Sabz

Lahoo

Reena Dickson Apne Bhaiyon Ke Liye Behadh Pareshaan

Thi....Wo Teen Din Se Ghayab The....Reena Unki Taraf Se
Kabhi Mutmayeen (Santusht) Nahi Rahi Thi....Unki
Shakhsiyath Mutaavazan (Santuleet) Nahi Thi....Jiss Ke Liye
Wo Humesha Apne Baap Ko iLzaam Deti Rahi Thi....!
Yeh Log Ek Khate-Peete Gharaane Se Taalooq Rakhte
The....Baap Vakeel Tha....
Aur
Hindu Falsafe Ka Shaidayi Tha....Apne Ghar Ko Usne
Dhuaan-Dhuaan Bana Rakha Tha....Har Taraf Bakhurdanon
Mein Khushubuat Sulagti Rahti....Fursath Ke Waqt Ghar
Walon Ko Ikhatta Karta....
Aur
Hindu Falsafe Par Lecture Shuru Kar Deta....!
Beto Ko Ziraat (Kheti) Ki Taraf Lagane Wala Bhi Wahi
Tha....Uska Khayal Tha Ke Ziraat Se Zyada Mutabarak
(Pavitr) Aur Koi Pesha Nahi....!

Haqeeqatan Beton Ko Ziraat Se Zara Barabar Bhi Lagau Nahi

Tha....
Lekin
Unki Tarbiyat (Parvarish) Is Dhang Se Hui Thi Ke Wo Baap
Ka Hukm Nahi Taal Sakhte The....Kam-Az-Kam Uske
Saamne To Farmabardaar Hi Bane Rahte The....Yeh Aur Baat
Hai Ke Ghar Se Khadam Nikalte Hi Wo Khattai Bhool Jate
Ho Ke Unhe Baap Ki Shakhsiyat Ke Mutabeeq Ustare Ki
Dhaar Se Guzar-Guzar Kar Vaan Haasil Karna Hai....!
Unhone Zari Idaaron (Agricultural Institutions) Mein
Taaleem (Shiksha) Ki....Degreeyan Li....Kuch Dino Apne
Mulk Mein Khidmaat Anjaam Dete Rahe....
Aur
Uske Baad Apni Hukumat Hi Ki Taraf Se Tarakkhi Dusre
Mulkon Mein Bheje Jane Lage....Taake....Unki Agriculture
Schemes Ko Paye Takmeel Ko Pahunchaane Mein Madad
Kare....!

Reena Ko Yaqeen Tha Ke Wo Jo Kuch Bhi Nazar Aate

Hai....Haqeeqatan Wo Nahi Hai....Wo Moqaami Aadmiyon
Ke Saath Unhi Ekhlaaq Se Pesh Aate Dekhti....
Aur
Wo Jab Chale Jate Unka Mazaaq Udhaate....
Aur
Unhe Gaaliyan Dete....!

Reena Is Par Aiteraaz Karti To Jhunjhula Kar Use Bhi Bura-

Bhala Kahne Lagte....Wo Khamosh Ho Jati....Iske Alawa
Chaara Bhi Kya Tha....Un Dono Se Mohabbath Bhi To Karti
Thi....!

Mystery Pasandi Un Teeno Ki Mushtarka (Joint) Khususiyat

Thi....
Lehaaza
Jab Use Yeh Maalum Hua Tha Ke Wo Teeno Us Mulk Mein
Apne Mulk Ke Mafaad (Faide) Ke Liye Kuch Kaam Chori-
Chupe Bhi Karenge To Use Badi Khushi Hui Thi....!

Mystery Se Bhi Use Bohath Lagau Tha....Israar (Rahasye) Aur

Suraagh Ki Beshumaar Kahaniyan Usne Padhi Thi....!
Yahan Aa Kar Use Maalum Hua Ke Apne Mulk Ke Mafaad
Ke Liye Jo Kaam Chori-Chupe Anjaam Dena Hai....Uske
Ehkaamaat (Nirdesh) Kisi A-1 Naami Shakhsiyat Se
Milenge....!

Is Par Usne Apne Bhaiyon Jerry Dickson Aur Jermy Dickson

Se Kaha Tha Ke Yeh Sab Kuch To Bohath Sansani Khaiz
Hai....Bas Mazaa Hi Aa Jayega....!

Magar....Tum To Bohath Nek Ho....Jerry Bola....Narvaan

Haasil Karna Chahti Ho....Yeh Sab Kuch Kaise Kar
Sakhogi....!

Apne Mulk Ke Liye Jaan Bhi De Sakhti Hu....!

Ho Sakhta Hai....Kuch Ghatiya Kaam Bhi Karne Padhenge....!

Mulk Ke Liye Sab Kuch Gawaara Hai....!

Lekin....Yeh Haqeeqat Hai Ke Abhi Tak Use Koi Ghatiya
Kaam Nahi Karna Padha Tha....Uske Supurd Sirf Itni
Khidmaat Thi Ke Wo Rozana Shaam 6 Baje Ko Apne
Transmeter Ka Switch-On Kar Deti....
Agar

A-1 Ko Kuch Kehna Hota To Wo 15 Minute Ke Andar Hi

Andar Uski Awaaz Sunti....
Aur
Bhaiyon Ke Liye Uska Paighaam Note Kar Leti....!

Magar....Yeh Ajeeb Baat Thi....Jab Se Uske Bhai Ghayab Hue

The....A-1 Ki Taraf Se Use Koi Paighaam Nahi Mila Tha....!

Is Waqt Bhi Wo Transmeter Ka Switch-On Kiye Baithi Thi....6

Baj Kar 10 Minute Ho Chuke The....
Aur
Aaj Fir Wo Mayoos Ho Jane Wali Thi Ke Transmeter Se
Awaaz Ayi....!
Hello....R.D....R.D....!

It’s R.D....Hello....!

Over To A-1....Transmeter Se Awaaz Ayi....

Aur
Fir....Sannata Chhaa Gaya....
Fir
Thode Waqfe Se Awaaz Ayi....Hello....R.D....!
Hello....Chief....!

Jermy Aur Jerry Se Kahe Do Aaj Thik 12 Baje....!

Wo Teen Se Lapata Hai Chief....!

Lapata Hai....?
Lapata Hai....
Aur
Main Bohath Pareshaan Hu Chief....!

Koi Khaas Baat Thi....?

Aap Ne Jin Do Aadmiyon Ko Kahin Pahunchane Ke Liye
Kaha Tha....Meri Daanist (Samajh) Mein Wahi Mere Bhaiyon
Ke Ghayab Hone Ka Sabab Bane Hai....!
Tum Us Raat Kahan Thi....?

Main Sar Shaam Hi So Gayi Thi....Meri Tabiyath Thik Nahi

Thi....!

Acha....Jermy Ka Camera Talaash Karo....

Agar
Usme Koi Roll Maujood Hua To Use Filhaal Develop Kar
Daalo....!
Jermy Ka Camera....? Wo Uske Kamre Mein Maujood
Hai....Reena Hairaan Lahje Mein Boli....Main Aap Ka Matlab
Nahi Samjhi....!

Jermy Har Us Aadmi Ki Tasveer Lena Ka Aadi Hai....Jo Kisi

Tarah Bhi Uske Khareeb Aya Ho....!
Ooohhh....!

Mujhe Yaqeen Hai Ke Usne Un Dono Ki Tasveerein Bhi Li

Hongi....!
Oohh....To Mera Khayal Sahi Tha Ke Wahi Dono Un Dono
Ke Ghayab Ho Jane Ka Sabab Bane Hai....!

Jaldi Karo....Main Tumhare Paighaam Ka Intezar

Karunga....Over....!
Reena Ne Switch-Off Kar Diya....!

Jermy Ka Camera Loaded Tha....Wo Use Dark-Room Mein Le

Ayi....
Aur
Usme Se Roll Nikaal Kar Develop Karne Lagi....!

Is Roll Mein Sirf 3 Tasveerein Nazar Ayi....Baaqiya Frame

Scopes Hi Nahi Kiye Gaye The....Roll Ko Qashk Kar Ke Usne
Jaldi-Jaldi Tasveeron Ko Possitive Prints Bhi Nikaale....!

Usme Ek Tasveer Doctor Ki Thi....

Aur
Ek Uske Gorilla Numa Assistant Ki....Teesri Tasveer Kisi
Aise Aadmi Ki Jo Uske Liye Khattai Ajnabi Tha....!

Khareeb Aadhe Ghante Baad Usne Fir Transmeter Ka Switch-

On Kiya....
Aur
Boli....Hello....A-1....A-1....It’s R.D....!

Hello....Transmeter Se Awaaz Ayi....R.D....Kya Raha....?

Aap Ka Khayal Durust Tha....Roll Mein Dono Ki Tasveerein
Maujood Thi....Maine Dono Ki Prints Nikaal Liye Hai....!
Shabaash....Tum Bohath Zaheen (Buddhimaan) Aur Phurteeli
Ladki Ho....Ab Un Tasveeron Ko Lifafe Mein Rakh Kar Us
Par Cross Banao....
Aur
Farm Ke Phaatak Wale Letter-Box Mein Daal Do....!

Bohath Behtar Chief....!

Dono Ki Ek-Ek Copy Apne Liye Bhi Print Karo....Apne Paas

Rakho....
Agar
Tum Hi Un Dono Ko Talaash Kar Sakhi....To Khud Ko Ek
Bohath Bade Inaam Ki Mustaheeq (Haqdar) Samjho....!

Mera Sabse Bada Inaam Yeh Hoga Ke Mujhe Mere Bhai

Mujhe Mil Jaye....!

Acha....Over And All....!

Transmeter Khamosh Ho Gaya....

Aur
Wo A-1 Ki Hidayat Ko Amali Jama Pahenane Ki Tayyaari
Karne Lagi....!
Andhera Phail Chuka Tha....Khamri Maheene (Lunar Month)
Ki Aakhri Tareekhein (Dates) Thi....Usne Torch Uthayi....
Aur
Imaarath Se Nikal Kar Farm Ke Phaatak Ki Taraf Chal
Padhi....!

Sardi Aaj Bhi Mizaaj Puch Rahi Thi....Jhingooron Ki Jhayein-

Jhayein Se Goonjti Fiza Bilkul Khamosh Thi....!
Farm Ka Phaatak Rihayashi Imaarath Se Khareeban Ek
Furlong Faasle Par Tha....Wo Torch Ki Roshni Mein Raasta
Tai Karti Rahi....Phaatak Ke Khareeb Pahunch Kar Usne Kisi
Bachche Ke Rone Ki Awaaz Suni....
Aur
Torch Ka Daira Us Taraf Reng Gaya....Phaatak Ke Bahar Ek
Car Khadi Nazar Ayi....!
Jaisi Hi Torch Ka Daira Us Par Padha....Ek Aurat Pichla
Darwaaza Khol Kar Niche Utri....Yeh Bhi Reena Hi Ki Tarah
Safed Faam Thi....Uske Chahre Par Thakaan Ke Asaar Dur Se
Bhi Dekhe Jaa Sakhte The....!
Khareeb Aa Kar Usne Angrezi Mein Kaha....Mujhe Badi
Khushi Hai Ke Tum Meri Zubaan Samajh Sakhogi....!

Main Kya Madad Kar Sakhti Hu....?

Mere Bachche Ki Tabiyath Kharaab Ho Gayi Hai....Safar Jaari

Nahi Rakh Sakhti....Kya Kahin Panaah Mil Sakhegi....!

Yaqeenan....1 Minute....Thahero....Reena Ne Kaha....

Aur
Letter-Box Ki Taraf Mudh Gayi....Lifafa Usme Daal Kar....
Fir
Ajnabi Aurat Ki Taraf Palat Ayi....!
Car Mein Bachcha Abhi Tak Roye Jaa Raha Tha....!

Kya Tum Tanha Ho....? Reena Ne Pucha

Nahi....Mera Shohar (Pati) Bhi Saath Hai....Wo Kahe Raha Hai
Ke Thodi Der Baad Hum Shaher Pahunch Jayenge....
Lekin
Mere Liye Yeh Nakhabil-E-Bardaasht Hai....Tum Mehsoos
Kar Rahi Hogi....Is Awaaz Mein Kharb (Peedha) Hai....Mera
Khayal Hai Ke Use Pneumonia Ho Gaya Hai....!

Gaadi Andar Le Chalo....Tumhara Khayal Durust

Hai....Filhaal Safar Multavi (Cancel) Kar Dena Chahiye....!

Sawaal Yeh Hai Ke Pneumonia Hua Kyun....? Gaadi Ke

Andar Se Mardana Awaaz Ayi

Tum Khamosh Raho....Aurat Mudh Kar Cheekhi

Chalo....Bekaar Baat Na Badhao....Reena Use Gaadi Ki Taraf
Le Jate Hue Kaha
Pichli Seat Par Bachcha Padha Ro Raha Tha....Aurat Ne Use
Godh Mein Utha Liya
Aur
Reena Uske Barabar Jaa Baithi....!

Mard Ne Engine Start Kiya....

Aur
Gaadi Phaatak Ki Taraf Modhta Hua
Badhbadhaya....Kaash....Maine Shaadi Hi Na Ki Hoti....!

Ab Tum Apni Zubaan Bandh Rakhoge Ya Nahi....Aurat Fir

Garji
Haa....Bas....Seedhe Hi Chalo....Reena Ne Mard Ko Hidayat
Di

Bachcha Barabar Roye Jaa Raha Tha....!

Reena Pahle Se Bhi Kuch Zyada Dil Garfashgi Mehsoos Kar

Rahi Thi....Wo Unhe Apni Rihayashgah Par Layi....!

Aurat Safed Faam Thi....

Lekin
Uska Shohar Koi Moqaami Aadmi Tha....Khush Shakl Zaroor
Tha....
Lekin
Bewaqoof Sa Lagta Tha....!
Reena Ne Unhe Bataya Ke Is Waqt Teebbi (Medical) Imdaad
(Help) To Mumkeen Nahi....
Lekin
Uske Paas Maaleesh Ki Ek Aisi Dawa Maujood Hai....Jisse
Bachche Ko Aaram Milega....!
Maaleesh Ki Dawa Se Kya Hoga....Mard Ne Bura Sa Muh
Banaya

Tum Fir Bole....Aurat Fir Ghurrayi

Mard Ne Aisa Muh Banaya Jaise Kisi Saqt Gheer Maa Se

Sabeqa (Paala) Ho....!

Reena Ko Yeh Cheez Kuch Ajeeb Si Lagi....!

Ek Ghante Baad Bachcha So Gaya....!

Unhone Khana Khaya....

Aur
Drawing-Room Mein Baith Kar Coffee Peene Lage....!

Aurat Ne Reena Ko Bataya Ke Uski Maa Angrez Thi....

Aur
Baap Burma Ka Basheenda Tha....!
To Yeh Tumhare Shohar Bhi Burmese Hai....Reena Ne Pucha

Nahi Mohtarmaa....Main Yahin Ka Basheenda Hu....Shohar

Bol Padha

Tum Se Sawaal Nahi Kiya Gaya Tha....Tum Coffee Khatm

Kar Sone Jaoge....Biwi Fir Ghurrayi

Bilkul....Bilkul....Shohar Sar Hila Kar Bola....Mujhe To

Pneumonia Bhi Nahi Hota....!

Ghair Zaroori Baatein Nahi....!

Shohar Pahle Se Bhi Kuch Zyada Sehma Hua Nazar Aane
Laga....
Fir
Coffee Khatm Kar Ke Wo Sach-Mooch Uth Gaya....!
Dekho....Biwi Haath Utha Kar Boli....Maine Bedroom Mein
Kitaabon Ki Shelf Dekhi....Khabardar....So Hi Jana....Koi
Kitaab Na Nikaal Lena....!

Main So Jaunga....Wo Murda Si Awaaz Mein Bola....

Aur
Chup-Chaap Chala Gaya....!

Bechara Abdul....Uski Biwi Ne Thandi Saans Li

Reena Khamosh Thi....!

Mehmaan Aurat Uski Taraf Mudh Kar Boli....Main Abdul Ke

Liye Badi Dukhi Rahti Hu....Wo Ek Khatarnaak Marz Mein
Mubtela Hai....!

Kaisa Marz....?
Baayin Taang Bilkul Be-Jaan Ho Jati Hai....Kayi-Kayi Din
Bistar Se Jumbeesh Bhi Nahi Kar Sakhta....!

Koi Aasaabi (Nerves) Marz....!

Doctors Ka Yahi Khayal Hai....!

Reena Sonchne Lagi....Ab Is Mehmaan Aurat Ko Aaram

Karna Chahiye....
Lehaaza
Usne Guftgu Ko Aage Badhne Se Rok Diya....Raat Ke 11 Baj
Rahe The....
Aur
Wo Apne Bedroom Mein Thahel Rahi Thi....!
Bhaiyon Ke Baare Mein Sonchna Shuru Kiya To Mehmaanon
Ki Soodh Bhi Na Rahi....
Aakhir
Wo Kahan Gaye....
Agar
Doctor Aur Uska Khauffnaak Chahre Wala Assistant Hi
Ghayab Ho Jane Ke Zimmedar Hai To Is Waqiye Ka Maqsad
Kya Hai....
Agar
Chief Un Dono Ki Zindagiyon Ka Khwaah Tha....
To Fir....
Un Dono Ne Uske Bhaiyon Ko Kyun Chhoda Hoga....!

Uljhan Badh Gayi....Thik Usi Waqt Usne Kuch Ghair

Maamuli Qism Ki Awaazein Suni....Aisa Maalum
Hota....Jaise Imaarath Hi Mein Kuch Log Idhar-Udhar Daudte
Phri Rahe Ho....!
Wo Bedroom Ka Darwaaza Khol Kar Khadi Ho Gayi....Wo
Darpok Ladki Nahi Thi....!
Fir Jald Hi Usne Andaaza Kar Liya Ke Wo Awaazein
Mehmaanon Ke Kamre Se Aa Rahi Thi....Wahan Ke
Roshandan Se Roshni Bhi Nazar Ayi....!

Yeh Kya Ho Raha Hai....Reena Ne Soncha....

Aur
Tezi Se Aage Badhi....
Aur
Darwaaze Ke Khufal Ke Suraakh (Key-Hole) Se Andar
Jhaankne Lagi....!

Wahan Acha Khaasa Hungama Bharpa Tha....Aurat Apne

Shohar Ke Piche Is Tarah Jhapti Phir Rahi Thi....Jaise Haath
Aa Gaya To Geera Kar Maaregi....
Aur
Wo Darri-Darri Si Awaazein Nikaalta Hua Uski Giraft Se
Bachne Ki Koshish Kar Raha Tha....!
Kkkk....Kya....Kar Rahi Ho....Hum Ek Ghair Jagaah Par
Hai....Tumhe Sharm Aani Chahiye....Arey....Mezbaan Ki
Neend To Haraam Na Karo....!

Main Aaj Tumhe Jaan Se Maar Dungi....!

Yahan Nahi....Ghar Pahunch Kar....Khuda Ke Liye
Ab....Khatm Bhi Karo....!

Agar....Tum Apni Zindagi Chahte Ho To....Ruk....

Tum Kya Karogi....?

Sirf Do Thappad Lagaungi....!

Nahi....Ek....Wo Haanpta Hua Bola

Aakhir....Thak Haar Kar Wo Ruk Gayi....!

Shohar Bistar Ki Dusri Taraf Khada Tha....!

Dono Hi Buri Tarah Haanp Rahe The....Aurat Use Ghoore Jaa
Rahi Thi...!
Aakhir....Shohar Apni Saanson Par Qaabu Paane Ki Koshish
Karta Hua Bebasi Se Bola....Isse To Yahi Behtar Hai Ke Tum
Mujhe Zaher Hi De Do....Ya Goli Maar Do....!

Nahi....Main Tumhe Siska-Siska Kar Maarungi....!

Aakhir....Mujh Se Shaadi Kyun Ki Thi....
Agar
Yahi Karna Tha....Wo Ruaansa Ho Kar Bola

Mujhe Bewaqoof Mard Pasand Hai....

Lekin
Tum Bohath Zyada Bewaqoof Sabeet Hue Ho....!

To Isme Mera Kya Kasoor....!

Baby Ko Pneumonia Kyun Hua....Wo Ghurrayi

Bhala....Main Kaise Bata Sakhta Hu....Wo Bebasi Se Bola

Agar....Tum Nahi Bata Sakhte To Uske Baap Bhi Nahi Ho....!

Uska Baap Sun Kar Mujhe Khushi Mehsoos Nahi

Hoti....Khambakht Ko Cheenk Bhi Aa Jaye To Meri
Shaamat....!

Khabardar....Uske Liye Koi Na-Zeba Lafz Zubaan Se Nikla....!

Mujhe To Uska Rona Bhi Aisa Hi Lagta Hai....Jaise

Mujhe....Sirf Mujhe Gaaliyan De Raha Ho....!
Main Tumhari Zubaan Khinch Lungi....!

Agar....Tum Apni Zubaan Ki Jumbeesh Mein 10 Feesad Bhi

Kami Kar Sakho To Main Apni Zubaan Humesha-Humesha
Ke Liye Bandh Kar Lene Ko Tayyaar Hu....!

Shut-Up....!

Tum Jaanti Ho Ke Jiss Raat Mere Saath Aisa Bartau Hota

Hai....Dusri Subaah Ko Main Maflooj (Paralysed) Hota Hu....!
Tum Jahannum Mein Jao....Mujhe Kya....!

Rushy....!
Mera Naam Na Lo....Main Ankhareeb Tum Se Chutkaara
Haasil Kar Lungi....!

Is Haal Ko Pahuncha Dene Ke Baad....Shohar Dardnaak

Lahje Mein Bola

Wo Aage Kuch Kahne Ki Bajaye Dhadaam Se Bistar Par Baith

Gayi....!
Shohar Behis-O-Harkat Khada Tha....Uske Chahre Par Reena
Ko Ajeeb Se Asaar Nazar Aye....!

Acha....Batti Bujhao....Aurat Thodi Der Baad Ghusseli Awaaz

Mein Boli....Mujhe Neend Aa Rahi Hai....
Lekin
Tum Jaagte Rahoge....!

Reena Ne Dekha Ke Wo Chup-Chaap Switch Board Ki Taraf

Badha....
Aur
Fir....Andhera Chhaa Gaya....!
Reena Apne Zahen Par Ek Gehra Tasoor (Prabhav) Le Kar
Wahan Se Hatt Gayi....Kuch Der Baad Use Bhi Neend Aa
Gayi....!
Dusri Subaah Aankh Khuli To Dhoop Phaili Nazar Ayi....Der
Tak Jaagte Rahne Ki Bina Par Aaj Shayad Zindagi Mein Pahli
Baar Wo Itni Der Se Uthi Thi....!

Mehmaanon Ka Khayal Aate Hi Usne Ek Lukht Bistar Chhod

Diya....Daud Kar Kitchen Mein Pahunchi....!

Wahan Bawarchi Maujood Tha....Naashta Bhi Tayyaar Tha....

Lekin
Bahar Mehmaanon Ki Gaadi Na Dikhayi Di....!
Usne Soncha....Mumkeen Hai Wo Subaah Hi Subaah
Rawaana Ho Gaye Ho....Usne Bawarchi Se Unke Mutaleekh
(Sambhandit) Pucha....!

Memsaab Naashta Kar Ke Chali Gayi....Usne Jawaab Diya

Thik Hai....!
Lekin....Memsaab....Unka Sahab Nahi Gaya....!
Kya Matlab....?

Memsaab Ne Bataya Tha Ke Sahab Beemar Ho Gaye

Hai....Isliye Wo Yahin Rahenge....!

Reena Ko Pichli Raat Wala Waqiya Yaad Aa Gaya....Wo Tezi

Se Us Kamre Ki Taraf Jhapti Jahan Mehmaan Soye Hue
The....!

Kamre Ka Darwaaza Khula Hua Mila....Saamne Hi Bistar Par

Mehmaan Aurat Ka Shohar Aankhein Bandh Kiye Hue Kuch
Badhbadha Raha Tha....Uski Aahath Par Chaunka....
Aur
Sar Ghooma Kar Darwaaze Ki Taraf Dekhne Laga....!

Subaah Bakhair Janab....Reena Narm Lahje Mein Boli

Subaah Bakhair Khatoon....!

Mujhe Afsos Hai Ke Main Der Se Uthi....Lekin....

Jee Haa....Wo Chali Gayi....

Aur
Main Bistar Se Jumbeesh Bhi Nahi Kar Sakhta....!

Kyun....?

Mujh Par Aasaabi Daura Padha Hai....Baayi Taang Bekaar Ho

Gayi Hai....!

Yeh Kaise Hua....?

Aksar Aisa Hota Hai....!

Main Tumhare Liye Kya Kar Sakhti Hu....Reena Pur Tafikr

Lahje Mein Boli....Yahan To Teebbi Imdaad (Medical-Help)
Bhi Mumkeen Nahi....!
Aap Fikr Na Ki Jiye....Khud Ba Khud Thik Ho Jata Hu....!

Mujhe Hairath Hai....Aap Ki Biwi Aap Ko Is Haal Mein

Chhod Gayi....!

Wo Kar Bhi Kya Sakhti Hai....Meri Wajah Se Bohath

Pareshaan Rahti Hai....!

Fir Bhi....Yeh Badi Ajeeb Baat Hai....!

Darasal....Baby Ki Wajah Se Bohath Pareshaan Thi....Uske

Liye Teebbi Imdaad Baherhaal Zaroori Thi....!

Lekin....Aap Ki Dekh-Bhaal Bhi To Zaroori Hai....!

Mujhe Afsos Hai Ke Mujh Par Na-Waqt Daura Padha....Aap
Logon Ke Liye Dard-E-Sar Ban Jaunga....!

Aisi Koi Baat Nahi....Tum Ne Abhi Naashta Na Kiya

Hoga....Thahero....Main Bhijwati Hu....!

Naashte Ke Baad Wo Fir Uske Paas Aa Baithi....!

Kaafi Der Tak Sonchti Rahi....Pichli Raat Wale Waaqiyaat Ka

Zikr Kiss Tarah Shuru Kare....
Darasal
Wo Zaaher Nahi Karna Chahti Thi Ke Pichli Raat Unki La-
iLmi Mein Wo Sab Kuch Dekhti Aur Sunti Rahi Thi....!
Fir....Daftan....Khud Usi Ne Uski Mushkil Asaan Kar
Di....Karaah Kar Bola....Main Jaanta Hu Aap Kya Sonch Rahi
Hai....Rushy Ne Pichli Raat Khaasa Shor Machaya Tha....!
Haa....Haa....Wo Jaldi Se Boli....Mujhe Khud Hairath
Thi....Tumhari Biwi Surat Se Tez Mizaaj Maalum Hoti Hai....!

Bas Mujh Se Ghalthi Yeh Hui Ke Uske Sone Se Pahle Khud

So Gaya Tha....!
Isse Kya Hota Hai....Neend Par To Kisi Ka Bas Nahi Chalta....!

Aap Samjhi Nahi Mohtarmaa....!

To Samjhao Na....Wo Khamosh Dil Se Muskurayi

Use Kharraton Se Nafrath Hai....Main Sote Mein Kharrate

Leta Hu....!

Bas Itni Si Baat....!

Wo Mujhe Bohath Chahti Thi....

Lekin
Yeh Shaadi Se Pahle Ki Baat Hai....Jab Usne Mere Kharrate
Nahi Sune The....!

Bohathar Log Kharrate Lete Hai....Yeh Koi Aisi Baat Nahi....!

Uska Dimaagh Bohath Hi Special Qism Ka Hai....Jo Zara-Zara

Si Baat Par Ulat Jata Hai....Jamaaliyat (Aesthetics) Ka Mania
Ho Gaya Hai Usko....!

Reena Kuch Na Boli....!

Wo Bhi Khamosh Ho Kar Chath Ko Taakne Laga....Thodi Der
Baad Thandi Saans Le Kar Bola....Mera Khayal Hai Ke Ab Wo
Mujh Se Kabhi Na Milegi....Pahle Bhi Kayi Baar Talaaq Ki
Dhamki De Chuki Hai....Wo Achi Tarah Jaanti Thi Ke Is
Qism Ke Jhagdhon Ki Surat Mein Humesha Mujh Par Nerve
Attack Aa Jati Hai....
Lekin
Fir Bhi....Uski Awaaz Bharra Gayi....
Aur
Baat Puri Kiye Baghair Khamosh Ho Gaya....!

Reena Sach-Mooch Uske Liye Maghmoom (Udaas) Ho Gayi

Thi....!
Tum Fikr Na Karo....Wo Kuch Der Baad Boli....Yahan
Tumhari Dekh-Bhaal Achi Tarah Hogi....!

Main Sharmida Hu Mohtarmaa....Uske Lahje Mein Ro Dene

Ka Sa Andaaz Tha
Nahi....Bilkul Fikr Na Karo....Reena Ne Uska Shaana Thapak
Kar Kaha

Aisi Masoomiyat Usne Aaj Tak Kisi Mard Ki Aankhon Mein

Nahi Dekhi Thi....Wo Yaqeenan Seedha-Saadha....
Aur
Kisi Qadr Bewaqoof Aadmi Tha....Khad-O-Khaal Dilkash
The....
Aur
Rangat Uski Apni Tarah Safed Thi....!
Main Tumhara Naam Bhool Gayi....Usne Thodi Der Baad
Kaha

Abdul Mannaan....!

Is Shaam Jab Reena Ko Chief Ki Awaaz Transmeter Par

Sunayi Di To Usne Isko Ek Alag Maamla Samajh Kar Iska
Tazkara Usse Nahi Kiya Tha....!
Zafar Malik Aur Jimson....Fayaz Ke Mahekme Ki Hawalat
Mein The....Hawalat Mein Zaroor The....
Lekin
Upar Se Hukm Aya Tha Ke In Dono Ke Maamle Ko Shohrat
Na Di Jaye....Press Reporters Ko Inke Naam Tak Na Maalum
Hone Paye....!

Lucile Ek Ghair Mulki (Videsi) Student Thi....Yahan

Scholarship Par Ayi Thi....Isliye Uske Mulk Ki Embassy Bhi
Is Puri Tawajah Se Is Maamle Mein Dilchaspi Le Raha
Tha....!

Baherhaal....Zafar Aur Jimson Hawalat Mein Zaroor The....

Lekin
Uske Silsile Mein Unke Naam Nahi Liye Gaye The....Wo
Abhi Tak Khudkhushi Hi Ke Case Ki Haisiyath Rakhta
Tha....!
Zafar Malik Ke Baare Mein Fayaz Ke Liye Aisi Koi Hidayat
(Nirdesh) Nahi Thi Ke Usse Kisi Qism Ki Puch-Gaach Bhi Na
Ki Jaye....
Lehaaza
Is Waqt Fayaz Uske Sar Par Savaar Tha....!

Zafar Malik Ne Use Sab Kuch Bata Diya....

Lekin
Is Kahani Mein Imran Ke Wajood Ko Yaksar Nazar Andaaz
Kar Gaya....!

Christopaus Tum Se Painting Kyun Karana Chahta

Tha....Fayaz Ne Sawaal Kiya
Usse Dusri Mulaakhaat Ki Naubath Hi Nahi Ayi....Ke Tafseel
Se Guftgu Ho Sakhti....Zafar Malik Ne Jawaab Diya

Kyun Janab....Jimson Ne Apni Daadhi Ko Sehlaate Hue

Fayaz Ko Mukhateeb Kiya....
Aur
Jumla Pura Karne Ki Bajaye Kuch Sonchne Laga....!
Kya Matlab....? Fayaz Ghurra Kar Uski Taraf Mudha

Kuch Nahi....Jimson Ne Qashk (Rookhe) Lahje Mein

Kaha....Zaroori Nahi Ke Aap Ko Classic Adab Se Lagau Ho....!
Bakwaas Mat Karo....Fayaz Use Jhidak Kar Zafar Malik Se
Bola....Christopaus Ki Khaumiyat (Nationality) Ke Baare
Mein Kya Andaaza Lagaya Tha....!

Naam Se To Unaani (Greek) Maalum Hota Hai....!

Yahoodi Bhi Ho Sakhta Hai....Jimson Bola

Jahaalat Ki Baatein Na Karo....Kya Unaan Mein Yahoodi Nahi

Rahte....!

Yahoodi Kahan Nahi Hai....Jimson Ne Thandi Saans Li....

Lekin
Unhe Pehchaan Lena Asaan Kaam Nahi Hai....!

Ghair Zaroori Baatein Mat Karo....Fayaz Pair Patak Dahaada

Baat Mein Baat Nikalti Hai Janab....Main Guftgu Ka Rooq

Classic Adab Ki Taraf Modh Dena Chahta Hu....!
Kahin Tumhari Gardan Na Modh Di Jaye....!

Meri Daanist (Samajh) Mein Gardan Marodh Dena Bolte

Hai....!

Jimson Zubaan Bandh Karo....Zafar Malik Ne Tez Lahje Mein

Kaha
Aur
Jimson Laparwaahi Se Shaano Ko Jumbeesh De Kar Dusri
Taraf Dekhne Laga....!

Sawaal Yeh Hai Ke Tum Dono Us Raat Bhaage Kyun The....?

Fayaz Thodi Der Baad Bola

Us Tahe-Qaane Mein Koi Bathroom Nahi Tha....Jimson Ne

Mudh Kar Jhallahat Ka Muzaahera (Pradarshan) Kiya
Tum Fir Bole....Zafar Use Ghoorta Hua Bola
Achi Baat Hai....Your Highness....
To Fir
Inhe Bataiye Ke Kyun Bhaage The....Ya Classic Style
Mein....Qaraar Par Kyun Qaraar Kiya Tha....!

Daftan Fayaz Ka Mood Sabse Zyada Kharaab Ho Gaya....

Aur
Wo Uthta Hua Ghurraya....Tumhari Kahani Par Kisi Ko Bhi
Yaqeen Nahi Aa Sakha....Police Ki Maut Ke Zimmedar
Qaraar Diye Jane Ke Muntazeer (Waiting) Raho....
Aur
Fir....Wo Wahan Se Chala Gaya....!

Jimson Jhakiyon Ke Se Andaaz Mein Muskura Kar Use Jate

Dekhta Raha....!

Dil Chahta Hai Tumhare Honth See Du....Zafar Bola

Yeh Maamla Khatarnaak Surat Ikhtiyaar Karta Jaa Raha Hai

Your Highness....!

Isse Bhi Khatarnaak Maamlaat Se Log Do-Chaar Hote

Honge....Zafar Ne Laparwaahi Se Shaano Ko Jumbeesh Di

Agar....Aap Ke Uncle Naamdaad Tak Yeh Baat Pahunch

Gayi....
Khud Ko Bohath Zyada Chacha Mehsoos Karne
Lagenge....Zafar Ne Jamayi Le Kar Kaha....
Aur
Hum Ne Fikr-E-Maash (Vetan) Se Bhi Chutkaara
Paya....Alhamdulillah....!

Kya Main Aap Ko Ek Classic Sher Suna Sakhta Hu....!

Filhaal....Mujhe Koi Aiteraaz Nahi....
Kyun Ke
Abhi Maine Ungna Bhi Shuru Nahi Kiya Hai....!

Suniye....
Pas Murdaan Banaye Jayenge Saaghar Meri Gal Ke
Lab Jahan Baqsh Ki Boo Se Milenge
Khaak Mein Mil Ke
Meri Samajh Mein Nahi Aya....!

Samajh Mein To Meri Bhi Nahi Aya....Jimson Ne Bebasi Se

Kaha

Hurry-Up....Varna....Bohath Buri Tarah Pesh Aaunga....!

Kyun....?

To Fir....Tune Sher Kyun Sunaya....Matlab Batana Padhega....!

Acha....Thaheriye....Main Koshish Karta Hu....Mera Khayal

Hai Ke Shayar T.B Ka Mareez Tha....Usne Apni Be-Loved Ko
Kiss Karna Chaha....Usne Refuse Kar Diya....Shayar
Bola....Achi Baat Hai....Main Mar Jaunga....Dafan Kar Diya
Jaunga....Khaak Mein Mil Jaunga....
Aur
Usi Khaak Se Piyaala Banaya Jayega....
Fir
Tum Usi Piyaale Se Paani Piyogi....Is Tarah Main Khaak
Mein Mil Kar Tumhe Kiss Kar Lunga....!
Jimson....Agar....Yeh Sach Hai To Urdu Shayari Badi
Khauffnaak Maalum Hoti Hai....Tum Mujhe Wordsworth Ka
Koi Sonnet Sunao....!
Khaak Daaliye Wordsworth Par....Meer Taqi Ka Sher
Suniye....

Agar Yun Hi Aye To Meer Rota Rahega

To Humsaaya Kaahe Ko Sota Rahega
Jimson....Yeh To Bada Dardnaak Sher Hai....Zafar
Bola....Urdu Shayari Mere Liye Ajooba Ban Kar Rahe Gayi
Hai....Aakhar....Shayar Is Tarah Dahaade Maar-Maar Kar
Kyun Ro Raha Tha Ke Humsaaye Ki Neend Khatre Mein
Padh Gayi Thi....!

Mere Liye Bhi Ajeeb Hai Your Highness....Main Is Nateeje

Par Pahuncha Hu Ke Urdu Shayari Ka Aashiq Yateemon Se
Bhi Zyada Bebas Hota Hai....Isliye Raqeebon (Rivals) Ka
Wajood Bhi Bardaasht Kar Leta Hai....!
Sawaal Yeh Hai Ke Aise Ko Chahta Hi Kyun Hai....Jiss Ke
Pahle Se Kayi Chahne Wale Maujood Ho....!

Yeh Rivayat Hai Urdu Shayari Ki....

Lehaaza
Aap Is Par Aiteraaz Nahi Kar Sakhte....!

Aiteraaz To Main Is Par Bhi Nahi Kar Sakhta Ke Tum Mujhe

Musalsal (Lagataar) Bore Kiye Jaa Rahe Ho....!
Main Chahta Hu Ke Aap Mein Bhi Adabi Taste Paida Kar
Du....!

No Time For Nonsense....!

Ise Nonsense Na Kahiye Your Highness....Yeh Humare
Culture Ka Ek Hissa Hai....!
Agriculture Ka Hissa Hoga....Tu Ghalath Samjha....Koi
Kisaan Fasal Tabaah Ho Jane Par Dahaade Maar-Maar Kar
Roya Hoga....!

Nahi Boss....Mehbooba Ki Judai Par Shayar Roya Tha....!

Mera Dimaagh Kharaab Na Kar....Bohath Dino Baat Sukoon
Naseeb Hua Hai....Main Sona Chahta Hu....!

Din Mein Soyenge Aap....Jimson Ne Hairath Se Sawaal Kiya

Zafar Malik Ne Chabootre Par Let Kar Aankhein Bandh Kar

Li....!
Arey....Arey....Jimson Ke Lahje Mein Ehtejaaj (Virodh) Tha

Kyun....Dimaagh Kharaab Kar Raha Hai....Zafar Aankhein

Khol Kar Dahaada

Abhi-Abhi Ek Inspiration Hua Hai....Jimson Daadhi Khujata

Hua Bola....Hum Yahan Se Nikal Kar Bekaar Na
Rahenge....Ho Sakhta Hai....Lamba Business Ho Jaye....!
Huh....Zafar Uthta Hua Bola

Mirza Ghalib....!

Kya Matlab....?
Mirza Jee Ki Sadsaala Yaad Numayi Jane Wali Hai....!

To Hume Kya....?

Log Dhadadadh Ghalib Kalam....Ghalib Dairy....Ghalib

Hukka....Ghalib Ugaaldan....Ejaad (Invent) Kar Rahe Hai....
Halaanke
Yeh Sab Bakwaas Hai....Jiss Cheez Ki Bina Par Asadullah
Khan Sahab Ghalib Kahe Laye The....Use Sab Ne Yaksar
Faraamosh (Forgotten) Kar Diya Hai....!

Wo Kya Cheez Thi....?

Azarband....!
Kya Bakwaas Hai....!

Yaqeen Ki Jiye Your Highness....

Agar
Unhe Pyjama Ki Bajaye Tahband Istemaal Karne Par
Majboor Kar Diya Jata....To Unke Sher Hum Tak Hargiz Na
Pahunch Sakhte....!

Kyun....?

Raat Ko Peete The....

Aur
Nashe Ki Halath Mein Sher Kahte The....Jitne Sher Kahte
Utni Hi Giraahein Azaarband Mein Daal Dete....
Aur
Dusri Subaah Ek-Ek Giraah Kholte Jate....
Aur
Sher Yaad Kar Ke Likhte Jate....!
That Is Spirit....!

Yaqeen Ki Jiye Your Highness....!

Jahannum Mein Jaye....Aakhir....Itni Bakwaas Kyun Kar Rahe

Ho....!
Main Yahan Se Niklane Ke Baad Ghalib Azaarband Ka
Business Shuru Kar Dunga....Amdani Ke Teen Hisse
Honge....Ek Hissa Nadar Sharaabiyon Ke Liye....Dusra Hissa
Ghalib Ke Naam Par Isaal-E-Sawaab Ke Liye....Teesra Hiss
Ba-Taur Haq Hum Dono Ka Ayega....!

Yeh Sharaabiyon Ka Hissa Kyun Nikaaloge....?

Kyun....Mirza Sahab Sharaab Pee Kar Sher Kahte The....!

Tu Aakhir Maujooda Haalaat Par Guftgu Kyun Nahi Karta....!

Kya Zaroorat Hai....Yeh Haalaat Hum To Nahi Paida

Kiye....Jimson Ne Kaha....
Aur
Honth Par Ungli Rakh Kar Use Khamosh Rahne Ka Ishaara
Karte Hue Washbasin Ki Taraf Dekha....!

Jimson Ne Khareeb Aa Kar Sargoshi Ki....Yeh Log Bohath

Chalaak Maalum Hote Hai....Is Washbasin Mein Dictate
Phone Poshida Hai....Humari Guftgu Kahin Aur Suni Jaa
Rahi Hai....!
Zafar Ne Bura Sa Muh Bana Kar Washbasin Ki Taraf
Dekha....!
Reena Ko Apaheej Mehmaan Ki Fikr Khaye Jaa Rahi
Thi....Pata Nahi....Wo Uske Zahen Ke Kiss Kone Ko Kuredh
Baitha Tha....Ek Ajeeb Si Humdardi....
Aur
Ek Ajeeb Sa Lagau Usse Mehsoos Karne Lagi Thi....!

Is Waqt Naashte Ke Baad Wo Naukaron Ki Madad Se Bahari

Baraamde Mein Layi Thi....
Aur
Dono Sardiyon Ki Dhoop Se Lutf Andoz Hone Lage....!

Daftan Ek Police Constable Baraamde Ke Saamne Aa

Ruka....!
Usne Reena Ko Bade Adab Se Salaam Kiya....
Aur
Fir....Uske Mehmaan Ko Dekhne Laga....!

Kya Baat....Reena Ne Tooti-Phooti Urdu Shuru Ki

Yahan Koi....Abdul Mannaan Hai....Memsaab....Usne Pucha

Haa....Main Hu....Mehmaan Uthne Ki Koshish Karta Hua

Bola

Oh....Tum Aaram Se Baithe Raho....Wo Jaldi Se Uthti Hui

Boli....
Aur
Uske Shaane Pakadh Kar Use Fir Aaram Kursi Ki Pushtgah
Se Teeka Diya....!

Abdul Mannaan Sahab Ka Summon Hai Memsaab....!

Abdul Mannaan Ke Chahre Par Hawaaiya Udhne Lagi....!

Idar Lao....Reena Ne Haath Badha Kar Constable Se Summon

Liya

Ooohhh....Wo Us Par Nazar Daalte Hue Chaunk Padhi

Kya Baat Hai....Abdul Mannaan Ne Bechain Andaaz Mein

Pucha
Tumhari Biwi Ne Shaadi Ki Tanseekh (Cancellation) Ke Liye
Adalathi Chaara Joyi Ki Hai....Tumhe 28 January Ko Adalath
Mein Mein Haazir Hona Hai....!
Nahi....Abdul Mannaan Ne Siski Li....
Aur
Dono Haathon Se Chehra Dhaanp Liya....!
Oh....Kya Hua Tumhe....Chalo....Dastakhat Kar Do Is
Par....Main Sab Dekh Lungi....Reena Ne Kaha....
Aur
Uske Chahre Se Haath Hatati Hui Boli....Aise Haalaat Mein
Tumhe Bhi Uski Parwaah Na Honi Chahiye....!

Abdul Mannaan Ne Kaanpte Hue Haathon Se Summon

Liya....
Aur
Dastakhat Kiye....!

Sipaahi Ke Chale Jane Ke Baad Reena Ne Kaha....Waqai Badi

Sangdil Aurat Hai....!
Wo Kuch Na Bola....Aankhein Bandh Kiye Aaram Kursi Par
Padha Raha....!
Tum Khattai Fikr Na Karo....Main Har Tarah Tumhari Madad
Karungi....!

Main Sonch Bhi Nahi Sakhta Tha....Wo Ghuti-Ghuti Si

Awaaz Mein Bola
Mard Bano....Tum Kaise Aadmi Ho....!

Dil Ke Haathon....
Sab Bakwaas Hai....Izzat Nafs (Self-Respect) Se Zyada Aur
Koi Cheez Ahem (Important) Nahi....!

Maine Sab Kuch Us Par Qurbaan Kar Diya Tha....!

Tum Ne Aakhir Apni Hi Khaum Ki Kisi Ladki Se Shaadi
Kyun Nahi Ki Thi....Yeh Doghli Naslein Kharaab Hoti Hai....!

Har Nasl Aur Har Khaum Ki Aurat....Sirf Aurat Hoti Hai....

Lekin
Mujhe Yeh Na Kehna Chahiye....Tum To Bohath Maherbaan
Khatoon Ho....Mujhe Aaj-Tak Koi Aise Rahem Dil Ladki
Nahi Mili Jaisi Tum Ho....Maine Apni Khaum Ki Kisi Ladki
Se Isliye Shaadi Nahi Ki Thi....Ke Use Sirf Ghussa Nahi Aata
Hai....
Balke
Wo Beek Waqt Gham-O-Ghusse Mein Mubtela Hoti
Hai....Ladhti Bhi Jaati Hai....
Aur
Roti Bhi Jaati Hai....
Aur
Jab Kisi Baat Ka Jawaab Nahi Sujhta To Dono Haathon Se
Sar Bhi Peetne Lagti Hai....!

Khoob....Reena Hans Padhi....

Lekin
Tumhari Anglo-Burmese Biwi To Tumhara Sar Peetne Par
Aamada Nazar Aati Thi....!

Tum Kya Jaano....Adbul Mannaan Chaunk Kar Bola

Us Raat Khufal Ke Suraakh (Key-Hole) Se Jhaank Kar Sab
Kuch Dekha Tha....!

Abdul Mannaan Ka Chehra Sharm Se Soorq (Red) Ho

Gaya....!

Main Tumhara Mazaaq Nahi Udhana Chahti....Reena Ne

Sanjheedgi Se Kaha
Koi Baat Nahi....Abdul Mannaan Ruaansa Ho Gaya
Reena Kuch Na Boli....Wo Uski Aankhon Mein Gehre Gham
Ki Jhalkiyan Dekh Rahi Thi....!
Thodi Der Baad Abdul Mannaan Hi Bola....Wo Khud Meri
Taraf Ayi Thi....Maheenon Mera Picha Kiya Tha....Mujh Se
Kahti Thi....Tum Mere Khwaabon Ke Shahzaade Ho....Main
Jiss Qism Ke Mard Ke Khwaab Dekhti Rahi Hu....Wo Sirf
Tum Hi Ho Sakhte Ho....Mujhe Apni Manzil Mil Gayi....
Aur
Fir....Shaadi Ke Baad Tum To Kharrate Lete Ho....Chalte Hoto
Koohle Bohath Behooda Andaaz Mein Hilte Hai....Kharraton
Par Mera Bas Usi Tarah Chal Sakha Ke Uske So Jane Se Pahle
Kabhi Na Soya....
Lekin
Raftaar Ka Bedhangapan Meri Bas Se Bahar Tha....
Fir
Bhi....Maine Koshish Ki....
Aur
Yeh Rog Laga Baitha....!
Wo Khamosh Ho Kar Apni Sunn Ho Jaane Wali Taang Ki
Taraf Dekhne Laga....!
Main Nahi Samjhi....Reena Uski Aankhon Mein Dekhti Hui
Boli

Maine Ek Kamre Mein Chaaron Taraf Bade-Bade Aaine

Lagwaye The....
Aur
Is Tarah Chalne Ki Mashq Karta Tha Ke Mere Koohlon Ke
Hilne Ka Andaaz Badal Jaye....Ghanto Guzar Jaate....
Aur
Main Thakta Rehta....Aakhir....Ek Din Geer Kar Behosh Ho
Gaya....
Fir
Hosh Mein Aya To Yeh Taang Bilkul Be-Jaan Ho Chuki
Thi....!

Oh....To Yeh Is Tarah Hua Tha....Waqai Tum Bohath Masoom

Ho....!
Rushy Meri Zindagi Mein Pehli Aurat Thi....!

Naam Mat Lo Us Behooda Aurat Ka....!

Meri Samajh Mein Nahi Aata Ke Ab Kya Hoga....!

Tum Adalath Mein Jaoge....

Aur
Use Talaaq De Doge....!

Nahi....Usne Fir Dono Haathon Se Muh Chupa Liya

Reena Ko Na Jane Kyun Uske Is Ravaiye Par Ghussa Aa

Gaya....
Aur
Usne Kaha....Achi Baat Hai....To Jao Jahannum Mein....
Aur
Fir....Wo Baraamde Se Uth Kar Andar Aa Gayi....!

Use Kuch Der Baad Shaher Jana Tha....Pichli Raat Transmeter

Par Uske Chief A-1 Ne Use Ek Aadmi Ke Paas Pahunchne Ki
Hidayat Ki Thi....Wo Aadmi Use Apne Bhaiyon Ki Talaash
Mein Madad Dene Wala Tha....!

Shaher Ki Taraf Rawaana Hone Se Pahle Wo Ek Baar Fir

Abdul Mannaan Ke Paas Ayi....
Aur
Usse Uski Biwi Ka Pata Pucha....!

Kya Tum Usse Milogi....?

Haa....!

Dekho....Shayad Maan Jaye....Wo Thandi Saans Le Kar Bola

Main Tum Se Uska Pata Maang Rahi Hu....Fizool Baaton

Mein Waqt Na Zaya Karo....!
Usne Kaagaz Ke Ek Tukdhe Par Pata Likh Kar Uski Taraf
Badhate Hue Kaha....Usse Kahe Dena....Mujhe Uska Har
Sitam Gawaara Hai....
Lekin
Is Tarah Mujhe Zaleel Na Kare....Adalath Se Darkhwaast
Wapas Le Le....!
Reena Ki Jhallahat Badh Gayi....
Lekin
Wo Khamosh Rahi....
Aur
Pata Usse Le Kar Gaadi Mein Aa Baithi....!

Khud Hi Drive Karti Thi....

Aur
Kabhi-Kabhi Shaher Bhi Jaya Karti Thi....
Lekin
Aaj Ke Safar Mein Farq Tha....Chief Ki Taraf Se Bohath
Zyada Mohtaat (Savdhaan) Rahne Ki Hidayat Mili
Thi....Khususiyat Se Is Baat Par Dhyaan Rakhna Tha Ke
Kahin Uska Picha To Nahi Kiya Jata....!

Use Shaher Mein Kisi Christopaus Se Milna Tha....Aaj Pehli

Baar Wo Apne Chief Ke Liye Koi Kaam Karne Bahar Nikli
Thi....
Varna
Uske Farayaz Kabhi Isse Aage Nahi Badhe The Ke Chief Se
Koi Paighaam Sun Kar Apne Bhaiyon Tak Pahuncha De....!

Shaher Pahunch Kar Christopaus Ko Talaash Karne Mein

Koi Dushwari Pesh Nahi Ayi....
Kyun Ke
Wo Ek Mashoor Shaahera (Highway) Par Bani Imaarath Mein
Rehta Tha....!
Wo Kuch Ajeeb Sa Aadmi Sabeet Hua....Tha To Kisi
Maghribi Mulk (Western-Country) Ka Basheenda....
Lekin
Itne Azeem-O-Shaan Drawing-Room Mein Uski Shakhsiyat
Makhmal Mein Taat Ka Pevang Lag Rahi Thi....Jism Par
Khanabadoshon Ka Sa Libaas Tha....
Aur
Aankhon Par Tareek Sheeshon Ki Ainak (Sunglass)....!

Miss Dickson....Mujhe Aap Ke Bhaiyon Ki Talaash Mein

Madad Deni Hai....Usne Usse Musaafah (Shakehand) Karte
Hue Kaha

Uska Haath Reena Ko Aisa Laga....Jaise Usme Se Barqi Roo

(Electric-Waves) Nikal Kar Uske Saare Jism Ko Jhinjhod Rahi
Ho....!
Jee Haa....Mr Christo....Please....Main Unke Liye Behadh
Pareshaan Hu....Wo Haklayi

Tum Yahan Kab Se Ho Miss Dickson....?

Reena Ne Use Mudath Khiyaam Batayi....
Aur
Usne Kaha....Mera Khayal Hai Ke Tum Ne Is Arse Mein Kuch
Moqaami Dost Bhi Banaye Honge....!
Aisa To Nahi Hua....!

Hona Chahiye Tha....Khair....Usne Kaha....

Aur
Shayad Kisi Sonch Mein Goom Ho Gaya....!
Lekin....Thaheriye....Reena Thodi Der Baad Boli....Us
Bechaare Ko Bhi Dost Hi Samajhna Chahiye....!

Kiss Bechare Ka Zikr Kar Rahi Ho....Christopaus Chaunk Kar

Bola

Reena Ne Munaseeb Samjha Ke Use Abdul Mannan Ki

Kahani Suna De....!

Christopaus Bade Sukoon Se Sunta Raha....Aankhon Par

Siyaah Sheeshon Ki Ainak Hone Ki Bina Par Jazbaati Taghair
(Parivartan) Ka Andaaza Lagana Mushkil Tha....!

Reena Ke Khamosh Hone Par Bola....Lao....Dekhu....Uski

Biwi Ka Pata....!

Reena Ne Apni Notebook Apne Purse Se Nikaal Uski Taraf

Badha Di....!

Neelam Palace....Christopaus Notebook Ke Paper Par Nazar

Padhte Hi Chaunk Padha....Chandh Lamhe Khamosh Raha....
Fir
Bola....Yeh To Shaher Ki Mashoor Auraton Mein Se
Hai....Thahero....Main Dekhta Hu....!

Wo Uth Kar Almaari Ke Khareeb Pahuncha....Almaari Ki

Banavat Se Maalum Hota Tha Ke Uske Qaane Alphabetical
Ke Aitebaar Se Istemaal Kiye Jate Hai....
Kyun Ke
Qaane Par A Se Z Tak Saare Hurf Line Se Likhe Hue
The....Usne N Ke Qaane Ki Daraaz Kholi....Usme Index-Card
Rakhe Nazar Aye....Wo Un Cards Ko Ulathta-Palathta Raha....
Fir
Ek Card Nikaal Kar Us Par Nazar Jamaye Hue
Badhbadhaya....!

Neelam Palace....Prince Abdul Mannaan Ki Milkiyat....Prince

Abdul Mannaan Saabeeq (Former) Vali
Riyasat....Ooohhh....To Yeh Abdul Mannaan....!

Wo Reena Ki Taraf Mudha....!

Wo Uski Badhbadhahat Saaf Taur Par Sun Chuki Thi....!

To Tum Uski Biwi Se Milne Ka Iraada Rakhti Ho....Usne
Reena Se Pucha

Khayal To Yahi Tha....Ab Jaise Aap Kahe....!

Tum Usse Zaroor Milo....

Aur
Koshish Karo Ke Un Dono Mein Alhaidgi (Separation) Ho
Jaye....!

Badi Ajeeb Baat Hai....!

Kyun....?

Aap Ko Isse Kya Dilchaspi Ho Sakhti Hai....!

Chief Ki Scheme Ke Mutabeeq Ho Sakhti Hai....Hume Kuch

Moqaami Zee Haisiyath Logon Se Mel-Jhol Paida Karna
Tha....Chalo....Shuruat Tum Hi Se Ho Jaye....!

LLL....LLee....Lekin....Mere Bhai....?

Miss Dickson....Christopaus Behadh Narm Lahje Mein

Bola....Mujhe Hukm Mila Hai Tumhare Bhaiyon Ko Talaash
Karu....Yeh Mera Kaam Hai....
Aur
Yaqeen Karo Ke Wo Zinda Hai....!

Yeh Kaun Log Ho Sakhte Hai....Jinhone Un Par Haath

Daala....!

Kisi Dusre Mulk Ke Agent....Dono Ka Faida Ek Hi Ho Sakhta

Hai....!
Kya Yeh Mumkeen Nahi Ke Yahin Ki Police....

Nahi....Miss Dickson....Christopaus Haath Utha Kar

Bola....Yahan Ki Police Bhi Agar Humari Taraf Mutawajah
(Attract) Hui Hai To Usme Unhi Logon Ka Haath Hai....Wo
Chahte Hai Ke Hum Par Do Tarfa Humla Ho....
Aur
Hum Roshni Mein Aa Jaye....Tumhare Bhaiyon Ko Bhi Wahi
Log Le Gaye Hai....Unse Puch-Gaach Kar Ke Chief Tak
Pahunchna Chahte Hai....!

Lekin....Chief Ko To Koi Bhi Nahi Jaanta....Wo Log Tashadud

(Hinsa) Ka Shikaar Hote Rahenge....!

Yeh Na Bhoolo Ki Hum Apne Mulk Ki Ek Khidmat Anjaam

De Rahe Hai....!
Reena Ne Lambi Saans Li....
Aur
Dusri Taraf Dekhne Lagi....!

Christopaus Thodi Der Baad Bola....Yahan Ke Haakeem Ko

Bhi Tumhare Bhaiyon Ke Mutaleekh (Sambhandit)
Tashveesh (Chinta) Hai....Police Ki Special Branch Ke
Officers Unki Talaash Mein Hai....!
Meri Samajh Mein Nahi Aata Ke Main Kya Karu....!

Lehaaza....Jab Apni Samajh Mein Kuch Na Aye To Dusron

Ke Mashware Qabool Karne Mein Hitchkichahat Na Honi
Chahiye....!
Main Aap Ke Paas Kyun Bheji Gayi Hu....!

Filhaal....Mahez Jaan-Pehchaan Paida Karne Ke Liye....!

Fir....Christopaus Ne Khud Hi Aadhe Ghante Baad Use

Ruqsat Kar Diya....
Aur
Ab Reena Ki Gaadi Neelam Palace Ki Taraf Jaa Rahi Thi....!

Uske Zahen Mein Khauff Ki Wo Larzeesh Ab Maujood

Thi....Jin Ka Taalooq Christopaus Ki Shakhsiyat Se Tha....!
Reena Usse Khaasi Maroob (Prabhavit) Hui Thi....Wo
Koshish Karne Lagi Ke Apne Zahen Se Un Taasooraat
(Impressions) Ko Jhatak De....Is Khauffzadgi Se Khattai
Nazar Kar Ke Bhi Ek Ajeeb Sa Ehsaas Uske Shavoor (Chetna)
Par Savaar Hota Jaa Raha Tha....Jab Tak Wo Apne Khaumi
(National) Kaam Ke Liye Ghar Se Bahar Nahi Nikli
Thi....Iske Mutaleekh (Sambhandit) Bade Khushgawaar
Khayalaat Rakhti Thi....
Lekin
Aaj Christopaus Se Guftgu Karne Ke Baad Se Is Khaumi Josh
Mein Kisi Qadr Hitchkichahat Paida Ho Gayi Thi....Wo Apni
Zaheni Kaifiyat Ko Koi Wazeh (Spasht) Naam Na De
Sakhi....!
Neelam Palace Par Pahera Dene Wale Muslaah Santri Ne
Alert Ho Kar Use Gaadi Rokne Ka Ishaara Kiya....!
Gaadi Rukne Par Wo Khareeb Aya....
Aur
Nihayat Shaishta Angezi (Vinamrata) Se Usse Is Taraf Aane
Ka Sabab Dariyaft Karne Laga....!

Main Prince Ki Biwi Se Milna Chahti Hu....Reena Ne Kaha

Kya Unhe iLm Hai Ke Aap Tashreef Layengi....!

Nahi....!

To Fir....Mujhe Afsos Hai Ke Aap Na Mil Sakhengi....!

Yeh Behadh Zaroori Hai....Mujhe Prince Ne Bheja Hai....!

Aap Kahin Se Bhi Tashreef Layi Ho Mohtarmaa....Madam
Appointment Ke Baghair Kisi Se Nahi Milti....!

Main Fauri Taur Par Appointment Chahti Hu....Iske Liye

Mujhe Kya Karna Padhega....!

Santri Kisi Sonch Mein Padh Gaya....

Fir
Bola....Acha....Thaheriye....Main Phone Par Secretary Se
Guftgu Karta Hu....Kya Naam Batau Aap Ka Mohtarmaa....!

Reena Dickson....Tum Unhe Batao Ke Main Prince Ka Ek

Paighaam Layi Hu....!
Santri Phaatak Se Lage Cabin Mein Daakhil Hua....!

Daftan Reena Ne Soncha....Appointment Na Mile To Behtar

Hai....Wo In Logon Ki Shaan-O-Shaukat Ke Baare Mein
Sonch Bhi Nahi Sakhti Thi....!

Ab Use Prince Abdul Mannaan Par Sach-Mooch Ghussa

Aane Laga Tha....Is Paaye Ka Aadmi Itni Ghatiya Qism Ki
Azudvaji (Marital) Zindagi Basar Kar Raha Hai....Apne Mulk
Ke Itne Daulatmand Aadmi Tak Ta-Zindagi Uski Rasayi Na
Ho Sakhti....
Aur
Yeh Abdul Mannaan Kitni Bebasi Se Uske Rahem-O-Karam
Par Khud Uski Chath Ke Niche Edhiyan Ragadh Raha
Hai....Bechara Abdul Mannaan Ghusse Ke Bawajood Use Us
Par Taras Aya....!

Itne Mein Santri Wapas Aa Gaya....

Aur
Pur Taasuf (Sorry) Lahje Mein Bola....Mujhe Afsos Hai
Mohtarmaa....Madam Apni Khwaabgah Mein Hai....Unke
Aaram Mein Khalal Nahi Daala Jaa Sakhta....!
Khair....Fir Sahi....Reena Ne Muztarbana (Bechain) Andaaz
Mein Kaha....
Aur
Engine Start Kar Diya....!

Kuch Der Baad Wo Apne Thikaane Ki Taraf Wapas Jate Hue

Sonchne Lagi Ke Abdul Mannaan Ka Chutkaara Is Aurat Se
Hona Hi Chahiye....Christopaus Chief Hi Ka Numainda To
Tha....Uski Bhi Yahi Khwaahish Hai Ke Un Dono Mein
Alhaidgi (Separation) Ho Jaye....!
Pata Nahi....Yeh Abdul Mannaan Kiss Qism Ka Aadmi Hai....
Agar
Wo Sach-Mooch Apni Biwi Ko Itna Chahta Hai....
To Fir
Qadeem (Old) Ishqiya Daastaanon Par Yaqeen Na Kar Lene
Ki Kya Wajah Ho Sakhti Hai....!

Christopaus Ne Use Teen Alag-Alag Phone Number Diye

The....Wo Jab Chahe Use Wo Numbers Par Talaash Kar
Sakhti Hai....Reena Ne Soncha....Kyun Na Shaher Hi Ke Kisi
Telephone Booth Se Use Khabar Kar De Ke Prince Ki Biwi Se
Uski Mulaakhaat Nahi Ho Sakhi....!

Ek Jagaah Gaadi Rok Kar Wo Utri....Saamne Hi Ek Drug

Store Tha....Uske Phone Par Christopaus Ke Diye Hue
Numbers Dail Karne Shuru Kiye....!

Wo Dusre Number Par Mil Gaya....!

Reena Ne Use Bataya Ke Wo Madam Rushy Se Nahi Mil
Sakhi....!

Tum Use Sambhale Rakho....Jo Tumhare Qabze Mein

Hai....Dusri Taraf Se Awaaz Ayi....Baaqi Maamlaat Main
Khud Dekhunga....Uski Dil Joyi Karo....!

Acha....Reena Ne Lambi Saans Li....

Aur
Receiver Rakh Diya....!

Ghar Pahunchi To Mulazeem Ne Bataya Ke Der Se Ek Aadmi

Mehmaan Kamre Mein Hai....
Aur
Kabhi-Kabhi Dono Josh Mein Aa Kar Unchi Awaaz Mein
Guftgu Karne Lagte Hai....!
Kamre Ka Darwaaza Andar Se Bolt Kar Diya Gaya Tha....!

Un Dono Ki Awaazein Bahar Bhi Sunayi De Rahi Thi....

Lekin
Mauzoo (Topic) Guftgu Reena Ki Samajh Mein Na Aa
Sakha....!

Usne Darwaaze Par Dastak Di....

Aur
Andar Fauri Taur Par Khamoshi Chaa Gayi....
Fir
Khadmon Ki Chaap Sunayi Di....Darwaaza Khula....!

Main Muaafi Chahta Hu Mohtarmaa....Darwaaza Kholne

Wale Ne Moadabana Andaaz Mein Kaha....Aap Ghaliban
Prince Ki Mezbaan Hai....!

Fir Wo Ek Taraf Hatt Gaya....

Aur
Reena Andar Daakhil Hui....!

Saamne Aaram Kursi Par Prince Nazar Aya....Uske Chahre

Par Shadeed Ghusse Ke Asaar The....!

Madam Rushy Se Mulaakhaat Nahi Ho Sakhi....Reene Ne

Prince Se Kaha

Itne Mein Dusra Aadmi Aage Badh Kar Bola....Main Madam

Rushy Ka Vakeel Hu....Wo Is Silsile Mein Kisi Se Bhi Koi
Baat Nahi Karna Chahti....!

To Tum Yahan Kya Kar Rahe Ho....Reena Ke Lahje Mein

Jhallahat Thi

Main Prince Se Guftgu Kar Raha Tha....!

Kisi Qism Ki Guftgu Nahi Ho Sakhti....!

Main Nahi Samjha Mohtarmaa....Vakeel Ke Lahje Mein

Hairath Thi
Prince Ke Vakeel Ki Ghair Maujoodgi Mein Kisi Qism Ki
Guftgu Nahi Ho Sakhti....!

Lekin....Prince Ko Is Par Koi Aiteraaz Nahi Mohtarmaa....!

Mujh Ko Aiteraaz Hai....Yeh Mere Mehmaan Hai....Tum
Fauran Yahan Se Chale Jao....Prince Ne Summon Le Liya....Ab
Adalath Hi Mein Saare Maamlaat Tai Honge....!

Lekin....Prince To....Kahe Rahe The....

Prince Kuch Bhi Nahi Kahe Rahe....Prince Beemar Hai....Is
Qism Ki Baatein Unke Asaab (Nerves) Par Bura Asar Daal
Sakhti Hai....!
Vakeel Ne Prince Ki Taraf Dekha....!

Main Kuch Nahi Jaanta....Prince Bharrayi Hui Awaaz Mein

Bola

Lekin....Abhi To Aap....

Bas....Reena Haath Utha Kar Cheekhi....Bahar Chalo....Is

Kamre Mein Koi Baat Nahi Ho Sakhti....!
Aap Meri Tauheen Kar Rahi Hai Mohtarmaa....!

Tum Jaate Ho Ya Naukaron Ko Awaaz Du....Reena Bilkul Hi

Aape Se Bahar Ho Gayi

Main Jaa Raha Hu....Jaa Raha Hu....Wo Darwaaze Ki Taraf

Badhta Hua Bola....
Lekin
Shayad....Aap Ko Bhi Adalath Mein Haazir Hona Padhe....!

Reena Saqti Se Honth Bhinche Use Ghoorti Rahi....!

Wo Bahar Chala Gaya....!

Uske Baad Wo Bhi Kamre Se Nikal Gayi....Usko Sheedath Se

Ghussa Aya Tha....Buri Tarah Haanp Rahi Thi....!
Vakeel Wahan Se Ruqsat Ho Chuka Tha....!
Thodi Der Baad Wo Fir Prince Ke Kamre Mein Ayi....!

Prince Ki Aankhein Bandh Thi....Wo Aaram Kursi Par Padha

Hua Tha....!

Mujhe Afsos Hai....Reena Boli....Meri Ghair Maujoodgi Mein

Tumhe Pareshaani Hui....!

Prince Ne Chaunk Kar Aankhein Khol Di....

Aur
Use Rahem Talab Nazron Se Dekhne Laga....Gehre Gham Ki
Parchayi Uske Chahre Par Laraz Rahi Thi....!

Tum Bilkul Fikr Na Karo....Aakhri Saanson Tak Main

Tumhare Liye Ladhungi....Reena Aage Badhti Hui Boli....
Aur
Uske Shaane Par Haath Rakh Diya....!

Do Mote-Mote Khatre Prince Ki Aankhon Se Dhulak Gaye....!

Ek Beek Reena Ko Fir Ghussa Aa Gaya....
Aur
Wo Pair Patak Kar Boli....Pata Nahi....Tum Kaise Aadmi
Ho....!

Mujhe Aaj Tak Koi Bhi Nahi Samajh Paya....Prince Ne

Bharrayi Hui Awaaz Mein Kaha....
Aur
Kursi Se Uth Gaya....!

Arey....Reena Hairaan Andaaz Mein Piche Hati

Yahi To Meri Badh-Naseebi Hai....Wo Uski Taraf Badhta Hua
Bola....Chalo....Bahari Baraamde Mein Baithe....Main Bohath
Kuch Kehna Chahta Hu....!
CChhh....CCChhh....Chalo....Wo Use Ghoorti Hui Haklayi
Uska Is Tarah Achanak Se Pairon Par Chalna Koi Maujozah
(Chamatkaar) Hi Ho Sakhta Tha....
Kyun Ke
Aaj Subaah Do Naukaron Ki Madad Wo Bahari Baraamde
Mein Laya Gaya Tha....!

Naukar Bhi Use Badi Hairath Se Dekhte Rahe....!

Baraamde Mein Pahunch Kar Wo Ek Kursi Par Baith Gaya....!

Reena Khamosh Khadi Rahi....!

Tum Baith Jao....Prince Haath Hila Kar Bola....Main Tumhe

Batau Ke Yeh Sab Kaise Hua....!

Reena Baith Gayi....!

Us Nahanjaar (Nakaara) Ki Ek Baat Par Mujhe Is Sheedath Se

Ghussa Aya Ke Main Us Par Jhapat Padha....Yaqeen
Karo....Mujhe Us Waqt Aisa Mehsoos Hua Tha....Jaise Main
Kabhi Kisi Takleef Mein Mubtela Na Raha Hu....
Aur
Fir....Use Mauqa Mil Gaya....Blackmailer....Kutta....!

Kiss Baat Ka Mauqa Mil Gaya....?

Wo Kahne Laga Ke Main Achanak Apaheej Hone Ki Acting

Karta Hu....Ab To Madam Rushy Ka Case Aur Zyada
Mazboot Ho Gaya....!

Lekin....Wo Aya Kyun Tha....?

Yeh Meri Badh-Naseebi Ki Ek Lambi Daastaan Hai....!

Ab Agar....Tum Ne Apne Liye Lafz Badh-Naseebi Istemaal

Kiya To Mujh Se Bura Koi Na Hoga....!
Wo Kuch Na Bola....!
Reena Ne Kuch Der Baad Kaha....Main Tumhara Mahel Dekh
Ayi Hu....Itne Daulatmand Hone Ke Bawajood Bhi Tum Ba-
Himmat Nahi Ho....Mujhe Afsos Hai....!

Wo....Wo Aurat Meri Kamzori Hai....!

Bakwaas Hai....Tum Ne Farz Kar Liya Hai....Vahem Mein
Mubtela Ho....Sirf Wahi Aurat Tum Jaise Mard Ki Kamzori
Ho Sakhti Hai....Jo Tumhe Sheedath Se Chahti Ho....!
Pata Nahi....Meri Samajh Mein Nahi Aata....!

Wo Kyun Aya Tha....?

Rushy Ka Paighaam Laya Tha....Kahe Raha Tha Ke Wo
Adalath Mein Apni Darkhwaast Wapas Le Sakhti Hai....Ba-
Shartiya Main Apna Ek Kaarkhana Uske Bhai Ke Naam Kar
Du....!

Huh....Reena Use Ghoorti Hui Ghurrayi....Ab Tak Is Qism Ke

Kitne Saude Ho Chuke Hai....!

Nahi....Nahi....Ise Saudebaazi Na Samjho....Wo Dardnaak

Lahje Mein Bola

Tum Mere Sawaalaat Ka Sirf Jawaab Do Prince....!

Main To Yeh Samajhta Tha Ke Mere Paas Jo Kuch Hai Usi Ka

Hai....
Baherhaal
Main Use Bohath Kuch De Chuka Hu....!
To Fir....Tum Is Baat Par Tayyaar Ho Gaye The....?

Meri Dushwaariyon Ko Samajhne Ki Koshish Karo Achi

Ladki....!
Reena Kisi Sonch Mein Padh Gayi....
Fir
Use Baghaur Dekhti Hui Boli....Tumhe Itna Ghussa Kiss Baat
Par Aya Tha Ke Tum Besaqta Us Par Jhapat Padhe The....!

Wo Dusri Baat Thi....Prince Ne Bharrayi Hui Awaaz Mein

Kaha....
Aur
Nazrein Nichi Kar Li....!

Tum Mujhe Sab Kuch Batao....!

Usne Mujhe Dhamki Di Thi....!

Kiss Qism Ki Dhamki....?

Usne Kaha Tha Ke Usne Rushy Ke Liye Bohath Hi Khidmaat

Anjaam Di Hai....
Aur
Wo Sahi Maano Mein Meyaar Hai....Ho Sakhta Hai....Tum Se
Chutkaare Ke Baad Wo Usi Se Shaadi Kar Le....!

Aahaa....Reena Zahereele Lahje Mein Boli....To Yeh Josh

Raqaabat (Competition) Ka Tha....Jiss Ne Tumhe Apne
Pairon Par Khada Kar Diya....!
Jo Bhi Samjho....Wo Murda Si Awaaz Mein Bola

Idhar....Meri Taraf Dekho....Tum Wahi Karoge Jo Main

Kahungi....Is Case Ko Adalath Mein Jane Do....Haa....Kya
Tum Neelam Palace Bhi Uske Naam Kar Chuke Ho....!
Nahi....Aisa To Nahi Hua....!

Andaaza....Wo Ab Tak Tum Se Kitna Vasool Chuki Hogi....!

10 Lakh Cash....
Aur
2 Kaarkhane....!

Khuda Ki Panaah....Iska Yeh Matlab Hua Ke Tum Khareeb-

Khareeb Kangaal Ho Chuke Ho....!

Kangaal....Wo Ahmaqana Andaaz Mein Hans Kar Bola....Nahi

To....Bhala Itne Mein Koi Kangaal Kaise Hone Laga....!
Kya Koi Tumhara Aisa Dost Nahi Tha....Jo Tumhe Uske
Changool Mein Phansne Nahi Deta....!

Pata Nahi....Tum Kaisi Baatein Kar Rahi Ho....Bhala....Isme

Phansne-Phansaane Wali Kya Baat Hai....Maine Use
Chaha....Usse Shaadi Ki....Fir....Uske Mutaalbaat (Demands)
Pure Karta Raha....Kaun Hai Is Duniye Mein Jise Daulat Ki
Khwaahish Na Ho....Kaun Nahi Chahta Ke Uske Azeez
(Priye) Behtar Taur Par Zindagi Na Basar Kare....Wo Chahti
Hai Ke Uski Zaat Se Uske Azeez Ko Faida Pahunche....Kitni
Umda Spirit Hai....Uske Dil Mein Insaaniyat Ka Dard
Hai....Ek Kaarkhana Usne Apne Langdhe Khaalu Ko Dilwaya
Diya....Aur....Ek Apne Budhe Baap Ko....!

Reena Use Aise Dekhe Jaa Rahi Thi....Jaise Koi Ajooba

Ho....Kam-Az-Kam Is Duniya Makhlooq (Praani) To Hargiz
Na Ho....!

Tum Se Baat Karna Hi Fizool Hai....Wo Lambi Saans Le Kar

Boli....
Lekin
Yaqeen Karo Ke Ek Din Tumhe Bilkul Kangaal Kar Degi....!

Arey....Aisa Nahi....Aisa Bhi Kya....!

Acha....To Suno....Tum Sach-Mooch Ahmaq Ho....Isi Khaabil
Ho Ke Log Tumhari Khaal Utaar De....Meri Taraf
Dekho....Aurat Ko Sirf Aurat Hi Pehchaan Sakhti Hai....Mard
Nahi....Tum Use Jazbaat Ki Aankhon Se Dekhte Ho....Aql Ki
Kasooti Par Nahi Parakh Sakhte....!

Haa....Yeh Baat To Hai....Wo Bholepan Se Bola....Main

Sonchta Hu....Mujhe Aql Istemaal Karne Ki Kya Zaroorat
Hai....Wo Khud Hi Bohath Badi Samajhdar Hai....!

Waqai Samajhdar Hai....Wo Zaher Khand Lahje Mein

Boli....Apne Bachche Ke Saath Hi Saath Tum Jaise Nabaaligh
Ka Bojh Bhi Apne Kaandhon Par Uthaye Hue Hai....!
Main Kya Karu....Meri Baatein Kisi Ki Bhi Samajh Mein
Nahi Aati....Sirf Wahi Samajh Sakhti Hai....!
Acha....Abdul Mannaan....Ab Tum Khamosh Raho....!

Wo Bhi Aakhir Yahi Kahne Lagti Hai....Main Kya Karu....!

Itne Mein Vakeel Ki Gaadi Fir Aati Dikhayi Di....Baraamde

Ke Khareeb Hi Aa Ruki....!

Ek Baat To Rahe Gayi Prince....Wo Gaadi Se Utarta Hua

Buland Awaaz Mein Bola
Mujhe Bhi Ek Baat Kahni Thi....Reena Ne Haath Hila Kar
Kaha....Acha Hua Tum Wapas Aa Gaye....!

Wo Baraamde Ke Khareeb Pahunch Chuka Tha....

Lekin
Reena Ki Taraf Mutawajah (Attract) Na Hua....!

Prince....Main Yeh Baat Saaf Kar Dena Chahta Hu Ke Maine

Madam Rushy Ko Apni Taraf Mutawajah Karne Ki Koshish
Nahi Ki....Wo Khud Hi....
Shut-Up....Prince Dahaadta Hua Uth Gaya

Vakeel Ko Jumla Pura Karne Do....Reena Ne Uske Dono

Haath Pakadh Kar Aaram Kursi Par Dakhelte Hue
Kaha....Haa....Vakeel....Tum Kya Kehna Chahte Ho....!
Yeh Madam Rushy Ki Peshkash Hai Ke Wo Prince Se
Chutkaara Paane Ke Baad Mujhse Shaadi Karengi....!

Prince Ne Dono Haathon Se Apne Kaan Badh Kar

Liye....Uska Chehra Laal Ho Gaya Tha....!

Reena Hans Padhi

Aur
Wo Qahar Aalud Nazron Se Use Ghoorne Laga....!

Bas....Ab Main Chala....Vakeel Waapsi Ke Liye Mudhta Hua

Bola

Thahero....Reena Ne Haath Utha Kar Kaha....Rushy Se Kahe

Dena Ke Main Prince Puraane Dost Hai....Kayi Saal Hue
Humari Mulaakhaat Florence Mein Hui Thi....Main Prince Ko
Pasand Karti Hu....
Lehaaza
Use Rushy Se Chutkaara Dene Mein Apna Saara Zor Sarf Kar
Dungi....
Aur
Fir....Hum Dono Shaadi Kar Lenge....!

Yeh Baat Hai....!

Bilkul....!
Reena Ne Prince Ke Chahre Par Bebasi Ke Asaar
Dekhe....Aisa Maalum Hota....Jaise Shikaariyon Ke
Darmiyaan Khada Koi Chuha Tan-Ba-Taqdeer Ko Gaya
Ho....!

Vakeel Ne Ek Baar Reena Ko Ghaur Se Dekha....

Aur
Chup-Chaap Gaadi Mein Jaa Baitha....
Aur
Fir....Jab Uski Gaadi Waapsi Ke Liye Mudh Rahi Thi Prince
Karaahaa....Tum Nahi Samajhti Ke Kya Kar Guzri Ho....!

Tum Ab Kisi Maamle Mein Khattai Nahi

Bologe....Samjhe....Main In Doghli Auraton Se Nipatna
Khoob Jaanti Hu....!
Doghli....Prince Se Khauffzada Lahje Mein Dohraya

Haa....Doghli....
Agar
Wo Sirf Angrez Ya Khaalees Burmese Hoti To Usse Aise
Harkat Sarzad Na Hoti....!

Prince Thook Nigal Kar Muh Chalane Laga....!

Main Sach-Mooch Tumhe Chahne Lagi Hu....Wo Uski
Aankhon Mein Dekhti Hui Boli
Bas....Yahi Na Kaho....Prince Ro Dene Wale Andaaz Mein
Bola

Kyun....?

Mujhe Is Qism Ke Alfaaz Zaher Lagne Lage Hai....Wo Bhi

Shuruath Mein Isi Qism Ki Baatein Kiya Karti Thi....!

Idhar Dekho....Meri Taraf....Kya Wo Mujh Se Zyada Haseen

Hai....!
Nahi....!

To Fir....?

Meri Samajh Mein Nahi Aata....!

Kya Samajh Mein Nahi Aata....!

Main Kuch Der Ke Liye Tanhai Chahta Hu....!

Tanhai....Taajoob Hai Ke Tumhe Aaj Tak Tanhai Ka Ehsaas
Nahi Hua....Tum Is Waqt Bhi Tanha Ho....Meri Maujoodgi
Mein....!
Wo Sar Uthaye Ahmaqon Ki Tarah Use Dekhta Raha
Fir
Reena Wahan Se Chali Gayi....!

Safdar Confession Chair Se Chutkaara Paane Ke Baad Se

Make-Up Mein Rahne Laga....Apni Pichli Rihayashgah
Filhaal Chhod Kar Grand Hotel Mein Do Kamron Ki Jagaah
Haasil Kar Li Thi....
Aur
Imran Ke Qaidiyon Ki Dekh-Bhaal Hi Uske Zimme Thi....!

Jerry Aur Jermy Sifr Lucile Ki Nishaandehi Kar Sakhe The....

Wilbur Cena Ne Jin 5 Aadmiyon Ke Liye Pate Likhwaye
The....Unme Jerry Aur Jermy Bhi Shaamil The....
Lekin
Jerry Aur Jermy Ne Wilbur Cena Ke Baare Mein Kuch Nahi
Bataya Tha....!
Baaqi Teen Aadmiyon Ke Pate Safdar Ke Paas Maujood
The....Usne Unke Mutaleekh (Sambhandit) Chaan-Been Ki
Thi....
Aur
Ab X-2 Ko Uski Report Dene Jaa Raha Tha....!

Hotel Ka Phone Istemaal Karne Ki Bajaye Usne Kisi Public

Telephone Booth Ko Tarjeeh (Priority) Di....Number Dail
Kiye....
Lekin
Dusri Taraf Se Jawaab Na Mila....Ghanti Bajne Ki Awaaz
Aati Rahi....Usne Receiver Cradle Par Rakh Kar Silsila Cut
Kar Diya....!

Pichli Girfataariyon Ke Baad Se Unhe X-2 Se Hidayat Mili

Thi Ke Wo Saari Reports Seedhe-Seedhe X-2 Ko Diya Kare....
Agar
Phone Par Raabta Khayam Na Ho Sakhe....
To Fir
Juliana Fitzwaters Ko Wahi Reports De Di Jaye....!

Safdar Ne Julia Ke Number Dail Kiye....!

Hello....Dusri Taraf Se Awaaz Ayi

Safdar....Report Hai....!

Waqt Zaya Na Karo....Psycho Mansion Pahunch

Jao....Ehkaamaat (Nirdesh) Badal Chuke Hai....Ab Wo
Humari Aala Zehni Tarteeb (Setting) Karna Chahta Hai....!
Main Nahi Samjha....!

Yahan Aye Baghair Nahi Samajh Sakhoge....

Agar
Koi Report Hai To Sab Maujood Milenge....!

Safdar Ne Silsila Cut Kar Ke Booth Se Bahar Aa Gaya....!

Uski Gaadi To Tabaah Hi Ho Chuki Thi....Fauri Taur Par Kisi
Dusri Gaadi Ka Inetzaam Nahi Ho Sakha Tha....Psycho
Mansion Ki Sarkari Gaadiyan Bohath Khaas Haalaat Mein
Istemaal Ki Jati Thi....Isliye Aaj Kal Taxiyon Hi Ke Sahare
Bhaag-Daud Wali Zindagi Guzar Rahi Thi....!

Wo Footpath Par Khada Ho Kar Kisi Khaali Taxi Ka Intezar

Karne Laga....Kuch Der Baad Taxi Mil Gayi....!
Seedhe Chalo....Wo Pichli Seat Ka Darwaaza Bandh Karta
Hua Bola

Taxi Chal Padhi....

Lekin
Thik Usi Waqt Ek Dusri Gaadi Ne Bhi Safdar Ki Dhyaan
Apni Taraf Karayi....Wo Daahini Janib Wali Gali Ke Sire Par
Khadi Thi....Taxi Ke Harkat Mein Aate Hi Wo Bhi Sadak Par
Aa Gayi....!

Safdar Ne Apni Position Tabdil Ki....

Aur
Mirror Mein Dekhne Laga....!
Gaadi Taxi Ke Piche Aa Rahi Thi....!

Agle Chauraahe Par Baayein Janib Modh Lena....Safdar Ne

Driver Se Kaha
Pichli Gaadi Ab Bhi Saaye Ki Tarah Saath Lagi Nazar Ayi....!

Jaldi Safdar Ko Yaqeen Ho Gaya Ke Picha Kiya Jaa Raha

Hai....Isliye Usne Psycho Mansion Jane Ka Iraada Multavi
(Cancel) Karte Hue Driver Se Kaha....Ab Agle Modh Se
Mujhe Tip-Top Night Club Pahuncha Do....!
Club Ki Compound Mein Pahunch Kar Gaadi Ruk Gayi....!
Safdar Nihayat Itminaan Se Niche Utra....
Aur
Driver Ko Kiraya Adaa Karne Laga....!

Dusri Gaadi Compound Mein Daakhil Nahi Hui Thi....

Lekin
Use Drive Karne Wala Phaatak Par Dikhayi Diya....!

Safdar Darwaaze Ki Taraf Badh Gaya....!

Dinning-Hall Mein Daakhol Ho Kar Apne Liye Aisi Jagaah
Chuni Jahan Se Sadar Darwaaze Par Nazar Rakhta....!

Picha Karne Wali Gaadi Ka Maalik Bhi Kuch Der Baad

Dinning-Hall Mein Nazar Aya....!

Usne Chaaron Taraf Nazar Daudayi....

Aur
Fir....Ek Mez Ki Taraf Badh Gaya....!
Safdar Ka Andaaza Tha Ke Usne Bhi Apne Liye Aisi Mez
Chuni Hai....Jahan Se Us Par Baqoobi Nazar Rakh Sakhega....!
Usne Waiter Ko Ishaare Se Bula Kar Coffee Talab Ki....
Aur
Jeb Se Cigarette Ka Packet Tatolne Laga....Mashriq Baid (Far-
East) Ka Basheenda Maalum Hota Tha....Chahre Se Saqt
Ghairiyan Thi....!

Wo Safdar Ki Taraf Mutawajah (Attract) Nahi Tha....

Lekin
Safdar Ko To Aisa Mehsoos Ho Raha Tha....Jaise Wo Use
Hazaaron Aankhon Se Ghoore Jaa Raha Ho....!

Usne Soncha Ke Uske Picha Ka Matlab To Yahi Ho Sakhta

Hai Ke Make-Up Mein Hone Ke Bawajood Bhi Wo
Pehchaana Jaa Chuka Hai....Lekin....Kiss Tarah....?
Fir
Achanak....Use Ehsaas Hua....Wo Un Teeno Aadmiyon Ke
Mutaleekh (Sambhandit) Chaan-Been Karte Waqt Unki
Tawajah Ka Markaz (Dhyan) Bana Hoga....Waise Usne Isme
Khaasi Ehtiyaath (Savdhani) Barti Thi....A-1 Khatarnaak
Aadmi Maalum Hota Hai....
Aur
Kisi Khaas Nizam (System) Ke Tahat Usne Apna Jaal Saare
Shaher Mein Bicha Rakha Hai....!

Picha Karne Wala Waiter Ko Apna Order Note Kara Raha

Tha....Uske Baad Safdar Ne Usko Counter Ki Taraf Jaate
Dekha....Cigarette Sulga Kar Wo Kursi Ki Pusht Se Teek
Gaya....Picha Karne Wala Ab Counter Ke Phone Se Kisi Se
Guftgu Kar Raha Tha....!
Daftan Safdar Ko Khayal Aya....Kahin Ab Use Ghairne Ki
Koshish To Nahi Ki Jaa Rahi....!
Itne Mein Waiter Uske Liye Coffee Laya....
Aur
Tray Mez Par Rakhne Laga....!

Picha Karne Wale Ne Zyada Der Tak Phone Par Guftgu Nahi
Ki....Wo Bhi Apni Mez Par Wapas Aa Gaya....!

Safdar Itminaan Se Coffee Peeta Raha....Usne Soncha Ke

Coffee Khatm Kar Ke Wo Counter Ka Phone Istemaal
Karega....
Aur
Us Waqt Tak Bahar Nahi Niklega....Jab Tak Uske Saath
Wahan Na Pahunch Jaye....!
Picha Karne Wala Ahista-Ahista Kuch Kahe Raha Tha....Saaf
Zaaher Ho Raha Tha Ke Wo Mahez Waqt Guzaari Ke Liye Ho
Sakhta Hai....!

15-20 Minute Guzar Gaye....

Aur
Is Dauraan Mein Safdar Ne Apne Saathiyon Ko Khabar
Karna Bhi Multavi (Cancel) Kar Diya....Zaroori Nahi Tha Ke
Wo Uski Marzi Ke Mutabeeq Hi Kaam Karte....Usne Andaaze
Ki Bhi Ghalthi Ho Sakhti Thi....!

Aur 15 Minute Guzar Gaye....Picha Karne Wala Ab Kursi Ki

Pusht Se Teek Kar Cigar Pee Raha Tha....!
Safdar Ne Soncha Kuch Na Kuch Karna Hi Chahiye....Wo
Yaqeeni Taur Par Apne Kuch Dusre Saathiyon Ko Talab Kar
Ke Unka Muntazeer (Waiting) Hai....!

Waiter Se Ishaare Se Bula Kar Coffee Laane Ko Kaha....

Aur
Khatm Hote Hi Cigarette Se Dusra Cigarette Sulgane Laga....!

Safdar Aaj Zindagi Mein Pehli Baar Na Jane Kyun Apni

Khuvat Faisla Kho Baitha Tha....Kabhi Sonchta Ke Apne
Saathiyon Ko Situation Se Khabar Kar Dena Chahiye....
Aur
Kabhi Sonchta Ke Kahin Yeh Mahez Ittefaaq Hi Na Ho....!

Waqt Tezi Se Guzar Raha Tha....10 Minute Aur Isi Uljhan

Mein Guzar Gaye....!
Piche Karne Wala Ka Andaaz Aisa Hi Tha Jaise Ab Yahin
Dera Daal Dene Ka Iraada Ho....!
Daftan Safdar Apni Jagaah Se Utha....
Aur
Counter Ki Taraf Badhta Chala Gaya....!

Counter Clerk Ne Sar Utha Kar Dekha....!

Phone....!

Usne Dusre Sire Ki Taraf Rakhe Hue Phone Ki Taraf Ishaara

Kiya....
Aur
Fir....Register Ki Taraf Mutwajah (Attract) Ho Gaya....!

Safdar Jhuk Kar Number Dail Kar Hi Raha Tha Ke Baayein

Pehlu Mein Koi Saqt Si Cheez Chubi....Wo Chaunk Kar
Mudha....!

Picha Karne Wala Usse Laga Khada Muskura Raha Tha....

Aur
Fir....Safdar Ke Tevar Badalne Se Pahle Hi Wo Ahista Se
Bola....Jad-O-Jahad Karne Ka Nateeja Meri Coat Ki Jeb Se
Nikal Kar Tumhare Dil Mein Pevast Ho Sakhta Hai....
Lehaaza
Khamoshi Se Bahar Nikal Chalo....!

Main Literature Ka Taleeb-E-iLm (Student) Nahi Hu....Safdar

Khush Dili Se Hans Kar Bola....Tumhari Baat Meri Samajh
Mein Nahi Ayi....!

Pehlu Mein Chubne Wali Cheez Ka Dabau Badh Gaya....Wo

Kisi Revolver Ki Naal Hi Ho Sakhti Thi....Jo Hareef (Rival)
Ke Coat Ki Jeb Mein Maujood Tha....!
Safdar Telephone Chhod Kar Seedha Khada Ho Gaya....Ab
Revolver Ki Naal Kamar Se Jaa Lagi....Wo Darwaaze Ki Taraf
Badha....!

Counter Clerk Ne Un Dono Par Uchakti Si Nazar Daali....

Aur
Fir....Register Par Jhuk Padha....!

Wo Usi Tarah Bahar Aye....!

Ajnabi Ne Tahukmana Lahje Mein Kaha....Tum Hi Drive
Karoge....!

Safdar Compound Ke Bahar Uski Gaadi Ke Khareeb Khada

Sonchne Laga Ke Ab Kuch Kar Guzarna Chahiye....
Lekin
Hareef Puri Tarah Hoshiyaar Tha....
Aur
Aise Mauqon Par Istemaal Kiye Jane Wale Revolvers Par
Silencer Zaroor Laga Hota Hai....!

Tau Kha Kar Usne Agli Seat Ka Darwaaza Khola....

Fir
Andar Baith Bhi Gaya....
Lekin
Is Dauraan Mein Revolver Ke Dabau Mein Koi Kami Nahi
Hui....Iska Matlab Yeh Tha Ke Hareef Ek Pal Ke Liye Bhi
Ghaafil Nahi Hua....Uske Saath Hi Khud Bhi Gaadi Mein
Daakhil Hua Tha....!
Baayein Haath Se Wo Safdar Ko Ignition Key Deta Hua
Bola....Zyada Chalaak Banne Ki Koshish Na Karna....!

Safdar Ahmaqana Andaaz Mein Hans Kar Bola....Bilkul Aisi

Hi Ek Situation Maine Ek Angrezi Film Mein Dekhi
Thi....Ghaliban Tumhari Jeb Mein Silencer Laga Hua
Revolver Hai....
Lekin
Aakhir....Iska Matlab Kya Hai....Wo Ahmaq Andaaz Mein
Sanjheeda Nazar Aane Laga....!

Chalo....Hareef Aankhein Nikaal Kar Ghurraya

Iska Gear System To Samjha Do Pahle....Is Type Ki Gaadi

Maine Kabhi Nahi Chalayi....!

Pehla Niche....Dusra Upar....Teesra Daba Kar Niche....

Aur
Chutha....Chalo Bas....!

Safdar Ne Ignition Mein Key Lagayi....Engine Start

Kiya....Gaadi Chal Padhi....Revolver Ka Dabau Baayein Pehlu
Par Badastoor Maujood Tha....!

Bas Seedhe Chalo....!

Safdar Sonchne Laga....Bure Phanse....Yaqeenan....Un Teenon

Ke Baare Mein Chaan-Been Ke Dauraan Hi Mein Wo In
Logon Ki Nazar Mein Aa Gaya Hoga....!

Wilbur Ke Bayaan Ke Mutabeeq Uska Chief Khatarnaak

Aadmi Tha....Waise Wo Aise Logon Ko Zinda Nahi Chhodta
Tha....Jin Se Uski Nishaandehi Ho Sakhe....D’Souza, Uski
Ladki....
Aur
Ek Ajnabi Ghaliban Isi Liye Apne Anjaam Ko Pahunche
The....Lucile Bhi Shayad Is Pesh Baini Ka Shikaar Hui Thi....
Lekin
Yeh Teen Aadmi Ab Bhi Zinda The....Jin Ki Nishaandehi
Wilbur Ne Ki Thi....!
Ho Sakhte Hai....Yeh Teeno Isi Liye Unki Jagaahon Se Na
Hataye Gaye Honge Ke Wilbur Ke Zinda Hone Ka Saboot
Mil Sakhe....
Kyun Ke
Unki Nishaandehi Filhaal Wahi Kar Sakhta Tha....
Aur
Wo Khud Unki Qaid Mein Tha....!

Waqiyaat Ka Yeh Modh Khatarnaak Tha....Safdar Ek Baar

Imran Ki Wajah Se Confession Chair Ki Aziyaton (Torture)
Se Bach Gaya Tha....
Lekin
Yeh Zaroori Nahi Ke Aaj Bhi Koi Anhoni Ho Sakhe....
Aur
Imran....Uska To Kahin Pata Na Tha....Kaash Usse Yeh
Himaakhat Sarzad Na Hui Hoti....Usi Waqt Phone Par Julia
Ko Haalaat Se Aagha Kar Deta....Jab Picha Karne Wala Khane
Mein Mashghul Tha....!

Ab Kya Ho Sakhta....!
Usne Mirror Mein Nazar Daali....Piche Kayi Gaadiyan Thi....
Achanak
Use X-2 Ka Khayal Aya....Wo To Kabhi Ghaafil Nahi
Rehta....Ho Sakhta Hai Pichli Gaadiyon Mein Kisi Ek Mein
Maujood Ho....Usne Lambi Saans Li....!

Ab Baayein Janib Modh Lo....Hareef Bola

Safdar Khamoshi Se Uske Ehkaamaat (Nirdesh) Ki Taameel

Karta Raha....!

Thodi Der Baad Wo Sahil Ki Taraf Jaa Rahe The....Sadak

Sunsaan Thi....
Lekin
Piche Ek Gaadi Ab Bhi Aaine Mein Dikhayi De Rahi Thi....!

Safdar Ne Soncha Wo Yaqeenan X-2 Hi Ho Sakhta Hai....

Ya Fir
Usne Apne Matahat Ko Sahi Waqt Par Ittela Kar Diya....!

Fir Khayal Aya Ke Picha Karne Wale Ne Bhi Phone Par Kisi
Se Guftgu Ki Thi....
Lekin
Agar....Usne Apne Kuch Saathiyon Ko Wahan Bulaya Tha....
To Fir
Tanha Hi Itna Bada Khatra Kyun Mol Le Baitha....Kisi Bhari
Puri Jagaah Se Kisi Ko Is Tarah Nikaal Laana Asaan Kaam To
Nahi Ho Sakhta Hai....Usne Sirf Taqoob (Piche) Ki Ittela Kisi
Ko Di Ho....!
Kuch Bhi Ho....Ab Use Aakhri Jad-O-Jahad Ke Liye Tayyaar
Ho Jana Chahiye....
Varna
Agar....Unhone Use Aziyat (Torture) Rasaayi Barqi Kursi
(Electric-Chair) Baitha Kar Sab Kuch Ugalwa Liya To Uske
Baad Bhi Use Maut Hi Se Do-Chaar Hona Padhega....Shayad
Use Khudkhushi Karni Padhe....Kisi Aise Haadse Ke Baad
Wo Apne Saathiyon Ko Muh Dikhane Ke Khaabil Kahan
Rehta....!

Achanak....Usne Gaadi Baayein Janib Wali Dhalaan Ki Taraf

Modh Di....Dono Agle Tyres Kachche Mein Utre Hi The Ke
Usne Badi Phurti Se Accelerator Chhod Kar Break Par Pair
Rakh Diya....Saath Hi Baayan Haath Revolver Par Padha....!

Yeh Sab Kuch Ek Pal Mein Hua Tha....Revolver Ki Position

Mein Tabdili Hote Hi Safdar Vehshana Andaaz Mein Apne
Hareef Par Peel Padha....Uska Revolver Jeb Se Bahar Aa Gaya
Tha....
Lekin
Shayad....Locked Hone Ki Wajah Se Wo Use Istemaal Nahi
Kar Sakhta Tha....!

Safdar Ne Use Istemaal Banane Ki Mohlat Hi Na Di....Uska

Pair Break Hi Par Jama Hua Tha....
Aur
Wo Apne Hareef Ko Peese Daal Raha Tha....
Lekin
Isse Khattai Bekhabar Raha Ke Piche Aane Wali Gaadi Kab
Ruki....
Aur
Kab Us Par Se Ek Aadmi Utra Tha....
Aur
Ek Vazni Auzaar Sambhaale Ahista-Ahista Un Dono Ki Taraf
Badhta Aa Raha Tha....!

Fir....Uski La-iLmi Hi Mein Uske Sar Par Qayamat

Tooti....Vazni Auzaar Badi Khuvvat Se Istemaal Kiya Gaya
Tha....Uska Zahen Khud Faraamoshi Ki Tareek (Andhera)
Daldal Mein Doonta Chala Gaya....!
Wo Dono Bekhabar So Rahe The....Kisi Ne Unhe Jhinjhod
Kar Rakh Diya....Gehre Andhere Mein Aankhein Khuli....
Aur
Dono Ek-Dusre Ko Pehchaanne Lage....!
Shor Mat Machao....Halki Si Ghurrahat Andhere Mein Gunji

Wo Fauri Taur Par Sakaat Ho Gaye....Kathere Ke Bahar

Galiyaare Mein Unhe Roshni Na Dikhayi Di....
Halaanke
Wahan Raat Bhar Roshni Rahti Thi....!

Ajeeb Sa Sannaata Tha....Jo Maahol Par Taari Tha....Santriyon

Ke Vazni Juton Ki Khat-Phat Bhi Nahi Sunayi Deti Thi....!
Chup-Chaap Bahar Nikal Chalo....Andhere Mein Tez Qism
Ki Sargoshi Ubhri

Dono Pahle Hi Kathere Ke Khareeb Aa Khade Hue The....Kisi

Ne Unhe Dakhel Kar Kathere Ke Bahar Kar Diya....
Fir
Seedhiyon Ki Taraf Chalne Ke Liye Kaha Gaya....!
Kya Tum Dono Rassi Ke Sahare Niche Utar Sakhoge.....Usne
Pucha....Uski Awaaz Bhi Ajeeb Thi....Phansi-Phansi....Is
Awaaz Mein Halki Si Ghurrahat Bhi Shaamil Thi....!

Circus Mein Kaam Karne Ka Kabhi Ittefaaq Nahi

Hua....Jimson Ne Tanziya (Vyang) Lahje Mein Kaha

Mujhe Yaqeen Hai Ke Iske Bawajood Bhi Tum Dono Rassi

Ke Sahare Niche Jaoge....!

Aap Kaun Hai Janab....? Zafar Malik Ne Sawaal Kiya

Yeh Sab Kuch Tumhe Niche Pahunch Kar Maalum Hoga....!

Agar....Kuch Maalum Karne Ke Khaabil Hi Na Rahe Gaye

To....Jimson Bol Padha

Tum Khamosh Raho....Zafar Uske Shaane Par Haath Maar

Kar Bola

Tum Mein Se Zafar Kaun Hai....Siyaah Posh Ka Lehja

Behadh Qashk (Rookha) Tha
Main Hu Janab....!
Yeh Lifafa Ehtiyaath (Savdhani) Se Rakho....Niche Gaadi
Maujood Hai....Wo Tumhe Kisi Mehfooz Moqaam Par
Pahunchayegi.....Wahan Tum Is Lifafe Mein Payi Jane Wali
Tahreer (Lekh) Ke Mutabeeq Amal Karna....!

Hawaalaat Ki Pichli Deewar Ke Khareeb Hi Unhe Ek Kaale

Rang Ki Van Khadi Dikhayi Di....!

Niche Pahunch Kar Jimson Ahista Se Badhbadhaya....Classic

Adab Mein Kamnad Ka Zikr Jaajah Jaa Milta Hai....
Lekin
Afsos Charkh Kag Raftaar Se Tumhe Chath Ke Niche Na
Dekha Gaya....!
Gaadi Se Ek Aadmi Utar Kar Unki Taraf Badha....Yahan Bhi
Andhera Tha....Wo Uski Shakl Na Dekh Sakhe....!
Gaadi Mein Baith Jao....Jaldi Karo....Aane Wala Khareeb
Pahunch Kar Bola

Awaaz Kuch Jaani-Pehchaani Si Mehsoos Hui....Wo Gaadi Ke

Pichle Hisse Mein Jaa Baithe....Darwaaza Bandh Kar Diya
Gaya....!

Abhi Tak Sardi Mizaaj Puch Rahi Thi....Gaadi Ka Darwaaza

Bandh Ho Jane Par Kisi Qadr Hararat Ka Ehsaas Hua....!
Gaadi Harkat Mein Aa Chuki Thi....Andar Andhera Tha....Wo
Dono Ek-Dusre Ki Shakl Nahi Dekh Sakhte The....!

Wo Aadmi Kaun Tha....Your Highness....Jimson Ne Pucha

Main Nahi Jaanta....!

Dekhiye....Ab Shaamat Kahan Le Jayegi....!

Tum Auraton Ke Se Andaaz Mein Kyun Guftgu Karne Lage
Ho....!

Ise Chhodiye Janab-E-Wala....Main Bohath Sanjeedhgi Se Is

Masle Par Ghaur Kar Raha Hu....!
Kiss Masle Par....?

Agar....Aap Ne Us Sarphire Aadmi Ka Saath Na Chhoda....

Khamosh....Zafar Ne Ahista Se Kaha....

Agar
Tum Ne Kisi Ka Naam Liya To Gala Ghonth Dunga....!
Main Kisi Parda Nasheen Khatoon Ka Naam Nahi Lene Jaa
Raha Tha....Ke Aap Is Tarah Barafarokhtah Ho Gaye....!

Barafarokhtah....?

Matlab....Yeh Ke....Aape Se Bahar Ho Gaye....Khair....Ise Bhi

Chhodiye....Is Baat Par Ek Sher Yaad Aa Gaya....!

Daavari Hashr Naama Amal Na Dekh

Isme Kuch Parda Nasheeno Ke Bhi Naam Aate Hai....!

Zafar Kuch Na Bola....!

Thodi Der Baad Gaadi Ruki....

Lekin
Unse Utarne Ko Na Kaha Gaya....!

Ab Kya Hua....Jimson Badhbadhaya

Khamosh Baithe Raho....!
Achanak....Gaadi Ka Engine Fir Jaaga....
Aur
Wo Harkat Mein Aa Gayi....
Lekin
Is Baar Zyada Dur Nahi Chali Thi....Jhatke Ke Saath Van
Ruki....
Aur
Pichla Darwaaza Khulte Hi Dono Roshni Mein Naha Gaye....!

Yeh Ek Bohath Bada Hall Tha....Jiss Mein Tez Roshni Wale

Bulb Jagmaga Rahe The....!
Kya Yeh Kisi Film Studio Ka Koi Floor Hai....Jimson Ne Zafar
Se Pucha

Bako Mat....Niche Utro....!

Oohhooo....Jimson Ne Saamne Khade Hue Aadmi Ko Hairath
Se Dekha

Hello....Captain Khawar.....Zafar Uski Taraf Musaafah

(Shakehand) Ke Liye Haath Badhata Hua Bola
Tumhara Mulazeem Yahin Rahega....Captain Khawar Bola....
Aur
Tumhe Un Hidayat (Nirdesh) Par Amal Karna Hai....Jo
Tumhare Paas Maujood Hai....!

Oohhooo....Zafar Ko Lifafa Yaad Aa Gaya

Lifafe Se Baramad Hone Wale Parche Ki Tahreer (Lekh) Ke
Mutabeeq Use Ab Imran Ke Make-Up Mein Usi Ke Flat Mein
Rihayash Ikhtiyaar Karni Thi....!

Lekin Jimson....Zafar Ne Sawaaliya Nazron Se Khawar Ki

Taraf Dekhte Hue Pucha

Wo Yahin Rahega....Humare Saath....Tum Uski Fikr Na

Karo....!
Kya Yahan Urdu Ka Classic Literature Frahaam (Pradaan) Ho
Sakhega Janab....Jimson Bol Padha

Jo Kuch Bhi Chahoge....Muhaiyya Kar Diya Jayega....!

Munaseeb Hai....!
Zafar Use Ghoor Kar Rahe Gaya....!

Safdar Ab Puri Tarah Hosh Mein Tha....

Lekin
Sar Ki Takleef Ki Wajah Se Aankhein Nahi Khul Rahi
Thi....Wo Un Logon Ki Guftgu Saaf Sun Raha Tha....Is Waqt
Uske Khareeb Do Aadmi Maujood The....!

Yeh Wahi Hai....Yaqeen Karo....Ek Kahe Raha Tha

Jab Tak Koi Wazeh (Spasht) Saboot Na Ho Sakhe....Samajh

Lo....Dusri Awaaz Ayi
Maine Cooper Ke Paas Tasveer Dekhi Thi....Jo Use Chief Ki
Taraf Se Mausool (Praapt) Hui Hai....Maqsad Yeh Tha....Is
Aadmi Ko Talaash Kiya Jaye....!

To Fir....Cooper Ko Yahan Bulao....Use Hidayat Karo Ke

Tasveer Samet Aye....!

Kya Yeh Make-Up Mein Nahi Tha....?

Yaqeenan....!

To Fir....?
Bekar Baheson Mein Na Padho....Cooper Ko Bulao....!
Chandh Lamhe Khamoshi Rahi....
Fir
Safdar Ne Phone Par Number Dial Karne Ki Awaaz Suni....
Fir
Kaha Gaya....Shayad....Cooper Maujood Nahi....!

Kahan Hog....?

Shayad....Grand Mein....!
Use Yahan Maujood Hona Chahiye....
Agar
Aisi Koi Baat Hai....!

Oohhoo....To Kya Ab Mujhe Grand Jana Padhega....!

Yaqeenan....!
Achi Baat Hai....!

Tum Jaante Ho Ke Yeh Kitna Zaroori Hai....

Agar
Aisi Koi Baat Hai To Chief Ko Isse Fauri Taur Par Chahiye....
Aur
Hum Mein Sirf Cooper Hi Aisa Hai....Jo Seedhe Chief Se
Raabta (Contact) Khayam Kar Sakhta Hai....!

Thik Hai....Mujhe Dhyan Nahi Tha....!

Fir....Safdar Ne Khadmon Ki Chaap Suni....Sar Ki Takleef

Badastoor Maujood Thi....
Lekin
Shayad....Ab Wo Aankhein Khol Sakhta Tha....!

Aankhon Mein Khafeef Sa Daira Kar Ke Usne Awaaz Ki

Taraf Deede Ghoomaye....Yeh To Wahi Aadmi Tha....Jo Use
Tip-Top Se Yahan Tak Laya Tha....Uski Mutthiyan Bhinchne
Lagi....!
Wo Aadmi Is Kamre Mein Tanha Tha....
Aur
Ab Yeh Sonchne Ka Mauqa Khattai Nahi Tha....Ke Yahan Ke
Mukhtaleef Hisson Mein Aur Kitne Aadmi Maujood
Honge....
Daftan....
Usne Apne Halaq Se Ajeeb Si Awaaz Nikali....
Aur
Wo Aadmi Chaunk Kar Use Dekhne Laga....!

Safdar Ne Usi Qism Ki Kuch Aur Awaazein Bhi Nikaali....

Aur
Wo Apni Jagaah Se Uth Kar Bistar Ke Khareeb Aa Khada
Hua....!

Fir....Khareeb Se Dekhne Ke Liye Chahre Par Jhuka Hi Tha

Ke Safdar Ne Badi Phurti Se Uski Gardan Daboch Li....Kuch
Der Pahle Mehsoos Hone Wali Kamzori Hairath Angez Taur
Par Dur Ho Chuki Thi....
Aur
Wo Khud Ko Pahle Se Bhi Zyada Taavaana (Powerful)
Mehsoos Karne Laga Tha....Ho Sakhta Hai....Wo Jaan Lene Ya
De Dena Ka Vehshaana Jazbaa Raha Ho....Jiss Ne Use Fauri
Taur Par Itni Taavaanayi Baqsh Di Thi....!
Wo Uska Gala Ghonthta Hi Chala Gaya....Waise Hareef
(Rival) Bhi Jaan Bachane Hi Ke Liye Jad-O-Jahad Karta
Raha....
Lehaaza
Bachau Harkatein Shadeed Thi....!

Wo Safdar Ke Upar Hi Geera....

Aur
Use Pees Daalne Ke Liye Edhi Choti Ka Zor Sarf Kiye De
Raha Tha....
Lekin
Uski Gardan Par Safdar Ki Giraft Bhi Mazboot Se Mazboot
Hoti Jaa Rahi Thi....
Daftan
Usne Mehsoos Kiya Ke Ab Hareef Ek Bojh Ki Tarah Us Par
Behis-O-Harkat Padha Hua Hai....!

Safdar Use Pare Jhatak Kar Uth Baitha....!

Wo Farsh Par Jaa Padha Tha....!

Safdar Ne Badi Tezi Se Uski Jebon Ki Talaash Li....Gaadi Ki
Kunji (Key) Aur Ek Purse Ke Alawa Aur Kuch Na Baramad
Hua....!
Purse Usne Wahin Daal Diya....
Aur
Mez Par Se Apni Felt Hat Uthayi....
Aur
Use Sar Par Jamata Hua Kamre Se Bahar Nikla....Sar Par
Bandhi Hui Patti Hat Ke Niche Dab Gayi Thi....!

Raahdari Mein Stand Par Ek Overcoat Nazar Aya....Safdar Ne

Use Bhi Khincha....
Aur
Jaldi Se Pahen Liya....Ab Wo Tezi Se Raahdari Ke Sire Ki
Taraf Badhne Laga....!
Nikaasi Ke Darwaaze Ki Talaash Thi....Uske Alawa Aur Kisi
Taraf Dhyan Nahi Dena Chahta Tha....Bawarchi Khane Ke
Khareeb Se Guzarte Waqt Usne Mehsoos Kiya Ke Wahan Koi
Maujood Hai....!
Sadar Darwaaze Par Pahunch Kar Usne Nihayat Itminaan Se
Handle Ghoomaya....Darwaaza Locked Nahi Tha....!

Bahar Compound Mein Wahi Car Khadi Dikhayi Di....Jiss

Par Yahan Tak Laya Gaya Tha....Ek Baar Use Khuli Fiza Mein
Saans Lena Ka Mauqa Mila....
Aur
Ab Use Aisa Mehsoos Ho Raha Tha Jaise Zyada Der Tak
Steering Na Kar Sakhega....Pura Jism Kaanp Raha Tha....
Aur
Sar Ki Takleef Pahle Bhi Zyada Badh Gayi Thi....Wo Jald-Az-
Jald Is Gaadi Se Bhi Picha Chhudana Chahta Tha....!

Andhera Phail Gaya Tha....Sadkon Ke Pole Roshan Ho

Chuke The....
Aur
Sadkon Par Traffic Ka Asar Dhaam Tha....!

Usne Ek Jagaah Gaadi Roki....

Aur
Niche Utar Kar Ek Gali Mein Mudh Gaya....Kunji Ignition Hi
Mein Chhod Aya Tha....Wo Chalte Waqt Ke Number Zahen
Nasheen Karna Nahi Bhoola Tha....!

Dusri Sadak Par Pahunch Kar Usne Ek Taxi Rukwayi....

Aur
Driver Ko Apne Rihayashi Makaan Ka Pata Bataya....!

Hotel Wapas Jana Ab Kisi Tarah Munaseeb Nahi Tha....

Kyun Ke
Avval To Ab Chahre Se Make-Up Utar Chuka Tha....Dusra
Yeh Ke Un Logon Ko Us Thikaane Ka iLm Tha....!
Baherhaal....Is Waqt Iske Alawa Aur Koi Chaara Nahi Tha Ke
Wo Apni Asal Khayamgah (Nivaas) Ka Rooq Hi
Karta....Zakhmi Halath Mein Kisi Teesre Thikaane Ki
Talaash Aqlmandana Kaam Na Hota....!

Taxi Kuch Der Baad Uske Makaan Ke Saamne Ruki....

Aur
Ab Use Ehsaas Hua Ke Na Uski Jebon Mein Paise Maujood
Hai....
Aur
Na Makaan Ke Khufal (Lock) Ki Kunji (Key)....Wo To Hotel
Hi Mein Rahe Gayi Thi....
Aur
Purse Un Logon Mein Se Kisi Ne Ghayab Kar Diya Tha....!

Hareef Ka Purse Bhi Wo Wahin Phenk Aya Tha....Ab Kya

Kare....?
Achanak
Usne Taxi Driver Se Kaha....Oho....Yahan To Khufal Padha
Hua Hai....Shayad Wo Log Maujood Nahi....Acha....Wapas
Chalo....!

Kidhar Sahab....?

Tum Chalo....Main Bataunga....!

Gaadi Chal Padhi....Thodi Dur Par Ek Drug Store Tha....Usne
Wahan Dobara Rukne Ko Kaha....!

Gaadi Se Utar Kar Drug Store Mein Aya....Yahan Ke Saleman

Use Pehchaante The....Usne Unse Phone Maanga....
Aur
Pahle Hi Unse Maazrath (Kshama) Kar Li Ke Wo Call Ke
Paise Abhi Na De Sakhega....!
Wo Sab Akhlaqan Hans Padhe....Jaise Wo Mazaaq Kar Raha
Ho....!

Baherhaal....Safdar Ne Phone Par Julia Ke Number Dial

Kiye....
Aur
Dusri Taraf Se Julia Ki Awaaz Ayi....Oh....Tum....Kahan
Ghayab Ho Gaye The....? Usne Pucha
Tafseel Guftgu Ka Mauqa Nahi....Tum Fauran Kingston Ke
Bus-Stop Par Pahuncho....Mere Liye Kuch Raqm Bhi Leti
Aana....Jiss Taxi Mein Safar Kar Raha Hu Uska Kiraya Ada
Karne Ke Liye Bhi Jeb Mein Paise Maujood Nahi Hai....!
Sanjheeda Ho....?

Jaldi Karo....Usne Reciever Rakh Diya....

Aur
Salesman Ka Shukriya Ada Kar Ke Taxi Mein Aa Baitha....!

Kingston Ke Bus-Stop Par Chalo....Safdar Ne Taxi Driver Se

Kaha
Uska Andaaz Tha Ke Julia Uske Pahunchne Se Pahle Hi
Wahan Pahunch Jayegi....
Kyun Ke
Kingston Ka Bus-Stop Psycho Mansion Se Zyada Dur Nahi
Tha....!

Julia Ki Gaadi Use Dur Hi Se Nazar Aa Gayi....Uske Piche

Park Karne Ki Jagaah Bhi Maujood Thi....!

Usne Taxi Wahin Rukwayi....

Aur
Niche Utar Kar Meter Dekhne Laga....!
Julia Apni Gaadi Se Utar Kar Uske Khareeb Aa Gayi
Thi....Usne Kuch Note Uske Haath Mein De Diye....!

Safdar Ne Taxi Ka Kiraya Ada Kiya....

Aur
Fir....Julia Ke Saath Uski Gaadi Mein Aa Baitha....!

Kidhar....? Julia Ne Pucha

Main Zakhmi Hu....

Aur
Ab Mere Jism Mein Sakat Nahi Rahi....Mujhe Psycho
Mansion Le Chalo....Maine Munaseeb Nahi Samjha Tha Ke
Taxi Wahan Le Jaa Kar Kisi Se Kiraya Dilwau....!

Oohhoo....Acha....Julia Ne Engine Start Karte Hue Kaha

Prince Abdul Mannaan Reena Ke Liye Acha-Khaasa Khilona

Ban Kar Rahe Gaya Tha....Uska Khayal Tha Ke Wo Apne
Maqsad Mein Kaamyaab Ho Gayi Hai....!

Ab Wo Rushy Ka Zikr Bhi Chedhti To Saaf Udha Jaata....Aisa

Maalum Hota....Jaise Use Bhool Hi Jana Chahta Ho....!

Udhar Chief A-1 Use Har Roz Reena Ko Yaqeen Dilaane Ki

Koshish Karta Ke Uske Bhai Zinda Hai....Wo Jaanta Hai Ke
Wo Kahan Hai....
Lekin
Kisi Maslahaat Ki Bina Par Un Logon Ko Nahi Chedhna
Chahta Jo Unke Aghwa Ke Zimmedar Hai....!

Prince Abdul Mannaan Mein Bhi Wo Bohath Sheedath Se

Dilchaspi Le Raha Tha....!

Aaj Hi Usne Uske Mutaleekh Reena Ko Kuch Hidayat Bhi Di

Thi....
Aur
Reena Sonch Mein Padh Gayi Thi Ke Abdul Mannaan
Khattai Taur Par Uska Zaati Masla Tha....
Fir
Chief Bhi Kyun Usme Dilchaspi Lene Laga Hai....Usne Usko
Apne Kaarkun Christopaus Ke Paas Isliye Bheja Tha Ke Wo
Uske Bhaiyon Ki Talaash Mein Madad Dega....
Lekin
Abdul Mannaan Ki Kahani Sunte Hi Wo Bhi Asal Maqsad Se
Bhatak Gaya Tha....Aakhir....Wo Log Abdul Mannaan Ko
Kiss Maqsad Ke Hasool Ke Liye Humvaar Karna Chahte
The....!

Yeh Masla Uske Liye Nayi Uljhan Ban Kar Rahe Gaya Tha....
Lekin
Wo Iska Zikr Abdul Mannaan Se Na Kar Sakhi....Wo To Use
Mukhtaleef (Vibheen) Qism Ki Tafreehaat Mein Uljhaye
Raha Karti Thi....!

Is Waqt Bhi Wo Use Bata Rahi Thi Ke Ke Baseball Kaise

Khela Jata Hai....!

Wo Khamosh Hui To Abdul Mannaan Use Apne Khaumi

(National) Khel Gilli-Dande Ke Mutaleekh (Sambhandit)
Batane Laga....!
Darasal....Wo Shaan Se Bola....Duniya Ke Har Khel Ki Mojad
(Aavishkaarak) Humari Hi Khaum Hai....Tum Logon Ne
Usme Kali-Phande Lagaye....
Aur
Hadap Kar Gaye....Misaal Ke Taur Par....Gilli-Dande Ko Tum
Logon Ne Kisi Qadr Tasarf (Creation) Ke Saath Cricket Ya
Baseball Ki Shakl Mein Apna Liya....!
Yeh Ghalath Hai....Tum Ne Apne Gilli-Dande Mein Kisi
Gendh Ka Zikr Nahi Kiya....!

Gilli Ko Gol Kar Ke Gendh Bana Liya Tum Logon Ne....!

Gilli Kaisi Hoti Hai....?

Tum Is Tarah Nahi Samajh Sakhogi....Abdul Mannaan Ne
Kaha....
Aur
Gilli-Danda Banane Ki Fikr Mein Padh Gaya....!

Reena Ke Ek Mulazeem Ne Saamaan Frahaam (Pradaan) Kar

Diya....!

Reena Gilli Ki Shakl Dekh Kar Bohath Hansi....

Aur
Boli....Ise Kiss Tarah Khelte Hoge....!

Chalo....Maidaan Mein....!

Yahan Nahi....!
Kyun Nahi....?

Tum Ne Dekha Nahi....Mulazeem Kiss Tarah Hans Rahe

The....Tumhe Gilli-Danda Banate Dekh Kar....!

Khush Ho Rahe The....Hum Log Khaumi Khel Dekh Kar

Khush Ho Jate Hai....!

Fir Bhi....Yahan Nahi....Kahin Aur Chale....Tum Jab Se Yahan

Aye Ho Bahar Nahi Nikle....!

Yahan Se 20 Mile Faasle Par Meri Shikaargah Hai....Wahin

Chalte Hai....!
Shikaargah....?
Haa....Haa....Tumhe Hairath Kyun Ho Rahi Hai....Us Raat
Hum Wahin Se Aa Rahe The....!

Kya Us Par Bhi Rushy Ka Qabza Hai....!

Meri Zindagi Mein Kisi Cheez Par Bhi Kisi Ka Qabza

Nahi....!

Acha....To Chalo....
Lekin
Hum Shaam Se Pahle Wapas Aa Jayenge.....!

Ab To Nahi Jayenge.....Daftan Abdul Mannaan Ka Mood

Bigadh Gaya

Kyun....Kya Hua....?

Tum Ne Yeh Kyun Kaha Ke Naukar Mazaaq Udhayenge.....!

Arey....Wo Aise Hi Andaaz Mein Hans Rahe The....!

Mujhe Aise Log Napasand Hai....Jo Dusron Ki Rai Se

Mutasar (Prabhavit) Ho Kar Koi Kaam Na Kar Sakhe....!
Acha....Chalo Bahar....Waise Shikaargah Badi Khoobsurat
Jagaah Hogi....!

Wo Fir Kabhi Dikha Dunga....

Lekin
Gilli-Danda Yahin Hoga....!

Chalo Bhi....Mere Khayal Mein To Yeh Yaqeenan Koi

Mazaaqiya Khel Hoga....Isliye Wo Log Hans Rahe The....!

Parwaah Nahi....Meri Khaumi Rag Bhadak Uthi Hai....!

Abdul Mannaan Ne Gilli-Danda Uthaya....
Aur
Bahar Nikal Gaya....!

Reena Ne Shaano Ko Jumbeesh De Kar Bura Sa Muh

Banaya....
Aur
Wo Bhi Chal Padhi....Prince Ke Baare Mein Usne Yeh Rai
Khayam Ki Thi Ke Wo Bohath Hi Aala Qism Ka Sanki Hai....!

Bahar Nikal Kar Usne Dekha Ke Wo Zameen Par Ukhud

Baith Hua Meetti Kodh Raha Hai....!
Yeh Kya Kar Rahe Ho....Wo Khareeb Pahunch Kar Boli

Bil Bana Raha Tha....Wo Uthta Hua Bola

Fir....Bal Par Gilli Rakh Kar Danda Sambhala....

Aur
Use Piche Hate Chale Jane Ko Kaha....!

Bas....Wahin Ruk Jao....Ab Main Gilli Uchalunga....

Agar
Tum Catch Kar Sakhi To Main Out Ho Gaya....
Varna
Fir....Tumhe Dande Par Nishaana Lagana
Padhega....Bas....Chalo....Tayyaar.....!
Usne Gilli Uchali....
Lekin
Reena Catch Na Kar Sakhi....!

Usne Danda Bil Se Ek Dande Ke Faasle Par Rakh Diya....

Aur
Cheekh Kar Bola....Ab Gilli Is Tarah Phenko Ke Dande Se Aa
Lage....Main Out Ho Jaunga....!

Reena Ne Gilli Phenki....

Lekin
Wo Dande Se Na Lagi....!

Prince Bachchon Ke Se Andaaz Mein Khilakaari Maar Kar

Hansa....
Aur
Khel Shuru Kar Diya....!

Gilli Pata Nahi Kahan Se Kahan Pahunchi....Saath Hi Wo

Reena Se Daudne Ko Kehta Jaa Raha Tha....Teen Shot Lagane
Ke Baad Usne Kaha....Main Danda Rakhne Jaa Raha Hu....Ab
Tumhe Yahan Se Nishaana Lagana Padhega....
Agar
Out Kar Diya To Fir Tum Khelogi....!

Danda Kahan Rakhoge....?

Wahin Bil Ke Khareeb.....!

Mere Farishte Bhi Itni Dur Na Phenk Sakhenge....Reena
Lambi Saans Le Kar Boli....Itne Mein Use Apni Rihayashi
Imaarath Ke Khareeb Ek Sabz (Green) Rang Ki Gaadi
Dikhayi Di....!
Oohh....Yeh Kambakht Kahan Se Aa Mara....Wo Badhbadhayi

Kaun Hai....?
Mere Bhaiyon Ka Ek Dost....Automobile Engineer
Hai....Aksar Idhar Se Guzarta Rehta Hai....Bore Karega....!

Tum Khelo....Jahannum Mein Jaye Wo....!

Nahi....Yeh Buri Baat Hai....Hume Filhaal Wapas Chalna
Chahiye....Shaam Ko Khelenge....!

Jhaadu Phero Us Par....Mere Khaumi Josh Par Paani Na

Phero....!
Chalo....Wo Uska Baazu Pakadh Kar Khinchti Hui Boli

Prince Murda Chaal Se Uske Saath Chalne Laga....

Aur
Wo Boli....Is Khel Mein Bohath Zyada Daudna Padhta
Hai....Mere Bas Se Bahar Hai....Koi Asaan Ka Khaumi
(National) Khel Batao....!
Goliyan Khelogi....Prince Ne Pucha

Yeh Kya Hota Hai....!

Tum Logon Ne Is Khel Ko Enlarge Kar Ke Billiards Bana Liya
Hai....!

Daudna Nahi Padhta Usme....!

Nahi....Baith Kar Khelte Hai....!

Tab To Thik Hai....Yahi Khelenge....!

Gaadi Se Ek Aadmi Utra Tha....

Aur
Wahin Ruk Kar Unki Taraf Dekhne Laga Tha....!

Dekho Prince....Yeh Aadmi Aksar Nashe Mein Bhi Hota

Hai....
Lehaaza
Uski Baaton Ka Bura Na Maanna....!

Agar....Usne Mere Jazbaat Ko Thains Na Pahunchayi To

Khattai Bura Na Maanunga....
Agar
Kisi Hans-Mukh Aadmi Ko Nasha Ho Jaye To Mujhe Bohath
Acha Lagta Hai....!

Lekin....Tum Kyun Nahi Peete....!

Iska Taalooq Mere Mazhabi Jazbaat Se Hai....!

Haa....Maine Suna Hai....Kattar Musalmaan Sharaab Nahi

Peete....!

Khair....Main Kattar To Nahi Hu....Kattar Hota To Tumhare

Saath Gilli-Danda Na Khel Raha Hota....Kattar Musalmaan
Ghair Auraton Ke Saaye Se Bhi Dur Rahte Hai....!

Acha....Bas....Ab Khamosh Raho....!

Wo Gaadi Ke Khareeb Pahunch Chuke The.....Aane Wala

Reena Hi Ki Tarah Safed Faam Tha....!
Wo Lahek Kar Unki Taraf Badha....!

Hello Reena....!
Hello Tom....!
Aane Wale Ne Sawaaliya Nazron Se Prince Ki Taraf
Dekha....!
Yeh Mere Dost Prince Abdul Mannaan Hai....
Aur
Yeh William Thomson Mere Bhaiyon Ke Dost Hai....!
Tumhara Nahi....Usne Lagavat Ke Andaaz Mein Sawaal Kiya
Chalo....Andar Chalo....!

Jerry Aur Jermy Kahan Hai....Usne Prince Se Haath Milate

Hue Pucha
Wo Is Waqt Maujood Nahi Hai....Reena Ne Kaha....Yeh Chief
Hi Ki Hidayat Thi Ke Un Dono Ke Achanak Ghayab Ho Jane
Ko Shohrat Na Di Jaye....!

Aane Wala Sach-Mooch Kisi Qadr Nashe Mein Tha....!

Wo Seating-Room Mein Aye....!

Reena Mehsoos Kar Rahi Thi Ke Wo Prince Ko Khinatoz

Nazron Se Dekh Raha Tha....Wo Un Logon Mein Se Tha Jo
Yeh Samajhte The Ke Safed Faam Khaum Ko Khuda Ne
Dast-E-Khaas (Special-Hand) Se Banaya Hai....
Aur
Wo Arfa Tareen Takhleeq (Uchtam-Rachna) Hai....!

Main Sonch Bhi Nahi Sakhta Tha Ke Tum Jaise Ache Status
Ki Ladki Kisi Moqaami Aadmi Ko Dost Banayegi....Bilaakhir
Usne Kaha

Reena Ne Prince Ki Taraf Dekha....Wo Hans Padhi....

Fir
Boli....Prince Bohath Shaista (Vinarm) Aadmi Hai....!
Jee Nahi....Prince Naak-Bhavein Chadha Kar Bola....Main Bhi
Dusre Moqaamiyon Ki Tarah Bohath Hi Ghatiya Aadmi
Hu....
Balke
Sire Se Aadmi Hi Nahi Hu....!

Oohhoo....Tum Bura Maan Gaye Prince....Hansi Ki Baat

Thi....Reena Boli

Prince....Aane Wala Himaakhat Amaiz Lahje Mein Bola....Is

Par To Maine Dhyaan Hi Nahi Tha Ke Prince Hai....How Do
You Do Your Highness....!
Fine....Prince Ka Lehja Bhi Acha Nahi Tha

Tum Kya Piyoge Tom....Reena Jaldi Se Bol Padhi

Jo Bhi Mil Jaye....Main Bohath Pyaasa Hu....!

Wo Wahan Se Uth Kar Dinning-Room Mein Ayi....

Aur
Refrigerator Se Beer Ki Bottle Nikaal Kar Mulazeem Ko
Di....Khud Drawing-Room Mein Wapas Ayi To Un Dono Ke
Darmiyaan Tez Kalaami Ka Aaghaaz Ho Chuka Tha....Wo
William Thomson Ke Chichorepan Se Baqoobi Waaqif Thi....!

Kya Baat Hai Bhai....Tum Cheekh Rahe Ho....Usne Zabardasti

Hans Kar Kaha

Yeh Bewaqoof Aadmi Mujhe Samajhane Ki Koshish Kar

Raha Hai Ke Main Sharaab Na Piya Karu....Tom
Ghurraya....Tum Jaanti Ho Ke Aisi Baat Par Father Joshua Se
Meri Ladhai Ho Gayi Thi....!

Ladhai Ka Anjaam Kya Hua Tha....Prince Ne Pucha....

Fir
Hans Kar Bola....Mujhe Yaqeen Hai Ke Father Joshua Ne
Tumhari Peetayi Kar Di Hogi....!
Bakwaas Bandh Karo....Tom Mutthiyan Bhinch Kar Uth
Khada Hua

Arey....Arey....Yeh Kya Himaakhat Hai....Baith Jao....Reena

Baukhla Kar Aage Badhti Hui Boli
Koi Khaas Baat Nahi Hai....Prince Hans Kar Bola....Shayad
Ab Mujhe Father Joshua Ki Jagaah Sambhalni Padhegi....!
Main Kahti Hu....Tom Baith Jao....
Aur
Prince Tum Khamosh Raho....!

Main Bilkul Khamosh Hu....Prince Ne Kaha....

Aur
Laparwaahi Se Dusri Taraf Dekhne Laga....!

Tom Haanpta Hua Baith Gaya....!

Itne Mein Mulazeem Ne Beer Ki Tray Mez Par Rakh Di....!

Prince Apni Kursi Wahan Se Kaafi Faasle Par Le Gaya....!

Tum Dekh Rahi Ho....Tom Ghurra Kar Reena Ki Taraf
Mudha

Huh....Khatm Karo....Tum Piyo....Ise Hatt Jane Do....!

Yeh Meri Tauheen Hai....Main Ise Mazaa Chakhaunga.....!

Reena Ne Bottle Kholi....

Aur
Glass Mein Undhelne Lagi....
Fir
Wo Betooki Bakwaas Karta....
Aur
Beer Peeta Raha....!

Is Dauraan Mein Usne Ek Baar Bhi Apne Doston Ke Baare

Mein Kuch Na Pucha....!
Prince Is Maahol Se Khattai Begaana Nazar Aa Raha Tha....!

Daftan Tom Ne Reena Se Kaha....Aaj Mausam Bada

Khushgawaar Hai....Mere Saath Kahin Chalo....!
Mujhe Afsos Hai....Main Kahin Na Jaa Sakhungi....!
Yeh Kya Baat Hui....!

Sach-Mooch....Mujhe Kuch Zaroori Kaam Anjaam Dene

Hai....!

Kaam Fir Kar Lena....Aaj To Chalo....Wo Aage Jhuk Kar Uski

Aankhon Mein Dekhta Hua Muskuraya

Us Andaaz Mein Reena Ko Itna Ghatiyapan Mehsoos Hua Ke

Wo Jhunjhula Gayi....!

Nahi....Main Nahi Jaa Sakhti....Is Baar Uska Lehja Saqt

Tha....!
Tum Is Gadhe Ko Yahan Chhod Kar Mere Saath Nahi Jana
Chahti....Tom Prince Ki Taraf Haath Utha Kar Bola

Bohath Ho Gaya....Prince Uchal Kar Khada Ho Gaya....

Aur
Bohath Hi Narm Lahje Mein Bola....Ab Yeh Tumhari
Tauheen Kar Raha Hai....Ise Main Bardaasht Nahi Kar
Sakhta....!
Tum Kya Bigaadh Loge Mera....Tom Bhi Uthta Hua Bola

Tumhe Uthaunga....
Aur
Gaadi Mein Rakh Aaunga....Prince Ne Narmi Se Jawaab
Diya....Uske Lahje Mein Jhallahat Ya Ghusse Ki Jhalak Bhi
Nahi Thi....!

Tom Tum Waqai Hadh Se Badh Rahe Ho....Reena Ghussele

Lahje Mein Boli....Humare Darmiyaan Kabhi Itni Betakaloofi
Nahi Rahi....Tumhare Is Lahje Ko Jerry Aur Jermy Bhi
Bardaasht Nahi Kar Sakhte....!
Koi Shareef Aadmi Bardaasht Nahi Kar Sakhta
Mohtarmaa....Prince Ne Ahista Se Kaha

Main Tumhe Jaan Se Maar Dunga....Tom Ghoonsa Taan Kar

Prince Par Jhapat Padha
Prince Ne Badi Phurti Se Uska Vaar Khaali De Kar....Uski
Gardan Par Haath Maara....
Lekin
Use Muh Ke Bal Farsh Par Na Geerne Diya....Wo Geer Hi
Raha Tha Ke Beejli Ki Si Sar-Aat Se Use Apne Dono Mein
Sambhaal Kar Sar Se Ucha Utha Liya....!
Reena Behis-O-Harkat Khadi Dekhti Rahi....Yeh Sab Kuch
Itni Jaldi Hua Tha Ke Wo Dakhal Andaazi Bhi Nahi Kar
Sakhti Thi....!
Prince Usko Usi Tarah Uthaye Hue Darwaaze Ki Taraf
Badhne Laga....!

Reena Ki Zubaan Goongi Ho Gayi Thi....Wo Bhi Ghair Iraadi

Taur Par Uske Piche Chal Padhi....!
Tom Uske Haathon Mein Bilkul Behis-O-Harkat Ho Gaya
Tha....Aisa Maalum Hota Jaise Behosh Ho Gaya Ho....!
Wo Usko Usi Tarah Uthaye Hue Bahar Nikal Gaya....
Aur
Gaadi Ke Khareeb Pahunch Kar Reena Ki Taraf Mudhe
Baghair Bola....Driving Seat Ka Darwaaza Khol Do....!

Reena Ne Be-Chu-Va-Char Taameel Ki....

Aur
Fir....Wo Use Darwaaze Mein Thoonsne Ki Koshish Karne
Laga....!
Tom Sach-Mooch Behosh Hi Lag Raha Tha....Use Seat Par
Steering Ke Saamne Baitha Dene Ke Baad Prince Ne Aise Hi
Itminaan Se Darwaaza Bandh Kiya Jaise Kisi Moazeez
(Sammaanit) Mehmaan Ko Ruqsat Kar Raha Ho....!

Reena Ne Mudh Kar Dekha....Teeno Mulazeem Baraamde

Mein Khade Unhe Hairath Se Dekhe Jaa Rahe The....!

Ab Yeh Hosh Mein Aa Kar Yahan Se Ruqsat Ho Jayega....To

Fir Gilli-Danda Jamayenge....Prince Ne Ahmaqana Andaaz
Mein Hans Kar Kaha

Ise....Kkkk....Kkkyy....Kya Ho Gaya Hai....Reena Haklayi

Mera Khayal Hai....Behosh Ho Gaya Hai....Abhi Thik Ho
Jayega....Prince Ne Laparwaahi Se Kaha....
Aur
Haath Khidki Ke Andar Le Jaa Kar Tom Ki Guddhi Sehlane
Laga....Uska Sar Pushtgah Se Teeka Hua Tha....
Aur
Aankhein Bandh Thi....!

Aakhir....Yeh Kaise Hua....Reena Aage Badh Kar Boli

Mujhe Khud Nahi Maalum....Prince Ne Laparwaahi Se

Kaha....Ho Sakhta Hai....Mera Haath Zor Se Padh Gaya Ho....!
Isko Yahan Se Chala Jana Chahiye.....Reena Ne Muztarbana
(Bechain) Andaaz Mein Kaha....
Aur
Mudh Kar Naukaron Ki Taraf Dekhne Lagi....!

Fikr Na Karo....Jald Hi Hosh Aa Jayega....!

Lekin....Agar....Hosh Aane Par Fir Jhagdha Shuru Kar Diya

To....!
To Fir....Is Baar Gaadi Samet Utha Kar Sadak Tak
Pahunchana Padhega....!

Mujhe Hairath Hai....Tum Aakhir Ho Kya Cheez....Main

Sonch Bhi Nahi Sakhti Thi....!
Kabhi-Kabhi Main Bilkul Hi Paagal Ho Jata Hu....!

Lekin....Wo Kuch Kahte-Kahte Ruk Gayi....

Kyun Ke
Tom Ke Jism Mein Jumbeesh Hui Thi....!

Prince Khidke Ke Paas Se Hatt Kar Gaadi Ke Piche Jaa Khada

Hua....!

Tom Ne Aankhein Kholi....Thodi Der Tak Khala (Space)

Mein Ghoorta Raha....
Fir
Dashboard Ki Taraf Mutawajah (Attract) Ho Gaya....!
Reena Khamosh Khadi Rahi....!

Usne Reena Ki Taraf Dekhe Baghair Engine Start Kiya....

Aur
Gaadi Jhatke Ke Saath Aage Badh Gayi....!

Reena Ne Prince Ki Taraf Dekha....Jo Ahmaqana Andaaz

Mein Dur Hoti Hui Gaadi Ko Ghoore Jaa Raha Tha....
Fir
Wo Chaunka....
Aur
Reena Se Bola....Chalo....Ab Tum Ko Gilli-Dande Ka Dusra
Tareeqa Sikhau....Yeh Khel Kayi Tarah Khela Jata Hai....Ab
Jo Tareeqa Bataunga....Usme Gilli Ke Aage Daudna Padhta
Hai....
Agar
Koi Bhi Shot Tum Ne Catch Kar Liya To Main Out....!

Khuda Ke Liye Khamosh Raho....

Varna
Shayad....Ab Main Behosh Ho Kar Geer Jaungi....!

Kyun....? Bade Bholepan Se Sawaal Kiya Gaya

Andar Chalo....Wo Baraamde Ki Taraf Mudhti Hui Boli

Wo Sonch Rahi Thi Ke....Yeh Wahi Aadmi To Hai....Jo Pichle

Dino Ek Apaheej Ki Haisiyat Se Uske Rahem-O-Karam
Padha Hua Tha....
Aur
Aaj Usne Tom Jaise Hatte-Katte Aadmi Ki Yeh Durgath
Banayi....!

Use Us Raat Ka Manzar Bhi Yaad Aya....Jab Rushy Use

Bedroom Mein Daudati Phir Rahi Thi....
Aur
Wo Is Tarah Ghighiya Raha Tha....Jaise Wo Uske Haath-Pair
Todh Dene Ka Irada Rakhti Ho....!

Drawing-Room Mein Pahunch Kar Wo Kursi Par Geer

Gayi....!
Prince Khamosh Khada Use Pur Tashveesh (Chinta-Janak)
Nazron Se Dekhta Raha....!

Ab Kya Sonch Rahe Ho....Reena Bilaakhir Boli

Kya Tumhari Tabiyath Kharaab Hai....Prince Ne Sawaal Kiya

Main Sonch Rahi Hu Ke Tom Bohath Khinatoz Aadmi Hai....!

To Isme Mera Kya Kasoor....!
Tumhe Bohath Hoshiyaar Rehna Padhega....Wo Mere Mulk
Ke Ek Aise Khate (Region) Ka Basheenda Hai....Jahan Ke Log
Muaaf Karna Jaante Hi Nahi....Dareendagi Mein Unka
Jawaab Roo-E-Zameen Par Na Mil Sakhega....!

Is Waqiye Ko 20 Minute Se Zyada Guzar Chuke....

Lehaaza
Ab Main Uske Mutaleekh (Sambhandit) Kisi Bhi Qism
Guftgu Pasand Nahi Karunga....Gilli-Dande Ki Baat Karo....!

Mujhe Yaqeen Nahi Aata Ke Tum Wahi Aadmi Ho....Us

Badh-Mizaaj Aurat Ke Darpok Shohar (Pati)....!
Reena Please....Wo Ehtejaajan (Virodh) Haath Utha Kar
Bola....
Aur
Khud Bhi Saamne Wali Kursi Par Dher Ho Gaya....!

Uske Chahre Par Daftan Murdaani Si Chaa Gayi Thi....Kuch

Der Pahle Sitaaron Ki Tarah Dikhne Wali
Aankhein....Hairath Angez Taur Par Dhundla Gayi Thi....!

Reena Use Baghaur Dekhti Rahi....

Fir
Tezi Se Uthti Hui Boli....Arey....Yeh Kya Ho Gaya Tumhe....!

Kuch Nahi....Usne Phansi-Phansi Si Awaaz Mein Kaha....

Aur
Qashk Honthon Par Zubaan Pherne Laga....!
Waqai....Tum Hairath Angez Ho....!

Wo Kuch Na Bola....Bebasi Se Uski Taraf Dekhta Raha....!

Tumhare Jaise Be-Jigar Aadmi Kisi Aurat Se Is Hadh Tak
Mutasar (Prabhavit) Ho Yeh Kisi Tarah Bhi Durust
Nahi....Kyun Apni Zindagi Barbaad Kar Rahe Ho....!

Maine Tum Se Darkhwaast Ki Thi Ke Uska Naam Mat Liya

Karo....Wo Udaas Si Awaaz Mein Bola

Naam Lene Se Kya Hota Hai....!

Mere Zahen Ko Jhatka Sa Lagta Hai....

Aur
Taaqat Jawaab Dene Lagti Hai....Main Nahi Samajh Sakhta
Ke Aisa Kyun Hai....!
Thodi Si Nafsiyaat (Psychology) Maine Bhi Padhi Hai....
Lekin
Tumhara Case Bilkul Anokha Hai....Aakhir....Is Marz Ko Kya
Naam Diya Jaye....!

Main Nahi Jaanta....!

To Fir....Ab Tum Kiss Tarah Maamul Par Aaoge....!

Main Nahi Jaanta....Kuch Nahi Jaanta....!

Acha....Chalo....Gilli-Danda Khele....!

Mood Tabaah Kar Diya Tum Ne....Ab Is Waqt Mujh Se Kuch

Bhi Nahi Ho Sakhega....!

Safdar Psycho Mansion Mein Mukheem (Reside) Tha....Uska

Zakhm Kaafi Gehra Sabeet Hua....Isliye Use Hidayat Ki Gayi
Thi Ke Wo Sirf Aaram Kare....!

Us Imaarath Ki Nigrani Chauhan Aur Khawar Kar Rahe

The....Jahan Se Safdar Zakhmi Halath Mein Faraar Hua
Tha....!
Yeh Sahili iLaaqe Ki Ek Imaarath Thi....Yahan Ki Aabaadi
Zyada Ghani Nahi Thi....Imaarathein Ek-Dusre Se Faasle Par
Thi....
Aur
Abhi Yahan Taameer (Constructions) Ka Kaam Jaari
Tha....Use Ek Zer-E-Taameer Basti Kehna Munaseeb Hota....!

Us Imaarath Ke Khareeb Bhi Ek Plot Ki Buniyaadein Bhari

Jaa Rahi Thi....Isliye Khawar Aur Chauhan Ko Mazduron
Mein Shaamil Hone Ka Mauqa Mil Gaya....!

Kaam Ka Silsila Us Imaarath Ki Compound Tak Phaila Hua

Tha....Chauhan Aur Khawar Compound Ke Khareeb Hi
The....Wo Lohe Ki Salaakhein Seedhi Karne Mein Lohaar Ko
Madad De Rahe The....!

Yahan Se Phaatak Ki Nigrani Baqoobi Ki Jaa Sakhti

Thi....Unhone Subaah Hi Subaah Phaatak Mein Ek Gaadi
Daakhil Hote Dekhi....Jise Ek Paadhri Drive Kar Raha
Tha....Safed Faam Aadmi Tha....Uski Siyaah (Kaali) Ghani
Daadhi Ne Uske Chahre Ko Pur Takhdoos (Holy) Bana Diya
Tha....Aankhon Par Tareek Sheeshon Ki Ainak (Sunglasses)
Thi....!

Fir....Kuch Der Baad Ek Truck Phaatak Par Aa

Ruka....Phaatak Se Guzar Kar Andar Nahi Jaa Sakhta Tha....
Kyun Ke
Uski Chaudayi Phaatak Ki Chaudayi Se Zyada Thi....!

Kya Chakkar Hai....? Chauhan Badhbadhaya

Mera Khayal Hai Ke Wo Laash Ko Yahan Se Nikaal Le Jane

Ki Fikr Mein Hai....!
Laash....?
Safdar Ka Khayal Hai Ke Usne Maar Daalne Ki Hadh Tak
Uska Gala Ghonth Diya Tha....!

Mumkeen Hai....
Lekin
Kuch Der Pahle Ek Paadhri Bhi To Andar Gaya Tha....Mera
Khayal Hai Ke Wo Use Taaboot Mein Le Jayenge....
Aur
Kisi Qabristan Mein Dafan Kar Denge....!

Chauhan Kuch Na Bola....!

Kuch Der Baad Khawar Ke Shak Ki Tasdeeq (Pushti) Ho

Gayi....!

Andar Se Ek Taaboot Laya Gaya Tha....

Aur
Ab Truck Par Rakha Jaa Raha Tha....
Lekin
Uthane Walon Ki Kami Ki Bina Par Wo Usme Kaamyaab Na
Hue....!

Paadhri Ke Alawa Do Safed Faam Aadmi Aur Bhi Taaboot

Ke Saath The....
Lekin
Unhone Taaboot Mein Haath Nahi Lagaya Tha....Do
Moqaami Aadmi Use Andar Se Utha Kar Laye The....
Aur
Ab Wahi Use Truck Ke Andar Chadhane Ki Bhi Koshish Kar
Rahe The....!

Daftan....Paadhri Mazduron Ki Taraf Mudh Kar Dekhne

Laga....!
Chauhan Ne Uthna Hi Chaha Tha Ke Khawar Ne Uska
Kaandha Daba Kar Badhbadhaya....Khud Se Nahi....
Agar
Wo Bulaye To....!

Itne Mein Paadhri Kuch Aur Khareeb Aa Kar Bola....Mere

Bachchon....Kya Tum Apne Bhaiyon Ki Madad Na Karoge....!

Wo Log Uth Khade Hue....!

Lohaar Bhi Unke Saath Hi Taaboot Ki Taraf Badhta Chala
Gaya....!

Un Sabhiyon Ne Taaboot Ko Truck Par Rakh Diya....!

Agar....Aage Bhi Zaroorat Ho To....Inhe Bhej Du....Lohaar Ne

Chauhan Aur Khawar Ki Taraf Ishaara Kar Ke Kaha
Nahi....Shukriya....Tum Par Barkatein Naazil (Prakat)
Ho....Paadhri Haath Utha Kar Bola

Wo Log Piche Hatt Aye....!

Truck Aage Badh Gaya....
Fir
Thodi Der Baad Paadhri Ki Gaadi Bhi Nikal Gayi....!

Hum Picha Bhi Nahi Kar Sakhte....Chauhan Chaaron Taraf

Dekhte Hue Bebasi Se Kaha

Truck Aur Car Ke Number Zahen Nasheen Kar Lo....Itna Hi

Kaafi Hai....Khawar Bola
Phaatak Par Ek Desi Mulazeem Khada Gaadiyon Ko Jaate
Dekh Raha Tha....Jaise Hi Wo Nazron Se Ojhal Hui Wo
Waapsi Ke Liye Phaatak Mein Mudhne Laga....
Lekin
Usse Pahle Hi Chauhan Aur Khawar Uske Paas Pahunch
Chuke The....!

Kaun Mar Gaya Bhai....? Khawar Ne Usse Pucha

Sahab....Wo Gloger Awaaz Mein Bola....Raat Achanak Heart

Fail Ho Gaya....!

Angrez Hi The....?

Nahi....Philippine Ke....!

Kya Karte The....?

Machines Ka Dhanda Tha....!

Biwi Bachche Hai....!

Nahi....Wo Mulk Mein Hai....!

Bada Afsos Hua....Dono Ne Beek Waqt Kaha
Aur
Mulazeem Waapsi Ke Liye Mudh Gaya....!
Wo Fir....Apne Kaam Par Wapas Aye....Khawar Ko Hidayat
Mili Thi Ke Wo Sirf Nigrani Karta Rahe....Kisi Ka Picha
Karne Ki Zaroorat Nahi....!

Chauhan Ko Iska iLm Nahi Tha....Use Sirf Khawar Ke

Mashwaron Par Amal Karna Tha....!

Unme Lieutenant Siddiqui Maujood Nahi Tha....

Aur
Uske Muntazeer (Waiting) The....!
Safdar Ka Zakhm Mandmal Hone Laga Tha....
Aur
Uski Jazal Condition Bhi Thik Hi Thi....Isliye Wo Bhi
Maujood Tha....
Aur
Usne Un Teeno Ki Kahani Chedh Rakhi Thi....Jinki Nigrani
Ke Dauraan Mein Un Logon Ki Nazron Mein Aa Gaya Tha....!

Kuch Der Khamosh Rahe Kar Usne Kaha....Harper Unme

Sabse Numaya Hai....
Kyun Ke
Wo Ek Bohath Acha Musaveer (Painter) Hai....Art Coucil Ke
Kaarkunon Mein Uska Shumaar Hota Hai....Abhi Haal Hi
Mein Uski Tasveeron Ki Numaish Bhi Ho Chuki Hai....Jo
Bohath Zyada Kaamyaab Rahi Thi....!

Wilbur Tasveeron Ke Frame Bana Kar Uske Paas To

Pahunchaya Karta Tha....Julia Boli

Baaqi Do Aadmi Kaun Hai....Chauhan Ne Pucha

Dono Automobile Engineer Hai....Safdar Bola....Ek Ka

Naam....Christopher Hensley Hai....Dusre Ka Mobi Turner....!

Itne Mein Siddiqui Aa Gaya....

Aur
Wo Sab Khamosh Ho Gaye....!

Kya Raha....? Julia Ne Usse Pucha

Car Ek Paadhri Ki Hai....Naam Ferdinand Hai....Ghair Mulki
Tableeghi Jamaat (Preaching-Party) Ka Sarbaraah Hai....
Aur
Marne Wala Philippine Ka Basheenda Tha....George Thio
Naam Tha....Ek Japani Firm Ka Numainda Tha....Truck Bhi
Usi Tableeghi Jamaat Ki Milkiyat Hai....!
Bada Lamba-Chaudha Jaal Phailaya Hai....Un Logon
Ne....Safdar Bola

Zaroori Nahi Ke Paadhri Bhi Unse Mutaleekh (Sambhandit)

Ho....Julia Boli
Uske Khayal Par Kisi Ne Rai Zani Nahi Ki....!

Itne Mein Phone Ki Ghanti Baji....!

Julia Ne Haath Badha Kar Receiver Utha Liya....!

Oh....Hello....Wo
Muskurayi....Haa....Haa....Oohh....Acha....Bhala Main Kya
Mashwara De Sakhti Hu....Jo Munaseeb Samjho Karo....Tum
Ne Use Bohath Khareeb Se Dekha Hai....Wo Aksar Fakhriya
Kaha Karta Hai Ke Usne Tumhe Apni True Copy Bana Di
Hai....Haa...Haa....Thik Hai....Acha....Haa....Khud Aitemaadi
(Bharosa) Bahaal Rakho....!
Receiver Cradle Par Rakh Kar Hansti Hui Dusron Ki Taraf
Mudhi....!
Kaun Tha....? Safdar Ne Pucha

Zafar Malik....Imran Ke Flat Mein....Zindagi Se

Tang....Sulaiman Aur Joseph Uska Dimaagh Chaat Rahe
Hai....
Aur
Ab Mr Rahman Se Ghar Par Talab Kiya Hai....Wo Kahe Raha
Tha Ke Imran Ki Gharelu Zindagi Ke Baare Mein Kuch Bhi
Nahi Jaanta....Mr Rahman Se Kaise Niptega....!
Kuch Samajh Mein Nahi Aata Ke Yeh Sab Kya Ho Raha
Hai....Safdar Badhbadhaya
Kya Ho Raha Hai....Tanveer Aankhein Nikaal Kar Bola....Wo
Sheikh Cheelli Musibatein Talaash Kar Ke Laata Hai....
Aur
X-2 Ke Sar Mandh Deta Hai....!

Lekin....Wo Hai Kahan....? Julia Ne Safdar Ki Aankhon Mein

Dekhte Hue Pucha

Mujhe iLm Nahi....!

Tum Yaqeen Ke Saath Kahe Sakhte Ho....!

Khwaamkhaa Mere Bayaan Par Shak Na Karo....!

Hoga....Julia Uthti Hui Boli....8 Bajne Wale Hai....Main
Operation-Room Mein Jaa Rahi Hu....Din Bhar Ki Report
Deni Hai....Tum Log Yahin Thaheroge....Ho Sakhta
Hai....Kuch Hidayatein Mile....!

In Dino X-2 Se Moqarar Waqt Par Sirf Transmeter Ke Zariye

Raabta Khayam Kiya Jaa Sakhta Tha....!

Zafar Malik Bahaisiyat Imran Itne Shadeed Zukhaam Mein

Mubtela Tha Ke Awaaz Bhi Baith Gayi Thi....Guftgu Kar
Sakhta Tha....
Lekin
Halaq Se Aisi Awaazein Nikalti....Jaise Kisi Mendak Ko Ba-
Rehmat Parwardigaar Insaani Awaaz Naseeb Ho Gayi Ho....!

Sulaiman Naash Mez Par Laga Kar Tarkaariyan (Vegatables)

Khareedne Niche Chala Gaya Tha....!
Waapsi Par Zafar Ne Uske Haath Mein Ek Bada Gobi Ka
Phool Dekha....!

Thahero....Zafar Haath Utha Kar Bola

Sulaiman Ruk Gaya....!

Ise Kahan Le Jaa Rahe Ho....!

Bawarchi Qaane Mein....Sulaiman Ne Khush Ho Kar Jawaab

Diya
Nahi....Ise Guldaan Mein Saja Do....!

Guldaan Mein....!

Haa....Kifaayat Shayari Sikha Raha Hu Tujhe....Aaj Isse

Sajawat Ka Kaam Le....Kal Haandi Ki Nazar Kar Dijiyo....!
Main Sadqe Qurbaan....Aap Bole To....Sulaiman Ki
Bhaanchein Khul Gayi

Meri Awaaz Baith Gayi Hai....!

Khudara....Mujhe Bataiye Ke Aap Ne Khudkhushi Kyun

Koshish Ki Thi....!

Khudkhushi Hi Ka Mood Tha....!

To Fir....Bach Kaise Gaye....!
Oohh....Mardood....Tu Mera Aashiana Hadap Karna Chahta
Hai....Zafar Ghoonsa Taan Kar Khada Ho Gaya
Isse Zyada Mujhe Iski Fikr Thi Ke Us Kaaliye Ko Ek Kaudhi
Bhi Na Mil Sakhe....!

Jao....Dopahar Ka Khana Tayyaar Karo....Zafar Ne Ghussele

Lahje Mein Kaha
Phool Guldaan Mein Saja Diya Jayega....
To Fir
Kya Apna Maghaz Pakaunga....Aaj Naaghe Ka Din
Hai....Gosht Nahi Mila....!
Murgh....!

Jee....Ayi....Ayi....Aye....Sulaiman Ki Aankhein Ubal Padhi

Zafar Ne Fauran Andaaza Kar Liya Ke Shayad Imran Se Is

Qism Ka Mashwara Ghair Umeed Hoga....
Lehaaza
Fauran Sambhal Kar Bola....Nakaam Khudkhushi Ke Baad Se
Zubaan Kuch Chatori Ho Gayi Hai....Chatpati Si Cheezein
Khane Ko Dil Chahta Hai....!

Ek Baar Fir Koshish Ki Jiye Janab-E-Aali....Taake....Zavakh

(Swaad) Pokhta Ho Jaye....!
Zafar Ne Purse Se 10 Rupiye Ka Note Nikaal Kar Uski Taraf
Badhate Hue Kaha....Bhaag Jao....!

Dedh Maah Baad Murgh Naseeb Ho Raha Hai....Allah Shukr

Hai Tera....!
Isi Tarah Dusron Ke Saamne Bhi Tu Bakwaas Karta Hoga....!

Sulaiman Fir Aankhein Phaadhe Uski Taraf Dekhne Laga....!

Kya Hai....!

Aap To Bilkul Hi Badal Gaye Sahab....!

Kya Matlab....?
Yahi Ke....Dusron Ke Saamne Kahne-Sunne Wali Baat....Aap
Ko Kab Parwaah Hoti Thi....Chahe Maine Chauraahe Par
Khada Ho Kar Fariyaad Karta....!

Waqai....Zafar Khayalaat Mein Kho Jane Ki Acting Karta Hua

Badhbadhaya....Kya Main Sach-Mooch Badal Gaya Hu....
Fir
Chaunk Kar Bola....Oohh....Mardood....Tum Sach-Mooch
Chahte The Ke Main Mar Jau....!

Ab Mujhe Ijazath Di Jiye Ke Main Jaa Kar Murgh Le Aau....

Varna
Der Ho Jane Par Sirf Haddiyan Aur Phasliyan Haath
Ayengi....!

Haa....Jao....Haddiyan Ek Bhi Na Honi Chahiye....Wo Haath

Hila Kar Bola

Itne Mein Phone Ki Ghanti Baji....

Aur
Usne Haath Badha Kar Receiver Utha Liya....!

Dusri Taraf Se Rahman Sahab Ki Awaaz Ayi....Tum Abhi

Tak Nahi Pahunche....!

Jee....Seene Mein Shadeed Dard Hai....Mera Khayal Hai....

Pneumonia Ho Gaya Hai....!

Aap Ka Khayal....?
Jee Haa....!

Gadhe Ho....Fauran Chale Aao....Main Ghar Hi....Aaj Office

Nahi Jaunga....!

JJJ....JJJ....Jee....Bohath Acha....!

Dusri Taraf Se Silsila Cut Hone Ki Awaaz Sun Kar Usne Bhi
Receiver Rakh Diya....!
Sulaiman Kamre Se Jaa Chuka Tha....!

Wo Sonch Raha Tha Ke Ab Jana Padhega....Rahman Sahab

Baherhaal Imran Ke Baap Hai....
Agar
Unhone Pehchaan Liya To....!

Julia Se Mashwaara Le Chuka Tha....

Lekin
Rahman Sahab Use Kyun Bula Rahe Hai....Kya
Puchenge....Ho Sakhta Hai....Koi Aisi Baat Puch Baithenge
Jiss Ka iLm Use Na Ho....Huh....Dekha Jayega....!
15 Minute Ke Andar Hi Andar Wo Rawaangi Ke Liye Tayyaar
Ho Gaya....!

Rahman Sahab Uske Muntazeer (Waiting) The....Dekhte Hi

Pucha....Kiss Ka iLaaj Kar Rahe Ho....?

Filhaal Seene Par Iodex Ki Maleesh Kar Li Hai....!

Rahman Sahab Ne Use Ghoor Kar Dekha....

Aur
Zafar Gadhbadha Gaya....!

Kya Koi Ghalthi Ho Gayi....Koi Aisi Baat Jo Imran Ke Liye

Ghair Maamuli Ho....!

Khair....Tumhara Apna Maamla Hai....Unhone Thodi Der

Baad Qashk (Rookhe) Lahje Mein Kaha....Tum Ne
Khudkhushi Ka Dhong Kyun Rachaya Tha....Kya Seedhi
Tarah Ittela Nahi De Sakhte The Ke Kothi Number-666 Police
Custody Hone Ke Bawajood Bhi Mujrimon Ke Istemaal Mein
Thi....!

Mujhe Yaad Nahi Padhta Ke Maine Kabhi Koi Baat Seedhi

Tarah Ki Ho....Zafar Ne Jee Kadha Kar Ke Kaha....Ab Yahi
Dekhiye....Khudkhushi Bhi Seedhi Tarah Na Kar
Sakha....Kabhi Kisi Ko Kahte Suna Tha Ke Aaghaaz Bhi Agar
Aatdal (Sanyam) Ke Saath Na Ho To Wo Bhi Zaher Ban
Sakhti Hai....
Lehaaza
Halwa Puri Thoons Liya Halaq Tak....
Aur
Fir....Pata Nahi....Kya Ghapla Hua Ke Yeh Namaqool Ghiza
(Food) Zaher Ban Sakhi Mere Liye....!

Maine Tumhe Bakwaas Ke Liye Nahi Bulaya....Rahman

Sahab Garje....Zafar Malik Kahan Hai....?

Arey Baapre....Zafar Ne Bilkul Imran Ki Acting Ki....

Halaanke
Wo Apna Naam Sun Kar Chaunkdhi Bhool Gaya Tha....
Fir
Kuch Samajh Mein Na Aya To Haklane
Laga....Wo....Wo....Hawaalaat....

Bakwaas Hai....Ab Wo Hawaalaat Mein Nahi Hai....!

FFF....FFFii....Fir....Kahan Hai....!

Yeh Tum Bataoge....!

Am....Amm...Amma Bee....Kahan Hai....!

Ghar Mein Aaj Mere Alawa Aur Koi Bhi Nahi Hai....!

Yeh To....Yeh To....Bohath Achi Baat Hai....Zafar Khush Ho

Kar Bola

Fir Bakwaas Shuru Kar Di....!

Jee....Darasal....Ab Meri Duniya Badal Gayi Hai....Apne Kahe
Par Naadeem (Sharminda) Hu....Aap Ke Khadmon Par Sar
Jhukata Hu....Zafar Kehta Hua Utha....
Aur
Rahman Sahab Ke Khadmon Par Jhuk Gaya....!

Daftan Rahman Sahab Chaunk Gaye....Fir....Fir....Unhone

Kursi Piche Khiskayi....
Aur
Jeb Se Chota Sa Brownie Pistol Nikaal Kar Garje....Seedhe
Khade Ho Jao....!
Zafar Ne Unke Haathon Mein Pistol Dekh Kar To Hakka-
Bakka Rahe Gaya....!

JJJ....JJJ....Jee....!
Tum Imran Nahi Ho....Wo Maslhatan Bhi Mere Khadmon
Mein Sar Nahi Jhuka Sakhta....Batao....Tum Kaun Ho....
Varna
Goli Maar Dunga....!

Aap Ke Haathon Marna Tha....Bhala Khudkhushi Kaise

Kaamyaab Hoti....Ab Yeh Waqt Aa Gaya Hai Ke Baap Bete
Ko Nahi Pehchaanta....Halaanke....Abhi Kal Hi Maine Ek
Film Mein Dekha Tha....

Apni Asal Awaaz Mein Bakwaas Karo....Gala Raundh Jane Ki

Acting Khatm Kar Do....
Varna
Sach-Mooch Halaq Mein Kharaashein Padh
Jayengi....Rahman Sahab Ne Talq (Kadhve) Lahje Mein Kaha
Meri Samajh Mein Nahi Aata Ke Ab Mujhe Kya Karna
Chahiye....!
Sachchi Baat Ugal Do....
Varna
Bohath Buri Tarah Pesh Aaunga....!

Main Nahi Samajh Sakhta Ke Aap Kya Chahte Hai....!

Kuch Nahi....Mera Khayal Hai Ke Main Tumhe Pehchaan
Gaya Hu....
Lekin
Tum Mere Sawaalaat Ka Jawaab Nahi De Sakhoge....Imran
Kahan Hai....?

Janab-E-Aali....Pehchaaniye Mujhe....Har Chandh Ke Nalayaq

Hu....
Magar
Aap Hi Ka Beta Hu....!
Achi Acting Kar Lete Ho....Tum Zafar Malik Ho....!

Marzi Ke Maalik Hai....Najm Daula....

Aur
Dabeer Malik Ke Khitaab Se Bhi Nawaz Sakhte Hai....!
Baith Jao....Rahman Sahab Ne Tahukmana Lahje Mein
Kaha....
Aur
Pistol Fir Jeb Mein Daal Liya....!
Zafar Ne Lambi Saans Li....
Aur
Chup-Chaap Saamne Wali Kursi Par Jaa Baitha....!

Hawaalaat Se Apne Faraar Ko Koi Ghair Maamuli Waqiya Na

Samajh Lena....!
Jo Aap Farmayenge....Wahi Samjhunga....Zafar Ne Adabana
Lehja Ikhtiyaar Karte Hue Kaha

Yeh Sab Kuch Humare iLm Mein Hai....!

Zafar Kuch Na Bola....!

Rahman Sahab Kahte Rahe....Aksar Tumhare Chacha Mujh
Se Kaha Karte Hai Ke Imran Ne Tumhe Tabaah Kar Diya....!

Yeh Khattai Ghalath Hai Janab-E-Aali....

Balke
Mera Khayal Hai Ke Ab Wo Khud Meri Wajah Se Tabaah Ho
Jayenge....!

Kya Matlab....?

Main Unke Dono Mulazeemon Ki Aadathein Kharaab Kiye

De Raha Hu....Wo Unhe Jazoo Rasi (Component) Ka Sabaq
Dete The....Main Rozana Murgh Pakwane Ka Programe Bana
Baitha Hu....!

Fizool Baatein Khatm Karo....Mere Paas Waqt Kam

Hai....Rahman Sahab Ghadi Par Nazar Daalte Hue
Bole....Imran Kahan Hai....?

Yaqeen Farmaiye....Mujhe iLm Nahi....!

Tum Uske Flat Mein Kyun Mukheem (Nivaas) Ho....?

Mujhe Unka Ek Khat Mila Tha....Usi Ke Mutabeeq Yeh Sab

Kuch Karna Padha Tha....!
Zafar Ne Rahman Sahab Ke Chahre Par Pur Tashveesh
(Chinta-Janak) Asaar Dekhe....!

Acha....Suno....Wo Thodi Der Baad Mutafikrana Lahje Mein

Bole....Jab Bhi Usse Mulaakhaat Ho....Mere Paas Bhej
Dena....Usse Kahe Dena....Yeh Ek Khattai Niji Maamla
Hai....Uske Maamlaat Se Iska Koi Sarokaar Nahi....!

Mere Layaq Koi Khidmat Ho To Farmaiye....!

Nahi....Tumhare Bas Ka Rog Nahi....Acha....Ab Jao....!

Zafar Uth Gaya....Compound Se Bahar Nikal Kar Usne
Itminaan Ki Saans Li....!

Sulaiman Aur Joseph Use Nahi Pehchaan Sakhe The....

Lekin
Rahman Sahab Ki Nazron Se Wo Na Bach Sakha....!
Footpath Par Ruk Kar Wo Kisi Taxi Ka Intezar Karne
Laga....Kya Rahman Sahab Kisi Dushwaari Mein Padh Gaye
Hai....Wo Sonch Raha Tha....Koi Aisi Dushwaari....Jin Par
Unke Sarkaari Ikhtiyaaraat Bhi Qaabu Na Paa Sakhe
Ho....Imran Jaise Maatoob (Defeated) Ki Zaroorat Is Sheedath
Se Mehsoos Karne Ka Matlab To Yahi Ho Sakhta Hai....Use
To Sirf Imran Ki Hidayat Par Amal Karna Tha....Ya Fir Usi Ki
Hidayat Ke Mutabeeq Juliana Fitzwaters Ke Mashwaron Ko
Amali Jama Pahenana Tha....!

Kuch Der Baad Taxi Mil Gayi....

Aur
Wo Flat Wapas Aa Gaya....!
Joseph Seating-Room Mein Ek Aaram Kursi Par Neem
Daraaz Tha....Use Dekhte Hi Hadhbadha Kar Uth Baitha....!

Dany Ki Call Ayi Thi Boss....Wo Aap Se Milne Ke Liye

Bechain Hai....!

Dany....Kaun Dany....?
Dany Ko Bhool Gaye Boss....Wahi Dany Jiss Ke Circus Samet
Tum Shakraal Gaye The....Usne Apna Number Note Karaya
Hai....Kaha Hai....Jaise Tum Aaoge Use Ring Kar Lo....!

Tera Dimaagh To Nahi Chal Gaya....Main Itna Beemar

Hu....Seene Mein Dard Hai....Gala Raundh Gaya Hai....Main
Use Ring Karunga....Huh....Tum Khud Ring Kar Ke Pucho Ke
Kya Baat Hai....!
Joseph Ne Shaano Ko Jumbeesh Di....
Aur
Mez Ki Taraf Badh Kar Phone Par Number Dial Karne
Laga....!
Hello....Dany....Haa....Boss Wapas Aa Gaye Hai....
Lekin
Beemar Hai....Seene Mein Dard Hai....Gala Raundh Gaya
Hai....Der Tak Guftgu Na Karna....Unhe Takleef
Hogi....Acha....Acha....!

Joseph Khamosh Ho Kar Receiver Zafar Ki Taraf Badhaya....!

Hello....Zafar Ne Phansi-Phansi Awaaz Nikaali

Master Imran....How Do You Do....!

Main Beemar Hu Dost....!

Tumhare Liye Ek Ittela Hai....Kuch Logon Ko Tumhare Ek

Saathi Ki Talaash Hai....Unke Paas Uski Ek Tasveer Hai....!

Huh....Kiss Ki Tasveer Hai....?

Mujhe Uska Naam Yaad Nahi....
Lekin
Maine Use Aksar Tumhare Saath Dekha Hai....Usne Tumhare
Saath Safar Bhi Kiya Tha....!
Safar Mein To Kayi Saath The....Tasveer Dekhe Baghair
Kaise Andaaza Kar Sakhunga....!

Tasveer Unke Paas Hai....

Lekin
Maine Un Par Zaaher Hone Nahi Diya Ke Usse Shaanashayi
(Parichit) Rakhta Hu....
Albatta
Maine Tumhara Zikr Unse Kar Diya Hai....!

Kya Matlab....?

Maine Unse Kaha Ke Mera Ek Dost Agar Shaher Mein

Maujood Hai To Is Talaash Mein Madad De Sakhega....
Lekin
Wo Bhaari Muaavzaa Liye Baghair Kaam Nahi Karta....!
Yeh Tum Ne Acha Kiya....!

To Fir....Unhe Bhej Du....Tumhara Pata Bata Kar....!

Kya Wo Ghair Mulki (Videsi) Hai....?

Ladki Ghair Mulki Hai....
Lekin
Uske Dono Saathi Moqaami Hi Hai....!
Talaash Kyun Hai....?

Ladki Ka Lehja Bada Romantic Tha....Master....Mera Khayal

Hai Ke Kabhi Dono Mile The....
Aur
Ab Ladki Ko Uski Talaash Hai....!

Lekin....Main Beemar Hu Dost....

Fir
Bhi....Tum Unhe Mera Pata Bata Sakhte Ho....!
Dusri Taraf Se Silsila Cut Hone Ki Awaaz Sun Kar Usne Bhi
Receiver Joseph Ki Taraf Badha Diya....!

Kya Kahe Raha Tha Boss....Joseph Bola....Mujhe Tumhara

Yeh Dost Dany Bohath Acha Lagta Hai....!
Kya Umar Hogi Uski....!

Umar....Kya Tum Nahi Jaante Boss....?

Us Khudkhushi Ke Baad Se Meri Yaadasht Par Bohath Bura

Asar Padha Hai....Ab Sonch Raha Hu Ke Dany Kaun Hai....!

Boss....Joseph Ne Daant Nikaal Diye....Saaf Zaaher Hota Tha

Ke Use Zafar Ke Bayaan Par Yaqeen Nahi Aya....!

Zafar Kuch Na Bola....Wo Sonch Raha Tha Ke Imran Ko In

Haalaath Ka iLm Hona Chahiye....
Lekin
Use Kahan Talaash Kiya Jaye....Juliana Fitzwaters Ko Bhi iLm
Nahi Tha Ke Wo Kahan Mil Sakhega....!

Fir Bhi....Zafar Ne Munaseeb Samjha Ke Julia Ko Is Nayi

Khabar Ki Ittela Di Jaye....!

Julia Ka Mashwara Tha Ke Wo Us Party Se Zaroor Mile....

Aur
Use Haalaath Se Aagha Karta Rahe....Is Baar Bhi Usne Imran
Ke Location Se La-iLmi Zaaher Ki....!

Zafar Ne Thandi Saans Le Kar Receiver Cradle Par Rakh

Diya....!
Ek Ghante Baad Dany Ki Call Fir Ayi....
Aur
Yeh Tai Paya Ke Dono Parties Ki Mulaakhaat Raat 8 Baje
Tip-Top Nightclub Mein Honi Chahiye....!
Zafar Ne Phone Kar Ke Wahan Ek Mez Reserved Karayi....!

7 Baje Fir Dany Ki Call Ayi....Usne Bataya Ke Wo Ladki Usi

Ke Saath Club Ayegi....!

Sawaal Yeh Tha Ke Zafar Dany Ko Kaise Pehchaanega....!

Usne Joseph Ko Awaaz Di....
Aur
Usse Dany Ke Baare Mein Puchne Laga....!

Boss....Joseph Hairath Se Bola....Main Samajh Nahi Sakhta

Ke Tum Kya Karne Wale Ho.....Jab Tumhari Tabiyath
Kharaab Hai To Use Yahin Bulwao....Club Jane Ki Kya
Zaroorat Hai....!

Fir....Kya Karu....Main To Usse Kahe Chuka Hu Ke 8 Baje Tak

Club Pahunch Jaunga....!

Joseph Ne Fir Use Hairath Se Dekha....!

Boss....Yaqeenan Tumhari Tabiyath Kharaab Maalum Hoti

Hai....Tum Aaram Karo....Main Club Jaa Kar....Unhe Yahin
Laaunga....!

Zafar Ne Lambi Saans Li....Haqeeqatan Use Club Jane Se

Inkaar Kar Dena Chahiye Tha....
Kyun Ke
Wo To Aleel (Sick) Tha....!

7:30 Baje Joseph Club Ke Liye Rawaana Ho Gaya....

Aur
Zafar Koshish Karne Laga Ke Us Par Kuch Aur Zyada Alaalat
(Sickness) Taari Ho Jaye....!

8:15 Baje Joseph Tanha Wapas Aya....!

Zafar Ne Uske Chahre Par Ajeeb Si Soorqi Dekhi....Aankhein
Chamak Rahi Thi....!

Wo Pur Josh Lahje Mein Bola....Bohath Acha Hua Boss....Tum

Nahi Gaye....!
Kyun....Kya Hua....?

Pata Nahi....Kya Chakkar Hai....Wo Yahan Aane Par Tayyaar

Nahi Hui....
Aur
Main Chaaron Taraf Khatre Ki Boo Soongh Raha Tha....Aisa
Maalum Hota Tha....Jaise Ghani Jhaadiyon Mein Beshumaar
Neza Bardaar Chupe Baithe Ho....!

Kya Tu Ne Wahan Bhi Pee Li Thi....?

Nahi Boss....Kasam Le Lo....Main Apni 6 Bottles Se Aage

Khadam Nahi Badhata....!
Club Mein Ghani Jhaadiyon Ka Zikr Kar Raha Tha....!

Mera Matlab Tha Ke Us Waqt Maine Aisa Mehsoos Kiya

Tha....Jaise Apne Junglon Se Guzar Raha Hu....
Aur
Kayi Log Meri Taak Mein Ho....!
Acha....Bakwaas Bandh....
Agar
Koi Ladki Thi....To Acha Hua Nahi Ayi....
Varna
Meri Awaaz Sun Kar Use Gehra Sadmaa Pahunchta....!
Dany Ne Mujhe Bhi Wo Tasveer Dikhayi Thi....Jaante Ho
Kiss Ki Tasveer Thi....!
Main Kya Janu....Tu Khwaamkhaa Baat Taaveel (Lambi) De
Raha Hai....!

Tumhare Dost Mr Safdar Ki....Ladki Ko Uski Talaash Hai....

Lekin
Main Aisa Ban Gaya....Jaise Tasveer Mere Liye Kisi Ajnabi Ki
Ho....!

Tum Ne Dany Se To Is Baare Mein Guftgu Nahi Ki....!

Khattai Nahi Boss....Main Ne Bilkul Chuppi Saadh Li Thi....
Baherhaal
Ladki Ne Kaha Ke Wo Is Waqt Jaldi Mein Hai....Fir Sahi....!
Huh....Acha....!

Dany 10 Baje Tumhe Phone Karega....Joseph Bola

Zafar 10 Baje Wale Call Ka Intezar Karta
Raha....Filhaal....Usne Munaseeb Nahi Samjha Tha Ke Julia
Ko Joseph Ki Layi Hui Ittela Se Aagha Kar De....Use Dekhna
Tha Ke Dany 10 Baje Kiss Qism Ki Guftgu Karne Wala
Hai....Is Dauraan Mein Wo Joseph Se Dany Ke Mutaleekh
(Sambhandit) Maalumaat Haasil Karta Raha....!

Sach Batao....Tum Khudkhushi Kyun Karna Chahte

The....Joseph Achanak Puch Baitha

Huh....Zafar Use Ghoorta Hua Bola....Main Tujhe Bata

Dunga....
Lekin
Agar....Tu Ne Kisi Se Iska Zikr Kiya To Teri Khair Nahi....!
Main Tazkara Karunga....Joseph Ne Ghamgeen Lahje Ka
Izhaar Karte Hue Kaha....Meri Maa Mujhe Rooye....Tum Kaisi
Baate Kar Rahe Ho....!
Baat Aisi Hai Ke Tu Khush Ho Kar Dusron Ko Batata
Phirega....!

Tum Nahi Batana Chahte To Na Batao Boss....Uska Lehja

Kuch Aur Zyada Dardnaak Ho Gaya
Itne Mein Kisi Ne Darwaaze Par Dastak Di....!

Joseph Ne Aage Badh Kar Darwaaza Khola....

Fir
Zafar Ki Taraf Mudhte Hue Kaha....Mr Dany Wilson Boss....!

Dany Andar Aya....!

Zafar Ne Badi Garmjoshi Se Uska Isteqbaal (Swaagat)
Kiya....!

Dany Ne Hasb-E-Aadath Is Waqt Bhi Pee Rakhi Thi....Usne

Apne Makhsoos (Special) Pyar Bhare Lahje Mein
Kaha....Hello Master....Mujhe Afsos Hai Ke Tum Beemar
Ho....
Lekin
Kya Kar Sakhta Hu....Mera Bas Chale To Duniya Mein Kisi
Ko Bhi Beemar Na Hone Du....!

Shukriya Dany....Baith Jao....Aaj Sardi Badh Gayi Hai....Zafar

Bola....Main To Tumhari Call Ka Intezar Kar Raha Tha....!

Maine Soncha....Yeh Bohath Buri Baat Hogi....

Agar
Tumhari Mizaaj Pursi Ko Na Aau....Yeh Baat Aur Hai Ke
Maamuli Haalaat Mein Maheeno Humari Mulaakhaat Na
Hoti Ho....!

Khair....Ab Batao Ke Kya Qissa Hai....!

Ladki Ka Naam Rosa Ferdinand Hai....Ek Ghair Mulki
Paadhri Ferdinand Ki Beti Hai....Apne Baap Ki La-iLmi Mein
Tumhare Dost Ko Talaash Karti Phir Rahi Hai....Mujhe
Hairath Hai Ke Tumhara Mulazeem Bhi Us Dost Ko Na
Pehchaan Sakha....!

Tum Ne Use Yeh To Na Bataya Ke Wo Mera Dost Hai....!

Hargiz Nahi Master....Iska Sawaal Hi Nahi Paida Hota....Ek

Tasveer Aur Bhi Thi Uske Paas....Bada Bhayanak Chehra Tha
Uska....Wo Kahe Rahi Thi Ke Un Dono Ke Darmiyaan
Tafreeq (Difference) Ka Baees Wahi Bhayanak Chahre Wala
Bana Tha....!
Huh....To Prem Kahani Hai....Zafar Sar Hila Kar Bola

Yahi Cheez Hai....Jo Use Dar-Ba-Dar Phira Rahi

Hai....Mohabbath Badi Zaaleem Cheez Hai Master....!

Wo Yahan Kyun Nahi Ayi....!

Pata Nahi....!
Tum Ne Do Moqaami Aadmiyon Ka Zikr Kiya Tha....!

Wo Yahan Kisi Firm Mein Mulazeem Hai....Wo Darasal Meri

Shohrath Ki Bina Par Use Mere Paas Laye The....Tum Jaante
Hi Ho Master Ke Is Bekhabri Ke Aalam Mein Bhi Mujh Se
Zyada Bakhabar Aadmi Pure Shaher Mein Koi Dusra Na
Hoga....!

Haa....Main Tumhari Shohrath Se Baqoobi Waaqif Hu....!

Tum Yaqeenan Yeh Jaanne Ke Liye Bechain Hoge Ke Wo
Dost Kaun Hai....?
Khudrati Baat Hai Dany....!
Mujhe Afsos Hai Ke Tasveer Usse Haasil Na Kar Sakha....!

Abhi Tum Ne Kisi Paadhri Ka Naam Liya Tha....!

Father Ferdinand....Ek Ghair Mulki (Videsi) Preacher Hai....!

Kya Tum Usse Waaqif Ho....!

Haa....Maine Use Dekha Hai....!

Pata Maalum Hai....!

Nahi....Ladki Ne Pata Nahi Bataya Tha....

Lekin
Master Maine Use Yaqeen Dilaya Hai Ke Uska Kaam Is
Shaher Mein Tumhare Alawa Aur Koi Na Kar Sakhega....!

Shukriya Dany....Tum Mere Liye Business Laye

Ho....Batao....Tumhari Kya Khidmat Karu....!
Tum Kya Karoge....Jab Ke Sharaab Jaise Nemath (Blessing)
Se Mehroom (Vanchit) Ho....!

Haa....Main Tumhe Sharaab To Nahi Pesh Kar Sakhunga....!

Koi Baat Nahi....Mujhe Shikayath Bhi Na Hogi....!

To Kya Tum Ne Use Mere Flat Ka Pata Bata Diya Hai....!

Haa....Shayad Wo Kal Ayegi....Meri Daanist (Samajh) Mein
Wo Aaj Jaldi Mein Thi....!

Fir Dany Kuch Der Baad Ruqsath Ho Gaya....!

Zafar Ne Julia Tak Yeh Ittela Bhi Pahuncha Di....!

Ab To Zara-Zara Si Baat Par Abdul Mannaan Ka Muh Phul
Jata Tha....!
Jahan Reena Se Farughuzaasht Hui....
Aur
Prince Ne Aisa Muh Banaya Jaise Janm-Janm Ki Yeh Saathi
Se Picha Chhuda Lene Ka Irada Rakhta Ho....!

Aaj Din Bhar Ghayab Rahne Ke Baad Wo Khareeb 10 Baje

Raat Ko Wapas Ayi Thi....!

Prince Use Bahari Baraamde Mein Thahelta Hua Mila....Uski

Aankhon Mein Zehni Uljhan Ke Asaar Saaf Dekhe Jaa
Sakhte The....!

Reena Hans Padhi....!

Hansti Ho....Sharm Nahi Aati....Main Saara Din Bore Hota
Raha....!

Mujhe Itminaan Tha Ke Tum Gilli-Danda Khel Rahe

Hoge....!
Kya Tum Jhagdha Karna Chahti Ho....!

Abdul Dear....Tumhe iLm Nahi Ke Main Kitni Pareshaan

Hu....Wo Uska Shaana Thapakti Hui Boli....Chalo
Andar....Main Tum Se Kuch Nahi Chupaungi....!

Maine Raat Ke Khane Se Inkaar Kar Diya Hai....!

Kyun....Oh....Tum Ne Khana Nahi Khaya....?

Tanha Khane Ka Aadi Nahi Hu....!

Maine Kab Khaya Khana....Ab Khayenge....Kaash....Tum
Meri Pareshaaniyon Ka Andaaza Kar Sakhte....!

Tum Ne Mujhe Kabhi Bataya Ke Tum Kiss Masle Par

Pareshaan Ho....!
Chhodo....Khatm Karo....Itminaan Se Bataungi....!

Khane Ki Mez Par Khamoshi Hi Rahi....

Fir
Coffee Ka Daur Chala....!
Reena Behadh Sanjheeda Nazar Aa Rahi Thi....Kuch Der
Baad Thandi Saans Le Kar Boli....Tum Ne Aksar Mere
Bhaiyon Ka Zikr Suna Hoga....Wo Achanak Ghayab Ho Gaye
Hai....!

Achanak Ghayab Ho Gaye Hai....Kya Matlab....? Prince

Chaunk Kar Bola
Reena Ne Ba-Tafseel Unke Ghayab Hone Ki Kahani Sunate
Hue Kaha....Hum Ne Un Dono Ko Panaah Di Thi....
Aur
Wo Hume Dhoka De Gaye....!

Lekin....Aakhir Unhe Tumhare Bhaiyon Se Kya Sarokaar....!

Yahi To Samajh Mein Nahi Aata....Wo Dono Humare Liye

Khattai Ajnabi The....!

To Fir....Tum Ne Police Ko Ittela Di....!

Mahekma Is Silsile Mein Kaam Kar Raha Hai....Wahi Jo

Chahega Karega....Yaqeen Ke Saath Kuch Kaha Bhi To Nahi
Jaa Sakhta....Wo Nanhe Bachche To The Nahi Ke Koi Unhe
Varghala Kar Le Gaya....
Baherhaal
Main Aaj-Kal Din Bhar Unhi Ki Talaash Mein Sargardh
Rahti Hu....!

Tum Tanha Kaise Talaash Kar Sakhogi Unhe....!

Reena Kuch Na Boli....Baar-Baar Uska Jee Chaah Raha Tha
Ke Wo Puri Tarah Usko Apne Raaz Mein Shareek Kar Le....
Lekin
Fir....Us Ahadh (Vachan) Ka Khayal Aya....Jo Un Teeno Se
Liya Gaya Tha....!

Tum Ne Meri Baat Ka Jawaab Nahi Diya....Prince Ne Use

Kuch Der Baghaur Dekhte Rahne Ke Baad Kaha
Aaj Main Ek Private Ditective Se Milne Wali Thi....
Lekin
Achanak....Uski Tabiyath Kharaab Ho Gayi....!
Private Ditective....? Prince Ke Lahje Mein Hairath Thi

Haa....Kyun....? Tumhe Is Par Hairath Kyun Hai....?

Kyun Ke....Mere Mulk Mein Private Ditective Qism Ki Koi

Cheez Nahi Payi Jati....!
Wo Darasal....Ek Ba-Rasooq Aadmi Hai....Moqaami Police Se
Khaasa Mel-Jhol Rakhta Hai....
Aur
Maakhool Muaavze Par Is Qism Ke Kaam Kar Deta Hai....!

Kya Tum Mujhe Uska Naam Batana Pasand Karogi....!

Naam Yaad Nahi Aa Raha....Maine Apni Diary Mein Note
Kar Liya Tha....Thahero....Main Abhi Ayi....!

Wo Drawing-Room Se Uth Kar Apne Bedroom Mein Ayi....

Aur
Vanity Bag Se Diary Nikaal Kar Uske Papers Ulatne Lagi....
Fir....
Diary Ko Sarhane Wali Choti Mez Par Daal Kar Dobara
Drawing-Room Mein Wapas Ayi....!
Uska Naam....Ali Imran Hai....Usne Prince Se Kaha

Ali Imran....Prince Is Tarah Uchal Padha Jaise Yeh Naam

Uske Sar Par Patthar Ban Kar Padha Ho....!

Kyun....Kya Hua....?
Main Puchta Hu....Kya Tum Ne Usse Maamlaat Tai Kar Liye
Hai....!

Nahi....Mulaakhaat Hi Nahi Ho Sakhi....!

Yeh Bohath Acha Hua....

Lekin
Tumhe Uska Pata Kisne Bataya Tha....!

Ek Budha Euroasean Dany Wilson Hai....!

Usse Kab Se Jaan-Pehchaan Hai....!

Aaj Hi Mulaakhaat Hui Thi....Mere Ek Humdard Ne Usse
Milwaya Tha....!

Ali Imran Ke Baare Mein Tumhe Usne Kya Bataya....!

Yahi Ke Wo Aise Kaam Badi Qoobi Se Niptata Hai....!

Yeh Bohath Acha Hua Ke Tum Usse Na Mil Sakhi....!

Kyun....Kya Tum Use Jaante Ho....!

Yaqeenan....Wo Khatarnaak Aadmi Hai....Baaz Auqaat

(Sometimes) Wo Police Se Bhi Saaz-Baaz Kar Leta
Hai....Misaal Ke Taur Par....
Agar
Usne Tum Se Bhaari Raqm Vasool Kar Li Ke Tumhare
Bhaiyon Ko Dhundh Nikaalega....
Lekin
Usi Dauraan Mein Use Maalum Ho Gaya Ke Wo Dono Kisi
Tarah Mulki Khanoon Ki Giraft Mein Bhi Aa Sakhte
Hai....To Wo Unhe Police Ke Hawaale Kar Dega....!

Lekin....Wo Mulki Khanoon Ki Giraft Mein Kaise Aa Sakhte

Hai....Reene Ne Use Baghaur Dekhte Hue Pucha

Maine Misaal Ke Taur Par Yeh Baat Kahi Thi....

Baherhaal
Main Tumhe Iska Mashwara Nahi Dunga Ke Tum Usse Kisi
Qism Ki Guftgu Karo....Wo Yahan Ke Intelligence-Bureau Ke
Director-General Ki Nalayaq Aulaad Hai....Baap Ne Ghar Se
Nikaal Diya Hai....
Aur
Wo Aise Hi Uth-Pataang Peshe Ikhtiyaar Kar Ke Zindagi
Basar Kar Raha Hai....Aksar Blackmailing Bhi Karta Hai....!
Mere Khuda....Reena Lambi Saans Le Kar Rahe Gayi

Tumhe Kam-Az-Kam Mujhe Batana Chahiye Tha....Main

Moqaami Aadmi Hu....!

Main To Tumhe Bilkul Hi Seedha-Saadha Aadmi Samajhti

Thi....!

Kya Main Nahi Hu....? Prince Ne Bholepan Se Pucha

Tum To Mujhe Pata Nahi Kya Maalum Hote Ho....Reene Ke
Lahje Mein Banavat Nahi Thi....
Aur
Wo Sau Feesad (100%) Pyar Bhara Lehja Tha....!

Prince Thodi Der Khamosh Raha....

Fir
Bola....Mujhe Un Dono Ke Huliye Batao....Jo Tumhare
Mehmaan Hue The....!

Main Tumhe Un Dono Ki Tasveerein De Sakhti Hu....!

Ab Tum Bhi Bachchon Ki Si Baatein Kar Rahi Ho....Wo Be-

Aitebaari Se Hansa

Kyun....?

Wo Tumhe Apni Tasveerein Bhi De Gaye The....Bade Diler

The....!

Meri Baat Samajhne Ki Koshish Karo....Reena Jhunjhula

Gayi

Isme Mujhe Kisi Qism Ka Falsafa Nazar Nahi Aata....!

Mere Ek Bhai Ki Aadath Hai Ke Wo Ajnabiyon Ki Tasveerein

Khinchta Rehta Hai....Un Dono Ke Ghayab Ho Jane Ke Do
Din Baad....
Achanak
Mujhe Khayal Aya Uska Camera To Dekhu....Wo Loaded
Mila....Maine Roll Nikaal Kar Develop Kar Daala....Yeh Meri
Khush-Kismati Thi Ke Un Dono Ki Tasveerein Usme
Maujood Thi....!
Oohh....Prince Use Pur Tafikr Nazron Dekhta Raha

Fir....Kuch Der Baad Wo Dono Tasveerein Uske Saamne Mez

Par Padhi Hui Thi....
Aur
Wo Sakaat-O-Saamat Khala (Space) Mein Ghoore Jaa Raha
Tha....!

Kyun....Kya Ho Gaya Tumhe....?

Huh....Prince Chaunk Kar Use Is Tarah Dekhne Laga Jaise
Pehli Baar Dekha Ho

Tum Kahan Goom Ho Gaye....?

Is Baar Prince Seedhe Uski Aankhon Mein Dekhta Raha....!

Kya Tum Mera Mazaaq Udhana Chahti Ho....Daftan Wo
Ghussele Lahje Mein Bola....Ya Usi Blackmailer Ki Saathi
Ho....!

Kya Matlab....?

Prince Ki Ungli Ab Bhi Khauffnaak Chahre Wale Ki Tasveer

Ki Taraf Ishaara Kar Rahi Thi....!

Banne Ki Koshish Na Karo....Prince Ghurraya....Main Sirf

Apni Izzat Ko Darrta Tha....
Lekin
Kab Tak....Tum Logon Se Khul Kar Nipatna Padhega....!

Tum Kaisi Baatein Kar Rahe Ho....Meri Samajh Mein Kuch

Nahi Aa Raha....!

Ab Tum Log Kya Chahte Ho....Khul Kar Batao....Main Rushy

Ke Case Ko Aadalath Mein Jane Dunga....Is Baar Tum Log
Mujh Se Ek Paisa Bhi Vasool Na Kar Sakhoge....!

Khuda Ke Liye Mujhe Aur Zyada Pareshaan Na

Karo....Daftan Reena Ruaansi Ho Kar Boli

Tum Kisi Tarah Bhi Mujhe Yaqeen Nahi Dila Sakhti....Ab

Yeh Pura Plot Meri Samajh Mein Aa Gaya Hai....Rushy Ne Us
Raat Jaan-Boojh Kar Yahan Gaadi Roki Thi....
Fir
Mujhe Nakaara Kar Ke Yahan Daal Gayi....Taake....Mujhe Par
Un Logon Ke Lambe-Chaudhe Giroh Ka Raub Padh Sakhe....!
Khamosh Raho....Reena Mez Par Haath Maar Kar Cheekhi....
Aur
Kursi Se Uth Gayi....Chandh Lamhe Use Ghoorti Rahi....
Fir
Daant Pees Kar Boli....Tum Bhi Jahannum Mein Jao....!

Uske Baad Wo Wahan Nahi Thaheri....Seedhi Apne Bedroom

Mein Ayi....
Aur
Zordar Awaaz Ke Saath Darwaaza Bandh Kar Diya....!

Wo Is Tarah Haanp Rahi Thi....Jaise Pahaadh Chadhte-

Chadhte Damm Lene Ke Liye Ruki Ho....!
Bohath Sheedath Se Ghussa Aya Tha....Pata Nahi....Kya
Bakwaas Shuru Kar Di Thi....Us Jhaki Aadmi Ne....Wo
Sonchti....
Aur
Haanpti Rahi....Zara Bhi To Samajh Mein Nahi Ayi Thi Uski
Baatein....Hasb-E-Aadath Uth-Pataang Haankne Laga....Kya
Wo Sach-Mooch Paagal Hai....!

Daftan Darwaaze Par Halki Si Dastak Hui....!

Kya Hai....? Wo Jhalla Kar Cheekhi

Meri Baat Suno....Bahar Se Mazmahal Si Awaaz Ayi....Ho

Sakhta Hai....Yeh Mahez Ittefaaq Ho....Halaath Ki Seetam
Zarfi....!
Reena Ne Bolt Geera Kar Jhatke Ke Saath Darwaaza Khola....!

Prince Ka Udaas Chehra Saamne Tha....Aisa Lagta Tha....Jaise

Achanak Kisi Aziyat (Peedha) Mein Mubtela Ho Gaya Ho....!
Reena Kuch Na Boli....!
Wo Kamre Ke Bahar Hi Khada Raha....!

Ab Kya Kehna Chahte Ho....!

Yahi Ke Khuda Kare Yeh Mahez Ittefaaq Ho....

Kyun Ke
Main Tumhe Ek Achi Ladki Samajhta Hu....
Aur
Samajhte Rehna Chahta Hu....!
Andar Aa Jao....Wo Mudhti Hui Boli....
Aur
Fir....Kursi Ki Taraf Ishaara Kar Ke Kaha....Baith Jao....Uske
Baad Wo Khud Bistar Par Jaa Baithi....!

Meri Tamaam Tar Pareshaaniyon Ka Sabab Yahi Shakhs

Hai....Prince Ne Khauffnaak Aur Baddhe Chahre Wali Ki
Tasveer Reena Ki Taraf Badhate Hue Kaha

Chote-Chote Jumlon Se Meri Uljhan Mein Izaafa (Increased)

Na Karo....!

Rushy Se Shaadi Ke Teen Maah Baad Yeh Shakhs Mere Paas

Aya Tha....
Aur
Mujhe Ittela Di Ke Rushy Qaatila Hai....
Aur
Haqeeqatan Uska Naam Hilda Jerald Hai....Burma Ke Ek
Crorepati Ki Biwi Thi....Uski Qatl Kar Ke Yahan Bhaag Ayi
Hai....
Fir
Usne Mujh Se Is Raaz Ki Keemat Talab Ki Thi....Maine
Saboot Maanga....Is Par Usne Mujhe Chandh Tasveerein
Dikhayi....
Aur
Kuch Dastavez Pesh Kiye....Maine Khattai Taur Ise Taal
Diya....
Kyun Ke
Rushy Se Bhi Iski Tasdeeq (Pushti) Karni Thi....Rushy Ne
Aiteraaf Kar Liya....
Lekin
Saath Hi Mujhe Apni Bepanaah Mohabbath Ka Yaqeen
Dilati Rahi....Main Uljhan Mein Padh Gaya....
Kyun Ke
Rushy Se Shaadi Par Mere Khandaan Wale Khush Nahi
The....Maine Soncha....
Agar
Is Shakhs Ne Is Raaz Ko Zaaher Kar Diya To Main Apne
Khandaan Walon Ko Kabhi Muh Na Dikha
Sakhunga....Mujhe Uska Mutaalba (Demand) Pura Karna
Padha....Yeh Ek Bhaari Raqm Thi....Har Maah Mujhe 10
Hazaar Rupiye Uske Hawaale Karne Padhte The....Aakhirkar
Ek Din Tang Aa Kar Maine Rushy Se Saaf-Saaf Kahe Diya
Ke Ab Iska Tasfiya (Settlement) Hona Chahiye....Main Us
Mukhadme Mein Lakhon Phoonk Sakhta Hu....
Lekin
Ab Us Blackmailer Ko Ek Phooti Kaudhi Bhi Aada Na
Karunga....Is Par Rushy Ne Kaha....Yahan Mukhadma Nahi
Chalega....
Balke
Tumhari Hukumat Mujhe Burma Ki Hukumat Ke Hawaale
Kar Degi....Maine Kaha....Kuch Bhi Ho....Apne Liye Kisi
Qism Ki Bhi Uljhan Nahi Paalna Chahta....Blackmailer Se
Mulaakhaat Hui To Usse Bhi Kahe Diya....!
Is Par Wo Bola....Achi Baat Hai....Ab Tum Agar Mujhe 50
Hazaar Rupiye De Do....Aainda Kabhi Apni Shakl Na
Dikhaunga....Maine 50 Hazaar Rupiye De Kar Usse Wo
Tasveerein Aur Dastavez Haasil Kar Liye....
Aur
Unhe Nazar Aatish Kar Diya....Kuch Din Sukoon Se Guzre....
Fir
Rushy Ne Mujh Se Baat-Baat Par Ladhna Shuru Kar Diya....
Aur
Roz Hi Yeh Dhamki Dene Lagi Ke Aadalath Mein Darkhwast
De Kar Mujh Se Talaaq Haasil Kar Legi....Isi Dauran Mein
Mujh Par Nervous Attack Hone Lage....Aise Hi Daure Padhne
Lage....Jaisa Tum Dekh Chuki Ho....
Aur
Main Yeh Sonchne Par Majboor Ho Chuka Hu Ke Rushy Bhi
Darasal Us Blackmailer Hi Ki Saathi Hai....!
Prince Khamosh Ho Kar Kuch Sonchne Laga....!

Tum Ne Use Jane Kyun Nahi Diya Aadalath Mein....Reena

Ne Pucha

Mahez Sharmindgi Se Bachne Ke Liye....Mere Khandaan

Wale Mujh Par Thookte....Mera Mazaaq Udhaate....
Lekin
Bilaakhir....Wo Aadalath Mein Pahunch Hi Gayi....
Aur
Ab Uska Vakeel Jo Khud Bhi Usi Giroh Ka Koi Aadmi
Tha....Mujhe Aur Zyada Nervous Karne Ke Liye Aya Tha....
Lekin
Main Khush-Kismat Hu Ke Mujhe Us Par Betahaasha
Ghussa Aa Gaya....
Aur
Achanak....Meri Saari Kamzoriyan Dur Ho Gayi....Saare
Vahem Meet Gaye....!

Wo Fir Khamosh Ho Kar Kuch Sonchne Laga....!

Reena Haath Par Thuddi Teekaye Use Ek Took Dekhti

Rahi....!

Daftan....Prince Ne Usse Pucha....Kya Tumhare Bhai Kisi

Ghair Khanooni Kaam Mein Bhi Maloos The....!

Nahi To....Reena Besaqta Chaunk Padhi

Fir....Us Blackmailer Ka Yahan Kya Kaam....!

Mmmm....Mmmmaai....Main....Kya Bata Sakhti Hu....!

Ho Sakhta Hai....Tumhe iLm Na Ho....Aksar Ghair Mulki

(Videsi) Log Yahan Aate Hai....Kisi Kaam Ke Liye....Karte
Kuch Aur Rahte Hai....!

Tum Kya Kehna Chahte Ho....!

Kayi Saal Hue....Yahan Ek Ghair Mulki Engineer Pakdha

Gaya Tha....Jo Aya To Isliye Tha....Ke Hume Technical
Training De....
Lekin
Haqeeqatan....Mafia Ka Sargarm Agent Tha....Munshiyaat
(Drugs) Ki Najayaz Firokht (Sale) Ki Dekh Bhaal Karta Tha....
Aur
Uski Biwi Bechaari....Uske Dusre Roop Se Khattai La-iLm
Thi....!
Mujhe Yaqeen Hai Ke Mere Bhai Aise Nahi Hai....!
Ho Sakhta Hai....Prince Ne Qashk Lahje Mein Kaha....
Aur
Khamosh Ho Gaya....!

Yaqeen Karo Abdul Dear....!

Khair....Mujhe Isse Kya Sarokaar....Main Tumhara
Ehsaanmand Hu....Isliye Mujh Se Jo Kuch Bhi Ho Sakhega
Karunga....!
Aakhir....Tum Ne Kiss Bina Par Andaaza Lagaya Ke Mere
Bhai Koi Ghair Khanooni Kaam Karte Rahe Honge....!

Yahan Us Blackmailer Ki Aamad....

Aur
Tumhare Bhaiyon Ka Achanak Ghayab Ho Jana....Yahi
Sabeet Karta Hai....!

Wo Unhe Bebas Kar Ke Zabardasti Le Gaya Hoga....

Aur
Un Par Tashadud (Torture) Kar Ke Khud Unhi Se Unke
Khilaaf Saboot Haasil Karega....
Aur
Fir....Blackmail Karne Ke Liye Chhod Dega....!

Mere Khuda....!
Baherhaal....Tumhe Iska iLm Nahi Ke Wo Yahan Koi Ghair
Khanooni Harkath Kar Rahe The....!

Hargiz Nahi....Main Kuch Bhi Nahi Jaanta....Prince Uthta Hua

Bola....Main Dekhunga Tumhare Liye Kya Kar Sakhta
Hu....Apne Liye To Aaj-Tak Kuch Bhi Na Kar Sakha....!

Meri Samajh Mein Nahi Aata Ke Kya Karu....!

Ab Tum Yeh Sab Kuch Mujh Par Chhod Do....!
Raat Ke 2:30 Baje The....Juliana Fitzwaters Psycho Mansion
Ke Operation-Room Mein Transmeter Par X-2 Se Guftgu Kar
Rahi Thi....!

Sabse Pahle Usne Zafar Se Mili Ittelaat Us Tak Pahunchayi....

Fir
Imran Ke Mutaleekh (Sambhandit) Pucha....!

Kyun....Tumhe Isse Kya Sarokaar....Jawaab Mein X-2 Ki

Ghurrahat Sunayi Di

Mujhe Koi Sarokaar Nahi Hai Janab....Mr Rahman Usse

Milna Chahte Hai....Zafar Ka Khayal Hai Ke Wo Kisi
Mushkil Mein Padh Gaye Hai....!

Zafar Se Kaho Waqt Na Zaya Kare....!

Bohath Behtar Janab....!

Father Ferdinand Ki Nigrani Mein Ehtiyaath (Savdhaani)

Barti Jaye....Safdar Ne Be-Ehtiyaathi (Aasavdhaani) Ki Bina
Par Chont Khayi Hai....!
Bohath Behtar Janab....!

Un Teeno Ke Baare Mein Koi Report....?

Harper Aur Wo Dono Jin Ki Nigrani Zafar Kar Raha

Tha....Julia Ne Pucha

Haa....Wahi....!
Wo Jahan The....Wahin Maujood Hai....Kal Se Harper Ki
Tasveer Ki Numaish Fir Shuru Ho Rahi Hai....!

Uski Jo Tasveer Sabse Pahle Firokht (Sale) Ho....Us Par Nazar

Rakhna....Use Kisi Na Kisi Tarah Haasil Bhi Karna Hoga....!
Bohath Behtar Janab....!

Over And All....Dusri Taraf Se Awaaz Ayi....

Aur
Julia Ne Transmeter Ka Switch-Off Kar Diya....
Fir
Wo Upari Manzil Par Apne Flat Par Ayi....Ab So Jana Chahti
Thi....Abhi Bedroom Tak Bhi Na Pahunch Payi Thi Ke Kisi
Ne Darwaaze Par Dastak Di....!

Bhanna Kar Palti....

Aur
Darwaaza Khol Diya....!
Saamne Jimson Khada Is Tarah Palkein Jhapka Raha
Tha....Jaise Andhere Se Achanak Tez Roshni Mein Aa Gaya
Ho....!

Muaafi Ki Jiyega Madam....Daftan Wo Bade Adab Se

Bola....Na-Waqt Aap Ko Takleef De Raha Hu....
Lekin
Mujhe Neend Nahi Aa Rahi Thi....!
Lehaaza....Tum Mujhe Takleef Dena Chahte Ho....Julia Ne
Zahereele Lahje Mein Kaha

Har Aadmi Ka Dusre Par Haq Hai....!

Achi Baat Hai....Andar Aa Jao....!

Iski Zaroorat Nahi....Main Sirf Yeh Puchne Aya Tha Ke

Francisi Classic Adab Mein Gadhe Ke Bachche Ka Kya
Moqaam Hai....!

Andar Aao To Batau....Julia Daant Pees Kar Boli....

Lekin
Fir....Chaunki Padhi....Ek Haath Nazar Aya....Jo Revolver
Samet Jimson Ke Pehlu Se Laga Hua Tha....!

Wo Ek Beek Sanjheeda Ho Gayi....

Aur
Jimson Ki Taraf Dekha....Uske Honthon Par Ajeeb Si
Muskurahat Thi....Ek Khadam Badha Kar Wo Kamre Mein
Daakhil Ho Gaya....Uske Piche Ek Naqaab Posh Bhi Daakhil
Hua....
Lekin
Ab Uska Revolver Jimson Ke Pehlu Ki Bajaye Peet Par Tha....!

Julia Ghair Iraadi Taur Par Piche Hathti Chali Gayi....!

Naqaab Posh Ka Pura Chehra Dhanka Hua Tha....Sirf
Aankhon Ki Jagaah Do Suraakh (Holes) Nazar Aa Rahe
The....!

Usne Un Dono Ko Baith Jane Ka Ishaara Kiya....!

Yeh Kaun Hai....? Julia Ne Jimson Se Pucha

Pata Nahi....Main Apne Kamre Mein So Raha Tha....Kisi Ne

Darwaaze Par Dastak Di....Aankh Khul Gayi....Darwaaza
Khola To Janab-E-Wala Nazar Aye....Farmaya....Tum Yahan
Kaise....Tum To Hawaalaat Mein The....Maine Guzareesh Ki
Ke Un Logon Ne Mujhe Nakara Samajh Kar Nikaal Bahar
Kiya....Albatta....Mere Maalik Ko Rok Liya....Ab Main Yahan
Swiss Khatoon Ko Urdu Padhata Hu....!
Lekin....Yeh Hai Kaun....?

Aap Ka Naam Kya Hai Janab-E-Wala....Jimson Ne Naqaab

Posh Se Pucha
Bako Mat....Tum Batao....Yeh Aurat Kaun Hai....? Naqaab
Posh Ghurraya

Aur....Julia Chaunk Kar Use Ghoorne Lagi....

Kyun Ke
Wo Bhi Angrezi Hi Mein Bola Tha....
Aur
Lehja Moqaami Nahi Tha....!
Yeh Meri Maalika Hai....!

Kya Yeh Sach Kahe Raha Hai....Naqaab Posh Ne Julia Se

Pucha
Haa....Yeh Sach Hai....Teen Din Hue Maine Ise Mulazeemat
Di Hai....!

Tum Kya Karti Ho....?

Ek Businessmen Ki Assistant Hu....!

Us Aadmi Ka Kya Masraf Hai Tumhare Liye.....!

Is Mulk Mein Pehla Aadmi Mila Hai Jo Angrezi Bol Sakhta
Hai....
Aur
Behathreen Qism Ke Khane Bhi Paka Sakhta Hai....!

Lekin....Kuch Dino Pahle Yeh Hawaalaat Mein Tha....!

Julia Ne Khauffzada Nazron Se Jimson Ki Taraf Dekha....!

Main Ek Shareef Aadmi Hu Madam....
Lekin
Nahi Samajh Sakhta Ke Kiss Qism Ke Jaal Mein Phans Gaya
Hu....Jimson Bola
Tumhe Mere Saath Chalna Hai....Naqaabposh Ghurraya
Mera Khayal Hai....Tum Wahi Pur Israar (Rahassmayi)
Humdard Ho Jo Lucile Ke Qatl Ke iLzaam Mein Hume
Giraftaar Karaya Tha....!

Bakwaas Mat Karo....Mere Saath Chalo....!

Mmmm....Main Khattai Nahi Jaanti....Julia Khauffzada Lahje
Mein Boli

Kya Nahi Jaanti Thi....Naqaab Posh Uski Taraf Mutawajah

(Attract) Ho Gaya

Yahi Ke Yeh Aadmi Sazaa Yaafta Hai....!

Daftan Jimson Badi Phurti Se Jhuk Kar Stool Uthaya....
Aur
Uske Revolver Wale Haath Par Phenk Maara....!
Revolver Uske Haath Se Nikal Kar Dur Jaa Padha....
Lekin
Usne Revolver Ki Parwaah Kiye Baghair....Jimson Par
Chalaang Lagadi....!
Julia Uska Hashr Dekhne Ke Liye Nahi Mudhi Thi....Wo To
Kisi Cheel (Eagle) Ki Tarah Revolver Par Jhapti Thi....
Fir
Revolver Par Qabza Kar Ke Mudh Hi Rahi Thi Ke Jimson Ki
Awaaz Suni....!

Oh Mister....Please....Meri Haddi....Haddi Toot

Jayegi....Uufff....Oooffooo.....
Khabardar....Hat Jao....Julia Revolver Ka Rooq Unki Taraf
Karti Hui Boli
Lekin....Naqaab Posh Par Iska Koi Asaar Na Hua....Wo
Badastoor Jimson Ke Baazuon Ko Dabaye Hue Bhinchta
Raha....!

Jimson Ki Aakhri Cheekh Badi Karbnaak (Painful) Thi....Us

Cheekh Ke Saath Hi Naqaab Posh Ne Use Chhod Diya....!

Wo Kisi Murda Jaanvar Ki Taraf Farsh Par Geera....

Aur
Behis-O-Harkath Ho Gaya....!

Julia Ne Naqaab Posh Par Andha-Dhoon Firing Shuru Kar

Di....
Lekin
Wo Jahan Tha Wahin Khada Khahekhahe Lagata
Raha....Goliya Uske Jism Ke Alag-Alag Hisson Par Padh Rahi
Thi....
Aur
Zakhmo Se Sabz (Green) Rang Ke Liquid Favvaare Phoot
Rahe The....!

Julia Baukhla Gayi....

Aur
Thik Usi Waqt Koi Zor-Zor Se Darwaaza Peetne Laga....!

Wo Nihayath Itminaan Se Khidki Ki Taraf Badhne

Laga...Uske Jism Ke Mukhtaleef (Vipirit) Hisson Se Sabz
Rang Ke Favvaare Phoot Rahe The....!

Julia Ke Halaq Se Besaqta Qism Ka Khahekhaha Nikla....!

Haddiyan Soorma Ho Gayi....Deewar Bilkul Sapaat
Thi....Raah Mein Use Koi Balcony Bhi Na Mil Sakhi Hogi....!
Darwaaza Peetne Ke Saath Hi Saath Ab Use Awaazein Bhi
Sunayi Di Jaa Rahi Thi....
Lekin
Julia Sabse Pahle Khidki Ki Taraf Jhapti....Aadhe Dhadh Se
Niche Jhaank Kar Dekha....!

Footpath Lamp Post Ki Roshni Se Nahaya Hua Tha....

Lekin
Use Wahan Koi Laash Nazar Na Ayi....Ab Wo Baukhla Kar
Darwaaze Ki Taraf Badhi....
Aur
Uska Bolt Geera Diya....!

Chauhan Aur Siddiqui Darana Ghooste Chale Aye....!

Kya Hua....? Kya Baat Hai....Dono Beek Waqt Bole....

Aur
Jimson Ki Taraf Mutawajah (Attract) Ho Gaye....!

Wo Ab Behis-O-Harkath Farsh Par Padha Hua Tha....!

Ise Kya Hua....Fire Kissne Kiye The....Chauhan Ne Julia Se

Pucha....
Aur
Uske Haath Mein Dabe Hue Revolver Par Uski Nazar Jam
Gayi....!
Tum Ne Ise Maar Daala....Siddiqui Ne Bharrayi Hui Awaaz
Mein Pucha
Nahi....Wo Naqaab Posh Tha....Yeh Dekho....Yeh Kya
Hai....Julia Ne Farsh Par Phaile Hue Sabz Rang Ke Liquid Ki
Taraf Ishaara Kiya
Pata Nahi....Tum Kya Kahe Rahi Ho....Yeh....Hum Kya
Bataye....!

Maine Us Par 6 Fire Kiye The....

Aur
Yeh....Khoon Nikla Hai....Uske Zakhmon Se....Jab Tum Ne
Darwaaza Khatkhataya To Usne Khidki Se Chalaang Laga
Di....!
Nahi....Wo Dono Besaqta Khidki Ki Taraf Jhapte....
Aur
Julia Aage Badh Kar Jimson Jhuk Padhi....!
Zinda Hai....Zinda Hai....Julia Muztarbana (Bechain) Andaaz
Mein Boli

Wo Khidki Se Palat Aye....!

Lekin....Niche Footpath Par To Kuch Bhi Nahi Hai....Chauhan

Bola

Use Jahannum Mein Jhonkon....Iske Liye Kuch Karo....

Varna
Mar Jayega....Julia Ne Muztarbana Andaaz Mein Kaha

Wo Use Niche Le Gaye....!

Julia Apne Kamre Mein Hi Thaheri Rahi....Uske Pure Jism
Mein Tharthari Si Paida Ho Gayi Thi....Is Waqiye Ne Zahen
Par Ajeeb Sa Asar Daala Tha....Wo Khauffzada Bhi Nahi
Thi....Ek Baar Fir....Khidki Ki Taraf Gayi....
Aur
Jhuk Kar Niche Dekha....Footpath Ab Bhi Usi Tarah Sunsaan
Padha Tha....!
Itne Mein Chauhan Wapas Aya....Usne Ittela Di Ke Jimson Ki
Daahini Phansli Ki Haddiyan Toot Gayi Hai....!

Wo Kaun Tha....? Aakhir Kaun Tha....Julia Hizyani Andaaz

Mein Boli....Use iLm Tha Ke Jimson Hawaalaat Mein
Tha....Jimson Ne Lucile Ka Hawaala Diya Tha....!

Tum Aaram Se Baith Jao....Chauhan Ne Pur Sukoon Lahje

Mein Kaha....Zaaher Hai....Wo Unhi Mein Se Koi
Hoga....Jinse Hum Do-Chaar Hai....!

Lekin....Hare (Green) Rang Ka Khoon....!

Laboratory Assistant Iska Namuna Lene Ke Liye Aa Raha

Hai....Mera Khayal Hai Ke Ab Tum Aaram Karo....Wo Kisi
Bakhaida Raaste Se Imaarath Mein Daakhil Na Hua
Hoga....Puri Tarah Checking Kar Li Gayi Hai....!

Kya Wo Hawaa Mein Tahleel (Mix) Ho Gaya....!

Abhi Maalum Ho Jayega....!

Maine Khawar Se Kaha Tha Ke Koi Bahar Na Nikle....!

Tum Fikr Na Karo....!

Itne Mein Kisi Ne Darwaaze Par Dastak Di....!

Aa Jao....Chauhan Chaunk Kar Bola

Aane Wala Laboratory Assistant Tha....Uske Haath Mein
Kuch Aalaat (Instruments) The....!
Kuch Der Baad Wo Farsh Par Padhe Hue Liquid Ka Namuna
Le Kar Chala Gaya....!

Darasal....Wo Is Jimson Hi Ki Wajah Se Is Imaarath Ki Taraf

Mutawajah (Attract) Hua Hoga....Chauhan Badhbadhaya
Lekin....Wo To Us Din Se Bahar Nikla Hi Nahi....!

Kya Khuli Hui Khidki Ke Khareeb Bhi Na Khada Hua

Hoga....Waise Bhi Wo Khabti Aadmi Hai....Kisi Tarah Bhi
Daadhi Saaf Kara Dene Par Tayyaar Na Hua Tha....!
Aasmaan Kaale Badalon Se Dhanka Hua Tha....Subaah Hi Se
Aisa Mehsoos Ho Raha Tha Jaise Ab Barsa Tab Barsa....!

Wo Dono Bahari Baraamde Mein Naashta Kar Rahe

The....Prince Kuch Fikrmand Nazar Aa Raha Tha....!

Reena Bhi Kuch Zyada Zinda Dili Ka Muzaahera

(Pradarshan) Nahi Kar Rahi Thi....!

Daftan Prince Ne Thandi Saans Li....

Aur
Chaunk Kar Reena Ki Taraf Dekhne Laga....!

Kitna Ajeeb Ittefaaq Hai....Hum Dono Ki Ek Hi Badh

Naseebi Hai....
Lekin
Yeh Aadmi Ab Mere Haathon Se Na Bach Sakhega....!

Huh....Kya Tum Aise Hi Jiyaale Ho....!

Mood Par Munahsar (Depend) Hai....Mood Na Hua To Peet

Kar Chala Aaunga....!

Kya Matlab....?

Teen Saal Pahle Ki Baat Hai....Paris Ke Ek Hotel Mein Mera

Ek Aadmi Se Jhagdha Ho Gaya....Zyadati Usi Ki Thi....Mujhe
Ghussa Aa Gaya....Usne Gandi Si Gaali Di....
Achanak
Maine Ghaur Se Uska Chehra Dekha....To Us Par Yateemi
Baras Rahi Thi....Ghusse Mein Bigdha Hua Chehra Aisa
Lagta Tha Jaise Bisoor Raha Ho....Mere Haath-Pair Dheele
Padh Gaye....
Aur
Usne Mujhe Jee Bhar Ke Maara....
Fir
Mera Haath Us Par Nahi Utha Tha....!

Kya Yeh Sach Hai....?

Yaqeen Karo....Prince Thandi Saans Le Kar Bola....Kuch Log
Bade Ajeeb Hote Hai....Jo Kuch Karte Hai Uska Tasoor
(Prabhav) Unke Chahre Par Nahi Milta....Aankhein Bilkul
Sapaat Hoti Hai....Mujhe Aise Log Pasand Nahi....Baaz
Ladkiyan Behadh Jazbaati Guftgu Ke Dauraan Bhi Bewa-
Bewa Si Lagti Hai....Jo Kuch Bhi Kahe Rahi Hoti Hai....Uska
Aks Unki Aankhon Mein Nahi Milta....!
Rushy Ke Mutaleekh (Sambhandit) Kya Khayal Hai....?

Main Buri Tarah Phans Gaya Hu Reena....Wo Mujhe Bilkul

Pasand Nahi....Un Lamhaat Mein Jab Uski Aankhon Mein
Nashe Ke Badal Chaye Hone Chahiye....Wo Is Tarah Patapat
Palkein Jhapkati Rahti Hai....Jaise Dil Hi Dil Mein Bank
Balance Ka Hisaab Kar Rahi Ho....!

Bhai....Tum To Kamaal Ke Aadmi Nikle....Main Bilkul

Buddhu Samjhi Thi....!

Yeh Bhi Mere Mood Par Munahsar Hai....Baaz Auqaat

(Sometimes) Bilkul Jee Nahi Chahta Ke Log Mujhe Aqlmand
Samjhe....!
Is Waqt Kiss Qism Ka Mood Hai....!

Chalo....Kabbadi Khele....!
Yeh Kya Hai....?

Ek Aur Khaumi (National) Khel....Badi Shaandar Cheez Hoti

Hai....!

Magar....Iska Naam Mujhe Pasand Nahi....!

Majboori Hai....Kabbadi Ko Kabbadi Hi
Kahenge....Galagasht To Kahe Nahi Sakhte....!

Galgasht Kya....?

Baagh Mein Thahelne Ko Kahte Hai....!

Daftan Kisi Gaadi Ki Awaaz Sunayi Di....
Aur
Reena Jo Naashta Kar Chuki Thi....Uth Kar Awaaz Ki Simt
(Disha) Dekhne Lagi....!

Oh...Abdul....Tum Andar Chale Jao....Fauran....Wo Uski Taraf

Mudh Kar Muztarbana (Bechain) Andaaz Mein Boli

Kyun....?
Tom Aa Raha Hai....Uske Saath Do Aadmi Aur Bhi Hai....!
Kaun Tom....?

Wahi Jisse Us Din Jhagdha Hua Tha....!

Oohh....Aane Do....10 Aadmi Bhi Saath Ho To Kya
Parwaah....!

Dekho....Agar....Jhagdha Badh Gaya To Zehmat (Kasht)

Hogi....Mere Mulazeem Darpok Hai....Itne Savere Daftar Ka
Amlah (Staff) Bhi Maujood Nahi Hai....!

Tum Fikr Na Karo....Prince Ne Itminaan Se Kaha....

Aur
Ungne Ke Se Andaaz Mein Kursi Ki Pushtgah Se Teek
Gaya....!

Gaadi Baraamde Ke Saamne Ruki....Tom Niche Utra....Pichli

Seat Par Do Khauvi Haikal Desi Aadmi The....Wo Baithe
Rahe....!

Jerry Aur Jermy Wapas Aye Ya Nahi....Tom Ne Baraamde Ke

Niche Se Hi Garaj Kar Pucha
Nahi....Wo Nahi Aye....Aao....Wahan Kyun Khade Ho....Reena
Muskura Kar Boli

Nahi....Usko Yahan Bhej Do....Tom Ne Prince Ki Taraf

Ishaara Kar Ke Kaha....Main Ise Apne Saath Le Jaunga....!

Tom....Yeh Tum Kya Kahe Rahe Ho....Jermy Aur Jerry Ise

Pasand Nahi Karenge....!

Wo Dono Jahannum Mein Jaye....Oh....Gadhe....Niche Aao....!

Main Gadha Hu....Prince Ne Uthte Hue Bigadh Kar Kaha

Hum Tumhe Gadhe Se Bhi Badhtar Bana Denge....!

Achi Baat Hai....

To Fir
Dekho....Mera Gadhapan....Prince Ne Kahe Kar Chalaang
Lagayi....
Aur
Uske Seene Par Laat Raseed Karta Hua Dusri Taraf Nikal
Gaya....!
Tom Uchal Kar Dur Jaa Padha....!

Seat Par Baithe Hue Dono Aadmi Niche Utar Aye....!

Wo Tezi Se Prince Ki Taraf Jhapte....!
Reena Cheekhne Lagi....
Lekin
Unme Se Ek Ne Jabdhe Par Mukka Khaya....
Aur
Dusre Ki Peet Par Laat Padhi....!

Tom Gaaliyan Bakta Hua Fir Prince Ki Taraf Badha....!

Is Baar Un Teeno Ne Milkar Us Par Yalghaar Kar Di....!

Reena Mazboot Asaab (Nerves) Rakhti Thi....
Lekin
Is Waqt Use Aisa Mehsoos Ho Raha Tha....Jaise Khud Hawaa
Mein Udhi Jaa Rahi Ho....!

Aur....Prince Ke Paaun To Sach-Mooch Zameen Se Lagte

Nahi Maalum Hote The....Itne Tez Action Ya To Filmon Mein
Nazar Aya Hai....Ya Wo Is Waqt Dekh Rahi Thi....!

Prince Ke Dono Haath Aur Pair Eksaan Raftaar Se Chal Rahe

The....
Aur
Un Teeno Ke Hisson Mein Barabar Ki Chonte Aa Rahi Thi....!

Daftan Ek Desi Aadmi Ne Kisi Qadr Piche Hatt Kar Chaakhu

Nikaal Liya....!
Abdul Dekho....Reena Halaq Ke Bal Cheekhi

Main Dekh Raha Hu....Tum Fikr Na Karo....!

Jiss Ne Chaakhu Nikaala....Laalkaarta Hua Aage Badha....!

Tom Aur Uska Dusra Saathi Uski Raah Se Hatt Gaye....
Aur
Prince Jahan Tha Wahin Khada Raha...!
Chaakhu Bardar Usse Do Gaz Faasle Par Khada Use
Khoonkhaar Nazron Se Ghoore Jaa Raha Tha....!

Daftan Prince Hans Padha....

Aur
Hareef (Rival) Ne Chalaang Lagayi....
Fir
Reena Itna Hi Dekh Sakhi Ke Hareef Dusre Hi Lamhe Mein
Kisi Tarah Uchal Kar Dur Jaa Padha Tha....
Aur
Chaakhu Uske Haath Se Nikal Kar Mukhaleef (Vipirit) Simt
(Disha) Kaise Udhta Chala Gaya Tha....!

Uske Baad To Prince Ne Kamaal Hi Kar Diya....Reena Samjhi

Thi Ke Wo Jhapat Kar Chaakhu Par Qabza Kar Lega....
Lekin
Wo To Unse Puch Raha Tha....!

Kyun Bhai....Bas....Ya Dusra Round Bhi Chalega....Mere

Khayal Se To Ek-Ek Cup Coffee Ho Jaye....Uske Baad Chale
Dusra Round....!

Kya Himaakhat Hai....Reena Jhunjhula Kar Cheekhi....Tum

Chaakhu Kyun Nahi Utha Lete....!

Main Apne Nakhoon Se Inke Pet Phaadh Sakhta Hu....Inme

Se Jo Bhi Chahe Chaakhu Utha Le....Mujhe Koi Aiteraaz Na
Hoga....!

Wo Teeno Gaadi Ke Khareeb Khade Haanp Rahe The....!

Daftan....Prince Unki Taraf Mudha....
Aur
Apne Hum Watano Se Bola....Kya Tum Log Marna Hi Chahte
Ho....!
Mujhe Afsos Hai....Ustaad....Main Nahi Jaanta Tha Ke Apne
Hi Kisi Bhai Se Muqaabla Hoga....Engineer Sahab Ne
Wazahat (Varnan) Nahi Ki Thi....Unme Se Ek Haanpta Hua
Bola....Aise Daav To Maine Aaj-Tak Nahi Dekhe....!

Kya Bakta Hai....Tum Haraami....Tom Tooti-Phooti Urdu

Mein Us Par Ulat Padha

Hum Jaa Rahe Hai Sahab....Aap Jane

Aur
Aap Ka Kaam....Desi Aadmi Nakhushgawaar Lahje Mein
Bola....Kaam Karne Wale Hai....Bohath Naukriya Mil
Jayengi....!
Tom Usse Kuch Kahne Ki Bajaye Chaakhu Uthane Ke Liye
Jhapta....
Lekin
Prince Ne Ek Beek Uchal Kar....
Fir
Uske Seene Par Laat Raseed Kar Di....
Aur
Hans Kar Bola....Tum Se To Main Gadhon Hi Ki Tarah Pesh
Aaunga....!

Is Baar Tom Na Uth Sakha....Usne Aankhein Bandh Kar Li....!

Reena Achi Tarah Samajhti Thi Ke Wo Ban Raha Hai....!

Kya Tum Mein Se Koi Drive Kar Sakhta Hai....Prince Ne

Desiyon Se Pucha
Jee Haa....Ek Bola

Ise Le Jao....Iska Dimaagh Kharaab Ho Gaya Hai....Hona To

Yeh Chahiye Tha Ke Main Tum Teeno Ko Police Ke Hawaale
Kar Deta....
Lekin
Khair....Apna Chaakhu Utha Lo....!

Dusre Aadmi Ne Chaakhu Uthaya....

Aur
Use Bandh Kar Ke Jeb Mein Daal Liya....
Fir
Wo Behosh Tom Ko Utha Kar Gaadi Pichli Seat Mein
Thoonsne Ki Koshish Karne Lage....!

Rawaangi Se Pahle Un Dono Ne Prince Ko Bade Adab Se

Salaam Kiya....!
Reena Khamosh Khadi Yeh Sab Dekhti Rahi....Unke Chale
Jane Ke Baad Bhi Khamosh Rahi....!
Ek Garma-Garam Coffee....Prince Uske Chahre Ke Khareeb
Haath Nacha Kar Bola

Tum Diler Zaroor Ho....

Magar
Bilkul Ahmaq (Moorkh)....Duniya Ka Koi Aadmi Chaakhu
Ko Is Tarah Nazar Andaaz Nahi Kar Sakhta....!

Darasal....Main Dhaardaar Haithiyaar Se Darrta Hu....Kahin

Ulat Kar Apne Hi Na Lag Jaye....Arey....Tum Mujhe Jaldi Se
Coffee Pilao....
Aur
Fir....Shaher Ki Taraf Chale....
Varna
Agar....Ladhai Ka Mood Khatm Ho Gaya To Us Blackmailer
Se Kaise Niptenge....!
Main Sach Kahti Hu....Father Ferdinand Tum Se Mil Kar
Behadh Khush Honge....!

Father Ferdinand....Prince Ne Is Tarah Zor Lagaya Jaise

Zahen Par Zor De Raha Ho Ke Pahle Yeh Naam Kab Aur
Kahan Suna Hai....!

Haa....Raat Maine Tum Se Zikr Kiya Tha....Wo Mere

Humdard Hai....
Aur
Main Unse Har Maamle Mein Mashwaara Leti Hu....!

Acha....Acha....Unse Bhi Milenge....

Magar
Garma-Garam Coffee Please....!

Jimson Hospital Pahuncha Diya Gaya....Julia Aur Siddiqui

Psycho Mansion Wale Flat Se Is Tarah Ruqsath Hue Jaise
Wahan Unka Tahfooz (Suraksha) Namumkeen Ho....Samaan
Kiraye Ki Ek Station Wagon Mein Load Kiya Gaya....
Aur
Wo Hotel Nebraska Mein Jaa Mukheem (Reside) Hua The....!
Tajveez (Prastav) Julia Ki Thi....
Aur
Sab Ne Ise Pasand Kiya Tha....!
Lekin....Isse Kya Faida Hoga....Siddiqui Ne Pucha

Maine Jimson Se Guftgu Ki Thi....!

To Kya Use Hosh Aa Gaya....!

Haa....Uska Khayal Hai Ke Wo Uske Kamre Ki Khuli Hui
Khidki Se Is Tarah Andar Daakhil Hua Tha....Jaise Fiza Mein
Udhta Hua Aya Ho....Yeh Khayal Khattai Durust Maalum
Hota Hai Ke Usne Kabhi Jimson Ko Khidki Ke Khareeb
Khade Dekha Hoga....
Baherhaal
Jimson Ne Ise Ek Afraadi (Individual) Maamla Banane Ki
Koshish Ki Thi....Usne Usse Kaha Tha Ke Police Ne Use
Chhod Diya Hai....
Aur
Zafar Ko Rok Liya Gaya Hai....
Aur
Ab Wo Mera Mulazeem Hai....
Fir
Wo Uske Bayaan Ki Tasdeeq (Pushti) Hi Ke Liye Use Mere
Kamre Mein Laya Tha....!

Wo Khamosh Ho Gaya....
Aur
Siddiqui Hans Kar Bola....Tanveer Aape Se Bahar Ho Raha
Hai....!

Kyun....?
Tum Ne Aakhir Mujhe Kyun Muntakhab (Select) Kiya....!

Main Nahi Samajh Sakhti Ke Us Aadmi Ka Masraf Kya

Hai....X-2 Ki Nazron Mein Uski Kya Ahemiyath
(Importance)....!

Yeh Baat To Aaj Tak Kisi Bhi Samajh Mein Nahi Aa Sakhi....!

Us Sabz (Green) Liquid Ki Report Tum Ne Dekhi....Julia Ne

Kuch Der Baad Pucha
Nahi....!
Chlorophyll....Jiss Mein Ek Namaalum Liquid Ki Aamaizish
Payi Gayi Hai....!

Namaalum Liquid....?

Yeh Kuch Ajeeb Se Zarraat (Particles) Ke Groups Par

Mushtamil (Contains) Hai....Har Group Ke Zarraat Ki
Harkath Mukhtaleef (Vipirit) Hai....Us Dusre Liquid Ka
Tajurba Alag Se Kiya Jayega....Abhi Report Namukamal
Hai....!

Kya Wo Kisi Aise Saiyyaare (Planet) Ki Makhlooq (Prani)

Hai....Jahan Jaandar Jism Paudhon Ki Si Haisiyath Rakhte
Hai....!

Likh Daalo....Ek Science Fiction....Julia Hans Kar Boli

Daftan Kisi Ne Darwaaze Par Dastak Di....

Aur
Siddiqui Ne Uth Kar Darwaaza Khola....!

Saamn Ek Ajnabi Khada Tha....!

Kya Baat Hai....?

Kya Main Andar Aa Sakhta Hu....!

Aap Kaun Hai....?

Main Civil-Hospital Se Aya Hu....!

Aaiye....!
Andar Aa Kar Wo Julia Ke Ehteraam (Sammaan) Mein
Jhuka....
Aur
Siddiqui Ki Ijaazath Se Khaali Kursi Par Baith Gaya....!
Badi Mushkil Se Pata Laga Kar Aap Logon Tak Pahuncha
Hu....Usne Kaha

Farmaiye....Kaise Takleef Ki....Siddqui Bola

Aap Ke Zakhmi Mulazeem Ke Baare Mein Baat Karni Thi....

Agar
Aap Usse Dastbardar (Chutkaara) Hona Chahte Hai To Ek
Khuda Taras Aadmi Uski Zimmedari Lene Par Tayyaar
Hai....!

Ooohhh....Julia Ne Lambi Saans Li....

Aur
Boli....Yeh Bohath Acha Hua....Hotel Mein Shift Ho Jane Ke
Baad Hume Ab Kisi Mulazeem Ki Zaroorat Nahi Rahi....!

Lekin....Yeh Nek Aur Khuda Taras Aadmi Hai Kaun....?

Siddqui Ne Pucha

Ek Ghair Mulki Tableeghi Jamaat (Preaching-Party) Ke

Sarbaraah Father Ferdinand....!

Wo Koi Bhi Ho....Julia Jaldi Se Boli....Hume Isse Sarokaar

Nahi....Hume To Ek Badi Uljhan Se Nijaath Mil Gayi....Father
Ferdinand Ka Bohath Shukriya....!
Aur Fir....Wo Ajnabi Unka Shukriya Aada Kar Ke Chala
Gaya....!

Siddqui Aur Julia Mane Khaiz Nazron Se Ek-Dusre Ki Taraf

Dekhte Rahe....!
Unki Gaadi Tez Raftaar Se Shaher Ki Taraf Jaa Rahi Thi....!

Aasmaan Ab Bhi Badalon Se Dhanka Hua Tha....Kisi Waqt

Bhi Baarish Ho Sakhti Thi....Sardi Pichle Dino Ke Muqable
Kisi Qadr Kam Thi....Lekin....Tez Raftaari Ki Bina Par Sard
Hawaa Ke Jhonkon Ne Unke Chahre Soorq Kar Diye The....!

Ahista Chalo....Aisi Bhi Kya Badhawaasi....Reena Kuch Der

Baad Boli
Mera Har Kaam Amuman Jaldi Ka Hota Hai....
Agar
Der Ho Jaye To Fir Wahi Mood Ka Jhagdha....Darasal....Mera
Sitaara Aisa Hi Hai....Prince Muskura Kar Bola

Huh....To Kya Sitaaron Mein Bhi Dilchaspi Hai Tumhe....!

Bohath Zyada Nahi....!

Mera Kaun Sa Sitaara Hai....!

Auraton Ka Koi Sitaara Nahi Hota....!

Kya Matlab....?

Auratein To Khud Chaand Hoti Hai....Prince Muskura Kar

Ahista Se Bola
Oohh....To Tum Is Qism Ki Guftgu Bhi Kar Sakhte Ho....!
Reena Ne Mehsoos Kiya Jaise Wo Sharma Raha Ho....
Aur
Ghair Iradi Taur Wo Jumla Uski Zubaan Se Nikal Gaya
Ho....!

Wo Khilkhila Kar Hans Di....

Aur
Prince Kuch Aur Zyada Jhenpta Hua Nazar Aane Laga....!

Reena Hansti Hi Chali Gayi....

Aur
Fir....Wo Bhanna Kar Bola....Yeh Father Ferdinand Kaisa
Aadmi Hai....Mujhe Mazhabi Qism Ke Logon Se Vehshath
Hoti Hai....!

Tum Unhe Bohath Acha Paoge....!

Daadhidar Hai....!
Bohath Noorani Shakl Hai....!

Yeh To Acha Nahi Hua....Mujhe Pahle Hi Maalum Kar Lena

Chahiye Tha....Wo Pur Tashveesh (Chinta-Janak) Lahje Mein
Bola

Kya Maalum Kar Lena Chahiye Tha....?

Yahi Ke Daadhidar Hai Ke Nahi....!

Isme Kaun Si Musibath Aa Gayi....!

Daadhi Walon Ke Saamne Meri Zubaan Nahi

Khulti....Haklane Lagta Hu....Aisa Mehsoos Karne Lagta
Hu....Jaise Maine Duniya Mein Abhi Tak Kuch Bhi Nahi
Kiya....Bekaar Waqt Zaya Kiya Hai....Mere Mehsoosaat Kuch
Ajeeb Hote Hai....Tum Bore To Nahi Ho Rahi....!

Mera Khayal Hai Ke Tum Khud Bhi Mazhabi Qism Ke

Aadmi Ho....!

Arey....Kahan....Kaash Hota....Prince Ne Thandi Saans Li

Shaher Pahunch Kar Reena Raaston Ke Mutaleekh
(Sambhandit) Use Hidayat Deti Rahi....
Aur
Wo Bilaakhir Ek Badi Imaarath Ke Saamne Ruke....!

Imaarath Mein Daakhil Hone Se Pahle Ek Baar Fir Prince Ne

Apni Vehshathzadgi Ka Zikr Kiya....!
Reena Use Dharaas Bandhati Hui Boli....Tum Unse Mil Kar
Bohath Sukoon Mehsoos Karoge....Yeh Khayal Dil Se Nikaal
Do Ke Unke Saamne Nervous Ho Jaoge.....!

Unhe Ek Khaadeem Ne Drawing-Room Ka Raasta Dikhaya....

Aur
Unhe Wahan Baitha Kar Reena Ka Card Le Gaya....!

Thodi Der Baad Father Ferdinand Kamre Mein Daakhil

Hua....!

Dono Uth Gaye....

Aur
Usne Haath Utha Kar Unhe Duaein Di....!

Father....Yahi Hai Prince Abdul....Jin Ka Zikr Maine Aap Se

Kiya Tha....!

Oh Acha....Paadhri Ne Prince Musaafah (Shakehand) Kiya

Lekin
Reena Ne Mehsoos Kiya Ke Prince Ka Haath Kaanp Raha
Hai....Uski Aankhon Mein Khauffzadgi Ke Asaar The....!
Kyun....Mere Bachche Tumhe Kya Takleef Hai....Ferdinand
Ne Daftan Bade Pyar Se Pucha
Kuch Bhi Nahi....Father....Reena Jaldi Se Boli....Yeh Bilkul
Thik Hai....Abhi Bahar Mujh Se Kahe Rahe The Ke Main
Mazhabi Aadmiyon Ka Bada Ehteraam (Sammaan) Karta
Hu....
Lekin
Is Ehteraam Mein Khauff Ka Jazbaa Bhi Shaamil Hota Hai....!
Paadhri Muskuraya....
Aur
Fir....Use Duaein Di....!

Main Ek Badi Ahem (Important) Baat Batane Haazir Hui Hu

Father....Reena Kuch Der Baad Boli

Kya Baat Hai Meri Bachchi....!

Prince Ka Mashwara Nahi Hai Ke Main Dany Ke Dost Ali

Imran Se Madad Lu....!

Kyun....? Dany To Uski Badi Tareef Kar Raha Tha....Kahe

Raha Tha....Wo Ba-Asaani Unhe Dhundh Nikaalega....!

Prince Tum Hi Batao....Reena Ne Uski Taraf Dekh Kar Kaha

FFFF....FFaaa....Father....Prince Sharmile Andaaz Mein

Haklaya....Wo....Acha....Aadmi Nahi Hai....Aksar Police Aur
Mujrimon Dono Ko Blackmail Kar Daalta Hai....!

Lekin....Wo Dono Bachche Mujrim To Nahi Hai....!

Mera Matlab Yeh Nahi Tha....Father....Wo Ba-Zaaher
Bewaqoof....
Lekin
Behadh Chalaak Aadmi Hai....Wo Yeh Zaroor Sonchne
Lagega Ke Seedhe Police Se Madad Lene Ki Bajaye....Yeh Log
Mere Paas Kyun Aye Hai....!

Paadhri Kisi Sonch Mein Padh Gaya....

Fir
Bola....Tum Thik Kahe Rahe Ho....Mere Bachche....!

Reena Ne Mujhe Dono Tasveerein Dikhayi Hai....Ek Ko

Main Pehchaanta Hu....!
Tum....? Paadhri Chaunk Padha....Aankhon Mein Sunglasses
Na Hote To Shayad Wo Unme Hairath Ke Asaar Bhi Dekh
Sakhte The....!

Haa....Father....!
Kise Pehchaante Ho....?

Ghani Moochon Aur Phooli Hui Baddhi Naak Wale Ko....!

Aur....Dusra....!

Use Main Nahi Jaanta....Wo Bhi Usi Giroh Ka Koi Aadmi

Hoga....!
Giroh....?

Haa....Father....Wo Ek Khatarnaak Qism Ka Blackmailer

Hai....Main Khud Bhi Uski Zyadati Ka Shikaar Hu....Zindagi
Talq Ho Gayi Hai Meri....!

Oohh....!

Reena Ne Mokhtasar (Short) Prince Ki Kahani Dohrayi....!

Paadhri Ghaur Se Sunta Raha....Kahani Ka Dauraan Mein

Aksar Uski Zubaan Se Mutaasaafana (Unfortunately)
Kalmaat Bhi Nikal Jate....!
Kahani Ke Ikhtetam (Anth) Par Wo Gham Angez Lahje Mein
Bola....Aasmaani Baap Tum Par Rahem Kare....!

Thodi Der Tak Kamre Ki Fiza Par Bojhal Si Khamoshi Taari

Rahi....
Fir
Paadhri Hi Na Sakoot Todha....Wo Jiss Ne Paida Kiya
Hai....Har Ek Ke Ehvaal (Sthiti) Se Waaqif Hai...Kisi Aadmi
Ko Usne Itni Khuvvat Nahi Di Ke Wo Ghaib Ka Haal Jaan
Sakhe....Bas Aadmi Ko Apni Hi Khaal Mein Rehna
Chahiye....Wo Humare Gunaahon Se Waaqif Hai....Unki
Sazaa Khud Dega....Wo Kisi Aise Aadmi Ko Kabhi Muaaf
Nahi Karega....Jo Dusron Ki Kamzoriyon Se Faida Uthaye....!

Paadhri Khamosh Ho Gaya....

Aur
Uski Saansein Tez Chal Rahi Thi....Aisa Maalum Hota
Tha....Jaise Use Achanak Ghussa Aa Gaya Ho....!

Prince Ne Khauffzada Nazron Se Reena Ki Taraf Dekha....!

Daftan Paadhri....
Fir
Bola....Sabse Bada Aadmi Wahi Hai Jo Shar (Burai) Ki
Khuvvaton Ko Fanaa Kar Dene Ki Taaqat Rakhta Ho....Pata
Nahi Kitne Dukhi Uske Panjon Mein Sisak Rahe
Honge....Unka Naam Kya Hai Mere Bachche....!

Uske Makaan Ke Phaatak Par Name Plate Lagi Hui Hai....Us

Par....P.C Dump Likha Hai....Ek Baar Maine Ek Aurat Ko Use
Dumpy Kahte Suna Tha....!
Oohhh....To Tum Uski Jaa-E-Rihaayash Se Bhi Waaqif Ho....!

Haa Father....!
Tumhe Ab Tak Use Fanaa Kar Dena Chahiye Tha....!

Bohath Chalaak Hai Father....Maine Kayi Baar Koshish Ki

Hai....!
Aasmaani Baap Tumhari Madad Karega....Yaqeenan....Ab
Uska Aakhri Waqt Khareeb Hai....
Varna
Tum Mujh Tak Kaise Pahunchte....!
Bada Ajeeb Ittefaaq Hai Father....!

Aasmaan Wale Ka Har Kaam Munaseeb Waqt Par Hota

Hai....Reena Meri Bachchi Main Tumhare Liye Bohath
Maghmoom (Udaas) Hu....
Agar
Tum Munaseeb Samjho To Apne Bhaiyon Ki Waapsi Tak Isi
Chath Ke Niche Rahe Sakhti Ho....Tumhare Liye Bhi Mere
Bachche....Wo Prince Ki Taraf Dekh Kar Bola....Yeh Makaan
Haazir Hai....!

Shukriya....Father....Main Bhi Is Maamle Ke Tasfiye

(Settlement) Tak Ghar Mein Khadam Nahi Rakhna Chahta....!
To Meri Mezbaani Qabool Karo....!

Mujhe Behadh Khushi Hogi Father....Reena Bohath Achi

Dost Hai....
Agar
In Dino Mujhe Inka Sahaara Naseeb Na Hua Hota To Shayad
Mar Hi Jata....!

Aasmaani Baap Rahem Karne Wala Hai....!

Aaj Harper Ki Tasveeron Ki Numaish Ka Iftetaah

(Udhghaatan) Hone Wala Tha....Chauhan Aur Khawar
Numaishgah Mein Maujood The....!
Nomani Aur Tanveer Numaishgah Ke Bahar Hi Munaseeb
Jagaah Par Thaher Gaye The....!

Aakhir....Yeh Harper Abhi Tak Kyun Zinda Hai....Tanveer Ne

Nomani Ko Mukhateeb Kiya

Yeh Teeno Isi Liye Zinda Hai Ke Hum Log Unke Haath Aa
Sakhe....Safdar Ka Hashr Saamne Hai....!
Daftan Tanveer Chaunk Padha....Ek Gaadi Uske Khareeb Aa
Ruki Thi....
Aur
Ek Aadmi Us Par Se Utra Tha....
Aur
Numaishgah Ke Sadar Darwaaze Ki Taraf Badhta Chala Gaya
Tha....!

Ise Pehchaante Ho....Tanveer Ne Nomani Se Pucha

Ghaliban Kahin Dekha Hai....Yaad Nahi Padhta....!

Rahman Sahab Ke Mahekme Ke Deputy-Director Saeed

Sahab Hai....!

Oohhoo....To Kya Yeh Log Bhi....

Pata Nahi....!

Agar....Yeh Baat Hai To Yahin Thahero....Main Andar Jaa Kar

Dekhta Hu....!

Tanveer Ne Bura Sa Muh Bana Kar Shaano Ko Jumbees Di....!

Nomani Hall Mein Daakhil Hua....Abhi Yahan Zyada Bheedh

Nahi Thi....!

Deputy-Director Ek Aadmi Se Kuch Puch Raha Tha....

Fir
Wo Tezi Se Harper Ki Taraf Badha....!

Nomani Uske Pahunchne Se Pahle Hi Us Badi Tasveer Ke

Khareeb Jaa Khada Hua....!

Harper Dusron Ki Taraf Mutawajah (Attract) Tha....!

Deputy-Director Uske Paas Pahunch Kar Bola....Excuse

Me....Kya Yeh Tumhari Tasaveer Hai....?
Jee Haa....Harper Ne Uski Taraf Mudh Kar Upar Se Niche
Tak Dekhte Hue Jawaab Diya....!

Deputy-Director Ne Apni Baghal Mein Dabe Hue Akhbaar

Ke Roll Ko Kholte Hue Kisi Istehaar Ki Taraf Ishaara Karte
Hue Pucha....Kya Yeh Ishtehaar Isi Numaish Ka Hai....!

Jee Haa....Hai To....Harper Ne Kaha....Uske Lahje Mein

Hairath Bhi Thi....!
Isme Is Nishaan Ka Kya Matlab Hai....?

Bhala Main Kya Bata Sakhunga....Ishtehaar Ka Taalooq

Baraah-E-Rast (Direct) Mujh Se Nahi....Jiss Cultural-Society
Ne Numaish Ka Ehtemaan (Arranged) Kiya Hai....Uska
Secretary Iske Baare Mein Bata Sakhega....!

Secretary Kaun Hai....?

Mr Wilfred....!

Usse Kahan Mulaakhaat Ho Sakhegi....!

Us Aadmi Se Puchiye....Main Kuch Nahi Jaanta....Harper Ke
Lahje Mein Jhunjhulahat Thi

Deputy-Director Ab Us Aadmi Ki Janib Chal Padha....Jiss Ki

Taraf Ishaara Kiya Gaya....!
Nomani Bohath Ehtiyaath (Savdhaani) Se Aage Badhta
Raha....
Aur
Us Waqt Unke Khareeb Pahuncha....Jab Dusra Aadmi Kahe
Raha Tha....Mr Wilfred Is Waqt Cozy Bar Mein Honge....Kya
Unhe Pehchaante Hai....!
Nahi....!
To Fir....Aap Counter Clerk Se Puchiyega....Wo Bata Dega....!

Shukriya....Deputy-Director Ne Kaha....
Aur
Darwaaze Ki Taraf Badh Gaya....!
Ab Nomani Ko Jaldi Nahi Thi....
Kyun Ke
Cozy Bar Naam Ka Sharaab-Qaana Usi Imaarath Ke Ek Hisse
Mein Tha....Thodi Der Baad Wo Bhi Bahar Nikla....
Aur
Cozy Bar Ki Taraf Rawaana Ho Gaya....Usne Tanveer Ko
Wahin Thaherne Ka Ishaara Kiya Tha....!
Cozy Bar Bohath Badi Jagaah Nahi Thi....Andar Daakhil Hote
Hi Deputy-Director Par Nazar Padhi....Wo Ek Bohath Badi
Moochon Wale Lahem-Shahem Ghair Mulki (Videsi) Ke
Saath Baitha Hua Tha....!

Unke Khareeb Hi Ek Khaali Mez Nomani Ne Sambhaal Li....!

Ghair Mulki....Deputy-Director Se Kahe Raha Tha....Yeh

Nishaan Isi Liye Ishtehaar Mein Diya Gaya Hai Ke Isse
Taalooq Rakhne Wale Log Mutawajah (Attract) Ho Jaye....!

Acha....To Fir....Deputy-Director Ke Lahje Mein Jhallahat Thi

Behadh Dushwaariyon Ka Saamna Hai....!

Kaun Si Aafath Aa Gayi Hai....!

Kyun Nahi....Aakhir....Kothi Number-666 Ka Case Dobara

Kyun Ukaadha Gaya....!

Pata Nahi Kyun....!

Jab Aap Ko Pata Nahi....
To Fir
Humare Liye Dushwaariyan Hi Dushwaariyan Hai....!

Main Kuch Nahi Jaanta....Deputy-Director Ne Ghussele

Lahje Mein Kaha

Main Bhi Majboor Hu Janab....!

Agar....Shaam Tak Tasveer Na Pahunchi To Tum Sab Andar

Nazar Aaoge....!

Isse Kya Farq Padhega....Wilfred Ne Mazaaq Udhane Wale

Andaaz Mein Sawaal Kiya

Tum Hosh Mein Ho Ya Nahi....!

Bilkul Hosh Mein Hu....Janab....

Aur
Achi Tarah Jaanta Hu Ke Aap Apni Dhamki Ko Amali Jama
Nahi Pehna Sakhte....!

Nomani Ba-Zaaher Akhbaar Dekhne Mein Moh Tha....

Aur
Uske Saamne Mez Par Beer Ki Seal Bandh Bottle Rakhi Hui
Thi....Jo Usne Is Dauraan Mein Waiter Se Talab Ki
Thi....Andaaz Aisa Hi Tha....Jaise Wahan Baith Kar Peene Ka
Iraada Na Ho....
Balke
Use Apne Saath Le Jayega....!

Deputy-Director Mez Par Haath Maar Kar

Bola....Acha....Dekh Lena....!

Lekin....Uske Baad Aap Tasveer Ko Taras Jayenge....Wilfred

Hans Kar Bola
Tum Aakhir Chahte Kya Ho....?

Mujhe Maalum Hona Chahiye....Wo Case Dobara Kyun

Ukaadha Gaya....!

Achi Baat Hai....Main Maalum Karne Ki Koshish

Karunga....Tasveer Mujhe Shaam Tak Milni Chahiye....!

Khair....Mil Jayegi....Lekin....
Agar
Aap Ne Vaada Pura Na Kiya To Use Aakhri Hi Tasveer
Samjhiyega....!

Kiss Waqt Aur Kahan Milegi....!

Bas....Aap Ki Kothi Par Pahuncha Di Jayegi....!

Isme Farq Na Padhna Chahiye....!

Aap Bhi Agar Apna Vaada Pura Na Kar Sakhe To....Wilfred

Jumla Adhura Chhod Kar Khada Ho Gaya....
Kyun Ke
Deputy-Director Bhi Uth Gaya Tha....Dono Ne Haath
Milaya....
Aur
Deputy-Director Ruqsath Ho Gaya....!
Nomani Ne Lambi Saans Li....Jeb Se Cigarette Ka Packet
Nikaala....
Aur
Akhbaar Par Nazar Jamaye Hue Cigarette Sulgane Laga....!
Is Akhbaar Mein Bhi Numaish Ka Ishtehaar Tha....
Aur
Uske Upar Cupid Ki Tasveer Thi....Us Tasveer Ke Alawa Aur
Koi Nishaan Ishtehaar Mein Maujood Nahi Tha....!
Lekin....Cupid Ki Yeh Tasveer Uski Aam Tasveeron Se
Mukhtaleef (Vipirit) Thi....Us Tasveer Mein Do Muhe Saanp
Ko Kamaan Ki Shakl Di Gayi Thi....
Aur
Teer Do Dhaare Khanjar Se Mushaabah (Samaan) Tha....!

Jimson Ki Gardan Se Naaf Tak Plaster Chadha Hua

Tha....Uski Aankhon Mein Ajeeb Si Bebasi Payi Jati
Thi....Bistar Par Cheet Padha Hua Tha....
Aur
Uski Daadhi Chath Ki Taraf 75 Degree Daira Bana Rahi
Thi....!

Paadhri Ferdinand Us Par Jhuka Hua Ahista-Ahista Kahe

Raha Tha....Tum Kisi Baat Ki Fikr Na Karna....Mere
Bachche....Jin Logon Ke Tum Mulazeem The....Un Logon Ne
Hotel Mein Rihayash Ikhtiyaar Kar Li....Isliye Ab Unhe
Mulazeem Ki Zaroorat Nahi Rahi....!

Mujhe Iski Parwaah Nahi Janab....Jimson Kamzor Si Awaaz

Mein Bola

Lekin....Tum Be-Sahara To Nahi Ho....Tumhari Khabar-

Ghairi Maine Apne Zimme Li Hai....Yahan Kayi Aur Bhi
Mareez Bhi Aise Hai....Jin Ki Dekh-Bhaal Main Karta
Hu....Tumhe Jiss Cheez Ki Zaroorat Ho Mujhse Kaho....!

Tasleem Hosharba Ki Saato Jild Mangwa Di Jiye....!

Yeh Kya Hai....?

Urdu Classic Ka Ek Silsila....Jiss Ke Saat Hisse Hai....Do Jild
Main Padh Chuka Hu....Aap Filhaal Teesri Mangwa Di
Jiye....!
Muhaiya Karne Ki Koshish Karunga....Aur Kuch....!

Saato Jild Khatm Karne Ke Baad Bataunga....!

Paadhri Thodi Der Tak Kuch Sonchta Raha....

Fir
Bola....Tumhe Yeh Haadsa Kaise Pesh Aya Tha....?

Wo Koi Bhoot Tha Janab-E-Aali....!

Bhoot....Kya Matlab....?

Udhta Hua Mere Kamre Ki Khidki Se Andar Daakhil Hua

Tha....Mujh Se Puchne Laga Ke Tum Kin Logon Ke Saath
Ho....Maine Kaha....Aap Meri Maalika Se Milna Chahte
Hai....Wo Meri Kamar Se Revolver Ki Naal Laga Kar Mujhe
Meri Maalik Ke Kamre Tak Le Gaya....Fir....Wahan Uske
Saamne Meri Phansliyan Todh Kar Rakh Di....!

Lekin....Tum Ne Police Ko To Yeh Bataya Tha Ke Tum

Seedhiyon Se Geer Gaye The....!

Kya Wo Is Par Yaqeen Kar Lete....!

Tum Ko Sach Bolna Chahiye Tha....Mere Bachche.....!

Aap Se To Jhoot Nahi Kaha Maine....Mujhe Yaqeen Hai Ke

Aap Meri Baat Par Yaqeen Kar Lenge.....
Kyun Ke
Saare Mazhab Mein Badh-Rooh (Dusht-Aatma) Ka Tasavoor
Maujood Hai....Rahe Gaye Police Wale Wo To Dande K
Alawa Aur Kisi Cheez Ko Bhi Bhoot Nahi Samajhte....!
Tumhari Maalika Ne Bhi Aisi Koi Report Police Ko Nahi
Di....!
Wo Ek Swiss Khatoon Hai....!
Isse Kya Hota Hai....Wo Ek Ghair Maamuli Waqiya Tha....!

Janab-E-Aali....Is Silsila Mein Wo Khatoon Hi Bata

Sakhenge.....Apni Maslahatein Wo Aap Jane.....!

Kya P.C Dump Se Unka Koi Taalooq Hai....!

P....C....Dump....Jimson Ki Aankhein Halqon Se Ubal Padhi

Kya Tum Is Naam Ke Kisi Aadmi Ko Jaante Ho....!

Nahi Janab.....Main Ghaur Kar Raha Tha....Dump Kiss

Zubaan Ka Lafz Ho Sakhta Hai....!
Tum Ne Apni Behoshi Ke Dauraan Mein Kayi Baar Yeh
Naam Dohraya Tha....!

Thahiriye....Mujhe Sonchne Di Jiye....Jimson Ne Kaha....

Aur
Mutafikrana Andaaz Mein Khamosh Ho Gaya....Thodi Der
Baad....Ho Sakhta Hai....Us Bhoot Ka Huliya Mere La-
Shavoor (Unconscious) Se Koi Aisa Betooka Lafz Nikal Aya
Ho....Ek Hasti Jiss Ki Shakl Nazar Na Aa Rahi Ho To Dump
Hi Kahe Layegi....!

To Tum Dump Ko Nahi Jaante....!

Kisi Aisi Hasti Ko Mera Tasavoor Bhi Hazm Nahi Kar

Sakhta....Jiss Ka Naam Dump Ho....Mera Khayal Hai Ke Urdu
Ke Classic Adab Mein Is Qism Ka Koi Bhi Naam Meri
Nazron Se Nahi Guzra....!
Tumhe Classic Se Dilchaspi Hai....!

Sirf Urdu Ki Classic Se.....

Agar
Wo Kisi Lucknowi Buzurg Ka Kaarnaama Ho To Maalika
Victoria Soorte Se Diliyan Karti Nazar Ayengi....!

Main Nahi Samjha Ke Tum Kya Kehna Chahte Ho....!

Main Khud Bhi Nahi Samajh Sakhta Ke Is Waqt Kya Bak

Raha Hu....Shayad Is Naam Dump Ne Mere Zahen Par Bura
Asar Daala Hai....!

Kya Tum Bilkul Tanha Ho....!

Jee Haa....Bilkul....Tanha....Mera Asal Maalik Jail Mein Hai....!

Kyun....?
Hum Dono Ko Bhi Iski Wajah Nahi Maalum....Unhone
Mujhe Chhod Diya....
Lekin
Mere Maalik Ko Nahi Chhoda....!
Kya Tum Se Koi Jurm Sarzad Hua Tha....!

Nahi Janab....Jurm Se Hum Sarzad Ho Gaye The.....!

Main Nahi Samjha....!
Holy Father.....Meri Zaheni Haalat Thik Nahi Thi....Wo
Yaqeenan Badh-Rooh Thi....Mere Liye Kuch Ki Jiye....Koi
Ruhaani Amal....Plaster Chadha Dene Se Haddiyan To Judh
Jayengi....
Lekin
Mere Dil-O-Dimaagh Par Usi Ka Qabza Rahega....!
Achi Baat Hai....Mere Bachche....Main Koi Tadbeer
Karunga....!

Bohath Bohath Shukriya Father....!

Paadhri Fir Khamosh Ho Kar Kuch Sonchne Laga.....!

Kya Tum Kisi Christopaus Ko Jaante Ho.....?

Mera Khayal Hai Ke Yeh Naam Mere Maalik Ki Zubaan Se

Suna Hai.....!
Tumhare Maalik Ka Kya Naam Hai.....!

Zafar Malik.....!

Kya Koi Sangeen iLzaam Tha....!

Mera Boss Hi Jane....Usne Mujhe Kuch Nahi Bataya

Tha....Bas Hum....
Achanak
Dhar Liye Gaye The.....!

Chupane Ki Koshish Na Karo....Mere Bachche.....Shayad

Main Uski Madad Bhi Kar Sakhu.....!

Mera Boss Mujhe Apne Maamlaat Se Bakhabar Nahi Rakhta

Tha....Jimson Ne Kaha....
Aur
Fir....Bohath Ahista Se Bola....Wo Ek Laash Ka Maamla
Tha....!

Laash....!
Haa....Father....Wo Ladke Pahle Mere Boss Ki Secretary Rahe
Chuki Thi....Ek Din Hum Ek Naye Makaan Mein
Muntakheel (Shift) Hue....
Aur
Wahan Hum Ne Uski Laash Chath Se Latakti Dekhi....
Aur
Fir....Achanak.....Police Wahan Pahunch Gayi....!
Badi Bhayanak Baat Hai....!

Pata Nahi....Kaun Hai....Jo Hume Pareshaan Kar Raha

Hai....Pata Nahi....Hum Ko Phaansi Dilwa Kar Use Kya
Milega....!
Christopaus Ke Baare Mein Tumhare Boss Ne Kya Bataya
Tha....!

Achi Tarah Yaad Nahi....Jimson Paadhri Ko Ghaur Se Dekhta

Hua Bola....Christopaus Kaun Hai....Father....
Aur
Uska Humare Maamlaat Se Kya Taalooq....!
Ho Sakhta Hai....Wahi Tumhari Pareshaaniyon Ka Zimmedar
Ho....!

Kya Wo Koi Bura Aadmi Hai....!

Bohath Bura Aadmi....Mere Bachche....Koi Tum Logon Se

Kabhi Koi Aisa Jurm Sarzad Hua Tha....Jiss Ka iLzaam Tum
Par Na Aa Sakha Ho....!
Nahi Father....Mujhe To Yaad Nahi....!

Ho Sakhta Hai....Tumhare Boss Se Sarzad Hua Ho....

Aur
Tum La-iLm Ho....!

Iske Baare Mein Main Kya Kahe Sakhta Hu Father....!

Christopaus Aise Aadmiyon Ko Blackmail Kar Ke Apne Liye

Kaaraamad Banata Hai....
Lekin
Ab Tum Fikr Na Karo....Wo Yahan Se Achanak Faraar Ho
Gaya Hai....
Aur
Jahan Bhi Jayega....Maar Daala Jayega....!

Main Uske Baare Mein Tafseel Se Nahi Jaanta....!

Duniya Ke Bohathare Aadmi Uski Talaash Mein Hai....Wo

Jald Hi Apne Anjaam Ko Pahunchega....!

Mujhe Kisi Ki Bhi Parwaah Nahi....Sivaye....Us Bhoot

Ke....Aap To Kuch Is Silsile Mein Kar Di Jiye....Father....Wo
Mere Zahen Par Buri Tarah Chaya Hua Hai....!

Tumhari Yeh Baat Meri Samajh Mein Nahi Aa Sakhi....

Fir
Bhi....Main Is Par Ghaur Karunga....Dua Karunga....Tumhare
Liye....!

Shukriya Father....Jimson Ne Kaha....

Aur
Karaah Kar Aankhein Bandh Kar Li....!

Deputy-Director Saeed Ki Kothi Nigrani Shuru Ho Chuki

Thi....Nomani Aur Chauhan Alag-Alag Jagaahon Se Aane
Walon Ki Dekh-Bhaal Kar Rahe The....!

Thik 6 Baje Kothi Ke Phaatak Par Ek Rickshaw Ruka....

Aur
Us Par Se Ek Aadmi Utar Kar Meter Dekhne Laga....Uske
Baad Usne Kiraya Aada Kiya....
Aur
Us Par Se Ek Bada Sa Packet Utaar Kar Kothi Ki Compound
Mein Daakhil Ho Gaya....Packet Ki Banavat Batati Thi Ke
Usme Frame Ki Hui Tasveer Ho Sakhti Hai....!
Uske Andar Daakhil Ho Jane Ke Baad Nomani Aur Chauhan
Apni Jagaahon Se Hatt Kar Ek-Dusre Se Aa Mile....!

Kya Khayal Hai....Nomani Bola

Packet Mein Koi Frame Hi Maalum Hota Hai....!

Lekin....Wo Humare Haath Kaise Lage....!

Namumkeen Hai....!

To Fir....!

Us Aadmi Ka Picha Karenge....!

Wo Koi Ahem (Important) Aadmi Na Hoga....!
Fir Bhi....!

Darasal Mujh Se Ghalthi Hui Hai....Nomani

Badhbadhaya....Mujhe Cozy Bar Hi Mein Ruk Kar Us Aadmi
Wilfred Ki Nigrani Karni Chahiye Thi....!

Wo Us Aadmi Ki Waapsi Ka Intezar Karte Rahe....!

Julia Aur Siddiqui Zan-O-Shohar (Patni-Pati) Ki Haisiyath Se

Nebraska Mein Mukheem Hai....Chauhan Thodi Der Baad
Bola....Tanveer Ka Mood Kharaab Ho Gaya
Tha....Aakhir....Julia Ne Is Part Ke Liye Siddiqui Hi Ko Kyun
Chuna....!

Jimson Ko Psycho Mansion Mein Nahi Rakhna Chahiye

Tha....!

Bohathari Baatein Nahi Honi Chahiye Thi....

Lekin
Baherhaal....Hui....Hume Har Qism Ke Haalaat Ka Muqaabla
Karne Ke Liye Har Waqt Tayyaar Rehna Chahiye....!
Wo Mardood Abhi Tak Nahi Palta....Chauhan Ne Ghadi Par
Nazar Daalte Hue Kaha

Us Pur Israar (Rahassamayi) Naqaab Posh Ke Baare Mein

Kya Khayal Hai....Jiss Ne Khidki Ke Bahar Chalaang Lagayi
Thi....
Aur
Fir....Uska Suraagh Nahi Mil Sakha Tha....!
Safdar Ka Khayal Hai Ke Wibur Ke Bayaan Ke Mutabeeq
Wahi A-1 Ho Sakhta Hai....!

Jimson Ka Kehna Hai Ke Wo Udhta Hua Uski Khidki Se

Kamre Mein Daakhil Hua Tha....!

Jimson....Shayad Kisi Qism Ka Panic Laane Wala Nasha

Istemaal Karta Hai....!

Us Chlorophyll Ka Kya Chakkar Tha....!

Main Is Qism Ke Shaabdon Mein Nahi Padhta....Maine
Safdar Se Is Baare Mein Kuch Nahi Pucha Tha....!
Wo Us Aadmi Ke Dobara Baraamad Hone Ka Intezar Karte
Rahe....!

Thodi Der Baad Wo Phaatak Par Aa Khada Hua....Chandh

Lamhe Idhar-Udhar Dekhta Raha....
Aur
Fir....Ek Simt Paidal Chal Padha....!

Lahol Vala Khuvvatah....Nomani Bura Sa Muh Bana Kar Bola

Tum Hi Jao....Chauhan Badhbadhaya

Mera Khayal Hai Ke Ab Uska Picha Karne Se Kuch Haasil Na

Hoga....!
Jaisa Dil Chaahe....Nomani Ne Laparwaahi Se Shaano Ko
Jumbeesh Di

Nomani Ka Khayal Tha Ke Kisi Cheez Ko Ek Jagaah Se Dusri

Jagaah Pahunchane Ke Liye Ache Muaavze Par Koi Bhi
Tayyaar Ho Sakhta Hai....Koi Ghair Mutaleekh
(Aasambhandit) Shakhs....Jo Baad Mein Kisi Ki Bhi
Nishaandehi Na Kar Sakhe.....!
Wo Us Shakhs Ka Picha Karta....
Aur
Jhunjhulata Raha....Us Waqt Na Jane Kyun....Uski Khuvvat-
E-Faisla Jawaab De Gayi Thi....Picha Jaari Rakhe....Ya Nazar
Andaaz Kar De....!

Daftan Piche Se Ek Gaadi Aa Kar Uske Khareeb Ruki....

Aur
Chauhan Ki Awaaz Sunayi Di....Ise Chhodo....Idhar Aa Jao....!

Nomani Ne Agli Seat Ka Darwaaza Khola....

Aur
Uske Barabar Baith Gaya....!
Gaadi Dobara Harkath Mein Aa Gayi....!

Abhi Maine Transmeter Par Safdar Se Guftgu Ki

Thi....Chauhan Bola....Wo Kahe Raha Tha Ke Us Aadmi Ka
Picha Karne Ki Zaroorat Nahi....Wilfred Par Nazar Rakhi
Jaye....!
Mujhe Pahle Hi Apni Ghalthi Ka Ehsaas Ho Chuka Tha....!

Ab Dusra Kaam Dar-E-Pesh Hai....Chauhan Bola

Wo Kya....?
P.C Dump Wale Bunglow Mein Mulazeemon Ki Haisiyath Se
Khiyaam (Nivaas)....Hume Fauri Taur Par Wahan Pahunchna
Hai....!

Oohhooo....To Kya Wo Hazrat Wahin Maujood Hai....!

Pata Nahi....Baherhaal....Baaz Auqaat (Sometimes) Wo Yahi
Naam Ikhtiyaar Kar Ke Kaam Karta Hai....!

Chalo....Wahin Jhak Maare....!

Isse Pahle Hume Make-Up Bhi Karna Padhega....Wilfred Ki

Nigrani Kisi Aur Se Karayi Jayegi....!
Raat Taareek (Andhera) Thi....Wo Gaadi Se Utra....
Aur
Ahista-Ahista Chalta Hua Bunglow Ki Compound Wall Ke
Paas Pahuncha....
Fir
Ek Hi Chalaang Use Compound Wall Ki Dusri Taraf Le
Gayi....!

Baagh Mein Andhere Aur Sannate Ki Hukmrani Thi....Wo

Imaarath Ki Taraf Badhta Raha....Sar-Ta-Paa Siyaah (Black)
Posh Tha....Chahre Par Bhi Ghilaaf Sa Mandh Rakha
Tha....Aisa Maalum Hota Tha Jaise Use Dekh Liye Jane Ka
Khauff Hi Na Ho....!
Baraamde Mein Pahunch Kar Usne Sadar Darwaaze Ka
Handle Ghooma Kar Dekha....Darwaaza Locked Tha....Khufal
Ka Suraakh (Key-Hole) Tatol Kar Usne Ek Baareek Sa Auzaar
Daala....Haath Ko Halki Si Jumbeesh Di....
Aur
Khufal (Lock) Khulne Ki Awaaz Sun Kar Handle Fir
Ghoomaya....Is Baar Darwaaza Khulta Chala Gaya....!
Wo Andar Daakhil Hua....Har Taraf Andhera Tha....Sirf Ek
Darwaaze Ke Sheeshon Mein Gehri Neeli Roshni Ka Aks
Raahdari Mein Padh Raha Tha....!

Yahan Ruk Kar Usne Darwaaze Ke Handle Par Haath

Rakha....
Lekin
Handle Ghoomate Hi Na Sirf Darwaaza Khula....
Balke
Kamre Mein Tez Qism Ki Roshni Bhi Phail Gayi....!

Ghaliban Roshni Ke Is Achanak Jhamake Hi Ki Bina Par

Saamne Bed Par Sone Wala Jaag Padha....!
Siyaah Posh Ne Revolver Uski Taraf Uthate Hue Kaha....Apni
Jagaah Se Jumbeesh Bhi Na Karna....!
Baddhi Naak Aur Ghani Moochon Wala Bed Par Bebasi Se
Palkein Jhapkata Raha....!

Ab Utho....Siyaah Posh Ne Revolver Wale Haath Ko

Jumbeesh De Kar Kaha
Tum Kaun Ho Mere Bhai....Usne Uthte Hue Bharrayi Hui
Awaaz Mein Pucha
Tumhari Maut....Jawaab Mila

Magar....Mujhe To Ek Najoomi (Jyotshi) Ne Bataya Tha Ke

Kisi Budhi Aurat Ke Haath Se Maare Jaoge....!

Bakwaas Bandh Karo....!

Baddhi Naak Wala Khahekhaha Laga Kar Bola....Prince
Abdul Mannaan Bachchon Ki Si Harkatein Na Karo....Isse
Kya Faida....Tum Achi Tarah Jaante Ho Ke Mujh Par Qaabu
Na Paa Sakhoge....
Agar
Tum Mujhe Kuch Nahi De Sakhte To Rushy Ke Mutaalbaat
(Demands) Pure Karo....!

Tumhe Ghalathfehmi Hui Hai....Naqaab Posh Bola

Fir....Tum Kaun Ho....?

Wahi....Jisse Tum Milna Chahte The....!

Aahaa....To Fir....Tum Un Minaron Waliyon Ke Boss Ho

Sakhte Ho....!

Is Baar Tum Se Andaaze Ki Ghalthi Nahi Hui....!

To Maamle Ki Baat Karo....Revolver Jeb Mein Rakh Lo....!

Main Tumhe Fanaa Kar Dunga....Tum Jaise Hakheer

(Tuchch) Keedhe Se Maamle Ki Baat....Huh....!
To Fir....Apne Aadmiyon Se Haath Dho Rakho....!

Kaun Se Aadmi....?
Wo Dono Auratein....Dickson Bradraan (Brothers) Aur
Wilbur....!

Shaateer Ko Mohre Peetne Ka Gham Nahi Hota....Maine Tum

Se Bhi Yeh Nahi Pucha Ke Wo Sab Zinda Hai....Ya Mar
Gaye....!

Fir....Tum Kya Yahan Jhak Maarne Aye Ho....!

Nahi....Tum Se Yeh Maalum Karna Chahta Hu Ke Kiss Ke

Liye Kaam Kar Rahe Ho....!

Apne Liye....!
Kya Matlab....?
Koi Badi Raqm Le Kar Main Tumhari Raah Se Hatt Jaunga....!

Achanak Do Aadmi Piche Se Naqaab Posh Par Toot Padhe....

Aur
Baddhi Naak Wale Ne Uchal Kar Revolver Wale Haath Par
Haath Maara....!

Revolver Uchal Kar Dur Jaa Padha....

Lekin
Saath Hi Dono Bhi Uchal-Uchal Kar Dono Taraf Ki
Deewaron Se Jaa Takraye....!

Baddhi Naak Wala Revolver Par Qabza Kar Chuka Tha....!

Hilna Nahi....Apni Jagaah Se....
Varna
Fire Kar Dunga....Usne Naqaab Posh Ko Dhamki Di

Un Dono Ne Uthna Chaha....

Lekin
Chakra Kar Geer Gaye....Ghaliban....Unke Sar Deewar Se
Takraye The....!
Naqaab Posh Par Dhamkiyon Ka Koi Asar Na Hua....Wo
Ahista-Ahista Uski Taraf Badhta Raha....Dono Haath Is Tarah
Phailaye Hue Jaise Usse Gale Lagne Ka Iraada Rakhta Ho....!
Achi Baat Hai....Baddhi Naak Wala Sar Hila Kar Bola....
Agar
Maanaaqah (Jhappi) Hi Karna Chahte Ho To....Yeh Lo....Usne
Revolver Bed Par Uchaal Diya....
Aur
Apni Jagaah Par Khada Raha....!
Daftan....Naqaab Posh Ahista Ruvi (Attitude) Badal Kar Us
Par Jhapat Padha....
Lekin
Baddhi Naak Wala Jhukayi De Kar Barq (Beejli) Raftaari Se
Uski Peet Par Na Sirf Pahuncha....
Balke
Kamar Par Ek Laat Bhi Raseed Kar Di....!

Naqaab Posh Ladhkhadata Hua Saamne Wali Deewar Se Jaa

Takraya....!

Wahin Ek Aadmi Bhi Padha Hua Tha....Usne Uski Taangein

Dono Haathon Se Jhakadh Li....
Aur
Wo Fir....Dusri Janib Chaaron Shaane Cheet Geera....!

Fir....Baddhi Naak Wale Ne Niche Jhuk Kar Uske Chahre Par

Mandha Hua Ghilaaf (Cover) Utaarna Chaha....
Lekin
Usne Dono Haathon Se Uski Gardan Jhakadh Li....Giraft
Mazboot Thi....Wo Chhudane Ke Liye Zor Lagane Laga....!

Ab Position Yeh Thi Ke Naqaab Posh Ki Taangein Us Aadmi

Ki Giraft Mein Thi....
Aur
Khud Usne Baddhi Naak Wale Ki Gardan Jhakadh Rakhi
Thi....!

Dusra Aadmi Jhallaye Hue Andaaz Mein Utha....

Aur
Bistar Par Padhe Hue Revolver Par Qabza Kar Ke
Dahaada....Gardan Chhod Do....
Varna
Fire Kar Dunga....!
Lekin....Usne Baddhi Naak Wale Ki Gardan Na Chhodi....
Albatta
Apni Dono Taangein Us Aadmi Ki Giraft Chhuda Kar
Taangon Hi Se Uski Maramat Karne Laga....!

Uski Karaahe Kamre Mein Goonj Rahi Thi....

Daftan
Dusre Aadmi Ne Us Par Fire Jhonk Maara....!
Kya Karte Ho....Baddhi Naak Wala Ghurraya....Itne Mein
Usne Jo Zor Lagaya To Naqaab Posh Ki Giraft Uski Gardan
Par Dheeli Padh Gayi....Lekin....Jab Wo Use Dhakka De Kar
Uchla To Yeh Pata Chala Ke Giraft Jaan-Boojh Kar Khud
Usne Dheeli Ki Thi....!

Baddhi Naak Wala Uske Achanak Uchalne Ki Bina Par

Ladhkhada Kar Piche Hata Hi Tha Ke Naqaab Posh Ne Dusri
Taraf Chalaang Lagayi....Aur....Bedroom Ke Darwaaze Se
Guzar Gaya....!

Dusre Aadmi Ne Fir....Fire Jhonk Maara....!

Kya Himaakhat Kar Rahe Ho....Baddhi Naak Wala Jhalla Kar

Bola....Puri Basti Ko Jagaoge....
Fir
Usne Darwaaze Ki Taraf Badhne Ka Iraada Kiya Hi Tha Ke
Puri Imaarath Ek Zordar Dhamaake Se Laraz Uthi....!

Wo Muh Ke Bal Farsh Par Geer Gaye....!

Dhuein Ka Ek Zabardast Rela Darwaaze Se Daakhil Hua....!

Utho....Bhaago....Wo Khidki....Wo Khidki Kholo....Baddhi

Naak Wala Cheekha
Aur
Jaise Hi Unme Se Ek Aadmi Khidki Ke Khareeb Pahuncha
Baddhi Naak Wale Ne Jhapat Kar Roshni Bujha Di....!

Yeh Kya Kar Rahe Ho....Dono Beek Waqt Bole

Jaldi Karo....Khidki Kholo....!

Wo Teeno Hi Ab Buri Tarah Khaans Rahe The....Kisi Na Kisi
Tarah Khidki Kholi....
Aur
Bahar Chalaangein Lagani Shuru Ki....!

Saath Hi Aisi Awaazein Bhi Ayi....Jaise Tommy Gun Se

Firring Bhi Hui Ho....!

Khabardar....Uthna Nahi....Baddhi Naak Wala Ahista Se

Bola....Rengte Hue Imaarath Ke Piche Nikal Chalo....!
Compound Ke Bahar Sadak Par Logon Ke Daudne Ki
Awaazein Aa Rahi Thi....!

Nikal Chalo....Chalo....
Varna
Dushwaari Mein Padhenge....Baddhi Naak Wala Bola....Ab
Chahaar Deewar Par Chadh Kar Dusri Taraf Koodh Jao....!

Thodi Der Baad Wo Imaarath Se Kaafi Faasle Par The....!

Baddhi Naak Wale Ne Kaha....Isliye Bujhayi Thi Light....Usne

Dhuein Ka Bomb Phenka Tha....
Agar
Humare Faraar Hote Waqt Khidki Mein Roshni Hoti To Hum
Tommy Gun Ki Bauchaad Ki Nazar Ho Chuke Hote....Kya
Khayal Hai....Mere Doston....!

Dono Khamosh Hi Chalte Rahe....!

Kuch Der Baad Baddhi Naak Wala Bola....Tum Ne Fire Kar
Ke Khel Bigaadh Diya....!

Dono Chalte-Chalte Ruk Gaye....

Aur
Unme Se Ek Bola....Main Sirf Yeh Dekhna Chahta Tha
Ke....Yeh Wahi....Sabz Lahoo Wala Hai....!

Aur....Tum Ne Dekha Ke Wo Tumhare Imtehaan Par Pura

Utra Hai....!

Yeh Kya Balaa Hai Aakhir....!

Bohath Jald Maalum Ho Jayega....Baddhi Naak Wala Bola

Reena Pichli Raat Se Prince Ke Intezar Mein Thi....Wo Vaada

Kar Ke Gaya Tha Ke 10-11 Baje Tak Wapas Aa Jayega....
Lekin
Ab Is Waqt Dusri Subaah Ke 8 Baje The....
Aur
Wo Nahi Palta Tha....!

Naashte Ki Mez Par Bhi Wo Tanha Tha....!

Khaadeem Ne Bataya Ke Father Ferdinand Ko Pichli Raat Se

Buqaar Ho Gaya Hai....
Aur
Wo Aaram Kar Rahe Hai....Naashte Ki Mez Par Uska Saath
Nahi De Sakhenge....!

9 Baje Prince Abdul Ki Shakl Dikhayi Di....Uske Chahre Par

Sar Sahemgi Ke Asaar The....!
Tum Kahan The....? Reena Ne Pucha

Bas Kya Batau....Pata Nahi....Kiss Tarah Khel Bigadh Gaya....!

Aakhir Hua Kya....?

Dump Ke Bunglow Par Police Ki Zabardast Bheedh Nazar

Aati Hai....!

Oohh....To Kya Wo Pakdha Gaya....!

Yahi To Afsos Hai....Nikal Gaya....!

Baat Kya Thi....Kya Tum Police Ke Paas Daude Gaye The....!

Hargiz Nahi....!

To Fir....Yeh Kaise Hua....!

Maine Suna Hai Ke Pichli Raat Uske Bunglow Mein
Zabardast Dhamaaka Hua Tha....
Aur
Kuch Padosiyon Ne Tommy Gun Firring Bhi Suni Thi....!
Oohhoo....To Fir....!

Ab Police Ko P.C Dump Ki Talaash Hai....!

Yeh To Bohath Bura Hua....!
Kyun....?

Ab Wo Humare Haath Na Aa Sakhega....!

Haa....Yeh To Hai....Police Ke Darr Se Ghayab Ho
Jayega....Waqai....Bohath Bura Hua....!

Ab Kya Hoga....!

Behathreen Mauqa Hai....Tum Bhi Apni Report Uske Khilaaf

Likhwa Do....!

Nahi....Father Ferdinand Ki Rai Nahi Hai....!

Shayad....Wo Bhi Wahi Sonchte Hai....Jo Mera Khayal Tha....!

Kya Matlab....?

Tumhare Bhai Dar-Parda Ghair Khanooni Harkat Ke

Martakab (Doshi) Hote Rahe The....!
Nahi....Yeh Namumkeen Hai....Tum Yeh Mat Kaha Karo....!

Chalo....Tumhare Khayal Se Ab Na Kahunga....!

Meri Samajh Mein Nahi Aata....Main Kya Karu....!

Father Kahan Hai....?

Unki Tabiyath Kharaab Hai....Abhi Bedroom Se Nahi
Nikle....!

Baherhaal....Ab Uska Haath Aana Mushkil

Hai....Ghaliban....Filhaal....Wo Shaher Hi Se Ghayab Ho
Jayega....!

Reena Ke Chahre Par Udaasi Chaa Gayi....Use Yaqeen

Tha....Ab Uske Bhaiyon Ka Suraagh Mil Jayega....
Lekin
Is Nayi Khabar Ne Rahi-Sahi Umeed Ka Bhi Khaatma Kar
Diya....!

Ab To Apne Chief Se Bhi Raabta (Contact) Khayam Nahi Kar

Sakhti Thi....
Kyun Ke
Chief Hi Ki Hidayat Par Usne Apna Transmeter Christopaus
Ke Hawaale Kar Diya Tha....
Aur
Zaroorath Padhne Par Chritopaus Hi Se Guftgu Karne Ki
Hidayat Bhi Chief Hi Ki Taraf Se Mili Thi....!
Fir....Ek Din Christopaus Se Milne Uski Rihaayashgah Par
Gayi To Mulazeem Se Maalum Hua Ke Wo Kuch Dino Ke
Liye Bahar Gaya Hai....!

Wahin Father Ferdinand Se Bhi Mulaakhaat Hui....Usne

Bataya Ke Wo Christopaus Se Milne Aya Tha....
Fir
Paadhri Hi Ne Usse Pucha Tha Ke Kya Wo Dickson Family
Se Taalooq Rakhti Hai....!

Is Par Reena Ko Hairath Hui Thi....

Lekin
Paadhri Ne Bataya Ke Wo Jermy Dickson Aur Jerry Dickson
Se Waaqif Hai....
Aur
Reena Unse Badi Mushabahat (Similar) Rakhti Hai....
Fir
Paadhri Ki Narm Zubaani Ne Usko Is Par Majboor Kar Diya
Tha Ke Wo Use Bhi Apne Bhaiyon Ki Goomshudgi Se Aagha
Kar De....!
Paadhri Ne Tashveesh (Chinta) Ka Izhaar Kiya....
Aur
Use Yaqeen Dilaya Tha Ke Wo Har Maamle Mein Usse Baat
Kar Sakhti Hai....Jermy Aur Jerry Bohath Ache Ladke
Hai....Wo Unke Liye Sab Kuch Kar Sakhega....!

Prince Bhi Uske Liye Ek Tarah Ki Dhadaas Hi Tha....Uski

Zaat Se Kam-Az-Kam Tanhai Ka Ehsaas To Rafa Hi Ho Gaya
Tha....!

Reena Ne Pur Umeed Nazron Se Prince Ki Taraf Dekha....Jo

Sar Jhukaye Baitha Kisi Sonch Mein Goom Tha....!
Tum Kya Sonch Rahe Ho....Reena Ne Use Mukhateeb Kiya

Prince Chaunk Kar Is Tarah Dekhne Laga....Itne Mein

Khadmon Ki Aahath Sunayi Di....!

Reena Mudhi....Paadhri Kamre Mein Daakhil Ho Raha

Tha....!

Wo Dono Taazeemana (Sammaan) Uth Gaye....!

Baitho....Baitho....Mere Bachchon....Wo Nakhahat (Kamzor)

Bhari Awaaz Mein Bola

Kaisi Tabiyath Hai Father....Abhi Khaadeem Ne Bataya

Tha....!

Ab Is Waqt to....Temperature Nahi Hai....Wo Baithta Hua

Bola....
Aur
Fir....Haanpne Laga....!

Wo Dono Pur Tashveesh (Chinta-Janak) Nazron Se Dekhte

Rahe....!

Wo Kuch Der Baad Bola....Shaam Hi Se Meri Tabiyath

Kharaab Ho Gayi Thi....Isliye Us Blackmailer Ke Silsile Mein
Kuch Na Kar Sakha....!

Aap Karte Bhi....Kya....Father....Prince Ne Pucha

Yahan Ke Kayi Bade Officers Se Mere Taalookhaat

Hai....Main Apne Taur Par Unse Madad Leta....Kisi Ko Kaan-
O-Kaan Khabar Na Hoti....!

Lekin....Ab To Wo Kisi Ke Bhi Haath Na Lag Sakhega....!

Kya Matlab.....? Paadhri Chaunk Kar Bola

Prince Ne Wahi Waqiya Dohraya....Jo Kuch Der Pahle Reena
Ko Bataya Tha....!

Yeh To Waqai Bura Hua....Paadhri Bola....Bohath Bura

Hua....Pata Nahi....Dono Bachche Kiss Haal Mein Ho....Uski
Awaaz Glogar Ho Gayi....!

Aur....Reena Ki Aankhein Bhar Ayi....!

Kamre Ki Fiza Par Bojhal Sa Sakoot Taari Ho Gaya Tha....!

Reena Ke Chahre Par Hawaiya Udhne Lagi Thi....

Kyun Ke
Paadhri Ki Awaaz Mein Usne Mayoosi Ki Jhalak Mehsoos
Ki....Is Silsile Mein Wo Haqeeqatan Use Aakhri Sahaara
Tasavoor Karti Thi....Prince Ko To Apne Maamlaat Ki Zyada
Fikr Thi....
Aur
Paadhri Ke Muqaable Mein Mukhlees (Sincere) Bhi Nahi Ho
Sakhta Tha....Paadhri To Uska Hum Watan Aur Hum Khaum
Tha....!

To Fir....Ab Kya Hoga....Father....Reena Ne Bharrayi Hui

Awaaz Mein Pucha

Khuda Ki Rehmath Se Mayoos Na Hona Chahiye....Meri

Bachchi....!
Haa....Haa....Aur Kya....Main Edhi-Choti Ka Zor Laga
Dunga....Prince Bola

Reena Bohath Pareshaan Hai....Paadhri Ne Kaha....Tum Use

Apne Saath Kahin Bahar Le Jao....Main Tanhai Mein Koi
Tadbeer Sonchunga....!
Lekin....Aap Ki Tabiyath Thik Nahi Hai....Father....Main Aap
Ki Dekh-Bhaal Karungi....!

Meri Dekh-Bhaal Ke Liye Wahi Kaafi Hai....Paadhri Chath Ki

Taraf Ungli Utha Kar Bola....Main Apne Liye Sirf Usi Ki
Madad Ka Muh Dekhta Hu....!

Chalo Utho....Prince Ne Reena Ki Taraf Dekh Kar

Kaha....Father Ka Khayal Durust Hai....Tumhe Taazaa Hawa
Ki Zaroorat Hai.....
Aur
Yeh Saare Masaayeb (Suffer) Aadmi Ke Liye Hi Hai....!
Paadhri Ki Pur Taqadoos (Holy) Muskurahat Prince Ke
Khayal Ki Taeed (Samarthan) Kar Rahi Thi....
Fir
Wo Uth Kar Chala Gaya....!

Prince Ke Israar (Aaghrah) Par Reena Bhi Uthi....

Aur
Uske Saath Jane Ki Tayaari Karne Lagi....Bahar Use Ek Lambi
Si Shaandar Gaadi Khadi Nazar Ayi....!
Oohhoo....Yeh Tumhari Gaadi Hai....Reena Ne Khush Ho Kar
Pucha

Haa....Prince Ke Lahje Mein Laparwaahi Thi

Mujhe iLm Hai....Yahan Ke Bohath Zyada Daulatmand Logon
Mein Tumhara Shumaar Hota Hai....Mujhe Tumhari Dosti
Par Fakhr Hai....!

Aur....Mujhe Is Par Fakhr Hai Ke Tum Bohath Khush Mizaaj

Ladki Ho....!
Reena Sirf Muskurayi....Kuch Boli Nahi....!
Lambi Si Be-Awaaz Gaadi Cheekni Sadak Par Tarti Chali
Gayi....!

Hum Kahan Chal Rahe Hai....Reena Ne Pucha

Kisi Achi Si Tafreehgah Mein Waqt Guzaarenge.....!

Tum Sach-Mooch Bohath Ache Ho....Reena Hans Kar
Boli....Acha....Yeh Batao....Rushy Se Chutkaara Paa Lene Ke
Baad Tum Kya Karoge....!

Khud Ko Bilkul Hi Ahmaq (Moorkh) Samjhunga....!

Kya Matlab....?
Kisi Aurat Ko Paa Lene Ki Tamanna Himaakhat Hai....
Aur
Paa Kar Use Chhod Dena Usse Bhi Badi Himaakhat....!

Main Nahi Samjhi....!

Paa Lene Ke Baad Kaan Uski Taaye-Taaye Ke Aadi Ho Jate

Hai....
Aur
Chhod Dene Par Kaano Mein Sannata Seetiyan Si Bajane
Lagta Hai....
Aur
Aadmi Paagal Ho Jata Hai....!

Auratein Baatuni Hoti Hai....Tum Yahi Kehna Chahte Ho

Na....Reena Ne Nakhushgawar Lahje Mein Kaha
Itne Mein Prince Chaunk Kar Bola....Aaine Mein Dekho....!

Kya Dekhu....!

Wo Neele Rang Ki Gaadi....Shuru Hi Se Humare Piche Lagi

Hui Hai....!
Maine Dhyaan Nahi Diya Tha....!

Maine Shuru Hi Se Khayal Rakha Tha....Dump Khatarnaak

Aadmi Hai....!

Oh....To Kya Wo Iski Jurrat Kar Sakhega....Jab Ke Police Bhi

Uske Piche Lagi Hui Hai....!

Wo Ek Be-Jigar Aadmi Hai....!

Kya Tum Usse Khauff Ho....!

Hargiz Nahi....Lekin....Hume Har Haal Mein Mohtaat

(Savdhaan) Rehna Chahiye....!
Thodi Der Baad Wo Sahili Tafreehgah Ki Hadh Mein
Daakhil Hue....Neele Rang Ki Car Ab Bhi Sheeshe Mein
Nazar Aa Rahi Thi....!

Lekin....Apni Gaadi Park Kar Dene Ke Baad Unki Hairath Ki

Inteha Hi Na Rahi....Jab Unhone Neeli Car Se Father
Ferdinand Ko Utarte Dekha....Wo Unki Taraf Aa Raha Tha....!
Tumhe Hairath Hogi Mere Bachcho....Wo Khareeb Aa Kar
Bola

Dono Kuch Na Bole....!

Paadhri Ne Kaha....Darasal....Ek Naya Khayal Mere Zahen

Mein Ubhra Tha....
Aur
Main Tum Logon Ke Piche Chal Padha....Prince Abdul....Tum
Se Ek Ahem (Important) Maamle Mein Guftgu Karni Hai....!

Zaroor Father....Main Har Tarah Haazir Hu....Mere Layaq Jo

Bhi Khidmat Ho....!
Aasmaani Baap Tum Par Barkatein Naazil Kare....!
Aameen....Prince Ne Moadabana Kaha

Wo Teeno Hi Sea Side Heaven Mein Jaa Baithe....!

Prince Ne Waiter Ko Bula Kar Juice Ka Order Diya....

Aur
Paadhri Ki Taraf Sawaaliyan Nazron Se Dekhta Raha....!

Paadhri Thodi Der Baad Thandi Saans Le Kar Bola....Reena

Mujhe Tumhare Haalaat Se Aagha Kar Chuki Hai....!

Prince Ne Reena Ki Taraf Dekha....

Lekin
Bola Kuch Nahi....!

Pichli Raat Tum Kahan Ghayab Ho Gaye The....Paadhri Ne

Achanak Sawaal Kiya
Behadh Zaroori Kaam Tha Father....Mujhe Apne Banker Se
Maalum Karna Tha Ke Rushy Ne Meri Ghair Maujoodgi
Mein Koi Bhaari Raqm To Nahi Nikalwayi....Is Chaan-Been
Ke Dauraan Mein Khaasi Raat Guzar Gayi Thi....Isliye Maine
Takleef Dena Munaseeb Nahi Samjha Tha....!

Kya Yahan Bank Raat Ko Bhi Karobaar Karte Hai....!

Nahi....Lekin....Apne Khususi Taalookhaat Ki Bina Par Main

Jiss Waqt Chahu Is Qism Ke Kaam Anjaam De Sakhta
Hu....Maine Raat Bhi Ek Bank Ke General-Manager Ke Yahan
Basar Ki Thi....!

Yeh Barsabil (By The Way) Guftgu Thi....Paadhri Muskura

Kar Bola....
Varna
Mujhe In Baaton Se Kya Sarokaar....!
Aap Jo Kuch Bhi Farmaye....Sar Aankhon Par....Prince Khush
Ikhlaqi Ke Taur Par Muskuraya

Tumhara Khayal Hai Ke Tumhari Biwi Bhi Haqeeqatan Usi

Blackmailer Giroh Se Taalookh Rakhti Hai....!
Haalaat Ne Mujhe Aisa Samajhne Par Majboor Kar Diya
Hai....Father....Prince Ne Maghmoom (Udaas) Lahje Mein
Kaha
Khair....Khair....Shaitaan Ke Shar (Burai) Se Koi Bhi Mehfooz
Nahi....Main Yeh Kehna Chahta Tha Ke Wo Uske Giroh Mein
Kisi Imtiyaazi Haisiyath Ki Haamil Hogi....!
Yeh Bhi Mumkeen Hai Father....!

Tab Fir....Wo Uske Alag-Alag Thikaanon Se Bhi Waaqif

Hogi....!

Prince Uchal Padha....

Aur
Thodi Der Tak Hairath Se Paadhri Ki Taraf Dekhte Rahne Ke
Baad Bola....Ain Mumkeen Hai....Father....Oho....Mujhe To
Iska Khayal Hi Nahi Aya Tha....!

Agar....Kisi Tarah Usse Uske Thikaanon Ke Pate Maalum

Kiye Jaa Sakhe....To Talaash Mein Asaani Hogi....!

Bohath Achi Tajveez (Prastav) Hai Father....!

To Fir....Tum Usse Kiss Tarah Maalum Kar Sakhoge....!

Waqai....Yeh Mushkil Kaam Hai....!

Kyun....Mushkil Kyun Hai....Reena Boli

Maine Aaj Tak Us Par Zaaher Nahi Kiya Ke Uski Taraf Se

Mashkook (Sandeh-Janak) Hu....!
Agar....Us Par Zaaher Ho Gaya To....Kya Hoga....!

Mmmm....Mmmmaai....Main....Kuch....Nahi....Kahe Sakhta....!

Tum Haqeeqatan Buzdil Aur Darpok Ho....Daftan Reena

Aankhein Nikaal Kar Boli
Nahi....Nahi....Aisi Guftgu Nahi....Paadhri Haath Utha Kar
Bola

Reena Ne Nichla Honth Daanton Mein Daba Liya....

Aur
Dusri Taraf Dekhne Lagi....!
Tum Meri....BBB....Baat....Bhi To....Samajhne Ki Koshish
Karo....Main Aakhir Kiss Tarah Uske Muh Par Aisi Baatein
Kar Sakhta Hu....!
Mujhe Kahne Do....Ke Tum Uske Ghulaam Ban Kar Rahe
Gaye Ho....Reena Fir Chadh Daudi....Dusron Ke Saamne
Uske Liye Ghusse Aur Nafrath Ka Izhaar Karte Rahoge....
Lekin
Uske Aage Bheegi-Billi Bane Rahoge....Haqeeqatan Tumhe
Usse Koi Shikayath Nahi Hai....
Agar
Tumhari Khaal Bhi Utaar Degi To Tumhe Koi Shikwa Na
Hoga....Kya Maine Dekha Nahi Tha....Us Raat Ko....!
Reena Please....Wo Bharrayi Hui Awaaz Mein Bola....
Aur
Rahem Talab Nazron Se Reena Ki Taraf Dekhne Laga....!

Aisa Maalum Hota Tha....Jaise Kehna Chahta Ho....Khuda Ke

Liye....Paadhri Ko Yeh Na Batana Ke Rushy Us Raat Mujhe
Maarne Ke Liye Daudi Thi....!
Reena Ke Honthon Par Be-Saqta Muskurahat Phail Gayi....!

Bhai....Main Mana Kar Raha Hu Ke Is Qism Ki Guftgu Na

Karo....Paadhri Ne Kisi Qadr Darshat (Kadhe) Lahje Mein
Kaha
Main Muaafi Chahta Hu Father....!

Khair....Khatm Karo....
Lekin
Ab Rushy Hi Waahed (Ek-Maatr) Zariya Hai Us Tak
Pahunchne Ka....!

To Fir....Main Kya Karu Father....!

Tumhe Kuch Bhi Nahi Karna Padhega....Kya Wo Shaam Ko

Hawaa Khori Ke Liye Nikalti Hai....!
Haa....Father....Pabandi Se Tip-Top Night Club Jati Hai....Wo
Aaj Kal Raat Ko Khana Wahin Kha Rahi Hai....!

Achi Baat Hai....Tumhe Kuch Bhi Nahi Karna Padhega....!

Haa....Main Yahi Chahta Hu Father....!

Reena To Use Pehchaanti Hi Hai....Main Aur Reena Yeh

Kaam Kar Lenge....!

Ab Main Mutmayeen (Santusht) Hu Father....Prince Ne

Lambi Saans Li

Rushy Ki Gaadi Tip-Top Night Club Ki Compound Mein

Daakhil Hui....Ba-Vardi Driver Ne Niche Utar Kar Pichli Seat
Ka Darwaaza Khola....Aur....Wo Badi Shaan Se Niche Utri....!

Baraamde Mein Khada Bell Captaan Uske Isteqbaal Ke Liye

Aage Badha....
Fir
Usne Uski Rehnumayi Cloakroom Tak Ki....!

Yahan Uska Coat Munaseeb Jagah Par Latkaya Gaya....

Aur
Fir....Wo Dinning-Hall Mein Daakhil Hui....!

Ek Waiter Use Uski Makhsoos (Special) Mez Tak Le Gaya....!

Wo Shehzaadiyon Ki Shaan Se Kursi Par Baith Kar Ahista-

Ahista Waiter Ko Kuch Hidayat (Nirdesh) Dene Lagi....!

Waiter Bhi Adab Se Jhuka Hua Apni Notebook Par Uski

Hidayat Likhta Raha....!

Waiter Ke Chale Jane Ke Baad Usne Uchakti Nazar Chaaron

Taraf Daali....
Fir
Vanity-Bag Se Aaina Nikaal Kar Apne Chahre Par Nazar
Daalne Lagi....!

Itne Do Afraad Uski Mez Ki Taraf Badhte Nazar Aye....Yeh

Reena Dickson Aur Father Ferdinand The....!

Rushy Ne Sar Utha Kar Unki Taraf Dekha....

Aur
Fir....Uski Nazar Reena Ke Chahre Par Jam Kar Rahe Gayi....!

Oohhoo....Khush-Aamdeed....Rushy Ne Uthte Hue Talq

(Kadhve) Lahje Mein Kaha....Kya Yeh Mahez Ek Ittefaaq
Hai....!
Hum Tumhe Takleef De Rahe Hai....Meri Bachchi....Paadhri
Bola

Oohh....Father....Rushy Is Tarah Chaunki Jaise Paadhri Par

Pahli Baar Nazar Padhi Ho....
Fir
Jaldi Se Boli....Baithiye....Baithiye....
Aur
Meri Mezbaani Qabool Farmaye....!

Nahi....Shukriya....Hum Khana Kha Chuke Hai....

Lekin
Kuch Der Tumhare Saath Baithne Ki Dawath Qabool
Karunga....!

Meri Khush-Kismati....Rushy Muskura Kar Boli....

Fir
Ghoor Kar Reena Ki Taraf Dekha....!
Tum Bhi Baith Jao....Paadhri Ne Reena Se Kaha
Aur
Wo Bura Sa Muh Banaye Hue Baith Gayi....!

Main Kya Khidmat Kar Sakhti Hu....Father....Rushy Boli

Paadhri Ne Ungliyon Se Cross Bana Kar Use Duaein Di....!

Koi Juice Hi Father....Rushy Ne Kaha

Acha....Coffee Pee Lunga....Meri Bachchi....!

Tum Kya Piyogi....Rushy Ne Reena Se Pucha

Mujhe Khwahish Nahi Hai....!

Tum Mere Liye Ajeeb Se Jazbaat Ka Izhaar Kar Rahi

Ho....Kya Yeh Samajh Lu Ke Tum Us Ahmaq Ki Umeedvar
Ho....!

Fizool Baatein Na Karo....Reena Jhunjhula Kar Boli....Wo

Father Se Roya-Dhoya Tha....Father Samjhauta Karana
Chahte Hai....!
Samjhauta....Kaisa Samjhauta....? Usne Meri Zindagi Talq
Kar Rakhi Hai....!

Tumhe Kya Shikayath Hai....Meri Bachchi....!

Acha....To Suniye....
Agar
Usne Meri Shikayathein Aap Tak Pahunchayi Hai To....Wo
Jumla Kiye Baghair Ek Beek Khamosh Ho Gayi
Kaho....Kaho....!

Nahi....Main Kuch Nahi Kehna Chahti....!

Abhi Tum Ne....

Jo Kuch Bhi Kahungi....Uski Maujoodgi Mein Kahungi....!

Oohh....To Yeh Kaun Si Badi Baat Hai....Yeh To Abhi Ho

Sakhta Hai....Wo Meri Khiyaamgah (Nivas) Par Maujood
Hai....!

Lekin....Aakhir.....Samjhauta Kiss Baat Ka....Main Ab Uske

Saath Nahi Rehna Chahti....!

Wo To Aisa Nahi Chahta....!

Fir....Meri Baat Kyun Nahi Maanta....Mujh Par Bharosa Kyun

Nahi Karta....Koi Aurat Kisi Aise Mard Ko Bardaasht Nahi
Kar Sakhti....Jo Us Par Bharosa Na Karta Ho....!

Lekin....Uski Baaton Se To Aisa Maalum Hota Hai....Jaise

Uski Laghaam Tumhare Hi Haath Mein Hai....Reena Bol
Padhi

Sabr....Sabr....Meri Bachchi....Tum Filhaal Khamosh

Raho....Paadhri Ne Narm Lahje Mein Kaha
Agar....Yeh Baat Hai To Main Abhi Chalungi....Isi
Waqt....Rushy Ghussele Andaaz Mein Uthti Hui Boli

Wo Bhi Uth Gaye....!

Rushy Ne Head Waiter Ko Bula Kar Apna Order Kuch Der

Ke Liye Cancel Kara Diya....!

Bahar Nikal Kar Rushy Ne Unhe Apni Gaadi Mein Baithne

Ki Dawath Di....Jo Manzoor Kar Li Gayi....!

Paadhri Ne Bataya Ke Wo Taxi Mein Aye The....!

Wo Bohath Badi Gaadi Thi....Pichli Seat Par Teeno Aaram Se

Baith Gaye....!

Paadhri Ne Driver Ko Hidayatein (Nirdesh) Di....

Aur
Gaadi Harkat Mein Aa Gayi....!
15 Minute Baad Wo Shaher Ke Bohath Zyada Maaldar Logon
Ki Basti Mein Jaa Pahunche....Yahan Ki Imaarathein Ek-
Dusre Faasle Par Thi....!

Bahari Baagh Sunsaan Padha Tha....Baraamde Mein

Mehdood (Simit) Roshni Thi....Wo Niche Utre....!

Paadhri Aage Chalne Laga....Wo Unhe Ek Bade Drawing-

Room Mein Laya....!

Tum Dono Yahin Baitho....Main Abdul Ko Dekhta Hu....Mera

Khayal Hai Ke Wo Library Mein Hoga....Paadhri Ne Kaha....
Aur
Wahan Se Chala Gaya....!

Rushy Reena Ki Taraf Mudhi....

Aur
Uski Aankhon Mein Dekhti Hui Muskurayi....Kuch Boli
Nahi....!

Reena Ke Honth Saqti Se Binche Hue The....!

Kuch Der Baad Rushy Ne Pucha....Kya Abdul Tumhe Pasand

Hai....?

Is Sawaal Ka Matlab....Reena Ghurrayi

Wo Aaj Tak Mujh Jaisi Aurat Ke Qaabu Mein Nahi Aa

Sakha....!

Main Fizool Baatein Nahi Sunna Chahti....Yeh Father

Ferdinand Ka Maamla Hai....Wahi Jaane....Abdul Ko Ek
Apaheej Ke Taur Par Mere Paas Chhod Gayi Thi....!

Lekin....Tum Ne To Use Tavaana (Shaktishaali) Kar

Diya....Rushy Hans Padhi
Mera Mazaaq Na Udhao....Samjhi....!

Itne Mein Imaarath Ke Kisi Hisse Se Kisi Ke Cheekhne Ki

Awaazein Ayi....!

Yeh Kya Hai....Dono Beek Waqt Chaunk Kar Boli

Fir....Reena Us Darwaaze Ki Taraf Jhapti....Jisse Guzar Kar

Paadhri Andar Gaya Tha....
Lekin
Wo Dusri Janib Se Bolt Kiya Hua Mila....!
Tum Kahan Jaa Rahi Ho....Rushy Uska Baazu Pakadhti Hui
Boli....Main Saazish Ki Bu Soong Rahi Hu....!

Saazish....Kaisi Saazish....Reena Fir Kursi Ki Taraf Badhti Hui

Boli....
Lekin
Uske Lahje Mein Tamkhar (Taunt) Tha....!

Daftan Wahi Darwaaza Khula....Jise Reena Kholne Ki

Koshish Karti Rahi....
Lekin
Yeh Paadhri To Nahi Tha....Unke Saamne Ek Siyaah (Black)
Posh Khada Tha....Jiss Ke Chahre Par Mande Hue Ghilaaf
(Cover) Se Do Khoonkhaar Aankhein Unhe Ghoore Jaa Rahi
Thi....!

TTTT....TTTuuu....Tum....Kaun....Ho....Reena Haklayi
Tumhara Chief....Tum Khamoshi Se Ek Taraf Baitho....!

Oohhooo....Chief....Wo Father Kahan Hai....?

Maine Kaha Tha....Khamosh Baitho....!

Reena Sahem Kar Ek Taraf Jaa Baithi....!

Usne Rushy Ki Taraf Dekha....

Lekin
Wo Zara Barabar Bhi Mutasar (Prabhavit) Nahi Maalum Hoti
Thi....
Balke
Uske Dekhne Ka Andaaz Kuch Aisa Tha....Jaise Circus Ka
Koi Maskhara Achanak Tamaasha Beenon Ke Khareeb Aa
Khada Hua Ho....!

Ab Kartab Dikhao Apne....Daftan Rushy Hans Kar

Boli....Father Ferdinand Bohath Zinda Dil Aadmi Maalum
Hote Hai....!

Abhi Maalum Ho Jayega....Zinda Dil Ka Haal....Siyaah Posh

Ghurraya....Mujhe P.C Dump Ka Pata Chahiye....!
Kya Yeh Tumhare Circus Ke Kisi Jaanvar Ka Naam
Hai....Rushy Ne Mazaaq Udhane Wale Andaaz Mein Pucha

Reena Ise Ghaseet Kar Us Kursi Se Baandh Do....Jiss Ke

Baazuon Se Belt Latke Hue Hai....!
Tumhara Dimaagh To Nahi Chal Gaya....Daftan Rushy
Bhipar Gayi....
Agar
Kisi Mujhe Haath Lagaya To Use Pachtana Padhega....!

Kya Bakwaas Kar Rahi Ho Tum....Reena Uth Kar Rushy Ki

Taraf Jhapti
Lekin
Khareeb Pahunchi Hi Thi Ke Rushy Ne Uski Baayi Kanpatti
Par Thapki De Kar Thappad Maara To Wo Dhadaam Se Farsh
Par Jaa Geeri....Saath Hi Uski Karaah Bhi Kamre Mein
Goonji....!

Thik Usi Waqt Sadar Darwaaze Ki Taraf

Se....Arey....Arey....Ki Haank Sunayi Di....!

Teeno Hi Mutawajah (Attract) Ho Gaye....!

P.C Dump Unki Taraf Rooq Kiye Hue Baayein Haath Se

Darwaaza Bolt Kar Raha Tha....Uske Daheene Haath Mein Ek
Bada Sa Danda Dikhaye De Raha Tha....!
Reena Baukhla Kar Uth Gayi....!

Tum Rushy Se Mera Pata Puch Rahe The....Usne Naqaab

Posh Ko Mukhateeb Kiya....Main Khud Hi Haazir Ho
Gaya....Auraton Ki Aapas Mein Ladhai-Bheedayi Mujhe
Khattai Pasand Nahi....Unhe To Sirf Gungunate Rehna
Chahiye....!
Is Waqt Tum Mere Haathon Se Nahi Bach Sakhoge....Naqaab
Posh Ghurraya

Mujhe iLm Hai Ke Tum Par Goliyan Asar Nahi

Karti....Isliye....Is Waqt Danda Saath Laya Hu....Dump Ne
Badi Sanjheedgi Se Kaha....Auraton....Tum Saamne Wali
Deewar Se Lag Kar Khadi Ho Jao....
Varna
Ho Sakhta Hai Ke Mere Dande Ko Pachtana Padhe....!

Rushy Reena Ka Haath Pakadh Kar Deewar Ki Taraf Ghaseet

Le Gayi....!
Reena Ko Aisa Mehsoos Ho Raha Tha....Jaise Uske Jism Mein
Jaan Hi Na Rahi Ho....Ek Saher Zada Ki Tarah Rushy Ke
Saath Ghaseethti Chali Gayi....!
Idhar Naqaab Posh Ne Revolver Nikaal Kar Dump Par Ek
Fire Jhonk Maara....!

Lekin....Sirf 4 Foot Faasle Par Khada Muskura Raha Tha....!

Reena Hairath Se Aankhein Phaade Dekhti Rahi....!

Aisi Phurti Uske Liye Bilkul Nayi Cheez Thi....Fire Hote Ho

Wo Beejli Ki Tarah Tadpa Tha....
Aur
Ab Bhi Apni Ghani Moochon Ki Oth Mein Muskuraye Jaa
Raha Tha....!

Fir....To....Naqaab Posh Ne Revolver Se Tadatad Fire Karta

Chala Gaya....
Aur
Dump Ke Paaun (Legs) Zameen Se Lagte Nahi Maalum Ho
Rahe The....Aisa Maalum Hota....Jaise Wo Udh Raha Ho....!
Revolver Khaali Ho Gaya....Dump Ke Pair Zameen Se
Lage....!

Naqaab Posh Ne Jhunjhulahat Mein Khaali Revolver Us Par

Khinch Maara....
Lekin
Wo Dump Ke Dande Se Takra Kar Farsh Par Jaa Padha....!

Ab Tum Mere Dande Ke Kartab Dekho....A-1....Dump Ne

Kaha....
Aur
Aage Badh Kar Danda Uske Baayein Pehlu Par Raseed Kar
Diya....!
Wo Ladhkhadaya....
Aur
Fir....Paagalon Ki Tarah Dump Par Toot Padha....!

Dump Ne Paintra Badal Kar Fir Danda Ghoomaya....Is Baar

Danda Uske Shaane Par Baitha....!

Shayad....Main Waqt Zaya (Barbaad) Kar Raha Hu....Daftan

Dump Haath Rok Kar Bola....Jab Tak Yeh Tumhara Khaul
(Shell) Nahi Utrega....Tum Chont Nahi Khaoge....!

Usne Danda Ek Taraf Daal Kar Naqaab Posh Par Chalaang

Lagayi....!
Dono Ghuth Kar Rahe Gaye....!

Reena Buri Tarah Haanp Rahi Thi....Fires Ka Hashr Wo Dekh

Chuki Thi....Usne Soncha....
Agar
Chief Ki Shikasht Ho Gayi To Kya Hoga....Uske Bhai....!
Fir....Har Qism Ke Khaadshaat Uske Zahen Se Moh Ho
Gaye....
Aur
Wo Danda Uthane Jhapti....
Lekin
Use Muh Ke Bal Farsh Par Geer Jana Padha....
Kyun Ke
Rushy Ne Apni Taang Uski Taang Mein Phansa Di Thi....!

Reena Cheekh-Cheekh Kar Use Bura-Bhala Kahne Lagi....!

Daftan Dump Cheekh Kar Bola....Rushy....Ladki Ki Hifazat

Karo....
Agar
Use Chont Ayi To Acha Na Hoga....!

Daftan....Reena Cheekhne Lagi....Abdul....Abdul....Tum

Kahan Ho....
Lekin
Abdul Ki Awaaz Kahin Se Na Ayi....!

Idhar Dono Vehshi Dareendon Ki Taraf Ek-Dusre Se Peele

Padhe The....Abhi Tak Koi Kisi Ko Nicha Nahi Dikha Sakha
Tha....!

Reena Fir Uth Khadi Hui....

Aur
Bebasi Se Un Dono Ki Taraf Dekhne Lagi....Use Andaaza Ho
Gaya Ke Wo Khuvat Mein Rushy Se Zyada Nahi Hai....
Lehaaza
Khamosh Rahne Ke Alawa Aur Koi Chaara Na Tha....!

Usne Mehsoos Kiya Ke Dump Uske Chief Ke Jism Par

Mande Hue Libaas Ko Utaar Phenkne Ki Koshish Mein Laga
Hua Hai....
Fir
Achanak....Na Jane Kya Hua Ke Usne Apne Chief Ko
Karaahate Hue Chaaron Shaane Cheet Geerte Hue Dekha....
Aur
Fir....Yeh Bhi Dekha Ke....Wo Dobara Fir Uth Baithne Ki
Koshish Mein Bebasi Se Haath-Pair Maar Raha Hai....!

Yahi Main Nahi Chahta Tha....Mr A-1....Dump Ne Mayoosana

Andaaz Mein Sar Hila Kar Kaha....Us Daav Se Reedh Ki
Haddi Mutasar (Prabhavit) Hoti Hai....Ab Tum Khud Se Nahi
Uth Sakhoge....!

Abdul....Abdul....Reena Fir Cheekhi

Abdul Ko Bhi Bula Diya Jayega....Pahle....Apne Chief Se

Milo....Rushy Uska Shaana Thapak Kar Boli

Dump Uska Libaas Utaarne Ki Koshish Kar Raha Tha....

Aur
Naqaab Posh Ke Halaq Se Behangam Si Awaazein Nikal
Rahi Thi....!
Kuch Der Baad Sirf Chahre Ka Khaul (Shell) Baaqi Rahe
Gaya....Wo Cheet Padha Karaahe Jaa Raha Tha....Aisa
Maalum Hota Tha....Jaise Usme Zabt (Attack) Karne Khuvat
Hi Na Rahe Gayi Ho....!

Dump Reena Ki Taraf Mudh Kar Bola....Ab....Apne Chief Ka

Chehra Dekho....
Fir
Usne Chahre Ka Naqaab Bhi Utaar Phenka....!

Father....Ferdinand....Reena Ki Zubaan Se Besaqta Nikla

Haa....Father Ne Bohath Mein Yeh Khaul Apne Jism Par
Chadhaya Tha....
Varna
Yeh Daadhi is Waqt Baraamad Na Hoti....!

Paadhri Ne Saqti Se Aankhein Meenchli....

Aur
Dump Jhuk Kar Uski Gardan Mein Kuch Tatolne Laga....
Achanak
Jhikadne Ki Awaaz Ayi....
Aur
Daadhi Samet Ek Aur Khaul Uske Chahre Par Se Utar
Gaya....!
Christopaus....Reena Fir Cheekhi

Tumhare Chief Ke Teen Roop Hai....Dump Reena Ki

Aankhon Mein Dekhta Hua Bola

Reena Kuch Na Boli....Uska Sar Buri Tarah Chakraya Tha....!

Christopaus Usi Tarah Bebasi Haath-Pair Patakte-Patakte

Daftan Behis-O-Harkat Ho Gaya....!

Kya Tumhe Yaqeen Hai Ke Abdul Yahan Maujood

Hai....Dump Ne Reena Se Pucha
Haa....Father Ne Mujh Se Yahi Kaha Tha....!

Bakwaas Ki Thi....Wo Use Yahan Sire Se Laya Hi Nahi

Tha....Tumhe Wahan Se Seedha Club Le Gaya Tha....!
Main Kuch Nahi Jaanti....Mujhe Mere Bhai Wapas De
Do....Reena Kisi Nanhi Si Bachchi Ki Tarah Bilbila Uthi

Abdul Se Nahi Milogi....!

Main Usse Milna Chahti Hu....
Lekin
Wo Cheekh Kiss Ki Thi....!

Wo Cheekh Bhi Isi Ki Thi....Tumhe Zaaher Karana Chahta

Tha Ke Usne Father Ko Bebas Kar Ke Situation Apne Control
Mein Kar Li Hai....Wo Chief Aur Father Ki Shakhsiyatein
Bilkul Alag-Alag Hi Rakhna Chahta Tha....Tum Par Zaaher
Karna Chahta Tha Ke Father Ka In Maamlaat Se Koi Taalooq
Nahi....Wo To Khuda Ki Raah Mein Yeh Sab Kuch Kar Raha
Hai....!

Mere Bhai....Main Kya Karu....!

Tumhare Bhai Mehfooz Hai....Dump Kuch Der Baad Bola

Kya Yeh Mar Gaya....Rushy Ne Christopaus Ki Taraf Dekh

Kar Pucha

Nahi....Behosh Ho Gaya Hai....Hosh Mein Aane Ke Baad

Shayad Sahi Al-Dimaagh Na Rahe Jaye....Reedh Ki Haddi Ke
Jharak (Jhatke) Se Uska Medulla Bhi Mutasar (Prabhavit)
Hua Hai....!

Tum Ne Aisa Daav Kyun Aazmaya Ke Bekaar Ho Jaye....!

Majboori Thi....Kisi Tarah Qaabu Hi Mein Nahi Aa Raha
Tha....Aise Taaqatvar Log Kam Hi Nazar Se Guzre Hai....!

Main To Ek Ghair Khanooni Harkat Ki Martakab (Doshi) Ho

Rahi Hu....Daftan Reena Ghusseli Awaaz Mein Boli....
Lekin
Tum Kaun Sa Nek Kaam Anjaam Dete Rahe Ho....Gandhe
Blackmailer....!
Rushy Hans Padhi....!
Dump Use Ghoorne Laga....!

Aankhein Na Dikhao Mujhe....Yeh Ladki Mujh Se Zyada

Khoobsurat Nahi Hai....Rushy Ne Kaha

Abdul Kahan Hai....Mujhe Usse Mila Do....Reena Ne Udaas

Si Awaaz Mein Kaha....Wo Sonch Rahi Thi Ke Ulajhna
Bekaar Hai....Ho Sakhta Hai....Uski Aajzi (Vinamrata) Is
Blackmailer Ko Mom Kar Sakhe....
Aur
Wo Uske Bhaiyon Ko Kisi Qism Ka Nuqsaan Pahunchaye
Baghair Chhod De....!
Tum Usse Mil Kar Ab Kya Karogi....!

Filhaal....Uske Alawa Yahan Aur Koi Humdard Nahi....Ho

Sakhta Hai....Wo Mere Liye Bhi Tumhare Mutaalbaat
(Demands) Pure Kar Sakhe....!

Aye....Khamosh Raho....Wo Mera Shohar (Pati) Hai....Rushy

Hans Kar Boli

Khuda Mujhe Gharath Kare....Yeh Main Kya Kar Baitha

Hu....Dump Apni Paishaani Par Haath Maar Kar Bola
Aur
Reena Use Hairath Se Dekhne Lagi....!
Rushy Hansti Rahi
Aur
Dump Ne Reena Se Kaha....Tum Rushy Ke Saath Mahel
Jao....Abdul Tumhe Wahin Milega....!

Kya Ab Mere Liye Koi Aur Jaal Boon Rahe Ho....!

Nahi....Abdul Se Muh Maangi Kheemat Vasool Kar Ke

Tumhare Bhaiyon Ko Rihaa Kar Dunga....
Aur
Koshish Karunga Ke Tum Teeno Sahi Salaamat Yahan Se
Chale Jao....
Kyun Ke
Tum Ek Nek Dil Ladki Ho....!

Reena Kuch Na Boli....!

Rushy Uska Haath Thaame Bahar Nikli....

Aur
Apni Gaadi Mein Baith Gayi....!

Usne Reena Se Kaha....Mujhe Sheedath Se Bhook Lag Rahi

Hai....
Lehaaza
Pahle Hum Club Hi Chalenge....!
Reena Kuch Na Boli....Uski Udaasi Badhti Hi Gayi....!

Club Mein Rushy Ne Kuch Khaya....

Aur
Use Zabardasti Coffee Pilayi....
Fir
Wo Use Mahel Numa Imaarath Mein Le Ayi....!

Yahan Abdul Maujood Tha....

Aur
Uske Dono Bhai Bhi The....Reena Hairath Se Palkein
Jhapkane Lagi....!
Mmmm....Main....Tumhari Shukr Guzaar Hu Abdul....Daftan
Reena Ro Padhi....Zindagi Bhar Tumhe Yaad Rakhungi....!

Mohabbath Na Karne Lagna....Rushy Hans Kar Boli

Bakwaas Bandh Karo....Abdul Ne Ghussele Lahje Mein Kaha
Aur
Rushy Use Ghoorti Hui Wahan Se Chali Gayi....!

Ab Wo Chaaron Khamosh The....!

Kya Wo Isi Tarah Azaad Rahega....Reena Ne Abdul Se Pucha

Police Bhi To Hai Uske Piche....Zyada Dino Tak Azaad Nahi

Rahe Sakhega....Tumhara Maamla Na Hota To Main Use
Police Ke Hawaale Kar Deta....Ab Tum Log Kuch Dino Tak
Yahin Rahoge....
Aur
Main Dekhunga Ke Tumhari Kya Madad Kar Sakhta Hu....!

Dusri Subaah Rushy Abdul Se Puch Rahi Thi....Aakhir Tum

Us Par Zaaher Kyun Nahi Kar Dete Ke Abdul Aur Dump Ek
Hi Haste Ke Do Roop Hai....!

Nahi....Main Aisa Nahi Kar Sakhta....Wo Ek Achi Ladki Hai....

Aur
Apni Samajh Mein Wo Apne Mulk Ki Khidmat Anjaam De
Rahi Hai....
Aur
Fir....Maine Use Bohath Khareeb Se Dekha Hai....
Agar
Main Us Par Yeh Zaaher Kar Dunga To Use Gehra Sadmaa
Pahunchega....!

Uske Chief Ke Teen Roop The....

Lekin
Tumhare Chaar Hai....Dump....Abdul....Imran....X-2....Waise
Tum Haqeeqatan Dump Ho....Koi Mere Dil Se Puche....Bilkul
Dump....!
Suna Hai Julaiana Fitzwaters Ne Siddiqui Se Shaadi Kar Li
Hai....Imran Bola

Sab Isi Tarah Shaadiyan Kar Lenge....

Aur
Tum Dump Ke Dump Hi Rahoge....!

Main Dump Hi Bhala....Imran Kaano Par Haath Rakhta Hua

Bola
Ab Yeh Abdul Ki Khaul (Cover) Chahre Se Utaar Do....Kab
Se Tumhari Masoom Si Surat Dekhne Ko Taras Rahi Hu....!

Fir....Imran Mahel Se Nikal Kar Apne Flat Pahuncha....

Aur
Andar Daakhil Hone Se Pahle Abdul Mannaan Ka Make-Up
Utaar Diya....!

Dastak Dete Hi Darwaaza Khula....

Aur
Joseph Ne Khopdhi Bahar Nikaal Kar Palkein Jhapkayi....
Aur
Fir....Mudh Kar Andar Dekha....!

Ab Jo Imran Ki Taraf Mudh Kar Dekha To Uska Muh Phaila

Hua Tha....
Aur
Aankhein Ahista-Ahista Bandh Hoti Gayi....
Fir
Joseph Dhadaam Se Ulat Gaya....!
Imran Darwaaza Khol Kar Andar Daakhil Hua....!

Zafar Jo Imran Ke Make-Up Mein Tha....Baukhla Kar Khada

Ho Gaya....!
Ghabrao Nahi....Imran Bola....Yeh Mujhe Bhoot Samajh Kar
Behosh Ho Gaya Hai....Imran Bola....Pichli Raat Is Ne Koi
Darrauna Khwaab Bhi Dekha Hoga....!

Dusri Taraf Se Sulaiman Ki Cheekh Sunayi

Di....Arey....Baapre....Kabhi Khudkhushi Karte Hai....
Aur
Kabhi Do Ho Jate Hai....!
Kyun Ghul-Ghapada Macha Raha Hai....Imran Ne Use
Daanta

Main To Chala Janab....Do Ke Tau Sambhaalna Mere Bas Se

Bahar Hoga....!

Abey....To Main Kab Bolta Hu....Zafar Ne Imran Hi Ke

Andaaz Mein Kaha....Mera To Gala Hi Baitha Hua Tha....!

Yahi To Main Kahun....Murgh Kyun Udh Rahe Hai

Rozana....Sulaiman Aankhein Phaadh-Phaadh Kar Zafar Ko
Dekhta Hua Bola

Aap Ko Meri Talaash Kiss Liye Thi....Imran Ne Bade Adab Se

Rahman Sahab Se Pucha

Mahez Yeh Maalum Karne Ke Liye Ke Mahekma Khaarja

(Videsh-Vibhaag) Ne Zafar Malik Aur Uske Mulazeem Ke
Jail Se Faraar Hone Mein Kyun Madad Di Thi....!

Khandaan Se Khaareej (Be-Dekhal) Kar Diye Jane Walon Ko

Shayad Mahekma Khaarja Ka Sarbaraah Kahte Hai....Imran
Ne Bade Bholepan Se Kaha
Aur
Rahman Sahab Ek Dham Se Bhadak Uthe....!
Behoodgi Khatm Karo....Tum Kahan Ghayab The....!
Aap Ke Liye Bhi Kuch Kaam Karta Raha Tha....Aap Aaj-Kal
Bohath Pareshaan Hai....Aap Ke Mahekme Ke Raaz Aap Ke
Haathon Se Nikal Jate Hai....!

Rahman Sahab Kuch Na Bole....!

Imran Kalayi Ki Ghadi Dekhta Hua Bola....
Agar
Aap Mere Saath Chal Sakho To Yeh Tamaasha Bhi Dikha
Du....Aap Ko Bhi Is Par Tashveesh (Chinta) Thi Ke Mahekma
Khaarja Gadhe-Murde Kyun Ukaadh Raha Hai....!

Tum Mujhe Kya Dikhaoge....Kahan Chalna Hai....?

Aap Ke Mahekme Ke Ek Director Sahab Ke Hotel Tak....!

Mere Mahekme Kisi Director Ka Koi Hotel Nahi Hai....!

Begum Sahiba Ke Hotel Par Unka Bhi Haq Hai....Imran Ke
Lahje Mein Talqi (Kadhvahat) Thi

Wo Wahan Maujood Hoga....?

Main Ek Cabin Wahan Reserved Kara Chuka Hu....
Agar
Maujood Bhi Hua To Pakdhe Jane Se Pahle Aap Ko Na Dekh
Sakhega....!

Rahman Sahab Kisi Sonch Mein Padh Gaye....

Fir
Wo Uske Saath Jane Par Tayyaar Ho Gaye....Haalaat Aise Hi
The Ke Wo Is Par Majboor The....
Varna
Yun Khade Ghaat Imran Ke Saath Kahin Chale Jana Unki
Shaan Mein Na Tha....Haqeeqat Yeh Thi Ke Unke Mahekme
Ke Kayi Raaz Bahar Chale Gaye The....
Aur
Wo Is Silsile Mein Behadh Pareshaan The....!

Cafe Charming Ke Ek Cabin Mein Dono Daakhil Hue....

Aur
Imran Ne Parda Khinchte Hue Ghadi Par Nazar Daali....
Aur
Rahman Sahab Ke Saamne Baith Gaya....Kuch Der Baad Usne
Ek Taraf Se Parda Hata Kar Rahman Sahab Ko Hall Mein
Dekhne Ka Ishaara Kiya....!

Oohhoo....Abu Sulaiman....Wo Ahista Se Badhbadhaye

Aane Wala Counter Ki Taraf Gaya Tha....
Aur
Counter Clerk Ne Uth Kar Use Taazeem (Sammaan) Di Thi....
Fir
Ek Aadmi Aur Counter Ke Khareeb Aa Khada Hua
Tha....Uske Baghal Mein Ek Bada Packet Daba Hua Tha....!

Abu Sulaiman Ne Packet Uske Haath Le Liya....!

Uthiye....Imran Ne Rahman Sahab Se Kaha....

Aur
Dono Cabin Se Nikal Aye....!

Abu Sulaiman Ka Rooq Bhi Usi Taraf Tha....Rahman Sahab

Par Nazar Padhte Hi Wo Baukhla Gaya....Packet Counter Par
Rakh Kar Unke Isteqbaal (Swagath) Ko Aage Badha....!
Rahman Sahab Khamosh Khade Use Ghoorte Rahe....
Fir
Qashk (Rookhe) Lahje Mein Bole....Is Packet Mein Kya
Hai....?
Wo....Jee....Tasveer....Hai....Janab....Monalisa Ki Naql Tayyaar
Karayi Hai....Ek Artist Se....!

Tasveer Laane Wala Jaa Chuka Tha....!

Is Tasveer Samet Mere Saath Chalo....Rahman Sahab

Ghurraye

Kkkk....Kkkyyy....Kyun....Janab-E-Aali....!

Imran Ne Jhapat Kar Tasveer Counter Se Utha Li....!

Abu Sulaiman Ki Paishaani Se Paseene Ki Dhaare Bahene

Lagi....
Halaanke
Aaj Bhi Sardi Shadeed Thi....!

Aadhe Ghante Baad Rahman Sahab Ke Office Mein Abu

Sulaiman Ke Alawa Director Saeed Bhi Maujood Tha....!
Aur....Imran Tasveer Ka Frame Ukaadhne Mein Mashghool
Tha....Frame Khokhla Tha....Uske Andar Chaaron Taraf
Sheeshe Ki Nalkiyan Thi....Jin Mein Zard Rang (Yellow) Ka
Liquid Bhara Hua Tha....!

Yeh Ek Nashavar Liquid Hai....

Aur
Sirf Unhi Logon Ke Se Mil Sakhta Hai....Jin Se Yeh Haasil
Karte Hai....Yeh Iske Is Buri Tarah Aadi Ho Gaye Hai Ke Iske
Baghair Ek Ghanta Bhi Nahi Guzaar Sakhte....Imran Ne
Kaha....
Aur
Khamosh Ho Kar Un Dono Ghoorne Laga....!
Unke Chahre Zard The....
Aur
Khauffzada Nazron Se Imran Ko Ghoore Jaa Rahe The....!

Un Logon Ne Inhe Iska Aadi Banaya....

Aur Fir....
Achanak....Supply Bandh Kar Di....Imran Lambi Saans Le Kar
Bola....Maqsad Yeh Tha Ke Inhe Yahan Ke Raaz Unke
Hawaale Kar Diye Jane Par Majboor Kar Diya Jaye....Unhe
Jab Bhi Koi Khaas Baat Maalum Karni Hoti Thi....Us Shube
(Branch) Ke Officer Ki Supply Rok Dete....Aur....Fir....Ek
Makhsoos (Special) Nishaan Ke Zariye Kahin Apni
Maujoodgi Ka Ishaara Kar Dete....
Aur
Officer Sahab Unki Talaash Mein Daude Jate The....Kyun
Saeed Sahab....? Aap Ke Liye Cupid Ka Nishaan Allot Kiya
Gaya Tha Na....Do Muhe Saanp Ki Shakl Wali Kamaan Us
Cupid Ke Haath Mein Hoti Thi....
Aur
Is Baar Wo Aap Se Yahi To Maalum Karna Chahte The Ke
Kothi Number-666 Ka Case Dobara Kyun Ukaadha Gaya
Hai....!

Daftan Saeed Ki Gardan Ek Taraf Dhulak Gayi....Wo Behosh

Ho Gaya
Aur
Abu Sulaiman Ki Haalaat Bhi Ghair Thi....!

Imran Ne Muskura Kar Uski Taraf Dekha....

Aur
Bola....Ab Tum Hi Bataoge....Ab Tak Kaun-Kaun Se Raaz Un
Tak Pahunchaye Hai....!
Mmmm....Mmmaa....Main....Abu Sulaiman Haklaya

Shut-Up....Rahman Sahab Garje....

Aur
Ghanti Bajane Ke Haath Aage Badhaya....!
Psycho Mansion Ke Ek Kamre Mein Wo Sab Jama The....
Aur
Imran Der Se Is Case Ki Unch-Neech Par Lecture De Raha
Tha....!

Wo Khamosh Hua To Safdar Bol Padha....Ab Kya Haal Hai

Christopaus Ka....?
Uski Laash Murda-Qaane Mein Padhi Hui Hai....Ghutna Zara
Zor Se Reedh Ki Haddi Par Lag Gaya Tha....!

Uska Bayaan....? Tanveer Ne Aankhein Nikaal Kar Sawaal

Kiya
Bhai....Koi Inka Gala Dabana....
Taake
Yeh Uska Bayaan Lene Ke Liye Rawaana Ho Sakhe....Imran
Ne Aise Mazaaqana Andaaz Mein Kaha Ke Sab Hans Padhe

Tanveer Uth Kar Chala Gaya....!

Imran Uske Piche Haank Hi Lagata Rahe
Gaya....Arey....Miya....Wo Shaadi Ka Dhong Tha....Siddiqui
Bechara Is Waqt Bhi Adeem Al-Misaal Hai....!

Bako Mat....Julia Jhalla Kar Ghurrayi

Daftan....Imran Sanjheedgi Ikhtiyaar Karta Hua Bola....Yeh
Khuli Hui Haqeeqat Hai Ke Christopaus Kaamyaab Qism Ki
Nashavar Cheezon Ke Zariye Bade Ohde Ke Officers Ko
Apna Ghulaam Banata Raha Tha....Iske Alawa Yahan Uski
Maujoodgi Ka Aur Koi Maqsad Nahi Tha....Tareeqa Yeh Tha
Ke Uske Liye Kaam Karne Wale Zyadatar Ek-Dusre Se
Waaqif Nahi The....Wo Paadhri Ferdinand Ki Haisiyath Se
Khanooni Taur Par Humare Mulk Mein Bhi Uski Waapsi Ka
Sarkaari Taur Par Entry Honi Chahiye....!

Yeh Kiss Tarah Mumkeen Hai....Safdar Use Ghoorta Hua

Bola
Khattai Mumkeen Hai....Reena Aur Uska Ek Bhai....Kal Hi
Yahan Se Rawana Ho Gaye....Uska Wo Bhai Father Ferdinand
Ke Make-Up Mein Hoga....
Aur
Usi Ke Passport Par Safar Karega....Dusra Bhai....
Fir
Kisi Mauqe Par Nikaal Diya Jayega....Is Baat Par Main
Tumhari Aankhon Mein Tamskhar (Uphaas) Dekh Raha
Hu....
Halaanke
Un Logon Ko Is Par Aamada Kar Lena Bohath Mushkil Kaam
Tha....Maine Isi Shart Par Unki Waapsi Manzoor Ki Hai Ke
Unhe Is Scheme Par Amal Karna Padhega....Wo Is Par
Tayyaar Hai....Christopaus Ke Dusre Saathiyon Ke Baare
Mein Chaan-Been Jaari Hai....Unme Se Jitne Bhi Ghair
Khanooni Zariye Se Mulk Mein Daakhil Hue Hai....Chup-
Chaap Maut Ke Ghaat Utaar Diye Jayenge....Dost Kahe Kar
Hume Gale Lagane Walon Ke Saath Iske Alawa Aur Kya
Bartau Kiya Jaa Sakhta Hai....!
Us Par Goli Kyun Asar Nahi Karti Thi....
Aur
Jimson Ne Use Udhte Dekha Tha....Daftan Nomani
Bola....Kya Yeh Uska Vahem Samjha Jaye....!
Wo Sabz (Green) Liquid....Tajziye (Analysis) Doctors Ki
Laboratory Mein Bhijwaya Gaya Tha....Imran Ne Sar Khuja
Kar Kaha....Report Aa Gayi Hai....Itna Waqt Nahi Hai Ke
Uske Baaz (Some) Ingridents Ka Chemical Amal Ke Baare
Mein Tafseel Se Guftgu Ki Jaa Sakhe....Bas Itna Samajh Lo
Ke Goli Guzar Kar Khaal Mein Pevast Nahi Ho
Sakhti....Libaas Upari Sataah Zaroor Phoot Jati....
Lekin
Goli Jaise Us Liquid Se Miss Hoti Thi....Fauri Taur Par Uska
Dabau Suffer Ho Kar Rahe Jata Tha....Rahe Gayi Udhaan Ki
Baat To Wo Machine Bhi Mere Haath Lag Gayi Hai....Koi
Nayi Cheez Nahi....Kayi Taraqi Yaafta (Developed) Mulk Ki
Fauj Ise Istemaal Kar Rahi Hai....Paratroopers Ise Bhi Apne
Jism Se Baandhe Rahte Hai....
Agar
Unhone Dekha Ke Paracute Ki Doriyan Apne Jism Se Alag
Kar Dete Hai....Yeh Machine Bohath Mokhtasar (Short)
Udhaan Ke Liye Karaamad (Faidemand) Hoti Hai....Bas Itni
Hi Ke Wo Julia Ki Khidki Se Chalaang Lagate Hi Wo Us
Machine Ko Chala De....
Aur
Footpath Par Geerne Ki Bajaye Khareeb Hi Makaan Ki Chath
Par Pahunch Jaye....!
Uske Baad Kisi Ne Aur Koi Sawaal Nahi Kiya....!

Yahan Se Uth Kar Imran Jimson Ka Mizaaj Puchne Chala

Gaya....!
Wo Bistar Par Cheet Padha Hua Tha....Imran Ko Dekh Kar
Khaalees Classic Andaaz Mein Karahaane
Laga....Aau....Charkh Kajar Fataar Ko Meri Sehath Ek Aankh
Na Bhaayi....Taqdeer Ne Haalaat Se Chughli Khayi....
Aur
Us Bhoot Ke Aage Kuch Na Ban Ayi....!

Main Tumhare Liye Tauba Al-Nasooh Laya Hu....Imran

Abdeedah (Traditional) Ho Kar Bola
Shukriya....Shukriya....Janab....Padhne Ko Kuch Bhi Nahi
Raha....!

Yeh Lo....Lekin....Khayal Rahe Ke 10 Paise Yomiya (Prati-Din)

Ke Hisaab Se Iska Kiraya Jayega....!

To Kya....Yahan Kitaabein Bhi Kiraye Par Milti Hai....!

Khadam....Khadam Par....Har Gali Ke Modh Par....Tumhe
Kisi Na Kisi Library Ka Board Zaroor Nazar Ayega....
Baherhaal
Aaj Hi Khatm Kar Li To 10 Paise Hi Par Tal Jayegi....!

Yeh To Bada Acha Business Hai....Ab Main Ghalib Kamar

Bandh Wali Scheme Ko Drop Kar Dunga....Khoob....Kiraye
Ki Library....Wonderful....!
Imran Ke Puchne Par Wo Use Ghalib Kamar Bandh Ke Baare
Mein Batane Laga....!

Ghabrao Nahi....Tumhe Bhi Paalunga....Imran Sar Hila Kar

Bola

Airport Par Reena Ki Rawaangi Ka Manzar Mutasar Kun

(Prabhavshaali) Tha....!
Uske Chahre Par Hawaiya Udh Rahi Thi....Paas Hi Jermy
Dickson Father Ferdinand Ke Roop Mein Khada Tha....!

Daftan Reena Prince Abdul Mannaan Se Boli....Tum

Fareeshte Ho....Begharz Neki Karne Wale....Zindagi Bhar
Yaad Rakhungi....Is Baat Ki Khushi Hai Ke Rushy Ek Dham
Badal Gayi....Usne Meri Dil Joyi Ki Hai....Main Uska Ehsaan
Bhi Kabhi Nahi Bhoolungi....Tum Dono Bohath Yaad
Aaoge....Kabhi Tum Dono Mere Mulk Bhi Aao....
Halaanke
Hum Log Maaldar Nahi Hai....Fir Bhi Tumhe Koi Takleef Na
Hogi....!

Hum Zaroor Ayenge....Abdul Mannaan Bharrayi Hui Awaaz

Mein Bola....Jerry Ki Taraf Se Tum Bilkul Mutmayeen
(Santusht) Rehna....Use Koi Takleef Na Hogi....
Aur
Bohath Jald Ba-Hifaazat Tumhare Paas Pahunch Jayega....!
Reena Ki Aankhein Bhar Ayi....
Aur
Wo Unhe Phaila-Phaila Kar Aansoo Peene Ki Koshish Karti
Rahi....!

The End