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 CAFFEINE HAIRAPY
And it’s cramping your style. Real girl-on-girl hairapy overheard at a
coffee shop in Vancouver. At least it
makes your waist
Ugh! look smaller.
Big hair day. Oops! Did I say that
It’s fluffier than out loud?
Massive girth my latte.
indicates high
humidity.

I’m not the

Distinctive pyramid one with the
shape expands skim-and-
from the bottom. sweetener.

ALERT BIG HAIR in

We found this mysterious
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HISTORY
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 9:00 AM
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 TRASHY FRIZZ Check the FRIZZ-idex
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 Quick FIXES Damage CONTROL
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 TELL
HOW TO TRAIN YOUR GUY
! ALL!
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 PLAYING the
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 Frizz-beast freakin’ you out?
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