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Rachel: I told them, Anna, Dave, you’re acting like a pair of bloody mugs.
Rachel: I said, you’ve ruined my 16th so I hope that plays on your conscience for the rest of
your life. They really drag me down d’you know that. That’s too –
Billie: Sorry
Billie: Well –
Rachel: They keep saying they just want me to be happy. We just want you to be happy,
Rachel. Well clearly they don’t as they literally hold the keys to my happiness and they
won’t hand them over. Keisha had a house party. Rahima had a house party.
Billie: Ready?
Rachel: Yeah.
Billie: Okay. Take a deep breath in –
Rachel: Is it bleeding?
Rachel: It hurt.
Rachel: It’s fine. I had like four bags of crisps at lunch anyway. Just give me two minutes to
mentally prepare.
Billie: Thirty-six.
Rachel: He’s at work most of the time, hiding from my mum. She basically hates him.
Rachel: Nothing bad. Mostly he just sits in his office. Listening to songs about, like, war and
stuff. And crying into his coffee. Mum calls him an Island.
Billie: Huh?
Rachel: Like hard to reach. She keeps coming into my bedroom to ‘hang out’ and watch me
get changed. She goes, it’s nothing I haven’t seen before, you come out my front bum.’
She’s a proper pervert. My sister’s the same. She like Mum and I’m like Dad. I mean, you’re
always gonna turn into one of your parents aren’t you, it’s just about choosing the one
who’s slightly less mental.
(pause)
Crap! Sorry!
Billie: Oh. Don’t be. My Dad says she was a selfish cow so I didn’t miss out on much.
Rachel: Still.
Billie: Honestly, I’m not emotionally scarred or anything. I don’t remember her so…
Rachel: I’ll try. But can’t make any promises. How come he’s always around, your dad? Does
he work nights?
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Billie?
Billie: Yeah.
Billie: No!
Billie: He isn’t.
Billie: I dunno.
Rachel: I could smell it as soon as we walked in. Do you think he’d sell me some?
Rachel: Okay.
Billie: Rachel!
Rachel: What?
Rachel: Tickets?
Rachel: No.
Billie: Good.
Rachel: Please. Mum’s having a life drawing party that night. Some naked hippy comes
round and we have to like paint them or whatever.
Billie: Do you think if I got him the tickets, he’d do some tutoring with me? On my English.
Rachel: You only need a C. As long as you don’t have retake who gives a crap?
Rachel: I’m dropping as many subjects as I can. I’m just gonna do music and art. Doss
classes.
Billie: You’ll get wax on all my sheets. Look at my essay while I do it.
Billie: Why?
Rachel: No reason.
Billie: Do you reckon your Dad would look over my coursework as well?