Don’t Harsh The Vibe A Honey Heist Hack

Inspired by Grant Howitt and Elli (@TheBloodMother on twitter)

This Page Is For Players 2: STATS

You have two stats, and start with 3 points in
each.
CHAD: Use for wholesome actions.
1: CHARACTER CREATION CHUD: Use when you’re being kind of a jerk.

Choose or roll 3d6 to determine your descriptor,

your role, and your himbo type. 3: ACTIONS
Any time you act and the outcome is in doubt,
DESCRIPTOR HIMBO TYPE
you roll a d6. If it’s equal to or under the
1: Eager 1: Athlete
relevant stat, you succeed. If it’s over the stat,
2: Happy 2: Cook
you fail.
3: Helpful 3: Artist
When doing something related to your himbo
4: Strong 4: Surfer
type, or relating to your role, use 2d6, and take
5: Forgetful 5: Handyman
the lowest result.
6: Absent-minded 6: Gardener

ROLE
1: Victim 4: Glue
4: CHANGING STATES
FRUSTRATION: Failure causes difficulties, move a
2: Instigator 5: Motivator
point from CHAD to CHUD.
3: Joker 6: Charmer
DISTRACTION: Success creates complacency,
move a point from CHUD to CHAD.
Name your beautiful airhead. You can voluntarily move a point from CHAD to
Choose some pronouns; himbo is a state of CHUD by having a sulk.
mind and not restricted by something as You can voluntarily move a point from CHUD to
complex as gender. CHAD by asking for a vibe check.

5: THE END
BONUS HAT TABLE If your CHUD stat ever reaches 6, you give up and
IF YOU WANT YOUR HIMBO TO WEAR AN AWESOME HAT
flounce off, abandoning your friends.
If your CHAD stat ever reaches 6, you get
1: Trilby 2: Top 3: Bowler
distracted by something really rad, and wander
4: Flat-cap 5: Cowboy 6: Fez
off from your friends.
Don’t Harsh The Vibe A Honey Heist Hack
Inspired by Grant Howitt and Elli (@TheBloodMother on twitter)

ADVICE FOR GMS: If you’re used to ttrpgs

This Page Is For The GM
UH-OH, your friend’s party has run
into a major snag! Good thing their
with a little more structure, don’t panic.
This is all for fun. If you don’t want to use
the prompts, run wild and free, my friend.
Embrace the openness, encourage
creativity, and if things are going too
smoothly, don’t be afraid to add
complications.

wholesome himbo friends are here to

save the day. You’re going to make sure
everything goes off without a hitch.
SCENARIO
Random tables for setting up the adventure
WHAT’S THE
PROBLEM?
1: The caterer cancelled
2: The venue is double-booked
3: The decorator is incommunicado
4: The DJ/band has been hospitalised
5: The invites had the wrong address
6: There’s an extreme weather warning

WHAT’S THE
OCCASION? WILDCARD
1: Costume party
2: Bat/Bar Mitzvah ELEMENTS
3: Quinceañera
(ROLL TWICE)
4: Anniversary
1: Party crashers
5: Birthday
2: Over budget
6: Eid al-Fitr
3: Rowdy relative
4: Is that a bear?!
5: Bad shrimp
6: What’s with this music?