Pantea Ghoroori one liners

1. let’s be honest, no industry is getting hit harder with inflation than the balloon industry.
2. I fell in love with a MILF while playing tennis, it was forty-love.
3. If there’s a god, why did he make me an atheist
4. Getting head from a midget is a low blow
5. I’m worried Kim and Kanye’s fighting is going to pull North West in two different directions
6. What do you call a kidney doctor who also works as a weather reporter? a meaty urologist.
7. We found love in a homeless place. Place Vanier.
8. What do Indian people have in common with cockroaches? They both outlast the apocalypse.
9. What does Israel and south Africa have in common? Apartheid
10. I put the sexy in dyslexia.
11. Your mama so pretty, how ugly must your dad be?
12. I saw my first porno the other day. I looked a lot younger back then.
13. A boy told me he liked my shoes so we conversed.
14. At the peak of my teenage powers, I used to walk around a dried razor
15. It that time of the month where my bed looks like a murder scene
16. Indians are like aids. Once they in you, they can’t stop reproducing
17. My penis was in the Guinness book of world records, but then the librarian told me to pull it out.
18. Muhammed made a joke. It bombed terribly.
19. What’s the difference between 9/11 and my wife? Only one tower comes down.
20. People ask me if I believe in extra-terrestrial beings and I say yes, my sister without make up.