Hello miss can I ask you a few questions about the burglary at your house

Yeah sure

When did it happen

It happened around 3 in the morning, my neighbors heard some noises and called the police

Why didn’t you call the police yourself

Because my phone was dead

But you’re phone was at 20% when we came

That is because I plugged it in

Ok, Next question

Did you have a good look of the thief’s face

No, he was all black

And what did he stole

He stole my whole barbie dolls collection

How many where there

There where 120 vintage barbies in the collection

How much money was it worth

Over 2000 $

What did you do the moment you heard someone break into your house

I started panicking and looking for my phone and bat

Did you hit him with the bat

No, he was already gone with my collection

Ok, so at 1 in the morning someone broke in to your house, stole 160 barbies and he escaped

Yes that is true

Why are you lying

I’m not why would you say that

Because you just said it was at 3 am and he stole 120 barbies and now you are agreeing with me that it was at 1
am and that he stole 160 barbies

I’m sorry I wasn’t really listening

And we found your barbies in the dumpster

What are you talking about

You’re coming with us

NOOOOO