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Duolingo Doctor's Note
Duolingo Doctor's Note
Duolingo Doctor's Note
Upon careful examination, I have determined this patient is suffering from an acute case
of strigiformophobia, which is a rare disease caused by exposure to novel linguistics.
Symptoms include:
Sweating, fever, chills
Chronic paranoia over fulfilling daily responsibilities
A concerning, borderline pathological fixation with Dua Lipa
Emotional distress from seeing corporate mascots in bikinis
Uncontrollable diarrhea
Please consider this individual excused from any other obligations. Failure to adhere to this
medical advice may result in an aggressive legal action from our local injury attorney,
Peter Francis Menchetti (Menchetti & Sons LLC.), and nobody wants that.
Best,
Dr. Duo