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PHOTOGRAPHY: DOC MARLON PECJO, RIA REGINO, JERICO MONTEMAYOR; ILLUSTRATION: WARREN ESPEJO, JEREMIAH IDANAN
YA M
C O NCEPCION
Your favorite rock
’n’ rollin’ temptress
proves it’s sweeter
the second time
around.
80 ANN B. MATEO
Talking body with
the proud owner of
some B-cups.
STA RT E R
10 CARLA LIZARDO
GIRLF RIEND
100 NIKKI HOWARD
Sometimes, the halftime Proof that you should
segments rival the beauty of never write off the ugly
the game you know? ducklings.
14 HOW TO BE A DJ
Tips, tricks, and hacks to
live by if you want to be
UPGRADE
known as more than just
a button-pusher.
16 SOUTH CULTURE
From BF Homes to
Alabang all the way to
Laguna, discover why it’s
worth paying toll fees. 104 BOYS WANNA
HAVE FUN
18 BAR ROOM JOKES Manly men try their hand
Long before 9GAG, there at some feminine pursuits–
was this page. without getting banned
from the premises.
PHOTOGRAPHY: RIA REGINO, EJAY LEUNG, ROY MACAM, REY TRAJANO, HEIDI AQUENDE
LO U NGE
20 WINGWOMAN
AC C ES S
30 MARIMAR
STYLE
89 TRASE YOURS
110 MAN PAD
Fancy furniture to distract
Let Divine Maitland-Smith Marimar’s second coming FHM belatedly joins DC your guests from your pad’s
do a quick check before you promises to be world-class. Shoes’ design competition. general state of calamity.
step into that club.
31 RIVER MONSTER 90 LACOSTE CHUKKA 112 HOT METAL
22 IF LOOKS Arowana vs. Loch Ness It’s time to give your shoe Kitchen kit for you to botch
COULDN'T KILL monster: who ya got? collection a good boot. recipes with in style.
Not pogi? No problem!
Flashing your strong- 31 JERROLD TAROG 92 MONIKA STA. MARIA 114 HOW I DID IT
looking arms may do the Heneral Luna director talks The supermodel shows off Race king JP Tuason on
trick. Hopefully... antiheroes and general the kind of crossdressing how he overtook adversity.
badassery. that we like.
24 ROLE-PLAYING 116 HONDA BRIO
Chocolates, bankers, and 32 JOHNNY DEPP The true bro's starter set of
glory holes are in! Which role of Hollywood's wheels.
favorite weirdo fits you?
26 LADIES’ 118 NEW EARTH
CONFESSIONS 34 IT'S FINAL Your next condo could
Another bunch of tales Metal Gear Solid V could be literally be out of this world.
from our more evolved the last in the series–so they No “living in Uranus” jokes
counterparts. included a pooping horse. we promise.
I S B R O U G H T T O Y O U B Y. . .
Team Editor Allan A. Madrilejos
Managing Editor Allan P. Hernandez
Art Director Paul C. Villariba
Associate Editor Alex C. Paita
Associate Art Director John Laurence O. Patulan
ErrATA Senior Features Editor Khyne L. Palumar
Assistant Style Editor Mikey Ashlie L. Mahinay
We would like to apologize Editorial Assistants Pong M. Castillo, Chise A. Alcantara
Celebrity Coordinator Allan Altera
for failing to put the correct A N D F U T U R E - P R O O F E D B Y. . .
photo credit in Jennylyn Managing Editor BA Borleo
Associate Section Editor Gelo G. Gonzales
Mercado’s pages in FHM Senior Staff Writer Ron Jay B. Eduvas
100 Sexiest supplement. The Staff Writer Neps N. Firmalan, John Paulo Aguilera, Mary Rose A. Hogaza
Video Production Specialist Engelheart V. Jarilla
photos of this year’s Sexiest WITH A LITTLE HELP FROM...
September covergirl Yam Concepcion just was shot by BJ Pascual. Words Divine Maitland-Smith, Paulo Aguilera, Abby Mendoza, Anton Umali,
BA Borleo, Chad Rosario, Sunshine Selga Funa, Toni Antiporda, Vince Sales
let out a side of her we hadn’t seen yet. Illustrations Martin Cosme, Theodore Cruz, Mikke Gallardo, James Andres,
The girl knows how to make an impression We would also like to Con Lachica, Jeremiah Idanan, Louis Arenas, Warren Espejo, Gilbert Daroy
Pictures Ria Regino, Ejay Leung, Shaira Luna, Marlon Pecjo, Paul Mondok,
in this comeback outing. apologize for the unintentional Jerico Montemayor, Roy Macam, Rey Trajano, Kurt Alvarez, Heidi Aquende,
omission of the venue credit Erwin Barleta, Dairy Darilag Styling/Makeup/Hair Debra Bernales,
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for Erika Ocampo’s Starter Madel Dodoyco, Rhoy Cervantes, Badj Genato, Iwa Ajinomoto, Krist Bansuelo,
Babe photo shoot; credit goes J-em Sta. Ana, Rhina Montemayor, Geormina Imperial, Jan Aranilla, Asia
to Center of Gravity, Skate Coronel, Amanda Padilla, Tina Luong, Tala Singson
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Early birds
I’m so happy na
maaga ang Zinio
delivery niyo for
this month. Sana
laging ganito. P.S.
nice alternate cover.
Nathan Paredes,
via email
Party crasher
Last July 11, I took
pictures at FHM’s 100
Sexiest event. I certainly
had a blast and sincerely
thank you guys for that.
I’d just like to raise some
points: first, how come
there are some arrows
pointing downward
for some of those who
ascended in the list, and
arrows pointing upward
for those who descended?
Second, I’m not sure
if I overlooked other
celebrities, but I’m sure of
one thing: Jasmine Curtis-
Smith shouldn’t have been
tagged as a “New Entry.”
She already made it to
the list for the first time
in 2012. Third, it was
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INTERVIEW:
Pong Castillo
PHOTOGRAPHY:
Ria REgino
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BALL GAME
PBa’s MonEyBall: DRiBol oP Da PiPol Host CaRla liZaRDo
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attention, you’d know that
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to keep up with the country’s
great male athletes by profiling
them in this rag, in the hopes
of decoding their secret to
name: Carla fitness and greatness; we also try
Jenina Lizardo to get chummy with the ladies of
age: 25 years old sports. And by ladies of sports, we
Height: 5’8” don’t just mean the athletes who
sweat it out on the court—we’re
i host: PBA
also talking mesmerizing WAGs,
Moneyball, The
courtside reporters, and fans, who
Perfect Round on we consider a breath of fresh air in
Digital5, Pilipinas these testosterone-filled events.
SuperLiga Call yourselves lucky this time. We
i play: Badminton have here PBA segment host Carla
Lizardo, who is just about everything
we mentioned—a former competitive
badminton player, a PBA half-time
host, and a former beauty queen.
You’d think you’ve seen all her sides,
until you see what she has set in
these pages…
FANCY
A SPIN? edm is your
best friend
Electronic dance
H ow n ot to e m bar ras s music is considered
yo u r s e lf—o r at l east, a giveaway people
c om e off d e ce nt — pleaser when outro +
DJ-ing. Just load intro
d u r i n g you r f i r st g i g those tracks in your The only equation
system then press you’ll have to keep in use remiXes,
play—you’ll have that mind. Concentrate on masHuPs, or
party grooving in no seamlessly segueing bootlegs
time! The Internet is the end of the Straight-up songs are
chock-full of these current track and the actually harder to mix
The deejaying industry is at a
so you’ll have no beginning of the next compared to altered
high—with the advent of the
problem culling for one, because really, material, especially if
clubbing scene and the boom
that opening set. at the end of the day, one isn’t trained on
of EDM, almost everybody
all the crowd expects cueing and mixing
wants to hop on the disc
is a smooth and clean techniques. Better
jockey bandwagon. But as
transition. Your ability safe than sorry, right?
zealous as these aspirants are,
to count 1-2-3-4 is
not all of them are right away
the only real essential
cut out to grab the mixing
here—use it!
reins. We talked to Red Bull
Thre3style Nationals Finals
defending champion Carlo
Atendido, to school you with
the basics of spinning the
black circle…
THE RIGHT
TOYS WORDS:
PAULO AGUILERA
i f you d e ci d e d to
tak e tH i n g s r eally ILLUSTRATIONS:
MARTI N COSME
s e r i ou s ly, H e r e’s
wHat to g et you r
Han d s on
Standard
turntable-mixer-
interface setup
for: (second-hand)
Those who are ready to
turn a bit serious with
the hobby; (brand-
new) those who have
consistent gigs at Privé
or The Palace, or you
have enough cash to
splurge.
Basic MIDI controller
for: Those who are just about
to start out in their basement,
or those who rely solely on
their allowance to make it
through the day.
+
instrument, so you
might want to get all
that prepping done
before settling in.
Bladder control is
key—another reason
you shouldn’t drink
one too many…
DIRTIEST JOKE
SHEK N OWS
BAR R IO
JOKES
THE DARKNESS
Titser: Ano ang
BAR R O O M
kabaligtaran ng
salawikaing ito?
“Ang mga bata na
JOKES
nasa kadiliman ay
Drunk dry drunk gets home nagkakamali.”
cleaning his wife answers Estudyante: “Ang
A drunk walks the door. “Where nagkakamali sa kadiliman
Ma ke s you happy into a bar, orders have you been?” ay nagkakaanak.”
a shot and she asks. “What Titilaters, via
w h e n s k ies are gray immediately pukes happened to your Facebook
all over his own shirt?” He tries
shirt. “What am to put on a sober HULING HIRIT
I gonna do now? Anak: Itay, ano po ang
voice and says,
My wife is gonna gusto niyo—magpalibing
Addiction been talking here for “Relax, honey.
o magpa-cremate?
in a nutshell about ten minutes and kill me!” “Relax,” Some drunk guy Ama: Ikaw na ang bahala,
A mechanic noticed his I’ve farted five times. the bartender puked on me and anak. i-surprise mo na
co-worker drinking brake The doctor picks up his says, “Give me a gave me P500 to lang ako. All right...rock ’n’
fluid at lunch. “What are pad and writes out a P500 bill.” The have my shirt roll to the world!
you doing, man? You can’t prescription. The patient bartender folds up cleaned.” The IdolKitaSirRems, via
drink that stuff!” “Relax,” is thrilled. the bill and puts drunk’s wife email
replied his co-worker, “this Patient: Thank you, Doc! it in the guy’s reaches in his
This prescription, will it R o ck ’ n ’
stuff tastes pretty good, shirt pocket. “Tell pocket, grabs the roll to the
and I don’t drink it all the really clear up my farts? your wife some money, and says, world!
time.” “Seriously?” the Doctor: No, the drunk puked on “There’s P1000 in
mechanic exclaimed, “that prescription is to clear your you and gave you here!” “Oh yeah,
brake fluid is poison!” sinuses; it stinks like a P500 to have your he shit my
“Hey, man!” yelled the co- fermented diaper in here.
shirt cleaned.” pants, too.”
worker, “Back off! I can Next week I want you back
“That’s a great Lazy Dazy, via
stop any time I want.” here for a hearing test.
Mehganon Taylor, via idea!” When the email
AllWeDoIsWin, via
Facebook Facebook
LOUNGE PHOTOGRAPHY:
EJAY LEUNG
OF MIDNIGHT BONKERS
STYLING: DEBRA BERNALES
ASSISTED BY: MADEL DODOYCO
MAKEUP: ANNE CASTAÑO
HAIR: ANGELU DOMINGUEZ
WINGWOMAN LOGO:
AUGGIE FONTANILLA
What to wear
1 ✔
A watch is a must. It
✔ ✔
THE LIKABLE GUY’S doesn’t have to be flashy
and all up in her face.
A plain black blazer with
a slim fit. It’s simple yet
Patterned socks. Just
because your feet are
DRESS CODE Make sure it matches your
character, that’s what’s
stylish. This lets a woman
know you can be formal—
hidden doesn’t mean
people can’t catch a
What to wear, what not important. when needed. Wear it glimpse. Pick interesting
to wear when and where it counts. patterns and color
Guys, I know that you think schemes.
this isn’t important, but it
is—it’s very important. Women
What not to wear
don’t want someone more At a formal dinner, you Tight necklaces for men Sneakers aren’t formal
done up than they are, but shouldn’t be wearing are also a no-no. That’s wear. Put on smart
they still want someone a T-shirt. That would be been out of fashion since shoes—preferably leather,
who know how to dress a huge turn-off. Unless the late ’80s and ’90s. If but not necessarily. Just
themselves. The trick is to you can put your own you have one, just get make sure that the style
look good without looking spin to it, always wear the a longer chain for your of the shoes suits you. But
like you put a lot of effort into appropriate attire for the bling—you’ll thank me later. move past sneakers.
dressing—even if it did take activity planned.
longer than 20 minutes to
✘ ✘ ✘
dress. Here’s the cheat sheet
I’ve come up with...
LOUNGE WINGWOMAN
DANCE FLOOR
2 ETIQUETTE
There are certain moves that
should be done and some
that you should never even
try.
A Brave dance moves are a
U D ID N ’T
T H IN G S Y O B O U T plus sign for me personally,
KNOW A -
and it is definitely a turn-on
IT L A N D for the ladies. If you know how
D IV IN E M A H to do an extra move here and
S M IT there, I suggest you flaunt it
while you’re dancing with her.
3
Pretty obvious: When she
turns her body away from
yours, so she is no longer
facing you directly, and she
replies with short answers,
no longer making more room
for you to continue or start
IS IT A GO, OR another conversation.
A N B E ( A S O R T O F )
C
MA C H O M A N YOU
o n ’t cut it, work
on th e s e p a r ts for size
s s ti ll d
d good look
When wit an
Alternative
WORDS:
Workouts:
CHISE ALCANTARA Rock climbing, dragon boat
rowing, swimming, tennis,
The age of the #dadbod has and other sports that involve
ILLUSTRATIONS:
come to an end. But cute, JAMES ANDRES arm endurance and
health-conscious girls who get strength can also
their hearts racing over ripped be taken up to fill
abs and biceps are a reality out and load-up
that never goes laos. With the
help of Fitness First trainer
your guns. Legs
and nutritionist Joice Perey, Fit chick: Elaine, 22,
we help you stay current and Mountaineer
“pweds” in her book. Confession: “Iba
yung dating ng lalaking
may toned legs—yung
mukhang rugged and
marami nang sinabak.
Ayoko ng masyadong
sheltered-looking legs,
ha ha!”
THE WORKOUT
PLAN
Some mixed functional
and weight workouts
that’ll give you legs like
Beckham.
Plyometric Box Jump
Squats (12-15 reps, 3
ARMS sets)
Maintain a strong stance
Fit chick:
Jean, 21, tennis player when taking off and
Confession: “When a guy’s arms landing—both feet should
are toned, feeling ko may personal be acting simultaneously.
bodyguard ako.” Focus on a gentle
landing and avoid
THE WORKOUT PLAN buckling your knees.
Mostly free weights at the gym. Bicep Jump Rope (30 reps,
curls, hammer curls, cheese curls—er, 3 sets)
well…you get the picture. If you mess up, try to
Bicep Curls (12-15 reps, 3 sets) add one more rep to the
Have both palms facing you while count so you’ll still get
keeping your elbows in while you pump. the workout’s full effect.
Hammer Curls (12-15 reps, 3 sets) Leg Presses (12-15
Have both of your palms facing reps, 3 sets)
each other while pumping both arms To check if you’re using
simultaneously and keeping your your legs’ full range
elbows in at all times. of motion, see
Tricep Extensions (12-15 reps, that your knees
Alternative
3 sets) and the tip of
workouts:
Start with the dumbbells directly above your toes are
Mountain climbing
your head; your palms should be aligned when
and hiking if you’re
supporting one end of the dumbbell you sit down
the outdoorsy type.
with your palms. Bend your arms at the resting
Jogging and biking
backwards slowly then lift up your position.
also help.
arms to starting position.
CHEST ABDOMINALS
AND BACK Fit chick: Nika, 21,
Beach Babe
Toe touches (20 reps)
Lift up your legs while
Fit chick: Ria, 24, Men’s Health
Confession: “What kind lying down on the mat.
Editor
of girl doesn’t like abs? Try to reach your toes
Confession: “A man with a broad
Tinititigan ko pa lang, ang while keeping your legs
chest and a pretty ripped back—
sarap na sa pakiramdam. straight.
lakas maka-weak knees. I guess
It shows that the guy Planks (30 seconds)
because it’s easier to imagine me
is disciplined and really Get on your elbows
being enveloped in his body.”
cares about his body.” while keeping your
body straight. Support
THE WORKOUT PLAN
THE WORKOUT your weight with the tip
Super sets are your best friends
PLAN of your toes and arms.
for adding quality mass to you
Floor exercises that you Maintain your position as
chest and back area for that
can easily do at home best as you can.
Apollo-like torso.
with an exercise mat.
Super Set 1: Make sure your arms go all the Circuit (Four sets
Pushups (20 reps, 3 sets) way down each rep so the workout continuous work-out,
Half pushups are fine if you can’t can really hit your chest. 30 seconds of rest
support your own body weight yet. Bent Over Two-Dumbbell Row after each set):
Just make sure you are feeling it (10-12 reps, 3 sets) Reverse-crunches
on your arms and chest. Bend over forwards at a 45-degree (20 reps)
Back Hyperextensions (20 reps, angle. Extend your arms Lie down on your
3 sets) downwards to full length, then pull exercise mat. Bend
You can either do this on a the dumbbells to the sides of your your knees and
medicine ball or a Roman chair. chest while maintaining a straight push up from the
Bend at your waist and keep your back and keeping your elbows in. floor with your
back straight until it’s 90-degrees palms to raise
perpendicular to the floor, then go Super Set 3: your lower
back to your resting position. Barbell Incline Bench Press (8-10 back. Don’t
reps, 3 sets) arch your
Super Set 2: Lie down on the bench. Grip the back forwards
Dumbbell Bench Press (10-12 bar wide enough that you’ll be while doing
reps, 3 sets) able to create a 90-degree angle this as it may
Lie face-up on the bench. Lift the with your forearm perpendicular cause injuries.
dumbbells up 90-degrees straight to the bar at the middle of each
up perpendicular from the floor. rep. Slowly place the bar on your Alternative workouts:
chest and pump once you’re sure Don’t forget the cardio.
you have complete control and The key to losing belly fat is
Alternative balance. burning it off through hard
workouts: Wide-Grip pull-ups (8-10 reps, 3 and consistent endurance
Creative kuchon habits sets) exercises. Perey says before
can be fat-burning Widen your grip with your palms any pandesal packs render
too—the Wheelbarrow facing forward. Make sure that you themselves visible, “Most men
position, for instance. feel your upper back doing the will first need to drop their
Too easy? Try push- work and not your arms. Pull-up body fat percentage 10 to 17
ups while doing it. Feel and hold that position for a second percent. To have it drop to that
the burn. than slowly lower yourself back percentage, religious exercise
down to your starting position. and proper diet is key.”
S H E WA N T S T O R O L
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roles to
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ILLUSTRATIONS:
CON LACHICA
WORDS:
CHISE
ALCANTARA
DARNA X DING
We all knew Ding was a pre-pubescent HALF AND HALF
manyak. This role play is when Inspired by glory hole scenarios, the BANKED
your woman wants to exercise her manananggal role play involves hiding This one is more of striptease
dominatrix side. It helps if she’s a hot one half (either the upper or lower half) foreplay. Your woman banker
batak female who can carry you on her of your partner’s body. Be it through hides behind a thin curtain—thin
back. And because it’s Darna, she’ll a giant hole in a wall, through a tinted enough to cast a silhouette.
have to…well, swallow that bato. window, a cardboard box—a lot of She offers suggestive activities,
ordinary things can be used to stimulate miming increasingly erotic
your partner for this mysterious and positions until you decide if it’s a
sexy experience. Pro tip: Can also be “Deal” or “No deal.”
useful if your partner is a hipon.
CHOCOLATE OVERLOAD
There are two awesome things about this
BALUT role-play. First, you’ll lose a lot of calories;
Where chocolate and berries second, it promotes healthy competition
are expected, this natural between partners. Rub white powdered
aphrodisiac will make things sugar all over one partner, and chocolate
meatier and energize your powder on the other to have sweet
night even more. pretend-interracial love with one another.
First one to turn his or her partner back to
their original complexion wins. Is it racist?
It’s just chocolate, man.
AD
F OR S
BANANA LEAVES F E T I S CAT
Lay on your bed to literally H I ST
O N LY S
green things up. Will snag
every time you move, but
that’s part of the challenge.
Tell her it’s good for the
skin, too.
DANCE OF DEATH
For ladies who love to dance, or who love dancers—why not bust out this special version
of extreme tinikling? And have her thrust to the rhythm of, erm, beating kawayan poles.
Works for two people, and more. Threesome and orgy tinikling, anyone?
LOUNGE
,
LADIES
CONFESSIONS
Batteries, tequila, and
refrigerator-assisted pleasures
YO U R
M O N T H LY
VI P PASS
THE
MAKINGS OF
Thalia MARIMAR
1994
Looks
Big beach hair, year-
round tan, skin and
curves, and a smile
that hypnotizes.
Gents, it’s Megan
Young!
Megan Young
2015
Name
Imagine introducing
her to mom, you give
that first syllable
a hard roll of the
tongue: “Maarrrimar...”
02
LARGER
#clazz
Wardrobe
Loose and sheer.
Floral or lace.
Marimar almost
THAN
Marian Rivera
2007
always strides the
shores barefoot,
her sleeves falling
LIFE
hOW ThrILLINg
01
off her shoulders.
It’s innocent yet so WILL rIVEr
sensual. mONSTErS
SEaSON 7 gET?
Residence WE TakE hINTS
We search long and frOm hOST aNd
hard every summer, humaN baIT
TE LEVI S ION but still no sighting
of a real-life Marimar. JErEmy WadE
DISSECTING Pulgoso
THE APPEAL A man’s best friend,
and an instant
03
and spots a shark’s fin while
at it. Just how interested could
the predator be in humans?
Wade literally jumps in to know
(Hint: he’s still alive)
OUT
SEPT
mOVI E S
9
Greenland shark
Mo ns t e r f a c t o r: 3 / 5
COME AND
Preys on smaller fish and
seals. It’s slower than its peers,
SEE THE
but hey, it’s still a shark. Can’t
eat them for dinner
OTHER GUY
either—chomping on hENEraL
their toxic flesh will LuNa dIrEcTOr
kill you.
JErrOLd
TarOg TaLkS
aNTIhErOES,
VETEraN acTOrS,
aNd badaSSEry
Se e n i n Fresh Off the Boat Se e n in 2 Broke Girls Seen in Orange is the New Antihero—what was his most badass trait?
The father of the migrating Korean employer at Black That he didn’t care about pakikisama and stuck
Taiwanese brood. An Asian Williamsburg Diner, whose She’s annoying and to his principles at the expense of his popularity.
guy living the American attempt at trying anything different in absurd ways– We have a deeply ingrained regionalistic mentality,
Dream surely sounds Western (“I’m the Steve Jobs she once refused to shower and that was Luna’s biggest enemy, more than the
relatable to Pinoys. of restaurants. Call me Han to prove natural odor is fine.. Americans even. He faced it head on and tragically
Best punchline: “Eddie, half Job.”) is easily a laughing Best punchline: “You’re so lost because we have a history of betrayal. Still, I
the reason I came to this matter. calm…are you a murderer?” would say his integrity was his biggest victory and
country is so that you can Best punchline: Every that’s what we’re trying to put on film for posterity’s
have sex…” punchline thrown at him. sake. FHM
WHAT KIND OF
JOHNNY DEPP ARE YOU?
IF you thInk that, LIke hIM, you’re cooLer than cooL,
then pIck a MovIe peg you can shaMeLessLy ape
Edward Sweeney Todd
Scissorhands Grim barber Sweeney
If you’re a goth who Todd stealthily murders
creeps out just about his clients and profits
everyone with your bizarre from their corpses as
appearance but are they are made into
actually gentle and kind on manpies. The baddie for
the inside, then Edward is anyone who’s master at
your inner Depp. keeping secrets.
Mad Hatter
in Alice in Donnie Brasco
05
GAM E S
THE LAST
METAL GEAR
EVER!?*
MEtAl GEAr Solid V: thE PhAntoM PAin,
And thE drAMA bEhind A GAME full of
drAMAtic cut ScEnES
Even though its last few whether Kojima had left or not.
games have been ported to So in the meantime, let’s
other systems, Konami’s Metal enjoy the biggest Metal Gear
Gear Solid remains a defining Solid game ever to come out,
franchise on the PlayStation. a title that slips into the time
But will Metal Gear Solid V: The period after the PSP Metal Gear: *Well, this
Phantom Pain be the end of the Peace Walker and the original probably won’t be
beloved series? Metal Gear on the MSX console. the last MGS ever,
Trouble began when It’s 1984 in Soviet-occupied but it could be the
WordS: ASh MAhinAY
creator Hideo Kojima’s Kojima Afghanistan, and you play as last one directed
Productions sub-brand was Big Boss (voiced by Kiefer by Kojima.
seemingly dissolved on business Sutherland), leader of the
Meaning the
listings and records. Then more Diamond Dogs mercenary
next MGS could
trouble came when “a Hideo group. This being a Metal Gear
be way different
Kojima game” was removed from title, of course a shadowy
websites and other promotional organization is building a super
from what we
content for MGS:V. Konami weapon and it’s up to you to liked it for, but
wouldn’t give a straight answer stop them. who knows?
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d O C M A R L On pE CJ O
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Five people, composed of key persons vacation. I was there for a week, tour. So yung pinaka-last concert
from the FHM editorial staff, then after I went to Washington DC nila hindi na niya tinuloy. After ng
Summit’s video group, and the day’s to watch the Foo Fighters’ concert. European leg nila, ang first concert
creative team, had been handpicked Dream kong panoorin sila nang live at nila ulit was Washington DC, which
to accomplish one daunting yet natupad na yun... was their 20th-anniversary blowout.
strangely rewarding task: Fan this Dave Grohl came up to you! So 20 years as a band and it was
month’s cover muse, Yam Concepcion, Ha ha, no! While I was walking around Fourth of July nung tumugtog sila.
from different corners of the studio Brooklyn Bridge, may Pinoy na Sobrang big event siya in the States.
as the camera clicked away. All to lumapit. Sabi niya, “Artista ka di ba? How would have it been like if you’d
get her hair blown away in a manner Ikaw si Yam!” So parang, naks, yabang met him?
only a typhoon signal No. 2 could ko! Ha ha! Ang sarap ng pakiramdam. Wala siguro akong masasabi, sa
effectuate. I don’t think it’s weird but it’s quite sobrang respeto ko sa tao. Kaya
Sore wrists, elbow tendonitis, surprising because even in another ako nag-drums dahil sa Nirvana,
sweaty armpits, and all, the band of country nakikilala na rin ako. dahil kay Dave Grohl. He can play
fanners—it was hard to resist calling We’d have believed you if you said the drums, he’s a good songwriter,
ourselves Yam’s Official Fans Club, the Foo Fighters frontman did kumakanta, nag-gi-gitara, bass,
har har—flapped large illustration recognize you, you know… everything. He’s the epitome of a
boards for three layouts, or close to Aaarrgh! true musician. Sa first album ng Foo
a full hour, with maybe about five But were you able to meet the man? Fighters, he did everything himself.
minute rests in between. Hey, if it’s Hindi ko siya na-meet kasi he had a Sino bang makakagawa nun di ba?
not painful, it’s not art, right? broken leg because of their European Sobrang saludo ako sa kanya.
The rewarding part? We got the
dark, mysterious buhaghag hair
effect we’d been going for. We had
the perfect excuse to get as close as
we could to Yam during the shoot,
without breaking societal norms. And
even more so, we earned praises from
the lady herself. “Ang babait niyo,
sobra yung support ng FHM,” she
said. “It’s so sweet of you to do that
para lang maging maganda yung
shoot natin. Mga ganitong malilit na
bagay hindi naman magagawa na
yung photographer or ako lang, but
the whole team. That means a lot!”
It does. Because normally two large
electric blower fans could’ve done the
job. At FHM, we choose to do it with
cardboard scraps and 10 pairs of
flimsy arms. This is how we survive in
the digital age.
But yes, please do consider it
our small token of appreciation for
this come-backing gesture of yours,
Yam. It’s been, what, three years? We
missed you so bad and we thought it
was about time we stopped wondering
when we could have you on the cover
again. So here… *flaps cardboards
harder*
A LL T H E
GIR LS
Y OU
WAT CH
ON T V
WORDS ANTON D. UMALI,
ABBY MENDOZA
PHOTO ILLUSTRATION WARREN ESPEJO
SKIN IS IN
Bari ng you r bod f o r t h e le n se s ma k e s mu st - se e T V w i t h t h e s e s v e l t e s t u n n e r s
HOT HOSTESS
HYBRID
Night club dancer You know what they She’ll turn you on with (Mouth) A nne Curtis The It’s
Mia Sandoval, who say. Good dancers flirty shoulder-baring Showtime diva might not be able to
becomes key to two are also great in the… tops, lacy lingerie, and belt out a song in tune, but those lips
long-lost brothers kitchen! What else did a lap dance, of course. still equal practically no one locally.
crossing paths again. you have in mind? (ey es) toni G onz A G A With
sparkling eyes like hers, anyone from
PBB will want to get evicted for a one-
Lovi Poe in Beautiful Strangers on-one exclusive.
(A bs) Col een GA rC iA Thank
An ambitious Luring men with her Expensive couch sex,
God for Maldives and Instagram. Our
interior designer who dusky complexion. maybe?
first glimpse into Coleen’s midsection.
gets to have two
(l eGs) KA ryl l e We’re sure she
names in the soap— gets those gams from her mother.
Lea and Joyce. (A rMs) bi An CA Go nz Al es
The PBB host’s natural glow is just
Heart Evangelista in Beautiful Strangers as beaming as her personality. And
Kristine, a talented Mesmerizing medical An intimate one on those toned arms...
(boobs) PAuleen l u nA
plastic surgeon who is smarts. one on the operating
Pauleen’s heart may belong to
in no need of cosmetic bed.
Bossing, but that doesn’t mean we
surgery herself.
can’t dream of her ample assets on
our own time.
S u n shi ne [WI fE Y MA TE R I A L]
g a rc i a
A nge l i c a Aiko
p anga ni ba n C l i ma c o
Yum m y Ju icy
A ndre a
T o rre s Max
C o l lin s
JENNYLYN MERCADO
One can only gape at and
drool over this Starstruck
S am champ’s post-pregnancy,
p i nt o to-die-for body which
Ar n y
Ross earned her the FHM ’s finest
2015 crown. It’s for that
B ubble Sha k e rs reason this super MILF,
award-winning actress,
SOLENN HEUSSAff
and triathlete secures the
She might not have reigned
highest rank in this meter.
THE PRIMETIME
supreme at her Survivor
Philippines stint but this
SWEETHEARTS
French-Filipina hottie; also
painter, TV host, singer, etc.
has always been secure in
her own skin—reason her
WE pIT BOOB TUBE’S Argentinian fiancé Nico
MOST COVETED Bolzico had to put a ring on
pRETTY YOUNg THINgS it last December.
AgAINST EACH OTHER
fOR A BATTLE TO THE
DEATH. WELL, NOT
REALLY…
KA TH R YN B ER N AR D O N ADI N E L U S T R E
2013’s Got to Believe , which sealed RPN 9’s children show Storyland.
TV the KathNiel tandem’s bankability Storywhuuu? BEAUTY gONzALEz
b r ea k t hrough with the masses. Since her debut in Pinoy Big
Brother, this Visayan beauty
1 0 has always captivated us
with her pretty face and
M ost candidness. Her evolution
r id ic ulous- She’s Dating the Gangster Diary ng Panget into an FHM cover girl got
sou n ding us all wanting to perform X
mov ie
reps of bicep curls by her
0 1 side at the gym.
Kathryn comes out on top with 3 points. Though their looks and careers
WINNER slightly mirror each other, the Teen Queen lords over her edgier rival.
[ gI R LfR I E ND MA TE R I A L]
PRIMETIME QUEEN
CONTRAVIDAS
WHY PULGOSO IS
THE LUCKIEST DOG
ON EARTH WHO’S gOT THE
CATTIER CONTRAVIDA
LINES?
A brief timeline of Marimar’s TV evolution so far
A MO R p O W E R S CL A U D I A B U E NA VIS TA
1994 , t h Al i A ( J o d i S t a . Ma r i a ) ( A n g e l i c a p a n gani ban)
“MA-RI-MARRR! Auuwww! Costeñita soy…” That
opening tune is probably just as iconic as the gyrating Rejected and left by her lover, Grew up an illegitimate child amid
sun-toasted woman in a provocative frock. The Villain Eduardo, after being raped by his the squalor of a poor town; an
phenomenal hit portraying the island girl who fell in love backstory brother; loses family including her ambitious social climber who will do
with that rich, handsome dude. Mexican actress/singer daughter to a landslide while earning everything in her power to maintain
Thalia was inseparable from her titular character. money as a caregiver abroad. the status she has attained.
0 1
Hail Claudia, Primetime Contravida Queen! Let us all take into account
WINNER
that this is a kontrabida face-off. Amor’s deep-seated anger may be
convincing, but the sharp-tongued and innately wicked Claudia
is just too deserving of this win.
MAKE US L OL
WOM EN W HO
R U fA MA E QU I N TO AL Ex g O N zAg A Y A Y A DU B CH A R I z S O L O MO N V A L E E N MO NTENEg RO
“Go, go, go!” and “Insecurities will eat A K A M A I N E ME N D O zA A S L A L A LA I T E R A ...and her Instagram
“Todo na ‘to!” you up...So eat your *Insert her Kalyeserye “Uy, sumeksi ka! Yun handle:
insecurities and poopoo scenes and various nga lang yung mukha mo @valeentawak. Yes, that is
them.” Dubsmash videos. parang nausog.” what she calls herself.
LOOK
WHO’ S
REALLY
TALKI NG
INTERVIEW ALEx c. pAITA
pHOTO ILLUSTRATION WARREN ESpEJO
pHOTOGRApHY pAUL MONDOK
JENNY FERRE We hear about actors and directors all the time, but TV
Senior Vice President for Creatives and writers are mostly unheard of. Do you think something
Operations/Creative Head, Eat Bulaga!, is wrong with this setup, or are you perfectly fine just
1999 to present staying in the shadows?
E m m a n : Siyempre hindi, ha ha! I guess hindi mo masisi na invisible dapat yung
writers, in a sense that, para maging totoo yung isang show, lahat ng pinaghirapan
mo, dapat isabuhay yun ng artista, sa guidance ng director, sa tulong ng producer.
Nagkakataon lang na akala ng mga tao, yung sinabi ng artista, siya yung nakaisip nun.
Simula naman noon, ganyan yung issue talaga.
J E n n y : When I joined the industry, unsung heroes na talaga ang writers. Okay lang
naman kami to stay in the shadows, but I think it’s about time writers got recognized for
the job they do. Kasi ang writer, nagsisimula sa blankong papel. Walang gagawin ang
director, ang cameraman, audioman, everybody hangga’t magkalaman yung puting papel
na yun.
E m m a n : Nakakatuwa na sa Hollywood, nung nag-welga yung mga writers, tumulong
yung mga artista. Nag-boycott sila, na kung hindi nila pasusulatin yung writers, hindi
JOSEL GARLITOS rin sila mag-su-shoot. Kasi by that time, awakened na yung actors na it was the writers
Writer, Goin’ Bulilit, 2005 to present; who created their luminance. Kasi kung pangit yung pagkakasulat sa character mo,
Banana Split, 2008 to present; Luv U, kahit na gaano ka kagaling na artista, hindi yan lalabas.
2012 to present J o s E l : I think there is recognition within the show-business industry but not enough
A ll thos e hugot pi noy T V quotabl e s y o u’ v e b een tr y i n g
t o l ips ync to p erfecti on on Dubsm as h , w ho do w e th ank
f o r the m ? The actors w ho del i vered th e l i nes ? S u r e. Th e
d ir ectors a nd the producers w ho pu s h th e ac to r s t o t h e i r
l i m i t s ? p e r h a p s . B u t m o r e i m p o r t a n t , i t ’ s T V writers
lik e the s e guys w ho w ri te punchl i n e af t er pu n c h l i n e
f r o m s cra tch. M eet the faces behi nd TV ’ s m an y v o i c es
outside of it. We don’t even have a Writers Guild—though many scriptwriters, like my SHUGO PRAICO
mentor Ricky Lee, attempted to spearhead one many times. For me, though, the respect Head Writer, Nathaniel, 2015; Dyesebel,
and faith our actors and audience have for us are a satisfying recognition by itself. 2014; Juan Dela Cruz, 2013
s h u g o : It’s changing now. May local shows na ngayon na kinikilala ang original
creator sa simula, o sa title mismo, ng isang programa.
E m m a n : Nilalagay na nila yung pangalan ng writer sa title, like Ricky Lee, Pablo S.
Gomez, Mars Ravelo—mga idol namin yan. Sa Maalaala Mo Kaya, nilalagay parati yung
writer at director. Ang sinasabi nila, ang creator nito, maraming tao, hindi isang tao lang.
s h u g o : Maganda ito para sa writers. It does not only give recognition for people
who’ve spent so much time, energy, and passion on their work, but I see it as a step
towards getting more creative control for writers. Like a showrunner status sa US—kung
saan lahat ng elemento ng programa, naka-anchor sa vision ng creator. Sa tingin ko, hindi
maaabot ang estadong yun if writers stay in the shadows or in the dark.
Tapos sabi ko, “Powers, men, Powers!” Nung una hindi for you, whatever that may be. In my case, I did “Pinoy
pa nila ma-gets—Amor Powers? I told them, “Siyempre Henyo,” and the “Juan for All” concept na pumapasok
siya talaga, siya na!” And it became a trademark. sa bahay. Made na ako dun. Also, “Sa Pula Sa Puti,”
J E n n y : The root of everything you see on TV comes and “My Foreignay.”
from the writers. Kami sa Eat Bulaga, everything E m m a n : May writers na masaya na silang maging
starts from the creatives. Lahat ng konsepto, lahat ng part ng team, eventually makapag-head write. Pero
napapanood nila, galing sa writers and the creative yung iba, like me, I was being geared toward an
department. We can even suggest the camera shots. executive position. Pero naramdaman kong hindi para
Yung mga host, they just execute. sa akin. Mas gusto kong mag-direct, magsulat. Ayaw
kong maging boss.
Eat Bulaga always seems to hit the
masa where they live; the same
goes for teleseryes. Is there a single Is there a science behind giving
formula to this? voice to characters? How do you
make sure actors sound credible
J E n n y : Masa rin naman kasi kami eh. Hindi kami iba when throwing a line that’s not
sa kanila. At nanonood muna kami sa ginagawa namin. originally theirs?
I always ask my writers, “Natuwa ka ba?” I tell them,
“Wag niyong pilitin. You have to admit.” And when we shugo: Sa akin, importante na kilalanin ko sila—
lie to ourselves, pumapalpak sa TV. motivations, goals, strengths, weaknesses. Doon kasi
E m m a n : We always challenge the norm, the viewing nanggagaling ang boses.
experiences of audiences. Addictive na siya, so pwede J E n n y : Iba ang language
mong itaas yung level of entertainment. Sa Pangako ni Joey, iba kay Vic, iba
Sa ’Yo, nilagyan namin ng political at economic reality. kay Tito Sen. Si Joey is
Para nag-e-enjoy din kami, at hindi kami jaded na very casual Tagalog. Pati
gumagawa ng project, na tipong, “Eh, soap lang ito eh. phrasing, alam namin
Sige pa-kidnap mo na pag wala ka nang maisip na yung putol. Si Tito Sen is
kwento.” We hold ourselves responsible to make the a little more serious. Si
stories “rateable” but based on real human concerns Bossing is a little more
and desires. And it won. I think 64 percent ang puso. May words na hindi
pinakamataas na rating ng Pangako, and it has never mo ibibigay kay Vic or Joey.
been topped. Mayroon kaming standards,
J E n n y : You know when we started the “Twerk references. Ang pinaka-
It” contest, sabi ko what is this, guys? Showing their may puso, yung gusto
abs and doing “Twerk It Like Miley.” Hindi siya isa mong mag-linger na idea,
or dalawa, marami sila. Sabi ko pwedeng gawing we give it to Vic.
contest, di ba? Ibig sabihin ito yung gusto nila, ito yung E m m a n : Like si John
ginagawa nila. When we got Yaya Dub, kahit kami Lloyd, when I created the
nagda-Dubsmash. Tapos tuwang-tuwa kami, kahit character of Rovic for
parang kagaguhan lang naman. Pero pag tinitingnan Tabing Ilog, alam naming
mo, ang daming nag-vu-view, ang daming nag-la-like. out of the four boys, siya
E m m a n : Other networks wouldn’t use the term yung pinaka-mukhang
“teleserye” at first, pero eventually, nag-crossover na. may sense—meaning
Teleserye, nanganak ng action-serye, fantaserye, beki- level-headed, mabait,
serye. In a way we started the new generation of the family-oriented—na totoo naman kasi based yun on
serial drama on TV. We listened to feedback pero hindi the interviews we did with them. Ginagamit namin
lang kami nagbigay ng gusto lang ng mga tao. We yung personal nilang buhay. Pero ang ginawa naming
showed them so much more. Hindi yung paulit-ulit na arc niya, from mabait na anak to a very challenging
kidnapan. Susundan mo talaga yung evolution ng isang
character. Yun yung formula.
character. Nagkakaroon ng boses kapag yung artista P50,000, or baka more na ngayon. Head writer gets P60,000 a month on average;
marunong mag-disappear sa role. eventually mas malaki pa. Ang layo sa artista, kasi ang artista could earn as much
J o s E l : I write the Kris Aquino character that Angelica as P80,000 per taping day. Mababa pa yun for American standards. Definitely
Panganiban spoofs in our “Krissy TV” segment on dapat tumaas yung bayad sa artista para tumaas yung bayad sa writer.
Banana Split. So I have to watch her show to be able
to know how she speaks. There is a funny cadence
in Kris Aquino’s speech pattern and once you hear it, What about writing for TV has changed through the
you immediately know it’s her. So while I write a Kris years? Does YouTube help or destroy your careers?
sentence, I can hear it in my head already. All the “love Does TV thrive with social media? And on the other
love love, bongga, kaloka and talaga.” What I have hand, what remains the same?
written on the page with Aquino’s voice in mind, Angelica
Panganiban personifies in the flesh threefold. The same shugo: Writing for local TV, lalo na sa daily soap operas, has been more
goes with Jayson Gainza’s Boy Abunda. And I thank Kris challenging than, say, 10 years ago. Sa dami kasi ng configuration ng conflicts at
Aquino because almost every day she has a quotable drama na napanood ng viewers, mas madali nang magsawa ang audience ngayon.
quote. She is a gift to comedy spoofers like me. Palagi nang naghahanap ng bago. Pero dapat pamilyar pa rin. Yun part na yun ang
tricky.
J E n n y : We have recognized the power of digital media. We have extended Eat
Is TV writing a secretly lucrative Bulaga beyond its 2:30 p.m. timeslot; we’re now 24/7. Because of the digital age,
job? For all we know you could be humahaba rin yung ginagawa namin. Like what we’re doing with AlDub, after niyan,
earning more than some celebs! every night, nag-a-upload pa kami ng videos nila. Para siyang naging TV series.
Tsaka ang bilis ng feedback ngayon. I think that’s one thing we should appreciate.
J o s E l : I can’t divulge to you my paycheck but let’s s h u g o : Ang dami ng paraan kung paano mapanood ang show na gusto
say that I can buy all the books that I want every week. mo—streaming sa Internet, mobile, cable. Parang nawala na yung konsepto na
Also, I can shop at Zara every week, too! sama-samang manonood ang pamilya sa tapat ng TV ng paborito nilang programa.
J E n n y : It’s a case-to-case basis. Hindi naman celeb Ngayon, bawat miyembro ng pamilya may paborito na programa. On demand pa.
na A-listers siguro ang katapat ng writers. But I’d like Para sa akin, ito ang pinakamagandang pagbabago ngayon—ibig sabihin kasi nito,
to say na we get paid well if you do your job really well. mas maraming content ang kailangan, iba’t-ibang genre, mas madaming venue for
The company can bend rules and give you salaries writers to get their kind of stories told in the format they want.
you don’t imagine. It’s a comfortable pay. Modesty J E n n y : When I write the structure—kasi walang script yun—for AlDub, I read the
aside, naka-Chuck Taylors lang ako pero pwede kong comments. Binabasa ko kung anong gusto ng audience, tapos binabaliktad ko,
labanan ang sweldo ng executives from Makati. Hindi ha ha! That’s when I get easy feedback. It could be real time ha. Dati kasi bago ka
ko masabi sa mga bata na TV writing is a lucrative job, makakuha ng feedback, mag-e-FGD [focus group discussion] pa kami, mag-ga-
kasi sa amin depende talaga sa performance eh. You gather ng 20 tao, ask them what they like and don’t like. Ngayon mag-post ka lang
have to create your value. ng picture nila, makikita mo na: “I don’t like Jose. I don’t like Wally.” So babalansehin
E m m a n : Celebs? Not at all! Magkakaiba yung mo na lang. So gusto pala nila si Alden. Ang bilis. That to me is a major contribution
bayaran eh. Kasi ang mga writer binabayaran per of the digital age to television.
episode, pero meron silang sort of retainer’s fee. E m m a n : Pangako practically started that phenomenon na ang lakas ng reaction
May brainstormer, so meron kang junior writer na ng internet. Meron kaming fan na eventually naging part ng Star Cinema na
tumutulong mag-create ng stories. Binibigyan din siya sinusulat niya yung episode guide. Kasi may fans kaming hindi nakakapanood ng
ng one episode per month, or one in every two months. actual show, dependent sila dun sa blow-by-blow account niya na parang blog.
Yung senior writers, may episode talaga sila. Usually At ngayon, with social media, hindi na madaling lokohin ang audience. Hopefully,
sila ang naghahati sa isang buwan. Yung head writer, paganda na nang paganda yung shows. At sa tingin ko time na para gumawa ng
itotono niya—kailangang magtugma yung script ng ibang format. Kasi pati naman game shows, reality shows, pwedeng ma-reinvent. So
dalawang writer. Siya rin yung nakikipag-interact sa pati yung drama, time na para ma-reinvent.
producer at director. Trabaho niyang pigain yung team J o s E l : Research is much easier too because Google is just a click away and
para ma-achieve yung goals ng team creatively. YouTube is a library of all the Saturday Night Live segments, Monty Python
s h u g o : Depende yan sa writer. Pero puwede kong sketches and old Dolphy and TVJ movies that every comedy writer must know....
sabihin na para sa akin, mas lucrative magsulat sa TV E m m a n : Hopefully ma-challenge yung mga Pinoy, kasi pa-digital na tayo, aalis
kesa sa pelikula. na tayo sa TV. So yung mga totoong magagaling, yun na lang yung mabibigyan ng
E m m a n : Kung baguhan ka, you can earn as little as chance. Kasi may mga YouTube stars ka na, may sarili na silang fandom. Papunta
P15,000 for a script. Kung beterano ka, as much as na tayo dun. So labanan na talaga siya ng galing. Fhm
lead to
half of the 60—yes, 60—young stars the Master Showman has taken into his fold, kind of
like a slideshow That’s Entertainment.
A parade of celebrities with different degrees of fame, too, will come and go for their
scheduled performance and interview, among them: up-and-coming singing groups; a
nowhere.
12-year-old Fil-Canadian boy who just won a singing contest in Canada; a comebacking
former That’s Entertainment teener, Michelle Ortega, who happens to be the sister of Robert
Ortega (another That’s alumnus, once paired with Isabel Granada. Look them up. Great
throwback); another comebacking singer, Lloyd Umali, the Michael Bolton of the Philippines;
It abruptly ends thirteen steps up and falls off behind the killer trio of jukebox queens Imelda Papin, Claire dela Fuente, and Eva Eugenio guesting
a large LED wall. Just quick-welded metal bars and to promote a concert, harking back to the days in the ‘80s when there was no ASAP (to
platforms, you could climb up to it but it doesn’t look like be fair, we will have to include Sunday PinaSaya, although the show is mere months old)
it would hold itself together well; it’s essentially a prop. and Kuya Germs ruled the Sunday noontime variety show slot with his brand of boob-tube
Together with the wall that works as a stage curtain (and vaudeville on GMA Supershow. The Bellestar Dancers! Birch Tree milk cans to give away!
once was one, a real thick one, back in the day), the stairs
are a vague nod to an old Hollywood set, or a budget
rendering of a Vegas show.
Over the years, the stairs have changed, from grand to You can even call it “original”
modern, but it has always kept its place on one side of the At the control room of Studio 6 the production team cannot believe what they just heard.
main stage of Walang Tulugan with the Master Showman. Someone has just killed Ms. Gina Pareño.
It has been there for almost two decades and will most Well, not really. In the segment Celebrity Talk, the interview part of the show where
likely never leave. When German “Kuya Germs/Master Kuya Germs is helped by showbiz reporters led by Aster Amoyo, one of the movie scribes
Showman” Moreno was younger and healthier, he would positioned at the audience gallery asked Ms. Pareño about other actors she has yet to work
descend those stairs at show’s midnight opening, but only with, to this effect: “Sino pa ang gusto mong makasama bago pa mangyari ang lahat?”
from about a quarter of the way up, to be safe. Bago pa mangyari ang lahat, meaning, before she carks it?
He has not done that in a while, though, and would Everyone in the team breaks into incredulous laughter, especially the director, Bam
not even consider it now. On taping day—Walang Tulugan Salvani, because he was the one who suggested the question, but not the part where Ms.
used to air live but now tapes two episodes every other Pareño’s mortality was rushed. Starting out as a writer for the show in 2008, he has an ear
Friday, from 4 p.m. to well into the early hours of the for these things.
next morning—Kuya Germs arrives at GMA studio 6 on Ms. Pareño and Kuya Germs inevitably dwell on their memories of Sampaguita Pictures’
a wheelchair and is sat on the main couch. In January Stars ‘66, the launch pad of their showbiz careers, together with the likes of Rosemarie
he had a stroke—a mild one, but serious nonetheless to Sonora and Ricky Belmonte (Sheryl Cruz’s mom and dad. Again, Google them. Super
anyone aged 71, as he is—from which he has steadily throwback). Then the comparisons between then and now, a favorite pastime of old folks. If
recovered, although it is apparent that his walking ability Kuya Germs had his speech in good form, he would have as surely gone back to his favorite
has been impaired. memory, his days as a janitor and curtain raiser at Clover Theater, something he always
Kuya Germs is wearing a gaudy gold and maroon found a reason to remember.
sequined suit jacket, his signature look, and although he Together with Ms. Pareño is her daughter, Racquel, a theater actress in her own right.
had had that stroke he doesn’t look like he lost weight and For some reason, the interview became some sort of a job hunt—Racquel, incidentally,
still has his paunch. His facial expressions, though, seem could act and have not had any TV projects of late, so if a producer out there is interested,
more neutral, not quite like those of the veteran comedian and hasn’t GMA been producing a lot of soaps lately...
who finds any excuse to get everyone to shout “walang... It’s these quirks, as well as the general anachronistic vibe of the show, that has kept
tulugan!” Still, he still has the Master Showman look intact. audiences wondering exactly what Master Showman is about. Eighteen years is a long
As soon as he is handed a microphone, he says thank you time to keep wondering, and an even longer time for any TV show to be around. In a way,
to the studio audience. Mostly they’re college students from you could even say that the show is original compared with what’s on TV these days.
Bataan on an educational tour of the GMA Center. “Marinig The show is not a blocktimer but a product of GMA Network. They have been running
ko lang ang palakpakan ninyo…,” Kuya Germs says, slow and it for two decades on the midnight time slot with practically no commercial breaks. You’d
slightly garbled, showing a little difficulty in his speech. really have to ask: what is the value of the show to the network that it has continued to
“Ready, standby!,” the floor director shouts. “Five, four, support it 18 years on?
three, two, one…palakpakan tayo!” Audience responds on cue. “Walang Tulugan delivers an average of 1.2 percent NUTAM rating (Nationwide
Later, as the students leave, he tells them to tell their Urban Television Audience Measurement, conducted by AGB Nielsen) in its time slot and
bus driver to be careful. In the news that day is a fatal consistently beats competition—The Bottomline with Boy Abunda and O Shopping (both
accident in Quezon City involving a bus driver who mows on ABS-CBN). But more than that, the programs airs during prime hours in various GMA
down a concrete marker, peeling off one side of his bus Pinoy TV channels across the globe and delivers the viewership level the network needs.
entirely, killing four and injuring twenty. Kuya Germs, “The program is very effective in most, if not all, of the network’s channels worldwide and
despite his condition, has also kept his radio gig at dzBB that is considered as one of the most important contribution of the show. It is also an
every afternoon at 3 p.m., breaking entertainment news avenue for the network to discover and hone new talents,” says Darling De Jesus, the
and the frequent big ones, like the bus mishap. network’s assistant vice president for Entertainment TV.
Girl group Sassy Girls are the first guest to tape. From So that’s the secret: Pinoys abroad watching. Everyone on the staff of Walang Tulugan,
the couch, Kuya Germs directs the Sassy Girls number from the director to the producer and the hosts, say with pride that they are more popular
by suggesting correct blocking. He asks them to work abroad than at home.
the stage. In the end, he does what he has done when he Still, what is the show, really?
appeared in his first movies for Sampaguita pictures in the “This show started out with the concept of being a talk show. Parang David Letterman,
‘60s—choreograph the dances in film musicals apart from mga ganon. Kaya lang, ang nangyari, Kuya Germs wanted a show that would showcase
being the comic sidekick. The Sassy Girls do as their told: the talents of Filipinos, lalo na yung mga newcomers. So ang ending, bumalik siya sa
they come from behind the LED curtain, sashay across pagiging musical variety show and dun na siya nakilala talaga,” says Salvani. “Then, since
the stage, and end the song in a pose up the stairs. Kuya maraming mga bata ang lumalapit sa kanya, asking for help to get exposure in showbiz,
Germs has drawn from a lifetime of watching, being in, Hindi niya matanggihan, wine-welcome niya palagi hanggang dumami nang dumami, tulad
and producing stage shows. Bodabil! Clover Theater! nung ganito—I think there are 60 of them now.”
Kuya Germs will tape all his segments only until 9 p.m., At some points in the taping, Salvani asks a member of his team to pick out a better
because that’s what his doctor ordered. May tulugan. The LED display to match the numbers of certain performers. It’s a pretty simple, neat, and
TV Special
TV Special
modern trick that does the job whether the performer is a hip-hop act or Imelda Papin “Alam mo ang experience ko sa telebisyon, lahat ng
singing “Isang Linggong Pag-Ibig.” You would not even notice the disconnect between the show ko bumilang ng taon. Yung GMA Supershow [the
digital wall and the stairs because, if you’d been stuck watching Walang Tulugan having precursor of the Sunday noontime variety show format],
nothing else to do on a Saturday night, you’d be used to it. 19 years. That’s Entertainment, 10 years. Yung Negosyete
Which brings us to an explanation of the stairs, by now as important as the Master [a weekday livelihood show on GMA in the ‘90s], 8 years.
Showman himself. And then yung Superstar namin ni Nora Aunor [A Sunday
“Hindi niya pinapatanggal yan. Para sa kanya, it’s very important kasi it means being primetime musical variety show that began in the late
grand—you know naman sa mga old movies ‘pag may hagdanan, it’s grand. Kapag may curtain ‘70s], 22 years.”
it’s entertainment [referring to theater drapes]. To them [referring to old people like Kuya He is right. It hadn’t even occurred to us to count but
Germs] ganon yun. Ako, I just try to meet him halfway pagdating sa creative aspect ng show. If it appears that he has never left our TV screens since
you watch Walang Tulugan noon, and then yung ngayon, you can really see the difference. Like 1970—imagine that, from picture tubes to smart TV, he’s
dati, yung mga bata nakakalat lang diyan, ngayon they have their own places,” Salvani says, in been beamed in all. And to him, it’s all just entertainment.
effect saying that the show is actually more contemporary now than when it began. “Ang mahalaga, yung mga taong ine-entertain natin, yung
mga viewers natin, lalo na ngayon all over the world na.”
Seventy-one years old. Fifty years in show business. A
solid track record on TV. Of course, only human.
The teen machine So who is Kuya Germs’s heir apparent?
There is no way we can know every one of the 60 kids in the Walang Tulugan talent Things seem to point to John Nite, Kuya Germs’ nephew.
pool. Even they themselves don’t know each and every one among them that well. That’s “Am I the heir apparent? Hindi naman ako ang
Entertainment was manageable—each day of the week got a set of teeners, and then they magsasabi no’n. I think the people from the network and
all swarm the stage for the grand productions on Saturday Entertainment. Walang Tulugan those watching the show will be the ones to say that.
only gets a day. Sumusunod ako sa yapak niya, pero hindi ko sinasabi na
For this reason, TV exposure is valuable opportunity. There are frontliners, meaning ako ang susunod sa kanya. I have the traits of Kuya germs,
those who get more camera time, and at times a spot at performing; and there are the but in a more objective way. Si Kuya Germs kasi puro puso.”
numbers, kids who fill the stage and grab every chance of a camera panning their way to When Kuya Germs suffered a stroke in January, Nite
flash a smile or a sign or bust a dance move, especially at closing credits, and who hope says he was captain of the ship. The older showman has,
that soon they could become frontliners too. in fact, relinquished some duties to his nephew. Both
The frontliners are handpicked by the producers for a few minutes of FHM talk. On share a predilection for overstated glitter and glamour
the roll call: Jack Robredo, 21 and Sanya Lopez, 18, siblings (Sanya is a strong contender have no qualms if their brand of entertainment is “bakya”
for FHM babe status); Hiro Peralta, 21; Ken Chan, 20; Ian Rances, 20, FHM babe Jenny [a ‘70s term for cheap] or “masa” as long as it does its job
Miller’s brother. The most famous among them, Jake Vargas, 23, is a GMA regular in of entertaining people.
teleseryes and sitcoms. He is also a singer. “Sino ba ang nanonood? Yung common tao di ba? Yung
Every one of them more or less have similar stories: They were spotted by a talent hindi masa wala namang time yun. Our track record will show
scout and were brought to Kuya Germs’s attention, knowing well that, as direk Salvani put for it. Whether we’re baduy or trying hard or flamboyant, ang
it, he couldn’t say no to kids who wanted a break in show business. Or they were spotted masasabi ko lang, going on 20 years na kami,” says Nite.
by Kuya Germs himself.
All declare loyalty to Walang Tulugan. “Hindi namin iniiwan ‘tong Walang Tulugan,” says
Jake, who started out his career in the show six years ago.
“We all know how Tatay Germs is a star-builder. We learn how to host, dance, and act Closing
here, mahalaga yun,” saysJack Robredo. Last song syndrome as they tape the closing credits to the show:
There is another thing they should be thanking their Tatay Germs for. Walang Tulugan!
Kuya Germs pays for the talent fees of all the 60 young wannabes in his fold. It Walang Tulugan!
doesn’t make sense—he probably doesn’t even know some of them by their names, or Kasama si...Master Showman!
even by their faces—but he does it. Walang...tulugan!!!
Walang Tulugan, being a network production, gets a set budget from the bosses.
All other expenses—and by this it means the allowances of all the kids appearing in the We won’t. FHM
show—are not included. And as the Master Showman can’t say no to the kids asking for
his help, and he has a medical condition to consider, which costs money, it fell on the
producers to work out a compromise.
They manage the cost of production by splitting the kids into two teams. Each team
gets to alternate in the limelight per episode.
“Do we know each other on a first-name basis? No,” says Hiro Peralta, who was last
seen in Pari Koy. “I know some of them, but not all of them. I just know them by their faces.
‘Hey!’, ‘hi!’, ganon lang.”
The very first lesson on how to thrive in show business they all must have learned:
Look the part and be friends with everyone.
Each and every kid on the show look thrilled to be on the limelight and are having the
time of their lives. They also look like they all know each other by their first names.
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Pop quiz, you know-it-alls; can you you’ll love how she mixes the two languages
name who is the Philippines’ like you do. She’s also pretty, something the
following pictures can help prove.
But what will help her sustain, or maybe
1. Fearless Diva? even improve, whatever level of fame she has
now is her attitude. Her no-frills-always-cheery
2. Prince of Teleserye Themesongs attitude, in particular. “I didn’t win Foreignay,
(as well as the King of Teleserye but I’m very happy kasi kahit second runner-up
I’ve had a lot of guestings,” shares Dasuri, still
Themesongs)? beaming after a three-hour photo shoot for
her magazine debut. “I started having a lot of
3. Pop Honey? dance shows. They also get me for talk shows,
challenges, games...and now I’m in FHM. Hi
There used to be something special about having a showbiz moniker. It hi hi!”
encapsulated one’s greatness (“Superstar”), celebrated an artist’s versatility (“Star “Hi hi hi” seems appropriate.
for All Seasons”), and at times, stated the obvious-yet-uncanny traits that make a
person a legend (“The Bad Boy of Philippine Cinema”). Now it’s mainly used as a
marketing tool for hyping whatever smidgen of talent is present in an individual.
However, there are some who deserve their lofty tag. Take for instance the We did a bit of stalking and found
country’s new “Dance Diva,” Dasuri Choi. about your dance career back in
A back-up dancer and choreographer to famous girl groups back in her native Korea. Is the entertainment scene
Korea—ever heard of Wonder Girls?—Dasuri came here five years ago to the there as cutthroat as it is here?
prodding of her grandfather. “I stopped dancing na; I wanted to study English here,” Back in Korea, I was just considered a
she recalls. Her talents on the dancefloor, though, took her to a better path. dancer and not an artist. Here, I get to
After being hailed second runner-up in Eat Bulaga!’s “You’re My Foreignay” be both, and that’s pretty different.
contest, Dasuri, a former member of the G-Force and a dance instructor at the A lot of Pinoys are crazy about K-pop.
Korean Cultural Center of the Philippines, found herself back in the spotlight. Why do you think so?
Although this time, she performed front and center. Korean fashion and style are unique.
It’s really not that hard to understand why Dasuri is one of the most visible We wear anything, and kahit ano
foreign celebrities on Pinoy TV. A visit to good ol’ YouTube will show you how crisp bagay. With Filipinos, they just have
her movements are (check out her opening number at the FHM BroCon). She to be more confident. There are a lot
calls her accent “Filipino-English”—it’s more “Ah-te-ne-yo” than “Arr-neoww”—and of pretty, sexy, and smart Filipinos,
yet they don’t seem to know how to washing their dirty linens in public. was sad then.
carry and express themselves well. Is there anything else? How about Well, can’t you tell if you’re still sad?
That’s why they seem to want to Filipino men? I’m really happy now, that’s also why
be like Koreans, who are confident I understand them. But in my first I’ve decided to live here. Korea is
in expressing themselves through days here, there was a time when better in many aspects, but I chose to
fashion and the arts. all our helpers in Clark were crying live here because of the people: you’re
Is that a natural thing for Koreans or because their husbands cheated on friendly, hospitable, and very positive.
are you taught to be that way? them and left their families. Ever since I’ve been here I’ve never felt
We always consider how people would Doesn’t that happen in Korea? stressed anymore.
perceive us. Even when we’re only It does. But there’s more of it here… Thank you. Let’s go back to your
going to the market, we don’t just wear that’s why I’m single, hi hi hi! I can’t love for dancing: What kind of steps
slippers. We are not like that; we have be malandi, I don’t trust them. If would you break out if someone asks
to prepare. they’re very pogi, sometimes I find out you to do a “sexy dance?”
They call you the “Dance Diva.” How they’re gay, ha ha! I don’t limit my movements and my
much time does dancing take up in Wait, what? outfits when dancing. My father is
your day? Kasi I like clean-looking guys, eh a lot of very strict but my mom was also a
When I got that title, I was doing TV the clean-looking guys here are bading dancer, so he knows na it’s really
shows and was also studying Filipino. pala. Concentrate muna ako sa career. maganda pag sexy ang suot. But for
Pero siyempre I had to improve my One remarkable thing we noticed this shoot I know he’ll say something.
dancing, so I try to learn other dance about you is your flawless skin... What do you think will he say?
genres. I don’t want to ruin the “Dance I try my best to eat a lot of fruits and I won’t say. It’s a secret.
Diva” title so I’m doing my best. vegetables, and drink a lot of water. I That’s very Pinoy of you. So you’re
Is there anything about Pinoy also stopped drinking alcohol. It has okay with any dance. You can twerk…
culture that you still don’t been two years. Yeah! I did in front of father.
understand? How much did you use to drink? You twerked in front of your father?
This one is just bagong problem for A lot. I used to drink two bottles of Yeah! I showed him, and there were
me. I heard that if it’s a family problem Soju [Korean rice wine] every night. also his friends from Korea…
I shouldn’t meddle. If this guy is bad Ever gone beyond two bottles? You twerked in front of your father
or lying to his mom and I know it, I [This one time I drank more than AND his friends?
can’t make sumbong to the mommy. two bottles] I was drinking with Yeah! They know I’m a dancer. I’ve
Gano’n ba talaga? my parents and my manager, and I been doing sexy dances since I was
Let’s just say Filipinos don’t like suddenly broke down in tears. I think I young.
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Food. Actually, I don’t eat Korean food
na masyado. If you’re familiar with it,
we have a lot of orange dishes—spicy
food—and a lot of gulay, I often get
stomach cramps. I always eat Filipino
food. With Filipino men, hindi naman
kailangan...hindi rin naman ako
lonely, hi hi!
Are you waiting for a Korean man?
No. Filipino. I want to have my own
Pinoy family.
So what should that Pinoy guy do to
catch your fancy?
It’s just a feeling eh, it comes lang once
you see someone. Pero dapat clean
siya, may handkerchief, may change
ng damit. I’m very sensitive to how a
man smells, so pag he’s mabango I’m
attracted. And funny siya dapat. And
may leadership qualities siya dapat.
Kahit pangit pwede, I’m ganda naman
eh, hi hi hi!
You mentioned that the most you
could do for your ex-boyfriend was to
dance for him. Can you elaborate on
that?
Yeah, because I do not know how to
cook. I do not know how to sing. At
that time, I couldn’t buy him anything
because I didn’t have money. So what I
Did you get to notice your father’s very hot dance and it became very, very could do for him was dancing, and he’s
friends’ reactions? Did they seem famous. I had a boyfriend then and I happy naman with that.
happier than usual? would dance for him. Well, you could’ve kissed him…
They were saying, “You’re good! And how often did you do this? Yeah, but that’s normal! Dancing is
Galing!” They were very supportive. I Every time he asks, I’ll be, like, “Oh, something special.
don’t know na what they said to each you want to see? Here!” Also pag We’ve asked this question to dancers
other in secret. But I know that my anniversary or monthsary…kasi I before, and we’re pretty sure you’ll
father is proud of me. I’m sure. can only dance so I make it worth his nail this one too: How flexible are you?
Have you ever danced for only one while. I also did it for my grandfather, I’m very flexible. I used to be a
person? kasi my grandfather is closer to me ballerina. I can touch my toes to my
Yes, I did. In Korea. At that time I was than my father. I dance for him often head. I do it for stretching.
among the backup dancers of a very in family gatherings. Okay. Thank you, Dasuri!
famous girl group who were popular Which one do you like more: Filipino That’s the last question? Ha ha! That’s
for doing this hip movement. It was a men or Filipino food? funny! FH M
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‘I always try to
learn other dance
genres. I don’t
want to ruin the
‘Dance Diva’ title
so I’m doing my
best’
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You’re quite young, yet so yung peg na gagawin ko? Let’s try
comfortable in front of the camera. something different. Kaya ayun, nag-
Why do you think modeling comes so FHM na ko.
naturally to you? How do you separate your fun and
Pangarap kasi ng mommy kong bubbly side from the sexy side
maging model dati. Kaya mas na- you showed earlier? It’s like we’re
engganyo ako kasi natutupad ko yung talking to a completely different
pangarap niya. person from the model earlier.
So your family is very supportive of Hindi ko alam eh. Pero sa totoo lang,
your modeling and decision to pose ganito talaga yung personality ko,
for us? makulit talaga at kalog, madaldal
Well, my dad was worried at first pero pagdating sa picture, iba, siguro
when he saw my pictures, baka raw kasi matagal ko na rin siyang
kasi bastusin ako pero okay na okay ginagawa tsaka parang talent na
lang sa mommy ko. Sabi pa nga niya, rin. Ang yabang ‘no? Joke lang, ha
“Parang wala namang kita ah? Okay ha! Peace!
yan, go!” Ha ha! Good thing you were able to pull
Maybe we should ask your mom to co- it off during our shoot.
direct our photo shoot next time! Kailangan kasi pag nag-shoot
Ha ha! Puwede! ka, iisipin mong work yun
We’ve approached you before to model at kailangang mailabas mo
for us but you unfortunately declined. yung best mo. Kailangan may
What made you change your mind? confidence pa rin ako kahit hindi
Kasi parang nauumay na ako sa naman perfect yung katawan
pagpa-pa-cute. Hello?! Twenty-two ko. Kung feeling mo sexy ka,
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makikita yun ng mga tao.
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through its lips, and about two days? mo yung ibang side ng
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This girl claims she didn’t look this hot growing up. We’re
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ew models can walk the talk
when it comes to staying
crazy fit and religiously
maintaining an ultra-toned
body. Nikki Howard happens
to be one of them. This early riser is
already in the gym before the sun goes
up. She works out six days a week
and goes to bed before you even finish
watching your favorite primetime
teleserye.
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tough guys on
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Words:
Chise Alcantara
Photography:
Kurt Alvarez, Erwin Barleta, Heidi Pascual-Aquende
SPECIAL THANKS TO: QUESO, PHILIPPINE WRESTLING REVOLUTION,
THE BLACK WATER ELITE, FLYING DUTCHMAN SHOES, NIC’S GOURMET
DESSERTS, COMFY COUCH NAIL AND BODY SHOP, FITNESS FIRST,
PHILIP LIM-GYM INSTRUCTOR, THE SWEET STUDIO, BLACK WATER,
CAPRISERRIE BAKESHOP AND CAFÉ
GU INEA P IG # 1
FIGHTERS FROM
THE PHILIPPINE
WRESTLING
REVOLUTION
First stop
Chris “The
Patriot” Panzer
YOGA
Metal clanking, deep grunting, and high fives
and good-job butt slaps all around–this was
the high-testosterone-weights-lifting-gainz-
bruh atmosphere the buff guys hanging
out by the machines at Fitness First were
exuding. Normally, a visit to the gym could be
“The considered part of these fighters’ daily routine,
Apocalypse” but as nimble as they were being able to
contort their bodiers into strangely majestic
poses while maintaining proper spiritual and
mental balance probably weren’t part of a
wrestler’s job description.
CAKES
ON GUY CHISMIS
As far as the wrestlers were concerned, “We
don’t really see why people find it so weird to
see guys chatting over tea and cakes, It’s just
like an inuman in a different setting. You get
AND TEA
men to talk if you get them into a comfortable
situation. We’re all friends outside of the ring
so it’s easy to talk to each other. We noticed
that most women find it a lot easier to talk
to people they’re not close with. Men on the
other hand have this weird sense of pride so
Our next stop was at a place called The Sweet they just don’t open up to anyone so easily.”
Studio. The wrestlers sampled the Studio’s
mouth-watering cakes and heavenly pies, and “Siguro mas nakakapag-chismisan
they were really satisfied. After stuffing their lang kaming mga babae dahil mas
stomachs, the sugar rush hit and their lips sanay kami sa mga activities na
started to loosen–and everybody knows that p’wede kaming mag-usap. Mas sanay
pro-wrestlers love to badmouth each other. kasi yung mga guys sa physical.
The boys decided to settle their issues the Kapag pinag-usap mo sila ng ganun,
best way they know how, through some TLC maninibago sila masyado.”
(Tender Loving Chairs). Therese, editorial assistant
Last stop
SLUMBER PARTY!
is also becoming a trend, with the
legalization of gay marriage and
whatnot. We think all activities
have a chance at being called
‘manly’ or ‘feminine,’ it all just
depends on the trends of males
and females during that time.
A night of talking about crushes, ON GUY GET If it’s more popular with males,
watching scary movies, crying to TOGETHERS it’s masculine, if it’s popular with
One More Chance while eating “We think there’s just something females, it’s feminine–they aren’t
popcorn are the foundations for weird about men getting gender specific.”
a solid girl barkada experience. emotional around each other,” the
We wanted to give the guys one wrestlers tell us. You wouldn’t see “Okay lang naman siguro
heck of a slumber party complete guys posting their feelings on kung bigla rin napapatili
with stuffed toys and avocado social media and how much their yung mga boys minsan-
facials; one that they’ll consider barkada is crying after watching minsan kapag nakapapanood
a significant milestone in their Popoy and Basha say goodbye sila ng scary movies pero
friendship. Better ready your to one another. “Though that wag palagi kasi parang
pajamas, boys! might change; you’ll never know bading na kung ganun, ha ha!”
nowadays because acceptance Ann B. Mateo, FHM babe
PERFUME
Frank Golia Carlos Reyes
SAMPLING
These days, most men don’t have time to stop
and smell the scented Japanese paper. As
“brand ambassadors” of their perfume, we
had the boys try their hand at selling their
Blackwater products to one of their toughest
and stingiest customers–one of their own.
As you guys can tell, the boys really had a
tough time winning this one over, and at one
point, had them on their knees begging to be
noticed by their basketball senpai. Did their
charm and teamwork pay off?
POETRY
“Hindi lang siguro maarte yung mga lalaki Erram
[sa mga amoy nila] pero depende rin siguro
sa trabaho. Yung models kailangan siguro
mabango lagi, pero kami, ligo lang okay na.
Basta proper hygiene at deodorant lang
SLAM
siguro. Pero okay lang naman magpabango
basta hindi masyadong matapang.”
But even if the boys confess that they like
it when their girlfriends smell good, their
anxieties on wearing perfume still get to them,
“Baka kasi mag-backfire ka pa eh. Hindi pala
gusto ng mga kasama mo yung pabango, Tonight we deliver the cheesiest
sayang lang effort mo. Kung gusto nilang lines. They say that a man who
magpabango, most likely bibigyan ka na lang has a masterful tongue can woo
nun sa Pasko–para parang “Take the hint.” any lady he wants, so we had
the boys dig deep within the
“Mas gusto ko yung guys na amoy innermost hugot-filled hearts to
bath soap dahil at least sure kang bring out their Balagtasan flow
araw-araw silang naliligo. Kung amoy while delivering some theatrical
perfume, p’wede kasing nagpabango performance poetry. But the
lang sila pero hindi pala naligo.” G UI NEA P IG # 2 lingering question was, were the
Elaine, editorial assistant PLAYERS wannabe-Nerudas able to reach
FROM THE their muses?
BLACKWATER
ELITE ON HAVING DIFFERENT
HOBBIES
PHOTOGRAPHER FOR BLACKWATER ELITE: ERWIN BARLETA
First stop
Last stop
GET BACK TO
SHOPPING
THE KITCHEN! FOR
After a day of hard work, and with the sun
slowly setting, the boys might have thought
that our day was over; little did they know
that things were just heating up. We sent our
boys to the kitchen to whip up some sweet
tasty treats with the help of the chefs from
Capriserrie Bakeshop and Café. We had them
CLOTHES
“Ang hipster nito ah” was the
first thing the boys said as the
realized, “Madalas wala nang
tinginan sa salamin tuwing umaga
design some cupcakes and éclairs, then mix collection of bright button-down maliban siguro kung may kasal o
and twirl the icing, and even had them make shirts with matching short-shorts binyag, nag-Lu-lui-Buton ako para
sugar hearts on the side. We’ll see if the from Flying Dutchman Shoes sa mga ganun.”
boys’ talented b-ball hands could be delicate greeted them. Never in our lives
enough to make fabulous pastries! did we expect to see men riddled ON MEN BEING
in tattoos and piercings, don FASHIONISTAS
ON TRYING OUT NEW THINGS shorts so tiny they could make Seeing a man don designer brands
“Na-pressure kasi kaming mag-perform dahil any hipster conyo kid’s crotch and walk around in fancy shoes
ang ganda nung unang batch ng cupcakes tighten with envy. When they saw (because he actually wants to)
na gawa nung owner. Mahirap din pala siya– themselves in the mirror, they feels like coming across a magical
nanginginig pa nga kamay namin eh, ha ha!
Ito siguro yung favorite naming task dahil
gusto talaga namin ‘tong masubukan. Siguro,
kapag retired na kami, okay din gawing hobby
yung baking kasi parang life skill na rin siya, Tuts Calinawan, Bboy Garcia,
p’wedeng pang-handa sa future! Ha ha!” bass turntables
SWEETS AND
PASTRIES
Our next stop was Nic’s Gourmet Desserts.
“Mukhang solid ’to p’re,” one of the boys said
while drooling over the cakes in front of them.
The boys were more than happy to dig in to
the cakes the cafe provided. “Actually, mahilig
talaga ako sa cakes at sweets,” confessed
one guy as he dug into his Sticky Toffee
Pavlova. “Napapakain naman talaga kami sa
mga ganito kapag kasama yung mga anak at
pamangkin, ha ha!”
GU INEA P IG # 3 The boys garnered even more looks as
QUESO, they stuffed themselves with Nic’s desserts.
METAL BAND “Parang na-co-confuse sila noh?” the guys
remarked on their onlookers. “Eh kung
unicorn. We don’t actually know how “Depende lang siguro sa makakita naman ako ng lalaking naka-
to interact with this rare creature article of clothing pero dreadlocks na sobrang daming tattoo na
and maybe that’s why people are pareho lang naman ang naka-button-down with matching camo shorts
either fascinated or weirded out by lalaki at babae na mahilig na kumakain ng cake, malilito rin ako eh. Para
it. “Kaya pag meron kang nakitang mag-shopping. Marami rin bang ‘Mag-decide ka nga! Ano ba?!’” “Kung
tumodo effort sa porma na medyo namang lalaki na bumibili naging boy band na lang tayo, feeling ko
alam mong binuhusan niya talaga ng expensive shoes.” ganitong-ganito itsura natin ngayon.”
ng oras, parang kakaiba talaga... Jill, writer
kasi kami madalas, kung saan kami ON MEN GOING ON CAFÉ DATES
kumportable dun na lang.” It was like watching characters from a scripted
reality show. Even though the guys were
trying to act all “girlie,” and by that we mean
they were taking selfies, talking out loud, and
laughing even louder. The boys were doing
these things ironically and were laughing at
their own awkwardness but not really enjoying
being put in that scenario of eating sweets at
Otcho Toleran, a cafe—parang pilit lahat.
guitars
“Pero kaya naman nag-iinuman yung
mga lalaki eh para makapag-usap
tungkol sa feelings. Minsan kailangan
talaga ng mga lalaki ng pampalakas
ng loob para makapaglabas ng mga
gusto nilang sabihin.”
Trina, video editor
Last stop
PHOTOGRAPHER FOR QUESO: HEIDI PASCUAL-AQUENDE
PAMPERING
we’ve observed, it seems like it’s
not manly to want to take care
of yourself, which could actually
be a big problem. “Pangit mang
sabihin pero meron talagang
double standard,” one of the boys
“Uy, perfect timing! Mahaba na getting his arms moisturized. “Ma- said. “Parang mas may karapatan
ang kuko ko sa paa!” one of the cu-curious ka rin kasi eh. Bakit ba yung mga babae na buhusan ng
guys exclaimed. The guys were nila (girls) ’to ginagawa, eh ang oras yung sarili nila–kasi aminin
a lot more relaxed at the Comfy mahal mahal? natin...gusto naman natin silang
Couch Nail and Body Spa; some makitang magaganda eh.”
of them even dozed off. “Iba yung ON MEN GOING TO
feeling ng pagpa-pa-tattoo sa SPAS AND FEELING “Wala namang pumipigil sa
pagpa-spa ng ganito,” One of the BEAUTIFUL kanila na gawin yung gusto
guys commented. “Yung tattoo In all honesty, we couldn’t think nila. Hindi naman kailangang
kasi kailangan mong paghandaan; of anyone who wouldn’t jump at magpa-cool. Importante
eh dito p’wede ka pang matulog!” the opportunity for a free spa magmukhang maayos.”
One of the guys shared while treatment. It would seem pretty Jean, video editor
MAND
with the little ones.
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JEAN PIERRE
“JP” TUASON, 40
Currently:
President, Tuason
Racing School (TRS)
Educated at:
De La Salle University,
BS Industrial
Engineering
Our family has always been Standard Insurance, and Tag I loved racing, but I knew Racing and business are
in the automotive and motor Heuer. This experience allowed that I couldn’t afford to race all about taking calculated
sports industry—from my me to race all over the world in cars anymore. Whenever I got risks. Do you just finish the race
grandfather to my father (racing cars and karts, and even got me into an accident, it would cost because you have mechanical
champ and car refinishing mogul all the way to the Asian Formula half a million just to repair the car. issues? Do you push harder to
Arthur Tuason), and my younger 3 series at the age of 27. So I made a conscious decision get to the podium? Do you make
brother. I think it was only natural and said: “Enough of that. I will that crazy last lap move to take
to be involved myself. I started just stay on the other side and the win, or just settle for second
racing karts with my dad when support the people that are trying place? In racing, you take these
I was 13, and I grew up in his Being a racecar to go up.” risks based on gut feel. It’s the
motor shop. driver is not as sex, same with business—you take
drugs, and rock ’n’ I believed that my best risks to reap the rewards, but it
My dad died when I was roll as people think. bet to stay in the industry should be calculated risks or you
19. I lost almost everything— The drugs part is wrong I loved was to do the next can lose everything.
the house in Forbes, the cars, because you have to best thing—teach. I founded
the allowance, and the racing be fit and sober to be Tuason Racing School in 1999 Most people look at what I
sponsorship. I started my career with my wife—back then still do now and say, wow, you’re
able to race cars. The
being sponsored by my dad, so my girlfriend—and my younger so lucky to be doing what
the things I needed to go racing concentration levels brother. At the time, I had just you love. When we first started
came easy. When he died, I are very high. You can finished school and was in limbo TRS, most people just saw it as a
wanted to stay in motor sports basically be killed, or kill with my racing and work career. hobby. But I have been in motor
but I had no money. someone else, with a sports for 27 years, and have
bad decision in a race. Transitioning from being been running the racing school
I quickly learned the The rest, well, is true. a racecar driver to an for 16 years, and I tell you it was
business of sponsorship. I entrepreneur was, and still is, never luck. Follow your dreams,
started working with companies tough. I could drive and teach, yes, but work hard and never
like Shell, Toyota Balintawak, but the business angle was one take no for an answer.
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Stopping at the
yellow light instead of
speeding through the
intersection
Riding a wang-wang-
equipped car
Honking at pedestrians
“Racing” against
pedestrians—on the
pedestrian lane
NOT BrO
Whoa, 1.3L for a car this size? Isn’t that it’s stuffed with a whole range of awesome
the same displacement as the first Jazz? features it shares with its bigger Honda
You got that right. In terms of hatak and siblings—a touchscreen panel display, a GPS
throttle responsiveness, this makes the navigation system, and lots of legroom. Plus,
i-VTEC-powered Honda Brio a notch ahead that sleek black glass panel at the back can
of its peers in the much sought-after city car double as a full-length body mirror, perfect for
segment. We advise that you channel your last-minute self-checks on date nights.
inner beast mode with utmost caution though,
or prepare to be the next online sensation for Lots of legroom, great. But I’m a little bit
the wrong reasons. worried about the trunk space. It doesn’t
look like it has any!
The price tag is a bit steep for a budget It may only have 175 liters of boot space,
car. We get that it’s a Honda, but just or half the Jazz’s, but that’s all you need
how Honda is this Honda? for storing your everyday paraphernalia.
For that price you get sporty looks that’s Not a cause for concern, unless you’re into
lacking in other, er, cutesy cars. Interior-wise, transporting missiles.
A new Earth
PR O PE RTY D ETAI LS
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Lipat bahay
Words: Vince Sales The Moon isn’t that big. Think of it as now?
a studio apartment in an SM condo.
If you live on this planet, you’ve
heard the news: the Earth has Craters, craters, and more craters.
a twin. Thanks to the Kepler
telescope, NASA has found a planet Remnants of the historical 1969
(with the catchy name Kepler-452b) Moon landing. Crossing our fingers THE MOON
to find Decepticons on the dark side Some lunar probes and
somewhere out in Space, that could orbiters have found water
be just like us: a rocky planet that’s of the moon (please, please, please).
molecules in the Moon’s polar
temperate, with water maybe, and regions. It may be locked in
who knows? People? Civilization? Living on the Moon is something
like answering a bedspacer ad. It will minerals or sheets of ice—no
Starbucks? If you’re weirded out, one knows yet—but it’s starting
we get you. The news was like do for now, just don’t expect to stay
for long. to look promising. We’ll still
finding out your dear old Tatay have to figure out how to
sired a sibling of yours in Canada extract it and build some sort
or something, and he looks just like of habitat on the moon, but it
you. Weird. sure beats lugging all those
So the Earth has a twin. You’ve Europa has even more water than
Earth. Because of its distance five-gallon Wilkins water
got questions. Where is this other containers from Earth.
planet? Are there others out from the Sun, it’s all frozen, but
there? We take a guided tour of some scientists theorize that there
the Universe in search of Earth may be liquid water under the
doppelgangers, distant cousins surface ice.
twice removed, and other space
objects capable of supporting life Europa is about as big
as we know it. as our moon. EUROPA
Pack your bags and get ready When Arthur C. Clarke To reference
to get out of this gin joint for a The smooth surface wrote the sci-fi classics 2001: Space
swankier address somewhere in of Europa is one 2001 and 2010, he Oddysey—“I’m
the Milky Way... big ice skating rink. named Jupiter’s moon, sorry, Dave. I’m
We hope you like Europa, as the next place afraid I can’t
winter sports. in the solar system where do that right
WHAT man would find life. He is now.” Europa is
Interesting neighborhood, probably right. probably too cold
SCIENTISTS ARE with Jupiter dominating for humans.
LOOKING FOR the sky together with its
Just like searching for wacky moons, such as Io,
an apartment in Metro Ganimede, and Titan.
Manila, the first thing
you need to know about
looking for a new planet
to live in is: how is the Possibly.
water situation? As in,
is there any? On Earth, Moving to Kepler-452b would
literally every place be like moving into an old
there’s water, there apartment in Makati: they built
is life—freezing polar them bigger before. Kepler-
regions, oases in the 452b is a billion years older
desert, inside the deepest than Earth, and it’s also 1.6
caves, even at the bottom times larger than Earth.
of the sea where there’s KEPLER-452B
no frikkin’ sunlight. Its distance from its G-Class Kepler-452b is the most recently
Scientists expect other star means Kepler-452b could publicized discovery of a planet
planets to be no different. have everything that the Earth similar to Earth. It’s been called a
That means the search has. Of course, we’d have to “twin,” “big brother,” and “cousin”
for planets capable of get closer to confirm to Earth because it’s likely to be a
supporting life—alien or a speculation like this. rocky planet, and it’s located in its
our own—is a search for system’s Goldilocks zone: the place
water. Simple. 1,400 light years away. that’s neither too hot nor too cold.
TRUE
po, sir. 8 p.m. labas ko :)”
I went to dinner with her
and let’s just say, we had a
pretty good time that night.
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