*
Lucy: Ow!
Beck: They've realized that they can't face your team in a fair fight, so they've
come to launch a pre-emptive strike!

Cpt. Griffon: Those dishonorable whores! They'll rue the day they decided to
mess with the South Shore Spartans!
Beck: (She's buying it!) I overheard them making plans to attack here! They
intend to capture Penelope to deprive you of you're uh, greatest warrior, and I
felt it my um, patriotic duty? To come here and warn you!
Cpt. Griffon: Hmmph, you've earned some favor Hancock, you might just
survive yet.
Beck: (That sounds ominous) So uh, Lucy is here with me to ensure Penny's
safety and bring her to the Principals office! You know the most well guarded
spot on campus?
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Cpt. Griffon: Hmph... reeks of cowardice, but I can't stand the thought of
letting those North Shore cowards the satisfaction of even coming close to
completing such an underhanded scheme. NELSON! For the time being I
command you to hold the principals office. Do not slack off on your training
however! By the time I'm done with you you're body will become my perfect
weapon.
Penny: Yes Captain!
Lucy: Penny ohmigod are you okay?
Penny: Um, fine I guess?
Beck: Great Coach, we-
Cpt. Griffon: Captain! You will refer to me by my full title!
Lucy: I don't think-
Beck: We wish you glory in battle Captain.
Cpt. Griffon: To arms my warriors! *charges*
Beck: Okay, quick, to the opposite end of campus.
The Coach, or Captain as she was calling herself lead her basketball team to
glorious valor in combat, or at least she thought she did. Beck, Lucy, and Penny
however high-tailed it out of the gym as fast as they could to get away from the
Captain.
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Lucy: I think I'm losing my mind here, Penny are you okay?
Penny: Yeah I'm fine, I already said so. So um, Sir, should we be going to the
Principals office?
Beck: No, I made all that up.
Penny: Oh, I thought so.
Beck: Also don't tell the Coach, Captain, whatever that, if she asks you
spotted spies from North Shore in the bushes.
Penny: Okay.
Lucy: Beck how are you acting so calm about this!? And Penny! Haven't you
noticed that your Coach is like a musclebound behemoth?
Penny: Well I mean she works out a lot.
Lucy: Seriously? She's, she's-
Beck: An Amazon?
Lucy: What?
Beck: An Amazon. I mean, that's the motif I'm getting what with the muscles
and being real tall and constantly talking about war.
Lucy: Ew no, Beck, Amazons are a lot more elegant than she is. You know
long flowing robes, high-cultured-
Beck: Oh here we go again.
Penny: What is it?
Lucy: It's nothing.
Beck: Lucy's a DC, and I'm a Marvel, and we've had this same conversation
over and over again.
Lucy: Look you're the one that wants to act like casting Tom Cruise as
Speedball in Civil War was somehow a good idea.
Beck: That's the opposite of what I said, I said if you got rid of Tom Cruise as
Speedball, Civil War is a pretty good movie.
Lucy: Yeah, if you just get rid of the bad parts of a bad movie it stops being
bad.
Beck: Every time with you...
Lucy: Uh... look, Beck how come you and I the only ones who notice
anything's weird?
Beck: Fiona said that if you have magic in you you notice it's effects on
people.
Lucy: That's- wait does that mean I have magic?
Beck: Maybe. Apparently mine tastes like watermelons.
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Lucy: That- okay Beck, you're fucking with me I deserve it, let's move on.
Penny: So um... are the two of you friends again?
Lucy: It's-
Beck: No.
Lucy: -on hold for right now. *sigh* Okay Beck, you are in charge I guess,
where to next?
Beck: Math.

Lucy: Okay, so how many of the regular coaches do you think could fit into
what we just saw?
Beck: My guess would be about two and a half.
Lucy: Jesus Christ! And I thought Doc Cairney was extreme.
Beck: Just wait until you see Dr. Carmicheal.
Lucy: Wait, isn't that you're advisor?
Beck: Yep.
Lucy: *sigh* Alright we're here, now how about this time you explain the plan
before we go in?
Beck: You were the one who loudly announced herself to the whole gym.
Lucy: Plan Beck.
Beck: Okay, Ms. Saitokawa has been running math tutoring classes. My friend
Hana should be in there taking them. We'll go in asking for math lessons, and
ideally get the teacher alone. If I hold my magic watch in front of her she
should pass out, we grab the necklace and make a break for it.
Lucy: That's... a sentence I never expected to hear today. Why do we need
Penny then? No offense Penny.
Penny: None taken.
Beck: She's back up. I mean if we screw up, you think you or I stand a chance
against someone demonically possesed just us?
Lucy: ... you have a point. Penny, you're fine with all this?
Penny: Oh yeah. Whatever you need me to do sir.
Lucy: And you really didn't make her call you sir?
Beck: On Bumblebee's honor.
Lucy: ...
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Lucy: Okay let's enter, and HOLY SHIT.

Student: More Mistress! Punish me more!!!
Mistress S: You know I really am disappointed in you. *THWACK* I believe I
gave you perfectly adequate study materials didn't I? *THWACK* A perfectly
reasonable study guide. *THWACK* But instead of focusing on your education
what did you do all night instead? *THWACK*
Student: *pant-pant* I, I spent all night thinking about Mistress instead!!!
Mistress S: *THWACK*
Hana: That's right, discipline that bitch Mistress!
Mistress S: Hush flower. *THWACK* It sounds like you wanted to be punished
dearie. It sounds to Mistress that you don't care about studying and pleasing
your Mistress, you care about getting spanked in front of your sister flowers, is
that right?
Student: *hah-hah* Yes Mistress!
Mistress S: And why is that?
Student: B-because-
Mistress S: Is it because you're a naughty little masochist slut?
Student: Yes Mistress! I’m such a naught little masochist who needs to be
punished!!!
Mistress S: *THWACK* Well-well-well, it looks like you can be educated after
all.
+1 Arousal
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Lucy: *awkward cough*

Mistress S: Oh my, more lovely flowers for my garden?
Beck: ...
Lucy: *elbows Beck*
Beck: Ow! Uh, hey Miss Saitokawa, we're here for your *ahem* Math lessons.
Th-these are my friends Penny and... Lucy.

Mistress S: Hmm, you'll make wonderful additions to my collection. Little slut

you may return to your seat.
Student: Yes Mistress!
Mistress S: Now my lovelies, come here so I may inspect you. Don't worry I
don't bite...
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Mistress S: Oh my, aren't you Mrs. Fox's daughter little one.

Lucy: O-oh yeah. My names Lucy, nice to meet you Miss...?
Mistress S: Oh no need to be so formal little one, all my favorite students call
me Mistress S.
Lucy: D-Do they now? Beck help!

Beck: And you know me from first period Miss-stress S! And this here is
Penny, and we were very interested in your tutoring.
Mistress S: Oh my what an impress specimen you are, oh yes, a nice full
figure, such vibrant red hair, and such a gorgeous face that I bet all the
monkeys fawn over.
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Mistress S: Let's have a closer inspection shall we?

Penny: O-oh!
Lucy: H-hey that's out of line!
Mistress S: Hush now sweet little one, or I'll need to discipline you. Humm,
such nice firm supple tits, oh yes how quite envious, and how pliable.
*squeeze*
Penny: *whimper*
Mistress S: Oh, I sense someone has already done a lot of molding for you,
oh, but with such a heavy-handed and sloppy fashion, what do you say pretty
flower? I promise to be so much more gentle with you.
Lucy: Beck, I think we should be doing something here.
Beck: We can't move too quickly, we only have one shot-
Lucy: Now Beck!

Mistress S: Let's have a taste shall we?

Beck: Hey Mistress S! I was just thinking about all the cool math problems you
can come up with regarding a clock like this here, see? Like how we can work
on a system of base 12, and-
Part 1

*CRASH*

Beck: *girlish moan* (Getting stepped on twice in one day, what is going on!?)
Hana: Aw sweet Beck, I'm so jealous!
Mistress S: Not now little flower, I need to discipline this arrogant little gnat for
interrupting my flower gardening.
Lucy: Hey get off of him!
Mistress S: You may want to stand back lest I have to discipline you too little
flower.
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Beck struggled on the floor as his math teacher started grinding her foot on him. As
crazy as it was, in the back of his head, Beck could only think about how many
people he'd talked to on the internet would kill to be in his position right now. A part
of Beck was seeing the appeal too.
+1 Sub
+1 Arousal
Penny: Uh sir?
Beck: You know you make some good points Mistress S, I really should leave
you and the girls alone, hey could you tell me what time it is, maybe I can still
catch the bus?
*thwack*

Beck: YEOWCH! That stings!

Hana: Hey stop complaining Beck, I'm still waiting my turn for my whipping!
Beck: Hana! Not helping!
Lucy: Come on Penny we gotta do something about this!
Penny: Right!
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Penny tried to shove Miss Saitokawa off Beck, but she adeptly dodged her feeble
attempts. You'd think for a supposed living weapon she'd have been more effective.
Nevertheless it gave Beck an opening to get up while Lucy grabbed his hand to
help pull him up.

Mistress S: I see, so that's how it is.

The domineering math teacher stepped to the side, and took a seat on one of her
willing and waiting students.
Mistress S: I'll have to discipline you unruly little weeds thoroughly. Flowers,
attend to me!
Lucy: Beck, I don't think we can avoid a fight here!
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Beck and Lucy stood on the opposite side, as Mistress S' math students rose from
their desks, eager to obey their teachers commands. Hana was the first up,
seemingly unintimidated by the vast size difference between her and Penny.
Mistress S: If you want to leave this place free, you'll need to overcome each
of my lovely and loyal little flowers.
Hana: I'm ready to please Mistress!
Mistress S: Do well little flower, and I'll grant you the privilege of licking my
boots.
Hana: Ah hell yeah! You're going fucking down you bitch?
Penny: Sir?
Beck: Hana, can we please chill and talk about this like adults?
Hana: Fuck that dude, I've got a great thing going here, I'm not gonna let you
ruin my only chance of getting laid!
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PREPARE TO BATTLE
Fighting for Mistress S, and the right to get laid by a seductive dominatrix
math teacher: Yamashiro Hanako. Talents: Gacha Grinding, writing Smut
Fanfiction, creating hentai tier-lists.
Fighting for Beck Hancock in the hopes of she can get him to like her, and
maybe repair his friendship with Lucy: Penelope Nelson. Talents: Basketball,
Poetry, obscuring how tall she is.
FIGHT
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Hana used Tackle!

Penny used Block!
Tackle was not very effective!

Penny used Grab!

Hana is stunned!
Grab was effective!
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Hana used Molest!

Penny moans in response!
Molest was super effective!

Penny used Shove!

Hana is Dazed!
Shove was effective!
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Hana used Cling!

Penny is struck by Hana's harmlessness!
Cling was somewhat effective!

*CLONK!*
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Lucy stood over Mistress S' dazed body with a fire-extinguisher. Rather than waste
time fighting everyone, Lucy decided to just sneak around while everyone was
distracted, and go after the source. It turns out that infant succubi are quite weak to
fire-extinguishers to the head.
Student: Mistress! Are you alright!
Student: That bitch get her!
Lucy: Quick! Beck! Penny! Let's grab the thing and go!

Student: We're not letting you go until Mistress gets better!

Student: Yeah, what were you thinking attacking a teacher like that!?
Lucy: Really? You're going to lecture me after you were letting her spank your
slutty ass?
Student: Sh-Shut up!
Lucy: Beck, hurry up here!
Beck: Got it let's go!
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Beck, Lucy, and Penny ran as fast as they could out of the classroom. Beck was
pretty sure that was about as badly as things could have gone. But still, he was one
demonic artifact richer.
Beck: Wow Lucy, I was not expecting you to go cavewoman on her!
Lucy: Yeah, well... I wasn't messing around. *sigh* That's the magic thingie?
Beck: Magic necklace thingie yeah. Crap man, what am I going to do for first
period tomorrow?
Lucy: That's a worse problem to have than having a math teacher turning
students into little sex slaves?
Beck: Point I guess?
Lucy: You guess?
Penny: Guys?

Penny: I'm sorry to interupt guys, but.. should we do something about her?
Beck: Oh dear lord Hana.
Hana: *feral growl*
Lucy: Sweet Suzumiya, that's you're friend? Is she always so... passionate?
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Beck: Usually not as loudly. Penny just pick her up there's not much she can
do to you. I think.

Penny grabbed Hana up by the shoulders, and her feet hovered over the ground
with Hana unable to do much but feebly hang there. Regardless of if Penny was a
living weapon, Hana was so small she was effectively a doll compared to her.
Hana: Okay Beck, first of all not cool.
Beck: Not cool?
Hana: You fucking cockblocked me man! I was just one, maybe two more
sessions from finally losing my v-card and banging one of the hottest teachers
in school! When else am I ever going to get a chance like this again! This is a
serious violation of the bro-code, I'm not sure if I can forgive you for this one.
Lucy: Jesus christ she wants to go back into that den of lesbians. Beck is she
going to be a problem.
Beck: Lucy, just give me a second to figure this out... Hana, I'm sorry I
messed up a good thing you had with Miss Saitokawa.
Hana: Mistress S!
Beck: ... with Mistress S.
Lucy: I swear I'm getting a migraine.
Hana: Oi, peanut gallery, quiet down.
Beck: How about I make it up to you?
Hana: What, you got another ultra-hot teacher from a hentai mag to take my
virginity in your back pocket?
Beck: I might.
Lucy: You might?
Beck: -But, I have right in front of here the most popular girl in school.
Hana: ... I'm listening.
Lucy: Where are you going with this?
Beck: ... Penny?
Penny: Yes sir?
Beck: Would you be willing to lay your body on the line for the cause?
Lucy: Beck!
Beck: It would really help out a lot.
Penny: Okay sir.
Hana: Okay, what are we talking about here?
Lucy: Beck you are not pimping Penny out!
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Beck: And I'm not. But- what about over the clothes stuff?
Hana: Keep going.
Lucy: Beck are we seriously having this conversation?
Beck: Well if you have a better means to solve this problem I'm all ears.
Lucy: How about locking this psycho in an asylum!
Beck: Okay, do you want to tell the authorities about the magic necklace, or
would you prefer me.
Lucy: ... asshole.
Beck: Okay, so Hana-
Hana: I want access to them titties! 24/7, skin on skin.
Beck: Over the clothes, five minutes, with me and Lucy to supervise.
Hana: Over the clothes, two hours, me and the gorgeous redhead all to
ourselves.
Beck: Under the shirt, but bra still on, 20 minutes over the course of the next
week, me or Lucy to supervise.
Hana: Fucking deal!
Beck: Okay, Penny, do you consent?
Penny: Sure sir.

Hana: *evil laugh* Muahahaha! Now let me at them titties!

Penelope has gained a Companion!
Lucy: Beck!
Beck: Look Lucy, by the end of the week we'll either have reset everything, or
be invaded by an army of demons.
Lucy: Well I still don't like it! You'd pefer I pimp out one of your friends?
Beck: Hana, as one of my friends, would you mind if Lucy wanted to use your
body for the greater good?
Hana: Yeah sure, whatever. Hah! These things are the best! So soft! Come to
mama!
Lucy: Ugh.
Beck: Look, to make it up to you, how about I introduce you to my magical
friend?
Lucy: Yeah you're going to do that no matter what now that I'm this deep into
things... you were just kidding about the me having magic thing right?
Beck: Nope completely serious.
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Lucy: Yeah, well... I'm still mad at you.

Beck: Okay, no we're even.
Lucy: O-oh. Right.
Beck had a long day, but he couldn't sit idle, he had to come up with a plan on what
to do next. Only two more necklaces down so the question now came to whether he
should try to track down the last missing necklace, or if he should deal with Dr.
Carmicheal before she became a worse problem.

CH. 15 Find the Fifth Necklace

Following the events of the day, Beck headed back home to unwind. He said hi to
his mother and sister, and locked his room so he could call Fiona and update her.
He also let his chest breathe, having it to hide it all day was getting annoying.

Beck: Hey Fiona, more good news, another necklace down!

Fiona: And you didn't find yourself locked in some sort of sex-dungeon?
Beck: Just be happy for me Fiona.
Fiona: I'm waiting for a but.
Beck: No but.
Fiona: ... but?
Beck: There is an and.
Fiona: Knew it.
Beck: Look it's not a bad thing. It's just my... acquaintance came into help.
Lucy.
Fiona: You've been getting help from lots of girlies there Numpty.
Beck: Yeah, yeah, look, the relevant thing is she's noticed all the changes in
school. I thought you told me that normal people can't notice the effects of
magic?
Fiona: Aye, I did, unless they got a touch of magic in them.
Beck: Right, so that must mean Lucy has a bit of magic in her?
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Fiona: Maybe, but it probably don't mean much, nothing to get excited over.
Beck: Yeah, well... she's just jazzed about the idea. Look, she'd like to meet
you, can you meet us by the school entrance this morning? I need to hand
over the necklace to you anyway.
Fiona: I'm not fucking Dumbledore Numpty, don't expect me to be teaching
your friends magic.
Beck: Right, right, but still, it'd be helpful to have you explain some things,
she's kinda freaking out about how weird everything.
Fiona: ... Fine, but only cause you've been showing me results Numpty.
Beck: Cool, and Fiona, please, please, please, PLEASE!!! keep the stuff
about me being 90% a girl a secret okay? Like she really doesn't need to
know about this, and it'd be super embarrassing, and there's really no need to
get into that, right?
Fiona: ... *sigh* Alright, Numpty, fine.
Beck: Thanks Fiona, you know, you aren't that bad.
Fiona: *blech* Don't get all mushy on me Numpty!
Beck: Oh, also, the teachers haven't stopped changing, even though I've
taken their necklaces, what's with that? Did we get something wrong?
Fiona: What do you mean?
Beck: Well weren't they supposed to stop changing if I took the necklaces?
You said they were the problem.
Fiona: Aye, I said they were the problem, not that taking them off was the
solution. The solution is me binding these Succubi back to the amulets. Those
teachers of yours are probably far gone enough that the Succubi still have all
the influence they need to finish themselves off.
Beck: ...
Fiona: Stop laughing!
Beck: I didn't say anything. So getting the necklaces does nothing, is that
what I'm hearing?
Fiona: It lets me bind them back to the amulets, which in turn will let me
reverse all the other magical fuckery in that school.
Beck: Right...

The next morning, Beck was driven to school by Jayden as was routine. He was
hoping he could talk to Ginny about what was going on with Lily but she still didn't
want to talk about it.
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Lily waited for Beck by the gate like they had agreed to last night.
Lily: Hey Beck.
Beck: Hey Lily. So... how are you doing?
Lily: Fine. Kinda sleepy.
Beck: Cool.
Ginny: *gasp* Are you two talking again?
Lily: That's-
Beck: Ginny don't overthink it. You go ahead, we need to catch up on some
things.
Ginny: Oh, ok. *whispers* I'm rooting for you!

Beck: *sigh* God teenage drama sucks.

Lily: Yeah huh...
Beck: ...
Lily: ...
Beck: ...
Lily: So, uh, about this... magic stuff. I'm really not sure I believe that this is all
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magic but still, you said you knew a magic person?

Beck: Yeah, I called her last night, she should be hanging around here
somewhere.
Lily: What, you called like you phoned her?
Beck: Yeah.
Lily: Not like sent a raven?
Beck: Where would I get a raven from?
Lily: No, it's just I wouldn't have expected some magic to have a phone.
Beck: Yeah, I've just been trying to roll with the whole weird experience.
Lily: So what are they like?
Beck: What's a diplomatic word? Interesting?
Lily: Well I meant, like, what type of magic person are they? Are they an elf?
Do elves exist?
Beck: Yeah, I haven't really stopped to ask about that, just been focused on
the mission.
Lily: Oh ... so uh, where will they be?
Fiona: Up here Numpties!

Lily: Ohmigod a magic person!

Beck: Yeah, her name is Fiona. Why are you up there?
Fiona: I was tryin' to make a grand entrance. What do you think?
Lily: Is she Irish?
Beck: Can you get down from there ok?
Fiona: Yeah, just give me a minute then we can scoot over to the bushes.
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After Fiona clambered down, Beck handed her the succubus necklace they had
gotten which she stored in her hat. They went over to the bushes to be out of the
way, but Lily just stared rapturously at Fiona the entire time.
Fiona: Alright Numpty, so this here is your friend?
Beck: Acquaintances really. But she was able to see the differences going on
cause of the magic stuff. And I figured it was better to bring her on board than
let her stumble into things on her own. So you said that means she must have
some magic in her like me right?
Fiona: No that's not what I said, I said that you must have some magic in you
if you can see me.
Beck: Yeah, but Lily can see you right?
Lily: Y-Yeah.
Beck: So that mean she must have some magic in her too.
Fiona: Yeah, well that's not the only way to see me when I don't wants it. It's
the most likely one, but I'm trying to taste around her right now, but sorry to
say I can't taste anything. Just regular muggle.
Lily: O-oh, so I don't have magic?
Fiona: Sorry to say Lassy, but it don't look it.
Beck: So how come she can sense everything then?
Fiona: My guess is your friend is a freak of nature. Happens from time to time.
Eh, there's probably some fancy term for it if you like, but occasionally you get
a muggle who can see through the magical glamor.
Beck: Huh. Well, sorry then Lucy.
Lucy: I-It's fine.
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Fiona: Is your friend going to be alright? Her eyes look like they're gonna pop
outta her head.
Beck: Lucy?
Lucy: *rapturously* Are you a Leprechaun?
Fiona: Alright Lassy, you get one.
Lucy: One what?

After making sure that Lucy was mostly up to speed on the things that had been
going on the last week, the two headed off into the school proper to begin their day.

Lucy: Well as weird as this whole thing is... well I'm glad I got to have that
experience.
Beck: Yeah, I mean I knew you'd be excited, just not that excited.
Lucy: Sh-shut up! I can't believe you met a real-life Leprechaun and only
waited till now to tell me!
Beck: Yeah, not like I had other things going on.
Lucy: Alright fine but still! If you find out dragons are real you have to tell me
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ASAP! Okay!
Beck: Sure.
Lucy: So, uh, what are you going to do for first period? You have math with
that leather dominatrix right?
Beck: Yeah, think I've been skating by thus far, but you know, you went and
busted her over the head with a fire-extinguisher.
Lucy: I didn't see you doing anything.
Beck: So, I think I'm just going to skip math today. Head to the nurses office,
just say I've got a bad stomachache, play some gacha games. If we're lucky
maybe we can get everything fixed by friday.
Lucy: That Fiona girl said she could reset everything right? But like, what if
that teacher still remembers me hitting her over the head? Like what if only
the stuff with the succubus's are reversed, but not what we did?
Beck: Well in that case, I'm supposing she'd also remember that her math
tutorings were turning into BDSM sessions.
Lucy: Right...
Beck: Alright, I'll meet you back here after classes, see you later.
Lucy: Later Beck...

Beck headed to the nurses office. He went and told them that he'd been feeling ill
and didn't think he could concentrate in class. Beck said he wanted to see if he felt
better by next class period. The nurse went and took his temperature and let him lie
down.

Beck hadn't really done something like this before, usually if he didn't care for his
class, he'd just not bother paying attention. He'd made a joke about playing gacha
before but he didn't really have a better plan on what to do with his time.
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Beck laid back, kicked off his shoes, and opened up his jacket to breathe.
Beck: Man, how is it that I can get 10 Fred Dursts in a swimsuit, but I still can't
get Spooky Cemetery Night Undertaker? What the hell does Hana do to grind
all these out?

Beck: You know, I wonder what would have happened if Vince McMahon
hadn't had that heart-attack right in the middle of that wrestlemania where he
had a gun pointed at the mayor of Toronto's head and was demanding the
entire world's supply of cocaine. I mean for one, I think the final boss would
look incredibly different, and for two I doubt he would have ok'd this gacha
game.
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Dr. Cairney: Oh why hello there Beck? Taking a break from your education?
Beck: WAAGHBLADABULUHH!
Dr. Cairney: Now is that any way to greet a lady?
Beck: D-Dr. Cairney! H-How are you?
Dr. Cairney: Oh just fine Beck, thank you for asking.
Beck: So uh, are you here in the nurses office because you aren't feeling
well?
Dr. Cairney: *giggle* No. You see, a fellow teacher came to me wondering
why you weren't in class, and we did some asking around and we found the
school nurse saying you weren't feeling well, and we just decided to come
check on you.
Beck: Oh I see, um, which teacher was it worried about me, was it Dr.
Carmicheal?

Mistress S: There you are! Seems the little monkey is hiding a secret.
Beck: Oh why hello there! So yeah, I'm feeling SUPER sick, so if I were you
I'd be really careful I might be contagious.
Mistress S: I still don't see it, are you sure?
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Dr. Cairney: Oh I'm sure, I've verified it myself very thoroughly. Quite
fascinating really, from a biological standpoint that is.
Mistress S: Well I'm not seeing.
Dr. Cairney: Oh just be patient, I'll show you all of Beck's cute points when we
get him nice and alone.
Beck: You know, I'm suddenly feeling much better, I really should be heading
back to my classes, you know, furthering my education, and what is that
you've got right there Dr. Cairney?
Dr. Cairney: Oh, I picked this up from the chemistry lab, it's a towel I've
soaked in chloroform.

Beck: Okay please wait here, I think we can discuss this all like calm and
rational adults, right? No need to do anything-

[Out of Universe Note: I forgot to turn off Dr. Cairney's and Mistress S' necklace
when taking the pictures, so please just ignore them. In story she doesn't have the
necklace on.]
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Mistress S: *ugh* This thing is so heavy!

Dr. Cairney: Oh stop being such a sourpusss!
Mistress S: I just keep asking myself if this little monkey is worth all the effort.
Dr. Cairney: Oh you'll have plenty of fun once we have Beck here undressed.
Mistress S: That remains to be seen.

????: Hmm? What's this?

Dr. Cairney: Oh careful, mind his head!
Mistress S: I can't stand having to touch it!
Dr. Cairney: What, do you want some hand sanitizer or something?
Mistress S: It's the principle of the thing! If someone is going to touch me it's
someone who should be worshipping me!
????: Hello there, what are you two doing?
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Dr. Cairney: Oh why hello there ma'am.

????: Ms. Saitokawa, Dr. Cairney, might I ask what are you doing with this
student?
Mistress S: I prefer going by Mistress S right now. It's a title much more
befitting my station in life.
Dr. Cairney: Ooh! That's fun, I wonder if I should have a name change too, I
could go for something a bit sexier. Oh, Doc Candy! *giggle* Oh, that's SO
much sexier. Ooh! Dr. Cherry Candy
???: Ladies, you still haven't explained what you are supposed to be doing.
Doc Candy: Oh! *teehee* Well Mistress S and I are going to take sweet little
Beck here to our exclusive love nest where we are going to be plenty of
terrible and naughty things to him.

????: Oh if that's all carry on.

Doc Candy: Thank's ma'am! Okay, now S, you grab his arms and we can
keep going.
Mistress S: It's MISTRESS S, I demand to be given the respect I am owed.
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????: Oh, but be gentle with Beck, he's a favorite of mine.

Doc Candy: Gotcha ma'am.

It was the end of the class period, and Lucy was waiting by the entrance for Beck to
show up. But he was a no show. She tried texting him, then calling him, but he
wasn't picking up. Lucy was getting a very bad feeling. She knew she was on bad
terms with Beck ever since her outburst over the weekend (well long before then
too if she was being honest with herself), but she didn't think Beck wouldn't show
up to what was a serious issue unless something went seriously wrong.

Lucy's first step was to try to find Beck by his locker, at this point pretty much
everyone had headed home, or was at some club-activity. Lucy had managed to
make a series of excuses for her debate team to let them know she'd be absent for
the next week. She didn't like lying to them, but she hoped this crazy situation she
was in would resolve quickly.
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As she passed Beck's locker with no sign of the boy, she did hear what sounded
like something coming from a locker on the far end.
Lucy: Hello? Is anyone in here? Hopefully not a zombie or anything?
????: Oh! Oh! Hello! HELLLLLOOOO! Is someone there that will do the
responding and the stuff?
Lucy: Uh, yeah, I'm here, I can hear you, are you stuck in there?
????: Yesarooni! There's been the banging and the smacking, but like nobody
has come to open this here lockerino, and cell-coverage is terrible, so the
whole experience can't even be uploaded to youtube.
Lucy: ... Chaz is that you?
The Chaz: It's THE CHAZ to you missie-wissie! And yes. It is -the- Chaz,
stuck in -the- Locker.
Lucy: Hang on, I'll get you out of there, how long have you been in there?
The Chaz: The Chaz lost count.
Lucy: Who put you in there?
The Chaz: It was the Chaz's own girlfriend! It was a tale of love, sex, and
betrayal and sick moments that could have been uploaded to the internet and
sadly were not!
Lucy: (Yeah, not a tale I'm interested in hearing) Hang on, I think I've got it,
there!

Chaz fell to the floor in a disheveled state from having been in a locker for almost
24 hours.
The Chaz: *WOOT!* The Chaz has been freed! This must have been what the
slaves felt like when George Washington won the Revolution.
Lucy: Uh, Chaz, okay firstly that's a hard no, secondly you might want to look
down.
The Chaz: It's THE Chaz!
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As Chaz got up to his feet he was struck by some very stunning changes.
The Chaz: O-M-BEJEEBUS
Lucy: Oh, oh Chaz. Oh, I really don't know where to even begin with this, what
is this even doing in here?
The Chaz: The Chaz is now the Chazlina!
Lucy: Okay Chaz, you should probably sit down this is going to take a while to
explain.

The Chazlina: Wait one secadoo!

Lucy: Oh right, of course.
The Chazlina: Oh no! The big Chaz is gone!
Lucy: Wait, don't guys usually refer to their thing as their 'little guy'?
The Chazlina: Hah, maybe for you! Gottem!
Lucy: I- huh? That doesn't even make any sense.
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The Chazlina: The Chazlina has some rocking tits and a girly voice and no big
Chaz!
Lucy: (That's not how I'd characterize your tits Chaz) Okay Chaz, you're going
to want to listen to me carefully here.
The Chazlina: There can only be one possible explanation for this!

The Chazlina: The Chaz has superpowers!

Lucy: There's- wait, what!
The Chazlina: The Chaz always knew that the Chaz was special and destined
for greatness! The Chaz should have known that the Chaz's powers would
have activated sometime during puberty-duberty!
Lucy: I- I really don't know where to go with this.
The Chazlina: I vow to only use my powers to make sick wads of phat cash on
the internet!
Lucy: Isn't there something here about great power and great responsibility?
The Chazlina: Spiderman was broke and a fucking pussy!
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The Chazlina: Alrighty-tighty lets get a good look at these rocking tits!
Lucy: You should be freaking out a lot more right now.
The Chazlina: Hah, you're just a flattie bitch jealous of the Chazlina's
awesome sexy bod.
Lucy: Excuse me?
The Chazlina: Yeah, that's it, show off those big bouncy boingarino's you dirty
slut!

Lucy: Okay, I've officially stopped caring. Good luck with whatever the fuck
you're doing Chaz.
The Chazlina: It's THE Chazlina jealous little ho! Aw yeah, big bouncy dumpy!
Hottie with a boddie! The Chazlina is going to be the first superpowered
influencer in the world! Well besides that guy who can who can fix cars with
his mind! Aw yeah, ya boi is going to make so much fucking money bay-bee!

After Lucy's... encounter, Lucy tried getting into contact with Fiona but she wasn't
responding to any of the text she kept sending.
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Lucy: Come on, respond already, this is serious! I hope that Leprechaun girl
can help, because I really don't think I can handle this myself.
Lucy: *sniff-sniff* What's that smell? Is something burning.

Lucy: Ohmigod fire!

The poor girl rushed over to the fire burning on campus hoping to do something.
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Lucy: Fire! Fire!

Eveline: Oh hey Lucy! Glad you could join us!
Roxxy: *ugh* Who's this?
Lucy: Fire!
Eveline: Chillax Lucy, we know what we're doing, we got a fire-extinguisher
ready, see? Lucy, this is my advisor, Roxxy, Roxxy this is my friend Lucy.
We're in the middle of therapy.

Lucy: Wait Eveline!? You- your hair! Your makeup!

Eveline: Oh you noticed! *teehee* Thanks, it makes me look a lot more
badass right?
Lucy: D-did you just swear?
Roxxy: Fucking finally girl! I'm proud of you!
Lucy: Wait a minute, that's your advisor? (She's so young and short! And so
much boobs! She's wearing a necklace like that math teacher, she must be
possessed too!)
Eveline: Yep! Roxxy here is trying to help me learn to act more casually you
know?
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Roxxy: Yo, this bitch is the principals daughter isn't she? She gonna fucking
rat us out to the fuzz? She looks like a snitch.
Eveline: Oh, don't worry Roxxy, Lucy's cool! Anyway Lucy, what are you doing
around here, don't you have debate team?
Lucy: Don't you have track?
Eveline: Oh, I quit. Roxxy here helped me understand that I was like, literally
running in circles the entire time! I mean I can run anytime I want right, but
why waste time not going anywhere?
Roxxy: I'm so proud of you girl!

Lucy: Holy Haruhi this thing is spreading.

Roxxy: So you here to just gawk, or are you going to join in the fun or what?
Eveline: Yeah Lucy, if you're not going to be busy with debate team, why not
join us? Roxxy is SO much fun to hang out with.
Lucy: (I may as well ask here) Look, have either of you two seen Beck around
here? Beck Hancock?
Eveline: Oh, did the two of you start getting along?
Lucy: (Girl, it is so complicated right now) It's complicated.
Roxxy: What do you want with my boyfriend?
Lucy: BOYFRIEND!?
Roxxy: Yeah you heard me bitch, what's it to you?
Eveline: Oh wait, Roxxy, is Beck the boy you were talking about.
Roxxy: Yeah, he's a real charmer. Unfortunately he's got this bitch girlfriend
oh his, so I'm more of his side-ho. That's not you is it? My tits are sooooo
much fucking better than yours!
Lucy: (Beck the fuck are you doing!?) No, no, we're not dating or anything like
that. (Man, why is everyone busting my boobies today?)
Eveline: Lucy and Beck used to be friends, but they had a fight recently.
Roxxy: Huh, well just make sure you keep your bony hands off him, he's mine.
Lucy: Uh-huh... (I'm going nowhere fast here) anyway I'm going to keep
looking. See you later. Eveline, just keep an eye on that fire and make sure it
doesn't spread okay?
Eveline: Okies!
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Lucy: *long-sigh* This is my second day hunting the paranormal and I feel
massively out of my depth. I haven't even seen any horns or unicorns or
anything. Beck seems to be officially missing, maybe Penny can help. She
was willing to help last-time. I'll just have to figure a way around that
behemoth coach.

Lucy: (Just stay calm girl. No need to panic. Man I'm turning into a nervous
wreck without someone around. I really hope nothing bad happened to Beck.
God, imagine if that was the last time I saw him, and he still thought that we
weren't friends. I've still gotta make it up to him.)
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Hana: Yo, lost in thought there?

Lucy: HAAGHKABA!!!
Hana: Thought so.
Lucy: Oh, you. Your...
Hana: Hana. Not that I'd expect a popular girl like you to remember.
Lucy: Sorry. (She's changed too. I mean I don't know her well, but she was
definitely wearing a shirt yesterday and didn't have blue hair.) Um, if you don't
mind me asking, what are you doing in the gym?
Hana: Still hoping I could cash in on that deal I made the other day. I intend to
spread out that 20 minutes out over the course of the week. Savor it. Been
waiting for you or Beck to show up all day.
Lucy: (Right this girl is a pervert that wants to manhandle, or womanhandle
Penny's boobs) Okay, so you haven't seen Beck all day? I'm worried he might
have gone missing.
Beck: I hope not, cause I don't wanna barter with you for my time in
marshmellow heaven.
Lucy: Look, maybe we can work something out, but I'll need help to find Beck,
have you seen Penny?
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Hana: Yeah, she's right over there. But I doubt you're going to make any
better headway than me.

Cpt. Griffon: THAT'S IT NELSON!!! DEMOLISH YOUR OPPONENTS!!!

SHOW THEM THAT THEY ARE WORTHLESS!!! THAT NONE CAN OPPOSE
US!!!
Penny: Yes Captain!
Cpt. Griffon: WE'LL TEACH THOSE NORTH SHORE HEATHENS WHAT IT
MEANS TO MESS WITH THE SPARTANS!!!
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Lucy: (Why oh why couldn't she have been more like a Wonder Woman
Amazon?)
Hana: It's been like that since the start of practice. And I don't think she's
going to stop really. The Coach, or Captain, or whatever seems really worked
up about the North Shore Team.
Lucy: Um, does Penny look more... muscly to you?
Hana: God I wanna lick her abs.
Lucy: Uh-huh.
Hana: Do you think if I gave her a hundred, she would crush my head with her
thighs?
Lucy was running out of options. She needed to figure out what happened to Beck,
and she needed someone's help. Her first instinct was to keep contacting Fiona in
the hopes that as the magical expert she could do something, but so far she wasn't
responding. The only other hope Lucy had was Roxxy, or whatever her real name
was. That woman had an attitude, but maybe she actually had a vested interest in
Beck's wellbeing? If what was going on was magical, Lucy needed some way to
fight fire with fire.

CH. 16 Get Roxxy’s help

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Lucy figured she needed to move quickly in order to find Beck and help him out of
whatever happened. She couldn't waste time trying to keep contacting Fiona, and
she wasn't sure if that little girl could do much to help anyway. Sure she was a
magical creature, but she looked and sounded 12, and Lucy didn't like the idea of
endangering such a sweet little girl.
That left as her only option Beck's advisor. She had clearly been corrupted, but
Lucy hoped that meant that she came with some magical firepower that could be
needed. Lucy knew it was a risk, but she didn't think she had much choice.

The first step would be locating her. Lucy headed back to where she was burning
trash with Eveline, but it had been put out (thankfully). Lucy considered texting
Eveline to ask where she could find her advisor, but just before she was going to
start, she heard some tell tale signs of life.
????: *hack*! *cough*! *cough*!
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Lucy rounded the corner was able to find the corrupted teacher leaning against the
wall and smoking.
Roxxy: Oh hey, it's you. What's little miss goody-two-shoes doing around
here?
Lucy: Hey, I was looking for you, uh....
Roxxy: Roxxy, and don't you forget it bitch!
Lucy: Uh-huh (no way is that her real name), so you're just hanging around
here to smoke then? (Not trying to corrupt sweet little things like Eveline?)

Roxxy: Fuck yeah I am! Guess a loser like you doesn't get it, but I'm a fucking
badass!
Lucy: Uh-huh, don't you think you're setting a terrible example for your
students like that? (If Eveline starts smoking her parents are going to drop
dead on the spot)
Roxxy: Fuck you bitch I do what I want! *takes drag*
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Roxxy: *hack*! *cough-cough*! *wheeze* *cough-cough-cough* *hack!*!!!

Lucy: Uh-huh.

Roxxy: *wheezing* But like yeah, you totally shouldn't pick up the habit the
health risks are insane, not to mention the economic costs. *cough-cough*
Lucy: (ohmigod she's a tryhard) Anyway not why I wanted to talk to you.
Roxxy: So why did you wanna come over here little miss goody-two-shoes?
Lucy: Okay look, the deal is that Beck has gone missing, he hasn't been in
any of his classes all day-
Roxxy: Sure he didn't skip?
Lucy: I came in with him this morning, and he was supposed to meet up with
me after classes.
Roxxy: Oh dear.
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Lucy: Yeah, and look, you're meant to look out for your students, so please
tell me you'll help me find him, I'm getting real worried.
Roxxy tossed her cigarette on the ground and stomped it out in dramatic fashion.
Roxxy: Fuck yeah we're going after him! Don't worry Hunkybuns! I'm coming
to save you?
Lucy: Uh, good then. (Hunkybuns?)
Companion gained: Roxxy

Roxxy: I have a good feeling it's that bitch science teacher behind this.
Lucy: What, Dr. Cairney?
Roxxy: Yeah, that fucking bimbo. I bet she sniffed out Beck when we raided
her desk last week and wants revenge!
Lucy: (That happened?) Well another possibility is his Math Teacher, Miss...
something or other, but we got into an... altercation the other day.
Roxxy: Maybe they teamed up or some shit? Hey, don't you know that bitch
Claire? She's one of them air-headed teenagers that bimbo lords over. I'd ask
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Eveline about it, but she's already bounced.

Lucy: Well, it's a longshot... and I'd REALLY rather not talk to her right now,
but I can try to get into contact with her.

Lucy sent a few texts to Claire in the hopes with talking to her. Luckily she was still
on campus, and surprisingly as still willing to talk.

Roxxy: Okay, so when we get this bitch do we rough her up?

Lucy: No! No, no more of... that. Look, she's still my friend, I think... look, you
just... look tough while I try to talk to her.
Roxxy: Yeah well she tries to scratch your face out don't blame me.
Soon enough Claire walked around the corner.

Lucy: Hey Claire, thanks for being still willing to talk to - OHMIGOD YOUR
BOOBS!
Claire: Like, hey Lucy.
Lucy: HOLY BOUNCING BAZONGA'S BATMAN!!!
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Claire: Like, thanks?

Roxxy: What, were those things not always there?
Lucy: No! Claire, those- those- those! I mean, are they, are they heavy or
something?

Claire: Oh you wanted to talk titties? *giggle* Okay I'm game! Like yeah,
they're a bit heavy, but they're like super fun to play with! Do you wanna touch
them?
Lucy: (a little) No! Sorry, not what I meant to start the conversation with.
Claire: It's okay, sorry that you're aren't as big.
Lucy: (Don't let it get under your skin Lucy!) Look, firstly Claire... I'm sorry.
Claire: Oh, it's okay, I'm not mad. Honestly I was more worried that you were
still mad.
Lucy: Things are just... super weird. I shouldn't have lashed out at you, I
definitely shouldn't have punched you.
Claire: Naw, it's okay girl, it only hurts a little now, and like, only when I touch
it!
Lucy: (This version of Claire is far, FAR more forgiving) All the same I
shouldn't have done it. I was just in a dark place, and when you were TRYING
to make me feel better by saying I was better off without Beck, but I just
snapped.
Roxxy: Huh. Drama. Neat. Can we hurry along, though? We're supposed to
be looking for Hunkybuns.
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Lucy: Right, Claire, look we're looking for Beck right now, we're worried he's
gone missing, have you seen him all day?
Claire: Ooh, I get to help! Umm... nope! Haven't seen Beck all day! Like, we
share Biology together but he wasn't there.
Roxxy: Not what I'm wanting to hear you braindead bimbo.
Lucy: Let me handle this. Claire, what about your Cheerleader Coach? We
think maybe she had something to do with it?
Claire: Hmm... let me think... well the Doc seemed pretty happy about
something today, and I think she said something about some fun things she
was going to do by the Annex. She went and headed there after practice, I bet
she's still there if you wanna like talk to her.
Roxxy: Oh, we're going to talk with that airheaded blonde alright.
Lucy: Thanks Claire, and um sorry again.
Claire: Like, no prob!

Lucy and Roxxy headed over to the Annexes in hopes of finding Beck there. Claire
was able to tell them which one she thinks he saw Dr. Cairney heading towards, if
they were quick they were likely to still catch her.
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Roxxy: Alright, let's head in there and bust some skulls!

Lucy: Hold on a second, these women are dangerous, we should at least
come up with a plan first.
Roxxy: Fine, I fuck the bimbo scientist, and you fuck the math teacher, let's
go!
Lucy: WHAT!?
Roxxy: What? It's what I did last time!
Lucy: You- when!?
Roxxy: When we raided the bitches desk, I told you already! Things didn't
quite go to plan, but I was able to think quickly so the mission was a success.
Lucy: That- no. No, not doing that plan, nope.
Roxxy: *tch* Fucking prude. Alright how about I start a fire on the far end of
the building and we spring Hunkybuns in the confusion.
Lucy: No arson, veto'd.
Roxxy: Come on, stop being such a kill joy bitch!
Lucy: *sigh* (this is what I get for asking help from a possessed floozy) Look
can't you like throw a lightning bolt or something at these women?
Roxxy: No. Why would you think I can do that? I mean it'd be kickass, but no.
Lucy: *sigh* (right, Succubus, why would they have any cool magic, that's not
related to turning people into sex maniacs?) Alright, in that case we should
just rush in, try to grab Beck, and just run out as fast as we can.
Roxxy: My plan was more fun...

Meanwhile in the Annex...

Mistress S: *spank*!
Beck: *girly voice* YEOWCH!
Mistress S: Don't slack off dearie~
Beck: I'm not mistress!
Doc Candy: *fufufu* Don't be too harsh on him Ms. S! Becky, do you want Doc
Candy to kiss it better?
Beck: I'm like, fine Doc! I'm just like, wondering if it's necessary for me to dust
like ALL the way in the back.
Mistress S: *spank*!
Beck: YEOWCH!
Mistress S: It's not your place to question your superiors little Missie.
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Doc Candy: *giggle* It's all in your best interest Becky. We just want to help
educate you properly~
Beck: Yeah, but like, the heels and the skirt?
Mistress S: *spank*!
Beck: YEOWCH!
Mistress S: I'm starting to think that she likes getting spanked, don't you?
Doc Candy: Becky, it's important for girls to look their cutest, and you look SO
super cute in that outfit! I mean there could be some less black, but-
Mistress S: There's way too much pink for my tastes.
Doc Candy: Compromise S, compromise.
Beck: *pant-pant* Yeah, but like, you know, I kinda don't want to be a girl?
Mistress S: *spank*!
Beck: OW!!! Owie...
Doc Candy: Oh, but Becky, you're so much cuter this way! Even if you have a
little something 'extra', in fact, I think that looks really cute in those panties
anyway! If I could have just gotten you in those blue-striped ones...

The door slammed wide open as Roxxy and Lucy burst in.
Roxxy: Alright you fucking bitches! You better get your fucking claws off of my
fucking boyfriend!
Lucy: Beck! Beck are you in here?
Beck: Like thank god!
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Lucy: There you are Beck- Whoa!

Roxxy: Oh, Hunkybuns what did they do to you?

Beck: Like thank you so much for coming to- uh, I mean *manly voice* like
thanks for finally coming to rescue me.
Lucy: ...
Roxxy: ...
Beck: Not buying it huh?
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Lucy: But, but, but, how? I mean when? I mean, those those! I mean what with the-
and the clothes! And I mean I should be getting used to this, but still! I mean why?
Are people into that? Is this a sex demon thing?

Roxxy: Nah I can dig it.

Lucy: What!?
Roxxy: Beck is rebelling against societies conceptions of gender and
masculinity, it's the most punk rock thing I can think of. Good job Hunkybuns! I
fully support your life choices!
Beck: Like thanks, but not really necessary...
Lucy: Really?
Roxxy: *tch* It's the 21st century, don't be such a bitch! I guess this is why
you stopped being friends.
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Lucy: I, wait, no! Beck? Is this... did you think I would have freaked out? I- I
can be supportive!
Beck: Okay, like appreciated, but please can we talk about this stuff later?
Mistress S: More annoying buzzing bees. They need to be dealt with.
Doc Candy: Oh, I think we can handle them. The little tart is going to be too
busy thinking with her pussy to do anything.
Roxxy: I didn't hear you complaining last time bitch!
Mistress S: I really hope this doesn't take too long. Little Becky here is going
to need a long night of disciplining before she learns her place.
Doc Candy: Not before we give her a proper makeover.
Mistress S: I think not, you've already given her more than enough garish
makeup.
Doc Candy: I haven't even gotten to dye the rest of her hair! Becky you're
going to have SO much more fun as a blonde! *giggle*
Roxxy: Looks like we don't got a choice codename Killjoy! We got a fight on
our hands!
Lucy: Wait! (when did my codename become Killjoy?)
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PREPARE TO FIGHT

Standing on the right end:

-Mistress S- Goals: Instilling discipline into her students. Being worshipped as a
goddess. Amassing a lesbian harem.
-Doc Cherry Candy- Goals: Giving students fun makeovers. Helping students learn
how to be flexible. Getting into an orgy.
Standing on the left end:
-Roxxy- Goals: Enjoying her youth. Challenging authority. Spraypainting a dick on
the side of the school. Being a good girlfriend for Beck.
-Lucy Fox- Goals: Maintaining a 4.0 GPA. Being a part of the popular crowd.
Repairing her friendship with Beck. Meeting an Elf.

FIGHT
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Lucy: HOLD IT!!!

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Lucy: (I hope this works!) Just to be clear, which one of you is taking Beck
back home if we lose?

Doc Candy & Mistress S: Me obviously!

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Mistress S: ...
Doc Candy: ...

Mistress S: Alright, lets clear some things up. I am a goddess fit to be

worshipped. I deserve to be the one to groom Becky.
Doc Candy: Hmm? But you weren't even interested in Becky before I pointed
out some pertinent details that you had missed.
Mistress S: You served your purpose, but now Becky needs my guidance if
she's going to bloom into the beautiful flower she was meant to be.
Doc Candy: And let me guess, walk around in all boring black as a mindless
little slave of yours? Maybe that would be fun for a weekend, but Becky needs
to be shown off. He needs a fun makeover and shopping spree.
Mistress S: Oh please, such vanities! Spare the rod, and spoil the child!
Doc Candy: I fully intend to! Becky would have so much fun with my
cheerleaders! Think about it, shaking his little ass in front of a crowd by day,
and by night get his cock cleaned by the rest of my cheerleaders.
Mistress S: I'd really rather not! I thought we were agreement to bring out
Becky's much more agreeable, feminine qualities.
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Doc Candy: We did. What, are you unable to appreciate the appeal of a cute
little crossdressing boy?
Mistress S: Most assuredly- and here you had me fooled you might have had
a brain behind those inflated mounds of yours.
Doc Candy: And I thought you might have had some taste under that boring
black fashion sense.
Mistress S: My tastes are impeccable you blonde brat! You dare question me?
Maybe once I've finished re-educating you, I may deign to let your fake-ass
lick the bottom of my boots! But only if you start begging properly right now!

Roxxy: Uh, codename Killjoy, shouldn't we be doing something?

Lucy: Give it a second!

Doc Candy: You know what S? You make a really good point. How about this,
we set up a schedule between our time with Becky so we can properly
schedule his education?
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Mistress S: Hmph, so the bleached Bimbo is smart enough to see reason,

color me surprised? But if you want to truly regain my favor, you are going to
need to address me by my full title.
Doc Candy: Right, right, so sorry my Mistress. So, Mistress, would you prefer
we structure things according to a daily or weekly schedule? I mean only so
many hours in the day are there not?

Roxxy: Huh, that watch...

Lucy: You recognize it?
Roxxy: Yeah, it's what we sprung from that bimbo's desk last week. Well, her
coat pocket. Must have grabbed it off of Hunkybuns.
Lucy: (Why does she keep using that name?)
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Mistress S: Hmph, bold of you to assume after your pathetic little tirade that
I'd let you handle one of MY slaves.
Doc Candy: Fair point, what if there was a trade? I'm sure some of my
cheerleaders could use some of your trademark discipline don't you?
Mistress S: *tch* Those bubbly giggly little nymphs? Well, perhaps they could
use some discipline- yes, made to be more structured and *yawn* ordered.
Doc Candy: Perhaps I could even take some tips on what to do with the new
uniforms? I was thinking of having them redesigned.
Mistress S: *yawn* Yes, that does sound like a wonderful idea, chains and
latex, perhaps some blindfolds and *yawn* handcuffs.
Doc Candy: Oh, rather impractical for cheerleading, but you are the Mistress.
Mistress S: Yes I am! *yawn* Oh, why am I getting so sleepy?
Doc Candy: My guess would be that being a goddess meant to be worshipped
by beautiful women is so awfully tiring.
Mistress S: *yawn* Yes, that does sound right...
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Mistress S: Oof...
Doc Candy: There-there 'mistress', lets settle you down nice and gently.
Mistress S: Hmph... so soft...

Doc Candy: And there we go. My what an unpleasant women. Such a

tightass, and here I was hoping for a partner for all sorts of fun games... oh
well, now where were we?

Roxxy: Stay away from my man you bitch!

Doc Candy: OhmigawdAmeliawhatareyoudoing!?!?
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Doc Candy: Owie! Amelia I think this is a bit much don't you?
Roxxy: Nobody messes with my man and gets away with it!
Lucy: Oh. Oh boy. Oh boy that's... kinda extreme.
Beck: Wowie...
Doc Candy: H-Hey careful with my clothes!

Lucy: So uh Beck.
Beck: Oh right... so uh, about this...
Lucy: Did those two corrupted teachers do this to you?
Beck: ... Yes. Yes that's like exactly what happened.
Lucy: I didn't even know that was a thing that you could be into.
Beck: Really? I mean like we've watched some anime together where this sort
of thing occurs.
Lucy: Yeah, but, you know, I just thought that was an anime thing, and not
that you know, people would be IN to that.
Beck: I guess you haven't visited the internet much lately.
Lucy: I mean only for social media these days, so yeah I guess. You seem to
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be handling things well.

Roxxy: Gimme those rocking tits!
Beck: It's been like a long day. I'm just glad the Mistress- I mean like Miss
Saitokawa isn't using that whip on me lately. My ass hurts SOOOO much.
Lucy: You sound like Claire.
Beck: Oh gawd I do, don't I.
Lucy: You know you can drop the manly voice thing, it's just making that
weirder.
Beck: No, it's... *girly voice* fine. Man I think my voice went up several, like
octaves or something.
Lucy: You sound a bit like Harley Quinn.
Beck: Gawd, I do don't I.
Roxxy: OH! OH! RIGHT THERE YOU WHORE!!!
Lucy: Okay Beck, this is going to seem random, but earlier today I found Chaz
stuffed into a locker, and he had turned into a girl. Like full on girl, giant
boobs, I think that's gotta be related to what happened to you.
Beck: Like that fricking thing is still there!?
Lucy: Wait you knew about it?
Beck: Oh, like uh, Fiona like told me about it or something.

Roxxy: Hunkybuns!
Beck: H-hey Roxxy!
Lucy: Where did your shirt go?
Beck: So uh... you don't find the skirt creepy do you?
Roxxy: Naw, I think it's fucking hot man! Babe! Sorry, do you have preferred
pronouns or something?
Beck: I'm working on that.
Roxxy: Rock on! Come here Babe!
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Roxxy boldly grabbed onto Beck's blonde tipped head for an impromptu makeout
session.
Lucy: H-hey!
Roxxy: Back off bitch! I gotta do some lovin' with my man!

Roxxy flipped Beck around and pinned him to the ground, and swiftly mounted him.
Roxxy: God I'm so fucking wet right now Babe! I think putting bitches in their
place is a massive turn on for me!
Beck: Th-that's nice.
Roxxy: Hmm, your tities look so nice on you babe! Hey, think we can go on a
shopping date soon? I bet you'd look fucking hawt in a nice leather jacket!
Lucy: Guys! Guys! I really don't think we should be doing this right now.
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Roxxy went and squickly shucked Beck from his skirt and black panties, and before
Beck could even think the word 'virginity' found his cock engulfed by Roxxy's
demonic tight vagina.
Roxxy: OH FUCK YES BABE! THIS IS THE COCK I WAS WAITING FOR!!!
Beck being the loser nerd that he was, wasn't terribly well equipped to handle this
situation as Roxxy bucked wildly on top of him. It was her show, and Beck was
along for the ride. With most rational thought destroyed from his mind from a day
full of teasing by Doc Candy and Mistress S, he couldn't say he wasn't enjoying the
ride however. The little voice in his head that sounded like Fiona worrying about
demonic herpes as taking shotgun along for the ride.

Lucy however could really only stand there awkwardly, transfixed by the site. She
was a healthy girl with a healthy enough sex drive, but still this world of titillation
she had been thrust into was completely new for the honor-student, and she had no
idea what to do with it. A whole host of complicated emotions was thrust upon her,
much like how Beck was thrusting into Roxxy.
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Lucy: *blush* Guys, guys can we please stop this!

Beck: *girly moan*
Lucy: Beck come on! Stop thinking with your dick already!
Beck: *girly moan*
Lucy: Y-you! Come on get off of him!
Lucy moved over to try to grab Roxxy.
Roxxy: DON'T TOUCH ME BITCH!!!
Lucy: Whoa! I uh...
Roxxy resumed her focus on Beck as she continued to enthusiastically hop on top
of him over and over again.
Lucy: Uh, I'll uh... (what was that?) I'll uh, got get some spare clothes then...

By the time Lucy came back from her locker, she had found Beck and Roxxy lying
on the floor, half-asleep from vigorous fucking. Lucy tried kicking Beck awake, and
helped tried to get him dressed. She handed him a spare hoody she had retrieved
from her locker. It was going to be a very awkward trip back home.
Beck was able to grab his things including his phone and the magic watch, though
he was unable to find the clothes he was wearing this morning, forcing him to
parade around in heels and stockings for a while longer.

Beck: Hey uh, Lucy, like thanks.

Lucy: Yeah, don't mention it.
Beck: ... Things are pretty fucking weird aren't they?
Lucy: You know when you started talking about magic, I was really hoping
that things would be more like Harry Potter. You know, like I could pet a
Unicorn, or ride a Dragon, or meet an Elf.
Beck: Man, like, that stuff hasn't even crossed my mind.
Lucy: It hasn't?
Beck: Yeah, like, I was just trying to focus on stuff, yunno?
Lucy: *sigh* Yeah. (Man what the hell am I supposed to do here. I was hoping
we could keep our drama and this magic stuff seperate, but now Beck's got
freaking boobs. And they're bigger than mine! What am I supposed to do with
this information?)
Beck: So uh, how should we be heading home?
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Roxxy: We could always take my wheels for a spin Babe!

Lucy: Could you PLEASE put a shirt on?
Roxxy: Fuck you bitch, I do what I want. Besides, I want my man- uh, my
Babe to get a good look at the goods!
Lucy: (And then there's this... woman. We're going to have to lift that necklace
off of her and soon! I can't believe Beck is gallavanting with this teacher here!
Or former teacher or whatever.)
Beck: Um, like thanks Roxxy, but uh, I don't mind if you'd put a shirt on either.
Roxxy: Well I couldn't find it anyway!
Lucy: (Still... she seems like she almost actually really likes Beck... ugh this is
too weird. I'm not jealous am I? Beck and I were never interested in each-
other or anything, we were always just friends. I shouldn't care who he
dates... )

In the end the three piled into Roxxy's van to head back home after a long tiring
day. Lucy remained confused, not helped by Roxxy continuing to flirt with Beck
along the way.
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She really wondered how she should react to this whole situation. She still wanted
to mend her friendship with Beck after how she had acted. But with this whole
insane magic scenario going on she didn't know how she should do it. She saw two
ways maybe she could react to things. On the one hand maybe she could try to
bring Beck closer back to normalcy. Maybe even after this was all over, maybe try
to integrate him back into her friend group. On the other hand though, she had
pushed Beck away by being too judgey. This was a whole new weird world of magic
to be explored. Perhaps instead she should focus on just trying to be supportive of
Beck no matter where things went. She had tried things her way before, so maybe
she should just try things Beck's way, as weird as things were turning out.

CH. 17 Be Supportive
Beck had a tough time when he got back home. He didn't want to be seen in his
current state by his family, so he had to find a way to climb up to his bedroom
window. Something he'd done before when he was much smaller and limber. After
that he had to wash all the makeup on his face. Not knowing what to do with his
nails or hair though, he decided to just put on a hoody and some gloves. Again he
hoped that Fiona could work her magic sometime soon, so he only needed
temporary solutions. The hardest part was convincing his family he was fine after
having just forgotton to send them any texts. Thankfully he'd been spending time
after school each day for the past week and a half so it wasn't the most suspicious
thing.

Jayden: ... You okay there Beck?

Beck: Like, super fine.
Jayden: Yeah, you feeling chilly or something?
Beck: Oh like, I think I might be coming down with a cold yeah.
Jayden: Uh-huh. You're not doing any drugs right?
Beck: Like, if I was doing drugs, you'd be like the first person I'd tell.
Jayden: That's not a no Beck.
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Beck: No drugs Jayden. Like, not unless you count like video-games to be
addictive or something like stupid like that.
Jayden: Yeah, well just remember you can count on your big sister if it WAS
drugs.
Beck: Like, I promise that when I next do some drugs I'll ask for like your
opinion and junk.
Jayden: Cool.

When Beck was dropped off by his older sister, he found Lucy waiting by the gate
like she had been yesterday.
Lucy: Hey there... so uh... how are you adjusting to things?
Beck: Things? Oh, well, getting back home was a pain to not like, be seen
and junk. But like I washed off that makeup.
Lucy: Yeah, I notice the blonde highlights. What are the gloves for, your nails?
Beck: Like yeah.
Lucy: You know that nail-polish remover is a thing right?
Beck: Like yeah, but I don't know how to like, use it.
Lucy: *chuckle* Beck, you know there's all kinds of makeup tutorials online,
right?
Beck: Huh... yeah, totally didn't think of that.
Lucy: Hey, you want to sit down?
Beck: Yeah.
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Beck: Hey, I didn't get a chance to mention it to you yet- I like wanted to tell
you yesterday, but yunno...
Lucy: Yeah.
Beck: But I think something went on with Lily.
Lucy: Beck... be specific, what kind of something.
Beck: I think she wants to like, bang my sister.
Lucy: Okay Beck, be serious.
Beck: I am.
Lucy: ... Okay, which sister?
Beck: Ginny obviously. Like, she came over on the weekend, and was like, in
a tube-top and was like trying to get into her bubble, and before she left, she
went and made out with Ginny.
Lucy: What?!
Beck: Yeah.
Lucy: That's... very out of character.
Beck: Which is why I like brought it up. I think something at the school must
have gotten to her.
Lucy: *groans* First my friends, now my family... Beck we gotta stop this.
Lucy: So uh... hey DO you have any preferred pronouns?
Beck: Like I don't know man! I've just been like winging it. I've been like, trying
not to think about, like, things like that too much. Just refer to me like normal,
kay?
Lucy: Okay. By the way, that voice of yours sounds like Shaggy when you are
doing your guy voice.
Beck: Man, I do don't I.
Lucy: You know, if it's just the two of us, you can use your... would it be your
regular voice?
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Beck: Hmm... *girly voice* Fine. My throat does get a bit sore using my guy
voice all day.
Lucy: Good. I mean, not good that you have a girly voice, unless you like that,
in which case you know, I'd be super for it, but even if not you know, I'm
perfectly fine with it. I just meant, like, good that it's not something you have to
worry about when it's just the two of us.
Beck: You wanna like, try that one again?
Lucy: Sorry this is just so weird. I'm just trying to be supportive because I
know this must be super weird for you too.
Beck: Well, like, thanks I guess.

Fiona: So what are you two Numpties up to?

Beck: KYAAAA!!!
Lucy: Whoa! Uh, hello there Ms. Fiona. Uh, do you prefer I'd call you Ms.
Fiona?
Beck: *Manly voice* FIONA STOP DOING THAT!!!
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Beck pulled himself back up on the bench and the two of them tried to relay the
events of yesterday.
Lucy: So we managed to rescue Beck. And um...
Beck: *pleading glance* (PLEASE don't mention what happened with me and
Amelia after Lucy, PLEASE!!!)
Lucy: Well it was quite the hassle afterwards cause we couldn't find Beck's
clothes.
Fiona: Hah, wish I was there to see it, that sounds like a hoot.
Lucy: Yeah, uh, Ms. Fiona, did you not get any of my texts? When Beck went
missing I kept trying to contact you, but I wasn't getting a response, I was
starting to worry one of those sex demons maybe got to you.
Fiona: *ugh* Look here Lassy, if you're calling and I don't pick up, just leave a
fecking message. I have an answering machine you know.
Lucy: An... answering machine?
Fiona: Yeah, I've adapted to the times.
Beck: What, like from the 80's?
Fiona: Probably.
Beck: Do- do you not get texts? Like how old is your phone? How old are you
even?
Fiona: I don't believe in that shite where they push you to buy a new fecking
phone every year. I bought one phone, and it's served all me needs for as
long as I've had it. Really I'd suggest the same for you two Numpties, it's a
fecking scam I tell you.
Lucy: Right... well, no more texting you then. Anyway, one of the things I'd
been trying to tell you about is that I found a student trapped in a locker, they
were a guy when they went in, but when I let them out they'd been turned into
a girl! I think it must be connected to the whole sex demons thing!
Beck: Like that's still fucking there!!!
Lucy: Huh? Beck did you know about that already?
Beck: Well like, I uh- Fiona!
Fiona: What? It's fecking heavy. I didn't see you volunteering to move it
Numpty.
Beck: Yeah, but like, why would you leave it in there! Isn't it like yours?
Fiona: Eh, I was waiting to see if maybe the thief might have moved it after I
noticed it.
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Lucy: Beck, when did you find out about it?

Fiona: Monday last week. How did you think he got his titties?

Beck: FIONA!!! Like not cool!

Fiona: What? Numpty you asked me not to tell the Lassy about your
girlification and I didn't. She found out, what's the difference in her finding out
how?
Lucy: Wait, Beck, is she right? You've been... like that for a whole week?
Beck: *sigh* *Girly voice* Yeah...
Lucy: How come you didn't say anything!
Beck: ... You didn't ask?
Lucy: Beck!
Beck: It's like super embarrassing! Come on, like, when would you have
wanted me to even bring it up?
Lucy: I don't know, but I mean, come on.
Fiona: *giggle* Boy them bimbo's did a number on ya Numpty. Don't worry,
should all be fixed so long if you do your job. Though, maybe leave the big
words to the Lassy.
Beck: Not helping Fiona!
After sorting out some details and going over their plan, Fiona hurried off to do
whatever magical errand she was doing, not in a hurry to explain to the two what
exactly that was.
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Leaving Beck and Lucy to start their day.

Lucy: So uh.. Beck, sorry for snapping at you there.
Beck: Nah. It's like super weird, so I get it.
Lucy: I just don't want you thinking I'm really mad at you or anything.
Beck: It's like fine.
Lucy: I just have one question.
Beck: Yeah, I don't know what I'm going to do for my classes either. I'm going
to try texting you like every fifteen minutes to make sure I don't get, like
kidnapped again.
Lucy: Oh. That's much more important than what I was thinking about.
Beck: Oh? Like, what was it?
Lucy: Uh, um, well... it's just... I noticed when you were... with... that Roxxy
chick... well that you're... "thing" was there.
Beck: *awkwardly* Ah.
Lucy: Yeah, and it's just Chaz said his was gone.
Beck: Wait Chaz was like the guy shoved in the sex-change locker? That's
right! I remember, that was Roxxy!
Lucy: Really?
Beck: Yeah, I just like, didn't think that was the same locker! Justice man!
Man, now I'm kinda like glad Fiona didn't move that thing.
Lucy: Alright Beck, Chaz an idiot that's a little mean.
Beck: Like, not if you know what I know. So uh... his "thing" was gone?
Lucy: Well, not like I saw it, but Chaz said so when he was checking himself
out.
Beck: Like Justice man.
Lucy: Yeah, I was just curious as to why, well, you still had yours.
Beck: Man, like I don't know anything about magic. When did you find Chaz,
later in the day?
Lucy: I did, yeah.
Beck: Like, my guess would be Fiona found me only after a few hours. Chaz
must have been like stuck there for a whole day. I don't know we'd have to
ask Fiona. Let's NOT ask Fiona about this!
Lucy: Oh, okay sure. I was just.. curious is all.
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The bell rung and the two of them had to split. On his way to class, Beck noticed
some texts on his phone. He didn't recognize the number, but he realized from the
texts that it was from Roxxy. She must have gotten his number off of the student
database.
>Hey Babe! It's Roxxy! Just wanted to say last night was like the best sex
evaaaa!!!
>Anyway, don't worry about those bitches no more, kay?
>I went and had a nice long chat to them about what I'd do to their fucking
faces if they ever touch my BF again.
>Ring me up for whenever you wanna fuck, kay?
>Maybe we can even go shopping for clothes? I could try on some slutty
underwear for you...
>Or maybe you could try some on for me...
Beck: (That's right... I'm no longer a virgin...)
Beck: (I mean, I'd gotten a little something-something prior, but yeah, that
was... well... amazing... pretty much everything it was cracked up to be...
though the question is begged if that was normal sex, or like super freaky
magic succubus sex...)
Beck: (I'd been trying not to think about it... cause of account of all the
demonic herpes stuff...)
Beck: (Well, I suppose this means I'll be fine going to class today... I'll try
texting Roxxy to get her to bail me out if something happens...)
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Beck entered math class hoping he could just lay back and sink into the
background. His mind was certainly too much of a mess to concentrate on anything.

Beck: Hana! Your like hair is... blue.

Hana: I got a bone to pick with you buster-brown!
Beck: Is there ike a reason you aren't wearing a shirt?
Hana: Don't try to change the subject. You promised me titties!
Beck: I did? Oh, that's right, I super did.
Hana: Yeah, you broke up my time with the Mistress and I expect you to pay
me up!
Beck: (Yeah, bet you would have loved being forced to parade around in a
skimpy outfit having your ass spanked constantly...)
+1 Arousal
Hana: Beck!
Beck: Oh, sorry. Like super distracted.
Hana: So you going to keep your end of the bargain? I couldn't find you all
day yesterday.
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Beck: Sorry Hana, I like... well I felt like sick and some things happened. I
promise to make it up to you.
Hana: Well you could start by giving me that titty time you promised.
Beck: Right, right... well, like, how about we do this during lunch? You and I
find Penny, and you can... do your thing.
Hana: Good. So uh, still feeling under the weather?
Beck: Huh? Oh, well, kinda.
Hana: Right. Well, you wanna talk about it let me know, okay?

MEANWHILE

Lucy sat down with her friends for lunch. She'd been using the last week's lunch
period to study for exams, so this was the first time she'd gotten to sit down with her
friends for a while. Claire as was typical had advised she not worry about it too
hard, but Claire had insisted on trying to ace the exams.
Seeing how wildly her friends had changed, Lucy had to agree that she probably
should have focused more on socialization. If she had, maybe she would have
noticed the changes in her friends sooner.
Eveline: I'm so glad we're all hanging out again!
Claire: *teehee* Totally!
Eveline: Hey I have a great idea, let's go spray-paint some walls after school!
Claire: Huh? Really?
Eveline: It's so fun! You guys should try it! I went and made a bunny-rabbit!
Hey Penny, do you think that sounds like fun?
Penny: Maybe...
Claire: Like, something gotcha down Penny?
Penny: Basketball is just tiring...
Eveline: We should do something to cheer you up! Oooh, I know, how about
we go swimsuit shopping.
Claire: Oh I'm totally in!
Eveline: Yeah, that sounds super fun! Lots of sexy girls, showing their bodies
to each-other...
Lucy: What is my life?
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Beck: Hey girls.

Eveline: Beck! Great to see you!
Beck: Wow Eveline, you're hair!
Penny: Sir!
Beck: Wow Penny you're hair! And other things!
Claire: Ooh, I love what you did with your hair!
Beck: Claire, you're... personality!
Claire: *teehee*
Lucy: Hey Beck, did something come up?
Beck: Kinda.
Hana: I'm here for my titty time!
Lucy: Oh... of course...
Beck: We like, kinda did promise.
Lucy: *world-weary-sigh*
Beck: Heya, Penny, could you come with us into the hallway for a bit?
Penny: Of course! Anything sir!
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Beck: Like wow Penny, your muscles!

Hana: *creepy breathing*
Penny: I know, I'm sorry sir.
Beck: Sorry? Like why?
Penny: They make me all hard and bulky sir. I'm more of a fridge than a girl.
Beck: Girl, forget that nonsense. I like think muscles can be attractive on a
girl. You're like still the hottest girl in school.
Penny: *blushes profusely* Th-Thank you sir.
Lucy: I can't believe we're really doing this.
Beck: Like alright Hana, I got the timer ready, and go.

Hana: Come to mama! *gropes* *gropes* *gropes*

Penny: Ah!
Lucy: God I really hope Fiona is right about all this resetting.
Beck: Yeah, she's a right personality, but she hasn't given me a reason to
believe she doesn't know what she's doing.
Lucy: Hey how did it go with those psycho teachers?
Penny: *moan* Beck: Surprisingly well. I got like a couple glares but they
treated class like normal. Well, I say normal, I mean like they didn't try to stick
me in a tutu or junk.
Lucy: Well good news.
Beck: Yeah, Amelia, I mean Roxxy texted me saying she like sorted things
out.
Lucy: Ah right.
Beck: Yeah... I think like, maybe I've gotten too closer to her.
Lucy: Well I mean, you know. Not trying to judge even though she's a teacher
and all. And a sex demon.
Beck: Yeah, that's like what I meant.
Lucy: I just mean, she seems like she actually likes you.
Beck: Well, like, I try not to think about it too much. Like you said, Fiona
should like rest stuff.
Beck: Hana, time!
Hana: God these gorgeous booba!
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Beck: *girly voice* Alright Lucy, we can finally get to focus on the like mission.
Lucy: Yeah. Though not like I haven't gotten experience now.
Beck: You had a lead you were investigating right?
Lucy: Yeah, I think something is up with Mrs. Kapoor.
Beck: The VP?
Lucy: Yeah, my mom was talking about her, and she just kept bringing up
weird conversations. Or rather Mrs. Kapoor was bringing up weird
conversations to her and Mom was telling me. I'd been tailing her before you
talked to me, and I noticed she'd been talking to each of the transformed
teachers.
Beck: Well, she is the VP, like it could have been school related?
Lucy: There's also the fact she was dressed up like a schoolgirl. In a skirt.
She NEVER wears skirts.
Beck: Like, alright, it sounds like as good a lead as any. Where do you want to
start?
Lucy: I was thinking the teachers lounge. I managed to snag keys off my
mom.
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Lucy: Alright in!

Beck: What do you think we'll like find in here?
Lucy: Well, I was thinking, these Necklaces were stolen from Fiona right?
Beck: Right.
Lucy: And there's other artifacts like that locker in the school, right?
Beck: Right.
Lucy: So what happened here wasn't an accident. So I figure that these sex-
demons must have a ringleader. Somebody who took those artifacts and hid
them around school.
Beck: Yeah, but like, the VP is such a hardass.
Lucy: Look it's the best theory I've got.

Lucy: You keep a lookout while I go through the records here.

Beck: Like, what do expect to find?
Lucy: I don't know, some secret diary? A gold bracelet that summons the
wrath of the Scorpion King?
Beck: Underrated Movie that. The President managed to do a lot with very
little.
Lucy: Yeah, well maybe he'd have had an easier primary if they had eased up
on the CGI.
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Just then the two students heard someone opening the door. The two ducked
behind the desks.
????: Would you just listen to me for five minutes!
????: I've been listening to you for what sounds like hours, and you've had
nothing to say!

Beck peaked over and saw Ms. White, and what seemed to be Mrs. Kapoor
arguing. Ms. White seemed normal, but Mrs. Kapoor seemed to be wearing a garish
zebra-print jacket.
Ms. White: You are messing with powerful forces you do not understand!
Mrs. Kapoor: What I understand is that you're jealous.
Ms. White: Oh please that is not what this is about.
Mrs. Kapoor: You are intimidated because you're no longer the center of
attention for all those horny little students.
Ms. White: Intimidated? By you? That's very funny.
Mrs. Kapoor: I'm afraid if you are unable to adjust then we'll no longer need
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your services.
Ms. White: What, you're threatening to fire me over this?

Mrs. Kapoor: If that's how you'd like to interpret my words.

Ms. White: You know I suppose now might be as good a time as any that I've
always detested your company.
Mrs. Kapoor: The feeling is mutual you overinflated ho.
Ms. White: Oh, now we're getting personal I see.
Mrs. Kapoor: I'll see you later, when you feel like cursing my ears with your
incessant and pointless droning again.

Ms. White: *angry scream* Ooh that wicked witch! God I just want to strangle
her. *ugh*
With that Ms. White stormed out of the office, leaving Beck and Lucy alone.
Lucy: See Beck! I told you something was up with Mrs. Kapoor!
Beck: She was talking with Ms. White. I thought she was absent today, she
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wasn't there for my history class.

Lucy: Come on Beck, we need to tail her!

The two carefully but quickly came out of the office sneaking and snooping after the
Vice Principal as she headed down the halls.
Lucy: Alright, look like she's headed to Mom's office.

Beck: Do you think maybe she's affected your mom?

Lucy: I think I would have noticed something like that.
Beck: I'm just saying, like, we know the Succubi are affecting people. Mrs.
Kapoor is going to work a lot with your mom.
Lucy: Like I said, I think I would have noticed something.
Beck: Fiona told me it starts subtle.
Lucy: Damn. Well in that case it makes it even more important we take her
necklace.
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Lucy: Look she's left!

Beck: Like, alright Lucy, it's like you're lead.
Lucy: Look, let's go search Mom's office. If she is planting artifacts, then that'd
be where I'd start.

Lucy: Alright Beck, anything in there that I should be aware of before we go

in? There going to be a bunch of pixies having an orgy or something?
Beck: Idunno man. You're basically as caught up as I am.
Lucy: Alright, let's go in.
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The two entered the Principals office and found it still occupied.
Lucy: Mom?
Principal Fox: Oh hey Honey!
Lucy: What are you doing?
Principal Fox: Sorry, I just dropped a pen, I'll be with you in a second.

Beck: *manly voice* Hey Mrs. Fox.

Principal Fox: Oh Beck! Nice to hear from you! Are you and Lucy hanging out
again?
Beck: Sorta.
Lucy: Hey, we just saw Mrs. Kapoor in here, did she talk to you about
anything?
Principal Fox: Oh Priya was just complaining some more. Idle gossip. We
were actually going to wrap up work and go on a shopping trip. I've been
giving her some fashion tips!
Lucy: *ugh* Really Mom? With your sense of fashion?
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Principal Fox: Hey now, don't knock it. Priya and I have gotten quite a few
male admirers recently. Ah, got it!

Principal Fox: Beck, be honest with me, is my fashion sense as bad as Lucy
makes it out to be?
Beck: Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-
+1 Arousal
Beck was floored by the reveal that Principal Fox was standing half-naked in front
of him. She was clearly wearing the last of the cursed necklaces. He didn't know
how to react.

CH. 18 Stare Blankly

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Beck: -ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-
Lucy: MOM!!! WHAT ARE YOU WEARING!!!
Principal Fox: Oh please don't overreact sweetie, besides, I was asking for
Beck's opinion.
Beck: -ba-ba-ba-ba-
Lucy: Mom you are practically naked! Tell me you haven't been walking
around like that!
Principal Fox: I know sweetie, the point is to show off. Lucy: EW!

Beck: -ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-
Lucy: Beck snap out of it already you gotta tell me what's going on with Mom!
Principal Fox: Lucy you can calm down, Beck tell me, do you really think my
outfit is as bad as Lucy says?
Beck: -ba-ba... that's a lot of cleavage....
Principal Fox: *tehhee* I'll take that as a vote of approval!
Lucy: BECK!!!
Principal Fox: Oh come on sweetie, let Beck have some fun, not his fault he's
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got a weakness for fine older women.

Lucy: MOM! SERIOUSLY!
+1 Arousal
Lucy: Beck stop perving out on my Mom! She's almost fifty for Suzumiya
sake!

Beck: *shakes himself awake* Okay Lucy, like weren't you just telling me
literally five minutes ago that you 'would have noticed if something had
changed'?
Lucy: That- She wears a bathrobe at home okay! It must have covered those
stupid curves of hers!
Principal Fox: That and you can only have your daughter insult your fashion
sense so many times before you stop asking.
Beck: Uh-huh. You know Lucy, the way my week has been, like, going I
haven't totally ruled out the possibility that this could be some elaborate trap
on your part.
Lucy: I've been studying exams okay! Like a good student? I've been locked
up in my room most days!
Principal Fox: She's right sweetie, poor girl barely has any time to spend with
her old mother to notice all the magical changes.
Lucy: Yeah! Wait, what was that last part?
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Beck: You've been noticing the changes?

Principal Fox: Oh yes, are you two up to speed? The past week or so all sorts
of strange goings ons have been happening. Me and Priya have been
scouring the school to track them all down. Did the two of you notice too?
Both of you are quite smart cookies, I shouldn't be surprised.
Lucy: Wait, since when?
Principal Fox: Oh, over the weekend I think? It's a bit hazy, we're still trying to
figure somethings out.
Lucy: How come you never said anything!
Principal Fox: Not like I was trying to keep it a secret or anything, but you've
has been so focused on her studies or friends, I never got the chance to bring
it up to you. Honestly I was wondering when you'd notice you're new and
improved Mom. Your reaction was priceless sweetie!
Lucy: New and improved?

Principal Fox: You know- the sexy changes? My big ole bouncy boobies?
Lucy: EW MOM!!! PLEASE DO NOT SAY THAT!!!
Principal Fox: My enticing tata's? My jiggling jugs? My fantastic funbags?
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LUCY: MOM!!!
Principal Fox: I feel thirty years younger, and I've never been in better shape!
And all the male admirers are very welcome!
Lucy: MOM!
Beck: Back to the magic, you said you've been trying to track stuff down?
What stuff?
Principal Fox: Oh lots of things, we've really only just started, if Priya was
here she could tell you more.

Mrs. Kapoor: You called for me Principal Foxxxy?

Lucy: Mrs. Kapoor your clothes!
Beck: Your... what Lucy said!
Principal Fox: Priya! We were just talking about you. Come over here, tell me
what you found.
Mrs. Kapoor: Of course Principal Foxxxy!

Mrs. Kapoor: I found a pair of delinquents playing with this watch. I think it can
be used to put people into a trance-like state. They were drawing on the faces
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of two other sleeping students. I dealt with them appropriately.

Lucy: Beck thats...
Beck: Yeah, I see...
Principal Fox: Anything else Priya?
Mrs. Kapoor: The girl from the Chess Club has grown rabbit ears and a tail. I
tried to catch her, but she's gotten quite fast too. Two students have turned
completely green and have seemingly resorted to truancy. Also Mr. Chazton
seems to have been turned into a woman, and was running down the hallway
without a shirt, yelling obscenities and anarchistic sentiments.
Principal Fox: Oh, what will that boy get up to next... thank you Priya.
Mrs. Kapoor: Oh of course Principal Foxxxy.
Lucy: Okay Mom, what is that Mrs. Kapoor is calling you?
Principal Fox: Oh, it's a cute nickname Priya came up for me. Do you like it? I
think it makes me sound younger and sassier.
Lucy: I hate it.

Suddenly Mrs. Fox shucked off her gaudy purple jacket.

Principal Foxxxy: In that case I'm using it!
Lucy: MOM!
Mrs. Kapoor: I'm honored madam!
Lucy: Mom could you stop taking off layers you're going to be naked very
soon!
Beck: (Damn Mrs. Fox is stacked!)
Lucy: Come on Lucy I'm just having some fun! Can you blame me after getting
such a sexy body?
Mrs. Kapoor: I think it's your right to show your body off as much as you want
Principal Foxxxy!
Principal Foxxxy: Thank you Priya.
Lucy: Okay Mom, we need to talk, you're under the influence of a cursed
amulet!
Principal Foxxxy: Cursed you say?
Lucy: Yes, by a sex-demon, and it's clearly warping and changing you and
you've got to take it off!
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Principal Foxxxy: Well that explains all the horny I've been feeling!
Lucy: Mom can you please not!
Principal Foxxxy: Oh come on Lucy, I'm a woman with needs! Hey Beck, be
honest with me, you want to motorboat my titanic titties right?
Lucy: MOM!!!
Beck: (dontsayyesdontsayyesdontsayes)
Principal Foxxxy: Come on Lucy, don't be such a wet blanket!
Lucy: Mom you are a married woman! What about Dad!?

Principal Foxxxy: Oh. Oh sweetie. Well I suppose you had to find out
eventually, but it's time I told you. Your father is gay.
Lucy: Wait what?
Beck: Wait, what?
Principal Foxxxy: Yes. We've basically had an open marriage since Lily was
born.
Lucy: That... wait what?
Principal Foxxxy: Not really like it was a decision on my part. All those
business trips your father takes are basically excuses for him to go to gay
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orgies.
Lucy: That, that, w-w-why didn't you just get a divorce?
Principal Foxxxy: Well it's not like I haven't brought up the idea to him before,
but you have to understand Lucy, your father is deeply closeted. He doesn't
even consider himself gay. Your grandparents are very religious, so he
refuses to accept that part of his personality. He thinks so long as he has the
suburban white-picket fence home and family that he's got the ideal life, and it
excuses anything he does on his business trips. Honestly I think it's why he
got along so well with Beck's father.
Lucy: That's... that's... that's something I'm going to have to unpack during
therapy years later, but for now Mom, you gotta take off that necklace.

Principal Foxxxy: Oh, do I?

Beck: Lucy, she's-
Lucy: Please Mom, you have gotta listen to me, that piece of cursed jewelry is
messing with you!
Principal Foxxxy: Go on~
Beck: Lucy, I think we should-
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Beck: Zuh?
Beck awoke sleepy and confused in his own bed. After checking to make sure he
had all his vitals, he got out of bed. He felt no worse for wear. And he saw that
nobody had stolen his magic watch this time.

Heading out of bed he found his Mom in the living room.

Mrs. Hancock: Beck, you woke up.
Beck: Uh, hey Mom.
Mrs. Hancock: You look out of it.
Beck: Yeah, sorta.
Mrs. Hancock: Avery dropped you off probably an hour or so. Why didn't you
tell me you were staying late at school with Lucy?
Beck: Oh, uh-
Mrs. Hancock: Is it cause you didn't want me to worry about you? Beck you
don't have to worry how I'm doing, you just focus on having fun okay?
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Beck: Oh, well sure okay.

Mrs. Hancock: I don't want you studying so hard you crash at school, you're a
smart kid, I'm sure you'll do fine in the exams.
Beck: Like, sorry to make you worry Mom.
Mrs. Hancock: Like I said, don't worry about me. So hey, do you think you and
Lucy might start playing videogames together again?
Beck: We'll like see Mom. Sorry, I need to get some fresh air.

Beck stepped out onto the deck and called Lucy to make sure she was okay.
Thankfully she picked up very quickly.
Lucy: Beck, are you okay?
Beck: *girly voice* Yeah, I'm like okay, didn't seem like anything happened.
Lucy: Good, good... I'm fine too.
Beck: Like, I tried to warn you about the watch.
Lucy: Yeah, well I wasn't expecting my own mother to whammy me like that.
Beck: Whammy?
Lucy: Do you have a lexicon for all this magic stuff?
Beck: Fine, continue.
Lucy: Well I'm back at home, where are you?
Beck: Same.
Lucy: Right. Well, after THAT display, I think I'll call up one of the girls see if I
can spend a night at their place. I don't want to take any chances. GOD I can't
believe I didn't notice anything.
Beck: Right, well doesn't seem like your Mom wants to give up that necklace
willingly, so we need to come up with a plan to snatch it from her.
Lucy: *ugh* I have a headache. Look, you try to figure things out, and we'll
talk them out in the morning.
Beck: Fine.
Having made sure Lucy was fine, Beck stopped to consider what to do next. Given
how lucid Mrs. Fox seemed, Beck figured their time was starting to run out. Team
Beck needed to get the last of the cursed necklaces quickly. He only had two
targets left, Roxxy and Mrs. Fox. Mrs. Fox seemed like she might be a unique
threat as the Principal of the School, and trying to hunt down the magical artifacts
around the school. However he'd also left Roxxy alone for a while now, and he was
wondering if he had been pushing his luck by doing that.
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CH. 19 Take out Roxxy

Beck decided he should finally deal with Dr. Carmicheal, or Roxxy as she'd been
calling herself. Beck had been playing fire he figured. Plus the way that Mrs. Fox
was hunting magic artifacts he should probably only deal with her until after every
other loose end had been dealt with.

Jayden let off her younger siblings by the school gate like she always did, but she
got out as she saw Lucy.
Beck: Whoa, Lucy.
Lucy: *sigh* Too much?
Beck: More like not enough.
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Lucy: I know.
Jayden: Well, well, well. Hello there Lucy.
Lucy: Hey Jayden.
Jayden: I see you're finally willing to talk with my little brother again.
Beck: Okay Jayden, lets simmer down.
Ginny: *harsh whisper* Cool it Jayden! Don't screw this up.
Jayden: *hmph* Just know that I'm keeping my eye on you.

Ginny walked ahead to let Lucy and Beck talk. She was desperate to find out how
they were getting along, but didn't want to risk throwing a spanner into the works.
Lucy: Wow, Jayden seems really hostile.
Beck: *girly voice* Yeah. Well... you know she's dealing with, like, the divorce
in her own way.
Lucy: Yeah I'm guessing she also blames me for not hanging out with you
anymore.
Beck: Like, more important than that, you're clothes!
Lucy: I know. That bad huh?
Beck: Not as bad as what I saw Lily, like, wearing I think. You still seem lucid,
what's up?
Lucy: *ugh* It's the weirdest thing. I ended up spending the night at Evelines, I
figured she seems the most normal of my friends. That's why you're seeing a
lot of black.
Beck: I'm not seeing a lot of anything.
Lucy: Let me finish the story. Anyway, I go to bed, I figure I'm normal, I wake
up, and it's like I can't stop myself from picking the skimpiest stuff I could find.
The other weird thing is I can't really find myself to care. I'm not one for
showing all that much skin.
Beck: You know it wolda been totally rude to ask, but I always wondered if
you ever got over like those body issues.
Lucy: Please let's not even get into that.
Beck: Gotcha.
Lucy: Anyway, I figured I'd be freaking out at this point, but honestly I just feel
completely normal, which is all the weirder by the fact that I KNOW I wouldn't
be wearing this normally.
Beck: Fiona told me that the people with the necklaces like exude corruption,
and there's like a ton of it at their homes. That stuff shoulda like affected you
and junk.
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Lucy: *sigh* Maybe Mom whammied me more than I thought. On the other
hand looking back, the past week I thought I should try looking a little more
hip. Claire had been trying to help out my fashion sense for a while, but
maybe Mom was influencing me for a bit. I mean, I thought I was daring for
showing a bit of tummy, but now look at me.
Beck: Totally.

Lucy: Anyway my new tastes in fashion aside, what's our next target.
Beck: I figured we should like put your mom off until later. She seems like way
more in control of things, so we shouldn't have loose ends. Instead we should,
like, go after Roxxy.
Lucy: Right her. She was your advisor wasn't she?
Beck: Yep.
Lucy: You uh... sure you can control yourself around her?
Beck: Okay, what are you trying to imply?
Lucy: Look Beck, I'm just pointing out that the last time you were together
you...
Beck: Boned?
Lucy: Yeah, and she's supposed to be a sex-demon. I mean you can see
where my concern is, right?
Beck: Well, like, that's why you and Penny will be acting as my backup.
Lucy: Fine. Meet back here after classes?
Beck: Totes.
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Much as it stinged Beck he had to admit Lucy had a point. He couldn't exactly deny
he'd been immune to the charms of his corrupted teachers at this point. He was
going to have to be very careful about how he handled things.
He got a bad feeling as he entered the locker room to get his books for the day. He
had some pretty bad luck here the past few weeks, and was really hoping he didn't
bump into some horrible creature that wished him harm as he turned the corner.

Beck: *manly voice* Oh, hi Penny.

Penny: Sir!
Beck was pleasantly surprised to find Penny standing by his locker.
Beck: Hey, I was, like, hoping to talk to you later during gym, whatcha doing
here?
Penny: Oh, well, I just wanted to say hi Sir. I didn't think I would have a
chance during Gym, coach has been really intense lately about my training.
Beck: Yeah, yikes.
Penny: ...
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Beck: Did you want to talk about anything specific?

Penny: Oh, I just wanted to see if there was anything you needed me to do
Sir. If that's okay with you.
Beck: Actually yeah, you see I like need your help-

Beck: *girly oof*

The Chazlina: Eyo, it's ya gurl commin' back again to da locker room! Hype!
Penny: Oh Sir! Are you alright?
Beck: Fine! Fine!

The Chazlina: Welcome back fambalino's! We're back in the hauntidity locker
room, where ya gurl got her mysterioso super powers and rockadinski tits! In
ya gurl's newest episode of Spectre Seekers the Chazlina is going to do some
more of the investigatin!
Beck: Chaz? That you? (Okay, so least I got to see Chaz after his turn in the
sex-change locker)
The Chazlina: Oi, nerd, move your arm, gotta get the tits of the freaky-deaky
tall girl in the thumbnail!
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The Chazlina: Not like her heffers really compare to the Chazlina's rocking
tits!
Beck: (God why are his boobs bigger than mine? Don't get jealous, don't get
jealous, this is super-weird don't be jealous) Okay well, Chaz-
The Chazlina: It's the Chazlina douchewad.
Beck: Really? Wouldn't the feminine version of Chaz be Chazzette?
The Chazlina: Hah, maybe for you loser!
Beck: Huh?
The Chazlina: Huh, the Chazlina just had a thought, the Chazlina would sound
a lot better if the Chazlina aws the Chazzette! Rebrando time!
Beck: Okay...

The Chazzette: Now you must be wondering, how did the Chazzette get such
a rockin' sexy bod of the lady variety?
Beck: *dryly* Uh-huh.
The Chazzette: The universe has many mysterioso's that have questions
nobody can answerino, like why did the civil-war happen, how do magnets
work, or why people don't like dubstep.
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Beck: *dryly* Uh-huh.

The Chazzette: Well, it all started in an unfathamathobly long time ago-
tuesday. When my mega-sexy girlfriend went and stuffed me into a locker, it
must have unlocked my latent hidden superpowers, like the X-Mans!
Beck: *dryly* Uh-huh.
The Chazzette: And since you were there in my origino story, that means that
you must be arch-enemy like the Joker!
Beck: You're mixing super-hero IP's there Chaz.
The Chazzette: Which means you and I must do the fighting and the dueling
and the monologuing, and getting of the babe's! *turns to Penny* Hey there
freaky-tall-muscle chick. The Chazzette is recently single, and I gots room in
my bed for such a lady of unusual size.
Penny: Sir, is this girl bothering you?
Beck: ... You know what Penny, Chaz is bothering me. It'd be like super
awesome if you were to help me deal with him, er, her.

Penny: Understood sir!

The Chazette: Ah! This is a sudden and unforeseen betrayal yo!
Beck: Wow, very nice Penny!
Penny: Thank you sir! Now how should I dispose of this human garbage?
Beck: Well sticking 'em into a locker has become a favorite past-time of mine.
The Chazzette: Ah come on bro, at least record it and post it to the youtubes
to up my profile yo!
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Penny: There. Would you like to do the honors sir?

Beck: Nah, like you can go ahead.
The Chazzette: Why you gotta do a bro in like this bro?
Beck: Hey, like, don't take it up with me, take it up with the lady.
Penny: Yo Mrs. like-super-tall-chick, is this all over how my tits are more
rockin' than yours? Cause I'm super-dee-duper sure we can move past this!
Love finds a way yo!

*SLAM*
The Chazzette: Oh come on yo!
Beck: Like, very well done Penny. I think this is like the start of a beautiful
friendship.
Penny: Th-thank you very much Sir. Now, *ahem* before that vulgar girl
interrupted us you wanted to tell me something...
Beck: Oh right, well, like, I'm going to need a favor from you again. After
classes can you meet me and Lucy by the corner of the school?
Penny: Anything sir.
Beck: Cool. You aren't worried about getting into trouble with the Coach, or
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Captain, or whatever?
Penny: No sir. I'll handle her if I need to.
Beck: Well... that's ominous. Uh, see you after classes. Hopefully that's not a
magic locker we stuffed Chaz into, but if it is, at least it's his problem.

Between classes during lunch, Beck went and texted Lucy he'd gotten Penny on
board for their plan. He also took the opportunity to text Roxxy to try to nail her
down this afternoon to grab her necklace.

>Hey Babe, txt me back soon!

Hey Roxxy, it's me Beck. Just wanted to get back in touch with you sorry.<
I was hoping we could meet up sometime this afternoon.<
To Beck's surprised she texted back immediately.
>Glad to hear from u babe!!!
>I'm all bored in this stupid office
>Thinking I should quit soon
>So fucking boring
That's a shame. You were definitely my favorite advisor.<
>I'm so happy to hear that!!!
>U just feel so underappreciated in this school system
>All work + no play
>Speaking of, been soooooo horny since we last fucked, I need that cock of
urs in me
Yeah, I had a lot of fun too last time. But I was also hoping we could talk?<
>What about?
>This about your bitch girlfriend?
>I bet she doesn't fuck anywhere near as good as I do!
Um, well we can talk about that too if you want.<
But, I just really want to see you after classes, somewhere nearby.<
Maybe the bushes by the back of the school?.<
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>Bitchin!!!
>Ya sure I can totally meet u there
>U down to fuck outside? So kinky!
>Hey maybe later we can go on a date! I can get us into rated R movies with
my ID!
>Hey, here's something to tide u over babe!

>Luv u!
+1 Arousal
Beck went and hid his phone under the table, hoping nobody saw the nude Roxxy
had sent. He sighed, he felt actually pretty bad for luring Roxxy out under false
pretenses. Dr. Carmicheal had always tried really hard to be empathetic to him, and
even as magically corrupted as she was, she still seemed to not be all that bad a
girl. She was trying to be a bad-girl that was certain, but even Dr. Cairney while
maintaining a sugary sweet exterior had become quite ruthless, something he
wasn't seeing with Roxxy.
Plus she'd been quite helpful to him up until this point. She'd changed a lot in terms
of behavior, but hadn't yet done anything to hurt Beck. Even when she was 'dating'
Chaz, she had immediately leapt to his defense.
Beck spend the rest of the day pondering whether or not he could try reasoning or
being upfront with her.

Later by the time classes had finished, Lucy and Penny had already met up waiting
for Beck.
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Lucy: So... Penny...

Penny: Yes?
Lucy: You really haven't noticed anything different.
Penny: I've been trying to keep my eye out since Sir asked.
Lucy: Yeah, sidebar that, you don't think it's weird that I'm prancing around in
short-shorts.
Penny: I think it looks good on you.
Lucy: Yeah, but you don't think it's weird.
Penny: No, should I?
Lucy: Don't you think it's a very big break from how I usually dress?
Penny: Not that much. It's not like you're dressed up like a clown or cowboy.
Lucy: Okay, but what about you? You've bulked up a lot.
Penny: I know, I hate how it makes me stand out.
Lucy: Yeah, but I mean, why did it happen just over one week? I mean don't
you find that strange?
Penny: I lead a pretty active lifestyle with the Basketball team. It's not too
strange I have some muscles.
Lucy: Yeah, but that much? Okay, different point- that gym coach of yours.
She's doubled in height!
Penny: I'm not really sure what you mean Lucy.
Lucy: Wasn't she super short just a few weeks ago? Like less than five-foot.
Penny: No, I don't think so. I mean, I think I would have noticed if something
like that happened.
Lucy: Oh this is so weird. Sidebar: Beck, really doesn't make you call him sir?
Penny: No.
Lucy: Then why do you do it?
Penny: I don't know... it kind of reflexive. It uh... it feels nice to say.
Lucy: Okay, but why Beck? I mean I like Beck, but uh, you and Beck is not a
couple I saw.
Penny: He's kinda charming and assertive... I don't know.
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Beck: Hey ladies.

Penny: Sir!
Beck: Hey Penny.
Lucy: Hey Beck, we ready to rock?
Beck: Rock?
Lucy: Whatever, mission is a go?
Beck: Well lets figure some things out okay?

Beck: I was thinking: I think we can like, talk Roxxy down.

Lucy: Beck, I'm going to need you to be honest with me. And I'm going to be
very blunt. Are you thinking with your dick?
Beck: No. I'm mostly sure I'm not.
Lucy: Beck...
Beck: Look, she's helped me out a lot the last, like, couple of weeks. The
other teachers have gotten very aggressive, but like, Roxxy has helped bail
me out more than a few times. I think if maybe we approach her the right way,
I don't know, like maybe I can convince her to just give me the necklace.
Lucy: That's a whole lot to pin on a maybe.
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Beck: Well, like, that's why I'll have you and Penny as backup in case
something goes wrong. Right Penny?
Penny: Anything for you sir.
Lucy: Look, I don't like it. I say we just conk her over the head and be done
with it.
Beck: Well it just doesn't sit right with me. Maybe it's like, silly, but she feels
like a friend.
Lucy: *sigh* Well, I've given you my opinion. Look you know more than I do,
I'll back your call, but I want you to think it over very carefully.

CH. 20 Talk it out

Despite Lucy's misgivings, Beck decided to stick to his guns. He figured he owed
Roxxy or Dr. Carmicheal a chance. That she'd done enough that he had to at least
make an attempt at respecting her rather than just hitting her over the head.

Beck's gang of demon hunters headed over to one of the backlots by the annexes.
The kind of out of the way spot students went to smoke, or vape where they
wouldn't be caught by teachers. Thankfully it was empty at this point in the day
making it useful to their plans.
Beck: Okay gang, so like, I'll text Roxxy to come over here, and like, you guys
hide out in the bushes.
Lucy: The bushes.
Beck: Like, do you have a better plan?
Lucy: *sigh* I suppose not. But hey, how about a safeword to yell out if you
think you've gotten in to deep and need us to bail you out?
Beck: Makes sense. Hmm.... how about Metatron?
Lucy: Really?
Beck: Well, like, it's not something I'm going to say accidentally.
Lucy: Yeah, I'm not so sure about that.
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Beck: Lucy.
Lucy: Fine, fine. Alright Penny, let's go hide out in the bushes.

The two girls made sure that they were in a good spot. Close enough to rush in if
need be, but out of sight. Meanwhile Beck started to text Roxxy.

Hey Roxxy, I'm waiting by the backlot at the annexes.<

>GREAT!!! Be thr soon babe! Luv you!!!
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Beck leaned back and waited. Normally he preferred to keep his head in the clouds,
but he felt he had to concentrate for how he was going to go about things. He felt
he owed it to his school advisor to take this seriously. But left with his thoughts he
wasn't sure what he could do to prepare for the confrontation to come.
While distracted with his own internal monologue, Roxxy was able to sneak up on
him.

Roxxy: Hey babe! Wan sum fuck?

Beck: *girly voice* Oh! *ahem* *manly voice* *ahem* Roxxy hey there!
Roxxy: Great to see you babe! Would have been here sooner, but I had to do
some boring-ass counseling. God I can't wait to burn this place to the ground!
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Beck: Hey um, so like care to sit down with me?

Roxxy: Sure babe! Let me just hop on down.
Roxxy rounded the corner and plopped down on the bench next to Beck.

Roxxy: Hmm... I've been waiting for this all day!

Beck: Um, like I was hoping we could talk first if that's ok?
Roxxy: *ugh* Babe, don't be such a buzzkill! My pussy's been on fire since
you sexted me!
Beck: Look, like, Roxxy this is really important.
Roxxy: Oh, this must be about that thing.
Beck: Thing?
Roxxy: Look babe, I get it, being a teenager is a very confusing time. You're
trying to figure out your own identity and how you fit in society, and naturally
that's going to be very confusing given the changes your body has been going
through. Which yunno, are a lot more different than a lot of other kids your
age.
Beck: OH! That thing.
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Roxxy: But like I said, fuck those people, fuck society. You and me against the
world babe! I don't care how you look, or what you want to identify as. If you'll
be there for me, I'll be there for you.

Beck: Okay, like, I very much appreciate that Roxxy, really I do, but like, there
was something else I wanted to talk about.
Roxxy: Aw come on babe, can't we just skip to the part where you motorboat
my massive tits?
Beck: *ahem* Roxxy, be honest with me, have you been feeling normal lately?
Roxxy: I've been feeling bitchin' lately if that's what you're asking about.
Beck: No Roxxy, I mean like, you've noticed right? That you look different.
That you act different. That I look different.

Roxxy: Babe, Babe, none of that's important, alright? What's important is that
you and I are young, free, not bound by any rules, and ready to fuck, kay?
Beck: Not okay, kay. Roxxy I like, need you to be serious about this.
Roxxy: *ugh* What's there to be serious about? SERIOUSLY take off your
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pants already! I wanna savor that cock of yours, I want it between my tits! In
my pussy, my ass, come on lets get started already!
+1 Arousal
Beck: You have noticed, you just don't want to talk about it, come on, this is
like important!

Roxxy: It's fucking not, now stop talking about stupid boring shit that's not
important and nobody cares about and fuck me bareback behind the school
like the filthy fucking slut that I am!
Beck: Roxxy, please listen to reason!
Roxxy: I don't fucking care about reason, reason made me fucking boring
bitch that nobody fucking cared about and took for granted and JUST GIVE
YOUR DICK ALREADY!!!
Beck: METATRON!!!
Roxxy: Huh?

Lucy: That's the signal! Go Penny go!

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Beck: Roxxy like get off!

Roxxy: Lemme suck that dick! Come on stop struggling- what now? Someone
else trying to cockblock me?

Roxxy: JESUS THAT'S A BIG LADY!!!

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Lucy: *pant-pant-pant* Okay, Lucy is here! Hope I didn't miss anything...

Roxxy: I'LL CLAW YOUR FUCKING FACE OF YOU CUNT!!!
Beck: Wow Lucy, you're in worse shape than I am.
Lucy: *pant* Screw you!

Roxxy: GET OFF ME YOU FUCKING GIANT BITCH NOBODY FUCK'S WITH
ME!!!
Penny: I've got her restrained sir!
Roxxy: THE FUCKING BETRAYAL, I'LL FUCKING GET ALL OF YOU, I WILL
REAM YOUR ASSHOLES, YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, YOU'RE ALL
FUCKING DEAD!!!
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Lucy: Someone's got some issues.

Roxxy: Fuck you!
Lucy: Beck, where did your pants go?
Beck: Like don't know. Alrighty, so Roxxy, now that we've got you still, now
can we, like, talk?

Roxxy: Fuck you especially Beck, I'm going to fucking murder you, I'm
going to choke you to death, and I'll fuck your shitting corpse.
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Lucy: Sweet Suzumiya!

Beck: Okay, Roxxy, you're mad and I like get that.
Roxxy: Fuck you Beck.
Lucy: Her eyes turned black! You're seeing that right? You hear that thing with
her voice right? This is some Exorcist stuff!
Beck: Okay, I'm like sorry we had to get to this point, but I needed to get you
to listen.
Roxxy: I shit on your apology.

Beck: Okay, Roxxy. Your eyes are black. That's not normal.
Roxxy: Sounds pretty fucking badass to me you shitass lame nerdoid
shitass loser.
Beck: But you like, recognize that it wasn't like that before.
Roxxy: I recognize that I'm going to kill you for this you tiny-cocked
stupid cunt.
Beck: You KNOW there's magic going on.
Roxxy: Yeah, fucking genius observation, how long did it take your tiny
flea-brained ass to first notice?
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Beck: Okay, so like, we need to get the changes to stop and get to normal.
Roxxy: Hah, your head really is full of shit, I don't want to go back to
normal, normal for me is having to listen to dumbass teens and their
obnoxious fucking drama that nobody should give a shit about.
Beck: Well, the Dr. Carmicheal I knew always, like, did her best to care when
no-one else would.
Roxxy: Yeah, and she was a punk-ass bitch working a dead-end job that
nobody respected, who was going to die old, broke and lonely.
Lucy: Beck, I don't think you're 'talk-no-jutsu' is working, just bust out the
watch.
Beck: Give me a sec.

Beck: Okay, well like maybe Dr. Carmicheal can help give me some advice to
help my girlfriend.
Roxxy: *O-ho-ho-hooo* You really want to go down this fucking route,
you two-timing no-good shitass limpdick-
Beck: She's changing herself a lot, and it's making me worried.
Roxxy: -BASTARD!!!
Beck: I've always respected her but lately she's completely changed
everything about herself. And like, I still care about her, but I'm trying to get
her to recognize what she's doing and be honest about it, but she wants to
keep doubling down, and I'm afraid we'll stop being friends entirely.
Roxxy: You really think I'm going to do anything to help you or that bitch
after this entire stunt?
Beck: I mean, like you aren't really going to go anywhere anytime soon. Right
Penny?
Penny: Right sir.
Roxxy: *sigh* If I were to guess that PUNK-ASS-BITCH...
Beck: Penny can you squeeze a bit harder?
Penny: Yes sir.
Roxxy: *agh!* -is probably working through some issues on her own. And
people can be very bad at recognizing their own issues. At that point
though, you need something like an intervention. People she cares
about meeting in a neutral location to pin her down until she opens up
and-
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Roxxy: Oh. Oh, I'm the girlfriend aren't I.

Beck: Yep.
Roxxy: ... when you told me that you had a girlfriend you were just
making that up weren't you.
Beck: Yep.
Roxxy: Right, so you knew this hunk of jewelry was cursed even back
then.
Beck: Yep.
Roxxy: Huh.
Beck: So... issues?
Roxxy: *sigh* I thought I was supposed to be your counselor?
Beck: Me too.
Roxxy: ... yeah, well... I had a stifled upbringing. My parents pressured
me to be a teacher. They thought it was respectable... but I always tried
to help my students, cause I knew from experience how rough they
could have it... I was extra concerned hearing about how your father
handled your parents divorce...
Beck: Yeah I like, appreciated that Dr. Carmicheal.
Roxxy: I guess... I guess I just wanted that freedom as a kid I never got. I
don't know how this magic jewelry thing works, but maybe that's why
I've been acting like I have..
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Roxxy: But I don't want to go back! I mean, I've been having so much
fun! I'm so much sexier! I have an awesome boyfriend!
Lucy: You were just threatening to murder all of us.
Roxxy: Yeah... I guess I did...
Beck: You were plenty awesome before. I think the way you looked out for me
and your other students was pretty awesome.
Roxxy: You're just saying that to get me to agree with you.
Beck: But also cause it's true.
Roxxy: *ugh* ... fine ... just take it from me before I decide against it.
Beck: Alright Penny, like let her go.
Lucy: You sure?
Beck: Yeah.

Penny let go of Roxxy, and reluctantly, she took the necklace off her neck and
handed it to Beck.
Roxxy: Here.
Beck: Thanks.
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+1 Dom
Beck gently grabbed the necklace from Roxxy, happy that everything had worked
out well.

Roxxy: So uh, can we still fuck tho?

Beck: Oh right, pants.
Roxxy: Looks like your fat cock could use some loving...
Beck: Well um...
Lucy: Nope. Nope. Turning away.
Beck: I mean it would probably be a bad idea...
Lucy: Very bad idea!
Roxxy: Aw come on bro! Someone's gotta help you out there...
Penny: I can help!
Roxxy: I mean maybe you and I can-
Lucy: No, you aren't doing anything! You're still contagious!
Roxxy: Aw come on Killjoy!
Lucy: Nope you come over here.
Penny: Sir I can help you out.
Beck: Well I'm not going to say no...
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Penny: Okay sir. Let me know how I'm doing.

Beck: Like okay... uh just you know... go at it...
Penny: Yes sir.

Lucy: Oh God, I can't believe I'm having to sit through this again, WE'LL BE
OVER BY THE ANNEXES WHEN YOU ARE DONE YOU HORNY
BASTARDS!!!
Penny: Okay Lucy.
Beck: Yeah, you're doing a pretty good job Penny...
Penny: *blush* Thank you sir!
Roxxy: Comeon Killjoy at least let me watch! This was supposed to be the
highlight of my day!
Lucy: Off to horny jail with you!
-10 Arousal
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Beck: And done!

Lucy: Good for you.
Beck: Like really sorry about that Lucy.
Lucy: You know, when I found out this adventure was about sex-demons I
really should have lowered my expectations.
Roxxy: So, um, Beck. Are we good?
Beck: Super good! So, how are you are feeling? Do you still want to call you
Roxxy?
Roxxy: I'm not really sure. I think I feel... sober? But kind of not. I'm still really
horny, but, like I feel like the little voice in my head telling me to do shit is
quieter. Not gone, just quieter.
Beck: Right.
Roxxy: So, like, you've been hunting down these necklaces? I mean, I noticed
some of the other faculty have them.
Lucy: Yeah, well long story short we're trying to fix everything.
Roxxy: Oh man, you're mom's got one of those necklaces! That must be so
fucking weird for you.
Lucy: Oh yeah, weird is certainly a word you could use.
Beck: Yours was the penutli- penultimik- punall- the pennyua- like, the next-
to-last one we had to get. Mrs. Fox has the last.
Roxxy: Do uh... do you want my help?
Beck: It couldn't hurt.
Lucy: Yes it could.
Beck: Uh... look, I'll text you later, kay?
Roxxy: Kay.
Lucy: In that case, we still need to figure out our next move.
Beck: Like give me a second to think... well... like Roxxy could make a pretty
good ally...
Lucy: I mean you've been having her help out for while now right?
Roxxy: Right.
Beck: No, like, I mean maybe we could use her as a spy?
Roxxy: That does sound pretty badass.
Lucy: Look, Roxxy, I don't want to be rude, something I seemingly am bad at,
but you just got off all this evil magic. I'm not so sure we should send you
back in.
Roxxy: She does have a point.
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Lucy: One of us, NOT YOU BECK, should keep an eye on you from here on
out, help you adjust back to sanity.
Roxxy: *ugh* That sounds so fucking boring.
Lucy: Boring is good. Beck?
Beck: Let me think on it...

CH. 21 Roxxy Spies

Beck decided to keep trusting Roxxy, and send her off to spy on Principal Roxxy. On
his end he had called Fiona to let her know that they had only one necklace to go, and
to meet them at the school entrance.

Lucy: Hey Beck.

Beck: *girly voice* Hey Lucy.
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Lucy: So good morning and all that crap. So... after today this whole adventure
should be over right?
Beck: Like, I think. Yunno, Fiona never explained how she'll, like, do the de-
cursing junk.
Lucy: Huh. Well, I just wanted to say... you know it's been fun.
Beck: Fun?
Lucy: I mean it's been crazy, but you know... it's been fun hanging out. Also I got
to meet a Leprechaun, and that's awesome.
Beck: Yeah, yunno, like it's not been all that bad looking back.
Lucy: I mean, we shouldn't get ahead of ourselves. I mean it's my Mom, so I can't
imagine her putting up too much of a fight, but still we should keep a top of things
and we have that last necklace.

Beck: Totes.
Lucy: You looking for something?
Beck: Lookin' for Fiona. She keeps popping out to like, freak me out.
Lucy: I think you're overthinking her motivations.
Beck: Pretty sure I'm not.
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Lucy: Aw come on, she's such a sweet little girl.

Beck: I like, remain unconvinced.
Lucy: You know though, maybe we should ask her to come along for this one? I
mean she is the magical expert, and maybe she could do her magic thing over
those necklaces the moment we get it.
Fiona: You mean workin' me mojo.
Lucy: Yeah that.

Beck: *girly scream*

Lucy: Oh hello there Fiona! It's great to see you.
Fiona: And a good morning to you Lassie. Numpty, how you holding up?
Beck: Please stop doing that Fiona.
Fiona: Anyway, could you be handing over that demonically enchanted artifact ye
have in yer pockets there?
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Beck handed over the latest necklace he had gotten off of Roxxy to Fiona who
promptly placed it in her hat. Fiona then sat down between the two teens.
Fiona: You know Numpty, you've done and done the impossible. You've
impressed me.
Beck: Thanks.
Fiona: I had no faith in you whatsoever. Like none at all. I mean don't get me
wrong, you've fucked up a lot along the way, but you've also not fucked up way
more than I thought you would.
Beck: Gee, thanks.
Lucy: So, uh Fiona, we were thinking, we've only got one more of these
necklaces to go. It's uh... it's on my Mom.
Fiona: Oof, that sounds awkward. Is that why you've been dressed like a
streetwalker?
Lucy: *sigh* Yeah...
Fiona: Well, that helps explain why there's so much bad mojo around this here
school. Your Momma's the principal of this place, ain't she?
Lucy: Yeah.
Fiona: That means this whole place is her domain, so the whole thing has been
stewing in bad mojo as long as she's got that necklace.
Lucy: Well, if we get her necklace, that's it, right? So if you can come and help us
get it, you can like, exorcise everything right?
Fiona: Well I can't do it quite right away. But we get ourselves a nice locked
room, yeah, I can undo all the fuckiness.
Lucy: Okay then, and what exactly will that look like? I mean my Mom and all the
teachers will go back to normal, but will they remember everything?
Fiona: Let me put it to you this way Lassie, it'll be like it never happened.
Because it won't have. I get these amulets, I can work me mojo, and everything
that will have happened since me shop got broken into will have not happened.
From yer Mom turnin' you into an apprentice stripper, to Numpty here get'n his
titties.
Beck: Wait, so is it like time-travel?
Fiona: No Numpty, it ain't fecking time-travel. If I could do that, I'd just go back to
when me shop was broken into and murder that feckin' theif. If you need me to
explain it to you, it's me taking a hammer to the fabric of the universe and moving
us into one where me stuff didn't get dumped in this here school.
Lucy: So like traveling the multiverse.
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Fiona: No, it's not like that either, Numpties both of you I swear. I'm not going to
sit here explaining this shit. You two go get yer education, I'll meet you back here
after yer classes are out, hopefully with a plan between the two of you.

Later at Gym...

Beck: *manly voice* Hey guys, whassup? Where's Penny, I wanted to like, check
in on how she's doing.
Eveline: Oh, you should turn your head about 90 degrees.
Beck: Huh.

Beck: Oh wow! How long has this been going on?

Cpt. Griffon: You really think you can challenge me?
Penny: I am challenging you.
Cpt. Griffon: How arrogant to think that you could possibly match my power!
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Penny: I don't care about matching your power.

Cpt. Griffon: Then why betray me? You were my prized warrior! But then you turn
against me! You were misssing in action yesterday soldier! Where were you?
Collaborating with those South Shore Sluts!!!
Penny: What I do is my own business, I don't care about your wars.
Cpt. Griffon: A GODDAMNED PACIFIST!!!
Penny: I'm going to go my own way. And you cannot stop me.
Cpt. Griffon: I'LL MAKE YOU EAT YOUR WORDS!!!

Beck: Oh wow. Oh wow oh wow oh wow. I was not really expecting things to turn
like this.
Eveline: So hey Beck, I've been meaning to ask you. Last time we talked you told
me not to give out my credit card info. I was wondering why?
Beck: Huh?
Eveline: Remember, you helped me find porn online, and said I shouldn't hand
out my info, I was just wondering why.
Beck: Oh, cause then hackers can steal your info, and then your money.
Eveline: Oh, I figured that, it's not like it's the first time I've used the internet. I
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was wondering why you'd bother giving a website your card info.
Beck: To pay to access it and look at the porn?
Eveline: Really? But like, there's so much free stuff on the internet! I mean, I just
gotta google 'naked ladies'.
Beck: Yeah, but you know, a thousand people visit your website looking for
boobs, at least one will be willing to pay for more.
Eveline: I guess that makes sense.

Eveline: So anyway, me and Claire had an idea-

Claire: A threesome!
Eveline: Well, lets not get ahead of ourselves. Claire and I got to talking and we
decided to try lesbian sex! We're going to be sexing
Claire: Fucking.
Eveline: -right fucking all weekend long. I mean look at these boobies-
Claire: Titties.
Eveline: -titties. I mean I've felt them up they're super awesome! But I thought,
hey, I still like guys, and I asked Claire, and she does too, so I thought hey,
maybe instead of making this our first lesbian sex-
Claire: Fuck.
Eveline: -fuck, why won't we make it our first threesome! That way I can try sex-
Claire: Fucking.
Eveline: -right, fucking with a boy and a girl both at the same time! That way I can
really compare and contrast. So you free this weekend?
+2 Arousal
Beck: Uh... *ahem* uh... Claire, you're uh, *ahem* okay with like having sex, with
like, me? Like forreal?
Claire: Totes! You're like super-cute! *giggle*
Beck: *cough-cough* Uh, well, you see, unfortunately I'm like... busy.
Eveline: Aw that's such a shame! Well maybe you'll be free next week?
Beck: Yeah, like, maybe...
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Beck sat waiting outside the Cafeteria waiting for Lucy and Roxxy to catch up with him.
While he was waiting he was alone with his thoughts.
His journey was almost at an end, but he didn't quite know how he had felt about it. At
the beginning he had been quite scared and desperate, but now he wasn't quite so
sure. He felt like he'd been doing well for himself. He was now friends with all the
popular girls at school, he'd helped repair his friendship with Lucy, he even had a
girlfriend. Sure said girlfriend was his teacher and had been possessed by a succubus,
but on the other hand, he felt they really liked each-other and got along, and also he
really, really, really wanted to have sex with her, even if it was a horrible idea. Even the
whole being '90%-a-girl' thing didn't seem as bad as it had at the beginning of last
week. Sure it was kind of a hassle, but his friends didn't seem like they cared, and he
kinda liked having boobs. Boobs are awesome after all.
But now if things went well today it'd all be over, and he'd go back to his boring life as a
loser. It wasn't like Ben didn't like being a slacker who mostly played videogames and
shitposts on anonymous online forums. But he did like the sense of adventure even if it
had it's ups and downs. He liked being friends with lots of sexy women. And he didn't
like the idea that after everything he'd been through lately, it would be like it never
happened.
Lucy arrived to stir Beck out of his thoughts.
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Lucy: Yo, Beck, spacing out?

Beck: *girly voice* Oh, yeah sorta.
Lucy: Yeah. You think that everything we've been through might be messing with
your head?
Beck: Oh, it's def messing with my head. I mean, like, listen to how I'm talking
and junk.
Lucy: Yeah. Honesty that's what freaks me out the most about this whole thing.
Though guess I should be happy I didn't get any physical changes like you.
Beck: Yeah.
Lucy: ... anyway, you heard back from that Roxxy girl yet?
Beck: Yep. She said she wants both of us together to fill us in on what she found
out about the other teachers.
Beck went and showed Lucy the textchain he'd had with Roxxy on his phone.
Lucy: Wow, that girl likes to use emoji's huh.
Beck: Yep.
Lucy: Hey, where's Penny, you have her meeting us too right?
Beck: She's just around the corner with like, Hana.
Lucy: Oh god, that horny girl? And you left her alone?
Beck: Don't worry, Hana's only got like five minutes left of her booby time. They'll
be fine.
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At that moment Roxxy showed up. She was acting rather awkward and meek, which
was quite the contrast for how she'd been up until recently.
Roxxy: H-Hey guys.
Lucy: Hello there.
Beck: Hey R-Roxxy. Um, like, hey do you want us to keep calling you that?
Roxxy: Huh? Oh right, that's not actually my name, kinda forgot that. *ugh* This
is so fucking weird. I guess call me Amelia. It's a fucking boring name, but I
guess it's better than flipping my lid like earlier.
Beck: Kay. So, like, Amelia we're just going to go around the corner, and you can
give us a status update.
Amelia: Thanks. Hey, you guys certain you can reverse this whole thing?
Beck: Mostly.

Penny: I don't know Hana. Do you really think I have a shot with him?
Hana: *gropes* Girl, with a body this rocking? *gropes-gropes-gropes* I know I'd
do anything to have a shot with you, you should go for it. Beck's a chill dude, no
way he'll say no.
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Penny: Yeah, but I'm way too big and muscly. I just stick out like a sore-thumb,
it's so embarrassing. I wish I was small and cute like you instead.
Hana: *gropes-gropes* Dude, Amazons like you are fucking hot. I'm sure Beck
doesn't care in the slightest. Really I think this whole thing is just in your head.
*gropes* Confidence is key man, if you don't put yourself out there, you aren't
going to get any bites.
Penny: But I don't even know what to say. I mean, he has a girlfriend already,
and she's so cool and pretty and confident.
Hana: You can't go through life comparing yourself to other Penny. *gropes* You'll
always find someone who is better at something than you are. I wish I could have
such massive heifers, but if I obsess over it I'm just going to drive myself crazy,
you know? *gropes-gropes-gropes-gropes-gropes*

Penny: You know Hana, you're a really good person to talk to.
Hana: *SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIF* *gropes-gropes-gropes-gropes-gropes-gropes-gropes*

Beck: -and that's why Batman is just like not as cool as Ironman.
Lucy: Never going to convince me on that one Beck.
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Amelia: I don't know, I think Beck made some good points.

Lucy: Don't be such a suck-up.

Penny: Hello sir.

Lucy: Okay cut that out!
Hana: *SNIIIIIIIIIIF* *gropes-gropes-gropes*
Amelia: Oh, I like this girl.
Lucy: You're five minutes are up! Beck: *manly voice* Okay Hana, she's right,
you're time is up, come on hop off.

The group all sat around on the floor to go over their plans.
Beck: Okay, so introductions, Penny, Hana, this is Amelia. Amelia this is Penny
and Hana.
Amelia: Hello...
Hana: 'Sup.
Beck: So like, we're going to steal something from Lucy's Mom, and Amelia is
going to tell us what she found out.
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Amelia: Alright, well, after yesterday afternoon, there was a teachers conference.
And I was invited, and headed on over. I didn't think much of it at first, but when I
got there, I noticed all the bitches- er, the teachers were like me. You know, super
hot, little bit nuts.
Beck: Yeah, so Saitokawa, Griffith, Cairney, and Mrs. Fox.
Amelia: That's right. So anyway, we're all sitting in the office, and the Principal
speaks up-

Principal Foxxxy: Alright, looks like almost everyone is here. Well I guess we
shouldn't wait any longer, time to start our meeting! Ladies, it's great to see you.
Love your outfits they are so wild! Now, I assume by now that like me you've
noticed all the weird goings on that's been happening recently at the school. Most
notably all the physical changes in our bodies. Now I've been led to believe that
mine are down to this here cute necklace I have, but I notice all of yours are
missing. I think my daughter and her little friend have been trying to collect them.
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Doc Candy: Yes, well, I recall having mine until a certain someone tried seducing
me and lifting it off my neck while I wasn't looking.
Roxxy: I apologize for nothing bitch.
Doc Candy: My, I wonder what happened to yours Ms. Carmicheal.
Roxxy: It's fuckin' Roxxy bitch. I lost mine after my boyfriend went and fucked me
unconscious after five hours of lovemaking with his giant fat schlong.

Beck: Really Amelia?

Amelia: Always looking out for you babe!

Roxxy: He must have taken it off me while I was knocked out after the waves of
pleasure overloaded my brain.
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Mistress S: Well, not like there was that much brains to begin with. Looks like it's
easy for simpletons to lose such precious magical artifacts.
Cpt. Griffon: I don't get it. What necklaces?
Mistress S: My point again.
Doc Candy: If we're all so simple, what about you? I don't see any magical
necklaces on your neck S.
Mistress S: Yes, I think I recall some inflated bimbo lulling me into sleep with an
enchanted watch.
Doc Candy: And if it hadn't been for this rebellious punk next to me, I could have
done so much more with your sleeping body...

Principal Foxxxy: Okay girls, that's enough. So lets go over what we know. The
five of us all got these enchanted necklaces which all made is super hot and
sexy. But Beck and Lucy have been trying to gather them up for some reason.
Also me and Priya have been finding other magical incidents and artifacts around
the school too. Now it is my opinion that this is all really cool and we should
gather up more of these artifacts and use them!
Mistress S: And who exactly put you in charge?
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Cpt. Griffon: I agree. If we are to select a leader for ourselves, it should be

through a trial of strength.
Principal Foxxxy: The school board? As to why I should be in charge, well, how
many magical artifacts have you tracked down?
Everyone: ...
Principal Foxxxy: I see, well I say we keep the status quo, and I start dividing the
goodies we've found amongst ourselves, does that sound fair?
Mistress S: Well, so long as you don't step on my toes...
Doc Candy: That sounds acceptable...
Principal Foxxxy: Okay, so with that settled, we should determine how to respond
to Beck and Lucy.
Cpt. Griffon: Those two are wastes of our time. Time we could spend launching
an attack on those North Shore Heathens.
Principal Foxxxy: Ooh! That sounds fun. Put a pin in that idea for now. But I think
it's best if we make sure our own house is settled. I think I might have spooked
Lucy a bit, she's been staying at a friends place the last couple of days.
Roxxy: And uh, what you want to reassure her everything's normal?
Principal Foxxxy: Nope! We went and found this brainwashing doohicky, oh you
should have seen what we did to the Glee Club! First order of business will be
getting that girl to react, next will be making her a little less judgey about my
clothes. Maybe finally get her to hook up with Beck and get to making some
mixed-race grandbabies!

Principal Foxxxy: Anyway, next order of business new school uniforms! Priya?
Mrs. Kapoor: Here you go Principal Foxxxy! *giggle*
Principal Foxxxy: Priya here will be our model, I had all of you come up with
suggestions, and we'll pick whatever is most popular. First up, Dr. Carmicheal,
you prefer going by Roxxy?
Roxxy: Hell yeah!
Principal Foxxy: Well Roxxy's is first up. Personally I think the skirt is a little too
long, but I love the ripped tights!
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Principal Foxxxy: Next up, you are preferring to go by Captain Griffon?

Cpt. Griffon: It's a name that will strike fear in my enemies.
Principal Foxxxy: Oh, so assertive! You go girl! Here is Captain Griffon's
submission. I'll admit, I have a soft-spot for it.
Mistress S: It's just a bunch of bandages!
Cpt. Griffon: It's light and breezey, and allows for exercise at all hours of the day.
An outfit for warriors.
Doc Candy: Wouldn't warriors be better served with some armor?
Cpt. Griffon: That needs to be reserved for those who prove themselves on the
field of battle.

Principal Foxxxy: And Sasha, you prefer going by S now?

Mistress S: MISTRESS S.
Principal Foxxxy: Oh, my b. Here is Mistress S' selection. *giggle*
Roxxy: Yo, is that a ballgag she has on?
Mistress S: Indeed it is.
Roxxy: Uh, how are they supposed to speak up during class?
Mistress S: *giggle* That's just the thing. They won't.
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Principal Foxxxy: And lastly, you're preferring to go by Dr. Candy correct?

Doc Candy: Correct.
Principal Foxxxy: Then here is Dr. Candy's outfit. It's very vibrant, full of energy.
Mistress S: I'm sensing a theme here...
Doc Candy: I have a favorite color, bite me.
Mistress S: Be careful what you wish for...

Principal Foxxy: Well I'll let you girls think it over first. Don't just vote for your own
outfit, that'll be no fun. Come back to me tomorrow morning with your thoughts.
Well with all that settled, I think that leaves us with the final order of business.
Now I don't know about you girls, but my pussy has been on FIRE for the past
couple of days, so I put forward we throw a nice big orgy between the six of us!
All in favor?
Priya: Yesyesyesyesyesyes-
Doc Candy: That sounds lovely~
Mistress S: Agreed.
Roxxy: H-Hell yeah!
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Cpt. Griffon: Huh. You know, now that you mention it, I do feel like I've got a lot of
bottled pent-up sexual aggression I've been working through.

Lucy: Oh PLEASE do not tell me you had sex with my mother!

Amelia: Okay... I won't tell you then.
Beck: Alright, shoulda figured something like this would happen.
Lucy: My Mom hosting orgies in the teachers lounge?
Beck: No, like, the corrupted teachers getting organized.
Lucy: Oh. Right.
Beck: Like, that's four of them, and five of us. Plus Fiona. Can I count on all of
you?
Amelia: I'm in.
Penny: Of course sir.
Hana: Look, I'm not going to pick a fight with any teachers over some dumb
make-believe stuff.
Lucy: You don't believe anything magical is involved.
Hana: I don't begrudge you your fantasies. My fantasies include having a
threesome with a werewolf and a vampire that are secretly in love with each-
other, but can't handle the homoerotic tension that's between them, and instead
work through their aggressive sexual lust between each-other through me as I
get boned up one end and the other.
Lucy: That's incredibly specific.
Beck: Come on Hana, be a bro and help me out.
Hana: I'm a mercenary at heart. You're going to have to up the ante for me.
Especially since I've worked through all my booby time.
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Penny: I could sit on your face.

Lucy: Penny, please don't degrade yourself.
Hana: Yeah, degrade me instead, keep talking!
Penny: I could step on you and call you names.
Hana: *pant-pant-pant* More!
Lucy: Oh, this is disgusting.
Amelia: Hey, Killjoy, don't kink-shame.
Penny: Um... what else can I do...
Hana: You could spit on me!
Lucy: Can I kinkshame now?
Amelia: No!
Penny: Okay, I can step on you while I'm also sitting on you and spit on you while
I call you names.
Hana: Deal! And they gotta be real nasty names too, you gotta REALLY lay into
me!

Beck: Okay, so with that sorted out, we should like, go over details and stuff.
Lucy: Penny is going to have to deal with the Coach. None of us could match her.
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Beck: Can you do that Penny?

Penny: Anything for you sir.
Beck: Amelia, last two times you dealt with Doc Candy, so can you do so again?
Amelia: Can do babe, I'll take that bitch down.
Beck: So I guess that means you should deal with you Mom Lucy.
Lucy: No, nope, keep me away from her. I am not dealing with my Mom while
she's possessed by some demonic Skank, I do not need the therapy.
Beck: Oh, okay.
Lucy: Look, I doubt, Hannah, right?
Hana: Yep.
Lucy: I doubt Hannah will be much help against that Math Teacher. I bet she'd
crumble instantly and beg to be whipped.
Hana: You know it.
Lucy: I should deal with her, I guess Hana can back someone else up, you deal
with Mom.
With a plan in place, all that was left was to wait until the end of the day and go over
the plan with Fiona. But Beck still had lingering doubts over the present course of
action. Did he really want things to go back to exactly the way there were before? A
sense of unease still filled his heart, and he was unsure what to do with it. A nagging
sensation kept bothering him.

CH. 22 Go through with the Plan

Corruption -1
As much as Beck felt frustrated by Fiona, and he was worried about how everything
might change after Fiona had changed everything back, he knew that he still had to
do the right thing and follow through on the course he had set for himself. He
couldn't just let a bunch of teachers corrupted by sex-demons run amok after all.
With his course set in mind, Beck made sure to mentally prepare himself for the
journey ahead.
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Beck: *girly voice* Whelp guys. I just like, wanted to say that no matter what,
it's been real. It's been a long and wacky ride, but I've been thankful to have
you. And if everything works out today, well I'm like going to miss you. You're
like, the best pair of tits a guy like me coulda asked for. Aw, alright, one more
for the road! *grope-grope*

Amelia: Okay, so you keep playing and occasionally you unlock pictures of
anime bitches?
Lucy: High-res jpegs of Anime WAIFUS yes.
Amelia: What, can you not just look them up on the internet?
Lucy: Sure.
Amelia: Are they at least like, naked pictures of the bitches fucking that you
unlock?
Lucy: Ew, no!
Amelia: Alright, don't give me that shit, that one there has her tits practically
popping out of her leotard!
Lucy: You can't contain Anime-Waifu Scott Steiner's Booba.
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Beck: Alright, ready!

Lucy: Great! What was taking you so long in there?
Beck: Oh, like, you know. Guy stuff. So ready to get on with the adventure?
Amelia: Actually, I was thinking something...

Amelia: So, we've established that I and the other teachers got turned into sex
demons right?
Beck: Right.
Amelia: Well, in that case, well, I was thinking... what if Beck has any, well,
urges that need to be taken care of.
Lucy: Of course, here we go.
Amelia: Okay, look, I'm contagious or whatever, but I'm just putting it out
there, it might be worth it to you know, jack off first before we head into battle.
You know, then those bitches jobs get a lot harder.
Beck: You know Lucy, I think she like might have a point.
Lucy: Of course you'd say that.
Beck: Nah, I'm serious. Like, I'll admit I've been like distracted by the sexy a
few times. I mean, crass as it like, might be, jacking off before the final battle
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might make things easier.

Amelia: Yeah!
Lucy: *Ugh* I hate it but you have an actual point. But separate stalls the both
of you! No touching! Got it?
The two went back into the mens room with Lucy to stand watch. The two entered
separate stalls as ordered, and got comfortable.

Amelia: You ready baby?

Beck: Um, well, like, I'm not used to having an audience and junk.
Amelia: Just take off your pants and pretend I'm not even here!

Amelia: ... so are you feeling good?

Beck: Um, yeah.
Amelia: You know babe, this whole experience... well it's been a big sexual
awakening.
Beck: Uh-huh?
Amelia: Like I've been thinking of dicks nonstop. Dicks and pussy. It's fucking
fantastic. It's *uhn* like I'm constantly hooked up to a live-wire. I mean, it's like
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a bit easier since I took off that necklace, but I'm still constantly horny.
Beck: Uh-huh.
Amelia: But, *uhn* you know, more than that I've been thinking about you...
naked...
Beck: I uh, *ahem* I see...

Amelia: You know, like pounding me over my table in my office... spraying jizz
all over the place... claiming it like you've claimed me... turning me into a
braindead fuckdolll for you... I want it *uhn* real badly... just being an airhead
teen doll that hangs off your arm... showing me off to so everyone will want
me, but only you can have me!
Beck: I- uh, I see...
Amelia: It's just, the fantasies have been playing over and over again in my
*ah-heh-heh* head! And like, I can think of other stuff, but like, in the
background constantly is you just fucking destroying my pussy with that giant-
ass dick of yours!
Beck: I- uh...
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Amelia: I want it so bad! I wanna just be your girlfriend! And then I think about
how I'm still your teacher and how wrong it'd be for us to fuck and *HMMMM*
it's SO FUCKING HOT!!! Just you bending me over and making me your
private teacher fucktoy! And I'd go along with it because I can only think with
my pussy and about your giant dick! I wouldn't have to think about boring
work, or boring problems! Just you and me!
Beck: A-Amelia, I think I'm ready.
Amelia: M-Me too babe!
The two managed to climax in unison, their bodies subtly convulsing as they tried to
regain control of themselves. And as their bodies relaxed, the bathed together in a
comfortable silence and warm pleasure, the sweat on their body cooling their skin.
After a few more minutes, one of them moved to get their clothes back on, and
quietly left the bathroom.
Arousal - 10

Beck: Okay, like mission accomplished.

Lucy: Good for you.
Amelia: So you get any anime bitches?
Lucy: I got a triple-S ranked Triple H thank you very much.
Beck: Oh sweet, I didn't know you played that game.

The three of them made their way from the inside of the school to the outside.
They'd promised to meet Fiona by the school entrance, and they carried Amelia in
tow with them.
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Amelia: So, like a leprechaun then?

Lucy: I don't know why you're surprised, you're the succubus.
Amelia: I'm not exactly a succubus yet. And wearing that stupid necklace
didn't give me any special knowledge of this shit, just made me aware of it.
Lucy: Well she is a precious cinnamon roll and I swear if you pull any of that
lewd crap with her I will end you.
Beck: You know Lucy, like I'm beginning to think you've been talking to a
different version of Fiona.

Amelia: Hey if she can get along with the two of you, I'm sure her and I will get
along just fine.
*stab*
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Amelia: A-
Fiona: Alrighty, that's one problem solved.

Lucy: JESUS H. CHRIST!!!

Beck: WHAT THE FUCK FIONA WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO!?!?
Fiona: Calm your tits Numpty, you were the one walking around with an
apprentice she-demon. God this skank stinks.
Lucy: PLEASE TELL ME SHE ISN'T DEAD!!!
Fiona: She ain't dead Lassie, calm thine tits also.
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Lucy: She, she's not? Is she going to be fine? Why did you stab her like that?
Fiona: MAGIC DAGGER Lassie. I thought you were supposed to be brighter
than Numpty.
Beck: Okay, like, Fiona, assume we don't know anything about magic, cause
we like fucking don't, okay?
Fiona: *sigh* It's one of me stolen property that I uncovered. Magic dagger,
paralyzes whoever ye stab.
Lucy: Okay, so she's fine, just frozen then?
Fiona: That's what I said, yes. I don't sees why you care, I know ye can't taste
magic, but ain't it kinda fucking obvious this is one o' the she-demons we
been hunting?
Beck: YES Fiona, we like know, But she was like helping us, and we were
BRINGING HER TO MEET YOU.
Fiona: Now why would you be doing a fecking stupid thing like that Numpty?
Lucy: Look, Fiona, she really was helping us, okay? And we figured it'd be
better if you two met and we could go over plans for taking my Mom's
necklace.
Fiona: Lassie, I'm going to tell this to ye once. I'm not a people person. I am
also very much -and listen close cause I don't like repeating meself- NOT A
SOUL SUCKING DEMON PERSON.
Lucy: Okay, but we went and took off her necklace, and she's been getting
better.
Fiona: The amulet's just a vehicle for the demon. It's still got it's nasty hot
claws in that there skank Lassie.
Beck: Okay, like noted, but we could still use her help.
Fiona: You know, you'd have been unable to convince me of that, if not for the
fact that I know how much the pair of you are giant-numpties. But don't expect
to play nice with the demonic skank, she reaks of chocolate and whiskey.
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Lucy: Okay then, well what should be our gamplan then for taking on my
Mom?
Fiona: Sort it out yeselves. I still gots some more snooping to do. I'll find ye in
about ten or so minutes, I'll just follow the taste of chocolate and cheap
alcohol.
Beck: Shouldn't we like, figure out a plan?
Fiona: I'll hang back, and when your numpty-arse plan implodes I'll run in and
save the day, work me mojo and put everything back together.

Fiona: See you fuckers later!

Amelia: -HHHH! Huh?
Lucy: O...kay then.
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Amelia: Okay guys, am I going nuts? I swear I just got fucking shanked!
Beck: No, like, that was our magic friend.
Amelia: O-oh. Okay then?
Lucy: Amelia, I swear we had no idea that was going to happen!

Amelia: Oh, so- that wasn't supposed to happen then. Should I be concerned
about this?
Beck: Well, like she SAID that the whole stabbing you thing just paralyzed
you, so you shoudn't like be injured.
Amelia. Ah. I was maybe thinking that might have been done to make me
less... 'radioactive'.
Lucy: I guess not. But, uh, she said she'll be hanging back, but she'll still help
us take down my Mom.
Amelia: Is it that she can't really be in the same room as me cause I radiate
the wrong magic or something?
Lucy: That's-
Beck: Yes. Yes that's exactly what the problem is.
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Amelia: Oh man. Well, hey, maybe once I'm de-cursed I can meet her in
person then?

Lucy: Okay then, well with that chapter wrapped up I guess, we should
probably head to the principals office and get ready?
Amelia: The principals office?
Lucy: Yeah, my Mom's the principal, remember

Amelia: Duh, I know that already. Oh, wait, forgot to mention. She's bringing
the other teachers to the pool tonight.
Lucy: Wait, really?
Amelia: Yeah. She figured if like some shit explodes or something it'll be
better by the pool, cause it's more out of the way, and there's like water they
can jump into if anyone catches on fire.
Lucy: Oh, well that makes sense I suppose.
Amelia: Also I think she wants us all to go skinny dipping, which not gonna lie,
sounds rad.
Lucy: And there it is.
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Beck: Man, so like, I guess that means in an alternate timeline if we hadn't

gotten your help we'd have busted into the principals office and nobody
woulda been there.
Amelia: Heh, I guess that's right!
Beck: Okie, well like I'll text Penny and Hana to meet us by the pool then.

Hana: That's right, really dig in your heel!

Penny: You know the gameplay is pretty addicting, maggot.
Hana: Oh so good! I'm glad you're enjoying it Penny.
Penny: The character designs are all really cute and interesting too. Oh, I just
unlocked another one, let's see- it says her name is 'Arbor Day Andre the
Giant'

Hana: Aw sick! You're really lucky, she's impossible to get since the event
ended!
Penny: Is it just me or is she, like, really, really tall you pathetic waste of
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space?
Hana: *uumph* *pant-pant* God you're a natura Penny!

Lucy: And why am I not surprised.

Beck: *manly voice* Hey Penny, hey Hana, what you up to?
Penny: Oh hello sir! Hana was just showing me how to play this phone-app
while coaching me to be a better dominatrix. If that's alright with you.
Hana: Killing it on both fronts Penny!
Lucy: And you're enjoying having her step on you.
Hana: While she treats me like a piece of shit yeah, this fucking rules!
Amelia: Okay guys, much as I hate breaking up blatant debauchery we should
probably get in line for the mission.

Beck: Like okay team, so the teachers are going to be in the pool. We should
sneak inside and see how things are going first. But the main objecta-
objectee- obju
Lucy: Objective.
Beck: That- is the necklace on Principal Fox's neck. You get that hand it to me
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or Lucy ASAP. Penny and Hana, you focus on the Coach. The rest of us just
try to keep the other teachers occupied until one of us can get to the Principal.
Lucy: And DON'T fuck the teachers, got it?
Hana: Someone's got a dirty mind.
Lucy: ESPECIALLY MY MOTHER.

Amelia: Well, just pointing out I'm probably immune to that shit, given, yunno.
Beck: Oh, uh, Amelia?
Amelia: Yeah babe?
Beck: I uh *ahem*, like just wanted say, like be careful... and junk...

Amelia: Thanks for looking out for me babe! But don't worry, I got a real good
feeling about this!
Lucy: *ahem* So do I Amelia, so LETS ALL WORK TOGETHER on this one.
Amelia: Geeze, you don't have to hammer the point so hard Agent Killjoy.
Lucy: Okay, with that in mind, lets head out gang.
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All of the girls filed into the pool hall, until only Beck and Amelia were left, and
before the boy was about to enter, Amelia stopped him.
Amelia: Hey, Beck, can I just talk to you real quick?
Beck: Oh, um, like sure Amelia.

Amelia: Thanks. I just... I just wanted to be real with you for a moment.
Beck: O-Okay.
Amelia: It's just... things are so confusing right now for the both of us, and I'm
not sure what things will look like after all this is said and done, but... you've
been a real good guy Beck. A real friend. The last few weeks have been
crazy, but I've really enjoyed all the parts that had you in them. Even if I went
a little crazy. Well a lot crazy.
Beck: Th-thanks, you too.
Amelia: Hey, it's fine if you don't have the words right now. Like I said it's
crazy. But, well... I just need you to know that I appreciate you, and what
you're doing. You've been a real friend to me. Probably the best boyfriend I've
ever had. God, how pathetic does that sound? But I mean it. Even in all my
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not-cursed years, you've been fun and supportive, and real with me. Man, I'm
rambling right now.
Beck: If, if it makes you feel better, you're the best girlfriend I've ever had.
Amelia: *chuckle* Yeah, but I'm the ONLY girlfriend you've ever had.
Beck: Yeah but it's still true.

Amelia went in for a kiss, but unlike the last few times which had been driven by
lust and passion and in the moment thinking, this kiss was soft and gentle. Amelia
simply enjoyed holding her body against Beck's while Beck was too busy enjoying
the moment to really think of anything else.

Amelia: Alright then. Well enough mushy crap lets kick some demon ass!
Beck: Yeah, for sure.
Amelia: Can't wait to see you on the other side of this!
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Beck entered into the pool shortly behind the rest of the squad.
Beck: Okay, so whassup?
Lucy: *whispering* Sh! I'm trying to listen in!

Principal Foxxxy: Okay girls, well look like our last guest isn't coming again,
so I guess we should just get started! How are y'all?
Mrs. Kapoor: Doing great Principal Foxxxy!
Mistress S: Quit being such a suck up.
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Principal Foxxxy: Now before we get to the skinny dipping, first order of
business will be showing off all the sweet schwag we found!
Cpt. Griffon: Schwag?
Principal Foxxxy: It's what all the cool kids are saying! Anyway, Priya here will
be helping demonstrate on our lovely volunteer!

Cpt. Griffon: So that's why she's here?

The Chazzette: Ladies, ladies, please be being the patient. There's more than
enough Chazzette to go around for all of us.
Principal Foxxxy: I originally wasn't sure who'd be our volunteer, but then
Priya went and found Ms. Chazton here feeling up girls in the locker-room.
The Chazzette: It's fair game if it's lesbians yo!
Doc Candy: That's Mr. Chazton? When did he turn into a girl?
Principal Foxxy: We're still trying to figure that one out.
Doc Candy: Oh phooey, I'd have so much fun with something that can do
that...
Principal Foxxxy: Priya, if you would kindly start our demonstration?
Mrs. Kapoor: At once Principal Foxxxy!
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The Chazzette: Yo babe, love the outfit yo! What's say you undo some of
these ropie-dopies, and I let you feel up the Chazzette's rockin' tits!
Mrs. Kapoor: That's not how I would characterize your tits Ms. Chazton.
Principal Foxxy: So firstly we found this whip that magically disappears any
clothes that someone is wearing down to their underwear! It's going to be very
useful as we implement our new student uniform program. Priya, if you
would?

*CRACK*
The Chazzette: YEOWCH!!! Yo!
Mistress S: I call dibs.
Doc Candy: You can't call dibs on magical artifacts.
Principal Foxxxy: Oh we can decide who gets what later, for now focus on the
presentation.
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The Chazzette: Be careful yo! The Chazzette is designed to be handled with

care yo!
Principal Foxxxy: This next item will also be very important- it automatically
changes the outfit of the person you hit to the one being worn by it's user!
Naturally it'll also be very important in our new uniform program. Priya if you
would
Mrs. Kapoor: At once Principal Foxxxy!

*BONK*
The Chazzette: Ouch yo!
Principal Foxxxy: Naturally given how it works Priya will be needing to use the
bat for now.
Doc Candy: If the bat changes the outfit anyway, what's the need to use the
whip to strip off their clothes?
Principal Foxxxy: 'Cause naked people are F-U-N! *giggle*
The Chazzette: Dude, pink is like not the Chazzette's color man! That's super-
dee-duper too girly for the ultra-chad Chaz to be seen walking aboutski!
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Principal Foxxxy: And here is out last major item, a brainwashing helmet! You
should have seen all the naughty things we did to the Glee club with this!
The Chazzette: Ha! Hoho even! You fools vastly underestimibate the massive
strength of the Chazzettes massive mentaltudity!
Mrs. Kapoor: I highly doubt that.

Principal Foxxxy: We've got it set right now to help Ms. Chazton here become
a model student! We'll use this to help boost our test-scores to be the highest
in the state!
The Chazzette: Hah! You'll never edumacate me! I see through the
governments lies yo! You're brainwashing has failed, I can't even feel a
thingamijg!
Mrs. Kapoor: It's not on yet.
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*boop*
The Chazzette: Is that it? This isn't so- *incoherent screaming*!!!
Mrs. Kapoor: Much better don't you think Principal Foxxxy?
Principal Foxxxy: I do agree, his creative use of vernacular was rather tiring.
Doc Candy: I have to say using this just for test scores seems a bit limiting.
Principal Foxxxy: Oh, we'll use it for all kinds of other kinky shit too! Just you
know, better grades means more prestige and all.

Lucy: They've got Chaz! They're torturing him!

Beck: *blithely* Oh no.
Lucy: Beck, we've gotta go save him!
Beck: Okay, let's not get too hasty.
Lucy: I say we just gotta rush them!
Beck: What did I just say about being hasty?
Lucy: Do you see a better window of opportunity here? I don't see us talking
to them peacefully, and I don't see us getting closer to them as time passes. If
we rush them while they're distracted we can at least make up a lot of ground
between them and us.
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Beck: Talk-no-jutsu worked really well on Amelia.

Amelia: Yeah, that reference is just flying over my head.
Lucy: Except my Mom's been talking about us having mixed-race babies, and
no offense Beck, but I really don't want to get pregnant before graduating, and
I do not want to tempt my mother when she's got an actual brainwashing
helmet on hand.
Beck: Point. Alright, well, in that case I guess we shouldn't waste any time.
Aright gang, let's go!

The group made a break for the teachers. Penny naturally moved the quickest, with
Amelia shortly behind her, while the nerds lagged behind.

Principal Foxxxy: Oh my, is that Lucy?

Cpt. Griffon: She's brought an army with her! And with Nelson that traitor!
We're under attack!
Doc Candy: *sigh* This is going to be a whole thing, isn't it?
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Captain Griffon met the student by the end of the pull, wasting no time in throwing a
heavy punch which Penny managed to block. The sudden assault froze the group
as they tried to figure out how to advance.
Cpt. Griffon: Nelson! You have betrayed me! I should have known that one
day it would come down to this!
Penny: I've got nothing more to say to you.
Hana: You go girl!

The teachers assembled on the opposite side of the pool, armed with their magical
booty. And also the magic artifacts the principal and vice-principal had found.
Cpt. Griffon: It would be wise of you to surrender.
Mistress S: Oh no, I want to see this drawn out.
Cpt. Griffon: I can't believe you would turn your back on me Nelson! After all I
did! I prepared you for battle, I turned your body into a living weapon! Is there
no such thing as loyalty to you? Does our shared history mean nothing!? But
now it's time to destroy my finest creation! You and I will meet in the fields of
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battle, and neither of us shall leave until the other is destroyed! Now face me
on this glorious-

*CRACK*
Cpt. Griffon: *incredibly girly scream*

Doc Candy: Did you just-

Mistress S: Yes.
Doc Candy: Why!?
Mistress S: Her speeches were growing tiresome.
Doc Candy: Would it kill you to take things a bit more seriously? These teens
have already looted five of our magic necklaces. Besides, most of us are
basically walking around in our underwear to begin with anyway.
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*CRACK*
Doc Candy: *incredibly girly moan*

Doc Candy: ...

Mistress S: Not impressed?
Doc Candy: Oh very. Hey, by the way, I think your whip has a little bit of
schmutz on it.
Mistress S: Really? Where?
Doc Candy: Here, I'll show you.
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*shove*
Doc Candy moved before Mistress S could react, swiftly yoinking the magical whip
from her hand and bodychecking her into the pool where she fell with a loud splash.

Lucy: Quick while they're distracted!

Lucy and the group were keen to take advantage of the corrupted teachers
infighting, running bast the Amazonian Captain Griffon. She moved to stop them,
but Penny was swift in pinning her down.
Cpt. Griffon: You think you can keep a hold of me Nelson?
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However the group still had to contend with one bimbofied biology teacher, and an
enthralled vice-principal.
Mrs. Kapoor: I won't dare let you touch Principal Foxxxy!
Lucy: It's never gonna happen Mrs. Kapoor!
Mrs. Kapoor: Silence heretic!
Doc Candy: Gotta appreciate her enthusiasm, don't you.
Beck: Look if you could like please just let us grab Mrs. Fox's necklace.
Doc Candy: I can't let you spoil all the fun dearie~ Now watch out!

Amelia dove in to protect Beck.

Amelia: Not on my watch you whore!
*CRACK*
Amelia: *girlish moan*
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The force of the whip attack landed the two on the floor.
Beck: Hey, Amelia, thanks...
Amelia: No problem babe!
Lucy: Why are you not wearing any underwear?
Amelia: Underwear is just a conspiracy set up by the man so they can keep
you down man!

While everyone was distracted, Hana quietly snuck over to Penny and her
Amazonian gym-coach, who were caught in a titanic tug of war. While Hana was
pretty half-hearted in this struggle that she was sure was going to land all of them in
detention, there was something she was very committed to.
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Perverse sexual lust.

Cpt. Griffon: W-Wait what's that?
Hana continued dragging her tongue up and down the massive gym coaches leg,
reveling in the taste and rubbing her tiny body against her taut bulging leg muscles.
Cpt. Griffon: S-Stop that! *tehehe* N-No! *hehehe* STAAAAHP! I'm ticklish!
*hahahahaha* That's cheating!

With the captains lapse in concentration from Hana's tongue lashing, it gave Penny
the opportunity to take down the aggro-Amazon. Planting her feet firmly on the
ground, Penny managed to lift Captain Griffon off the ground, where she could only
flail helplessly as she was completely immobilized by Hana's tickling tongue.
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Stunned by the sight, both Beck and Amelia watched Penny's impressive feats of
physical doing as they got up from the floor.
Beck: Huh. Penny's really, REALLY strong huh.
Amelia: Think that bitch'd be up for a threesome?
*BONK*

In Beck's distraction Mrs. Kapoor hit him with the magic bat forcing him into the new
frilly pink uniform.
Beck: *girly voice* Like come on man!
Amelia: I'll take care of this bitch, you take on that beach-blonde bimbo babe!
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Finally Penny had managed to pin Captain Griffith to the ground, holding her head
back keeping her from rejoining the fight. Meanwhile Hana was content to keep
sucking on the Captain's big toe which was large enough to almost fill up her entire
mouth.
Cpt. Griffion: S-STAAAHP! *AHAHAHAHA* P-PLEASE- *HEHEHE* NO
MORE!! I *HAHAHA* CAN'T TAKE IT *HAHAHAHA* I
SURENDEEEERRRRR!!! *HEEHEEHEEHEE* YOU WIN!!!

Amelia being the psychotic animal she was leapt onto Mrs. Kapoor pinning her
magical bat against her keeping her from using it. Meanwhile Beck struggled to
balance in the giant pink heel's he'd been forced into. He really had no idea what he
was supposed to do here, given the only fights he'd been in were against Chaz, and
had been very one-sided affairs.
Doc Candy: OHMIGOD You look so cyute in that outfit Becki! I knew I made
the right call with that uniform!
Beck: Like, not my name!
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Doc Candy: Oh just give into it Becki! You and I could have so much fun
together! After this I'll finish dying your hair, do your makeup, give you a mani-
pedi, we'll go shopping, and when we're done we'll have a big orgy with the
cheerleaders with you as the star! Now c'mere!!!

*CLANG*
Lucy: Another one bites the dust.
Beck: Damn girl, you savage.
Doc Candy: *incoherently* I'm ooooookay!
Lucy: Alright quick, my Mom's the last one!
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Principal Foxxxy: Okay Lucy, Beck, I think this has gotten quite out of hand.
I've been tolerating your little games thus far, but I can't put up with you
assaulting your teachers like that. You and I are going to have to go into a
room so I can teach you a lesson for all this. I hope the two of you-
*CRACK*

Principal Foxxxy: ...*inhale*

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Principal Foxxxy: *exhale*

Principal Foxxxy: Oh you are in so much trouble right now young girl.
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Beck: Like what was even the point of that? She's pretty much already in her
undies already.
Lucy: I was hoping it'd take that necklace off her alright!
Beck: Yeah, but now she's doing the black eyes and weird voice thing!
Lucy: I can see that Beck!

Mistress S: Oh-ho-ho, that plastic bitch is going to pay so much for this
indignity.
Fiona: Interestin'. Yer makeups not running despite taking such a big dip in
the pool.
Mistress S: What? Who are you? What is a small child doing here? Get lost
runt this is no place for a little-
Fiona: Stab!
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*STAB*
Fiona: ~Now to run in save the Numpties~~~

The Chazzette: *incoherent screaming stops* By jove that was quite the
unpleasant experience. Hmm... how unusual, it feels almost as if a heavy veil
has been lifted from the Chazzette's mind. I don't think the Chazzette's head
has ever felt quite so clear an open, my it's almost as if the Chazzette's brain
has become a blank canvas, ready and eager to soak up all kinds of new
knowledge. My word how frightening! Was there anything amiss that
transpired while the Chazzette was in excruciating pain?
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Principal Foxxxy: It seems I've been way too lenient on you children!
Lucy: *ghrk*!
Beck: Mrs. Fox you're crushing me!

Lucy: *struggling* Mom you gotta get that thing off you!
Principal Foxxxy: Why? You'd begrudge your mother a little bit of fun? A
little bit of youth? A little bit of power? I've played the role of perfect
wife your entire life, and I've been given no reward for it. Do you really
hate seeing your mother enjoy herself so much?
Lucy: Mom...
Principal Foxxxy: Don't worry Lucy, I'm not going to hurt you. I don't need
to. All we need is a little bit of mother-daughter bonding time, and you'll
see my point of view soon enough. My what should I do with you? You
know you spend all your time being a perfect honor student, maybe I
should turn you into a naughty rebellious girl like Amelia? Or maybe I
should drain out all those brains so you can be a slutty airheaded bimbo
like Cherise. It'll be so much fun when I'm done with you, because then
you'll be my top enforcer remaking this school in our image.
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Fiona: Fist o' the Irish!

*BONK*

Fiona: Oh shite.
Principal Foxxxy: And who are you? Nevermind, I don't have the energy to
care.

Principal Foxxxy threw her own daughter into Fiona sending them flying into the
chairs that had been set up, sending them flying all over the place.
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But while her attention had been focused elsewhere, Amelia who had finally
knocked Mrs. Kapoor out grabbed onto the demonic principal.
Amelia: I gotcha Buzzkill!
Principal Foxxxy: Ms. Carmicheal I have had quite enough of you, what
the HELL are you doing!
Amelia: Love triumphs over all bitch!
Principal Foxxxy: The fuck are you talking about!?

With enough wrangling, Amelia managed to get the necklace off of the Principal
and sent it flying through the air towards Lucy.
The Chazzette: Hmm, it seems given the context clues available to the
Chazzette that some form of scuffle is taking place. Perhaps someone nearby
could take this opportunity to free the Chazzette from her bindings? The
Chazzette would very much like to vacate the premises now.
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Fiona: Gotcha!
Lucy: Um, Fiona is my Mom supposed to be smoking like a broken down car
engine on a hot day in august after a 15 hour car ride?

Principal Foxxxy: Get the hell off me right this instance!

Beck: Um, Amelia, I think like you should get off I think this is like getting
dangerous!
Amelia: No way! I gotta keep a hold of her for you guys!
Beck: She's starting to get like real hot! Like really really hot!
Amelia: I know it stings like a motherfucker!
Principal Foxxxy: IF ALL OF YOU DON'T START BEHAVING RIGHT NOW
I'M GOING TO HAVE TO DO SOMETHING I MIGHT REGRET!!!
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Lucy: Okay Fiona, whatever you gotta do, now is the right time to do it!
Fiona: I really appreciate you being willing to sacrifice your life for me like that
Lassie.
Lucy: Yeah, whatever just do the thing already!
Fiona: You know, cause like normally I should be doing this in a locked room
with me mojo and it'd take a few minutes, and now I just gotta use me mallet.
Lucy: Just work your mojo or whatever.
Fiona: Can't, not enough time. You know, just wanted to let you know before
both of us get swallowed up by the massive blast that'll happen from what I'm
about to do.

Lucy: Wait what?

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Bad End
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Epilogue

Beck: ...Zuh?
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Beck awoke in the safety of his room, thoroughly confused. Last he checked he
was in the pool doing battle with deadly demons. As his sense returned to him, he
realized he was no inhabiting an entirely male body.

Beck rushed over to the mirror to check himself over. True enough he noted
somewhat wistfully, his chest was now flat and hard like it was supposed to be. The
other minor proportion changes in his waist, rear, and legs had also reverted.
Beck: Testing, testing, 1-2-3...
And now his voice was back to being fully manly, without any need for him to try to
affect it.
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Beck: Oh wait!
The boy also decided to inspect his junk just to ensure everything is where it's
supposed to be.
Beck: (Well, everything is where it's supposed to be.... huh, I was always this
size right? Was it maybe bigger back when... nope, best not to think too hard
about it)

Beck: (So that's it then I guess? I'm back at home in my original body. Is
everything over then?)
Mrs. Hancock: Beck! You should be getting up already, it's almost time for
school!
Beck: (School? Shouldn't today be saturday?)
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Beck came downstairs slowly, trying to make sure he didn't accidentally overwork
anything in his body if that was a concern. When he exited the hallway he found his
Mom waiting for him.
Mrs. Hancock: There you are Sweetie, I was worried I was going to have to
drag you out of your bed.
Beck: Hey Mom. Um, remind me what day is today?
Mrs. Hancock: You really need to wake-up and get dressed, it's Monday, and
you only have fifteen minutes before you have to leave with Jayden and
Ginny.
Beck: Right. (Monday. Have I traveled forwards in time? Or backwards? Or
was I in a coma or something?)

Mrs. Hancock: Now lemme give you a kiss before I head off!
Beck: Mom!
Mrs. Hancock: No complaining! *MWAH*! Alright, Mommy's got to head off to
work, and hey remember your exams are in three weeks so pay attention in
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school!
Beck: (Three weeks? It should be a week from now actually...)

Mrs. Hancock: Hmphhrrt, mrrv u ull! Mfee u unngh! (Alright, love you all! See
you tonight!)
Jayden: Okay, so you going to get dressed, or do you want to go to classes in
your PJ's?
Ginny: Yeah, hurry up bro!
Beck: Yeah, yeah, just give me a minute, I'm running behind I think. Or
ahead? Nevermind, I'll get dressed.

On the car ride over, Beck checked his phone and saw that it seemed like it was
monday two weeks ago, back when his whole adventure had started. If he'd known
that would happen he would have paid attention to the lottery numbers to try to
Back to the Future it. But as his older sister transported him, Beck wondered if
anyone else would remember anything that had happened.
Beck: Hey so Ginny?
Ginny: Yeah?
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Beck: Um, how are things with you and Lily?

Ginny: Oh, fine I guess. You know, we still meet up to play games with each-
other.
Beck: Right, right. And, you don't, I dunno, feel like maybe she might be a bit
clingy?
Ginny: ... Beck, if you want to talk about what happened with you and Lucy we
can do that.
Beck: Alright, I see how you'd get that impression, but that's not where I was
going with that.
Ginny: Really?
Beck: Honest.
Ginny: Cause you know, if you did want to talk about it-
Beck: Not what I was getting at.
Ginny: I'm just saying it would be fine.
Jayden: I don't see any point in talkin' about that snake of a woman.
Beck: Right, cause neither of you two have seen us hanging out since...
Jayden: Since middle school. That bitch thinks she can get a makeover and
suddenly she's too good for you.
Ginny: Okay, Jayden, that's uncalled for.
Jayden: I calls it like I sees it.
Beck: Right, well thanks guys.

Jayden: Alright guys. Stay safe, don't use drugs, do use condoms.
Ginny: Jayden ew!
Beck: Uh-huh.
Ginny: Beck, you okay? You seem distracted.
Beck: Huh? Oh yeah, my minds kind of all over the place this morning. (I don't
see Fiona anywhere, this is normally where she came to meet me...)
Ginny: Cause you know, we're always here to talk if you want it...
Beck: Thanks Ginny, but not necessary. Come on, lets head off for school.
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Beck looked up and down the entrance way, but didn't see any sign of the crotchety
Leprechaun girl. Beck was left wondering if he'd ever see her again after this point.

As he rounded the corner he bumped into Lucy.

Lucy: Beck!
Beck: Lucy. Uh...
Lucy: Hey, um, we need to talk. Even if we haven't talked a lot recently I
guess... that is to say, um, sometime today! It's urgent!
Beck: Hey Lucy do you- this might be a weird question-
Just then the morning bell rang interrupting the two.
Lucy: Darnit. Um, see you at lunch!
With that Lucy darted off, and Beck ended up having to wander to his next class.
He just realized he wasn't sure if Lucy remembered their magical adventure or not.
If she did she wasn't just coming out and saying it, but maybe that's because she
likewise wasn't sure if he did? As it was though, Beck was starting to realize that
even if everything was seemingly fixed, he might not have anyone to talk to about it.
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At least Lucy seemed to be back in her normal clothes however.

The next sign that things were back to normal was Hana sitting where she usually
did in Math with her normal clothes and hair.
Beck: Uh, hey Hana. How are you today? Normal I hope?
Hana: Man there's no such thing as normal.
Beck: Right...Hana: Just grinding for some waifu's. I've been trying to get Hulk
Hogan in a skimpy maid outfit, but main she is not making it easy for me.

Beck: Right, but no like, life-changing events that make you question your
sexuality or anything like that?
Hana: Idunno, days not over yet. Had a pretty nasty headache this morning,
but I think it's mostly over with. Maybe I'm sexually attracted to honey-badgers
now or something. Did you have any life-changing-
Beck: Let me get back to you on that one.
Hana: Oh, okay. Well yeah, whenever you feel comfortable talking about that
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stuff.
Beck: But far as you can tell this is a completely normal day where completely
normal stuff is happening and there's nothing unusual going on?
Hana: Well yeah, and then you showed up.
Beck: Right. I might be really weird in the next couple of days, so if you could
just, I don't know, keep an eye out for things.
Hana: Things?
Beck: You know. Ghosts. Leprechauns. Haunted jewelry.
Hana: Is this about another one of those anime dreams you had?
Beck: Maybe?

Ms. Saitokawa: Okay class, quiet down please, quiet down... so I'm feeling
incredibly under the weather today, so we're going to take it easy and just do
some reviews. Give me a few minutes to get my bearings alright? And please,
please keep it down...
Beck: (Okay, Teacher #1 back to normal... no new jewelry on her... no
suddenly whipping girls and trying to turn them into lesbian slaves...) Hey
Hana, this is going to be a weird question.
Hana: Shoot.
Beck: So, if Ms. Saitokawa wanted to tie you up and whip you and turn you
into a sex-slave, what would be your response?
Hana: Well I'd ask her to buy me dinner first at least. You?
Beck: I'd... seriously weigh my options.
Hana: Gotcha.
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Beck's next class was Gym. He was relieved not to have to find an out of the way
spot to change anymore, but he carefully observed his surroundings, try to find
anything that might still be out of place. He spied Claire over in the corner, and
went to check on her.

Beck: Hey Claire, how are you?

Claire: Ugh, why are you talking to me loser?
Beck: Cause you seem to be feeling not alright?
Claire: Go away you are just making it worse.
Beck: What worse?
Claire: Fuck off, I have this splitting headache, feels like the worlds worst
hangover! And you pestering me is making it worse...
Beck: Jeeze, sorry, I was just trying to see if you were okay.
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Claire: FUCK. OFF. I hate you, you fucking limpdick nerdoid loser, I hope you
choke to death on a corndog.
Beck: (Right, we hate each-other. Kinda forgot about that.)

Penny: Hey Claire, you feeling down too?

Claire: *unpleasant moaning*
Penny: I feel that.
Beck: Hey Penny, you feeling down too?
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Penny: Huh? Oh yeah uh...

Beck: Seems like a lot of girls are dealing with headaches right now. But Hana
said hers passed already, so hopefully yours goes away too.
Claire: Stop talking to her you loser...
Penny: Um, I'm sorry this is going to be very rude, but um, how do I know
you?
Beck: We- oh right... (I guess none of us hanging out happened now...
damn...) um, well I'm a friend of Lucy's, so...
Penny: Oh, is that right, well it's nice to meet you uh, I'm sorry I don't
remember your name...
Beck: It's Beck.

Eveline: Sup guys! Claire you okay?

Claire: No...
Penny: Apparently a lot of girls are getting headaches; I woke up with a pretty
bad one this morning too.
Eveline: Wow really?
Beck: How are you feeling Eveline
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Eveline: Oh just fine. Great even really, uh... sorry what was your name?
Beck: Right you too, it's Beck.
Eveline. Oh.
Penny: He's Lucy's friend, right?
Beck: Right.
Eveline: Really? I didn't think Lucy had any guy friends. Well it's nice to meet
you Beck.
Beck: Well I'll leave you girls to your... girl stuff then.
Claire: Finally...

Beck went off to check in on the Gym Coach to see how she was doing.

Thankfully she was back to her normal tiny size, and was lacking the aura of
aggression she had been exuding recently.
Beck: Hey Coach. Not feeling good?
Coach Griffith: Huh? Oh hey Hancock. Thanks for checking up on me. I don't
know what it is, but I woke up with this massive hangover this morning.
Beck: Right.
Coach Griffith: I think we'll be taking it easy today. I have enough energy to
show up, but I think I might make myself throw up if I overwork myself.
Beck: Wow. Well hey, it's good to see you putting in the effort then.

Finally it was time for lunch. Lucy had texted to meet him by the cafeteria entrance.
Beck hoped that this was about their whole magical adventure, because it was
rather killing him inside not having anyone to discuss it with.
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Lucy: Beck, there you are.

Beck: Yeah.
Lucy: Hey, uh, lets sit down first, okay?
Beck: Sure...

Lucy went and found them a small table in an isolated corner of the Cafeteria for
the two to talk in private.
Lucy: So...
Beck: So...
Lucy: Okay, Beck, this might sound weird, but when was the last time we
spoke?
Beck: A friday?
Lucy: A friday recently right?
Beck: A friday that might have been sometime in the future?
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Lucy: Oh thank god it is you!

Beck: Right, so you and I both remember all the magic stuff!
Lucy: Yeah, with the Leprechaun and the Sex Demons! God I felt like I was
going insane again where nobody remembered the last two weeks!
Beck: Yeah, it was driving me up the wall not having anyone to talk to this
about.
Lucy: I thought maybe I was just dreaming and I was maybe going
schizophrenic or something! So all of that was real?
Beck: I think? I mean I haven't noticed anything unusual besides what you
and I seem to remember.
Lucy: But we both remember it, there's no way we'd both have a shared
psychosis like that.
Beck: I mean, unless one of us is in a coma-dream and the other is just a
figment of one of our imaginations.
Lucy: Okay Beck, don't mess with me right now.
Beck: Sorry, just that's one of the possibilities.
Lucy: So then... what do we do now?
Beck: I don't know. I haven't seen Fiona anywhere, have you?
Lucy: No, I haven't noticed anything magical either. I checked on Mom, she
can't seem to remember anything about the last two weeks.
Beck: Maybe because the last two weeks didn't happen? We seem to have
time-traveled.
Lucy: I know right! I wish I paid attention to the news or something so we
could like predict that sort of stuff.
Beck: My mind went lottery tickets.
Lucy: Or that.
Beck: I've checked on all the girls who were affected, they all seem to have
headaches. Well except for Eveline, what about your Mom?
Lucy: Yeah, she had a huge headache this morning, had me drive her here.
Lily had a headache this morning too now that you mention it. I'm fine though
for some reason?
Beck: Maybe it's because you're a 'freak of nature'?
Lucy: Yeah maybe.
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Lucy: ... so uh... teenage drama?

Beck: Come again?
Lucy: I mean... well we said we'd table our dumb teenage relationship
problems until we solved all the magic stuff... so, well, here we are...
Beck: Yeah... right... well I don't think I'm friends with the popular girls
anymore now that the last two weeks didn't happen?
Lucy: Really?
Beck: Yeah, just spotted the girls at Gym. Claire hates me again, and both
Penny and Eveline don't know who I am.
Lucy: Oh wow.
Beck: Does that matter to you?
Lucy: I mean it sucks.
Beck: And now that I'm a loser who your popular friends don't care about-
Lucy: That shouldn't matter- DOESN'T matter.
Beck: ...
Lucy: Look Beck I- ... we just went on this big once-in-a-lifetime adventure
with each-other. If my other friends don't like you... well if you are okay with it,
I'm not going to let that end our friendship.
Beck: Do you really mean it?
Lucy: I do.
Beck: Well it's just... you never officially stopped being friends with me in the
first place. You just stopped hanging out and talking with me after you got
popular. How do I know that it won't happen again? I mean sure we could get
along with some exciting magic stuff happening. But I mean, that's over now,
and I'm just back to being normal, lame Beck.
Lucy: Can- Can I at least get a chance? A chance to show that I really value
our friendship? That's all I want. I wasn't stopping to think about things before.
Beck: ... Okay, well, I think you deserve at least a chance. I mean you kinda
where the one to save the day back there after all.
Lucy: Oh that, that wasn't anything special. But... thanks Beck.
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With that teenage-drama out of the way, Beck's day seemed to go along normally.
He kept spying for anything out of the ordinary but couldn't find any hint or hair of
anything magical. His history class proceeded like it always did.

The last class of his with a formerly corrupted teacher was his Biology Class, where
he sat adjacent to Claire.
Beck: Yo, still under-the-weather?
Claire: I will gouge your eyes out with a rusty spoon.
Beck: Neat.
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Dr. Cairney stumbled into the class leaning on to the desk for support.
Dr. Cairney: Okay class... we've got a change in lesson plan, unfortunately I'm
not feeling well, so today we're just going to watch a movie. Be sure to take
notes though, this isn't going to be a free period.

With his classes over, Beck still had to check on his advisor Dr. Carmicheal just to
make sure she was experiencing any undue side-effects.

*knock-knock-knock*
Dr. Carmicheal: *Bwuh*?
Beck: Ame- I mean, Dr. Carmicheal can I come in?
Dr. Carmicheal: Beck...? Oh, sure, sure, come in.
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Beck: Are you feeling okay Dr. Carmicheal?

Dr. Carmicheal: Hmm? Oh, well I must have caught some sort of flu, because
I have been knocked off my fanny today. Between you and me I've been
pretty much knocked out on my desk the entire day .
Beck: Oh, well I'm really sorry to hear that, I hope it passes.
Dr. Carmicheal: Oh, don't worry about me, I'm an adult, besides it's my job to
take care of you.
Beck: Oh, that's not necessary, if you're unwell I can just leave you alone.
Dr. Carmicheal: Nonsense Beck. What kind of a teacher would I be if I let my
problems come before yours. Do you think you're ready for the upcoming
exams? Are you worried maybe the divorce might effect your behavior?
Beck: The- oh that.
Dr. Carmicheal: If you ever want to talk about it I'm all ears for you.
Beck: No, no that's not necessary.
Dr. Carmicheal: Come on Beck, you seem down, maybe talking about it will
help you feel better?
Beck: Idunno... you ever feel like you ever put a lot of effort into something,
only to then feel like you've made no progress?
Dr. Carmicheal: Oh like you wouldn't believe.
Beck: Right. Well... well there was... well there was a girl I liked, but now I'm
worried that I'm never going to see her again.
Dr. Carmicheal: Oh I see. Can you tell me more about her?
Beck: Well... she was a very confused girl. She wanted to be a rebel, but deep
down she was a very caring person. I thought we really liked each-other, but
then... well she had to go away.
Dr. Carmicheal: I see, well you know nowadays you have social media so you
can still keep in touch, right?
Beck: Yeah, but I don't think it'll be the same thing.
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Dr. Carmicheal: Well Beck, at least your love life is more interesting than
when I was your age. I was quite the wallflower you know.
Beck: For some reason I find that hard to imagine.
Dr. Carmicheal: It's true Beck! Sometimes I feel like I really wasted my youth,
so I think it's better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all.
Beck: Yeah. I don't know Doctor, you think a guy like me could really find a
girlfriend?
Dr. Carmicheal: Oh I know you will. You're too smart and cute and witty not to.
I'm sure if you put yourself out there, girls will be fighting over you.
Beck: Well, it's really nice to hear you say that.
Dr. Carmicheal: You're welcome Beck. Is there anything else you wanted to
talk about?
Beck: No, no that was it for now. Well, guess I'll be seeing you later Amelia. I
mean, Dr. Carmicheal.

Beck: (Well, that was an emotionally draining experience. Now all that's left is
to check on the Principals just in case)
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The young man walked down the hallway to the Principals office, but bumped into
Mrs. Fox just as he rounded the corner.

Mrs. Kapoor: The Principal is not in the mood for your shenanigans Ms. White.
Ms. White: I just wanted to check in to see how she was doing.
Mrs. Kapoor: And now that you've done so you can kindly leave the Principal to her
business.
Mrs. Fox: Please Priya, not so loudly...

Beck: Hey Mrs. Fox. Mrs. Kapoor, Ms. White.

Mrs. Kapoor: Young man, what are you doing wandering the halls at this hour, you
should either be in a club-room or on your way home.
Mrs. Fox: Oh calm down Priya. Hello Beck, sorry did you need me for something? I
need to head home, I've just been feeling unwell all day.
Beck: Oh, it's okay, I just wanted to check in on a few things it can wait. Mrs.
Kapoor are you feeling unwell too?
Mrs. Kapoor: I would kindly ask you to mind your own business young man.
Mrs. Fox: Forgive her Beck, Priya is a bit crabby today there must be some flu-bug
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going around. You should probably give us some space, I don't want to spread it to
you.

Ms. White: You know, I truly utterly cannot stand that woman.
Beck: (You know, as far along as Mrs. Fox was, she's lucky all she's got is a
headache) Mrs. Kapoor you mean? Yeah, most of the students are terrified of
her. Well at least when they aren't cussing her out.
Ms. White: Oh I can imagine. You know I'd hoped that her attitude would have
at least improved a bit while everything was going on, but oh well. I'm just
happy I didn't have to get personally involved this time.

Beck: Wait what?

Ms. White: Anyhoo, I gotta go make a lesson plan about how many of the
Confederate generals were racist! SPOILER ALERT: ~It was all of them~~~
Beck: Huh...
Beck: ... well file away that plot point for later.
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Beck: (Well it's been a long day. But at least everything is back to normal.
That is everyone who got messed with by magic right? I'm not forgetting
anyone?)

The Chaz: A-shya-booski!

Beck: Gah!
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Beck: ... Oh how are you doing Chaz? I'm doing great, thanks for asking. . I
was just hoping you know, that you were in good health and all that, but it's
good to see that you're up and about and still an ASSHOLE.

Beck: (Alright, well time to just head back home, relax, turn my brain off.)
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Beck: (Huh, this is where I'd usually meet up with Fiona. I guess she's really
not going to show up again.)

Beck: (Guess I don't know why she would. I mean it was pretty clear she
didn't actually like me, and was only talking to me cause I could be useful to
her.)
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Beck: (And now my life is back to normal. Boring and normal. I guess I was so
focused on what I was supposed to do, I didn't really stop to think about what
it would be like once it was actually over.)

Beck: (Nah, I shouldn't be too ungrateful about this. I mean, I had a once-in-a-
lifetime adventure. Sure it was scary and weird, but you know, now my life is
kinda like an anime. I mean, maybe a one-season anime with a bland boring
protagonist, but still. And I'm sorta friends with Lucy again. Maybe I can make
friends with her popular friends again too.)
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Beck: (Yeah, can't focus on the negative. I got a second chance at life. And
it's all thanks to that short angry leprechaun. I guess I should be thankful to
her wherever she is, far away from here.)

Fiona: ~Hey Numpty!~

Beck: WAAGHBLADUBULHAGHK!
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Beck: FIONA!!!
Fiona: Miss me Numpty?
Beck: For the love of all that is holy stop doing that!!!

Beck: Where were you? I was keeping an eye out for you all day!
Fiona: I was snooping see? Making sure all our loose ends were wrapped up.
Beck: Right. You could have called or something.
Fiona: Yeah I coulda.
Beck: How did you sneak up on me like that? It's like you just popped into
existence.
Fiona: Yeah, it was me glamor. Makes it so Numpties like you can't sees me
unless I wants it.
Beck: I thought I could see through that?
Fiona: Yeah. Back when you had magic.
Beck: Wait- so I don't have magic anymore?
Fiona: Seems like. You just taste of Numpty. If I had to guess, I would say you
probably only have magic when you have ladyparts.
Beck: That- That's a thing?
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Fiona: Be thankful Numpty. Most normies don't have magic even with ladybits.
Beck: Is there a reason you are actually here?

Fiona: Yeah, well, just wanted to make sure you hadn't tripped over your own
shoelaces and killed yourself.
Beck: I see.
Fiona: And well... I've tracked down all my lost property. Well most of it. 99%
at least. And well... I wanted to thank ya's.
Beck: Wow. Well, you're welcome I guess.
Fiona: Now don't be getting a big head over it. And also...
Beck: Also?
Fiona: Well you ain't the most incompetent Numpty I've ever found. Like
you're mostly super incompetent, but you know, you're better than your
average Numpty. So I was wonderin'... if you wanted you could come work
with me. At me shop.
Beck: You're offering me a job?
Fiona: Yeah, that way I can keep an eye on you and make sure you don't
drown in your own bathtub.
Beck: Fiona be careful there, you almost sound like you care about me.
Fiona: Oi, shut it Numpty. Do you wants the job or not?
Beck: I mean, I guess I'm not doing anything with my Saturday nights, so sure
I guess.
Fiona: He guesses, well Numpty I run a tight ship, so don't be expecting
things to stay easy like they have been got it!
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Beck: What do you mean?

Fiona: I may have gotten all me stuff back, but that don't mean this shiteshow
is over. I still haven't figured out who had the means and balls on them to go
and steal from me shop. Whoever that no good cunting thief is, they're still out
there. And least if I pay you to mind me shop, they'll be more likely to shoot
you afore they shoot me.
Beck: You know Fiona, I think you're a tsundere.
Fiona: If that's some way of you calling me a Leprechaun in Mexican, I will
fecking revoke your penis privileges Numpty.
Beck: Yes'm.

Beck: Oh god that was a long day. Well, guess this is a new chapter of my life
or something. Ah, I'll figure it out later. I just hope nothing Fiona sells
explodes. Ah, who am I kidding, I bet that's all she sells.
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Beck: But hey, at least that's all my fires in the immediate present put out.

DUN-DUN-DUN!!!!

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