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5. JUSTIN BIEBER
You know that scene in Total Recall where a fat lady's face squirms and breaks in half and
out emerges Arnold Schwarzenegger? That is what that blasted "Baby, Baby Ooooh" song
does to me. Coming in February: a spine-tingling biopic titled Justin Bieber:
Never Say Never, which includes-gasp-never-bef0re-seen home footage. Ah, the travails of
living to a long, remarkably fruitful age.