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1 INT - DAY - LIVING ROOM 1
INTERN
Kya? Kaun? Kidhar? Kidhar hoon
main? Kaun hai aap sab?
GHOST 1
Welcome!
GHOST 2
(chuckles)
He’s so confused. I love when
people die.
INTERN
Huh?
GHOST 1
(CHUCKLES)
GHOST 2
You’re dead, son!
FADE TO TITLE.
GHOST 1
Rule no. 1. Play with sounds.
GHOST 2
Aaaand....
GHOST 1
(exasperated) Learn to play with
sounds first.
INTERN
Guys, i’ve been repeatedly asking
this. Whyyyyy?
GHOST 2
Why ‘what?’
2.
INTERN
Why do we have to do this?
Why do I have to learn this.
GHOST 1
Do as you’re told.
GHOST 1 (CONT'D)
Quick, quick, our prey is on his
way (grins and hides)
GHOST 2
Why are you hiding? We’re ghosts.
GHOST 1
(being aware of his mistake) DO AS
YOU’RE TOLD.
The human comes inside the room, warily. Indicating he’s come
looking for the reason behind the noise.
As he enters and looks around (to find no one from his POV)
ghost 2 switches the light off and says ‘oopsie’ and ghost 1
shuts the door. Intern watches.
CUT TO BLACK.
GHOST 1 (CONT'D)
And that’s how it’s done.
CUT TO:
GHOST 2
Yay! Ghosts are hiding again.
(sarcastically)
The ‘prey’ is on his night run, with his ear pods on. He
approaches the bush as the intern gets ready to scare his
‘prey’.
3.
GHOST 1
(looks at his watch) It’s time.
Let’s proceed.
GHOST 2
My favourite part in the syllabus.
GHOST 1
Something we can agree on, finally.
Intern is clueless.
INTERN
It’s been a long time... I’m
guessing? You still have not
answered my question. Why do ghosts
HAVE to scare people?
GHOST 1
DO AS-
GHOST 2
DO AS YOU’RE TOLD.
GHOST 1
Moving on. Ghosts scare dogs. Dogs
scare humans. Mission accomplished.
INTERN
But-
GHOST 1
GO SCARE THE DOGS.
4.
GHOST 2
You’ve to run for impact.
Intern starts running. The dogs spot him, bark, and run
towards him. Intern turns around quickly and runs with even
more speed. He runs past the veterans.
Two drunk guys, walking on the road get scared looking at the
dogs. They are horrified and start running in a wobbly manner
along with the intern, they are now running together, as
funny music plays.
The intern manages to lose the dogs. He pants and spots the
veterans standing right in front of him. He’s shocked and
looks back at the spot from where he came running.
INTERN
Weren’t you? How did you? Oh right,
the ghost thing.
I’m really scared of do-
GHOST 1
Forget it, it is all going to be a
waste in the end.
GHOST 2
The end?
(Grins as he does the air
quotations.)
INTERN
Look, you need to tell me why we’re
doing this. Why do we HAVE to scare
peop-
GHOST 1
You were a failure when you were
alive. And you are a failure even
when you’re dead.
INTERN
He’s right. I was a failure when I
was alive and I am still, a bloody
FAILURE
GHOST 1
So it wasn’t a waste after all.
GHOST 2
It wasn’t, this is the first time
he has actually enjoyed the art of
scaring.
GHOST 1
Yeah, I think he has finally found
the purpose of life.
GHOST 2
Uh huh. Death. The purpose of
death.
END CREDITS
Same drunk guys from dog scene walking - shot from behind.
One of them has a hand over the other drunkard’s shoulder. As
the camera cuts on their mid shot from front, we see one of
the drunkard fallen down while the other walks with his hand
hanging in the air.
Intern’s VO singing happy birthday’
CUT TO BLACK.