Happy Kittens Co.

4728 Fluffy Drive

Vancouver BC
V7K 5S8
Canada
(555)-483-2865
info@happykittensco.com
www.happykittensco.com

Timmy Timmington
3874 Timmy Road
Vernon BC
V7F 8D3

Dear Mr. Timmy Timmington,

My name is John, from Happy Kittens Co. I have a pet shop strictly for kittens where we sell
kittens to the happiest homes we can find. Me and my team were wanting to know if you
needed some kittens. If so, we have a great variety of kittens we are just dying to show you.
Here at Happy Kittens Co, we have every kind of breed you're looking for, if not, we will make
the breed you want, just for you! Our kittens are shipped across sea in the best quality crates
we could find, but it will cost extra to add food, and water. For an even bigger fee, we can train
them to do tricks! For example, sit, lay down, roll over, and hack into your computer to wire
transfer all your money to us.
For our opening ceremony, we will be falsely giving away free kittens just so you will want to
come, but the first 46 customers will get our new breed of cat, “Failed Experiment” cats! Don’t
they just sound adorable?
We hope to hear back from you very soon, because these kittens need a home, and we need
money.

Sincerely,

John Johnnington