According to this guy I might just be:

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Hi Ben,

You don't know me and I don't know you. I do have one of your programs from AWAI that I
haven't yet had a chance to go through yet. However, I just stumbled upon your website. And I
know this probably sounds funny or like a joke. but I get the impression that you're either a
satanist, or you're one of those people who has jumped on the "satan is cool" bandwagon for
whatever reason. I almost signed up for your email list, but didn't because of that. Celebrating
Aliester Crowley and having other satanic symbolism on your website doesn't give me
confidence that your someone I want to follow and listen to, regardless of how good of a
copywriter you are. So can you please confirm whether I'm being paranoid or not? You have
those creepy Adam Schiff bug eyes too. lol Oh, and kung fu and traditiional gook martial arts are
all crap and a waste of time. I trained in Shotokan Karate, Taekwondo, Aikido, Tae Soo Do, and
Hwa Rang Do for around 15 years total. It's all garbage. I take it you haven't had to use it? lol
Test that shit out in a boxing gym and let me know how it goes. lol

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I am afraid he only gets... 2 out of 5 troll grunt stars.

The wall-of-text that a lot of reply guys do was definitely on point.

As were the couple obligatory "lol" insecurity-signaling tics.

The Satanist part was amusing too, and made it easy for me to write the subject line here. I am
pretty sure he was referring to my Markauteur book cover which, amongst covers to my Enoch
Wars novels (the whole 9 book series is ultimately about the Christian redemption of someone
born fallen and irredeemable), also contains a pic of a huge painting I bought from Pastor Doug
Giles that is a giant skull with the scripture:

“Judgement Cometh”

Not a Bible verse, but it is a reference pointing to Hebrews 9:27 KJV.

The Crowley “celebration” was especially amusing as the only email I've written with that name
in it was about the demon character Crowley from the TV show Supernatural (not about the real
life guy Aleister the troll is nattering on about) where I talked about all the persuasion skills that
fictional character displayed as a teaching that was obviously Halloween-themed.